Hi there, frog eaters. I guess its a holiday weekend, so lets just get this part out of the way…Thank you Jesus and God or whatever for making chicks with big, fluffy, bouncy, perky tits. I’d also like to thank you for girls that don’t fit the title of this post. I dig girls of all types and truth be told, I’d probably choose fit girls over curvy any day. Just not mannish, like Leon’s trannies. Amen. PS, vagina is awesome too! Thanks for that!!!
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True Story: My friend Tony and I were at a show featuring about 15 bands, all of totally different genres. We were wandering through the Cuban Club basement (Will clapping politely, Tony chugging a beer in the foreground, and MJ with a mullet FUBAR) to get a drink and happened to run across The Pack AD. I looked over from the bar and saw two grungy girls blowing the room away. We ended staying there for the rest of the show and bought the band–Becky and Maya–a beer afterward. They gave us a signed album. An actual album, made of pressed vinyl. I would have tried to get in Becky Black’s pants, but I was in love or something stoopid like that. Love sucks. I LOVE YOU BECKY BLACK!!!!!!
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This week’s model is blonde, so I don’t give a shit about her. Please give a lukewarm welcome for Jess Davies. She has natural boobs and blah blah blah, something something something. Jergens.
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NO TEST, MOAR BOOBS!!!!!!!!!
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Drink of the Week—Singapore Sling
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This post sucks more than Nina Hartley.
Is this one a tranny as well?
I am not looking. Not looking. Lalalalala
Morning children. Thanks MJ.
Morning.
Wakey wakey
I dreamed I was bartending and waiting on MJ and Mrs MJ.
I can’t remember what they ordered, but something with Absolute.
How pedestrian.
How did they tip?
Early boobs, and she’s not a bog beast either.
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You feelin ok MJ?
I think MJ needs to make a Brandy Alexander one of these weeks.
How did they tip?
I couldn’t find the Absolute.
You know how things go in dreams.
Did Leon survive the night?
We don’t know Scott.
*worries.
Death by angry, zombie opossum … that’s got to suck.
I was wrong about never sleeping again. 10 hours.
I should murder varmints with yard tools more often.
Well, I hope I murdered it. I haven’t checked the bricks yet.
Absolute? Sounds more like a nightmare. Were you out of Chopin, Belvedere, Grey Goose, Stoli, and Kettle One?
I was going to make a brandy alexander this week, but I needed to pick up cream. That would have been two trips.
Kick-ass song, MJ.
It is Good Friday, and there is sauerbraten marinating in the fridge. Hope y’all have a great day.
Thanks Romafritopie. We were pretty out of our minds that night, but I thought the band was awesome.
Becky Black can play.
More schnitzengruben? Baby please, thirteen is my limit.
I got through the first 26 seconds.
Good morning.
I felt badly for blondes when I read what MJ said about them. That’s not nice, MJ.
*scrapes finger at MJ*
Never dated a blond for more than an evening. I’m not saying their not great company.
they’re
Oh right. There.
Blondes are great company.
Where’e The Chief? Found some things that DG absolutely MUST HAVE:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/littlegoodall
If only Rebecca were still “little”……
Oh, and lovely young lady today, MJ. Haven’t had a chance to check out the links yet – is the Kate Upton “Easter Bunny” video among them, perhaps? :P
I’m not super-attracted to blondes either. Watching Emma Stone (the smoky brunette from Zombieland) as a blonde was the worst part of Amazing Spider Man.
Yikes. What’s the problem? We’re all the same species!
If I never see another photo of Jim Carrey with his wide open cum dumpster of a mouth, it won’t be too soon.
We’re all the same species!
Loosely put, yes.
I do not consider you the same species as Elana Kagan, or Sonia Sotomayor.
Dave has no problems with blondes.
Or any other girls either.
I don’t know, Laura, I really don’t. I can’t explain it. It’s like my deal with knowing that Kaley Cuoco is attractive, but not being attracted to her at all. Strangely, Melissa Rauch is on the short list (heh) of blondes I find motivating.
Elena Kagan is a man. She was in that movie Hitch with Will Smith.
I do not consider you the same species as Elana Kagan, or Sonia Sotomayor.
Thank you.
Although, that’s slightly funny in light of my avatar.
I go for brunettes as well.
Even your avatar is an improvement over those two.
Someone, I think Treacher, linked a pic of Ruth Bader Ginsburg when she was a young woman.
http://tinyurl.com/d8yjnf8
She was really quite pretty.
I like all types of women species and am particularly partial to gingers. However when I date a blonde I am inescapably drawn to stick thin stick straight ones. I do not know why.
Hotbride has been through an arduous process for a couple months now, interviewing for a general manager position at a very successful local food cooperative, that she really wanted to get.
They just called and offered her the job – FINALLY.
Congrats to Hotbride.
Hotspur, I didn’t check this morning. Did you come move the bricks and dig up the body to mess with me yet?
Congrats to Hotbride!
Good morning, cool kids.
Yay, Hotbride!
Yay HotBride! How was dinner with the liberals, Hs?
Worst paella ever. Seriously.
One of the guys teaches labor law at Michigan. I had a few spirited exchanges with him.
The topic of school vouchers came up, and that produced a few animated exchanges.
These people are not accustomed to having their echo chamber invaded.
But it was all good.
Worst paella ever. Seriously.
I’m so sorry. I figured at least the food would be unobjectionable.
The interesting thing about the voucher thing, was that the labor prof. helps his son out to the tune of $30,000 per year to send his granddaughter to an elite middle school in SoCal – a fucking MIDDLE school. All of them are against vouchers.
The only young people these kinds of folks come into contact with are the college kids. I remarked that they don’t have to deal with the job applicants I get who can barely read or write. Carpenters need to know geometry, which involves algebra. Forget it.
Where is Mare?
Yesterday, for no reason she wished death by fire, SOTU and Pelosi upon me. I want to tell her that I am still alive!!! And my lips are unsullied by Pelosi.
Not so fast, Tushar, the Pelosi effect is like leprosy. It takes time for body parts to start falling off.
MKH has something here http://hotair.com/archives/2013/03/28/yes-liberal-friends-the-government-is-protecting-you-from-delicious-local-food/
Wedge issue. I like it.
Hotspur, I was wearing this when Pelosi approached to kiss me:
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4758068798292293&pid=1.9&w=300&h=300&p=0
Also, I survived, and gained strength, by watching this SOTU address, Jan 2002
Leon, my wife and I have dealt with those issues at length. When she owned the inn she liked to set up a stall at the farmer’s market in Frankfort to sell bread, sun-dried tomato spread, cookies, etc. All made in the restaurant kitchen. The labeling regs were ridiculous.
Our daughter was selling homemade baked goods at the local Dixboro farmer’s market last summer, and the regs became so onerous, there was no way she could make any money.
Hot Air is still around? Huh.
Also, I miss W. He wasn’t perfect, but he had good character for a President.
No Trudy, No Peace.
Excellent job on the bewbs today, MJ. Even if she is a blonde and wears a headband around her funbags in one pic and has a pointy ass in another. She seems to know how to make muffins so there you go.
Joel Salatin writes about a lot of that stuff in his books, Hotspur. I hadn’t really known until I started getting our farm set up. As a purveyor of black-market eggs, it’s a personal concern of mine. About the only thing you don’t need papers for anymore is the stuff you make for yourself. Farming for yourself only is nice, but it’s equivalent to poverty if you can’t sell or trade anything.
The raw milk is what really gets me. Anyone can pasteurize, so buying it raw doesn’t mean I’m consuming it raw, just that I can take the time to do it right and keep some of the nutrition that flash-pasteurizing destroys. Or make raw milk cheese, which is almost impossible to sell at a profit after compliance costs.
I was also sad that Trudy was camera-shy, but the drink sounds tasty.
We are so over regulated it makes me very angry. I emailed my immigration reform senator Rubio asking him to work on regulation reform rather than immigration.
I reminded him that illegal immigration was just the very tip of illegality. Every one that takes someones SSN is a tax fraud and identity thief. Did I mention that they all claim 10 dependents and defraud the government? Yes I did. I also reminded him of the 3 illegals that have hit my car and did not carry insurance.
I am afraid I went on quite a bit and probably am on some sort of watch list now.
But mostly I ranted about stop spending and over regulation.
Kind of
Nice job on the bewbage, MJ.
And thanks for FINALLY including something in your videos that we can use as a reference to determine your actual size.
I do think using a hundred dollar bill as wall hanging is a little wasteful, but who am I to tell others what to do with their money?
I’m so terrified that I’m finally going to meet MJ someday and find out he’s taller than me.
I’m so terrified that I’m finally going to meet MJ someday and find out he’s taller than me.
kinda like an gnome being afraid of meeting a hobbit?
kinda like an gnome being afraid of meeting a hobbit?
I suspect it’s similar.
…than I.
Whew! I reread my comment looking for a “than I”
Then I read Leon’s “than me” and relaxed.
Height does not equal stature.
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HA!!!! I can’t believe I said that.
Nice bewbs on the blond Short Stack
Both forms have merit:
http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/than-I-versus-than-me.aspx
Not on this blog.
How tall are you, leon?
5’4″ or so. It varies by an inch depending on activity.
I was 5’5″ when I got my first driver’s license, but that was early in the morning.
And regarding the opossum….my FiL is an old farm boy and if he catches one on his property, he gets out his shovel and removes the head posthaste.
Few years back, one made the mistake of leaving it’s nest of babies where he could find it.
I am 5’4″. I am shorter than MJ. (not by much if I remember correctly, but then senility is setting in)
3 of the people I work with are shorter than me, 3 are taller. I’m a little over 5’3″.
She seems nice, MJ.
Good for Hotbride, Hotspur!
H2 is on a streak.
I’m probably shorter. I’m wide, though. I’ve got that going for me.
I’m either 6’2″ or 14″. Depending on whether I’m standing up or lying down.
I like PD’s avatar.
Sasha and Malia are now in Sun Valley?
Don’t tell Car in.
Excuse me, point of order.
Pics #3 and #4 do not actually show boobs, but rather draw attention to a different bi-lobal anatomical feature.
I accuse MJ of being off topic.
Also, major fail for not showing us Trudy. Try luring her with a cookie next time.
They will probably go to Hawaii for dinner tonight.
Malia and Sasha work hard for our Country. They deserve the best!
Anagram:
Sasha Malia = has a salami
I think it’s hilarious that Trudy runs away from MJ when he calls her.
Is it just me, or does this weeks model have sharp shoulders? We’ve all seen sharp elbows, but her shoulders look really pointy.
I’d like to try selling meat for profit, but shudder to think what the regs would be like. Right now, friends generally take half a steer when we butcher one. The meat processor stamps “not for sale” on each packet.
The beef I buy from the grassfed dairy has that same stamp, Pepe.
I’m so terrified that I’m finally going to meet MJ someday and find out he’s taller than me.
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I am taller than you.
Shit.
*start bulking, so he can at least be larger*
I’m so terrified that I’m finally going to meet MJ someday and find out he’s taller than me.
Be afraid, leon. Be very afraid.
Wait, what?
My fears have already been realized, Jay.
*orders 3 5# tubs of whey isolate*
Now I just need to mitigate the blow to my fragile psyche.
Hah, I just saw that MJ slipped in there, and stole my thunder.
The most important question of the day:
Where are the bricks? Have the moved?
I was too afraid to check this morning. I’ll look when I go home.
Leon is much taller than MJ if they are both lying down.
This post has been updated with a Trudy and Ripper video.
Are you saying Mj has a tiny penis?
I think it has more to do with my jacket size being a 48S, Hotspur.
This post has been updated with a Trudy and Ripper video.
Haha. “Yeah, you’re brilliant”
“Trudy, get confused.”
I need to teach our dogs that command.
This post has been updated with a picture of my penis.
No it hasn’t, you pervs. Jeez.
This post has been updated with a picture of my penis.
With a zoom factor of 250%, it looks just like a penis, only smaller.
Scrolled for nothing.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Guzizzah, my dilznoofuses.
Scrolled for nothing.
Both literally and figuratively.
Now that we’re a dick blog, I’d just like to let you know….
COCK!
Cyn,
Bush felt that he was called to be President, and even liked the challenge of the job, but you could tell that he hated the pomp and circumstance.
If he could have moved his office to Crawford permenantly he would have.
Now that we’re a dick blog
Did I miss some kind of ban amnesty?
He worked a lot in Crawford, even built accomodations for Secret Service. But the media still calls that vacation. I’ll admit that it’s away from the White House, but it’s not the same as the vacations that the Bamster is getting away with now.
Even Carter used to go to Camp David more than vacationing.
“Sit, Ubu, sit… Good dog.”
“Woof!”
TFG is all about the Imperial Presidency. Same with the Mooch.
Bowl of Easter dicks for the Dick blog
http://tinyurl.com/86pl6fv
Maybe nsfw
I don’t even know what this means but it contains two relevant words:
http://tinyurl.com/cl4968r
Laura, that kitten is plotting someone’s destruction…
L to R: My oldest, My youngest
http://tinyurl.com/chahvp7
TFG is all about the Imperial Presidency. Same with the Mooch.
Coming soon to a fashion mag near you: “The Purple Toga–A Hot New Look You’re Not Allowed To Wear”
I hope to be as ridiculously self-unaware as TFG someday.
He’s the pinnacle of the LIV public.
Ugh… I think those Twitter embeds are making the page pop back upwards again for me today. Stoopid WerdPuss.
I would think that even LiVs would be outraged that he shut down the WH tours.
Sorry! I fix.
This post has been updated with a picture of my penis.
Unlike money in Cyprus, withdrawal is imminent.
Hey, where did the cute animal pics go?
/Maybe I’m just like my mother
Oddly, while Bush seemed to eschew the perqs of being President, and TFG gleefully seizes them, it was Bush who seemed more regal.
His fairy tale just ended. 29k will just be a start on the pile of cash.
http://tinyurl.com/bw2wzyn
OMG y’all, some old white republican congressman called undocumented workers “Wetbacks.” Maybe, we’ve been approaching Benghazi and Fast & Furious from the wrong direction if we want media coverage.
XB, more Presidential. I just want to sweep TFGs legs every time they show the POS with his feet on our desk.
I’m from the school that says “don’t give your enemy the stick to beat you with”. He’s an idiot for saying wetbacks.
Memo to Republicans: don’t mention rape, don’t mention wetbacks. It’s not that hard.
While I agree with you David, it is still glaringly obvious that certain people are allowed to speak a certain way while others are not.
Dave is just sensitive to ‘wet’ being used as a pejorative.
I think it’s generally safe for Republicans to recite cowboy poetry.
DiT, that is why we need all GOPers to treat the media like Newt did. Always be aware of the gotcha and turn the question on the MFM. We are supposed to leave Sasha and Malia out of it, but Piper gets sued for having a lemonade stand? Biden and Reid get away with being blatant racists and never get called on it?
Of course it is. Double standard. It exists. I have accepted this reality and I still think he’s an idiot.
Also saying “Joe Biden said it first!” is kind of a pussy cop out.
Actually, Piper had to shut down her lemonade stand, Sarah got hit with a nuisance suit by that douchebag D-Rat that was using Alaska’s stupid laws to harass Sarah.
I agree with you Oso, and I also note I never heard Newt use the expression “wetback”. Because he isn’t dumb.
It’s no different than when Mark Kelly goes on his gun-grabbing sob story tour, then gets caught buying a used AR-15. Sorta weakens his credibility on the whole gun control thing.
Pussy cop is an unintentionally hilarious phrase.
Cyn, quit being such a pussy cop.
Pussy cop?
I want to join the force Sarge. Where do I sign up?
Pussy cop
“Pussy fuzz” would be too easily misunderstood.
They killed his partner.
He cried like a little girl.
Jonah Hill IS…
PUSSY COP
One congressman on a radio show in AK gets all that coverage and we still don’t know why our Ambassador was meeting with a Turkish representative that close to a secret CIA annex that resulted in the death of 4 Americans.
Hahaha Jonah Hill is perfectly cast as Pussy Cop.
This is apparently a thing that exists already, so we may be a little late…
http://tinyurl.com/bwd7f72
*cancels application for AMEX black card
We need another AZ meatup.
http://tinyurl.com/borvvde
PJ is the nip police and Cyn is pussy cop. Can I be the angry Lt.?
WHAT’S NEW PUSSY COP? WHOOA OHO OH OHOH A
WHAT’S NEW PUSSY COP? WHOOA OHO OH OHOHAA OOOOOH
I had to wade through a whole lot of filth to find that cute T-shirt, by the way.
You’re welcome.
Thanks, Sean.
PJ is the nip police and Cyn is pussy cop. Can I be the angry Lt.?
I can be the fat, sassy comic relief.
Someone else will have to write my lines……
PJ is the nip police
Speaking of nips….
I’m not saying that MJ is tiny, but those bottle he uses to make the drinks in the videos?
nips.
Don’t they look so big in his hands?
I’ll play Cousin Oliver.
//cancels series
Tifw, I don’t think comic relief character comes into buddy cop movie until the sequel.
Ted McGinley is the new cousin Oliver and even he is old.
“Cyn is pussy cop.”
Doesn’t every good cop have an “inspector” to help them with the low down nitty gritty of the job?
>>PJ is the nip police and Cyn is pussy cop.
AoS has a commenter named Inspector Asshole.
Either that or we’ll have to figure out how to make a 4 hour episode of a cop show commercially viable.
Was there a pussy cop on One Tree Hill?
Someone else will have to write my lines……
*spoken in sassy “Queen Latifah” voice*
“Oh no way in hells I’m gonna glue just one of those sons-a-bitches to the wall, honey.
I’s gonna glue ten!”
/scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=YQK_Lfet29I
AoS has a commenter named Inspector Asshole.
He is assigned to the special investigative unit for proctological crimes.
AKA Killer Pussy
Pussy Cop, sponsored by Gluten-Os. 100% gluten squares, filled with a gooey gluten center.
Also, brought to you by the Arlen County Cuntry Club.
Inspector Asshole on the job.
http://is.gd/sv15St
Someone else will have to write my lines……
*spoken in sassy “Queen Latifah” voice*
“Oh no, honey, he ain’t gots the Celiac Disease, he gots the Maniac Disease!”
*snap snap snap
/scene
Would a Pussy Cop get chased up a tree by a Crime Dog?
Aint nobody got time fer dat.
Some people are ballsier than others. But not as ballsy as this man:
http://imgur.com/gallery/7mm5aF4
I saw what you were talking about there Sean. “Pussy Cop” yields some colorful images….
http://tinyurl.com/cs75bqu
for MJ:
http://www.crackle.com/c/deadmau5_Meowingtons_Hax_2K11_Toronto/deadmau5_Meowingtons_Hax_2K11_Toronto/2488032?c=US
Anyone know where I can get some neon bracelets and some ecstasy?
Someone else will have to write my lines……
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Write your own lines!
Anyone know where I can get some neon bracelets and some ecstasy?
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No. Why, what have you heard?
The last hour and a half of riffing on the phrase “pussy cop” is better than the last decade of Saturday Night Live. You can each pick one of these up on your way home…
http://tinyurl.com/cazymuq
No. Why, what have you heard?
stop TOUCHING me!!!
You can each pick one of these up on your way home…
I guess they ran out of Nobel Prizes.
Nobel Prizes are for schmucks.
Ross Gellar was a man ahead of his time…
All he needed was goofy headgear and some lights.
Nobel Prizes are for schmucks.
*blinks*
Yes, and?
In fact, are we sure Deadmau5 isn’t actually David Schwimmer?
Take enough ecstasy and everyone is David Schwimmer. Or Jennifer Aniston.
Unfortunately, no amount of drugs can make Friends funny.
Unfortunately, no amount of drugs can make Friends funny.
Try embalming fluid.
Is there an exact right amount of X that I can take to get just Jennifer Aniston and not David Schwimmer?
MJ, do these songs have names?
Or is this really one big joke being played on everyone?
As long as no one is Phoebe singing Smelly Cat, I think we can get the dosage correct.
Yes. One, then wait 20 mins. Then another when its starts rolling in and out.
I once misjudged the dose of X and got David Schwimmer and Lena Dunham.
Lisa Kudrow was never attractive to me either. Ever.
MJ, do these songs have names?
Or is this really one big joke being played on everyone?
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They have names. The only thing I could compare it to is how you felt listening to Pink Floyd back in the day. Under the right influence it sort of makes sense.
And its good for running. Long, boring and repetitive.
I thought Friends was really funny when it was brand new. And I was in my mid…twenties…because at the time the jokes were fresh…
HOLY SHIT I’M SO OOOOOOLD
Yes. One, then wait 20 mins. Then another when its starts rolling in and out.
*takes notes*
I once misjudged the dose of X and got David Schwimmer and Lena Dunham.
How could you tell them apart?
I was living in Hartford and our neighbors would come over to hang out and watch TV and they were always drooling over Jennifer Aniston’s legs.
Deadmau5: The Early Years
they were always drooling over Jennifer Aniston’s legs.
I preferred her breasts. They always seemed to keep that studio rather cold….
She could have cut glass with those things most weeks.
*changes name to Glass*
The only thing I could compare it to is how you felt listening to Pink Floyd back in the day.
I guess I can sort of see that. Kind of.
I had an early Pink Floyd concert on videotape. Couldn’t sit through more than 10 minutes of it. Nothing but experimental noise.
I guess that’s okay for a little bit, but a 2 hour concert of it?
I once misjudged the dose of X and got David Schwimmer and Lena Dunham.
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How could you tell them apart?
GAAAAAHHH!!!
Every woman wanted “The Rachel” hair
http://tinyurl.com/cmyjt3y
It’s like bad Pat Metheny.
Electronica is white noise. You aren’t supposed to enjoy it, it’s just there to drown out everything else.
I’m about 25 minutes into this concert and I’m…. dumbstruck.
Definitely see the need to take … something….. to sit through this and not think I got ripped off.
It’s like bad Pat Metheny.
zakly
Electronica is white noise. You aren’t supposed to enjoy it, it’s just there to drown out everything else.
Makes sense if you are at a dance club, but to voluntarily go to a concert of this?
That would be like paying money to go see a concert of someone playing ring tones.
Electronica is white noise. You aren’t supposed to enjoy it, it’s just there to drown out everything else.
So, it’s like mainstream news programming.
did you know that Aniston used to be really fat? Howard Stern used to advertise for a weight loss product and would have hot chicks come in to the studio who lost weight on that product and Aniston was one of them before she started acting.
That would be like paying money to go see a concert of someone playing ring tones.
The ghost of John Cage is glowering at you.
I’d buy that, Wiser. It was more obvious in Leprechaun, but I just thought that was baby fat/freshman 15. She’s lucky she lost it early.
A coworker has many gigabytes worth of techno music on his iPhone. Sounds like one song on repeat to me.
We should make one of those sleep machines, but instead of Babbling Brook, put DeadMau5 on it.
A friend of mine uses electronica to facilitate what he calls “code trance” where he’ll sit for about 10 hours and do nothing but write software and drink sugar-free red bull.
I put the Fantasia soundtrack on when I’m having trouble sleeping.
Wait, you mean this “deadmau5” and that video aren’t a joke?
*hires Wiser to be scriptwriter for TiFW’s character on “Pussy Cop”*
Just envision someone much shorter and paler than Queen L, m’kay? Thx!
*blows air kisses*
http://tinyurl.com/c7aaqbb
well, I was able to take about 30 minutes of it and I have to stop now.
repetitive, repetitive and repetitive.
My wife made a video of me snoring. That must be some big log I was sawing. May be I can make a sleep machine with that sound.
here he’ll sit for about 10 hours and do nothing but write software and drink sugar-free red bull.
I’ve tested some of his code – I’ve seen better from the cat washing monkey.
Wait, you mean this “deadmau5″ and that video aren’t a joke?
well, it is, but not a “ha-ha” sort of joke.
*reads upthread*
Well, shoot – you guys moved on to techno music; just ignore my last comment……
My wife made a video of me snoring
Man, you must throw exciting parties…..
but not a “ha-ha” sort of joke
A cruel one, it seems.
No, this guy writes amazing code. He’s very good. It’s not much fun to maintain and extend if you’re a guy like me*, but it usually does the intended job very well.
*I code like a stonemason, he codes like an artist or possibly a cat burglar.
A cruel one, it seems.
Only if you have an affection for music….
Dan and both dogs snore. It is like a snoring symphony. MaryAnn is snoring right now. Kind of cute.
Dude makes 50K a night.
He’s pretty much the one laughing.
No, this guy writes amazing code. … It’s not much fun to maintain and extend …
Sorry, Leon, but as a QA guy, I submit those are contradictory statements.
I code like a stonemason
Heh. Never thought of it that way.
I try to classify code. Artist rarely enters my mind.
http://tinyurl.com/cmfogl9
He’s pretty much the one laughing.
Making a good living off of the LIVs – more power to him.
Has anyone ever done a cover of one of his “songs”?
Deadmau5 ain’t bad. I’m guessing Wiser’s more a Freddie LeGrande kinda guy.
Random Album Title is my one Deadmau5 disc and it’s not bad…
Has anyone ever done a cover of one of his “songs”?
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hahahahaha
Just a speak and spell.
Dan and both dogs snore.
I had a boyfriend who snored. He slept on the left and Doggy slept on the right. They took turns snoring in each of my ears.
>>*I code like a stonemason, he codes like an artist or possibly a cat burglar.
Leon, I prefer prpgrammers who code like stone masons. I want the software to be bulletproof, not fragile.
Deadmau5 got me thru a shitload of cookie baking one day. Danced and rolled out cookie ball after cookie ball after cookie ball after cookie ball…
And it drive my husband nuts that my son and I both dig Deadmau5.
One of the reasons I use the deadmau5 avatar all of the time is that I have giant ears that stick out. I like the music, but thought it was a bit of a shot at myself too.
I have never noticed that.
*goes back up to watch drink vid*
You don’t have big ears that stick out. If you did, some jackass here would have already spent several posts yammering on about it.
You’re full of shit, MJ. And you made me stop the concert to watch too.
*puts hands on hips Pussy Cop Style*
Face Ripper is precious.
Not searching for “Pussy Cop Style” images
You don’t have big ears that stick out.
He uses double-stick tape when in public.
Chickenshit.
It’s like this: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdn6eiz7xs1qfqx4io1_1280.jpg
puts hands on hips Pussy Cop Style
There are many examples of this on Vivid’s “Pussy Cop III: America’s Most Wanted” dvd.
*I first read that as “puts hands on lips Pussy Cop Style”
I was gonna listen to that whole concert, but I decided to just wait for his greatest hits collection to be released
Not bad Cyn, kinda bad ass!
MJ, don’t fret, there are several cultural icons with big ears:
http://tinyurl.com/ck2zmpk
Face Ripper is precious.
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She’s my baby. She wears a pink hoodie with an embroidered skull in the winter and I don’t give a shit.
11 years. No matter what has changed, she’s been my constant.
*puts hands on hips Pussy Cop Style*
Mind the elbows.
I had to bing “Vivid”. True story.
I was gonna listen to that whole concert, but I decided to just wait for his greatest hits collection to be released
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Good call. That should be any day now.
Mind the elbows.
And the spike heels.
Good call. That should be any day now.
For real? I have had it in the back of my mind to pull together some of the best stuff on my own for in the car.
One question. Is Pussy Cop clean shaven?
I had to bing “Vivid”. True story.
Yeah, right. Like we’re suppose to believe that?
I had to bing “Vivid”. True story.
Who had “March 29th” in the H2 pool for “The day that TiFW knows something naughty that Cyn didn’t”?
Please see Rosetta to claim your used bullwhip(s)……
>>>some of the best stuff
“Best stuff?” Okay, now you’re just fucking with me. How would you tell the difference?
I’ll burn you a few discs and mail them to you Cyn. I’m sure there’s a way to do it online but I have no idea how.
Viv Thomas.
There. I said it.
For that link, wiser, I propose we have a new “artist”: deadwiser1
Gotta run, folks. Time to go home and take my lovely wife out to dinner. Enjoy the weekend.
Really DJman? You can’t tell the difference from one song to the next?
Okay, there’s some that sound similar, but for the most part they each have a different feel.
That would be very cool, MJ. You need my snail mail?
Happy Easter, AD.
Yeah, send it to my email addy.
Just look up Cyn Whore in the PHX white pages.
MJ, there are websites where you can upload large files. They give you a url and sometimes a password. Anyone with that url and password can download. Zip all the files into a single .zip file, and upload.
Look at option 4 here.
http://www.ehow.com/how_4746395_send-large-files.html
I had to bing “Vivid”. True story.
Yeah, right. Like we’re suppose to believe that?
You got me.
*tee hees with that grin*
Speaking of music, I can categorically state Pussy Cop was not a member of The Village People.
Just look up Cyn Whore in the PHX white pages.
Yeah, but there’s like three dozen of them.
Yeah, but there’s like three dozen of them.
Oh, well she’s the one on Easy Street.
HAHA! Yes, that’s why I changed it to Pussy Cop Cyn.
Check you mau5mail, MJ.
How about a crossover show, where Pussy Cop meets Axe Cop?
http://bit.ly/YYzkLZ
Check you mau5mail, MJ.
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Got it.
…there are websites where you can upload large files…
Thank you, Tushar!
When I take HotBride out to celebrate tonight, would it be wrong to make her pay?
Leon, I prefer prpgrammers who code like stone masons.
Me too. It’s hell to knock down a wall, but by God the rest will stay standing if you need to do so.
Kind of reminds me of Tangerine Dream. You familiar with them MJ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHpAZMIt8HE
If you have to ask, yes.
Heh. Axe Cop had Flute Cop.
MCPO was suckered!
http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/28/17504698-seniors-brainwashed-by-controversial-scooter-ads-doctor-says?lite=
>>When I take HotBride out to celebrate tonight, would it be wrong to make her pay?
She married you. Hasn’t she paid enough?
One brick had been moved, but there was a canine paw-print nearby, and the ground was only disturbed from above, not below.
>> MJ, there are websites where you can upload large files.
Yeah, it’s called Dropbox. All the kewl kidz use it.
Hahahaha
Good point, Tushar.
>> MCPO was suckered!
Oh, wait, MCPO actually got a pretty good deal.
Those stupid taxpayers were suckered.
FileDropper.com allows for up to 5GB free.
Nice.
[i]Those stupid taxpayers were suckered.[/i]
This is the role of taxpayers.
box.net also gives you 5GB free, and has mobile apps
My neighbor had a stake survey done this week. Based on line-of-sight, it looks like he may have gifted me his privacy trees.
Going to have to get my own done at some point so I can trim those damn things when they threaten the fence. And so I know how far back I can clear-cut the woods if I want to plant some fruit trees.
Waitafuckingminute! I’m a taxpayer!
I use iCloud, bitches.
We use angled brackets for html here like the rest of the free world, Orwell.
Oh, except for Ace’s.
iCloud is ghey.
So … of course you do, sweetie.
The only apples I touch have seeds.
Road apples.
Mulberries!
We use angled brackets for html here like the rest of the free world, Orwell.
I ate too much of Rubio’s garbage and went Ewok.
I was thinking about pear and apple trees.
Mulberries!!
Marionberries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marionberry
They take six months to grow in federal prison. Fertilize with cocaine.
Aren’t mulberries from a bush?
Mulberries!
http://tinyurl.com/cqr4pqv
I love mulberries. They’re the best fruit ever.
I was watching Duck Dynasty the other day, and they were eating muscadines. Mmmmm muscadines.
We have a bunch of awesome vines of those things on the GA huntin’ land.
Oh, sorry, you can’t grow those in your zone.
Yeah, there’s an apple and pear orchard on my road, so I have a shot at those actually growing here.
Aren’t mulberries from a bush?
And we’re right back to Pussy Cop.
Jewstin, I have a Mulberry tree, about 6 feet tall now. I planted it as a sapling years ago. They’re tasty but you have to time it right or the friggin birds get them right before you do.
Just got our first little cherry tree a couple weeks ago. Going to put in some blueberry bushes too.
Fruit trees take a few years to mature enough to produce anything.
If I had planted the fruit trees I wanted to ten years ago when I first thought about it, I would have a heavy-producing small orchard right now. Such a dummy.
White mulberries are a weed here. The red ones are mealy and good for drawing birds away from real fruit trees.
My dad had a couple of really huge old mulberry trees behind his second house. He cut them down. Messy things.
Mine is about 150′ from my house in a field. No muss, no fuss.
Pears….wonderful. Apples, meh.
If you want to make your own natural jellies, get a little quince tree, or get a couple branches of quince grafted onto your apple tree.
They are chockablock with pectin and have one of the most delicious aromas in the fruit world. You can use quince to make jellies out of all other fruits.
When I moved into my house here there was a quince tree/bush that was taking over the lawn by spreading gradually. Many other trees including maples were getting in on the party. It’s gone now.
I grew up eating apples, so they appeal to me. They are also the easiest way to “farm” whitetail deer.
A Grumpy Cat @ExtraGrumpyCat 2h
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
I planted three high bush blueberry 7 or 8 years ago and they’re pretty happy. Jersey, Northern and Patriot varieties bear at slightly different times so I’m eating blueberries from late July to late August. The mosquitoes are thick out in the fields then.
Uterus Vagina
Vagina Uterus
COCK!
Thanks Jimbro. I hate always having to be the one that points that out.
I grew up eating apples, so they appeal to me. They are also the easiest way to “farm” whitetail deer.
I hate plucking them from trees. If you drop them they bruise so easily.
I grew up eating apples too! On our lot in Hartford we had cherries, grapes, and apples, and the neighbors had pears that they would trade us for some of our stuff.
Later in the suburbs we had an apple tree, grapes, and wild black raspberries (‘Black caps’).
The first few crunches into a super-crisp apple in October are great and traditional but after that I’m over it. Thinking about it now…I just don’t like very many hard, crunchy foods.
Bruised apple = chicken/horse food.
Thinking about it now…I just don’t like very many hard, crunchy foods.
I guess I won’t be sending you any Poetry Ape brand crunchy figs.
Bruised apple = chicken/horse food.
No, I meant dropping the deer. Sometimes they’re up in the high branches.
Crunchy apples are the only kind worth eating.
I know. Soft apples are horrible. They don’t get sweeter and juicy like pears do.
The first dozen bites of crispy-perfect apples are really great. That is quite enough for me, for some reason.
Except for the exceptional apple crisp of course, which is totally different.
Do you get honeycrisps in CT? We just started getting them here a few years ago. I’m yet to have a bad one, and they are about a dozen bites big.
An apple a day…
I was hoping that when I moved I could plant something fruity.
I think Houston was a bad pick for fruit trees.
Heh I go from the border of 9b and 10 to zone 9a
http://www.austin360.com/news/lifestyles/food-cooking/move-over-washington-texas-does-have-apples-1/nRx4g/
I had to look that one up, seems that they do have apple trees!
Vmax. http://www.houstongardengirl.com/2011/01/fruit-tree-series-1.html
I might be able to grow peaches
I know there are chill hour cultivars of apples I have not tried any
I bought blueberrys from here
http://www.chestnuthilltreefarm.com/
Yeah, I think I saw Honeycrisps on my last visit to an orchard. They are relatively new?
New to me, at least. I think they’re a relatively recent hybrid. I’ll go ask the Bing.
Yep, invented in 1991.
OK, apparently they are derived from a cross of Macoun.
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/290441
People in this area of central CT are seriously goofy for Macoun apples.
Nope, invented in 1960 in MN, “released” in ’91.
Every caution sign must be having some backstory.
http://imgur.com/gallery/hAQNqzN
Was at Safeway today. Honeycrisp apples were $3.49/lb!
I can get meat for less.
And I can’t afford meat…
Kind of reminds me of Tangerine Dream. You familiar with them MJ?
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Kind of. I have one of their albums but I’ve only listened to it once.
Apples are about 85% water, that makes them about $23 per lb.
I got Tangerine Dream and my buddy got Kraftwerk.
They are $2 here Chrisp, Braeburn are $1.50 and just as tasty
Did anybody mess up anybody else’s complicated filing system today?
They probably have hundreds of albums MJ and they range from suck to awesome.
They are big in the movie sound track industry.
Some of their stuff will make you think you are about to be murdered.
Some of it will improve your mood.
I don’t really have anything to say, but I hate having to keep scrolling down.
Has anyone figured out what caused the scrolling glitch?
Chris, you’re being ripped off or you’ve got a lot of shipping. I’ve never seen them here for more than $2/lb.
I only like Granny Smith apples. Apples should be tart and crisp.
I guess I won’t be sending you any Poetry Ape brand crunchy figs.
You earned yourself another Peabody, Eric.
Lily on the Beach a good one.
Good running music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCq3G1nOcvQ
DUCK!
Leon,
I’m in NW Washington. The apple state!
I’ve no clue where Honeycrisp are grown. I think all the premium apples grown here are shipped elsewhere and we get the ‘culls’.
I’m a fan of Granny-Smith and Gravenstein. I’ve never eaten a Honeycrisp, and probably never will, at that price…
One of Mr. RFH’s roommates only had 5 albums. Three Tangerine Dream, one Supertramp, and I think the fifth one was Police’s “Ghost in the Machine”.
“Has anyone figured out what caused the scrolling glitch?”
Mare.
Thanks Scott.
Theiy’re.
Here’s the one everyone knows
OMG! It is going to be freezing cold here tonight! In the 50’s!
I didn’t know Al Gore was in town…
OT: Anyone see GI Joe, yet? I found out, no Scarlett, no Baroness = sigh
“Has anyone figured out what caused the scrolling glitch?”
—
Mare.
My horse once had scrolling glitch, but I called the Incredible Dr. Pol and after he put an arm up its ass, it cleared up.
Dr. Pol lives about 1.5 hours NW of me.
Oh and these guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp1CmNrgLzg
O_o
Dr. Pol lives about 1.5 hours NW of me.
Only 90 minutes to the cure for every ill: an arm up the ass.
Mundane, I think TiFW saw it.
I’m trying to remember the last movie I saw in the theater. I missed “The Hobbit”.
Mundane,
I just saw the new GI Joe. This was my favorite part…
I partied with these guys a couple of times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkNYcmxKNA
I think my sister is gonna watch my son for a while on Monday. She is making noises like she is thinking the blind date might end in disaster. Little things like, “Please don’t hurt her feelings by telling her she is stupid or uninformed…” Or “Don’t let her talk you into loaning her money.”
If you’re really feeling sick, Dr. Brenda can put her arm up your ass. For example, the poor lad who slipped on the ice in Sean’s new G I Joe video could be fixed right up had he fallen near Dr. Pol’s office and someone had put an arm up his ass.
Steve Morse was one of the best ever.
Sean you ever hear the one with Lawrence Taylor’s stoned rant as part of it?
G I Joe!
Nice, but not enough arm.
Also, good running music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkNYcmxKNA
I saw Arm Up Your Ass open for GI Tract at the Orpheum
Can’t. Stop. Laughing/Crying.
But now I’m hungry.
I saw Arm Up Your Ass open for GI Tract at the Orpheum
They started out playing in the filing room at the gastroenterologist’s.
Well, if you are talking about music, this, I think is the absolute nadir, the lowest of low point, of what passes as music.
A modern classic Tushar, thank you for reminding us that it exists
I still quote this one at unsuspecting bystanders…
I think is the absolute nadir, the lowest of low point, of what passes as music.
It’s still a nice endorsement of Jheri Curl.
No police officer ever looked more determined, more steely eyed, more serious and more ballsy while taking his oath than this:
http://imgur.com/gallery/iUiPChP
Tushar, I still think that is a masterpiece compared to anything sung by Beyonce
Wiserbud told me this was one of the best music videos of the eighties.
Or maybe it was just the nitrous oxide talking.
OH- figs. My absolute favorite fruit as a child, and still now (when I can find them in the ethnic grocers).
I was introduced to them as a kid because my moms best girlfriend’s mother had the biggest fig tree I ever saw in Hartford. Maybe ten feet tall, but branched out just as far with big thick branches, like a real native tree. It produced a blush-pink-on-green skinned fig.
This nice old lady (probably my age now) would give me a folded piece of paper full of beautiful fresh figs to eat on the way home in the back of Mom’s Ford Fairlane 500. This is a treasured memory.
Figs, they are a soft squooshy fruit. They do not ‘crunch.’
Not under any circumstances.
Figs are the Criss Angel of smooshy fruit.
Laura, I love figs too. And I am willing to commit crimes to get my hands on dried figs.
Fig seeds are crunchy though.
I should not order Chinese when I’m really hungry.
…
ow.
Dried, okay. But fresh is best. My uncle gave me a little fig tree last Autumn. It spent the Winter on my unheated porch, and is now spreading leaves indoors. Goes back outside soon.
Its a ‘Brown Turkey’ variety, which is supposed to do well here.
I have my eye on an Italian Honey. I really prefer the yellow figs now.
We had a fig tree in the back yard in Irvine.
Not bad.
Fig Newtons are proof that Nabisco loves us and wants us to be happy.
Where did Laura get figs? I thought we were talking Apples, Music, Dr Pol & hands up your ass, and Mundy’s blind date.
Good luck Mundy
Fig Newtons are proof that Nabisco loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’ll tell you, they sure don’t make good liquor.
Mundy, it’s not “loaning” her money if you pay for the blowjob.
I am sure someone has made booze from figs George. I am not saying it is any good, but it was made and drank I am sure.
Perhaps not, but they are a helluva complement to scotch.
Wow, I forgot how much I enjoy Tangerine Dream. Thanks, Scott.
Cheetos are proof Frito-Lay loves orange and wants us to be permanently stained.
Hmmm… Fig eau-de-vie. Possibilities.
I remember a Fig Brandy being on the market…
Tangerine Dream did a great score for the film Sorcerer.
>> I have my eye on an Italian Honey.
Me too.
No one would waste precious figs on making liquor.
*googles it*
OK, apparently shitloads of people will waste precious figs on making liquor.
But that doesn’t make it right.
*googles it*
OK, apparently that does make it right.
One of the best likkers I ever et. Staying in a tiny town near Chinon, France, I bought pear moonshine from a local resident’s garage, a fifth for 10 euros. It smelled like pear rocket fuel and was intensely fruity, and bone dry. It mysteriously vanished in a week…
Dave, bad news. Your pool is now second best in Texas.
Look at last few photos.
http://imgur.com/a/J3CZA?gallery
Dave’s pool.
Dave’s pool.
It looks so small.
Fig Dream is an underrated band.
Only time I ever tried to do tequila shots, I coughed it out my nose. I swear I thought my face was on fire
It looks so small.
Maybe just kinda cool the day they took that pic.
I dunno…I thought Dave’s pool was shaped differently
Heh Laura!
Apparently Kellogg had little success test-marketing Fig Loops cereal, so they went with mixed fruit.
I heard Judy Chicago designed Dave’s pool.
Yeah, I have this little be…..
never mind.
That’s pretty cool scary brown dude. I remember when they shot the gunnite they ran water over it for days while it cured.. that was late July and it was already hot.
It was finished by Labor Day weekend.
Mundane, you have a blind date? Come on, you can’t be that ugly.
With all the fruit talk, I’m not sure what “blind date” means.
Mundy, it’s not “loaning” her money if you pay for the blowjob.
I think I am still paying for the beejays from the ex-wife.
back from bringing food.
Tushar, I am. I as so ugly that mom had to tie a porkchop around my neck to get the dog to play with me. I am so ugly I can’t fall asleep, I am a walking nightmare.
back from bringing food.
*considers asking for sammich*
*reconsiders*
Sounds like mundane is the looker of H2.
I’m not bringing anyone anything.
I haven’t even eaten myself, and there’s nothing (non-meat)I can eat.
criminey. I need a tuna sammich or something.
The Easter Bunny hates you.
http://tinyurl.com/dxyzxwn
^old
and the video is ancient
It’s not “old” it’s “evergreen.”
Keep up, George, I posted that the other day, and Dave even posted the short version.
It’s OLD.
//hipster douche off
Wasn’t “Evergreen” a Babs Striesand song?
I wouldn’t know a Striesand song.
It’s OLD.
I’m OLD. And dead for 63 years. Harrumph.
*slams coffin lid*
Hey, you were the one who quoted it…
Jus’ sayin’…
George, that reminds me of a joke…
Q: What do you think that President Lincoln would be saying if he was alive right now?
A: Why does my head hurt and why am I in this small, airless box?
Lincoln would be less terrified in his pine box than he would be if he saw what his nation has become.
Cripes. Dad needs a ride to dialysis.
5 hours from now.
FML.
I have another double tomorrow.
So … I just worked 13 hours (on my feet, w/o food mind you) and I ‘m going to get (calculates) 5 hours of sleep and then work another 12 hours or so.
FML.
*cries
*invites everyone to pity party.
*calls dave
*tries to pass Car in double scotch through DSL line*
As for the fabled orgy, it turns out that dolphins are one of the most promiscuous animals on the planet. They don’t mate just for reproduction. They enjoy sex. It’s a social binder for them, like a handshake. On a good day a dolphin can have sex 50 times. Dolphins do it with everyone . . . old, young, big, small, even family members. Homosexual behavior is common, as is masturbation; dolphins have even been known to make advances at human beings. The dark side of the dolphin—the turd in the superpod—is that sometimes dolphin sex can be violent and nonconsensual. Rape and gang rape happens.
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/on-the-road/2013/03/dolphin-superpod-sea-orgy
Oh my Gaia. Dolphins are Hostages.
*attempts to retrieve double scotches sent through dsl line.
I swam with dolphins once, and I can attest that they are randy.
*owns comments
And I thought you guys were party people.
Sorry, a dolphin was rimming me. What did you say?
You need to wait a few minutes to drink your refreshing beverage.
Sorry, a dolphin was rimming me. What did you say?
I asked if you wanted any Vaseline.
I knew, KNEW that post was gonna get linked here.
You whores.
Well, George’s scotch only came through so/so (my internet is sketchy, you will recall), but the vino I had on hand appears to be working it’s full medicinal magic.
So I have that going for me. Which is nice.
I’m just saying. When I swam with dolphins my leg kept getting hooked by something.
I mean … yuck.
I’m sure my emotions were similar to those felt by Dolly.
I asked if you wanted any Vaseline.
Thank you, no. But a cigarette would be nice.
>>my internet is sketchy
I prefer mine scotchy.
this is fuckin bullshit Carin didn’t call me.
I called her.
No. Answer.
That wasn’t a dolphin, Car in. ‘Twas me.
WooHoo! No pilgrims were run over today.
If you call Car in “Waitress!” she might answer.
*ducks and runs*
I still have 5 teams alive in the Elite Eight
I’ll drink to Michigan beating Kansas.
The only time I’ll cheer for Michigan.
Kansas fans are almost as obnoxious as Notre Dame fans. Almost. Meteor game for me.
Someone show this to Jimbro. He needs to put it up in the hospital waiting room.
http://imgur.com/gallery/1yuQczm
It needs to be in both Spanish and English. Sheesh. Rayciss!
Catholic rant. We are a nominally Catholic Culture. 24 Catholic churches in ABQ. Our new group manager pulled all the Fresh managers out of the clubs today for “Mentoring” exercises and training. Rotisserie Chickens were cooking at a regular Friday rate. Yeah…large % of the members weren’t eating meat today. We had record throws yesterday too. Hellooooo…who is buying chicken the day before they go “meatless?” Who is buying chicken on Good Friday? Total waste of food. $20
Fuck.
Now I want some chicken.
Notre dame looked past ISU in the tourny, to their detriment. We stomped them good.
Dude, we were giving them away tonight. Two dollah! Still threw 15 chickens.
J’ames, that was a pick I didn’t mind missing! I H8 ND. H8.
My Lobos looked past Harvard. Harvard. Fack!!!!
True Story: I had tickets to the 83 Championship game. I’d been partying with out of town journos and fans all wknd and none of us wanted to go to the game. (One of my roomies was a Daily Lobo editor). Phi Slamma Jama and Jimmy V? Missed it. Watched on TV.
County sheriff’s chopper is overhead. Probably methheads in the next development doing stupid methhead tricks.
Dan’s Grandmother knew that Dan liked basketball. Heard that the parish priest had two tickets. Told him about her grandson. Dan went to the game with a priest. No hanky panky, just basketball. Dan witnesses NCAA history. Can’t cash in on the Catholic Lottery.
XB, what do they call ghetto birds in the desert? We still call them ghetto birds even though we don’t have a ghetto.
Landscapers.
Hahaha. I was so mad at the Landscapers this morning with their stupid blowers.
They built a hospital for the Westside a few miles up the arroyo from me. Closer to the houses than the Subsidized Apts. and my condo. Lights, helicopters landing 24/7, and sirens. HAHAHA Suck it NIMBYs!
I call the apartments the “White Trash Apts.” and I call the condo dwellers on the lower level “Bottom Feeders”
I’m an elitist.
Owning the comments until the West Coast derps in.
Lottery dreams aren’t as fun any more since my bro and bitch SiL got divorced. I had plans. Funny plans. Oso will burn forever plans.
I’ll make you happy, baby, just wait and see
For every derp you give me, I’ll give you three
Dorkus tripped and turned his paw this morning during one of his routine fits of morning happy. He yelped and went tripod for a couple minutes.
Seems okay now but I’m wondering if I should not walk him later. Maybe I’ll skip it today.
Going in to the office this morning, better have breakfast.
Hah! Seems like you’re really struggling to get yourself interested in that water.
Morning happy.
OK. Off to the meat market. Place is gonna be a zoo today.
Morning children. Sleep, how does it work? I seem to have forgotten.
OR, I can wait until Scott is good and ready to go.
Yep.
I went to the I-talian market yesterday. Hoo-boy.
MEAT!
That comment looks good on your avatar, babe.
I’m pretty sure I completely failed at being meatless on Good Friday.
Wheatless, though? Nailed it. Not to a cross or anything, but… crap. Nevermind, this is going nowhere good.
Sleep, how does it work?
A question for the ages.
wakey wakey 2
Car in, you have my sympathies for the short night. That was Thursday for me.
I sort of picked a weird time to read a book about atheism, I guess.
Hitchen’s makes some good points, but others are clearly meant to obfuscate.
Actually, Leon, my husband took pity on my and took my dad. If I had two double shifts, with 4 hours of sleep in between – there would have been trouble. He works today too, but he occasionally gets to sit on his arse, and he closes the shop at 4.
wakey wakey 2
I’ll fix with a new poat. brb
Your hubby is a good doobie, Carin. Go catch a few more zzz’s.
Wiser?
http://imgur.com/gallery/qKB4zLY
I’d read Hitchens over Dawkins. The Selfish Gene was okay, but it was more about the algorithms of selection and mutation than a polemic. I found it a very good primer when I went to do genetic algorithm programming. The rest of his books appear to be emotional polemics rather than informative treatises, and he only appears to attack Christian theism, rather than theism in general.
Hitchens didn’t back down from the jihadis, and I respect the consistency.
You took the day off! Good job!
10,000 Nobel Peace Prizes
Morning all.
I was hoping Lauraw would take the day off. Have a real weekend!
Good on ya!
I didn’t take today off. I work a double. I just didn’t have to take my dad to dialysis at 4:45. I have to pick him up in a bit, though.
OH right. stupid me.
enjoy your dad Lauraw. I remember she mentioned that.
day not dad
NEW POAT place to carry on…
Don’t waste it here.
I’ll do that for you!
After my workout at 9:00.