Psych

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  1. Okay, Mare; you can comment again!

  2. YAY! Thanks Cyn.

  3. Well Leon
    Opossums are kind of known for the playing dead thing.

    Imma smack you.

  4. Thanks CYN!! I’m free!!!

    Oso, I didn’t know it attacked Boots.

    KILL IT LEON, KILL IT GOOD!!

  5. The blood…so much blood…(Leon engages in OCD sink behavior)

  6. Crocked Pot Possum.

  7. Nice touch with the bricks, Leon.

  8. You people really need to be better lurkers and read all the comments ever commented here to keep up.

  9. Why is Leon listening to Catholic Radio?

  10. Mare, I couldn’t let it live. It had been stealing my barn cat’s food and probably mauled him a few months ago. Poor cat’s still not healed. Not killing the opossum would be equivalent to killing the cat.

    Boots and I aren’t best buds, but he’s my cat. The horses and chickens were at risk too.

  11. Leon= Pet Semetary + I Know What You Did Last Summer

  12. Old Yeller with an opossum. Except Yeller was a good dog, and the ‘possum was a varmint.

  13. “You people”

    Oso, are you talking to me???? HA!

    Leon, I said, KILL IT!!! KILL IT GOOD!!!!!!!

  14. XB, it’s Spring? *Doesn’t get XB’s March joke.

  15. Leon, I like your sense of responsibility toward your cat, it may be an asshole, but it’s your asshole….hahahahaha

  16. http://tinyurl.com/bnb72yx

  17. Mare, pretty much all y’all that have lives and sleep instead of commenting in the wee hours forcing me to read books. Trashy romance novels, but still.

  18. Why is Leon listening to Catholic Radio?

    It comes in clear on my AM dial and it’s a nice change of pace from news, music, or normal talk radio. I’m a non-practicing, unconfirmed, baptized Catholic who’s been to mass 5 times.

  19. Mare, Boots is actually really sweet to my wife. And he’s warmed up to me a lot. In the sense that he doesn’t hiss at me whenever he sees me. Just some of the time.

  20. Leon, I would think that Papa Ratzi’s writings would be right up your alley. I try to stay away from books that make me think.

  21. I have JPII’s Theology of the Body on my shelf waiting to be read. I might read it after I finish Antifragile.

  22. I use to like trashy romance novels, but they had to have some historical interest and what not. I haven’t read one in years. Sad face.

  23. …he doesn’t hiss at me whenever he sees me. Just some of the time.

    True love.

  24. That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

    Even funnier than petting the possum in the barn.

    I’m glad it ended.

    Maybe.

  25. Have a friend who lost a couple cats to raccoons too. Possums is mean.

  26. Mare, 200 years later and I still H8 Whigs. British variety Whigs.

  27. My sister rescued some opossums after killing their mom with her car. ‘possum babies are assholes and have sharp claws.

  28. *To spare the audience, the camera shows only our stout shoveler swinging down hard with a pained look on his face*
    *And again*
    ….
    *And again*

    I had the shrieky violins from “Psycho” playing in my head as I read this.

  29. Quick, go read Lauraw’s comments on the love boat post. Hilarious!!!

  30. I left a reply, too.

    I put my comment there first, because if anyone read that story, they must know how humorous I found it.

  31. J’ames, you were making me laugh too. I love you guys! (In a totally non-drunk way since I’ve been drinking water today)

  32. Hotspur has to move those bricks.

  33. The “I’m never sleeping again” is the one that really got me.

    leon, but that’s some fine story-telling. Thanks for sharing that with us. I’m sorry if it’s traumatic for you.

  34. By the way, if he’s up to it, I think leon should be enshrined in Funniest Posts. We should capture that one.

  35. If you guys ever cared about me, you’ll give this poat the most thumbs ups and likes, any post here has ever received!!!

    Come on, people, we can do this!

  36. You people are missing the most important part of the story: We’re on a calendar here for a tax deduction!!!

  37. I had the shrieky violins from “Psycho” playing in my head as I read this.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD, WITCH!

  38. Leon is the Eugene O’Neill of barnyard murder drama.

    But he’s also the Criss Angel of opossum decapitation.

  39. I’m glad it ended.

    Maybe.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD, WITCH!

  40. Once my mom caught me “petting the possum in the barn.”

  41. Leon, I now know why you are listening to the Catholic channel, you’re hoping for a little religious coverage on that possum deal.

  42. Three likes, only 2 thumbs up…come on!

  43. “Once my mom caught me “petting the possum in the barn.””

    HAHA…did she hit it with a shovel?

  44. Those stories are hilarious!

  45. *goes back to read Laura’s comments*

    Shit.

    Nope, not digging it back up. I’ll just add more bricks and hope the rain drowns it before it digs out.

  46. My dad, the self-proclaimed atheist, read more religious writings than anyone I know. Science!

  47. Pups, Leon, Jay….come on, I’m calling you out personally! Thumbs up and Like….

  48. Liked and Thumbs Upped just for mare.

  49. Pupster, ixnay onay ethay imjay arreyca. Douche!

  50. I did it before your comment, mare.

    YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!!

  51. HA! Mare’s essited because she can comment again.

  52. I’m essited because Mare can comment again.

  53. Damn, I suck at Piglatin.

  54. Mare – STFU!

    Leon – Good story. Found a guy to write the score for the film. . .

  55. Why do we have to like the poat?

  56. I like this poat for my gif sound mashup comment at 643.

  57. Just curious.

  58. I was calling Jim Carrey a douche, not the pups. The pupster is for The Ohio State University.

  59. Is it because we don’t comment enough?

  60. Do we have to comment more?

  61. Isn’t that a better read on how much we like the post?

  62. J’ames, for some reason when Rosetta poats, WHO?, Mare’s comments go to SPAM.

  63. Maybe I’ll just comment a bunch, and push up the totals.

  64. Mare loves Oso!

  65. Jay, you’re not commenting fast enough.

  66. If you like your Mare, you can keep your Mare, but only on a poat not authored by Rosetta.

  67. J’ames, for some reason when Rosetta poats, WHO?, Mare’s comments go to SPAM.

    And our liking the post solves that how?

    *shrugs

  68. Good one, MCPO.

  69. Seriously, the gif that is this post is hilarious. But I am excited I can comment again.

  70. If I comment faster, will that work?

  71. Oso loves Mare!

  72. I can’t keep this up forever.

  73. I know, right?

  74. J’ames, by liking the poat, we forget you’re a Cardinal fan and remember that we love Mare.

  75. That’s what she said.

  76. HAHA! Fuckin’ sock.

  77. Someone at least has to point MJ to that when he shows up. He deserves a good laugh at my pain after suffering so many less funny comments in the early mornings.

  78. HA! The truth will out! Cyn is a fucking WeirdPuss Narc!!

  79. I’m also sad that I had to look up Eugene O’neill.

    I’m even sadder that I know who Criss Angel is.

  80. >>it may be an asshole, but it’s your asshole….hahahahaha

    http://imgur.com/gallery/suiGjUg

  81. Good one, Tushar!

  82. Back from run. 57-state killing spree postponed for a day.

  83. The Debster thinks finger food is FUN!

    http://flic.kr/p/e6N1aT

  84. Awww…wait until DG goes to a State Fair and discovers food on a stick.

  85. Car in, the tail end of the prior poat has the second chapter in my opossum story.

  86. The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled
    ‘YOU CAN BE THE BOSS OF YOUR HOUSE.’
    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the boss of this house, and my word is Law.
    You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight; and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
    Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
    You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
    Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?
    The wife replied, ‘The f——ing’ funeral director would be my first guess.

  87. That book sucked.

  88. http://tinyurl.com/c5ppmty

  89. Leon?

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/shovel

  90. Jimbro farted on someone at work today!!

  91. Jimbro, I H8 Red Robin. My stupid food allergies, I’ve seen “Waiting,” oh, let’s give the diabetic a free dessert for messing up her order. Eat local!

  92. XB, the free cat dealio is Mr Petting The ‘Possum, J’ames. Keep up.

  93. Is the opposite of crotch lobster an ass turtle? I think so.

  94. Jimbro farted on someone at work today!!

    ——————————

    By request

  95. I need to start keeping a short spade in my trunk.

  96. And nobody better link me a pic of Gary Coleman.

  97. Speaking of Tiny Trumpets, HI MJ!

  98. Ow. “Ass turtle” made me Muttley.

  99. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7174281216/h1C13E3A2/

  100. My local gunshop actually had 2 tactical shotguns in today! Both 12 gauge, and I would prefer a 20 for Herself.

  101. Hi Jay.

    I give Jay’s comment two Gila monster eggs out of a possible dozen.

  102. Mcpo, I’m still having a hard time getting my cute LadySmith. Empty gun cases, empty ammo shelves.

  103. I give Jay’s comment two Gila monster eggs out of a possible dozen.

    Do you suppose you’d need hot sauce for those, or is it built in?

  104. Oso – It’s the same here. I’m going down to Cabelas this weekend – 40 min drive.

  105. Sriracha. Everything is better with Sriracha.

  106. Mcpo, Cabela’s had nothing! Bass Pro had nothing! Sportsman’s Warehouse had nothing! Calibers had nothing! Local gun dealer could hook me up, but he won’t price match Cabela’s.

  107. Did I mention how cute the LadySmith 38 was?

  108. I have not seen 22LR in months. The only ammo I’ve seen (that I need) at the Walmart is 30.06.

  109. We had a deaf co-op student that was apparently not aware that farts made noise. Or he just didn’t give a shit whether we were offended by his emissions or not.

  110. How about 3″ shells? Anybody having an issue there?

  111. You guys are all on a ROLL today! Ha Ha Ha!

  112. Now that we’ve gotten you a working hearing aid Mrs. Jones, we need to clear up that sinus infection that’s had your nose stuffy all month.

  113. I remember the first time Mary Ann farted. The look on her little doxie face was priceless. Almost as funneh as the first time Gingy barked.

  114. Nobody tells me about the new thread.

    buncha crotch lobsters you all are

  115. Walmart doesn’t have anything, but the local shop was pretty well stocked last time I went.

  116. Do you suppose you’d need hot sauce for those, or is it built in?
    ————–
    Why are you asking me, power lifting encyclopedia?

  117. Is the opposite of crotch lobster an ass turtle?

    Crotch Lobster was an awesome B-52s song.

  118. Did anybody tell anybody else they wanted a separate bedroom today?

  119. I need to start keeping a short spade in my trunk.

    Racist and size-ist.

  120. Today?

  121. Sriracha. Everything is better with Sriracha.

    Even eyewash.

  122. Why are you asking me, power lifting encyclopedia?

    I assumed that — of the two of us — you had more experience with gila monster eggs.

  123. And I even went over there to fool you into thinking that it was the only thread.

    *runs

  124. No Sean, but I did see my ex-wife walking down the main road in my town today. There were two good things:
    1) she didn’t see me drive by
    2) she was walking one of the dogs we had and I was happy to see it was still alive at 14 years old—human years that is

  125. Roamy, I work with two crop dusters. One is a guy that I can call on it. The other is a female whose feelings would be hurt.

  126. I had a oppossum do that to us. We thought the dogs had killed it.

    It walked away.

  127. Awww…Jimbro, the doggeh makes me happy and sad.

  128. Chief, I bought a bunch of 3″ shells on line right after the election and haven’t looked lately

  129. I still have a hundred or so 3″ shells from 9-11-01. I bought them after I filled my gas tank.

  130. He was a good dog oso. A farm dog Border Collie purchased from an older couple in Missouri. Long haired red dog, very well behaved unlike the red cattle dog I had.

  131. I don’t think Walmart is the place to look. If I was a manufacturer, the last place I would ship to during a shortage would be a discount store.

    Go to a local store and pay double.

  132. All our guns were lost in a kayaking accident on the Rio Grande. Seems silly to have shells now.

  133. Why were you on the Rio Grande? Are you some sort of coyote?

  134. Border collies are smart. *Glares at wienie dogs begging for peanuts*

  135. Develop a relationship with your local gun dealer.

    They will set aside ammo and call you when it comes in.

    2000 rounds of .45 last weekend.

  136. Hush, J’ames. Closest body of water. Russ has already moved away from the crop dusting incident of 2011 that I was counting on. Far reaching crop dusting incident. TYVM.

  137. http://tinyurl.com/bus5rc6

  138. Actually that’s not fair. .45 isn’t used much by LEOs, so it’s easier to come by than 9mm or 5.62 whatever the fuck that stuff that goes in an AR is.

    But sweet, cheap Russki 7.62x39mm.. that shit’s everywhere.

  139. DiT, our biggest local gun dealer was caught up in F&F. He’s suing the Feds.

  140. Scott, I have a fair amount of ammo in storage bought a while ago. I’m only looking for discount/retail price to use for the range so I don’t deplete my storage. If I find it—good. If not—oh well, come back another random day and see.

  141. I don’t need guns or ammo.

    You’ll have to pry my psychic powers from my cold, dead mind.

  142. Pups, I look more like the younger Hit Girl than the most recent.

  143. My PAC Whatever friends are getting obnoxious with their U of A BS. I would never root for a non-UNM MWC team. That would be like rooting for a NL team that isn’t the REDS.

  144. You guys are too funny.

    Leon, use one of the 3″ shells next time you are attacked by vermin, then there probably won’t be any secondary trauma.

  145. Sounds like we may have new gun laws next week.

    * searches for 3 round magazines *

  146. You’ll have to pry my psychic powers from my cold, dead mind.

    ——————————–

    Failed the background check didn’t you?

  147. Was it Ace that equated gun laws with anti-smoking legislation? Nutmeggers already have some of the strictest gun laws in the land.

  148. The only way you’ll get my crotch lobster is when you pry it from my cold, dead, lubricated hands.

  149. Pepe, due to the lateness of the hour, I went with a veritable pea shooter to keep the noise down. I should have just used the shovel the first time.

  150. I’m actually loaded up with 7.62 as well, I just don’t need anymore. I bet .380 is hard to come by.

    Also I have 300 rounds of .22 LR that my dad gave me that likely go back to the early 60s. Never had a misfire, kept em dry.

    I’m open to offers.

    *ATTN FEDS I AM NOT REALLY GOING TO SELL AMMO ONLINE IS A JOKE*

  151. My PAC Whatever friends are getting obnoxious with their U of A BS. I would never root for a non-UNM MWC team. That would be like rooting for a NL team that isn’t the REDS.

    Lying makes the Baby Jesus cry, oso.

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/the-stoopid-it-berns/#comment-846429

  152. My brother pre-paid his kid’s college educations as long as the kids went to NV schools. His oldest is at U of A. Middle looking at Cali schools. Bwah ha ha.

  153. Sean, I wasn’t rooting-rooting.

  154. Still waiting for the shotgun. 5 months now.

  155. Should have said something, Scott. I’d have brought one to Lapeer for you.

  156. Hey Mare, what kind of tree is that?

    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7165374720/h99F1960E/

  157. My latest GRRRR. My BiL has suddenly become Mr 2A advocate because of his hobby gun status. He, my SiL, and all 3 of their kids voted TFG. Good thing I gave up FB for Lent. Dan personifies LiV and he’s blocking family left and right.

  158. Hey Mare, what kind of tree is that?

    Horse chestnut.

  159. Awwwww…I’m so proud of you guys. It warms my heart to see the likes and thumbs up.

    It actually does.

    *chugs wine in the H2 honor*

  160. http://tinyurl.com/cway3wt

  161. Horses are assholes.

  162. Psych!

  163. I shot my assault death semi clip bullet machine yesterday for the first time in about a year.

    It was fun. Took me a minute to get acclimated to the *BOOM* going on around me.

  164. http://bit.ly/WZXxoC

    R to L

    Wiserbud and unpaid intern

  165. I shot my assault death semi clip bullet machine yesterday

    Put. The. Pop-Tart. Down.

  166. Sean, I wasn’t rooting-rooting.

    You know what you did.

  167. I look more like the younger Hit Girl than the most recent.

    Uh-huh. OK.

  168. I had Cal on my bracket.

  169. Pups, all about the pointy chin.

  170. It’s okay. God will forgive you.

  171. http://tinyurl.com/bpf92vq

  172. I’m one of those people that have to spend so much time in church because of Purgatory. Stupid Catholic doctrine. Yay, reconciliation.

  173. Jimbro, my earplugs are pink. Very cute.

  174. #1 son related to me today how SHOCKED he is that so many of his UofM friends not only own guns *gasp*, but also have concealed carry permits *double gasp*!!!

  175. I prefer open carry to CCW. CCW is a tax. Also allows for intrusion into my bidness.

  176. One thumbs down vote… hahahaha!

    http://bit.ly/ZEKKIk

    I love you peeps!

  177. Growing up on base, I was wary of private gun ownership. Then, I attended school in the Wild West. Every girl I knew had a gun. We weren’t allowed to have guns on campus. Every NM girl I knew had an unreported gun in their room, in their glove box. Not monsters. $20.

  178. Evenin’, goofballs.

  179. ~waves at Andy~

  180. Oso – Sounds reasonable. *hands over $20*

  181. Concealed carry permit is worth getting just so you don’t screw up while moving about with a firearm. Shouldn’t have to get one, though.

  182. I’m gonna try and sleep.

  183. Shouldn’t have to get one, though.

    A thousand times: Yes.

  184. “Horses are assholes.”

    Ah, err, well, ahhh, not all horses!

  185. Two thumbs down???

    YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!

  186. I’m gonna try and sleep.

    *hands Leon a possum-pelt pillow*

  187. In NM they don’t enforce basic traffic law. Not worried about gun enforcement. If we had guns. Stupid kayaks.

  188. I love:

    Pups, Chrispy, Sean, MCPO, Leon, TFFW and Jay.

    The rest of you can die in a horrible fire, while watching a State of the Union Address on a continual loop.

  189. G’night, Leon. *Winks*

  190. Hey! I liked first! (Y)

  191. Leon, please don’t think about the bricks being moved tomorrow, yeah, don’t think about that.

    Sweet dreams!!

  192. (If you were on FB the (Y) would be a thumbs up)

  193. The rest of you can die in a horrible fire, while watching a State of the Union Address on a continual loop.

    *gets out orange foamy earplugs and marshmallows*

  194. I give this post 2 hairy tea bags of celestial seasonings.

  195. Wait, Oso, Jimbro and George are also awesome.

    The rest of you continue to die by fire. While watching a STOU while kissing Pelosi.

    Pricks

  196. MJ, if you are ever in Boulder, the Celestial Seasonings totally out vapes the patchouli. Totally. (WTF! Stupid Marquette)

  197. Scott, I’m most disappointed in you!

  198. MJ, I hope your testicles itch like a MOFO tonight.

  199. MJ, I hope your testicles itch like a MOFO tonight.

    Like every night?

  200. Just because he’s scratching them doesn’t mean they itch.

    Just sayin

  201. Hahaha. Distracted. Texting my bro. His ex is an educator. He owns his own law firm. Hilarity.

  202. I only read Mare’s comments on Rosetta posts.

  203. It sucks getting old.
    Some of the photos on my fridge are 20 years old.

  204. (Y) Thongs up.

  205. The magnets on my fridge are 20 years old. Get off my lawn.

  206. Some of the photos on my fridge are 20 years old.

    And all of them off of milk cartons.

  207. Stupid Marquette.

  208. If I knew where Leon lived I would be on the road tonight.

    Those bricks need to be moved.

    Stupid Hotspur.

  209. I was gonna say my fridge is 20 years old but we upgraded.

  210. Leon, I’m feeling this strange kinship with you right now. My husband’s out of town for the next couple of weeks, I’m having to watch his cat – his cat who scratched my cornea last December.

  211. I was gonna say my fridge is 20 years old but we upgraded.

    Does this work with wives?

  212. Does anyone else remember watching The Night Stalker on TV?

  213. When I lived in Chama, we kept getting critters in the house via the cat door. I started locking the pet door. Stupid raccoon started knocking on the freaking door.

  214. No. I was too young to watch that.

  215. *Kicks Scott in the shins*

  216. When I lived in TX, we had a customer that would whistle The Night Stalker theme as he shopped. Asshole.

  217. Carole King – Hitmaker extraordinaire!

  218. OK, Y’all, I’m bouncing, reading trashy novels, and watching OSU basketball. Surely you people can keep up. Surely.

  219. I’m as old as MCPO’s link.

  220. OSO!!!! You come back here and check out my link – NOW!

  221. we had a customer that would whistle The Night Stalker theme as he shopped.

    Did he buy a lot of mallets and oak doweling?

  222. GO, I used to run away. creepy. Chief, I listened to your link. I’m singing it now!

  223. I used to do an impression of Carol Burnett’s charlady. Who do kids these days impersonate? My Edith Ann kicks ass too.

  224. Oso – Stewie and Peter from Family Guy, mostly.

  225. Mcpo, I sing Prom night dumpster baby and talk like cart man.

  226. Cartman.

  227. Have I ever mentioned how much I h8 Laettner and Duke?

  228. Evening, Reprobates.

    Did anyone else evict little old ladies today?

  229. Loved The Night Stalker. Darrin McGavin. He was kind of an anti-hero hero, like Chief Brody in Jaws.

  230. Darrin McGavin. When journos were cool. Sorry, Sean.

  231. Darin McGavin was the BEST. DAD. EVAR!

    I tear up every time he helps Ralphie to find the AR-15.

  232. You guys are weird. Not normal like me.

  233. O H

  234. Used to watch the Night Stalker. Liked the 2 hour movie.

  235. WTF is going on with all the logging on to every single page? Getting old. I have too many different log ins and passwords. If you are on youtube, I’m kahnjrster.

  236. >>>>You guys are weird. Not normal like me.<<<<

    Normal is boring.

    And overated.

  237. OK, I am tired of posting and being ignored. SO I am gonna not post and be ignored

    Wait, that’s not right….

  238. Abby something.

  239. Mundo, you haven’t been poating

  240. If don’t want to be ignored, you should set yourself on fire, or borrow some of Dave In Texas’ assless chaps or something.

  241. Mundane – Does it always have to be about you?

  242. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

  243. Ignoring people is a Hostages tradition.

  244. Abby something.

    It sure ain’t Hans Delbruck.

  245. No such thing as assless chaps. Kicks BiW for being a goober.

  246. IO

  247. borrow some of Dave In Texas’ assless chaps or something.

    He never lends out the assed ones.

  248. Oso loves Pups!!!!

  249. BRB. I have to pretend I did stuff while Dan was at work.

  250. Hi BiW!
    It has been a while, how’s it goin’?

  251. >>>No such thing as assless chaps. Kicks BiW for being a goober.<<<

    It was a joke for DiT.

  252. Mundane – Does it always have to be about you?

    No.

    But there is a distinct lack of bewbz in today poat. So, lacking cleave, yeah, it does.
    *
    *
    *
    *
    No, it doesn’t. I go do time out now…

  253. THERE’S NO TIME OUTS IN THE HOSTAGES!

  254. 10 lowes large moving boxes have not made a dent in my stuff.

    Books! I have 500 hardcover books! I put them on craigs list 25 cents each.

    no calls.

    should I ask for a dime?

  255. Oso loves Pups!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/ck7ovh8

  256. Donate them, Vman. I think you’ll be able to write off a bigger chunk than if you tried to sell them.

  257. Busy, Vman, which is good. I’m glad business is turning around for you too.

  258. Your local library will take them and give you a receipt for the taxes.

  259. Fahrenheit 411

  260. Vmax, no one who uses CL reads books, unless they are manga.

  261. >>>THERE’S NO TIME OUTS IN THE HOSTAGES!<<<

    Indecent exposure, public drunkeness, and lewd suggestions, but no time outs.

  262. Indecent exposure, public drunkeness, and lewd suggestions

    Just another Thursday.

  263. Apparently OSO LOVES PUPS in all caps isn’t recognized!

  264. They do not buy Hoverounds either Mundy. Or Sisco routers and switches. or nevermind I will go free in a day.

  265. And some of the best new cuss words and insults ever.

    Fukksize and Hairy Teabags. It just doesn’t get any better than this.

  266. It’s not “Indecent exposure”. It’s merely an absence of trousers.

  267. >>>Just another Thursday.<<<

    Exactly.

  268. the only thing I regret not bringing to California when I moved was books. Fiction, no biggie, but I gave away some fantastic reference books that I’ll never be able to afford again.

  269. It isn’t the absence of trousers, it’s the absence of underwear.

  270. Heh imagines explaining at IRS audit. “Yes I made $3000 last year. Yes I donated $15,000 to charity.” What could go wrong?

  271. >>>the only thing I regret not bringing to California when I moved was books. Fiction, no biggie, but I gave away some fantastic reference books that I’ll never be able to afford again.<<<

    I had no idea "Our Bodies, Our Selves" went at such a premium.

  272. “Underwear” is a contrivance cooked up by Big Cotton!!

  273. Hairy Teabags

    He’s a character in my new noir novel, “The Poatman Only Rings Twice.”

  274. V…be careful with craigslist free, people will show up and take stuff out of your house and yard. Do a garage sale, but don’t let strangers know you are moving away. You`ll get de copper ed.

  275. Good one MCPO

  276. Nite mare.

    http://tinyurl.com/cadd43w

  277. Now you people start commenting? Now?

  278. Thanks Pups
    I have heard that as well

  279. We waited on porpoise, Oso.

  280. >>>Now you people start commenting? Now?<<<

    You're right. I'magonna go watch TV.

  281. Brown trout

    That’s no fish, that’s Brian Dennehy.

  282. I H8 U. BTW, we say Cra Cra.

  283. That’s no fish, that’s Brian Dennehy.

    Heh

  284. How is Herself doing?

  285. Where is wiserbud? It’s not gay enough around here.

  286. Wiser usually has record store Thursdays

  287. record store

    I’ll bet he can hear that hated phrase through his fillings.

  288. Fukang meteorite!

  289. Mesa, your Will Sasso link was beyond creepy.

  290. Mesa, Vmax is moving to Houston.

  291. Lemons!

  292. I saw!

  293. WTF, with the lemons? That was so creepy.

  294. This is fucking awesome.

    http://is.gd/xdReOF

  295. So, you don’t like a good lemon party?

  296. A Don Lemon party?

  297. night all

  298. Bing Sanctuario de Chimayo and Tome Hill.

  299. No.

  300. DUI checkpoints all along the path. I work. Yay!

  301. Huh?

  302. Hey where are the white women at?

  303. Well I’m shocked by the lack of white women direction here.

    HAAAARRRRRUUUUMMPPPHHH!!!

  304. Rosie, tell us how Daisy came to be with your family.

  305. Hey where are the white women at?

    In prisoner of war camps. Because of the Republican War on Wimmens.

  306. I feel so extraordinary
    Something’s got a derp on me
    I get this feeling I’m in motion
    A sudden sense of liberty

  307. Good morning all!

  308. Somewhere in a dusty shoebox I have a picture of me near this sign in NZ:

    http://tinyurl.com/y8djflm

    VMax’s fish story remindered me….

  309. Good Friday—a day of reflection for Catholics. As the Lenten season winds down children dream of a chocolate-bearing Easter Bunny and adults begin to think of ham or lamb.

    Some people didn’t give up anything for Lent:

    http://tinyurl.com/d2ey234

  310. Waiting for wakey.

    http://tinyurl.com/bjqaabg

  311. MJ, where’s the Easter bewbs?

    http://tinyurl.com/bu3nvnu

  312. Kid taxi time

  313. Early tits have landed. I have a busy day ahead.

    NEW POST for the retarded amongst us.


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