Slappaho. Indian Princess or Tasty Japanese Beer?

First, a little primer. 

Marekitty. Daww.

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Ct4G64Y

Now on to the main event. As you know, the H2 is inhabited by reputable people with an eye focused on the brilliance of America’s pop culture. The world has produced many cultural achievements, but I believe we have finally accelerated past the stale and dated intellectual achievements of Rachmaninoff, Freud, Degas, and Shakespeare.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Big Girl Slap Fight.

354 Comments

  1. Worst poat ever.

  2. Why didn’t you link Freud? Are we supposed to fill in the blank?

  3. Marekitty is less creepy than lots of the mare pics we get these days.

  4. Anyone get the new Organizing for America emails? Just more proof of how far ahead they are. They really have the online thing down.

    It’s quite impressive.

  5. Well, this poat started off cute and funny and ended with me thinking of doing this to MJ:

    Me…Blackadder
    MJ….Baldrick

  6. Best post ever.

    That video is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. If you don’t like it, Al Qaeda wins.

  7. You sank my battleship poat!

  8. The vid is pretty funny…

  9. There are 5 states with no sales tax.

    Prove I didn’t make my internet purchases while in one of them.

  10. From the previous thread…

    Ha. I didn’t really know what Coachella was/is, and when I looked it up I found this: http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2013/04/23/178574286/watch-these-coachella-attendees-enthuse-over-made-up-bands

    Ahem.

  11. Ripped From The Last Thread !!11!!1

    I hate “sales taxes” with a whitey hot hate. They hurt the poor disproportionately.

  12. I hate “sales taxes” with a whitey hot hate. They hurt the poor disproportionately.

    wait…

    so do you hate them or do you NOT hate them?

    I iz confused

  13. He obviously meant poor whites, wiser. Kind of a “the ‘boy’ was implied” thing.

  14. He obviously meant poor whites, wiser

    ah. that makes much more sense then.

    So, TGSG, what’s your opinion on state lotteries?

  15. Wait, as a Republican, aren’t I supposed to hate the poor?

  16. I’d pay money to see the Big Girl Bitch Slap Fight.

    But only if it was tax-free.

  17. Whether or not you hate them is up to you, b-rad. But as a Republican, you’re required to exploit them.

  18. Sweet. New Hampshire has no sales tax.

  19. That was terrible.

    Mare, tell us about your workout plan.

  20. This cat is a dick.

  21. But as a Republican, you’re required to exploit them.

    but only those who are off-white or darker. Those who are white are protected from being exploited by white privilege.

    I read that somewhere….

  22. I wonder how Oso’s feeling today?

  23. Jewstin is tricksey.

  24. That cat is giving an even, measured response.

  25. Jewstin?

    http://tinyurl.com/bzovvqw

  26. pupster, Jenna Marbles’ vid this week is on home workouts. Imma gonna watch when I get home.

  27. Ryan says the immigration bill has been a “very methodical process” and he’s not worried it’s moving along too quickly.

    Well, that bakes that cake, he’s not nearly as smart as I thought he was. FU Ryan, I expected better.

  28. Damn, time for work…. lotteries can be avoided by the smarter of the set. Not a problem in my book.

  29. Jenna’s video is accurate largely accurate.

  30. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/04/23/177779265/newspaper-takes-the-pulse-of-san-diego-coffee-culture

    About half way down is a heartwarming story about how he buys a guys gun and saves his life. No mention of how this would be illegal if Obama had his way. Cheesdicks.

  31. Politically, an immigration bill sinks the GOP.

    So naturally, they’re on board, with Captain Dontaskdonttell and General OldasFuck leading the way.

  32. “General OldasFuck leading the way.”

    HA!

  33. Captain Dontaskdonttell and General OldasFuck

    Well done! *golfclap

  34. I didn’t think the picture of the dead terrorist looked that bad. Not repulsive or horrifying to me.

    On the other hand, I didn’t want to look at the pictures of people who lost their limbs in the blast.

  35. But jimbro, he could buy that gun cuz it’s the “right thing” to do. Of course the government could tell the difference.

  36. That’s Admiral OldasFuck.

    /horrible mutant lovechild of Hotspur and MCPO

  37. Captain Dontaskdonttell

    Yeah, that was good too.

    I’m sad Gay Patriot decided not to primary Graham. I thought it would be great if an openly gay person beat a candidate who everyone assumes is gay.

  38. Actually, McCain retired as a Captain. Unlike his forebears.

  39. Actually, McCain retired as a Captain. Unlike his forebears.

    Right now I just wish he would retire. He parlayed military service for a place in the legislature just because he was a POW. What kind of qualification is that?

  40. And just think, we could have had him as president. I’d rather have Obama. At least I know where he stands.

  41. Did they decide to continue funding the one with chancres?

  42. He parlayed military service for a place in the legislature just because he was a POW. What kind of qualification is that?

    Don’t forget the funding from SugarMomma.

  43. He’s a piker. Hillary would have won with 99% of the vote against him.

  44. Did they decide to continue funding the one with chancres?

    Sick dicks need love too – just ask Mare.
    (I hear she’s a whore….)

  45. And I would have voted for her.

  46. Faced with McCain v Hillary, I’d have stayed home.

  47. I would have voted for her or written in a candidate.

  48. I’m with Hotspur. I would have voted Clinton too.

  49. Check that, I would have stayed with McCain if Palin was still on the ticket. But she wouldn’t have been on there if they were up against Clinton.

  50. Who?

  51. FIL is out of surgery and reportedly doing well – thanks for your prayers! ♥♥♥

  52. A blond and a red head are walking down the street. They walk past a flower shop and the red head notices her boyfriend buying flowers.

    She says, “Damn my boyfriend is buying me flowers again!”

    The blond looks at her puzzled and and asks, “Why are you upset about your boyfriend buying you flowers?”

    The red head says, “Well, he just expects a lot of things when he buys me flowers and I do not feel like being on my back with my legs in the air all weekend long.”

    The blond says, “Why? Don’t you have a vase?”

  53. Speaking of Hillary!

    CBS: Five House Committees (Armed Svcs, Judiciary, Foreign Affairs, Intel, Oversight) released interim report on Benghazi.

    Congressional Report: Secy Clinton’s testimony to Congress was incorrect when claiming she was unaware of certain Benghazi security requests

    Cong Report: Secy Clinton signed an 4/12 State Dept cable acknowledging then-Amb Cretz’s formal request for additional security assets

    Cong Report: but Clinton ordered the withdrawal of elements to proceed as planned.

    Secy Clinton testified in Jan. 2013 “I didn’t see those requests. They didn’t come to me. I didn’t approve them. I didn’t deny them.”

    Cong Report:White House/SState Dept. Officials Altered Talking Points to protect State Dept. from criticism for inadequate security levels.

    From AOS. She lies good. Rush is gonna be playing the Whitewater song over and over tomorrow.

  54. MJ- a trainer at my gym attempted an ultra this past weekend. 100 miles. She only made it 68. Wuss. Complained about the thigh high flood water and 20 degree weather. Some women are such babies.

  55. Hahqhahahaha

    I just checked my FB page and I have a suggested page from them.

    https://www.facebook.com/ReadyForHillary?hc_location=stream

  56. MJ- a trainer at my gym attempted an ultra this past weekend. 100 miles. She only made it 68. Wuss. Complained about the thigh high flood water and 20 degree weather. Some women are such babies.
    —————————
    Hahahah. Quitter.

    You should have told her that she was weak and a big baby.

  57. I used to think that she wouldn’t be president, but now I’m in the camp that she can’t possibly lose if she runs.

  58. Why in God’s name would you run 68 miles, let alone 100? No predator on earth will pursue you that far save a guy who can run 101 miles, and I guarantee you he’s a scrawny wuss you could defeat with harsh language and a hard stare.

  59. She won’t lose. And then when we’re done with 8 years of her, we’ll be ready for our first black woman president.

  60. I don’t think she can win in ’16 unless she strongly distances herself from Obama, and that means she can’t tap OFA for GOTV.

  61. She can run a deer to death in the summer.

  62. Chelsea 2024!

  63. Actually, after Hillary I think it’s Jeb’s turn, then Chelsea then Jenna.

  64. She can run a deer to death in the summer.

    Deer are sprinters that cannot sweat. If you can walk after it and not lose it in the afternoon heat you’ll have it dead by dinnertime. If you’ve got to run more than a few miles you’re making a poor caloric investment.

  65. It really won’t matter who the Dems run for Prez if they get that amnesty shitstorm pushed through. Then, we’ll not see another R president in our lifetimes.

  66. The trainer mostly does ironman things. She just wanted to try this.It wasn’t the distance, it was the conditions. The water + the cold.

    Wuss.

    And she’s pretty solid – as I said, she does Ironmans. This was just a lark.

  67. Then, we’ll not see another R president in our lifetimes.

    We’ll see secessions first.

  68. You’re probably right on that.

  69. You people have short memories. Besides the crap she pulled with Bill, she is about as skilled to be President as Obama. She sucked as a SOS and she straight up lied to us (again). Benghazi alone should disqualify her in anyone’s mind. CF.

    I wouldn’t vote for Hillary over any (R), even McCain. It’s crazy saying you would.

  70. Sooner or later, some element of the cobbled together coalition of divergent interests that form the Dems would break off, costing them their permanent majority. It might deform the GOP from what we wish it to be, but it would preclude the great socialist state the Left envisions.

  71. She left our men in Benghazi out to dry (their corpses, that is). I’m still sick about those men who asked for help and because of politics didn’t get any.

  72. I think if she’d had the top of the ticket in 2008 she’d have won by the same margin as O regardless of what I did. I suspect that she’d have failed in her attempt to resurrect HillaryCare and lost the house in ’10 by a slightly larger margin than O did. Major parts of the MSM would have turned on her by 2012, so that election could have turned out very differently.

  73. Name me one repub. that can beat her.

  74. Afternoon.

  75. Now? I don’t know. In the alternate timeline, I think Romney would have had a shot.

  76. In the past 25 years we’ve had Bushes 1&2, Bob Dole, John McCain, and Mitt Romney.

    Stick a fork in it, Shirleena.

  77. Drive time.

  78. Today, I built two (2) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/cludgpq

  79. Only 2?

  80. I’m never voting for Hillary because the R candidate can’t win.

    Our candidates have been horrible except for Romney. I think he would have been a decent President. The rest…yikes. All of them are a result of an idiot primary system that we refuse to change.

  81. The republican philosophy for picking a candidate?

    NEXT!!

  82. But look at the rest of the field last year: Santorum, Huckabee, Gingrich – UNELECTABLE. Period.

  83. And that motorcycle asshole.

    Jee Cripes we suck.

  84. Usually we work in teams with half building the cabinets and half building the electrical components but we have a bunch of small orders on the schedule now, so everybody is working on different travelers.

  85. Oh, and I forgot Perry. Eliminate three federal departments, but he just can’t put his finger on that third one.

  86. Right this second, I’d vote for Perry, Cruz or Liz Cheney. But they aren’t running, yet.

    We do need a better crop and I think those three are a good start.

  87. Our wireless access is still titled ‘FBI Surveillance Van,’ I’m just crackin’ up over here. I wonder if our neighbors think it’s funny too.

  88. Rubbish, Perry would be awesome. So he forgot a department he wants to trash, You don’t think he’d actually try and do it if he was President? He would try. He does what he says and I’d rather have that then a bunch of BS promises.

  89. Perry’s time came and went.

    Cheney’s got her old man’s baggage – no chance.

    Cruz will get crucified on his voting record. (Hasn’t voted Present enough.)

  90. If I wanted to eliminate three departments, I could remember their names.

    I’d eliminate five, but that’s just me.

  91. Manticore: You haven’t wired the control panels for this model. Set up at the other end of the area by my oven and I’ll train you on making them.

    Me: *Sets up workstation in the far reaches of the area.*

    Manticore: *Hands me a wiring diagram, wheels oven to the opposite end our area.*

    Me: Is this Training for Lepers?

  92. Cruz will get crucified on his voting record. (Hasn’t voted Present enough.)

    Oh, yeah, I forgot a good R candidate is one who is a compromiser.

  93. The Market Place Fairness Act.

    Fuck everyone in DC. These people don’t understand e-commerce, tax law, or free market economics.

    They’re basically technological illiterates that say things like, “fair, local jobs, level the playing field.”

    And these are the Republicans.

    We are fucking fucked in the fuck hole.

  94. “We are fucking fucked in the fuck hole.”

    I agree with that statement.

  95. I saw Technological Illiterates open for Fuckhole at the Agora Ballroom in ’96

  96. Yes, HS, I’ll calm down.

    Right after I punch this old person I have in a headlock.

  97. “Yes, HS, I’ll calm down.
    Right after I punch this old person I have in a headlock.”

    HA!

  98. Hurtin’Ass was the warm-up band.

  99. Grumpy Cat ‏@ExtraGrumpyCat 1m
    When boys put their arm around you and won’t let go ❤

  100. You stay ragey, MJ. It looks good on you.

  101. Mare, I’m not saying he should compromise. I’m saying the MSM will crucify him. Ever hear of Sarah Palin?

  102. I’m gonna need a lot of botox.

    Oh, and by the way, that was really funny laura. Fuckhole would be a great name for a jazz quartet.

  103. Hotspur, what in the world makes you think Cruz is going to get it any more or less than any other R candidate?

    Why?

  104. Because he’s from a border state and can’t affect the hispanic vote.

  105. With a name like Cruz, maybe a little extra spray-tan, how can he not?

  106. More taxes is always about fairness.

  107. Fuckhole would be a great name for a jazz quartet.

    *bursts into tearful laughter*

    Yes…I can hear Fuckhole’s double bass player wearing a beret and plucking time, while the trumpet parses out little meaningful phrases.

  108. Shitshitshitshitshit………

    Someone turned up the heat on my simmering soup pot to “High”, and now I have a lovely black crust on the bottom of what was supposed to be potato soup for dinner.

    I suspect DD#3 unknowingly did it when she was making herself some tortellini – turned up the wrong knob without realizing it – and I didn’t know that she was using the stove.

  109. Yeah, Cyn, that really launched Crist’s career.

  110. I can hear the beret because it has little bells on it.

    SHUT UP

  111. I don’t know Spur…

    Téodoro Cruz! Si se puede!

  112. C’mon, Spur. Crist just had the wrong ~name~.

  113. *quietly fishes the psychedelic ‘shrooms from the bottom of Laura’s tea cup*

    I hear the bells too, dear.

  114. My 16 yr old niece was trying to get my brother to let her go to Coachella. He didn’t know what it was. I showed him youtube videos from the previous year. Bitch ex SiL let her go. (Always late to the conversation because of working for the man!)

  115. TFG isn’t releasing any OFA money to Shrillery. It will be Mooch.

  116. Mare, don’t shoot the messenger. (me)

    We’re boned. Number of Americans who pay no tax + liberal media + socialists who control education + entertainment lefties = destruction of USA as we knew it.

  117. Is is bad that I knew about 15 of the bands at Coachella?

  118. I’m not shooting anyone Hotspur.

    I don’t really care.

    But I think it’s easy to use one sentence to discount any R candidate.

  119. Skiddy bop boop bop skiddy da doo.

  120. I’m back on the LiFB train. Being a LIV is too hard.

  121. *swirls hands in front of face, fascinated by the trails*

    OH.

    OH.

  122. Where the fuckhole is the bar in this hospital ?

  123. But, really, isn’t any R candidate going to get reamed by the MSM?

    Everyone will be Palin’d.

    Cruz graduated cum laude from Princeton University in 1992.

    Cruz then attended the Harvard Law School, graduating magna cum laude in 1995.[19][20] While at Harvard Law, Cruz was a primary editor of the Harvard Law Review, and executive editor of the Harvard Journal of Law and Public Policy, and a founding editor of the Harvard Latino Law Review.[13] As a student at Harvard Law, Professor Alan Dershowitz said, “Cruz was off-the-charts brilliant.”[21]

  124. I am about to stop giving a crap.

  125. It’s so tempting to give up. I really don’t care…now. Closer to primaries, it’s going to be hard not to care.

  126. Mare, the Birthers are all over Rubio and Cruz.

  127. I just discovered that cream cheese + ground horseradish + black pepper + onion + cumin makes one HELL of a good sauce for beef.

  128. Susana was born in….El Paso!!!!! (She can’t even get a bill out of our legislature that would take DLs away from illegals. 76% of NM support that bill)

  129. You may need to add a couple of tibbles of milk to loosen it up. But it’s divine.

  130. Sounds good, Leon.

  131. -cumin and you have a hella sauce for beef.

  132. I’ve liked everything I’ve heard about Martinez so far.

  133. I didn’t use a lot of cumin, just enough for a hint of smokiness.

  134. I will be part of the last free generation.

    I will laugh at the hipster douchebags who voted to live in a socialist shithole dump.

  135. Add fireworks to list of “Things to Be Banned” along with pressure cookers. Older bomber brother bought 2 large Lock and Load mortar type fireworks in NH (tax free) last summer. It’s unlikely there was enough gunpowder in them to weaponize but if it saves just one life…

  136. I bet Ted Cruz has the transcripts to prove all of that, too. And will happily produce them for anyone who asks.

  137. Recipe blog, Leon! That sounds frickin’ delicious.

    I ran out of my own horseradish (roots I grew from starts that Carin gave me last Summer) so I bought a big one at the grocery store before Passover. It had three heads, which I cut off and planted in a big pot of soil. Want to see if it will propagate that way, since it’s a weed.

    Looking good so far. Big leaves popping forth.

  138. Let me get this straight – at 72, John McCain was considered “too old” to run for President (he might die, and then the Snowbilly would ascend), but at 69 – which is how old Hildebeast will be in 2016 – a candidate is “young and vital”?

    Liberal logic – must be nice to live such a deluded existence…..

  139. I mean, I get that Reagan was 69 when he took office, but Hillary ain’t no Reagan.

  140. I have a CiL that owns fireworks stands and a fireworks clearing house. Every drought year he never knows what the state will do. We already have fire restrictions in several campgrounds and parks because of drought conditions. Trash conditions because TFG wants to make his sequester hurt. We have too many feather Indians that sell fireworks no matter what the law and conditions are. Makes it tough, but CiL does OK. Susana tried to control fireworks sales. DemLite.

  141. Did Hillary “Fall down go boom!” or did she get a little work done? Bitch couldn’t be bothered to read State emails from a war zone. Fuck her.

  142. Leon needs a better name for his sauce.

  143. I don’t know what you mean, Scott, I think that’s a perfect hostage recipe name.

    I also added a new category for “sauces and dips”.

  144. I scream
    You scream
    We all scream for horse cream

  145. Hahaha I was thinking Leon’s Special Horse Sauce, but Leon’s Horse Cream is way ickier.

  146. I scream at my TV.
    Red Sox are biting the wax tadpole tonight.
    Losing 8-0 in the 4th.

  147. Whore Radish Sauce

  148. I bet it would be fucking fantastic on cheval, btw.

    *sighs while looking into back yard pasture*

  149. I wish there was a poat for how to make hardboiled eggs. HotBride asked me to put four on while she’s on her way home from pedicure. I was too embarrassed to ask how. I don’t think you can overcook them, can you?

  150. Sorry Jimbro. I didn’t relax my BooSox H8 last week. No way I’m feeling your pain now.

  151. HS, yes you can. I have an egg cooker just for hard boiled eggs.

  152. Sing more Sweet Caroline, Jimbro.

  153. You can overcook them. Have a bowl of ice water ready to drop them in after you pull them from the boil. That’ll stop the cooking process.

  154. Well, this will be interesting.

  155. Hotspur that knowledge isn’t in cookbooks either.

    I have looked.

    I don’t know how I survived being single.

  156. Cook them until they float. That always works.

  157. HS,
    Put them in water turn the burner on and cover. When they get to boiling, turn the burner off and let them sit covered. They’ll be fine…

  158. I survived being single with ramen noodles.

  159. Or you can put them in the microwave for 2 minutes.

  160. HS – put eggs and cold water on heat; bring to a boil. Let boil for 1 minute, cover tightly and turn off/remove from heat. Let stand for 20-25 minutes.

  161. I was thinner when I was single. I’d cook on Sunday and eat leftovers for a couple of days then graze for the rest of the week on cans of tuna, carrot sticks and hummus and the like.

    I knew you’d love the Sox update Oso!

  162. E:60 Just did an awesome interview with Bill Parcells about John Tuggle, the last person picked in the 83 draft.

  163. I almost felt bad for a few minutes, Jimbro, then I remembered it was Beantown. LOL

  164. Eeew.

  165. I lived on takeout for about 5 years.
    Part of that time I lived with a girl that was a waitress at a pretty fancy steak place. She brought home the mistakes, holy crap they make a ton of those.

  166. If you use the microwave, wrap them in foil first.

  167. I have an Egg Cooker. (I’m allergic to eggs) When I make them for Dan, there is a dealio that pierces the eggs and a measuring thingy that lets me know how much water to add. Easy peasy.

  168. Yeah, I was on the ramen/anorexia diet through school.

  169. Would those be mis-steaks?

  170. True Story! DRINK!!!! When I was in college I would date old guys that would feed me.

  171. And by old, I mean 23-27.

  172. Yes, and they were delicious.

  173. The best egg recipes from tonight should Big Girl Slap Fight.

    Winner takes all.

  174. ^Really, what is there to say, after that?^

  175. Lauraw’s out of my horseradish?

    *cries

    I didn’t know. I would have mailed more. I mean, with all the other stuff I’m supposed t mail her,

  176. True Story! DRINK!!! A few years ago we were on Tybee for Valentine’s Day. Our totally gay waiter/bar guy was competing in “Drink of the year” competitions. OMG! It was my best guinea pig situation EVER! I can’t even remember all the different Godiva chocolate/flavored vodkas I tried.

  177. Did anybody find the drawing anybody else brought home from school incredibly disturbing today?

  178. Carin, keep it and don’t worry about nothin’. I don’t have enough cultivated land to grow the bags of seeds I already have here.

  179. Drawing?

  180. …and as far as your horseradish goes, I disrupted a major garden coup three weeks ago when I moved the original mound to a new corner island. I may have harvested the biggies last Winter, but that did not prevent the roots left over from fanning out into the remaining landscape.

  181. Insane day. Young PM that works for me went to the ER with belly cramps. She looked better when I went to see her tonight, she’s waiting for the doc to look at lab results and the xray. A friend is with her. No fever (I asked).

    It’s a fine line. You show support and ask if you can do something, then you clear off cause no girl wants her VP standing around when a doc comes in and says “it’s girl stuff” or constipation or whatever.

    Fine line. A very fine line.

  182. DiT, any word about the local West, Texas story. I’m still waiting for Ike casualties.

  183. Strike Two!

  184. True Story! DRINK!!!

    Heh. Breaking bitches.

  185. Strike Three!!!! Goes to Twitter. FB is as dead s the H2

  186. The story today from West is that water mains within a 3 mile radius of the blast are ruptured every where, the underground concussion was that huge.

    The death toll is 15, and officials are now saying they believe that’s everyone.

  187. So, all the missing have been accounted for?

  188. looks that way

  189. Sweet. 15 is so much better than what I thought we had. PTL!!!

  190. E:60 Just did an awesome interview with Bill Parcells about John Tuggle, the last person picked in the 83 draft.

    I watched that too, Mare. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch73nkzDMik

  191. Whore Radish Sauce

    It’s not cheap, but it’s easy to make.

  192. I have figured out a new absolute; Death, Taxes and the Stupidity of Pot Smokers

    Scene from a Classroom

    ENTER student, Glassy, bloodshot eyes, Reeks of pot smoke

    ME: Umm… were you smoking today?

    Student #1: Naw, man, I’m clean. i doan do that stuff.

    ME: Ok,

    ENTER Student #2:

    Student #2: Man! It smells like doobie in here!

    ENTER Security with Principal

    Security: Hey, What’s up? Oh. Come with us, and grab your stuff.

    Student #1: Why you pickin’ on me man?

    ME: Cause you reek of pot and you are in the wrong class. I had you as a student last grading period.

  193. So, anyone enjoy any fresh horrors today?

  194. Forget choom! This week, I’ve been helping people with Meth teeth. BTW they are all on EBT.

  195. Nope, Eric. All the horrors I enjoyed today were of the eldritch variety.

  196. Mm. Meth teeth. I’m not sure if meth is a symptom of the EBT or vice versa.

  197. All the horrors I enjoyed today were of the eldritch variety.

    Well, I hope you had your Necronomicon with you to pass the time.

  198. I don’t know the chicken/egg of meth teeth either. I know that the family I helped today had mebbe 4 teeth between the three of them.

  199. Same old horrors here.

  200. http://bit.ly/ZLnGW9

    Cyn strolls past her fireplace with attractive Duran Duran album in the background. Probably from wiser’s record store.

  201. http://bit.ly/ZLnUwA

    Micropupster.

  202. Okay, which one of you guys is stealing my look?

    http://bit.ly/ZLolXK

  203. We’re boned. Number of Americans who pay no tax + liberal media + socialists who control education + entertainment lefties = destruction of USA as we knew it.

    Alrighty then choom-doom-Debbie-downer. WTF bother anymore? I guess we should all figure out a way to be welfare whores and build shrines to our communist overlords.

  204. Yes. Times like these I’m glad that it all ends with me. FU. LIFB. I’m done.

  205. I’ve gained weight in the last year. Part of my LIFB philosophy. Dan has suddenly become the booze police. I just got cut off 3 drinks into a sucktastic Tuesday.

  206. *Alrighty then choom-doom-Debbie-downer. WTF bother anymore? I guess we should all figure out a way to be welfare whores and build shrines to our communist overlords.*

    Nah, the strip club doesn’t take EBT cards. I need a job.

  207. I’ve gained weight in the last year. Part of my LIFB philosophy. Dan has suddenly become the booze police. I just got cut off 3 drinks into a sucktastic Tuesday.
    *****

    Sounds very responsible

    *pours another glass of wine

    I mean, it is tuesday

  208. Nah, the strip club doesn’t take EBT cards.

    That seems racist. Because fairness. I’m sure some fine Democrat congressman is writing a bill to allow for that, with a Republican co-sponsor.

  209. I mean, it is tuesday

    It’s always Tuesday somewhere.

  210. ice cream for oso

    http://bit.ly/ZLqEdp

  211. CarIn, my 8s are tight. My A1C is a 7, up from a 4.6. Having a hard time caring.

  212. Comment by George Orwell on April 23, 2013 9:56 pm
    I mean, it is tuesday
    It’s always Tuesday somewhere.
    ******

    Srsly?

    My mind is blown.

  213. If death ice cream is licorice, I’m OK with that. Mmmm…anise.

  214. It’s always Tuesday somewhere.
    ******
    Srsly?

    Obviously you haven’t drank enough wine.

  215. Eric,
    If I had to guess, I would say Seattle…

  216. Oso, Can I take you with me to the dialysis center? Perhaps I could get you to care just a tiny bit.

  217. Seattle…
    http://bit.ly/ZLr6bE

  218. I gotta figure some way to build a strip club that takes EBT. Maybe attach a small grocery and offer a free lap dance with a $50 purchase?

    Gallon of grass-fed, slow pasteurized milk: $50

  219. It’s always Tuesday somewhere.
    ******
    Srsly?
    Obviously you haven’t drank enough wine.

    *****

    That is because there are not bars in hospitals. I had to wait until I got done with ICU stuff and kid runs dnd grocery shopping and kitchen cleaning. There are only so many hours in the day. The wine drinking suffers.

  220. carIn, i know. Dan is livid with me. the diabetes depression has hit hard core.

  221. Tell him to call me. We team up on you.

  222. build a strip club that takes EBT. Maybe attach a small grocery and offer a free lap dance with a $50 purchase?

    And people say free enterprise is dead.

  223. Car in
    ,
    I think a Wine Bar in a hospital waiting-room would clean-up, seriously…

  224. I think a Wine Bar in a hospital waiting-room would clean-up, seriously…

    Might do passably well in funeral homes too.

  225. Heh. He just used you to coerce me. He lurks just enough to know!

  226. Hospitals and funeral homes. Genius.

  227. I can use some plumbing humor after the last few days.

    http://bit.ly/ZLrW8j

  228. Heh, Oso.

  229. Had a pretty good Tuesday. Slab looks good, settled up with the concrete guy, cost was about what I expected. He tried to pad the bill a little, but we worked it out. Some building materials arrived today, trusses on Thursday, and metal roofing/siding on Friday.

    Penelope went to the Dr. Looks like it was just severe allergies, dehydration and fatigue. She’s 5’1″ and about 105 pounds, so not a lot of reserves. Plus she’s stubborn and won’t take advice when I tell her to eat. Blood tests should be back in a few days. We did them just in case there’s something else.

  230. Srsly don’t mean to joke too much about the hospital with Car in’s situation.

  231. >>> diabetes depression

    Is that a thing? ‘Cause I think I have that…

  232. Glad Penelope and the slab are well.

  233. Naw, it’s all good. Hospitals suck. Bars would be a genius idea.

  234. Not muscular, but fit and cute. Pretty sure it’s not a guy.

    http://classysexypixs.tumblr.com/post/48713522170

  235. In my diabetic nutrition class, we spent a few hours on diabetic depression and resources. I was cocky at the time.

  236. Music store manager got laid off today. Owner couldn’t afford her salary.

    Sucks big donkey balls. I like her a lot and we worked together really well. Always looked forward to going to work when I knew she was gonna be there. Great sense of humor and, once you got past her hard-candy-coating, was a real sweetheart.

    Life just got less enjoyable….

  237. LIVs that work with me don’t see the correlation with their TFG votes and the payroll dilemma.

  238. That sucks, Wiser. Sorry.

    But the government told me the economy had turned around? They wouldn’t lie, would they?

  239. Obviously the record store owner is a racist who wants Obama to look bad.

  240. One of our constant 501C members is losing her job at the end of the month. Opened a personal membership for her last night. Her VN vet hubby passed last year.

  241. Another member has a Dad too far gone in dementia to continue his membership. Her son is in Korea with the Army. I hooked her up with our Marine Mom that works in clothing.

  242. >>>But the government told me the economy had turned around? They wouldn’t lie, would they?

    Yeah.

    Things are fucking peachy…

  243. Sorry to hear it, Wiser, I can sympathize, though the fun gal I worked with left before she could be laid off.

    Glad the wife is well, Pepe.

  244. I’m finding it really hard to be Miss Merry Sunshine. Really hard.

  245. Sorry to hear that Wiser.

  246. Cheer up Oso.

    http://tinyurl.com/btwgcud

  247. Pretty sure it’s not a guy.
    http://classysexypixs.tumblr.com/post/48713522170

    Pretty sure it is.

  248. That’s not a guy, Cyn. The picture was already in one of my binders, clearly marked “women”.

  249. Binders of women?

    /Raycist.

  250. Cheer up Wiser.

    http://imgur.com/WvWK1Ow

  251. Was talking to the concrete guy. He said 4 years ago they were really busy, had 18 employees. Now, It’s him and his brother, plus 2 or 3 employees. He’s just working small jobs right now. He was really happy to get the work on my job.

  252. *hugs Carin, Wiser, Pepe (for Penelope, and keep your hands off my ass), and Oso (your hands can stay)*

  253. Binders of women?

    I have almost 70 of them.

    ULTRA racist… er… sexist.

  254. Check your porch.

    http://tinyurl.com/d658lpy

  255. THX Cyn. I’ve been peachy for so long that I feel entitled to a little Woe is me. (Squeezes Cyn just a little too tightly)

  256. Sorry to steal your thunder Leon. I thought she was a little skinny for you.

    How’s the fertility thing going?

  257. I never get hugs….

    Pepe, I called a drywall repair guy to come out and repair a hole my son had put in the plaster of his room. He called back last week and wanted to see if I wanted to hire him to paint the house. Things are BAD…

  258. *goes around a hugs everyone else, just because; waits for Leon to get the horse cream from teh corner of his mouth before hugging him*

  259. Starts marking calendar for the Leon’s. I think this past wknd was good.

  260. thanks Cyn… (keeps hands well away from her ass)

  261. How’s the fertility thing going?

    Per the ONT, I’m gonna start wearing a kilt. Work will just have to be okay with that.

    We aren’t pregnant yet. Not even a little. I think our next shot at it is Thursday. I’m starting to feel like a werewolf.

  262. Drywall patches are really pretty easy, Mundane.

  263. *washes face*
    *hugs Cyn*
    *grabs both cheeks to be friendly*

  264. My latest Debbie Downer post. My cousin that was killed by her foster kids? Her Mom had a stroke last week and her dad stroked out and died from the stress of his wife’s stroke. My mom is devastated.

  265. Leon, don’t let the structure get you down. Babies are a gift. Praying for you.

  266. Mundo, that’s not necessarily an awful sign. I got callbacks from small-jobs guys all the time. Got a good deal on stump-grinding that way once from the guys that removed my silver maple.

  267. Oooooo! Very friendly!

  268. That’s terrible, Oso. Very sorry to hear it.

  269. Getting used to it. That is why I try to always look at the bright side of life.

  270. BTW Constance is a good name for a snooty baby.

  271. Oh gosh, CrazyBear, extra hugs for you.

  272. Constance is a sweet name. Conn Jr. is the name for the snooty baby.

  273. We’re thinking Hannibal Trogdor if it’s a boy or Celes Windham Rayearth if it’s a girl.

  274. Heh. Kahn JR!!!! or KHAAANNNNN!!!!

  275. hugs mundane and oso.

    differently.

  276. Stupid juvenile justice system. What is really sad is Evelyn’s Mom and Aunt had been feuding over property since their dad died…in 1975. Family feuds are brutal.

  277. (((Hugs))) Dit. Sorry you get TFG on Thursday. And WBC

  278. We’re thinking Hannibal Trogdor if it’s a boy or Celes Windham Rayearth if it’s a girl.

    No.

  279. I’m not kidding at all when I say that those really were the last names we discussed.

  280. I talked to the cutie on the other side of my cube again tonight.
    She graduated from college in 2007!

    My Stepdaughter graduated from VaTech in 2002. I renounce myself.

    She is very friendly.

    My Niece that lost her baby is pregnant again. She is baby crazy.

  281. Dang Oso, hope you get some good news soon. Just think, the wind will probably quit blowing in June, and the trees can’t keep putting out pollen forever. I’m like little Mary sunshine.

  282. HA! http://i.imgur.com/ui7Zt1r.jpg

  283. Cyn, c’mon. Better than Lance or Emily!!!

  284. I’m not kidding at all when I say that those really were the last names we discussed.

    I don’t doubt that one single bit. Really. But no.

  285. I love babies! Wind has to stop sometime. I’m almost at full voice! Pervs at work think my voice is sexy. Got a Top down and 2 credits today because of the “Voice”

  286. Hannibal Trogdor is a good, strong name, I don’t know what your problem is. He’d sack Carthage with burnination.

    I admit that Celes Windham Rayearth is slightly silly, and might become Celeste Gwendolyn.

  287. Life just got less enjoyable….

    And your work load double. I’m sorry to hear it wiser. What does your stupid hippy coworker say about it?

  288. I like Celeste. A lot.

  289. Name a kid Hannibal and you might as well go Lucifer or Damian.

  290. Here’s my interview with her.

    It lasts about 4 minutes, but took about an hour to record because we were laughing so hard, cracking each other up. Notice that she barely looks at me, because whenever she did, we would just start laughing.

  291. >>>waits for Leon to get the horse cream from teh corner of his mouth before hugging him*

    Looks like Leon blew a seal…..

  292. Lucifer is the name of an angel, and Damian is a saint. Hannibal was a fine name before the movies ruined it.

    I wanted to give him little stuffed elephants for toys.

  293. She seems really nice and that she’d be fun to hang around. That’s really the pits, wiserbuns.

  294. Winfield Reginald fill in the blank is aristocratic and masculine. If the surname is Smith it definitely needs a y WR Smythe

  295. I have a Mrs Jumbo from Dumbo before I knew that bebes weren’t happening..

  296. Holy crap, oso.

    Compared to your life, I feel like I just won American Idol…

    Assuming that feels good, which I imagine it would

  297. Wow Wiser, cool interview!!! Do you do karaoke at the record store?

  298. Looks like Leon blew a seal…..

    Harbor or elephant? If there’s a lot of cream, elephant.

  299. Hannibal was a fine name before the movies ruined it.

    And yet, that’s reality and you have to consider that when giving your kid that moniker. Not to mention the butchering, i.e. Hanniballz – Handyballz – et. al.

  300. >>What does your stupid hippy coworker say about it?

    Doesn’t know yet, but I bet it’s Bush’s fault

  301. Give your kid a weird name and he will be lonely.

    http://bit.ly/11CbVmT

  302. Thanks, Wiser. True Story! I feel more about your Jag loss than I do about some of my family losses. They are still O-Bot voters.

  303. but I bet it’s Bush’s fault

    Always a safe bet.

  304. Yeah, that’s why no one names their kid after Uriel (the fourth archangel in the set with Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael). It’s a nice name, but it’s practically “urinal”.

  305. *snickers at “Urinal” like a fourth grader*

  306. Dude. I was called “Constipated” through most of grade school. Name and St day could be correlated. No worries

  307. We call our amphitheater Urinal because of the first sponsor name

  308. Raphael would be cool but it sounds French and that kills it.
    Craig is a good name. I think it is better than Greg

  309. Craig was on our list of names with the first, but a gal friend who was pregnant at the same time snagged it.

  310. IMHO Geoff is ghey. What ever happened to Jeff?

  311. So our governor has been subpeonaed in the case of giving CCW – information – the whole list – to the feds, against MO law. Is our media reporting it? No. Is our democrat attorney general investigating or prosecuting those who broke the law? Not a peep.

  312. Both boys have good strong long names so they’ll have great name plates on the Supreme Court bench.

  313. Wow it was 80 today supposed to only hit 60 tomorrow.
    Time to call it a night.

  314. Most likely the first of any sons with whom I am blessed will be named Harold, after my father’s father.

  315. Vmax, we might be getting frost overnite. Tomorrow may get up to 55.

  316. Imma sleep now. Night folks.

  317. My oldest has my grandfather’s as his nickname and the youngest’s middle name is my FiL’s nickname.

  318. Hawt sweaty dreams, Leon.

  319. My family broke it Cyn. In Scotland your middle name is the mothers clan name.

    My Grandfather, father,brother, me, and nephew all have Craig for our middle name.

    Alas no one married a Scot so we are stuck in a 113 year rut.

    Here Scottish Lass! Come here!

  320. >>>Wow Wiser, cool interview!!! Do you do karaoke at the record store?

    You ever see where I interview myself?

  321. You know who I like? The Duggars.
    I wonder how I can fix my son up with one of the daughters. I’d for sure get me some grandbabies.

  322. Vman, the boys have my maiden name as their second middle name; we have no more males to carry it on, but I did not want the name to die.

  323. We did 28 this morning. The “Usual” last frost is April 15. This global warming is suckin’…

  324. Good on you Cyn

  325. Whut? Should I get one for Zeke?

    http://tinyurl.com/blt9e4n

  326. night all…gonna take a nap before I wake the boy up to continue night-time training for dry bed.

  327. I started working on a road and utility job in Galveston today. I have 3 days to check for errors. Bradenton has elevations of 5-20′ asl
    Most of Houston is 100-150′ asl

    Galveston is rather like Bradenton elevation wise.

  328. co worker admitted. gallstones. Surgery tomorrow am.

  329. nite kids

  330. Damn. Two hours on the road and I missed a lot.

    Oso, sorry for your shit day.

    Wiser, sorry for your coworker.

    Cyn, can I haz hug, no ass hands?

    Good on you, Vmax, at least someone’s day wasn’t a shitburger.

  331. Kilt.
    It.
    Ded.

  332. Not so fast…

  333. **stabs it one or two times more**

    Where the hell have YOU been, Lippy?

  334. Every time when I look in the mirror
    All these lines on my face getting clearer
    The past is gone
    It went by, like derp to dawn

  335. I’ve been around, under the weather and lurking, thus depriving the world of my amazingly uh, something comments. How are X-Mom and Sean-Mom?

    Mine’s having her knee replaced next week and I’m headed back to help out during her recovery. She had her other one done a few years ago and was up in a couple of days, so I hope it goes as well this time too.

  336. Mom had a doctor’s appointment today. She has to wear her brace for at least another month, but the doc said it appeared that the dislocation was basically a freak accident–her hip joint appears to be fine.

  337. XMom is doing better. She’s been feeling awfully puny for about 5 months, but recently took a turn for the better.

  338. Good news all around, glad to hear it.

  339. http://tinyurl.com/cyqeb69

    Good morning all!

  340. wakey wakey

  341. I’m up. Big day today.

  342. I’ve got office all day. My Monday office was replaced by assisting my partner in a case so there’s going to be a shitload of paperwork waiting on my desk. First thing for the morning is Botox injections in a few leg muscles (for spastic muscles>>>not cosmetic!)..

  343. Dave should try that for his foot.

  344. “Swedish modeling scouts try recruiting teens at anorexia clinics”

    Title of an article in the local Bangor paper via Salon.

    Paging Willie Sutton….Mr Sutton….Hello?!

  345. Nowadays I bet he could find a Podiatrist willing to do it—for a fee. About half of my patients are on Mainecare (Medicaid) which is why I now work for the hospital and really don’t get involved in the financial aspect except quarterly meetings where they tell us how bad we’re fucking up the budget.

  346. What’s the bigness of the day, MJ?

  347. “Swedish modeling scouts try recruiting teens at anorexia clinics”

    Simply brilliant.

  348. sup my ninjas?

  349. Just work stuff. Nothing cereal.


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