You know, for once I agree with TFG:
“Fired up! Ready to go!”
And just to show that there are no hard feelings, here’s a cake for your going away party…
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These are POS attention whores who we are paying a shit ton to do nothing and they call themselves “public servants.” Do it for free and no kickbacks and then we’ll talk, assholes.
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cuntz
I think you missed a tag or two.
Smells like teen spirit.
I don’t even know what that means.
I’m happy to see more use of TurtleFacePlant.
Dave, Combat Talon I retired:
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/military/top-story/combat-talon-is-take-a-final-bow-gallery-1.133194
There was a tag sale.
I would gladly help to defray the cost of Mr. Obama’s move back to Chicago. *rifles through change jar & comes up with 57 cents*
Why do you have to use a word like “rifles,” you bitter, clingy, uncivil racist?
*emails ATTACKWATCH*
I used to save coins in case any of my coworkers needed some for the vending machines (and so I wouldn’t have a pocket full of them). I’ve got about $8 in change in my desk. Our building is so empty now thanks to the “recovery” that the vending machine contractor gave up on us and took out the machines, so I’m willing to donate the whole stash to help O go.
I may have a few ass-pennies stashed away that I could retrieve.
I’m so glad nobody in the White House watches FNC. Otherwise, they might have briefed Mr. iWon on the State Dept. stonewalling on the Benghazi whistleblowers!
I’ll take on an extra job to raise money to help pay for the moving costs, but how much will it take to make sure he stays there and shuts the fuck up?
I may have a few ass-pennies stashed away that I could retrieve.
*closes eyes tightly
…Mr. iWon on the State Dept. stonewalling on the Benghazi whistleblowers!
I heard him spewing this crap on the radio this morning after dropping off the boys; I was screaming and flipping off my radio like a lunatic. Seemed then like other drivers were giving me a wide berth, which was nice.
>>but how much will it take to make sure he stays there and shuts the fuck up?
Wiser, I think Obama will keep on yapping and make life miserable for future Dem presidents. Carter has a tendency to flap his gums, and Clinton has a tendency to hog the limelight. This guy will leave them in the dust.
*closes eyes tightly
Hey wiser, come here and help me.
Whut?
So, I’m contemplating getting an online subscription. Can’t decide whether to go with the NYT or the WSJ. Both appear to be about the same price.
WSJ. Hands down.
Chief, you’re fucking with us right?
NYT? Don’t make me come over and slap you upside that shiny noggin.
Newsweek. For a buck, you don’t just get the subscription, you fucking own it.
Hustler.
WSJ
Hustler is online now? Time to sell my paper mill stocks
Hustler.
Don’t give Flynt a frikkin’ dime. Steal that crap if you have to.
If only we knew of someone that could point out the very best pron sites…
It’s a mystery, Cyn.
Christian Science Monitor it is!!
If you like something, just type that term and rule 34 into your favorite search engine.
oh wait…
NSFW
MCPO, you dumbass punk, just read the magazine you already get from the AARP and you’ll know what you need to know.
Wiser, I think Obama will keep on yapping and make life miserable for future Dem presidents. Carter has a tendency to flap his gums, and Clinton has a tendency to hog the limelight. This guy will leave them in the dust.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Obama ends up in Hollywood. He’ll make some guest appearances on TV shows and play the president in a couple of mediocre flicks.
>> Combat Talon I retired
I heard that, though I never worked on that one, mine was the MC variant, Combat Talon II
…
I guess they really liked the name.
Guess Michael wants me to return his magazines!
The only magazines I want to subscribe to are 30rds.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Obama ends up in Hollywood.
Nah, he’s going to the NBA.
You mean the WNBA?
ESPN.
LPGA
Hahahahahaha
>>You mean the WNBA?
Well, considering that he is a honorary gay and a honorary woman, why not?
So, what are we doing for supper tonight?
So, what are we doing for supper tonight?
Cream of Sum Yung Gai?
If I have any say in the matter it will be pizza.
But I probably won’t have any say in the matter.
Just went out to run an errand. Ended up next to a guy in (I am not kidding here) a Prius with a TFG/Plugs sticker and a Coexist sticker on the back.
Sean, I could go around the block and count ten of those.
Ann Arbor is the epicenter of ignorant, meaningless, leftist gestures. But, there are some good restaurants.
I see a dozen of those on the daily commute, Sean.
That is why they won’t let me mount .50 cals on my running boards.
We are thankfully close enough to Orange County that things like that are actually few and far between.
Speaking of meaningless leftist gestures, all of my friends keep posting these United Against Rape posters on FaceRape. What the fuck is the point? Who isn’t against rape?
Who isn’t against rape?
The NBA?
Brett Rothlesberger?
Ann Arbor is the epicenter of ignorant, meaningless, leftist gestures.
There’s a reason I left. I do miss the grocery store, though. Belleville’s offerings in that area are mediocre at best.
Ben Rothlesberger.
shit.
Well, obviously the guys who rape are not against rape, but are these posters supposed to persuade them not to rape?
posting these United Against Rape posters on FaceRape. What the fuck is the point? Who isn’t against rape?
The point is that they are fucking stupid.
I’m pretty sure no would-be rapist is going to be even mildly dissuaded by a facerape poat.
OMG! There’s a whole bunch of people on Facebook united against rape.
I better not rape.
What about rape-rape?
Well, that’s my first ever link from Hot Air.
Whoa, hey, not rape-rape. That’s srs not okay. Regular rape is sort of iffy, so it requires poats against it, like smoking.
I support gravity.
United Against Welfare Fraud
Oh, wait, it’s Unite Against Rape.
So it’s really a call to action.
Well, that changes everything.
Unite Against Graffiti
How many years ago did Billie Jean King come out? Why are they making this guy out to be like Jackie Robinson?
United against public pooping.
Unite Against Indifference
I support gravity.
While I fight gravity on a regular basis, I’m not sure I ever really want to win.
Try again. Roethlisberger.
Led Miami Ohio to fame when Daughter Michael was there.
Unite Against Indifference
Stop oppressing my culture!
I’m so essited to see my DG tomorrow!!
Give her a big smooch from all of her H2 uncles and aunties.
How many years ago did Billie Jean King come out? Why are they making this guy out to be like Jackie Robinson?
Because some people still aren’t sufficiently pro-gay. Homophobia=racism and indifference=opposition. Therefore, indifference=opposition=homophobia=racism.
CAlex – Excellent observation. BTW – Do you have any bacon on you?
Spoil her rotten, MCPO!
When gays come out in the NFL will there still be tight ends and wide receivers?
MCPO,
No, I just always smell like that.
The NFL will probably have to rename some stuff.
Can they still say “run it up the middle”?
The NFL will probably have to rename some stuff.
You mean the final game of the season will now be The Fabulous Bowl?
The NFL will probably have to rename some stuff.
I hope not. Watching a bunch of washed up athletes sitting in the ESPN booth talking about how openly gay John Doe is, “One of the best young tight ends to come into the NFL in a long time” is priceless.
Quarterback sack!
Deep penetration into the opponent’s end!
Spike the ball.
personal foul
If the Koch Brothers buy the LA Times, will you subscribe? Chicago Tribune?
pile driver
Quarterback sack in the end zone.
Illegal use of the hands.
Illegal forward pass
Ineligible receiver.
Offensive holding!
Ineligible receiver.
AKA H8R
Illegal glans to the face.
Good thing they’re doing away with the Tuck Rule!
Looks like this has become a sausage fest. I’m outta here for now.
pitch out
Inches to go.
A game of inches.
Work question: Do you:
A. Acknowledge every email with a response and expect the same in return, even if it’s something trivial?
Theta. Acknowledge the important emails (like a final report) or when you know the sender will pester you with “did you get my email” if you don’t. Expect nothing in return.
3. Acknowledge only when pestered.
I got one that must send 1,000 emails a day in oneupsmanship.
I ignore people who engage in one-upmanship. Might as well give them the last word early.
Second and long.
Dammit. I know nothing about football.
How about that one guy that throws the ball? He reaches for a fat guys cock all of the time, then grabs the ball instead. He’s gay.
Wow. HOLY SHIT. Do not get bit by a snake.
Graphic pic of Bear Grylls producer’s foot. Much of the necrotic tissue has been cut away. Don’t click if you aren’t ready for some graphic stuff.
Cottonmouth bite, if it was here in the US. Trying to remember what other venous snakes use necrotizing toxins…Cobra? (I think they are neurotoxins)
Green Bay Packers
Oilers
((facepalm)) Diamondback Rattlesnakes
sooooo not clicking
There’s a good reason I never thought seriously about a medical career.
Afternoon.
WHAT DID YOU BUILD?!
Today I built one (1) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/c2ff766
and three (3) of these
http://tinyurl.com/ckyceu6
Then I serviced and cleaned a warranty return that was encrusted with rancid grease.
I didn’t know Daughter Michael went to Miami of Ohio.
Mr car in and I are a Miami Merger.
And 7 miles, bitches.
In my skort.
A garter snake bite can go bad just because of the bacteria.
Holy shit that foot looks awful.
He’s lucky he’s got Obamacare, or they just would have amputated for fun and profit.
Yeah a garter snake bite could go bad, but it wouldn’t in this day and age. Plus, that Bear isn’t the one that does all that hiking barefoot. So I imagine his crew wears shoes too, y’know, unless he got bitten in the kitchen…or something
Wow, thanks, Brad. Had to save that pic for Hubby. And no, I ain’t showing it to the girls.
Today…
It is my observation that, statistically speaking, rapists generally give up their rapeyness when they acquire fresh bullet wounds. Unfortunately people who are United against rape are also opposed to guns.
Shooting a would-be rapist is an excellent way of gettin all that rapeyness out of their system.
And 7 miles, bitches.
In my skort.
————————
Why no 8 miles?
But, didn’t some…person…at Slate say that all men are rapey rapists or something? So is that saying, then, “United Against Men”?
You guys are such dick. If the rapist is a Government Approved Victim™ then they are entitled to a little poon.
Every man us a potential rapist just like every woman is a potential false-rape-accuser.
Men use their dicks, women use the courts, but it’s rape either way.
And that is how you kill a thread.
You didn’t kill the thread, you only raped it.
True. But it probably wishes it were dead.
The thread was asking for it.
I didn’t know Daughter Michael went to Miami of Ohio.
Mr car in and I are a Miami Merger.
Carin, deep down inside, I’ve always had this feeling that there must be something good about you, and I was right.
And 7 miles, bitches.
In my skort.
But not much.
Seriously, Carin, LOOK AT ME!
*does two-finger point at eyes*
There are clothing options other than skorts, mom jeans and khaki dockers.
Glance through one of those catalogs you throw away.
I remember reading about blood tests of women claiming they had been raped by means of a roofie, back when the roofie scare was in vogue. I mean, these were women who were willing to go to the police and allege rape on the basis of being doped.
The results were about 3% positive for rohypnol. The other 97% tested for nothing, alcohol or cocaine.
I remember when GHB rape was the huge scare… right after the sorostitutes had been using it as a recreational drug because you could get drunk on fewer calories.
As a prosecutor’s intern, I had the experience of interviewing a woman who claimed rape. She had picked up a hitchhiker (nice looking guy compared to her), invited him to spend the night at her home and they retired to the same bed (this was her story), she had been drinking by her own admission, then claimed he raped her in a house full of people who heard no protest, and that he spent the rest of the night sleeping and left peacably in the morning with nobody knowing anything was amiss, until she decided to allege rape to the prosecutor.
I had a deputy pick him up; he was still hitchhiking out of town. He was scared shitless, but he confirmed the entire story except to say the sex was consensual.
I called her back in and told her we did not have a case to take to a jury. She said OK.
My point being, let’s have another Facebook page: People United Against Sluts Who Don’t Want To Feel Like Sluts The Next Morning.
It’s a very real problem.
Nothing quite like a buncha dudes talkin bout rapeyness to bring out the ladies.
>>>People United Against Sluts Who Don’t Want To Feel Like Sluts The Next Morning.
Too long. People Against Mare rolls off the tongue much easier.
Show us how to do it then, MJ.
Gheyest drink of all time:
Banana Hammock On The Beach
Any single guy I have talked to is appalled by rape and wants it to be vigorously prosecuted and punished.
They also recognize that rape hype is basically a power issue that puts them at risk.
I think Car in scared them away when she was talking about all the miles in her skort.
I think Michael is referring to transactional sex before the price was agreed upon.
How do you earn skort miles?
Feminists say all sex is rape (just like all commerce is theft).
Does that include lesbian sex?
Hotspur, the real issue regarding transactional sex is whether state and local sales taxes are being collected, or are exempt because an out-of-state server was involved to close the deal.
Did anybody drop some subtle hints that anybody else was kind of overdoing it with the cologne today?
Cycling is pretty gay, too.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7403493888/hE7DBA7D5/
Feminists say all sex is rape (just like all commerce is theft).
Does that include lesbian sex?
Interesting query. This may require extensive research online.
*switches browser to privacy mode*
If I pay a camgirl to let me watch her eat a banana, and she’s in Norway, do I owe sales tax if she later claims it was rape?
Comment by Michael on April 30, 2013 8:27 pm
Hotspur, the real issue regarding transactional sex is whether state and local sales taxes are being collected, or are exempt because an out-of-state server was involved to close the deal.
If we raise the possibility of paid sex over the Internet, we could have a really lively discussion of sales taxes.
Holy shit.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7404837120/h586C5023/
If I pay a camgirl to let me watch her eat a banana, and she’s in Norway
A filthy Scandi? Shame on you.
L to R
Jewstin, Dateguy
D.G. says fresh raspberries are wunnerful!
http://flic.kr/p/efzDPw
A filthy Scandi? Shame on you.
I was slumming. The Czech girl wanted more euros and wouldn’t do the pigtail braids. A scandi girl has no shame about braids.
>>If I pay a camgirl to let me watch her eat a banana, and she’s in Norway
Many tax jurisdictions assess no sales tax on foodstuff. So that has to be considered too.
Or, you could claim the camgirl was exempt as some sort of medical therapy. Have you talked to a doctor about this?
Chief, has DG’s hair started to lie flat a bit?
Houston, the hair has landed.
Tushar – Her Momma is “training it” to fall over.
Have you talked to a doctor about this?
I have an appointment on May 7.
we used baby oil on crazy baby girl hair.
H2 bitches! Assemble!
yeah, that’s not the baby fuzz anymore
Im not gonna run in mom jeans.
I only did 7 miles because that’s how long today’s route was. I have to be in the mood to run certain routes. Plus, first two miles had a serious headwind, and miles 5 and 6 had killer hills.
Carin, you can run all you want, you cannot run away from yourself.
Totally Tushy Tuesday didn’t go over well here. But if you like that sort of thing…
http://thecaptives.wordpress.com/2013/05/01/totally-tushy-tuesday/
Tushar,I run to be with myself more intimately.
Whore mouths, shut them.
I was in a horrible mood, and couldn’t face the gym. But 7 miles on the road is an attitude adjustment.
Damn. Guess we all shut our whore mouths.
I bought a 6 pack of Shiner Bock a few weeks ago.
I have not taken a shine to it yet.
I usually like Bocks and double bock
Shiner Bock gives me a headache.
YMMV
Bock sucker.
I’m in the bucket over on TTT, b-rad.
What is TTT? Is that like H15?
Sean, are you the secret agent, or the viagra ad?
Why is it already May at your porn site, XBrad?
I have to be in the mood to run certain routes.
Oh yeah, you gotta be “in the mood.”
Sheesh.
I reserved a spot at the taxpayer funded range for Sunday.
Screw you taxpayers!
Killer hills and Michigan.
Comedy gold!
We have hills, we’re not Iowa.
MJ commented about hills in Florida.
Runners are funny.
Sean, are you the secret agent, or the viagra ad?
I’m the Nigerian fellow.
Florida is flatter than Kiera Knightly’s chest.
>>>an attitude adjustment.
With all those “killer hills”, wouldn’t that be an altitude adjustment?
H2 Family Theater:
Michael: Hey honey, I’m not in the mood to fly to fucking Warsaw in the middle of the fucking winter to work on a fucking hopeless deal. Why don’t you go out and make some money instead?
. . .
Fin.
Vacation tip:
Cross Warsaw in January off your list.
Actually, at any time of year, skip Warsaw and go to Cracow.
* check topographical maps *
* determines that killer hill equals a couple flights of stairs *
We call that flat here
I mean, I like Shiner Bock.
But 3 and I’m at headache. And I don’t get headaches.
The only other beer that gives me a (near) instant headache is Keystone.
What the hell????
In all fairness, Warsaw has done a good job of reconstructing its “old town” district, so that it is a pleasant venue.
Problem is, it’s not actually old. It’s like a Disney reconstruction, based of photographs of what it looked like before WWII.
How evil am I that I am taking some delight in the financial difficulties of an religious institution that asked me to not bring my son because they didn’t have a place for him…
Is that like Scott Evil?
If only they had strict gun control laws…
http://wgntv.com/2013/04/30/9-people-shot-across-chicago/
Mundane, karma is a bitch.
http://imgur.com/gallery/WTH5bmE
What the hell????
http://youtu.be/EL5dQPgx3-M
Um…
Michael, Bath, England did the same thing, but it’s pretty convincing. The original quarry owner donated stone from the same source to rebuild what the Luftwaffen had destroyed. Unless it was pointed out to me, I couldn’t tell which buildings had been bombed and rebuilt.
I know Roamy…I just feel kind of bad.
Part of the problem is that this church was, at one time, alive and vibrant. I had been going since I was 6. Then egos got inflated. They wanted to build a high school, expand the sanctuary (which was really old!), and then make a movie about a really abused people of Tushar’s tribe.
But, my son and I, no room at the inn…besides, autistic kids look normal. When you make pamphlets and such about ministries to disabled, it is all about wheelchairs and happy Down Syndrome kids. Not kids who hum and rock back and forth in the back of the room, or who can’t talk.
Who is the faggot with the unicorn?
What the hell????
Female Version
I know how you feel, Mundane. I spent 22 years at one church and finally got fed up with the abuse of volunteers. I’m still on their FB list, and I take the same evil glee when they beg for volunteers. My new church is happy to have me, and the people there say thank you instead of bitching.
Mow the lawn!
Much of michigan is flat, but we have some glacial morans. It may seem like nothing but a few runs with some of the hills around here …. you ‘ll feel it . I was actually pretty well prepared for the miles long ramp of the bridge for the free press half. A ton of people end up walking that .
Somebody here needs a good debriefing, and I haven’t quite figured out just who yet.
>>>Female Version
It wasn’t the shaving of the nether regions that got me. It was the “I’d fuck me” comment at the end.
A different version of that ad just aired on TBS, ending with the same “I’d fuck me.” ending.
Between the GE ad I linked the other day and this theme with Norelco, have ad agencies decided that “fucking creepy” is the new “babies and puppies”?
>>>Somebody here needs a good debriefing, and I haven’t quite figured out just who yet.
Assuming anyone here is wearing any to begin with….
Assuming anyone here is wearing any to begin with….
Aaah, yes; we are a pants and skorts optional blog after 9 pm.
Somebody here needs a good debriefing, and I haven’t quite figured out just who yet.
I think that means something dirty/fun…but I forget what
well I wouldn’t fuck him.
hairy gross hipster dork
I think that means something dirty/fun…but I forget what
*clinks glass with Mundo*
>>>Aaah, yes; we are a pants and skorts optional blog after 9 pm.
Skorts: optional
Got it.
I ironed my shirt for tomorrow
That shirt is so crisp I think I cut myself on it.
40 years and I finally did one right
Skorts:
optionalmandatory for wiserbud.>>>well I wouldn’t fuck him.
I will sleep much better tonight with that knowledge.
Ermagerd, I hatey hate ironing.
I’m surprised your office isn’t a polo-type office, Vman. Do you wear ties too?
Glow-in-dark-fish BBT episode is on.
classic
>>>Skorts: mandatory for wiserbud.
Always have been, always will be
MJ bikes across the Skyway. That is a big Florida hill.
Occasionally Cyn. If a client meeting is scheduled..well any public meeting.
Us drones can were polo shirts.
If they have the company logo on them or it is Friday.
Always have been, always will be
It’s the little things that keep us thankful.
>>>hairy gross hipster dork
Norelco may help with the “hairy” part, but I fear the “gross hipster dork” part will require the efforts of thousands of scientists working for centuries to cure.
On our dime, of course…
I still love the look of ties, a lot, but in the summer time, they are just cruel.
>> I will sleep much better tonight with that knowledge.
Aww. I miss you too.
Michael and his brother
http://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2013/04/30
Hi. Anyone ship their pants today?
It feels good to dress up. I bought some famous name brand shirts on sale for $30 they arrived with $120 price tags on them.
They are better cut and fabric than $15 Wal-Mart shirts. I would say they are worth $30.
Shipped mine… twice!
Nice score, Vman. Clothes from Walmart are good for a season and then they become lawn mowing attire. Shoes too.
Nothing feels better than shipping anywhere you please.
Money spent on Brooks Brothers dress shirts is money well spent.
Guys shoes last forever. i still have my Allan Edmonds dress shoes from my Army days. THough they have been resoled once
I’m curious how Vmax managed to ship his shirts, but I guess I don’t really need to know.
Once I shipped my socks.
To add just a small addendum to my post from last night…
There is nothing cooler than having a multi-billion dollar company available at my beck and call to create unique parts based on my specific designs.
That piece (well, actually there’s two of them) will allow me to re-attach the wheel to my lawn mower, keeping me from having to buy a new one.
Built on the same type of machine that built the WTC1 spire.
paulfrederick.com
My shirtmaker for 15 years. Custom shop. I recommend the herringbone fabrics.
There is nothing cooler than having a multi-billion dollar company available at my beck and call to create unique parts based on my specific designs
I was hoping for a fembot, not a bracket.
Was also able to get them to fabricate a part to seal off the fuel pump mount after my FIL forced a piece into it, forcing us to convert the Samurai to having an power fuel pump.
They actually personalized that piece. I was a little disappointed they didn’t personalize the mower repair part, but, as wiserbride said, “hey, it’s just a lawn mower.”
But still….
>>>I was hoping for a fembot, not a bracket.
Send me your design and I’ll see what I can do.
crunch crunch crunch- look out the window
A coyote hunting around the pond (frogs).
And I have to take my dog out for his last evening pip soon.
God, I hate coyotes so much.
>>>My shirtmaker for 15 years.
I guess now is a bad time to call you a 1%er…
Wiser blew a seal?
>>>God, I hate coyotes so much
….says the gun owner?
I think I’m more of a 12%er, but I’m persnickety about shirts.
Punching above my weight. Which is lower.
Nite kids.
>>>Wiser blew a seal?
Nah, it’s ice cream
Comment by wiserbud on April 30, 2013 11:21 pm
>>>I was hoping for a fembot, not a bracket.
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Send me your design and I’ll see what I can do.
http://is.gd/KMD2eY
Not to scale.
Um, let’s try that again. Can you manufacture this?
>>>Not to scale.
Try that link again…
>>>Can you manufacture this?
Maybe… Maybe not… But damn, I would so enjoy taking the measurements…
Can you manufacture this?
http://i.imgur.com/bqclTQh.jpg
Heck, even I’d take one of those.
Yeah…Scott shoots at stuff during the day, when there are other noises all over the neighborhood, including the guy a few doors down with the actual range in his backyard. That’s damn convenient.
11:30 pm, silent night, shooting at a coyote is going to make wakeys and bring some trouble.
>>>Heck, even I’d take one of those.
*thud
I suspect the lead time on that design is about 25 years give or take a few.
HA! Looks like they had to do a little airbrushing to make that photo, um, SFW.
>>>I suspect the lead time on that design is about 25 years give or take a few.
I am all about detail
*kills the poat when all men over the age of 12 go to zoom in on Upton’s hooters for the next 30 minutes*
I hear the raw CAD file is not for sale to minors.
>>>11:30 pm, silent night, shooting at a coyote is going to make wakeys and bring some trouble.
I thought he had that all figured out.
Low caliber, low velocity…. Noiseless
>>>I hear the raw CAD file is not for sale to minors.
Ummmm….. Pirate Bay?
Once they tried running this design through a 3D printer but the device rejected the file as corrupt:
Ha ha – you two are obviously not yet even 12.
Or you’ve downloaded the photo to study later.
>>>Upton’s hooters
Yeah… That’s what I zoomed in on.
And yes… tons of p-shop on that photo
Like I care
http://i.imgur.com/mHUCXdK.jpg
*smacks George with the ban hammer with prejudice*
>>>>Once they tried running this design through a 3D printer but the device rejected the file as corrupt:
Looks more like a virus…
Definitely malware
Like I care
Becoming more discriminating; I can see that. She’s just about your daughter’s age, right?
>>>She’s just about your daughter’s age, right?
I hate you
*smacks George with the ban hammer with prejudice*
Ooof… Do that again, but first put on spiked heels and hold a riding crop.
I hate you
M’WAH!
Sheesh, George, how much spikier can 4-inches get?! *grabs crop*
Ooof… Do that again, but first put on spiked heels and hold a riding crop.
I’ve got those pics scheduled for next Tuesday.
Okay, cool kids, morning came early for me today so I’m off like a prom dress. Sweet dreams of rainbows and cotton candy and a Kate Upton who’s still well maintained and at least five years older than your kids.
Leon tried to manufacture this with a CAD/CAM service.
>>>Leon tried to manufacture this with a CAD/CAM service.
No fair using the same link twice, GO
No fair using the same link twice, GO
Come on dude, Carrot Top is way more hawt than Kathy Griffin.
>>>Carrot Top is way more hawt than Kathy Griffin
That’s kind of like saying thin Madeline Albright is hotter than fat Madeline Albright
That’s kind of like saying thin Madeline Albright is hotter than that Madeline Albright
You takes what you can gets in the Obama Depression.
Grrrr…all the illegals do EBT returns at the end of the month when their cards won’t load. Not surprised how much $ the Boston Bombers got in public aid.
Illegals… Return… What a concept
There are hills in Iowa!
Really, quit laughing.
By the way, half my comments tonight have been created through voice recognition on my iPhone.
so much easier than typing
I’m a big fan of self-deporting. We can’t afford the Gang of Ocho.
Goob trite
It is April. I won’t be slashing my wrists over baseball until AFTER the All Star Break.
I won’t be slashing my wrists until after an MLB player comes out.
BTW, am I the only one surprised the “first” wasn’t an NFL kicker?
Selling the POS Honda tomorrow. It’ll be weird having only one car.
I really don’t care who does what to whom. Play ball!
MJ bikes across the Skyway. That is a big Florida hill.
The fire ants in Texas make hills that big.
I live on a mesa. The valley is a mile high here. I have friends in FL that live 4ft above sea level. Best thing about sea level is being able to drink without getting intoxicated.
G’night guys. I’m re-reading all the books I own. 12 in 2 days. I’m on a roll. Trashy romance novels, so nothing serious or ponderous.
I lost my derp
Under the bridge
To that little girl
So much to me
The Very First Web Page.
http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html
Story here.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22249490
What, no MIDI playing in the background?
Really, I was surprised it wasn’t either a cat or porn.
Its leg day!
I like gifs.
FUCK YOU BANANA!
*shakes fist at sky
I’m out of coffee. I guess it’s cocoa today.
I’ve started watching Red Eye again. Seems pretty much the same as last time I was watching.
wakey wakey
Coffee Coffee
*Cough*
and a cigarette.
We never run out of coffee.
Never.
I have a couple of hotel coffee packs just in case. No one likes me when I haven’t had my caffeine.
HHD is here!