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wakey wakey
wakey wakey
YEA!!!!
You just like John Hamm cuz he’s got a big package!
From the last poat:
Largest tax cut in Iowa history signed into law today. GOP House, Dem Senate. After the last Governor (Culver- D), there was a deficit. There isn’t anymore under Branstad (R). Just like the last time Branstad was Governor. Vilsack (D) took care of the last surplus (a real one, not a Clinton paper one).
Tell me again, who is the party of hate?
Yup. He’s got the big combo package of Doodle & Cheese Balls.
**kidnaps cowboy**
Trudy?
Thoughts go out to Obama today. He’s got a really long day of campaigning.
Poor guy. After a late night of watching a four-hour documentary last night.
He really is a tireless leader.
Equal time for Sox.
Who’s the dirty guy? I like him.
Trudy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Boot camp in an hour.
I like the hair on his chest. He looks like a man.
How in the world does Jay know that Hamm has a “big package?”
Dirty guy? Not sure who he is but he screamed your name the loudest when I entered “Hawt dirty men who like skorts and white wigs”.
Trudy?
That’s great!
t sure who he is but he screamed your name the loudest when I entered “Hawt dirty men who like skorts and white wigs”.
*prepares bath
I’ll take care of him.
His name is Carlos.
But despite the estimated 26,000 unwanted sexual assaults per year in the military – of which only 3,300 are reported – military leaders been “enablers” of the epidemic by failing to move aggressively to stop it, Speier argued.
Ah, maybe one of you can tell me how you get 26,000 from UNREPORTED assaults?
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-3460_162-57588390/military-sex-assault-culture-needs-new-laws-to-change-lawmakers-say/
Carlos Bocanegra, the 33-year old centre back of the Scottish Premier League’s Rangers.
Goodness, it’s as if you must have a large number to make a large problem. 3,300 reported assaults in a military of our size sounds statistically small compared to regular population.
So, they just extrapolated?
Nice job, Cyn, thanks for doing this. Last night was crazy busy.
**sends over hawt masseur and good chocolate**
How in the world does Jay know that Hamm has a “big package?”
Ha Ha busted for reading Femail.
Hot guys and cats who pose like them cracks me up.
Huh. Nice ball.
(tepid NSFW warning)
Hahhaha…Jewstin “likes” this post.
**sends over hawt masseur and good chocolate**
Mmmmm *thud* zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
morning Gabe
U of Chicago is for assholes:
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/06/252455/
I’m a ‘hair on the chest’ kinda girl too, Mare. But some of those without, well, I wouldn’t stop ’em from eating crackers in my bed either.
Me neither.
U of Chicago is for assholes:
Stunning. The first comment is awesome and nails it.
I don’t hair discriminate with men.
When you’re done with the cowboy, send him my way, m’kay?
*brushes my chest*
Lauraw, you scamp!
At least she walks the talk:
http://tinyurl.com/p935ms4
Occupy airport.
If you see ghee there, give him some change.
….despite the estimated 26,000 unwanted sexual assaults per year in the military – of which only 3,300 are reported…..
Wonder how many of those “unwanted sexual assaults” are by members of the same sex?
And we all know that “unwanted” and “assault” can mean anything that the feminists say that they are.
“The first comment is awesome and nails it.”
Yep.
Oops, didn’t MJ go to the U of Chicago?
Have any of you replaced a shattered iPhone 5 glass front? I see that Amazon sells the tools and replacement parts, the comments are 1/2 yes do it yourself, 1/2 no don’t attempt.
My daughter dropped hers.
Ah, maybe one of you can tell me how you get 26,000 from UNREPORTED assaults?
Took the same ratio as sexual assaults amongst Democratic Senator’s pages and staff.
Have any of you replaced a shattered iPhone 5 glass front?
I haven’t done it myself, but if you’re handy at all, try it. The 1/2 that say don’t attempt are usually afraid of breaking a nail.
If you see ghee there, give him some change.
Isn’t he usually handing out flowers in a red robe?
Occupy comments
This is how mare technology purchases go:
Husband at store looking at iPhone 5 sick of his android.
Husband: mare do you want an upgrade from your 3?
Mare: I don’t care, I don’t even know the difference.
Husband: it’s only $50 bucks and it’s faster.
Mare: whatever you think.
Mare checking out phone at home after husband has transferred all data, reset passwords and added fun crap to my phone.
Mare: Hey, this is great it’s faster.
Husband: do you want me to upgrade it to a 5?
Mare: ??? No, this seems nice.
Fin
Mare; no. Those cocks wouldn’t let me in. Something about being too dumb.
I went to univ of Illinois.
Well then, MJ….screw those assholes even harder. How dare they not accept you. PRICKS!!
Heading to workout class.
Every time I do a squat I’ll pretend an U of C administrator gets ebola on his junk.
“…or her”
>> My daughter dropped hers.
There’s a walk-in cell phone geek place here that will replace one for $75. I gotta believe if there’s one here in BFE there’s a hundred of em there.
“Isn’t he usually handing out flowers in a red robe?”
That’s what I hate about cults.
Really, Dave?
Shoot, the one in Southlake was $250. Really.
Occupy PST. Just woke up. Dammit.
Saw a cartoon the other day. If it was here I apologize for the redundancy.
Boy: Dad, how come there aren’t and muslims in Star Trek?
Dad: Because it’s the future.
fin
The place here will replace an iPad screen for $200
Yeah, iirc, the future is all Jews.
OMG maybe Star Trek is what pissed them all off in the first place?
I thought it was Morlock and Eloi.
It must have been The Next Generation. Kirk wouldn’t let them get away with that.
Apple stores will replace for $225. I don’t get why a repair store does it for more. My husband replaced his iPad screen for $200 at the place that quoted the
Phone repair for $250.
Dan is a thermostat Nazi. I may have to kill him. (Nice HHD, Cyn)
Damage control begins for Hillary! Clinton. As usual, it’s not her fault, it’s staffers and loyalists:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/11/ambassador-irked-baseless-prostitute-allegations/
Don’t these people do ANYTHING on their own? Seems they are just puppets.
Well bring it down here. We can meet and have lunch while they fix it.
*laughs and laughs and laughs*
There are Muslims in the reboot. Totally ruined a good joke.
Try radioshack, Mare. I hear they do it for way cheaper than that.
Boot camp was awesome hard.
Some poor girl had to be paired with me. We were doing team stuff. I suppose she wanted to challenge herself. Most of the people there are not in great shape. Some are in good shape, and some have been doing bootcamp for a while so they’re getting in better shape.
Doing reps, we had to join in on THEIR rep 5 and do our five reps, then they’d join in at our five. So you got to rest as long as your partner was doing their set.
It was Pushups, then pullups, then box squat hops, then burpees (reps of 3 for that) . Each for 2 min, in rotation. TWICE. Then we had to do 1 min (then 30 sec) of spiderman pushups, more pullups, ,squat hopes, then those RC planks.
I was dripping with sweat.
Comment by Car in on June 12, 2013 10:07 am
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6315321344/hE55DF447/
Oh, it’s something like this Puppy.
Thanks Carin, I’ll call radio shack.
Mare,
A lot of those numbers are based on surveys with questions like, “In the past 12 months have you received any unwanted sexual attention?”
Lol radio shack was $299 for 5-7 DAYS or $399 for 72 hours. Why wouldn’t people just go to apple and get a new phone for $225 and it doesn’t effect upgrade status.
Huh. My uncle got his fixed for under $100. I think he said it was $75.
Weird.
There are Muslims in the reboot.
I don’t think squatting to pee is feasible in zero gravity. However there is no inherent problem with goat-fucking in weightlessness provided there are adequate hard points and footholds.
Do it yourself Mare. I have faith in you!
Also http://youtu.be/suau3znYlgo
HA – nice visual there, George.
“Unicorn prancercizing.”
AKA “The President’s Workout.”
For the Header & Tagline Combo: http://i.imgur.com/Lw4Lvgy.gif
Plus 3 Nobel thingies.
AKA “The President’s Workout.”
Nailed it.
John Hamm does not wear underpants. So I hear.
He was told to put some on while at work, to ‘contain things’.
The “5” is the expensive one. Was it a 5?
Not the picture I was looking for, but close.
I dunno. And I don’t know that it is different. They probably charge that because they can get it/it’s the going rate.
Did she have a cover on the phone? I got an otter box for my newest one.
In the last couple of months I’ve noticed an uptick in girls named “Neveah”. I was mystified until my medical assistant told me it was Heaven backwards.
Any Hollywood types name their kids that?
? LIV
Got snot?
an uptick in girls named “Neveah”. I was mystified until my medical assistant told me it was Heaven backwards.
Never date a girl named Reficul.
Hahahahaha
When the new header went up the tagline hadn’t changed yet, so I was wondering what the angle was.
Good job!
Heaven backwards is Nevaeh.
Occupy ATL.
Or nevaeH.
Except for the extra work put on Dave (via stupid emails) the dark hair on Crist made me LOL.
Oh yeah, gotta work on my esrever gnilleps
I don’t want to date/marry a guy named:
Yag Ylterces.
Gorilla Snot is the anti-Astroglide.
The girl is getting her lung transplant.
Like some felt with Terri Shiavo, I don’t think conservatives are completely right about this.
*wonders what Jimbro things.
thinks
Gorilla Snot is the anti-Astroglide.
Labels are important!
Carin, we all better get use to begging to our betters for procedures we need but the “state” can’t afford.
CF isn’t curable. She’ll still have it with a new lung, plus now she’ll take anti-rejection drugs that will bring her immune system to zero.
Unless we can get doctors to work for free, the state can’t afford to give people the treatments and care that we have available. Private insurance can’t afford it either.
Not the picture I was looking for, but close.
http://www.athensmagazine.gr/uploads/john%20hamm1.jpg
He looks like a dumbshit to me. Put on some underwear, you profane ass, there are kids in the world.
A lung transplant – 12 month cost (30 -day pre and the following year ), is $577,100.
At current rates (of around $10,000 per family for insurance), that means about 44 families have to need ZERO health care to pay for that one girl’s care.
And she’ll still have CF.
Government involvement in deciding who gets what treatment is a slippery slope. The fact that we have to ration care at all is troublesome to most doctors and the antithesis of their oath to heal. Which is why there are panels of all interested parties that hash this out in advance looking at the best available data. Physicians, Ethicists, Clergy, Numbers people, etc meet and establish criteria before any individual needs treatment. An appeal to emotion on a particular case throws all that out the window. It just seems like having more publicity made this happen. I would say the same thing for politically or financially connected people getting bumped to the front of the line for treatment they wouldn’t ordinarily be able to receive.
Cystic Fibrosis is a horrible disease. I’ve seen 2 girls die of this since I’ve been in practice (they saw me for unrelated conditions). Another girl had a lung transplant and has done well so far.
We’re all going to die.
It’s when and condition of life/health.
Arguments could be made about dialysis which cost in 2008,129,000/year based an Wharton and Stanford studies (googled) not counting emergency room visits, etc.. And that was in 2008.
My point isn’t that people shouldn’t have it, it’s who is making the decision about who gets it. NOW (or soon) we have dipshits in the IRS/HHS and some dumbasses on a board deciding. As opposed to what insurance we had the foresight to buy and free markets which seems a lot more fair.
Yea, I agree about dialysis, and I agree also about a lot of the treatment my dad has gotten. But I have no say in this matter. A TON Of money has been spent to prolong his life, with very little consideration regarding the quality.
DIalysis centers are also driving the cost, and I believe there is a bit of a conspiracy going on among all that bs.
ANd yes, it’s who is making the decision. I don’t agree with the appeal to public emotion with this girl, because a ton of the people voicing their views have no idea about the disease.
Also there are a LOT of stupid rules which make care more expensive. Stupid rules. Since he has trouble “transferring” from his chair the the dialysis chair – he has to be transported via ambulance.
Because the dialysis people aren’t allowed to “transfer” him.
I blame the lawyers. And the lawsuit happy people.
“I don’t agree with the appeal to public emotion with this girl, because a ton of the people voicing their views have no idea about the disease.”
I totally agree. Mark Levin made this point. This is one of the major deals wrong with Obamacare. We shouldn’t be begging anyone with emotional appeals.
And, seriously, I was not making any point that your dad shouldn’t get treatment.
My dad wanted to live as long as he possibly could. He has a right to want that. And he had good insurance and paid a lot for it.
I meant, we shouldn’t have to beg ANYONE and certainly not with emotional appeals.
From time to time I do reflect on the number of tests and follow up visits I schedule as purely CYA maneuvers. Like the blind chicken finding a piece of grain, every once in a while those tests and visits turn up something that matters. So the threat of being sued is a force for some good—it makes doctors perhaps a bit more careful than they ordinarily might be otherwise. To a certain point — beyond which lies abuse and waste. No one has been able to figure out the right balance.
http://tinyurl.com/ka7ptqb
hahaha…Shut up, Pups.
The government will.
The enormous expense of treatment my dad has received in the last 7 years. It would blow your mind.
Similarly – my sil.
It really has affected my views on this matter.
It’s just insane. I fear unless we have a radical shift in how we deal with this, we’re in for a world of shit.
I mean, we can keep people (barely) alive for a really long time.
Car in – did you watch any of the CrossFit regional qualifying this past weekend?
I can’t remember, has Katee Sackhoff ever been Load Heat? She gets better and better (deputy on Longmire, Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica), common sense SOLUTIONS!
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/06/11/actress-katee-sackoff-urges-gun-safety-on-twitter-loses-half-her-followers/
Good day, garden gnomes and lawn jockeys.
Have you read the Longmire books, Jay?
I just finished the latest one last night.
I’ve only watched a couple of the TV episodes, I would probably like them more if I hadn’t read the books.
I haven’t read them, but I like the TV show. Started watching this season, want to catch the previous season.
Worth starting the book series?
I even watched The Bionic Woman because Katee was in it. Once.
She’s not, Jay. Mostly I just don’t think she’s very attractive.
But it’s insane that she says “be safe” and every lib out there goes batshit.
Well to each his own. She could be on MMM, though.
Reading is for fags. I mean, I just barely escaped the English department with my masculinity intact.
I can’t say that out loud, Sean. My wife (English major) knows where I sleep.
I’m not entirely sure Sean got out intact…
I’ve really enjoyed all of the books. If you’ve ever read Robert B. Parker’s Spencer series, substitute Wyoming Sheriff for Boston PI and make Hawk native american. Same books.
http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/longmire/season_1.html
Netflix has them too.
so does *cough*usenet*cough*
[i] Reading is for fags. I mean, I just barely escaped the English department with my masculinity intact.[/i]
Did you read “The Ballad Of Reading Gaol?” Yes, you did. Virgo non intacta.
Clearly I never even made it out of the HTML Department.
*fumes*
*pretend inserts HTML tits shirt link for George; again*
opening and closing brackets, HOW DO THEY WORK?
Someone is spending a lot of time at AOS.
Someone is spending a lot of time at AOS.
There is a twelve step program for this but I can’t bring myself to stand up and say “My name is George Orwell and I’m addicted to inside jokes about Paul Anka and longbows.”
Speaking of AOS, Drew is all wound up about Brewer and Obamacare.
Any comment, Cyn?
I did not know lung transplant girl had CF.
*goes to bing how long the new ones will last*
I haven’t really been following, Jay, but I did glimpse on the local news this morn that she’s called the body back into session.
Really a shitty thing to have.
…. The transplanted lungs will not have your genes, so they will not have the CFTR mutation that causes CF. Your new lungs will be able to transport salt and water properly, so they will not have the problems with thick mucus and lung infections that your own lungs had.
You will still have the CFTR mutation in other tissues, such as your pancreas and sinuses. You will still have to take enzymes to help you digest food and prevent malnutrition. You will also continue to be susceptible to sinus and other upper respiratory infections that could spread and infect your new lungs……..
We’ll be in a world of shit when the government/IRS runs this whole deal. It’s going to be so horrible.
I mean Helen Thomas’s face horrible.
Harry Reid’s credibility horrible.
Obama’s ability to man up and take responsibility horrible.
We’ll be in a world of shit when the government/IRS runs this whole deal. It’s going to be so horrible.
When they rename HHS to The Ministry of Love, you will know the eschaton has been immanentized.
So, I went to watch Red Wedding. I got bored about 20 seconds in, and skipped to the last 5 minutes.
Yeah, I can see how some folks would find it…. intense.
Yea, CF. I knew siblings that both had it, and they weren’t expected to make it past their mid-20’s.
After finishing this blacksmithing class, I really really really want a house again so I can build a forge. So many possible projects…
Alex, let’s see how you do shoeing Mare before we get you your own forge, OK?
You know what pissed me off the most about the Red Wedding?
Them killing the wolf and then desecrating the bodies. Sick shit out of a sick mind. Whats-his-fat-face reminds me of Michael Moore in his gluttonous way.
We’ll be in a world of shit when the government/IRS runs this whole deal. It’s going to be so horrible.
Yeah, and if Hillary gets her fat ass in as despot, if you have AIDS, you get primo state of the art medical advancements thrown at you…..anyone else, suck it.
Hillary, Moore, and fat-f*cker Red Weddiing author —- triplets.
Did you read “The Ballad Of Reading Gaol?” Yes, you did. Virgo non intacta.
I have actually never read that. In fact, I never read any Oscar Wilde until I picked up a copy of The Picture of Dorian Gray a couple of years ago.
Alex, let’s see how you do shoeing Mare before we get you your own forge, OK?
You mean something like this?
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:
1)It is perfect formula for the child.
2)It provides immunity against several diseases.
3)It is always the right temperature.
4)It is inexpensive.
5)It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6)It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7)It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.
Them killing the wolf and then desecrating the bodies. Sick shit out of a sick mind. Whats-his-fat-face reminds me of Michael Moore in his gluttonous way.
Martin has said that he hated writing those passages. I don’t see it as a sign of a sick mind. It serves an important narrative purpose, namely that it illustrates the depravity that the Lannisters and their allies will descend to in order to win, and it gives the Northerners a point to rally around. If Robb Stark has simply been killed on the battlefield, or even captured and sent to the Wall, then that would be the end of the war. Most of the Northern lords would admit that they were beat and cut a deal. Instead, they know that they were only beaten because the Lannisters and their allies violated one of the oldest customs in Westeros. They’ll remember that, and they’ll be looking for ways to get revenge.
Oh by the way, the latest research on “breast milk” finds that any advantage breast milk has over formula is negated when socio-economic class is added to the equation.
Not a poor dummy blowing your food money on cigarettes and blow?
Your kid does as well, if not better than on breast milk.
hahahaha….Kiss my ass breast feeding nazies. Yes, I’m talking to you, bitch faced lady who I told to get the hell out of my hospital room.
You want to know why my face is like this? Because of assholes like you. Up yours, horse.
*slams hospital room door*
*opens hospital room door for parting shot*
Oh, and you spelled “Nazis” wrong.
/bitch faced Hotspur
They’ll remember that, and they’ll be looking for ways to get revenge.
I’ve read almost to the end of the last book, and they haven’t yet. Wanna know what happens to Jon Snow and Ghost?
Martin can suck it.
When I put my bitch face on, you guys better run for the hills.
Is that Resting Bitch Face, or did someone cause that?
When I put my bitch face on,
I thought you already had it on….
Not a poor dummy blowing your food money on cigarettes and blow?
Your kid does as well, if not better than on breast milk.
If you are a bitch-faced government teat sucker, you better damn well give breast feeding a shot before forcing me to do it.
Anything you want to tell us, Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/mkdylsn
You’re bitch faced lady because you, like global warming dumbasses, believe shit that isn’t necessarily true and you hate it when people disagree with you.
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM.
I’ve read almost to the end of the last book, and they haven’t yet. Wanna know what happens to Jon Snow and Ghost?
Martin can suck it.
I’ve read all the books, so I already know. And you do recall Ser Davos’ “imprisonment” and subsequent mission? The Northerners are already plotting, but it takes time and caution to successfully rebuild.
Back from my Dr’s appt and lunch with Mr. TiFW.
Bought new luggage ‘cuz Mr. TiFW wants new stuff (we have a lot of mismatched bags in all different colors and sizes, none of which go together). Amazon Prime saved us a BUNCH on shipping costs today.
I’m pooped.
What’s that whore, Mare, been up to today?
How hard is it to gut a Cersei?
mare has a bee in her bonnet.
It’s a lot harder if it ain’t dead yet.
How hard is it to gut a Cersei?
1) You have to get someone close enough with a knife to do so.
2) Killing her won’t have the impact that you need if your goal is freedom from the South. In fact, it will only invite retribution against you.
Far better to bide your time, let your enemy relax their guard, rebuild your forces, and find a rallying point for any future Northerner uprising.
Well no, it’s harder to gut the dead. What is the stuff that kills the zombies? I forget.
The only impact I would need is knowing she is dead. Everyone else is getting dead, everyone knows she’s a bitch, why not her? A blip.
Alex, don’t post any fucking spoilers, or I’ll put my bitch face on and hunt you down.
Believing ‘breast is best’ should not be equated with global warming, better known as suckling Al Gore’s ample moobs.
*barfs*
don’t post any fucking spoilers,
Hotspur, the dog dies. For the rest of the story, I’m rooting for the dragons.
dragon glass – that’s it.
Hey puppeh, do you have a new puppeh?
Hotspur,
Jon Snow realizes that it was all a dream that he had while in the shower.
Yup Beanseses.
Meet Nessie the Wonderdog:
Meet Nessie the Wonderdog:
Oh, she’s purty! How old is she?
Hotsput, Jon Snow found out what a dick Martin is and shivved himself.
5 months old. 56 lbs.
It’s weird, we’re thinking about maybe getting a dog – depends on if my allergies can tolerate one. The husband would like a dachsund and I want a German shepherd or whatever this is..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbSzGlu3KXM
….or a pig.
5 months old. 56 lbs.
So was Mare.
wirehair pointing griffon
lookit that nosie….boop!
Well, she’s a beautiful beastie, pups. I’m happy for yous guys and for her.
Formula makers are in collusion with our government through WIC.
I hates them.
My kids never had any formula. I couldn’t afford it, and I was too lazy to prepare it.
Tanks Beansesese. You should get a doggie for a test drive.
I don’t recommend the doxies (sorry oso), high maintenance.
As long as they don’t kill off Ygritte I’ll be fine.
Not to mention, that many women who want to nurse, fail because most of the info (even that given by the doctor) out there on it is wrong. As is much of the advise they give for taking care of an infant.
Most women try, and fail at nursing. Most of the women I know.
I’m not a nazi, but I wish to help every woman who WANTS to nurse.
My sister and mom were completely unsupportive of my nursing. My mil had no clue either.
All this talk of breasts, and no pics.
😦
My kids never had any formula. I couldn’t afford it, and I was too lazy to prepare it……..
..My sister and mom were completely unsupportive of my nursing. My mil had no clue either.
^^^^^ That ^^^^^
I joined a new moms group through the hospital. And read as many books as I could. I was motivated by the ease – difficult at first as my boobs had no idea what they were doing – affordability and possible health benefits to me and the babe.
The only time my breast milk came in was when I had false labor (6 months along with DD#3). All those planned C-sections with no labor whatsoever?
Nada.
All the TiFW girls got formula, ‘cuz Momma’s cupboards were bare…..
Every time I see a cow that needs to be milked, I feel her pain.
Beasn – if you can find a Great Pyrenees, take one for a test drive; they are the sweetest doggies!
(And they’re so big that they scare all of the neighborhood yutes from coming around, so it’s a win-win all around 😛 )
Breastmilk Blog
http://tinyurl.com/ka7ptqb
4 hours of training videos today and about 26 to go.
Fun fun fun
There are hypoallergenic dogs beasn.
As long as they don’t kill off Ygritte I’ll be fine.
Are you reading the books, or just watching the show? I got through 4 books, and started to read the 5th one. I still haven’t been able to drag myself to the end of that one yet (it’s been over a year since I set it down).
Not sure I have the energy to pick it back up and start trudging through it again.
My girlfriend wanted to nurse but she didn’t know anyone who did and the nurses were no help, so she stopped trying due to the scabbing!!
With her second kid, and some knowledge and support from me, she was able to nurse for a few months. A lot of it boiled down to learning the baby how to ‘latch on’ (SYWMs), slowing down, relaxing, replacing fluids, eating well.
Sexual Harassment: The Caulk Aisle and You
HA! Pupster.
You need to figure out how to use that gif 5 or 6 more times today.
There are hypoallergenic dogs beasn.
My neighbor has two but they’re not as cute as wirehaired pointing griffons or german shepherds.
I’ll settle for a teacup pig or capybara.
Let’s talk about girls running in bikinis and what happens when they do.
GO
Wienerdogs are very high maintenance. They are also crazy.
Here mare, I don’t think you’re worked up enough about bitch-faces…
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_23416601/barts-top-paid-worker-2012-never-worked-day?source=rss
Let’s talk about girls running in bikinis and what happens when they do.
*Reaches for high power binoculars and a bourbon*
beasn, consider getting a Basenji. Small, hypoallergenic, smart, easily socialized, minimal barking – and I think they are cool looking.
Just make sure you train it about the piggies RIGHT AWAY, cause it is a hunting dog.
No that makes me laugh, Beasn. It’s the stupid people in California paying.
agiledog, I meant a regular pig.
Mare, a lot of people in the comments are saying ‘Good for her’. I’m not sure the dumbasses know that she’s doing it off their backs.
Okay, those do look cool.
One of the designer poodle crosses would be right up beasn’s alley, I bet. She seems to like the things that look like flopsy muppets. And if you get one with the poodle ‘hair’ it will be much less allergenic than a fur-coated dog.
And you cannot improve upon the personality of the standard poodle cross, almost without regard to what it is crossed with. Loving, funny, and protective.
Kind of like a lab, but not so bullheaded.
And standard poodles are so funny.
Did I mention how funny they are?
Well, they are.
The formal way that the French groom them is even more preposterous, once you know their personality. They are profoundly goofy dogs.
My MIL’s standard poodle was such a ham. He would make this big game of gently, methodically working her house slipper off her foot while she was eating dinner, then running around in triumph with his prize.
Big dog he was. Saved her from a carjacking attempt, too.
Howdy, glamorous gals and nerdy self-abusers!
Get a giant poodle, mostly to freak out Rosetta.
I hear poodles, much to rosetta’s horror, are very intelligent.
holy crap, look how many there are now!
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/poodlemix.htm
HAHAHA..my sister just sent this to me. It seems appropriate on this thread. Names may have been changed for taunting purposes.
MAXI PADS
This is an “actual letter” from an Austin, Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. This was PC Magazine’s 2009 Editors’ Choice award-winner for the best letter sent via e-mail.
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts.
But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’
Isn’t the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer’s monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women.
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants… Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’
Are you f—— kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness – actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’ or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’.
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullsh!t. And that’s a promise I will keep.
Always. . …
Mare
Somewhere , TX
I don’t think I’ve worked anywhere, civilian or military, that didn’t have a “use it or lose it” cutoff. Two years of vacation? That’s insane.
I blame my allergies on not being breastfed. That and a psycho OCD cleaning mother.
Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong
repeated for anybody that needed reminding *checks color coded calendar*
There’s an old IB thread about this. Wish I could find it.
Afternoon.
Today I built five (5) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
Are there sharp edges on those things you build Jewstin? Do you have to wear gloves?
The material is sharp. We have to make sure all the edges and corners are ground smooth before we send it to Packing.
I hate gloves so my hands are always covered with cuts and scratches.
The nail is off! The nail is off!
The lady I was working for the day I smashed it called us today.
Creepy.
There may be a smashthumb sequel.
Wow.. that sucker hung in there for a long time.
3 months. I have to relearn how to tie shoes.
So, an observation/question:
I’m in a professional referra; group that meets once a week.
One of the members is a 20-something with an impressive bust and butt, who typically wears clothes that accentuate them both. She was wearing a scoop neck top today, which allowed a generous view of “the girls”. She was asking me some questions after, and I realized that she was wearing some kind of glitter, which kept grabbing the light, and drawing attention to her breasts (as if she needed help with that).
My question is “As a professional, do I do everything humanly possible to avoid looking at her chest, even if there is a flashing “Look at meeeeee!” sign there, or do I acknowledge the effort she made to draw attention there with the occaisional furtive glance?”
I’ll take my answer off the air, thank you.
“Mare, a lot of people in the comments are saying ‘Good for her’. ”
Idiots.
If she’s a “professional” I’m thinking it’s the oldest profession.
Kind of dumb to wear a scoop neck and glitter and not expect (or hope) for guys to look.
BiW, keep your eyes on her forehead. You wouldn’t like other men oogling your wife and you want to keep as far away as possible from any potential sexual harassment charge. ‘He looked at my boobies and made me feel like meat.’
Buy some glitter for your wife’s bewbs.
You should put glitter on your chest and see if anyone notices.
And then punch them in the face if they do.
I’m sure it’s just lotion with light reflection particles in it. Lots of places sell it. However, she should know better.
DD#3 is making her cheese-stuffed meat patties again tonight – yummers……..
xbrad, go to the pool, get naked, put glitter on your wiener and see if anyone notices.
BIW, toss a quarter in there and yell HOLE IN ONE!
There’s no one at the pool right now, Mare, because it’s hotter than the fires of hell.
These silly young girls don’t seem to understand that when they wear stuff to attract the attention of the men out there that it isn’t just the guys they are hoping to attract who are gonna be getting a good look at their “wares”.
And then they have the audacity to be grossed out when the “other guys” have the nerve to appreciate the view……
mare, that sparkle stuff also comes in a spray.
And what Scott said.
Yeah!! What Scott said, BiW!!
“There’s no one at the pool right now,”
Rats, maybe later.
You just wanna take a look at my junk, don’t you, Mare?
Check your email.
>>>Mare, because it’s hotter than the fires of hell.<<<
Huh. It's starting to feel like the summer that wasn't here in Washingtonistan.
xbrad if I open my email and see a sparkling penis, I’m going to encourage the NSA and the PRISM people looking too, to send it around the internet.
So, my round of golf wasn’t all I thought it was going to be today!
http://is.gd/SV6iN2
I saw Sparkling Penis open for PRISM at Toad’s Place in ’97.
Their beats are sick.
MARE! Click on my link! Quickly!
It’s not sparkling, Mare. It’s not like I’m a Twilight vampire.
It’s “glittering.”
*Note to self: Change out of work clothes before going out in public.
Scene: Ext. Liquor Store Parking Lot
Strange Little Man: Hi there. How are you?
Me: Well, thanks.
SLM: I’m new in town. Name’s Steve.
Me: Welcome. I’m Jewstin.
Steve: So, I’m staying under the bridge by the park. It’s pretty nice there and the cops don’t fuck with you. There’s a family of raccoons that’s a pain in the ass. They chewed up my backpack. But would you like to live with me there?
Me: Uh. . . Uh. . . Tempting, but I’m severely allergic to raccoons. I’ll have to pass.
Fin
Me trying to sound hip is a complete flop. Much like xbrad’s sparkle/penis experiment.
HAHAHA…good one, Jew.
That’s like me going to Walmart and worrying the whole time I’ll show up on “The People of Walmart.”
Hobo meat under the bridge….hmm.
Jewstin obviously doesn’t have a smoker or a lye pit!
>> Kind of dumb to wear a scoop neck and glitter and not expect (or hope) for guys to look. <—– this
That was quite strange, Jewstin.
It’s like we’re twins. Only the really creepy, wearing gold chains, old, drunks ever hit on me.
Makes me wonder about myself.
Beasn – I’d hit on you! *looks around for inflatable bat*
If you don’t look she will try harder and when you get caught looking you are a pig.
You can’t win.
Did anybody start to suspect that anybody else didn’t really get to third base with a girl who lives up in Canada today?
No lye pit. I do have a crawl-space. I wonder how much quicklime costs?
Cheap.
Uh oh…
BEASN, DON’T LOOK!!!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/03/12/174105739/from-pets-to-plates-why-more-people-are-eating-guinea-pigs
I probably should have used tinyurl on that one….
Oh well….
Pathetic pandering douchebag panders
http://newtownbee.com/news/0001/11/30/sen-murphy-donning-newtown-uniform-congressional-b/142952
Turduckig.
I got a letter from HHS today:
“Welcome to Medicare!”
Sigh…
the nail is gone
the nail is gone away
Turn it up to 13 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fk2prKnYnI
ChrisPy – Did the brochure introduce you to your death panel members?
Good evening cool kids!
Got my case of whiskey today!
My old flying squadron went down to the Jack Daniels distillery a few months ago, took the VIP tour and ordered a barrel of the ‘single barrel select’. They bottled it for us in some custom bottles with a custom logo on a chain around the neck.
The barrel cost $10,000. It yielded 284 bottles. They also gave us the empty barrel to put in the squadron bar. It is very, very good.
I’ll post a pic of the bottle in a sec.
Scott – Shall we alert the media?
No need. The NSA has it all.
MCPO,
I think the death panel info is in the next mailing.
Correction: turn it up to 17. He’s old, fat, diabetic, probably has celery disease and he still kicks ass.
Cyn and Roamie…who is doing HHD next week?
I have a gif for you.
Not this one.
http://tinyurl.com/nukkus9
Here’s a pic of the bottle:
http://tinyurl.com/lxlfnoo
And one of the pool table light I finished last year. It’s an old navy 500 lb practice bomb that I wired for lights and had painted like a Mark 82:
http://tinyurl.com/kqnfztt
A neighbor who’s a machinist laser drilled the holes for me.
Should have seen the reaction from the guys at the local auto body shop when I hauled that thing in for paint!
Ha ha ha. Scott is upstairs loudly rocking out to some old blues men. I don’t know what day it is, this place smells like homemade bread, and the house sounds just fine this evening.
That’s pretty cool, Phat.
Pour me a drink.
Seriously, what day is this
Hotspur still has it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SwtO4ZDB1s#t=05m00s
DEATHSTORM DERECHO bearing down upon us eleventy. W’s house sounds like more fun.
I only get hit on by old guys, Mexican nationals, and Speds. ( I feel bad about calling them Speds or retards, but for some reason guys with special needs have always liked me. I have stories) Dan has decided to fit in the old guy category.
Cool, Phat. Really Cool.
These silly young girls don’t seem to understand that when they wear stuff to attract the attention of the men out there that it isn’t just the guys they are hoping to attract who are gonna be getting a good look at their “wares”.
Three ways to avoid a sexual harassment complaint if you’re a guy.
1) Be handsome.
2) Be attractive.
3) Don’t be unattractive.
Ha ha ha, Oso. There’s a mentally disabled guy at work who follows me around, and a white-haired old geezer queried me about my marital status two weeks ago.
*holds hands with Oso on the bench at recess*
Phat, that is freaking awesome.
Huh.
white haired old geezer……Steve?
*swings feet that don’t touch the ground while holding hands and sitting on a bench with lauraw at recess*
*gently pats Scott on helmet*
>> There’s a mentally disabled guy at work who follows me around
Hey, I’m not at work.
Geezer is still at IB.
Cool light phat.
There are still people at work that don’t know Dan and I are married. Awkward.
Comment by scott on June 12, 2013 9:12 pm
Huh.
^ This is where he wonders if it is really illegal to keep a wife in a dungeon
So, far left lib lies to try to get on the Zimmerman jury.
//shocked face o_0!
There’s probably a dungeon tax in CT
Friend in FL is worried about the people lying to get on the Zimmerman jury. I told him about all the Pro-Choice people on the Gosnell Jury, but I’m worried about St Trayvon of the Hood too.
Dave,
There is no tax, but you have to provide healthcare for your Gimp.
One wonders how Phat knows this.
What if you only have two gimps?
Pretty sure it’s a per-Gimp tax.
Kinda like dog licenses. Not sure about vaccination requirements.
http://www.westernjournalism.com/if-obama-has-nothing-to-hide-he-has-nothing-to-fear/
Sorry, it’s a per-gimp FEE, not a tax.
^go read that link. It’s short, and brilliant.^
Thanks for the link Xbrad.
Stockman has some big brass ones. His tweets are awesome.
Yes, I have subscribed to his newsletter.
Kudos to “bitch-faced lady” for the name link to La Leche League.
Ah, the breast milk fetishists.
I also subscribe to their newsletter.
*not a breast milk fetishist
*confessed breast fetishist
Very cool about the JD, Phat.
Breast milk ice cream!
This blawg has completely lost its hive mind!
Where’s that hore mare?
Weeble horse
Thanks oso!
Until the guys brought back the sample bottles i wasn’t much of a whiskey guy.
Still not a whiskey guy, but I can now appreciate the good stuff.
The select is a ‘sippin’ whiskey, meant to be served neat and at room temp to appreciate the flavor.
http://imgur.com/Mc29ST0
Cocktailing and debriefing: Meet in the Sedona Room in 5 minutes.
We’ve been supplementing our Evan drinking with different sipping bourbons. Saw where Four Roses single batch won some competitions…I can see why. Same with the Koloa Rums from Kaua’i. Winning Rum competitions with Caribbean Rums. Very smooth.
Pups, send the HHD gift to Roamy. She can always forward it to me if need be.
Mr. RFH bought one of those special barrel Jack Daniels bottles. It is a good sippin’ whisky.
Great. I don’t have any booze tonight.
Can anyone recommend a good chugging bourbon?
Roamie, check yer yahoo.
I’m a class-b bachelor tonight (the wife and girls are on a girl scout camp-out).
Sad thing is I have my pre-separation briefing at 0730.
Oh well, I just have to be THERE, nothing says I have to be in uniform or alert.
Excellent gif, Pupster, I didn’t know you were that flexible. 😉
Xbrad,
Gentleman Jack. Make a ‘bourbon slushie’ with it.
You’re welcome.
XB, Jim Beam’s Devil’s Cut is a good chugging bourbon.
Sippin’ Scotch:
chugging bourbon
*Looks around for MCPO: I don’t like Scotch*
Red Stag is pretty chugable.
I remember my uncle buying a hogshead of scotch whisky. I know a butt is a measure of alcohol, but I have no idea of how much.
I guess that makes me old.
Guys, Old Crow is too high brow/top shelf from me. Seriously, you go to the store and they have the generic brands on the bottom shelf? That’s my stuff.
So, long story:
We take my mom to dinner tonight. She’s 91, sharp, still drives just fine, healthy, happy, and everything.
So she says “I just had a $40k CD mature and I want to share it with all of you.” She hands me a check for $10k totally unexpected and out of the blue.
She says, “I already gave your
sister and Joann (my brother’s widow) theirs. And I want to give my grandkids $1k each out of it.”
I’m still floored, then she goes on, “I thought I’d give Eric (my nephew) his at his 40th birthday party this Sat., and I’d like to give the others theirs, but I don’t want to take away from Eric’s party, so maybe I should just hand them envelopes privately, and tell them to open them when they get home.”
And I say, “No, Mom, you deserve to see the looks of gratitude and surprise in their faces.”
She says, “I don’t want to steal the show.”
So I say, “Take all five of them off in a corner in private and do it. You need to see what kind of blessing this will mean to them.”
I hope she takes my advice, because they all love her so much, and I want her to see and share their joy.
Ain’t life grand?
Never been a big bourbon fan, even back in high school. It did the job with Coke though.
The brief is scheduled for 5 hours, but the only thing I care about is the retiree Tricare stuff. Most of the 30 page prep packet they sent me was about job transition/resume building.
I’ll probably stay for that then go to the gym. And the commissary since I’m already on base.
I will bring in my airline ID as my ‘get of this crap’ card.
What a wonderful gift, ‘Spur.
Phat, don’t forget to hit the Class VI store.
Hotspur,
That was cool. My late grandma was VERY generous in her old age.
I hope to die a wealthy philanthropist.
*with a Thai hooker in my bed.
Ooh, big surprise, the lefty loon from teh Zimmerman trial is also anti-Israeli.
I hope to die a wealthy philanthropist.
*with a Thai hooker in my bed.
Even if you skip the wealthy philanthropy part, that’s still pretty good.
Looking for bottom shelf bourbon I found this XB. He hasn’t updated in months. Maybe he found the rock bottom shelf:
http://drinks.seriouseats.com/drinking_the_bottom_shelf/
Well, even if she gives you the clap, you’ll be dead.
Balvenie is good stuff That and McCallen are my go to scotch. They are both double wood speyside distilleries.
Anyone like Bulleit Rye?
I saw a standard poodle/ great dane crossbreed.
COOLEST DOG EVER.
Soft hair like a labradoodle. Big. Sweetest thing ever.
Easy/steady night. Great tips. I mean, nothing like $50 gift tips or anything, but lots(mostly) of 20%+
Hotspur, my in-laws did that for their kids once. FIL reached the age where it was mandatory to withdraw money from the IRA, so he spread it around. We set aside some for the kids then went on vacation to Maine.
Cool Car in,
Pull a chair up and pour yourself some whiskey.
I still have one more project to finish before the wife and kids get home tomorrow.
Luckily, it’s in the garage so I can rock out a bit.
COOLEST DOG EVER.
Piffle you have not met Zeke.
True story,
Last night I plugged my Samsung tab into my Hp Win 8 (h8te) Laptop. It did not “see” My tab, so I installed kies.
Instant catastrophic hard drive failure, just like last time.
I am reformatting and reinstalling win 7 enough of this win 8 crap
Rocketboy emailed me, “I fixed a big sandwich that I could not finish,”
I did not know that was possible for teenage boys.
Well, actually I have two projects.
The second was replacing the motor on the eldest phatspawns powered left rear window.
It’s a convertible.
I’ll get to that.
soon.
How big was that sammich?
I did not know that was possible for teenage boys.
I see the words but they make no sense.
I H8 making sammiches because I get vulched by Starvin and Marvin.
3rd project of the night is installing the new seat covers in my Ford.
Been putting it off, but it needs be done.
When the wife is gone it;s always good to be able to point to completed projects to justify the time you spent fucking around.
Bigger than a $5 foot long? It may be possible.
Electric motors can be easy *may not be*
Main bearings are easy as well but timing the multi cylinder motor is more difficult.
My grandma would have been generous in her old age, but she lent her grandkids a bunch of money. Not me, either.
And overwhelming her with quantity is much better than quality.
Does Zeke like ice cream, Vmax?
My grammo had 12 kids and 30+ grandkids. She used to slip me $20s because I made her laugh. I would give them to the Poor Clare’s because I felt bad about taking her money.
of course George
Touching up the ironing on my shirt
Good night all
I just flashed on my dog, when growing up. We had a basset. Once In a while we gave him some ice cream and he loved it. The only thing funnier than a dog eating ice cream is a dog eating peanut butter.
My divas love ice cream. DQ gives little ice cream cones for doggehs when you go through the drive through.
Dog dessert heaven: ice cream topped with bacon bits.
I’m not a dog and that still sounds pretty appealing.
Gas started at 3.29 this morning, hung out at 3.27 for an hour, and finished up at 3.23. Member filled up at 3.27. He wanted the adjust to 3.23. I convinced him that if prices were going the other way, he wouldn’t be demanding to pay the difference.
You’re right xbrad… In fact consider maple or brown sugar ice cream with bacon crumbled on top.
It’s a good thing the grocery store isn’t next door.
All I have is vanilla and some fake Bac-O-Bits. I’m probably not gonna try it.
Of course, one could just omit the ice cream and substitute more bacon.
Dan made a scramble this morning. Dogs had just had breakfast. Gingy was licking the OUTSIDE of her bowl. My dogs are freaks.
Is wiser around? He needs his ass kicked for posting that shitty NPR story.
…”There’s a clear cultural prejudice against eating guinea pigs, and rodents in general, in the United States,” Miller says. “But finding ways to reduce our carbon footprint is a good idea, and so is eating small livestock, like guinea pigs.”……
F*ck you douche!
Was watching the Dead Zone. Struck by the thought that TFG would hold up the baby as a shield and Bush would have dived in front to take the bullet.
Also, Christopher Walken rocks!
Thought MJ would love the retro Fatboy Slim.
Some asshole my husband works with was telling me about visiting his in-laws, in whatever country that eats teh piggies. He woke up one morning to the sounds of his MiL trying to kill what was to become their lunch (cuy). She was doing a piss poor job of it as it screamed in terror.
I was just about to ask him what his problem was, when our attention was called elsewhere.
Struck by the thought that TFG would hold up the baby as a shield and Bush would have dived in front to take the bullet.
Problem is, the media would not have allowed that picture to have been published in TFG’s case.
Been a huge walken fan since ‘Deerhunter’.
He seems like the lone celebrity that has a sense of his own absurdity.
Walken in Pennies From Heaven.
Beasn needs a Capybara.
beasn, in the movie the candidate’s security guard tried to get the photographer.
We have the internet, Shit will ALWAYS come out.
Walken is a hell of a dancer for an old man!
The MFM would’ve cut away and Wiser would have to create the NBC edit for youtube.
I like the SNL/Walken Googely Eyes skit.
*googles capybara
That seems like a big ass rodent. DO NOT WANT
I give you Colonel Angus:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/665455/
Heh. Cork soakers.
The ‘Googly eyes” skit is also funny.
Whenever the H2 becomes a gardening blog, I go to my Googly Eyed happy place.
Off to bed.
See you drunks in the am.
I’m the only one here. I think Phat just called me a drunk.
Still trying to figure out where the huge bruise on my arm came from.
It came from a drunken fall.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through HHD, Oso.
Hahaha *goes back to sipping tepid tap water after getting cut off after 3 refreshing beverages*
now I’m really off to bed.
G’night, phat.
You don’t see me fly into the red
One more you’re done
Just follow the seasons and find the time
Reach for the derp side
wakey wakey twoey.
Someone “close” the blog?
I’ve got my Queens tickets. I’ll take whichever child is pleasing me most at the time. It’s not until September. TINY place. Main floor, general admission.
*vibrates*
Lt Col Angus is off to his pre-separation briefing. If ‘job/interviewing skills’ are involved it may get a bit stabby,
Good morning all!
I made it through one OT for Hawks v. Bruins so couldn’t open the blog.
“Easy” day today, just a knee scope. Unfortunately my partner has a finger infection so anything he gets on call is my case.
(crosses my non-infected fingers for luck).
Detroit has some “Chicago- like” tactics going-on for the upcoming Mayoral race.
A white guy is daring to run. The black folks are unhappy. They’re trying to knock him off the ballot for a stupid interpretation of the election law.
Good luck jimbro.
It’s surprising that a white guy would run, the black mayors have done so well.
I checked for texts and emails so I’m good going in to the day. Today is day 1 of summer vay kay for the kids and that means kids doing stoopid stuff.
He’s white, I don’t think he’s eligible according to Detroit City Charter.
In case anyone cares, my week has been awful.
Hang in there Leon. Misery always gets better in time.
I care. Here you go, feel better Leon
http://classysexypixs.tumblr.com/post/52760076874
Just in case that didn’t work……
http://classysexypixs.tumblr.com/post/52787545297
I’m not sure about Leon but Pepe’s links are lifting my spirits.
http://www.savagechickens.com/2013/06/a-drink-too-far.html
Well, I guess no boot camp for me today.
Leon, my week hasn’t been too hot either.
Thanks Pepe.
Car in, I’m not even going to compare. It’s relative, and I’m sure I wouldn’t trade you except as a favor to you. Sympathies.
I’m just wiped out from the total lack of alone time and too many meals in a row prepared by others and 12 hours a day of mental work.
>> “Easy” day today, just a knee scope
*flinches*
Mental work is exhausting. I try to avoid it whenever possible.
*cough-delicate genius-cough*
Hey Pupster, that’s a good looking pup you got there! Nessie?
Great, my office just called: my case was moved from 1030 to 0915 yesterday. Did they tell me? NO!
Seeya!
Well hell, if they moved it to yesterday, you’re really, really late.
Goodmorningcoolkids.
What do we want?
— A NEW POAT!
When do we want it?
— Meh, whenever is fine.