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Big Boob Friday

Hi there, frog eaters. I guess its a holiday weekend, so lets just get this part out of the way…Thank you Jesus and God or whatever for making chicks with big, fluffy, bouncy, perky tits. I’d also like to thank you for girls that don’t fit the title of this post. I dig girls of all types and truth be told, I’d probably choose fit girls over curvy any day. Just not mannish, like Leon’s trannies. Amen. PS, vagina is awesome too! Thanks for that!!!

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True Story: My friend Tony and I were at a show featuring about 15 bands, all of totally different genres. We were wandering through the Cuban Club basement (Will clapping politely, Tony chugging a beer in the foreground, and MJ with a mullet FUBAR) to get a drink and happened to run across The Pack AD. I looked over from the bar and saw two grungy girls blowing the room away. We ended staying there for the rest of the show and bought the band–Becky and Maya–a beer afterward. They gave us a signed album. An actual album, made of pressed vinyl. I would have tried to get in Becky Black’s pants, but I was in love or something stoopid like that. Love sucks. I LOVE YOU BECKY BLACK!!!!!!

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This week’s model is blonde, so I don’t give a shit about her. Please give a lukewarm welcome for Jess Davies. She has natural boobs and blah blah blah, something something something. Jergens.

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NO TEST, MOAR BOOBS!!!!!!!!!

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March 29, 2013
Categories: American Hero, cereal, Chief Grumpybutt, Federal Witness Protection Program, FUCK YOU ICE, I'm 7 Indians, meghan mccain fat, No Drama, pets, POON!, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ

518 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 7:29 am

    This post sucks more than Nina Hartley.

  2. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 7:46 am

    Is this one a tranny as well?
    I am not looking. Not looking. Lalalalala

  3. Comment by pepelp2 on March 29, 2013 8:01 am

    Morning children. Thanks MJ.

  4. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 8:07 am

    Morning.

  5. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 8:14 am

    Wakey wakey

  6. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 8:17 am

    I dreamed I was bartending and waiting on MJ and Mrs MJ.

    I can’t remember what they ordered, but something with Absolute.

    How pedestrian.

  7. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 8:25 am

    How did they tip?

  8. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 8:28 am

    Early boobs, and she’s not a bog beast either.

    …

    You feelin ok MJ?

  9. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 8:30 am

    I think MJ needs to make a Brandy Alexander one of these weeks.

  10. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 8:30 am

    How did they tip?

    I couldn’t find the Absolute.

    You know how things go in dreams.

  11. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 8:31 am

    Did Leon survive the night?

  12. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 8:36 am

    We don’t know Scott.

    *worries.

  13. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 8:36 am

    Death by angry, zombie opossum … that’s got to suck.

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 8:41 am

    I was wrong about never sleeping again. 10 hours.

    I should murder varmints with yard tools more often.

  15. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 8:48 am

    Well, I hope I murdered it. I haven’t checked the bricks yet.

  16. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 8:49 am

    Absolute? Sounds more like a nightmare. Were you out of Chopin, Belvedere, Grey Goose, Stoli, and Kettle One?

  17. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 8:50 am

    I was going to make a brandy alexander this week, but I needed to pick up cream. That would have been two trips.

  18. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 29, 2013 8:51 am

    Kick-ass song, MJ.

    It is Good Friday, and there is sauerbraten marinating in the fridge. Hope y’all have a great day.

  19. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 8:53 am

    Thanks Romafritopie. We were pretty out of our minds that night, but I thought the band was awesome.

    Becky Black can play.

  20. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 9:13 am

    More schnitzengruben? Baby please, thirteen is my limit.

  21. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 9:15 am

    I got through the first 26 seconds.

  22. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 9:23 am

    Good morning.

    I felt badly for blondes when I read what MJ said about them. That’s not nice, MJ.

    *scrapes finger at MJ*

  23. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 9:34 am

    Never dated a blond for more than an evening. I’m not saying their not great company.

  24. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 9:35 am

    they’re

  25. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 9:40 am

    Oh right. There.

  26. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 9:43 am

    Blondes are great company.

  27. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 29, 2013 9:44 am

    Where’e The Chief? Found some things that DG absolutely MUST HAVE:

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/littlegoodall

    If only Rebecca were still “little”……

  28. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 29, 2013 9:46 am

    Oh, and lovely young lady today, MJ. Haven’t had a chance to check out the links yet – is the Kate Upton “Easter Bunny” video among them, perhaps? 😛

  29. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 9:49 am

    I’m not super-attracted to blondes either. Watching Emma Stone (the smoky brunette from Zombieland) as a blonde was the worst part of Amazing Spider Man.

  30. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 9:50 am

    Yikes. What’s the problem? We’re all the same species!

  31. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 9:53 am

    If I never see another photo of Jim Carrey with his wide open cum dumpster of a mouth, it won’t be too soon.

  32. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 9:55 am

    We’re all the same species!

    Loosely put, yes.

    I do not consider you the same species as Elana Kagan, or Sonia Sotomayor.

  33. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 9:55 am

    Dave has no problems with blondes.

    Or any other girls either.

  34. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 9:58 am

    I don’t know, Laura, I really don’t. I can’t explain it. It’s like my deal with knowing that Kaley Cuoco is attractive, but not being attracted to her at all. Strangely, Melissa Rauch is on the short list (heh) of blondes I find motivating.

  35. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 9:59 am

    Elena Kagan is a man. She was in that movie Hitch with Will Smith.

  36. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 10:04 am

    I do not consider you the same species as Elana Kagan, or Sonia Sotomayor.

    Thank you.

    Although, that’s slightly funny in light of my avatar.

  37. Comment by pepelp2 on March 29, 2013 10:05 am

    I go for brunettes as well.

  38. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 10:06 am

    Even your avatar is an improvement over those two.

  39. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 10:10 am

    Someone, I think Treacher, linked a pic of Ruth Bader Ginsburg when she was a young woman.

    http://tinyurl.com/d8yjnf8

    She was really quite pretty.

  40. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 10:12 am

    I like all types of women species and am particularly partial to gingers. However when I date a blonde I am inescapably drawn to stick thin stick straight ones. I do not know why.

  41. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 10:17 am

    Hotbride has been through an arduous process for a couple months now, interviewing for a general manager position at a very successful local food cooperative, that she really wanted to get.

    They just called and offered her the job – FINALLY.

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 10:19 am

    Congrats to Hotbride.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 10:20 am

    Hotspur, I didn’t check this morning. Did you come move the bricks and dig up the body to mess with me yet?

  44. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 10:21 am

    Congrats to Hotbride!

  45. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 10:21 am

    Good morning, cool kids.

  46. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 10:21 am

    Yay, Hotbride!

  47. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 10:25 am

    Yay HotBride! How was dinner with the liberals, Hs?

  48. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 10:27 am

    Worst paella ever. Seriously.

    One of the guys teaches labor law at Michigan. I had a few spirited exchanges with him.

    The topic of school vouchers came up, and that produced a few animated exchanges.

    These people are not accustomed to having their echo chamber invaded.

    But it was all good.

  49. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 10:29 am

    Worst paella ever. Seriously.

    I’m so sorry. I figured at least the food would be unobjectionable.

  50. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 10:33 am

    The interesting thing about the voucher thing, was that the labor prof. helps his son out to the tune of $30,000 per year to send his granddaughter to an elite middle school in SoCal – a fucking MIDDLE school. All of them are against vouchers.

    The only young people these kinds of folks come into contact with are the college kids. I remarked that they don’t have to deal with the job applicants I get who can barely read or write. Carpenters need to know geometry, which involves algebra. Forget it.

  51. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 10:34 am

    Where is Mare?

    Yesterday, for no reason she wished death by fire, SOTU and Pelosi upon me. I want to tell her that I am still alive!!! And my lips are unsullied by Pelosi.

  52. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 10:37 am

    Not so fast, Tushar, the Pelosi effect is like leprosy. It takes time for body parts to start falling off.

  53. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 10:39 am

    MKH has something here http://hotair.com/archives/2013/03/28/yes-liberal-friends-the-government-is-protecting-you-from-delicious-local-food/

    Wedge issue. I like it.

  54. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 10:42 am

    Hotspur, I was wearing this when Pelosi approached to kiss me:
    http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4758068798292293&pid=1.9&w=300&h=300&p=0

    Also, I survived, and gained strength, by watching this SOTU address, Jan 2002

  55. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 10:51 am

    Leon, my wife and I have dealt with those issues at length. When she owned the inn she liked to set up a stall at the farmer’s market in Frankfort to sell bread, sun-dried tomato spread, cookies, etc. All made in the restaurant kitchen. The labeling regs were ridiculous.

    Our daughter was selling homemade baked goods at the local Dixboro farmer’s market last summer, and the regs became so onerous, there was no way she could make any money.

  56. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 10:53 am

    Hot Air is still around? Huh.

  57. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 10:55 am

    Also, I miss W. He wasn’t perfect, but he had good character for a President.

  58. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 10:58 am

    No Trudy, No Peace.

  59. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 11:01 am

    Excellent job on the bewbs today, MJ. Even if she is a blonde and wears a headband around her funbags in one pic and has a pointy ass in another. She seems to know how to make muffins so there you go.

  60. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 11:09 am

    Joel Salatin writes about a lot of that stuff in his books, Hotspur. I hadn’t really known until I started getting our farm set up. As a purveyor of black-market eggs, it’s a personal concern of mine. About the only thing you don’t need papers for anymore is the stuff you make for yourself. Farming for yourself only is nice, but it’s equivalent to poverty if you can’t sell or trade anything.

    The raw milk is what really gets me. Anyone can pasteurize, so buying it raw doesn’t mean I’m consuming it raw, just that I can take the time to do it right and keep some of the nutrition that flash-pasteurizing destroys. Or make raw milk cheese, which is almost impossible to sell at a profit after compliance costs.

  61. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 11:09 am

    I was also sad that Trudy was camera-shy, but the drink sounds tasty.

  62. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 11:28 am

    We are so over regulated it makes me very angry. I emailed my immigration reform senator Rubio asking him to work on regulation reform rather than immigration.

    I reminded him that illegal immigration was just the very tip of illegality. Every one that takes someones SSN is a tax fraud and identity thief. Did I mention that they all claim 10 dependents and defraud the government? Yes I did. I also reminded him of the 3 illegals that have hit my car and did not carry insurance.

    I am afraid I went on quite a bit and probably am on some sort of watch list now.

    But mostly I ranted about stop spending and over regulation.
    Kind of

  63. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 11:40 am

    Nice job on the bewbage, MJ.

    And thanks for FINALLY including something in your videos that we can use as a reference to determine your actual size.

    I do think using a hundred dollar bill as wall hanging is a little wasteful, but who am I to tell others what to do with their money?

  64. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 11:43 am

    I’m so terrified that I’m finally going to meet MJ someday and find out he’s taller than me.

  65. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 11:46 am

    I’m so terrified that I’m finally going to meet MJ someday and find out he’s taller than me.

    kinda like an gnome being afraid of meeting a hobbit?

  66. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 11:49 am

    kinda like an gnome being afraid of meeting a hobbit?

    I suspect it’s similar.

  67. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 11:50 am

    …than I.

  68. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 11:54 am

    Whew! I reread my comment looking for a “than I”
    Then I read Leon’s “than me” and relaxed.

  69. Comment by Jimbro on March 29, 2013 11:54 am

    Height does not equal stature.
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    HA!!!! I can’t believe I said that.
    Nice bewbs on the blond Short Stack

  70. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 11:56 am

    Both forms have merit:

    http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/than-I-versus-than-me.aspx

  71. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 11:57 am

    Not on this blog.

  72. Comment by beasn on March 29, 2013 12:00 pm

    How tall are you, leon?

  73. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 12:02 pm

    5’4″ or so. It varies by an inch depending on activity.

  74. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 12:03 pm

    I was 5’5″ when I got my first driver’s license, but that was early in the morning.

  75. Comment by beasn on March 29, 2013 12:03 pm

    And regarding the opossum….my FiL is an old farm boy and if he catches one on his property, he gets out his shovel and removes the head posthaste.
    Few years back, one made the mistake of leaving it’s nest of babies where he could find it.

  76. Comment by beasn on March 29, 2013 12:05 pm

    I am 5’4″. I am shorter than MJ. (not by much if I remember correctly, but then senility is setting in)

  77. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 12:09 pm

    3 of the people I work with are shorter than me, 3 are taller. I’m a little over 5’3″.

  78. Comment by mare on March 29, 2013 12:10 pm

    She seems nice, MJ.

    Good for Hotbride, Hotspur!

    H2 is on a streak.

  79. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 12:11 pm

    I’m probably shorter. I’m wide, though. I’ve got that going for me.

  80. Comment by Pendejo Grande on March 29, 2013 12:17 pm

    I’m either 6’2″ or 14″. Depending on whether I’m standing up or lying down.

  81. Comment by mare on March 29, 2013 12:19 pm

    I like PD’s avatar.

  82. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 12:20 pm

    Sasha and Malia are now in Sun Valley?

    Don’t tell Car in.

  83. Comment by Michael on March 29, 2013 12:20 pm

    Excuse me, point of order.

    Pics #3 and #4 do not actually show boobs, but rather draw attention to a different bi-lobal anatomical feature.

    I accuse MJ of being off topic.

    Also, major fail for not showing us Trudy. Try luring her with a cookie next time.

  84. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 12:22 pm

    They will probably go to Hawaii for dinner tonight.

  85. Comment by mare on March 29, 2013 12:24 pm

    Malia and Sasha work hard for our Country. They deserve the best!

  86. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 12:27 pm

    Anagram:

    Sasha Malia = has a salami

  87. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 12:27 pm

    I think it’s hilarious that Trudy runs away from MJ when he calls her.

  88. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 12:27 pm

    Is it just me, or does this weeks model have sharp shoulders? We’ve all seen sharp elbows, but her shoulders look really pointy.

  89. Comment by pepelp2 on March 29, 2013 12:38 pm

    I’d like to try selling meat for profit, but shudder to think what the regs would be like. Right now, friends generally take half a steer when we butcher one. The meat processor stamps “not for sale” on each packet.

  90. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 12:39 pm

    The beef I buy from the grassfed dairy has that same stamp, Pepe.

  91. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 12:43 pm

    I’m so terrified that I’m finally going to meet MJ someday and find out he’s taller than me.
    ——————-
    I am taller than you.

  92. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 12:47 pm

    Shit.

  93. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 12:48 pm

    *start bulking, so he can at least be larger*

  94. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 29, 2013 12:57 pm

    I’m so terrified that I’m finally going to meet MJ someday and find out he’s taller than me.

    Be afraid, leon. Be very afraid.

  95. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 29, 2013 12:58 pm

    The meat processor stamps “not for sale” on each packet.

    The beef I buy from the grassfed dairy has that same stamp, Pepe.

    Wait, what?

  96. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 12:59 pm

    My fears have already been realized, Jay.

    *orders 3 5# tubs of whey isolate*

    Now I just need to mitigate the blow to my fragile psyche.

  97. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 29, 2013 1:01 pm

    Hah, I just saw that MJ slipped in there, and stole my thunder.

  98. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 29, 2013 1:01 pm

    The most important question of the day:

    Where are the bricks? Have the moved?

  99. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 1:04 pm

    I was too afraid to check this morning. I’ll look when I go home.

  100. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 1:04 pm

    Leon is much taller than MJ if they are both lying down.

  101. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 1:14 pm

    This post has been updated with a Trudy and Ripper video.

  102. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 1:16 pm

    Are you saying Mj has a tiny penis?

  103. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 1:20 pm

    I think it has more to do with my jacket size being a 48S, Hotspur.

  104. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 29, 2013 1:21 pm

    This post has been updated with a Trudy and Ripper video.

    Haha. “Yeah, you’re brilliant”

  105. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 1:23 pm

    “Trudy, get confused.”

    I need to teach our dogs that command.

  106. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 1:35 pm

    This post has been updated with a picture of my penis.

    No it hasn’t, you pervs. Jeez.

  107. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 1:39 pm

    This post has been updated with a picture of my penis.

    With a zoom factor of 250%, it looks just like a penis, only smaller.

  108. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 1:40 pm

    Scrolled for nothing.

    Bwahahahahahaha!

  109. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 1:40 pm

    Guzizzah, my dilznoofuses.

  110. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 29, 2013 1:42 pm

    Scrolled for nothing.

    Both literally and figuratively.

  111. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 1:44 pm

    Now that we’re a dick blog, I’d just like to let you know….

    COCK!

  112. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 29, 2013 1:46 pm

    Cyn,

    Bush felt that he was called to be President, and even liked the challenge of the job, but you could tell that he hated the pomp and circumstance.

    If he could have moved his office to Crawford permenantly he would have.

  113. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 1:48 pm

    Now that we’re a dick blog

    Did I miss some kind of ban amnesty?

  114. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 29, 2013 1:53 pm

    He worked a lot in Crawford, even built accomodations for Secret Service. But the media still calls that vacation. I’ll admit that it’s away from the White House, but it’s not the same as the vacations that the Bamster is getting away with now.

    Even Carter used to go to Camp David more than vacationing.

  115. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 1:57 pm

    “Sit, Ubu, sit… Good dog.”

    “Woof!”

  116. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 1:57 pm

    TFG is all about the Imperial Presidency. Same with the Mooch.

  117. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 1:57 pm

    Bowl of Easter dicks for the Dick blog

    http://tinyurl.com/86pl6fv

    Maybe nsfw

  118. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 2:00 pm

    I don’t even know what this means but it contains two relevant words:

    http://tinyurl.com/cl4968r

  119. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 29, 2013 2:10 pm

    Laura, that kitten is plotting someone’s destruction…

  120. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 2:17 pm

    L to R: My oldest, My youngest

    http://tinyurl.com/chahvp7

  121. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 2:18 pm

    TFG is all about the Imperial Presidency. Same with the Mooch.

    Coming soon to a fashion mag near you: “The Purple Toga–A Hot New Look You’re Not Allowed To Wear”

  122. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 2:20 pm

    I hope to be as ridiculously self-unaware as TFG someday.

    He’s the pinnacle of the LIV public.

  123. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 2:30 pm

    Ugh… I think those Twitter embeds are making the page pop back upwards again for me today. Stoopid WerdPuss.

  124. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 2:33 pm

    I would think that even LiVs would be outraged that he shut down the WH tours.

  125. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 2:38 pm

    Sorry! I fix.

  126. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 2:41 pm

    This post has been updated with a picture of my penis.

    Unlike money in Cyprus, withdrawal is imminent.

  127. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 2:45 pm

    Hey, where did the cute animal pics go?

    /Maybe I’m just like my mother

  128. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 2:47 pm

    Oddly, while Bush seemed to eschew the perqs of being President, and TFG gleefully seizes them, it was Bush who seemed more regal.

  129. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 2:48 pm

    His fairy tale just ended. 29k will just be a start on the pile of cash.

    http://tinyurl.com/bw2wzyn

  130. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 2:49 pm

    OMG y’all, some old white republican congressman called undocumented workers “Wetbacks.” Maybe, we’ve been approaching Benghazi and Fast & Furious from the wrong direction if we want media coverage.

  131. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 2:51 pm

    XB, more Presidential. I just want to sweep TFGs legs every time they show the POS with his feet on our desk.

  132. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 2:56 pm

    I’m from the school that says “don’t give your enemy the stick to beat you with”. He’s an idiot for saying wetbacks.

    Memo to Republicans: don’t mention rape, don’t mention wetbacks. It’s not that hard.

  133. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 2:59 pm

    While I agree with you David, it is still glaringly obvious that certain people are allowed to speak a certain way while others are not.

  134. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 3:00 pm

    Dave is just sensitive to ‘wet’ being used as a pejorative.

  135. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 3:01 pm

    I think it’s generally safe for Republicans to recite cowboy poetry.

  136. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 3:04 pm

    DiT, that is why we need all GOPers to treat the media like Newt did. Always be aware of the gotcha and turn the question on the MFM. We are supposed to leave Sasha and Malia out of it, but Piper gets sued for having a lemonade stand? Biden and Reid get away with being blatant racists and never get called on it?

  137. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 3:06 pm

    Of course it is. Double standard. It exists. I have accepted this reality and I still think he’s an idiot.

    Also saying “Joe Biden said it first!” is kind of a pussy cop out.

  138. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 3:07 pm

    Actually, Piper had to shut down her lemonade stand, Sarah got hit with a nuisance suit by that douchebag D-Rat that was using Alaska’s stupid laws to harass Sarah.

  139. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 3:07 pm

    I agree with you Oso, and I also note I never heard Newt use the expression “wetback”. Because he isn’t dumb.

    It’s no different than when Mark Kelly goes on his gun-grabbing sob story tour, then gets caught buying a used AR-15. Sorta weakens his credibility on the whole gun control thing.

  140. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 3:08 pm

    Pussy cop is an unintentionally hilarious phrase.

  141. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 3:10 pm

    Cyn, quit being such a pussy cop.

  142. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 3:11 pm

    Pussy cop?

    I want to join the force Sarge. Where do I sign up?

  143. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 3:11 pm

    Pussy cop

    “Pussy fuzz” would be too easily misunderstood.

  144. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 3:12 pm

    They killed his partner.

    He cried like a little girl.

    Jonah Hill IS…

    PUSSY COP

  145. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 3:13 pm

    One congressman on a radio show in AK gets all that coverage and we still don’t know why our Ambassador was meeting with a Turkish representative that close to a secret CIA annex that resulted in the death of 4 Americans.

  146. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 3:15 pm

    Hahaha Jonah Hill is perfectly cast as Pussy Cop.

  147. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 3:15 pm

    This is apparently a thing that exists already, so we may be a little late…

    http://tinyurl.com/bwd7f72

  148. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 3:17 pm

    *cancels application for AMEX black card

  149. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 3:24 pm

    We need another AZ meatup.

    http://tinyurl.com/borvvde

  150. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 3:24 pm

    PJ is the nip police and Cyn is pussy cop. Can I be the angry Lt.?

  151. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 3:36 pm

    WHAT’S NEW PUSSY COP? WHOOA OHO OH OHOH A
    WHAT’S NEW PUSSY COP? WHOOA OHO OH OHOHAA OOOOOH

  152. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 3:52 pm

    I had to wade through a whole lot of filth to find that cute T-shirt, by the way.

    You’re welcome.

  153. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 3:53 pm

    Thanks, Sean.

  154. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 29, 2013 3:59 pm

    PJ is the nip police and Cyn is pussy cop. Can I be the angry Lt.?

    I can be the fat, sassy comic relief.

    Someone else will have to write my lines……

  155. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:04 pm

    PJ is the nip police

    Speaking of nips….

    I’m not saying that MJ is tiny, but those bottle he uses to make the drinks in the videos?

    nips.

    Don’t they look so big in his hands?

  156. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 4:05 pm

    I’ll play Cousin Oliver.

    //cancels series

  157. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 4:05 pm

    Tifw, I don’t think comic relief character comes into buddy cop movie until the sequel.

  158. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 4:08 pm

    Ted McGinley is the new cousin Oliver and even he is old.

  159. Comment by TGSG on March 29, 2013 4:08 pm

    “Cyn is pussy cop.”

    Doesn’t every good cop have an “inspector” to help them with the low down nitty gritty of the job?

  160. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 4:11 pm

    >>PJ is the nip police and Cyn is pussy cop.

    AoS has a commenter named Inspector Asshole.

  161. Comment by Pendejo Grande on March 29, 2013 4:18 pm

    I can be the fat, sassy comic relief.

    Someone else will have to write my lines……

    Either that or we’ll have to figure out how to make a 4 hour episode of a cop show commercially viable.

  162. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 4:19 pm

    Was there a pussy cop on One Tree Hill?

  163. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:20 pm

    Someone else will have to write my lines……

    *spoken in sassy “Queen Latifah” voice*

    “Oh no way in hells I’m gonna glue just one of those sons-a-bitches to the wall, honey.

    I’s gonna glue ten!”

    /scene

  164. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 4:21 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=YQK_Lfet29I

  165. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 4:25 pm

    AoS has a commenter named Inspector Asshole.

    He is assigned to the special investigative unit for proctological crimes.

  166. Comment by Pendejo Grande on March 29, 2013 4:25 pm

    AKA Killer Pussy

  167. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 4:26 pm

    Pussy Cop, sponsored by Gluten-Os. 100% gluten squares, filled with a gooey gluten center.

    Also, brought to you by the Arlen County Cuntry Club.

  168. Comment by Pendejo Grande on March 29, 2013 4:28 pm

    Inspector Asshole on the job.

    http://is.gd/sv15St

  169. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:33 pm

    Someone else will have to write my lines……

    *spoken in sassy “Queen Latifah” voice*

    “Oh no, honey, he ain’t gots the Celiac Disease, he gots the Maniac Disease!”

    *snap snap snap

    /scene

  170. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 4:34 pm

    Would a Pussy Cop get chased up a tree by a Crime Dog?

  171. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 4:35 pm

    Aint nobody got time fer dat.

  172. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 4:35 pm

    Some people are ballsier than others. But not as ballsy as this man:

    http://imgur.com/gallery/7mm5aF4

  173. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 4:36 pm

    I saw what you were talking about there Sean. “Pussy Cop” yields some colorful images….

    http://tinyurl.com/cs75bqu

  174. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:38 pm

    for MJ:

    http://www.crackle.com/c/deadmau5_Meowingtons_Hax_2K11_Toronto/deadmau5_Meowingtons_Hax_2K11_Toronto/2488032?c=US

  175. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:39 pm

    Anyone know where I can get some neon bracelets and some ecstasy?

  176. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 4:40 pm

    Someone else will have to write my lines……
    ———–

    Write your own lines!

  177. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 4:41 pm

    Anyone know where I can get some neon bracelets and some ecstasy?
    ————————
    No. Why, what have you heard?

  178. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 4:43 pm

    The last hour and a half of riffing on the phrase “pussy cop” is better than the last decade of Saturday Night Live. You can each pick one of these up on your way home…

    http://tinyurl.com/cazymuq

  179. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:45 pm

    No. Why, what have you heard?

    stop TOUCHING me!!!

  180. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 4:45 pm

    You can each pick one of these up on your way home…

    I guess they ran out of Nobel Prizes.

  181. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 4:47 pm

    Nobel Prizes are for schmucks.

  182. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:48 pm

    Ross Gellar was a man ahead of his time…

    All he needed was goofy headgear and some lights.

  183. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 4:49 pm

    Nobel Prizes are for schmucks.

    *blinks*

    Yes, and?

  184. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:49 pm

    In fact, are we sure Deadmau5 isn’t actually David Schwimmer?

  185. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 4:50 pm

    Take enough ecstasy and everyone is David Schwimmer. Or Jennifer Aniston.

    Unfortunately, no amount of drugs can make Friends funny.

  186. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 4:51 pm

    Unfortunately, no amount of drugs can make Friends funny.

    Try embalming fluid.

  187. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 4:52 pm

    Is there an exact right amount of X that I can take to get just Jennifer Aniston and not David Schwimmer?

  188. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:55 pm

    MJ, do these songs have names?

    Or is this really one big joke being played on everyone?

  189. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 4:55 pm

    As long as no one is Phoebe singing Smelly Cat, I think we can get the dosage correct.

  190. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 4:56 pm

    Yes. One, then wait 20 mins. Then another when its starts rolling in and out.

  191. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 4:56 pm

    I once misjudged the dose of X and got David Schwimmer and Lena Dunham.

  192. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 4:57 pm

    Lisa Kudrow was never attractive to me either. Ever.

  193. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 4:57 pm

    MJ, do these songs have names?
    Or is this really one big joke being played on everyone?
    ————————-
    They have names. The only thing I could compare it to is how you felt listening to Pink Floyd back in the day. Under the right influence it sort of makes sense.

    And its good for running. Long, boring and repetitive.

  194. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 4:57 pm

    I thought Friends was really funny when it was brand new. And I was in my mid…twenties…because at the time the jokes were fresh…

    HOLY SHIT I’M SO OOOOOOLD

  195. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 4:58 pm

    Yes. One, then wait 20 mins. Then another when its starts rolling in and out.

    *takes notes*

  196. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 4:58 pm

    I once misjudged the dose of X and got David Schwimmer and Lena Dunham.

    How could you tell them apart?

  197. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 4:59 pm

    I was living in Hartford and our neighbors would come over to hang out and watch TV and they were always drooling over Jennifer Aniston’s legs.

  198. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 4:59 pm

    Deadmau5: The Early Years

  199. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:01 pm

    they were always drooling over Jennifer Aniston’s legs.

    I preferred her breasts. They always seemed to keep that studio rather cold….

  200. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 5:03 pm

    She could have cut glass with those things most weeks.

    *changes name to Glass*

  201. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:04 pm

    The only thing I could compare it to is how you felt listening to Pink Floyd back in the day.

    I guess I can sort of see that. Kind of.

    I had an early Pink Floyd concert on videotape. Couldn’t sit through more than 10 minutes of it. Nothing but experimental noise.

    I guess that’s okay for a little bit, but a 2 hour concert of it?

  202. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 5:05 pm

    I once misjudged the dose of X and got David Schwimmer and Lena Dunham.
    —-
    How could you tell them apart?

    GAAAAAHHH!!!

  203. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 5:06 pm

    Every woman wanted “The Rachel” hair

    http://tinyurl.com/cmyjt3y

  204. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 5:06 pm

    It’s like bad Pat Metheny.

  205. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 5:07 pm

    Electronica is white noise. You aren’t supposed to enjoy it, it’s just there to drown out everything else.

  206. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:07 pm

    I’m about 25 minutes into this concert and I’m…. dumbstruck.

    Definitely see the need to take … something….. to sit through this and not think I got ripped off.

  207. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:08 pm

    It’s like bad Pat Metheny.

    zakly

  208. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:09 pm

    Electronica is white noise. You aren’t supposed to enjoy it, it’s just there to drown out everything else.

    Makes sense if you are at a dance club, but to voluntarily go to a concert of this?

    That would be like paying money to go see a concert of someone playing ring tones.

  209. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 5:11 pm

    Electronica is white noise. You aren’t supposed to enjoy it, it’s just there to drown out everything else.

    So, it’s like mainstream news programming.

  210. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:11 pm

    did you know that Aniston used to be really fat? Howard Stern used to advertise for a weight loss product and would have hot chicks come in to the studio who lost weight on that product and Aniston was one of them before she started acting.

  211. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 5:11 pm

    That would be like paying money to go see a concert of someone playing ring tones.

    The ghost of John Cage is glowering at you.

  212. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 5:13 pm

    I’d buy that, Wiser. It was more obvious in Leprechaun, but I just thought that was baby fat/freshman 15. She’s lucky she lost it early.

  213. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 5:14 pm

    A coworker has many gigabytes worth of techno music on his iPhone. Sounds like one song on repeat to me.

  214. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 5:15 pm

    We should make one of those sleep machines, but instead of Babbling Brook, put DeadMau5 on it.

  215. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 5:17 pm

    A friend of mine uses electronica to facilitate what he calls “code trance” where he’ll sit for about 10 hours and do nothing but write software and drink sugar-free red bull.

  216. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 5:17 pm

    I put the Fantasia soundtrack on when I’m having trouble sleeping.

  217. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 5:18 pm

    Wait, you mean this “deadmau5” and that video aren’t a joke?

  218. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 29, 2013 5:18 pm

    *hires Wiser to be scriptwriter for TiFW’s character on “Pussy Cop”*

    Just envision someone much shorter and paler than Queen L, m’kay? Thx!

    *blows air kisses*

  219. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 5:18 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/c7aaqbb

  220. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:19 pm

    well, I was able to take about 30 minutes of it and I have to stop now.

    repetitive, repetitive and repetitive.

  221. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 5:19 pm

    My wife made a video of me snoring. That must be some big log I was sawing. May be I can make a sleep machine with that sound.

  222. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 5:19 pm

    here he’ll sit for about 10 hours and do nothing but write software and drink sugar-free red bull.

    I’ve tested some of his code – I’ve seen better from the cat washing monkey.

  223. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:20 pm

    Wait, you mean this “deadmau5″ and that video aren’t a joke?

    well, it is, but not a “ha-ha” sort of joke.

  224. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 29, 2013 5:21 pm

    *reads upthread*

    Well, shoot – you guys moved on to techno music; just ignore my last comment……

  225. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 5:21 pm

    My wife made a video of me snoring

    Man, you must throw exciting parties…..

  226. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 5:22 pm

    but not a “ha-ha” sort of joke

    A cruel one, it seems.

  227. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 5:23 pm

    No, this guy writes amazing code. He’s very good. It’s not much fun to maintain and extend if you’re a guy like me*, but it usually does the intended job very well.

    *I code like a stonemason, he codes like an artist or possibly a cat burglar.

  228. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:23 pm

    A cruel one, it seems.

    Only if you have an affection for music….

  229. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 5:27 pm

    Dan and both dogs snore. It is like a snoring symphony. MaryAnn is snoring right now. Kind of cute.

  230. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 5:28 pm

    Dude makes 50K a night.

    He’s pretty much the one laughing.

  231. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 5:28 pm

    No, this guy writes amazing code. … It’s not much fun to maintain and extend …

    Sorry, Leon, but as a QA guy, I submit those are contradictory statements.

  232. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 29, 2013 5:28 pm

    I code like a stonemason

    Heh. Never thought of it that way.

    I try to classify code. Artist rarely enters my mind.

  233. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 5:30 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/cmfogl9

  234. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 5:31 pm

    He’s pretty much the one laughing.

    Making a good living off of the LIVs – more power to him.

    Has anyone ever done a cover of one of his “songs”?

  235. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 5:32 pm

    Deadmau5 ain’t bad. I’m guessing Wiser’s more a Freddie LeGrande kinda guy.

  236. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 5:32 pm

    Random Album Title is my one Deadmau5 disc and it’s not bad…

  237. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 5:32 pm

    Has anyone ever done a cover of one of his “songs”?
    ——————–
    hahahahaha

    Just a speak and spell.

  238. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 5:33 pm

    Dan and both dogs snore.

    I had a boyfriend who snored. He slept on the left and Doggy slept on the right. They took turns snoring in each of my ears.

  239. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 5:35 pm

    >>*I code like a stonemason, he codes like an artist or possibly a cat burglar.

    Leon, I prefer prpgrammers who code like stone masons. I want the software to be bulletproof, not fragile.

  240. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 5:35 pm

    Deadmau5 got me thru a shitload of cookie baking one day. Danced and rolled out cookie ball after cookie ball after cookie ball after cookie ball…

    And it drive my husband nuts that my son and I both dig Deadmau5.

  241. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 5:36 pm

    One of the reasons I use the deadmau5 avatar all of the time is that I have giant ears that stick out. I like the music, but thought it was a bit of a shot at myself too.

  242. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 5:38 pm

    I have never noticed that.

    *goes back up to watch drink vid*

  243. Comment by mare on March 29, 2013 5:39 pm

    You don’t have big ears that stick out. If you did, some jackass here would have already spent several posts yammering on about it.

  244. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 5:40 pm

    You’re full of shit, MJ. And you made me stop the concert to watch too.

    *puts hands on hips Pussy Cop Style*

  245. Comment by mare on March 29, 2013 5:42 pm

    Face Ripper is precious.

  246. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 5:42 pm

    Not searching for “Pussy Cop Style” images

  247. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 5:44 pm

    You don’t have big ears that stick out.

    He uses double-stick tape when in public.

  248. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 5:46 pm

    Chickenshit.

    It’s like this: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdn6eiz7xs1qfqx4io1_1280.jpg

  249. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 5:47 pm

    puts hands on hips Pussy Cop Style

    There are many examples of this on Vivid’s “Pussy Cop III: America’s Most Wanted” dvd.

    *I first read that as “puts hands on lips Pussy Cop Style”

  250. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:48 pm

    I was gonna listen to that whole concert, but I decided to just wait for his greatest hits collection to be released

  251. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 5:48 pm

    Not bad Cyn, kinda bad ass!

    MJ, don’t fret, there are several cultural icons with big ears:

    http://tinyurl.com/ck2zmpk

  252. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 5:48 pm

    Face Ripper is precious.
    ———————————–
    She’s my baby. She wears a pink hoodie with an embroidered skull in the winter and I don’t give a shit.

    11 years. No matter what has changed, she’s been my constant.

  253. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 5:50 pm

    *puts hands on hips Pussy Cop Style*

    Mind the elbows.

  254. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 5:50 pm

    I had to bing “Vivid”. True story.

  255. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 5:50 pm

    I was gonna listen to that whole concert, but I decided to just wait for his greatest hits collection to be released
    —————————————-
    Good call. That should be any day now.

  256. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 5:52 pm

    Mind the elbows.

    And the spike heels.

  257. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 5:54 pm

    Good call. That should be any day now.

    For real? I have had it in the back of my mind to pull together some of the best stuff on my own for in the car.

  258. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 5:54 pm

    One question. Is Pussy Cop clean shaven?

  259. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:54 pm

  260. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 5:56 pm

    I had to bing “Vivid”. True story.

    Yeah, right. Like we’re suppose to believe that?

  261. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 29, 2013 5:57 pm

    I had to bing “Vivid”. True story.

    Who had “March 29th” in the H2 pool for “The day that TiFW knows something naughty that Cyn didn’t”?

    Please see Rosetta to claim your used bullwhip(s)……

  262. Comment by wiserbud on March 29, 2013 5:57 pm

    >>>some of the best stuff

    “Best stuff?” Okay, now you’re just fucking with me. How would you tell the difference?

  263. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 5:57 pm

    I’ll burn you a few discs and mail them to you Cyn. I’m sure there’s a way to do it online but I have no idea how.

  264. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 5:58 pm

    Viv Thomas.

    There. I said it.

  265. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 5:58 pm

    For that link, wiser, I propose we have a new “artist”: deadwiser1

  266. Comment by agiledog on March 29, 2013 6:02 pm

    Gotta run, folks. Time to go home and take my lovely wife out to dinner. Enjoy the weekend.

  267. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 6:02 pm

    Really DJman? You can’t tell the difference from one song to the next?

    Okay, there’s some that sound similar, but for the most part they each have a different feel.

  268. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 6:04 pm

    That would be very cool, MJ. You need my snail mail?

  269. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 6:05 pm

    Happy Easter, AD.

  270. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 6:05 pm

    Yeah, send it to my email addy.

  271. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 6:06 pm

    Just look up Cyn Whore in the PHX white pages.

  272. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 6:06 pm

    MJ, there are websites where you can upload large files. They give you a url and sometimes a password. Anyone with that url and password can download. Zip all the files into a single .zip file, and upload.

    Look at option 4 here.
    http://www.ehow.com/how_4746395_send-large-files.html

  273. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 6:07 pm

    I had to bing “Vivid”. True story.

    Yeah, right. Like we’re suppose to believe that?

    You got me.

    *tee hees with that grin*

  274. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 6:08 pm

    Speaking of music, I can categorically state Pussy Cop was not a member of The Village People.

  275. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 6:09 pm

    Just look up Cyn Whore in the PHX white pages.

    Yeah, but there’s like three dozen of them.

  276. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 6:12 pm

    Yeah, but there’s like three dozen of them.

    Oh, well she’s the one on Easy Street.

  277. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 6:13 pm

    HAHA! Yes, that’s why I changed it to Pussy Cop Cyn.

  278. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 6:14 pm

    Check you mau5mail, MJ.

  279. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 6:22 pm

    How about a crossover show, where Pussy Cop meets Axe Cop?

    http://bit.ly/YYzkLZ

  280. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 6:22 pm

    Check you mau5mail, MJ.
    ——————
    Got it.

  281. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 6:23 pm

    …there are websites where you can upload large files…

    Thank you, Tushar!

  282. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 6:26 pm

    When I take HotBride out to celebrate tonight, would it be wrong to make her pay?

  283. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 6:28 pm

    Leon, I prefer prpgrammers who code like stone masons.

    Me too. It’s hell to knock down a wall, but by God the rest will stay standing if you need to do so.

  284. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 6:29 pm

    Kind of reminds me of Tangerine Dream. You familiar with them MJ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHpAZMIt8HE

  285. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 6:29 pm

    If you have to ask, yes.

  286. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 6:29 pm

    Heh. Axe Cop had Flute Cop.

  287. Comment by Andy on March 29, 2013 6:30 pm

    MCPO was suckered!

    http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/28/17504698-seniors-brainwashed-by-controversial-scooter-ads-doctor-says?lite=

  288. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 6:30 pm

    >>When I take HotBride out to celebrate tonight, would it be wrong to make her pay?

    She married you. Hasn’t she paid enough?

  289. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 6:31 pm

    One brick had been moved, but there was a canine paw-print nearby, and the ground was only disturbed from above, not below.

  290. Comment by Andy on March 29, 2013 6:31 pm

    >> MJ, there are websites where you can upload large files.

    Yeah, it’s called Dropbox. All the kewl kidz use it.

  291. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 6:33 pm

    Hahahaha

    Good point, Tushar.

  292. Comment by Andy on March 29, 2013 6:34 pm

    >> MCPO was suckered!

    Oh, wait, MCPO actually got a pretty good deal.

    Those stupid taxpayers were suckered.

  293. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 6:34 pm

    FileDropper.com allows for up to 5GB free.
    Nice.

  294. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 6:35 pm

    [i]Those stupid taxpayers were suckered.[/i]

    This is the role of taxpayers.

  295. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 6:36 pm

    box.net also gives you 5GB free, and has mobile apps

  296. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 6:36 pm

    My neighbor had a stake survey done this week. Based on line-of-sight, it looks like he may have gifted me his privacy trees.

    Going to have to get my own done at some point so I can trim those damn things when they threaten the fence. And so I know how far back I can clear-cut the woods if I want to plant some fruit trees.

  297. Comment by Andy on March 29, 2013 6:37 pm

    Waitafuckingminute! I’m a taxpayer!

  298. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 6:37 pm

    I use iCloud, bitches.

  299. Comment by Andy on March 29, 2013 6:38 pm

    We use angled brackets for html here like the rest of the free world, Orwell.

    Oh, except for Ace’s.

  300. Comment by Andy on March 29, 2013 6:39 pm

    iCloud is ghey.

    So … of course you do, sweetie.

  301. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 6:41 pm

    The only apples I touch have seeds.

  302. Comment by Hotspur on March 29, 2013 6:42 pm

    Road apples.

  303. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 6:44 pm

    Mulberries!

  304. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 6:45 pm

    We use angled brackets for html here like the rest of the free world, Orwell.

    I ate too much of Rubio’s garbage and went Ewok.

  305. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 6:48 pm

    I was thinking about pear and apple trees.

  306. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 6:49 pm

    Mulberries!!

  307. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 6:55 pm

    Marionberries.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marionberry

    They take six months to grow in federal prison. Fertilize with cocaine.

  308. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 6:55 pm

    Aren’t mulberries from a bush?

  309. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 6:58 pm

    Mulberries!

    http://tinyurl.com/cqr4pqv

  310. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 6:59 pm

    I love mulberries. They’re the best fruit ever.

  311. Comment by Andy on March 29, 2013 7:01 pm

    I was watching Duck Dynasty the other day, and they were eating muscadines. Mmmmm muscadines.

    We have a bunch of awesome vines of those things on the GA huntin’ land.

    Oh, sorry, you can’t grow those in your zone.

  312. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 7:03 pm

    Yeah, there’s an apple and pear orchard on my road, so I have a shot at those actually growing here.

  313. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 7:04 pm

    Aren’t mulberries from a bush?

    And we’re right back to Pussy Cop.

  314. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 7:06 pm

    Jewstin, I have a Mulberry tree, about 6 feet tall now. I planted it as a sapling years ago. They’re tasty but you have to time it right or the friggin birds get them right before you do.

  315. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 7:08 pm

    Just got our first little cherry tree a couple weeks ago. Going to put in some blueberry bushes too.

    Fruit trees take a few years to mature enough to produce anything.

    If I had planted the fruit trees I wanted to ten years ago when I first thought about it, I would have a heavy-producing small orchard right now. Such a dummy.

  316. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 7:09 pm

    White mulberries are a weed here. The red ones are mealy and good for drawing birds away from real fruit trees.

  317. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 7:10 pm

    My dad had a couple of really huge old mulberry trees behind his second house. He cut them down. Messy things.

  318. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 7:12 pm

    Mine is about 150′ from my house in a field. No muss, no fuss.

  319. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 7:14 pm

    Pears….wonderful. Apples, meh.
    If you want to make your own natural jellies, get a little quince tree, or get a couple branches of quince grafted onto your apple tree.

    They are chockablock with pectin and have one of the most delicious aromas in the fruit world. You can use quince to make jellies out of all other fruits.

  320. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 7:20 pm

    When I moved into my house here there was a quince tree/bush that was taking over the lawn by spreading gradually. Many other trees including maples were getting in on the party. It’s gone now.

  321. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 7:23 pm

    I grew up eating apples, so they appeal to me. They are also the easiest way to “farm” whitetail deer.

  322. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 7:24 pm

    A Grumpy Cat ‏@ExtraGrumpyCat 2h
    HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

  323. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 7:26 pm

    I planted three high bush blueberry 7 or 8 years ago and they’re pretty happy. Jersey, Northern and Patriot varieties bear at slightly different times so I’m eating blueberries from late July to late August. The mosquitoes are thick out in the fields then.

  324. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 7:31 pm

    Uterus Vagina
    Vagina Uterus

    COCK!

  325. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 7:35 pm

    Thanks Jimbro. I hate always having to be the one that points that out.

  326. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 7:36 pm

    I grew up eating apples, so they appeal to me. They are also the easiest way to “farm” whitetail deer.

    I hate plucking them from trees. If you drop them they bruise so easily.

  327. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 7:40 pm

    I grew up eating apples too! On our lot in Hartford we had cherries, grapes, and apples, and the neighbors had pears that they would trade us for some of our stuff.

    Later in the suburbs we had an apple tree, grapes, and wild black raspberries (‘Black caps’).

    The first few crunches into a super-crisp apple in October are great and traditional but after that I’m over it. Thinking about it now…I just don’t like very many hard, crunchy foods.

  328. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 7:42 pm

    Bruised apple = chicken/horse food.

  329. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 7:42 pm

    Thinking about it now…I just don’t like very many hard, crunchy foods.

    I guess I won’t be sending you any Poetry Ape brand crunchy figs.

  330. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 7:43 pm

    Bruised apple = chicken/horse food.

    No, I meant dropping the deer. Sometimes they’re up in the high branches.

  331. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 7:45 pm

    Crunchy apples are the only kind worth eating.

  332. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 8:03 pm

    I know. Soft apples are horrible. They don’t get sweeter and juicy like pears do.

    The first dozen bites of crispy-perfect apples are really great. That is quite enough for me, for some reason.

    Except for the exceptional apple crisp of course, which is totally different.

  333. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 8:08 pm

    Do you get honeycrisps in CT? We just started getting them here a few years ago. I’m yet to have a bad one, and they are about a dozen bites big.

  334. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 8:08 pm

    An apple a day…

  335. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 8:09 pm

    I was hoping that when I moved I could plant something fruity.

    I think Houston was a bad pick for fruit trees.

  336. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 8:13 pm

    Heh I go from the border of 9b and 10 to zone 9a

  337. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 8:14 pm

    http://www.austin360.com/news/lifestyles/food-cooking/move-over-washington-texas-does-have-apples-1/nRx4g/

    I had to look that one up, seems that they do have apple trees!

  338. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 8:14 pm

    Vmax. http://www.houstongardengirl.com/2011/01/fruit-tree-series-1.html

  339. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 8:15 pm

    I might be able to grow peaches

  340. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 8:22 pm

    I know there are chill hour cultivars of apples I have not tried any
    I bought blueberrys from here
    http://www.chestnuthilltreefarm.com/

  341. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 8:25 pm

    Yeah, I think I saw Honeycrisps on my last visit to an orchard. They are relatively new?

  342. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 8:27 pm

    New to me, at least. I think they’re a relatively recent hybrid. I’ll go ask the Bing.

  343. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 8:28 pm

    Yep, invented in 1991.

  344. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 8:28 pm

    OK, apparently they are derived from a cross of Macoun.

    http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/290441

    People in this area of central CT are seriously goofy for Macoun apples.

  345. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 8:29 pm

    Nope, invented in 1960 in MN, “released” in ’91.

  346. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 8:30 pm

    Every caution sign must be having some backstory.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/hAQNqzN

  347. Comment by ChrisP on March 29, 2013 8:42 pm

    Was at Safeway today. Honeycrisp apples were $3.49/lb!
    I can get meat for less.
    And I can’t afford meat…

  348. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 8:45 pm

    Kind of reminds me of Tangerine Dream. You familiar with them MJ?
    —————
    Kind of. I have one of their albums but I’ve only listened to it once.

  349. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 8:45 pm

    Apples are about 85% water, that makes them about $23 per lb.

  350. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 8:46 pm

    I got Tangerine Dream and my buddy got Kraftwerk.

  351. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 8:46 pm

    They are $2 here Chrisp, Braeburn are $1.50 and just as tasty

  352. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 8:46 pm

    Did anybody mess up anybody else’s complicated filing system today?

  353. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 8:50 pm

    They probably have hundreds of albums MJ and they range from suck to awesome.

    They are big in the movie sound track industry.

    Some of their stuff will make you think you are about to be murdered.
    Some of it will improve your mood.

  354. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 8:53 pm

    I don’t really have anything to say, but I hate having to keep scrolling down.

  355. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 8:57 pm

    Has anyone figured out what caused the scrolling glitch?

  356. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 8:57 pm

    Chris, you’re being ripped off or you’ve got a lot of shipping. I’ve never seen them here for more than $2/lb.

  357. Comment by Jewstin on March 29, 2013 8:58 pm

    I only like Granny Smith apples. Apples should be tart and crisp.

  358. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 8:59 pm

    I guess I won’t be sending you any Poetry Ape brand crunchy figs.

    You earned yourself another Peabody, Eric.

  359. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 9:00 pm

    Lily on the Beach a good one.

    Good running music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCq3G1nOcvQ

  360. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 9:09 pm

    DUCK!

  361. Comment by ChrisP on March 29, 2013 9:15 pm

    Leon,
    I’m in NW Washington. The apple state!
    I’ve no clue where Honeycrisp are grown. I think all the premium apples grown here are shipped elsewhere and we get the ‘culls’.
    I’m a fan of Granny-Smith and Gravenstein. I’ve never eaten a Honeycrisp, and probably never will, at that price…

  362. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 29, 2013 9:17 pm

    One of Mr. RFH’s roommates only had 5 albums. Three Tangerine Dream, one Supertramp, and I think the fifth one was Police’s “Ghost in the Machine”.

  363. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 9:17 pm

    “Has anyone figured out what caused the scrolling glitch?”

    Mare.

  364. Comment by MJ on March 29, 2013 9:18 pm

    Thanks Scott.

    Theiy’re.

  365. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 9:24 pm

    Here’s the one everyone knows

  366. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 9:25 pm

    OMG! It is going to be freezing cold here tonight! In the 50’s!

    I didn’t know Al Gore was in town…

  367. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 9:27 pm

    OT: Anyone see GI Joe, yet? I found out, no Scarlett, no Baroness = sigh

  368. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 9:29 pm

    “Has anyone figured out what caused the scrolling glitch?”
    —
    Mare.

    My horse once had scrolling glitch, but I called the Incredible Dr. Pol and after he put an arm up its ass, it cleared up.

  369. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 29, 2013 9:31 pm

    Dr. Pol lives about 1.5 hours NW of me.

  370. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 9:31 pm

    Oh and these guys

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp1CmNrgLzg

  371. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 9:31 pm

    O_o

  372. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 9:33 pm

    Dr. Pol lives about 1.5 hours NW of me.

    Only 90 minutes to the cure for every ill: an arm up the ass.

  373. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 29, 2013 9:33 pm

    Mundane, I think TiFW saw it.

    I’m trying to remember the last movie I saw in the theater. I missed “The Hobbit”.

  374. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 9:36 pm

    Mundane,
    I just saw the new GI Joe. This was my favorite part…

  375. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 9:39 pm

    I partied with these guys a couple of times.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkNYcmxKNA

  376. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 9:40 pm

    I think my sister is gonna watch my son for a while on Monday. She is making noises like she is thinking the blind date might end in disaster. Little things like, “Please don’t hurt her feelings by telling her she is stupid or uninformed…” Or “Don’t let her talk you into loaning her money.”

  377. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 9:41 pm

    If you’re really feeling sick, Dr. Brenda can put her arm up your ass. For example, the poor lad who slipped on the ice in Sean’s new G I Joe video could be fixed right up had he fallen near Dr. Pol’s office and someone had put an arm up his ass.

  378. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 9:43 pm

    Steve Morse was one of the best ever.

  379. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 9:45 pm

    Sean you ever hear the one with Lawrence Taylor’s stoned rant as part of it?

  380. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 9:49 pm

    G I Joe!

    Nice, but not enough arm.

  381. Comment by scott on March 29, 2013 9:54 pm

    Also, good running music

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkNYcmxKNA

  382. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 9:57 pm

    I saw Arm Up Your Ass open for GI Tract at the Orpheum

  383. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 9:57 pm

    Can’t. Stop. Laughing/Crying.
    But now I’m hungry.

  384. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 9:59 pm

    I saw Arm Up Your Ass open for GI Tract at the Orpheum

    They started out playing in the filing room at the gastroenterologist’s.

  385. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 9:59 pm

    Well, if you are talking about music, this, I think is the absolute nadir, the lowest of low point, of what passes as music.

  386. Comment by jimbro on March 29, 2013 10:02 pm

    A modern classic Tushar, thank you for reminding us that it exists

  387. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 10:03 pm

    I still quote this one at unsuspecting bystanders…

  388. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:09 pm

    I think is the absolute nadir, the lowest of low point, of what passes as music.

    It’s still a nice endorsement of Jheri Curl.

  389. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 10:14 pm

    No police officer ever looked more determined, more steely eyed, more serious and more ballsy while taking his oath than this:

    http://imgur.com/gallery/iUiPChP

  390. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 10:17 pm

    Tushar, I still think that is a masterpiece compared to anything sung by Beyonce

  391. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:20 pm

    Wiserbud told me this was one of the best music videos of the eighties.

    Or maybe it was just the nitrous oxide talking.

  392. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 10:21 pm

    OH- figs. My absolute favorite fruit as a child, and still now (when I can find them in the ethnic grocers).

    I was introduced to them as a kid because my moms best girlfriend’s mother had the biggest fig tree I ever saw in Hartford. Maybe ten feet tall, but branched out just as far with big thick branches, like a real native tree. It produced a blush-pink-on-green skinned fig.

    This nice old lady (probably my age now) would give me a folded piece of paper full of beautiful fresh figs to eat on the way home in the back of Mom’s Ford Fairlane 500. This is a treasured memory.

    Figs, they are a soft squooshy fruit. They do not ‘crunch.’

    Not under any circumstances.

  393. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:24 pm

    Figs are the Criss Angel of smooshy fruit.

  394. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 10:24 pm

    Laura, I love figs too. And I am willing to commit crimes to get my hands on dried figs.

  395. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 10:25 pm

    Fig seeds are crunchy though.

  396. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 10:27 pm

    I should not order Chinese when I’m really hungry.

    …

    ow.

  397. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 10:28 pm

    Dried, okay. But fresh is best. My uncle gave me a little fig tree last Autumn. It spent the Winter on my unheated porch, and is now spreading leaves indoors. Goes back outside soon.

    Its a ‘Brown Turkey’ variety, which is supposed to do well here.

    I have my eye on an Italian Honey. I really prefer the yellow figs now.

  398. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 10:28 pm

    We had a fig tree in the back yard in Irvine.

    Not bad.

  399. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 10:28 pm

    Fig Newtons are proof that Nabisco loves us and wants us to be happy.

  400. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 10:28 pm

    Where did Laura get figs? I thought we were talking Apples, Music, Dr Pol & hands up your ass, and Mundy’s blind date.

    Good luck Mundy

  401. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:32 pm


    Fig Newtons are proof that Nabisco loves us and wants us to be happy.

    I’ll tell you, they sure don’t make good liquor.

  402. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 10:34 pm

    Mundy, it’s not “loaning” her money if you pay for the blowjob.

  403. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 10:34 pm

    I am sure someone has made booze from figs George. I am not saying it is any good, but it was made and drank I am sure.

  404. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 10:35 pm

    Perhaps not, but they are a helluva complement to scotch.

  405. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 10:35 pm

    Wow, I forgot how much I enjoy Tangerine Dream. Thanks, Scott.

  406. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:36 pm

    Cheetos are proof Frito-Lay loves orange and wants us to be permanently stained.

  407. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:38 pm

    Hmmm… Fig eau-de-vie. Possibilities.

  408. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 10:38 pm

    I remember a Fig Brandy being on the market…

  409. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:39 pm

    Tangerine Dream did a great score for the film Sorcerer.

  410. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 10:42 pm

    >> I have my eye on an Italian Honey.

    Me too.

  411. Comment by lauraw on March 29, 2013 10:42 pm

    No one would waste precious figs on making liquor.

    *googles it*

    OK, apparently shitloads of people will waste precious figs on making liquor.

    But that doesn’t make it right.

    *googles it*

    OK, apparently that does make it right.

  412. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:42 pm

    One of the best likkers I ever et. Staying in a tiny town near Chinon, France, I bought pear moonshine from a local resident’s garage, a fifth for 10 euros. It smelled like pear rocket fuel and was intensely fruity, and bone dry. It mysteriously vanished in a week…

  413. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 10:44 pm

    Dave, bad news. Your pool is now second best in Texas.
    Look at last few photos.

    http://imgur.com/a/J3CZA?gallery

  414. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 10:48 pm

    Dave’s pool.

  415. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:49 pm

    Dave’s pool.

    It looks so small.

  416. Comment by Sean M. on March 29, 2013 10:50 pm

    Fig Dream is an underrated band.

  417. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 10:50 pm

    Only time I ever tried to do tequila shots, I coughed it out my nose. I swear I thought my face was on fire

  418. Comment by Cyn on March 29, 2013 10:50 pm

    It looks so small.

    Maybe just kinda cool the day they took that pic.

  419. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 10:51 pm

    I dunno…I thought Dave’s pool was shaped differently

  420. Comment by Vmaximus on March 29, 2013 10:51 pm

    Heh Laura!

  421. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:52 pm

    Apparently Kellogg had little success test-marketing Fig Loops cereal, so they went with mixed fruit.

  422. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 10:52 pm

    I heard Judy Chicago designed Dave’s pool.

  423. Comment by daveintexas on March 29, 2013 10:56 pm

    Yeah, I have this little be…..

    never mind.

    That’s pretty cool scary brown dude. I remember when they shot the gunnite they ran water over it for days while it cured.. that was late July and it was already hot.

    It was finished by Labor Day weekend.

  424. Comment by Tushar on March 29, 2013 10:58 pm

    Mundane, you have a blind date? Come on, you can’t be that ugly.

  425. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:03 pm

    With all the fruit talk, I’m not sure what “blind date” means.

  426. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 11:05 pm

    Mundy, it’s not “loaning” her money if you pay for the blowjob.

    I think I am still paying for the beejays from the ex-wife.

  427. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:05 pm

    back from bringing food.

  428. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 11:07 pm

    Tushar, I am. I as so ugly that mom had to tie a porkchop around my neck to get the dog to play with me. I am so ugly I can’t fall asleep, I am a walking nightmare.

  429. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:08 pm

    back from bringing food.

    *considers asking for sammich*

    *reconsiders*

  430. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:10 pm

    Sounds like mundane is the looker of H2.

  431. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:12 pm

    I’m not bringing anyone anything.

    I haven’t even eaten myself, and there’s nothing (non-meat)I can eat.

    criminey. I need a tuna sammich or something.

  432. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 11:14 pm

    The Easter Bunny hates you.

    http://tinyurl.com/dxyzxwn

  433. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 11:17 pm

    ^old

    and the video is ancient

  434. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 11:18 pm

    It’s not “old” it’s “evergreen.”

  435. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:20 pm

  436. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 11:22 pm

    Keep up, George, I posted that the other day, and Dave even posted the short version.

    It’s OLD.

    //hipster douche off

  437. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 11:22 pm

    Wasn’t “Evergreen” a Babs Striesand song?

  438. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 11:24 pm

    I wouldn’t know a Striesand song.

  439. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:25 pm

    It’s OLD.

    I’m OLD. And dead for 63 years. Harrumph.

    *slams coffin lid*

  440. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 11:26 pm

    Hey, you were the one who quoted it…

  441. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 11:26 pm

    Jus’ sayin’…

  442. Comment by mundane68 on March 29, 2013 11:30 pm

    George, that reminds me of a joke…

    Q: What do you think that President Lincoln would be saying if he was alive right now?

    A: Why does my head hurt and why am I in this small, airless box?

  443. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:32 pm

    Lincoln would be less terrified in his pine box than he would be if he saw what his nation has become.

  444. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:33 pm

    Cripes. Dad needs a ride to dialysis.

    5 hours from now.

    FML.

    I have another double tomorrow.

    So … I just worked 13 hours (on my feet, w/o food mind you) and I ‘m going to get (calculates) 5 hours of sleep and then work another 12 hours or so.

    FML.

    *cries

  445. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:33 pm

    *invites everyone to pity party.

    *calls dave

  446. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:38 pm

    *tries to pass Car in double scotch through DSL line*

  447. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:42 pm

    As for the fabled orgy, it turns out that dolphins are one of the most promiscuous animals on the planet. They don’t mate just for reproduction. They enjoy sex. It’s a social binder for them, like a handshake. On a good day a dolphin can have sex 50 times. Dolphins do it with everyone . . . old, young, big, small, even family members. Homosexual behavior is common, as is masturbation; dolphins have even been known to make advances at human beings. The dark side of the dolphin—the turd in the superpod—is that sometimes dolphin sex can be violent and nonconsensual. Rape and gang rape happens.

    http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/on-the-road/2013/03/dolphin-superpod-sea-orgy

    Oh my Gaia. Dolphins are Hostages.

  448. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:44 pm

    *attempts to retrieve double scotches sent through dsl line.

  449. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:48 pm

    I swam with dolphins once, and I can attest that they are randy.

  450. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:48 pm

    *owns comments

  451. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:49 pm

    And I thought you guys were party people.

  452. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:50 pm

    Sorry, a dolphin was rimming me. What did you say?

  453. Comment by osoloco11 on March 29, 2013 11:52 pm

    You need to wait a few minutes to drink your refreshing beverage.

  454. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:52 pm

    Sorry, a dolphin was rimming me. What did you say?

    I asked if you wanted any Vaseline.

  455. Comment by xbradtc on March 29, 2013 11:53 pm

    I knew, KNEW that post was gonna get linked here.

    You whores.

  456. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:54 pm

    Well, George’s scotch only came through so/so (my internet is sketchy, you will recall), but the vino I had on hand appears to be working it’s full medicinal magic.

    So I have that going for me. Which is nice.

  457. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:56 pm

    I’m just saying. When I swam with dolphins my leg kept getting hooked by something.

    I mean … yuck.

  458. Comment by Car in on March 29, 2013 11:57 pm

    I’m sure my emotions were similar to those felt by Dolly.

  459. Comment by George Orwell on March 29, 2013 11:57 pm

    I asked if you wanted any Vaseline.

    Thank you, no. But a cigarette would be nice.

  460. Comment by Tushar on March 30, 2013 12:02 am

    >>my internet is sketchy

    I prefer mine scotchy.

  461. Comment by daveintexas on March 30, 2013 12:05 am

    this is fuckin bullshit Carin didn’t call me.

    I called her.

    No. Answer.

  462. Comment by xbradtc on March 30, 2013 12:05 am

    That wasn’t a dolphin, Car in. ‘Twas me.

  463. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 12:08 am

    WooHoo! No pilgrims were run over today.

  464. Comment by George Orwell on March 30, 2013 12:08 am

    If you call Car in “Waitress!” she might answer.

    *ducks and runs*

  465. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 12:21 am

    I still have 5 teams alive in the Elite Eight

  466. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 30, 2013 12:27 am

    I’ll drink to Michigan beating Kansas.

    The only time I’ll cheer for Michigan.

  467. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 12:29 am

    Kansas fans are almost as obnoxious as Notre Dame fans. Almost. Meteor game for me.

  468. Comment by Tushar on March 30, 2013 12:34 am

    Someone show this to Jimbro. He needs to put it up in the hospital waiting room.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/1yuQczm

  469. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 12:38 am

    It needs to be in both Spanish and English. Sheesh. Rayciss!

  470. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 12:52 am

    Catholic rant. We are a nominally Catholic Culture. 24 Catholic churches in ABQ. Our new group manager pulled all the Fresh managers out of the clubs today for “Mentoring” exercises and training. Rotisserie Chickens were cooking at a regular Friday rate. Yeah…large % of the members weren’t eating meat today. We had record throws yesterday too. Hellooooo…who is buying chicken the day before they go “meatless?” Who is buying chicken on Good Friday? Total waste of food. $20

  471. Comment by xbradtc on March 30, 2013 1:06 am

    Fuck.

    Now I want some chicken.

  472. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 30, 2013 1:07 am

    Notre dame looked past ISU in the tourny, to their detriment. We stomped them good.

  473. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 1:07 am

    Dude, we were giving them away tonight. Two dollah! Still threw 15 chickens.

  474. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 1:09 am

    J’ames, that was a pick I didn’t mind missing! I H8 ND. H8.

  475. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 1:11 am

    My Lobos looked past Harvard. Harvard. Fack!!!!

  476. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 1:15 am

    True Story: I had tickets to the 83 Championship game. I’d been partying with out of town journos and fans all wknd and none of us wanted to go to the game. (One of my roomies was a Daily Lobo editor). Phi Slamma Jama and Jimmy V? Missed it. Watched on TV.

  477. Comment by xbradtc on March 30, 2013 1:18 am

    County sheriff’s chopper is overhead. Probably methheads in the next development doing stupid methhead tricks.

  478. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 1:18 am

    Dan’s Grandmother knew that Dan liked basketball. Heard that the parish priest had two tickets. Told him about her grandson. Dan went to the game with a priest. No hanky panky, just basketball. Dan witnesses NCAA history. Can’t cash in on the Catholic Lottery.

  479. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 1:19 am

    XB, what do they call ghetto birds in the desert? We still call them ghetto birds even though we don’t have a ghetto.

  480. Comment by xbradtc on March 30, 2013 1:22 am

    Landscapers.

  481. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 1:23 am

    Hahaha. I was so mad at the Landscapers this morning with their stupid blowers.

  482. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 1:32 am

    They built a hospital for the Westside a few miles up the arroyo from me. Closer to the houses than the Subsidized Apts. and my condo. Lights, helicopters landing 24/7, and sirens. HAHAHA Suck it NIMBYs!

  483. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 1:34 am

    I call the apartments the “White Trash Apts.” and I call the condo dwellers on the lower level “Bottom Feeders”

  484. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 2:51 am

    I’m an elitist.

  485. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 2:52 am

    Owning the comments until the West Coast derps in.

  486. Comment by osoloco11 on March 30, 2013 2:54 am

    Lottery dreams aren’t as fun any more since my bro and bitch SiL got divorced. I had plans. Funny plans. Oso will burn forever plans.

  487. Comment by Sean M. on March 30, 2013 3:05 am

    I’ll make you happy, baby, just wait and see
    For every derp you give me, I’ll give you three

  488. Comment by Pupster on March 30, 2013 7:02 am

  489. Comment by Pupster on March 30, 2013 7:06 am

  490. Comment by lauraw on March 30, 2013 7:10 am

    Dorkus tripped and turned his paw this morning during one of his routine fits of morning happy. He yelped and went tripod for a couple minutes.

    Seems okay now but I’m wondering if I should not walk him later. Maybe I’ll skip it today.

  491. Comment by Pupster on March 30, 2013 7:11 am

    Going in to the office this morning, better have breakfast.

  492. Comment by lauraw on March 30, 2013 7:14 am

    Hah! Seems like you’re really struggling to get yourself interested in that water.

  493. Comment by Pupster on March 30, 2013 7:15 am

    Morning happy.

  494. Comment by Pupster on March 30, 2013 7:18 am

  495. Comment by lauraw on March 30, 2013 7:32 am

    OK. Off to the meat market. Place is gonna be a zoo today.

  496. Comment by pepelp2 on March 30, 2013 7:33 am

    Morning children. Sleep, how does it work? I seem to have forgotten.

  497. Comment by lauraw on March 30, 2013 7:45 am

    OR, I can wait until Scott is good and ready to go.

    Yep.

  498. Comment by MJ on March 30, 2013 8:00 am

    I went to the I-talian market yesterday. Hoo-boy.

  499. Comment by scott on March 30, 2013 8:16 am

    MEAT!

  500. Comment by lauraw on March 30, 2013 8:17 am

    That comment looks good on your avatar, babe.

  501. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 30, 2013 8:24 am

    I’m pretty sure I completely failed at being meatless on Good Friday.

    Wheatless, though? Nailed it. Not to a cross or anything, but… crap. Nevermind, this is going nowhere good.

  502. Comment by Cyn on March 30, 2013 8:24 am

    Sleep, how does it work?

    A question for the ages.

  503. Comment by Car in on March 30, 2013 8:26 am

    wakey wakey 2

  504. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 30, 2013 8:30 am

    Car in, you have my sympathies for the short night. That was Thursday for me.

  505. Comment by MJ on March 30, 2013 8:34 am

    I sort of picked a weird time to read a book about atheism, I guess.

    Hitchen’s makes some good points, but others are clearly meant to obfuscate.

  506. Comment by Car in on March 30, 2013 8:35 am

    Actually, Leon, my husband took pity on my and took my dad. If I had two double shifts, with 4 hours of sleep in between – there would have been trouble. He works today too, but he occasionally gets to sit on his arse, and he closes the shop at 4.

  507. Comment by Cyn on March 30, 2013 8:38 am

    wakey wakey 2

    I’ll fix with a new poat. brb

  508. Comment by Cyn on March 30, 2013 8:39 am

    Your hubby is a good doobie, Carin. Go catch a few more zzz’s.

  509. Comment by Tushar on March 30, 2013 8:41 am

    Wiser?

    http://imgur.com/gallery/qKB4zLY

  510. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 30, 2013 8:41 am

    I’d read Hitchens over Dawkins. The Selfish Gene was okay, but it was more about the algorithms of selection and mutation than a polemic. I found it a very good primer when I went to do genetic algorithm programming. The rest of his books appear to be emotional polemics rather than informative treatises, and he only appears to attack Christian theism, rather than theism in general.

    Hitchens didn’t back down from the jihadis, and I respect the consistency.

  511. Comment by daveintexas on March 30, 2013 8:45 am

    You took the day off! Good job!

    10,000 Nobel Peace Prizes

  512. Comment by Jewstin on March 30, 2013 8:47 am

    Morning all.

  513. Comment by mare on March 30, 2013 8:48 am

    I was hoping Lauraw would take the day off. Have a real weekend!

    Good on ya!

  514. Comment by Car in on March 30, 2013 8:49 am

    I didn’t take today off. I work a double. I just didn’t have to take my dad to dialysis at 4:45. I have to pick him up in a bit, though.

  515. Comment by Car in on March 30, 2013 8:51 am

    OH right. stupid me.

    enjoy your dad Lauraw. I remember she mentioned that.

  516. Comment by Car in on March 30, 2013 8:51 am

    day not dad

  517. Comment by Cyn on March 30, 2013 8:51 am

    NEW POAT place to carry on…

  518. Comment by mare on March 30, 2013 8:52 am

    Don’t waste it here.

    I’ll do that for you!

    After my workout at 9:00.


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