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HHD – 2013 Summer Movies Edition

Roamy sent me an IM to my Prodigy account late last night asking if I could thow the HHD together as she was still under observation after a slight mishap involving a hammock, a sex toy, seven bomb pops, a feather boa, and the Blu-Ray of Magic Mike, but I promised that I wouldn’t get into specifics.

For the ladies, let the yummy begin… you’re welcome.

For the dudes, the links lead to the trailers… you’re welcome.

The Lone Ranger, Arnie Hammer is The Lone Ranger:

The Wolverine, Hugh Jackman is The Wolverine:

Star Trek Into Darkness, Chris Pine is Captain Kirk:

Ironman 3, Robert Downey Jr. is Ironman:

Man of Steel, Henry Cavill is Superman:

Pacific Rim, Charlie Hunnam is Raleigh Antrobus:

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March 27, 2013
Categories: bacon, Balls, Hulk Smash, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, She-Meat, Things that really matter, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer

342 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 7:38 am

    Not as gay as usual. Nice job.

  2. Comment by osoloco11 on March 27, 2013 7:49 am

    Ha! Cyn peeked at our movie date list.

  3. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 7:52 am

    I slept almost 9 whole hours. It was hard, and I had to take a few short breaks, but I did it!

  4. Comment by phat on March 27, 2013 7:52 am

    WTF is ‘Pacific Rim’? Sounds like a weird Tahitian sex act.

    Color me intrigued,,,

  5. Comment by pepelp2 on March 27, 2013 7:58 am

    Morning children.

  6. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 8:03 am

    It is not quite as cold as I thought it might be. Our high temp yesterday was a record low for the day.

  7. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 8:08 am

    Are you packing yet, Vmax?

  8. Comment by phat on March 27, 2013 8:12 am

    OK, dogs are fed, back to bed.

  9. Comment by lauraw on March 27, 2013 8:12 am

    Good job, Leon!

    Good morning Hostages.

  10. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 8:14 am

    I was contemplating the logistics of packing and moving this morning while deciding to leave the warmth of my bed.

    I think I will rent a trailer and where to get boxes?

  11. Comment by phat on March 27, 2013 8:21 am

    Vman, last time I rented a U-Haul they sold boxes there. They were pricey, however.

    Scope the back of your local Home Depot, you’ll usually find some big boxes there.

  12. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 8:22 am

    I think I finally ran out of stuff to talk about last night.

    37 years. It was a good run.

  13. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 8:24 am

    Thanks Phat.

    What will MJ live for now that he has run out of words?

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 8:25 am

    I bought boxes at Lowes when we moved. Sturdy boxes, so we still have a few in use for storage. They weren’t too pricy. If we were moving as far as you are, there’s no way I would have brought furniture.

  15. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 8:30 am

    He’ll have something new to talk about after the first day in the VI.

  16. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 8:35 am

    Yes the vultures are going to make out like bandits. I have a 55″ old style TV that works fine and even does 1080i that will hit the curb.

    My leather sofa and recliner are probably going to travel with me but I am not sure.

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 8:39 am

    Vmax, before packing, if you make ads on CL for everything you don’t want to drag along, you might make some gas money.

  18. Comment by phat on March 27, 2013 8:48 am

    Vman,

    I’ll be in Houston later this year for sim training (after I finally retire from the AF).

    Looking forward to buying you several beers.

  19. Comment by mundane68 on March 27, 2013 9:19 am

    Morning all

  20. Comment by Car in on March 27, 2013 9:19 am

    I think I finally ran out of stuff to talk about last night.

    37 years. It was a good run.

    When I run out of things to say, I usually start with “Obama is such an asshole …” and suddenly I have plenty of ideas.

  21. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 9:21 am

    Vmax, walk through your house and convert everything you are moving into cubic feet, add it up and add 10%.

    I think you will find that you need a truck.

    Oh, and don’t dumpster-dive for boxes. When the boxes are uniform in size, they are easier to move, load, and store.

  22. Comment by Hotspur on March 27, 2013 9:28 am

    Scott, it’s almost like you know how to move things.

  23. Comment by daveintexas on March 27, 2013 9:40 am

    Want a little economic sunshine? This is amazing.

    http://tinyurl.com/dyyv54w

    This 20 county shale oil field in South Texas was nothing 6 years ago. Today it is the “single largest oil and gas development in the world”, producing 375,000 barrels a day. It supports 116,000 jobs and has an economic impact in the state of Texas of $61 billion dollars a year. In one year, the number of jobs more than doubled, and production tripled.

  24. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 9:43 am

    Vmax you should also check out uship.com.

    You can probably find a few paying jobs to cover the truck and fuel expenses.

  25. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 9:57 am

    G’morning, cool kids.

  26. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 10:02 am

    Congrats, VMan!

    Hmm… Mission Bend VS Katy.

    Nothing that involves bending Katy?

  27. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 10:05 am

    Awesome or creepy?

    http://imgur.com/gallery/MPWcsKg

  28. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 10:09 am

    Awesome or creepy?

    Yes!

  29. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 10:19 am

    Google is one of those companies I’d take a job at just for the chance to go public with all the creepy stuff happening inside it.

  30. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 10:25 am

    They’d either assimilate you or disappear you, Leon.

  31. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 10:28 am

    I’m not assimil-able. They’d have to use the GAssassin.

  32. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 10:31 am

    Cyn, NICCCCCCCE, job on HHD.

    Henry Cavill’s body is NICCCCCCCCCE.

    Yep, NiCCCCCCCCCE start to the day.

  33. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 10:39 am

    Just to piss off Wiser and Mare:

  34. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 10:41 am

    Henry Cavill’s body is NICCCCCCCCCE.

    He won’t need much for his Superman suit now, will he. And Jackman is still looking very fine as well. Very fine.

  35. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 10:42 am

    Is it just me, or does that broad not have an upper lip? It makes her face look a little weird.

  36. Comment by Hotspur on March 27, 2013 10:49 am

    How come you didn’t include Jim Carrey?

  37. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 10:50 am

    Heh. That was rhetorical, I’m sure.

  38. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 10:50 am

    OK I now have both offers
    Offer 1; Direct hire, better pay $6.50 more per hour. Large firm 300+ employees. Fixed position with few opportunities for advancement beyond position hired. Average benefits

    Offer 2; Contract to hire 6 month contract. Definitely will hire at the completion of the contract, possibility of more money after 6 months.
    Smaller firm with 25 employees. Open to moving me from Designer to Project Manager in future. Average benefits.

    Off the top of my head $6.50 per hour more buys a lot of future advancement. Direct hire is better as well.

    Any one care to comment?

  39. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 10:52 am

    I’m not at Cavill’s musculature, yet, but I’m definitely as fit as Downey.

  40. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 10:54 am

    Tough call, Vman; they both have their pro’s and con’s. Is location a factor for you in the decision-making?

  41. Comment by osoloco11 on March 27, 2013 10:54 am

    I’ll be watching Kick Ass 2 because Hit Girl is the best character EVER!!!! I’m ignoring that the premiere date got pushed from June into August, where summer movies go to die.

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 10:56 am

    I like the second one, but I haven’t been out of work for a while.

    It’s possible you could apply for #2 in the future, if the first one isn’t too your liking. You have to weigh the possibility for advancement in there. Myself, I don’t really want to move up, so I’m happy where I am. If you do want to, that becomes more important.

    I like smaller teams. Maybe you prefer a larger, more structured group. Cost benefit analysis.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 10:56 am

    I don’t know how old you are, VMax, but I’d lean toward #1 as well. $6.50 hour is probably the better part of a decade’s worth of advancement. Also, if anything goes south at the other job before advancement, you’re out $6.50 for every hour worked.

    The only mitigating factor I can think of is lifestyle and the type of work. Also, being one of 300 is a very different experience than being 1 of 25.

  44. Comment by Hotspur on March 27, 2013 10:56 am

    I would take option 1, Vmax..

  45. Comment by Hotspur on March 27, 2013 10:57 am

    By the way, there is always an opportunity to move up. They just don’t know it yet.

  46. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 10:58 am

    I like what leon and Hotspur said. #1 seems to be a better fit. #2 as top choice for me is strictly personal.

  47. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 10:58 am

    They are both in the suburbs of Houston, I am moving to them so I can pick where I rent and how long the commute will be so I cannot see any obvious advantage to either one.
    I think the higher paying job is close to a toll road. Houston has an abundance of toll roads.

  48. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 11:01 am

    If you are on a toll road, definitely look at IPass, or anything similar to it. Buying in bulk saved my brother a lot of money, when he had to drive the bridge over Lake Ponchatrain (however you spell it, SYWM) on the way into New Orleans.

  49. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 11:01 am

    VMan,
    I generally count promises of future advancement as having a net present value of $0.0, give or take a few cents. Money on the table is money on the table.

    I would be uneasy working at the place where that lady refused to shake your hand. I think she was floored by your rugged manliness and was getting hot under the burka. She was able to restrain herself during the interview, but might sexually harass you once you get there.

    Ok, that second thing was just me being an ass. Ignore me.

  50. Comment by Hotspur on March 27, 2013 11:05 am

    We usually do.

  51. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 11:06 am

    >>We usually do.

    And yet you made that comment.

  52. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 11:07 am

    Was someone talking?

    /that’s how it’s done!

  53. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 11:10 am

    Option 1 401k 4% match with up to a 3% profit share match for a possible total of 7%

    Option 2 is a straight 5% match.

  54. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 11:16 am

    “Definitely will hire at the completion of the contract,”

    Hmmmm, I understand the nature of contract hiring for 6 months, but if they are “definitely” going to hire you after, why not make it a 12 month contract or a different structure entirely.

    Long story short: Saying “definitely” means nothing.

  55. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 11:17 am

    Burka company was not offering Tushar.

    My thought to future position is I can always pursue it somewhere else.

    And one can count on laziness. I learned to grade by putting a finished grading plan in front of the engineer that did not want to teach me to grade.

    It was far easier for him to correct a few errors than to do all the work himself. Asking to help do ones job is usually not frowned on.

  56. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 11:18 am

    Mare, my take is that companies like to put that 6 months thing because that gives them an option in case the guy turns out to be, whats the latest buzzword … cray cray.

  57. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 11:21 am

    With VMax, they would be cray cray not to make him permanent after the six month period.

  58. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 11:22 am

    Tushar, I agree, but Vman has had companies back out before. One in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    Of course companies use that as an out, that was my point.

  59. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 11:23 am

    Most companies have you on a 90-day probationary period any way so that 6 month deal seems a bit flaky to me. Almost as though they aren’t sure that they’ll have enough work for you down the road.

    The larger firm obviously is doing well enough to require that many people.

  60. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 27, 2013 11:23 am

    Vman, which company do you “feel better” about? I know it sounds hopelessly liberal, but I’m guessing that your gut is telling you which one is going to be a better fit for you. That old saying still applies: “Find a job that you love, and you’ll never “work” another day in your life.”

    If you don’t love, love, love Company #1, believe me when I tell you that you will grow to hate every penny of the extra money that you might make working there.

    Trust your instincts on this one – and remember that there are still LOTS of jobs available in a state this big (and ornery).

  61. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 11:24 am

    “Almost as though they aren’t sure that they’ll have enough work for you down the road.”

    BINGO!

  62. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 11:25 am

    Also, which company has gluten in the lunchroom?

  63. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 11:27 am

    Of course you’ll hate your company. That’s why they have to pay you to show up.

  64. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 11:27 am

    VMax, another reason for going with option 1:
    Companies are generally scared of making the decision about who to hire and at what cost. That is why they like to see a history of past employers and pay. If company A was ready to pay $X, then company B is comfortable paying $X plus some.

    If you accept offer 1, that immediately stamps you with a worth that is higher than company B would. You have a built in pay advantage on your next move. And if you don’t move? You can cry for not accepting offer B and wipe your tears with dollar bills.

  65. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 11:28 am

    1

  66. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 11:29 am

    Under contract the company has no skin in the game. They can let me go and not have to pay UE or Cobra etc. However the position is hard to fill so if I make it 6 months and don’t drive them cray cray, they can hire me and no longer pay the agency’s fee that is substantial.

    Direct hire the company pays the exact same fee up front and takes their chances.

  67. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 11:29 am

    >>Of course you’ll hate your company. That’s why they have to pay you to show up.

    Heh. So true.

  68. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 27, 2013 11:31 am

    Cyn – EXCELLENT selection of eye candy today!

    FWIW, Mr. TiFW and I went to see an advance showing of GI Joe 2 last night – it was quite enjoyable. And oh, the muscles! *fans self furiously*

    Where was I? Oh, yeah – if you plan on going to see GIJ2, you’ll definitely want to shell out the extra bucks to see it in 3D; it’s pretty awesome.

    I don’t want to spoil anything, but let me just say that Bruce Willis’ character has a kitchen full of gadgets that any Hostage(tte) would kill for….. 😛

  69. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 11:34 am

    “Of course you’ll hate your company. That’s why they have to pay you to show up.”

    HA!

  70. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 11:36 am

    VMax, if you are getting that gut feeling that TiFW is talking about, and think that pay aside, you would love Company B more, how about showing them the offer from Company A before you accept? You never know. They might bump it a bit.

  71. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 11:37 am

    Okay, now Vman, show up to both companies without pants and see which one “overreacts.”

  72. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 11:37 am

    25% less gheyness today. Good job!

  73. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 11:39 am

    BTW, I say that, but for the most part, I actually liked the civilian companies I’ve worked for. Some more than others, sure. But never hated a company enough to quit.

  74. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 11:41 am

    >>Okay, now Vman, show up to both companies without pants and see which one “overreacts.”

    Or, show up wearing a burka and refuse to shake anyone’s hand.
    Seriously, I cannot get that woman out of my head. I hate it when people move to another country and insist on imposing their cultural stuff on the locals.

  75. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 11:44 am

    Tushar, I think I missed the burka story. Extrapolating what you’ve said, some stupid muslim bitch works in a company and finds shaking hands at that American company offensive?

  76. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 11:44 am

    If that is in company #1 uh, oh.

  77. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 11:45 am

    HA! Cyn’s categories.

    Categories: bacon, Balls, Hulk Smash, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, She-Meat, Things that really matter, You’re gonna love my nuts, Your mom likes this .

  78. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 11:47 am

    You wear a burka in America, to me, you’re a dumb muslim bitch.

    You wear one in Muslim countries, you’re just trying to stay alive.

  79. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 11:47 am

    vmax, which job will let you bring Zeke to work? 🙂

    Offer # 1 – definitely. Unless “future” options are written down in the offer letter, they aren’t worth squat. Take the money now.

  80. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 11:50 am

    Mare, no. Fortunately, the Burka company was a different one. They don’t deserve to have good people working for them.

  81. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 11:52 am

    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”

    “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”

    “Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”

    “I’d be happy to,” said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde?s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

    Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond. What are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”

    “Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde,” but we had money left over — so now we’re going to Sea World.”

  82. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 11:58 am

    Looks like someone was paying attention to The Bible’s ratings:

    http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/bill-oreilly-killing-jesus-adapted-by-nat-geo/2013/03/26/id/496303?s=al&promo_code=12EFD-1

    Killing Lincoln on Nat Geo was also good. Can’t wait for Killing Kennedy, which was an excellent book.

  83. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 27, 2013 12:02 pm

    FWIW, the only reason I mentioned that about “your gut” is because Mr. TiFW took a position within his company a couple of years ago despite his misgivings about the person who was going to be the newly-formed group’s supervisor (they had worked together previously as co-workers). He was excited about the “possibilities” for a brand new project where he would be a part of development from the beginning.

    Six months in, he was absolutely miserable – loved the work, hated the supervisor’s insistence on “following the process” to the exclusion of all else. Despite giving the same level of professionalism to his tasks as he always did – which had always been reflected with an “Excellent”/”Above and Beyond” rating every year – his supervisor insisted on giving him the lowest possible rating on his performance appraisal that year.

    Fortunately, all of the other supervisors who knew Mr. TiFW shamed his supervisor into raising that rating. As one of them told me later, he – and everyone else in the room – was “shocked and saddened” by that supervisor’s actions (and he hasn’t risen any further in the company since that time).

    Mr. TiFW was IMMEDIATELY offered positions in a couple of groups which had openings, and hasn’t looked back. He also said that he will NEVER take a job again – regardless of the salary/opportunity offered – if he has a bad feeling about it going in.

  84. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 27, 2013 12:08 pm

    Sorry about the book I just wrote….

  85. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 12:13 pm

    tl;dr

  86. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 12:14 pm

    Or, in the words of Rosetta:

    And then what happened?

  87. Comment by Sean M. on March 27, 2013 12:16 pm

    Good day, Haterade drinkers.

  88. Comment by osoloco11 on March 27, 2013 12:16 pm

    J’ames, no way they had money left over to go to Sea World. Shenanigans!!!

  89. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 12:18 pm

    My comment to vmax about choosing a job based on taking Zeke with him is only partially a joke. I have my current job because it was the first one I found after getting laid off 2 years ago. I could not bring my dog in to work with me here – it wouldn’t be allowed. But I will be looking for another dog this fall, and will require that I be able to bring my dog to work with me for the first 3 months or so that I have him, so that we bond properly. That means a new job.

    I was able to do this with my current dog Beta, and it has made a huge difference.

  90. Comment by clintbird on March 27, 2013 12:18 pm

    Option 1 Vmax. No contest.

  91. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 12:28 pm

    Holy smokes, AD, I bet that narrows the possibilities considerably.

    Not sure how I feel about a bunch of coworkers bringing their dogs to work with them. Maybe if they had their own office and sound proofed too. Extra breaks to take them “out.” The smell. Allergies. Hair.

  92. Comment by wiserbud on March 27, 2013 12:29 pm

    congrats, Vmax!!!

    I am not, in any way, qualified to offer suggestions regarding anyone else’s career decisions, so all I’m going to say is congratulations.

  93. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 27, 2013 12:40 pm

    Or, in the words of Rosetta:
    And then what happened?

    I found $20.

    Duh. 😉

  94. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 12:44 pm

    Heh Wiser it is H2. I expect “Show up drunk with hookers and midgets for the interview” advice.

    I sent my acceptance letter to Company 1 just now.

    AD has a point. My last job was very pet friendly. That made vet visits or working overtime easy. However I need a job first I will consider pet friendly when I have the luxury of money in the bank.

  95. Comment by pepelp2 on March 27, 2013 12:45 pm

    Re. the creepy Google photo,

    *contemplates making a giant finger outline out of rocks to flip off the Google cameras*

  96. Comment by pepelp2 on March 27, 2013 12:46 pm

    Congrats VMax, really happy for you.

    AD say you’re training companion dogs for the handicapped. It will give HR a warm fuzzy feeling.

  97. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 12:47 pm

    “However I need a job first I will consider pet friendly when I have the luxury of money in the bank.”

    Ah, yes.

  98. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 12:52 pm

    At last, good news for someone. Moving up, Vmax!

  99. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 12:56 pm

    Could NYE Co-Hosts Anderson Cooper And Kathy Griffin Be Getting Their Own Show On CNN?

    http://bit.ly/11MZXY7

    Animal Planet would be a better fit.

    Or Logo.

  100. Comment by wiserbud on March 27, 2013 12:57 pm

    AD say you’re training companion dogs for the handicapped. It will give HR a warm fuzzy feeling.

    Excellent advice. Woman who works with wiserbride does this and she gets to bring her trainees into work every day.

    Here’s her latest student (mare, prepare to squeeeee…):

    http://tinyurl.com/bw4uzyn

  101. Comment by wiserbud on March 27, 2013 12:58 pm

    Could NYE Co-Hosts Anderson Cooper And Kathy Griffin Be Getting Their Own Show On CNN?

    Fag and Fag-Hag 360?

  102. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:00 pm

    Fag and Fag-Hag 360?

    Not sure which is which. But they’re both fabulous.

  103. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 1:02 pm

    >>AD say you’re training companion dogs for the handicapped.

    Don’t tell them that the handicapped person is you, or that your handicap is 16 on a slope of 138.

  104. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 1:03 pm

    pepe, I’ve seriously considered it – both saying it and doing it. We train our dogs to pass the Therapy Dog test – it is not that much further to go for assistance training. And then we can slap the ugly orange vest on them and take them anywhere with us.

    However I need a job first I will consider pet friendly when I have the luxury of money in the bank.

    Exactly the situation I was in. I understand completely.

  105. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 1:04 pm

    See, Wiser, if a coworker brought in that sweet little angel everyday, I’d get squat done!

  106. Comment by Sean M. on March 27, 2013 1:05 pm

    Could NYE Co-Hosts Anderson Cooper And Kathy Griffin Be Getting Their Own Show On CNN?

    “Today, everybody in our studio audience is getting hepatitis!”

  107. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 1:06 pm

    I don’t know if this is true or even probable, but I want it to be true so I’m linking it!

  108. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 1:06 pm

    >>I’d get squat done!

    And then you will have buns of steel.

  109. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 1:07 pm

    My “truth threshold” is a little shaky.

  110. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:08 pm

    “Today, everybody in our studio audience is getting hepatitis!”

    Let’s Make A Deal only gave everyone a case of Eskimo Pies.

  111. Comment by wiserbud on March 27, 2013 1:08 pm

    See, Wiser, if a coworker brought in that sweet little angel everyday, I’d get squat done!

    wiserbride does admit to having a difficult time concentrating when he’s there during meetings.

  112. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:12 pm

    Doggy videos. That, and Skinemax. The most powerful sinkholes for time known to man.

  113. Comment by wiserbud on March 27, 2013 1:14 pm

    “Today, everybody in our studio audience is getting hepatitis!”

    “Look under your chairs! Everybody, look under your chairs NOW!”

    “That’s right! You get a bucket of semen! And YOU get a bucket of semen! And you! and You! And YOU! YOU ALL GET A BUCKET OF SEMEN!!”

  114. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:15 pm

    YOU ALL GET A BUCKET OF SEMEN!!

    Wait, is this Rosetta’s house?

  115. Comment by wiserbud on March 27, 2013 1:16 pm

    Wait, is this Rosetta’s house?

    you don’t get the bucket at Rosetta’s

  116. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:18 pm

    Well, I don’t know how I’m going to carry it home. No way I’m finishing it there.

  117. Comment by wiserbud on March 27, 2013 1:21 pm

    No way I’m finishing it there.

    Mare will be happy to finish whatever you can’t

  118. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 1:22 pm

    Hey, who’s the dead guy?

    And did he lose any bullwhips on his hiatus from H2?

  119. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 1:24 pm

    Jay —

    Organizing for Action is staring down our first quarterly fundraising deadline — ever.

    After March 31st, we’ll have a record of the founding members who helped build this organization from the start.

    I wonder what kind of banner we would get if we chipped in a dollar. Would Bammy come visit us? Or would he just keep “creepy hands” away from us.

  120. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:25 pm

    And did he lose any bullwhips on his hiatus from H2?

    They’re all right where I left them. Look inside wiserbud’s pants.

    I’ve been mute because I’m very apprehensive and nervous over buying a house. I fear it is too much expense for us. Looks like we’re closing on it in a few days. Now, back to my hemlock tea.

  121. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:29 pm

    SCOTUSblog @SCOTUSblog

    Final update: #scotus 80% likely to strike down #doma. J Kennedy suggests it violates states’ rights; 4 other Justices see as gay rights.

    I don’t care what they say, marriage is a tax.

  122. Comment by wiserbud on March 27, 2013 1:30 pm

    I don’t care what they say, marriage is a tax.

    Well, it certainly can be taxing at times…..

  123. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 1:36 pm

    I also see doma as violating states rights, as would a gay marriage amendment. It in the definition.

  124. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:38 pm

    DOMA is in trouble.

    http://bit.ly/ZZhfRj

  125. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 1:46 pm

    Gay hating Clinton signs DOMA.

    Ted Olson, Dick Cheney’s solicitor general, is arguing in favor of gay marriage.

    Barack Obama will get credit for gay rights.

    This all makes perfect sense and in no way contradicts what people assume to be true.

  126. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:47 pm

    Important ornithological news.

    http://bit.ly/ZZjfsS

  127. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 1:54 pm

    Cyn’s new plan

    http://bit.ly/YfG9ND

  128. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 1:56 pm

    Cyn’s new plan

    *waits for xbrad by the low-hanging-fruit trap

  129. Comment by Sean M. on March 27, 2013 2:02 pm

    This all makes perfect sense and in no way contradicts what people assume to be true.

    “Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.” –Some guy whose name escapes me at the moment

  130. Comment by pepelp2 on March 27, 2013 2:07 pm

    Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 1:04 pm
    See, Wiser, if a coworker brought in that sweet little angel everyday, I’d get squat done!
    ======
    So, the usual…………….

  131. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 2:08 pm

    [i] –Some guy whose name escapes me at the moment[/i]

    I think that was Paul Lynde.

  132. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 27, 2013 2:10 pm

    I also see DOMA as violating states rights

    Any chance that Obamacare violates states’ rights?

    I mean, given that no state (to my knowledge) has the “right” to opt out of it if their citizens decide they don’t want it…..

  133. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 2:10 pm

    Has anyone seen RedEye yet? Don’t ruin it, but I’ll bet Nick Searcy was awesome.

  134. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 2:11 pm

    Yes, I think it does, TiFW!

  135. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 27, 2013 2:12 pm

    And if SCOTUS sees DOMA as violating states’ rights, then does that mean that they will uphold Prop. 8 in California? Seeing as the majority of people in that state voted FOR it.

    Seems like special interest groups are all for “the will of the people” except when the “will” isn’t what their group wants.

  136. Comment by Sean M. on March 27, 2013 2:15 pm

    Any chance that Obamacare violates states’ rights?

    Stop using rayciss code words.

  137. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 2:20 pm

    Stop using rayciss code words.

    I just received my cipher packet with all the code words. It’s called “Webster’s Dictionary.”

  138. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 2:21 pm

    I shaved today in honor of X2 days of sunshine!

  139. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 27, 2013 2:22 pm

    Then, there’s the pesky little problem about whether Roe v. Wade violates states’ rights (and boy, does it) –

    Step carefully, Justice Kennedy……

  140. Comment by beasn on March 27, 2013 2:22 pm

    If DOMA violates states rights and prop 8 is discrimination, then what does affirmative action do?

  141. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 2:23 pm

    then what does affirmative action do?

    Anything Chancellor Obama demands.

  142. Comment by beasn on March 27, 2013 2:24 pm

    Then, there’s the pesky little problem about whether Roe v. Wade violates states’ rights (and boy, does it) –

    Step carefully, Justice Kennedy……

    Because STFU, that’s why!!

    They can make shit up any way they want to rule their world view.

  143. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 2:28 pm

    Reading a sidebar link, I came across an old Ace post, and then an old USS Clueless post. I forgot how enjoyable Stephen Den Beste is to read.

    http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2004/04/Thetruthis….shtml

  144. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 27, 2013 2:30 pm

    then what does affirmative action do?

    It will be interesting to read their judgments on the Voting Rights Act – could start some ripples in the pond.

  145. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 3:09 pm

  146. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 3:34 pm

    Can’t ever go wrong with Steely Dan.

  147. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 3:45 pm

    Back from the library/shopping. Now low-hanging fruit was picked.

  148. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 3:46 pm

    MUST WATCH NOW!

    http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/videogallery/index.html?media_id=161316781

    Warning- Autoplay. SFW if you work for or with rocket surgeons.

  149. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 3:51 pm

    Hawtness!

  150. Comment by Car in on March 27, 2013 3:53 pm

    At the hospital. Picking up dad. Short stay this time, only 6 days.

  151. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 3:54 pm

    Ugh, Carin; I’m glad that the stay was short and he’s headed back home.

  152. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:05 pm

    I am SO EXCITED to announce my first series “Raising McCain” will premiere this summer on Participant’s new cable network PIVOT!!!

    — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 27, 2013

  153. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 4:07 pm

    Meggie Mac should just go ahead and do porn. Put those bewbs to some good use.

  154. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 4:13 pm

    “Can’t ever go wrong with Steely Dan.”

    D’OH! I hate steely dan like you hate pink floyd.

  155. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:17 pm

    “The Cuervo Gold
    The fine Columbian,
    Make tonight a wonderful place.”

  156. Comment by Hotspur on March 27, 2013 4:18 pm

    Anyone who thinks the Supreme Court will uphold DOMA is not paying attention.

  157. Comment by daveintexas on March 27, 2013 4:23 pm

    >> MUST WATCH NOW!

    I DID! IT WAS GOOD! I LIKED!

  158. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:25 pm

    Dave, why did you break AOS?

  159. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 4:25 pm

    I hate steely dan like you hate pink floyd.

    I use to really like Steely Dan, until forced to listen to them for hours without end while on the dark back-side of a 24 hour coke binge. The Royal Scam and Katy Lied are about the only ones I can stomach now.

  160. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 4:31 pm

    Apparently, Mare only likes the song stylings of Don Ho and Michael Buble.

  161. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 4:31 pm

    Raomy!!!! That was good! And your hair looked good too!

  162. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 4:32 pm

    STEELY DAN SUCKS, MCPO!!!!

    And only you druggers like it.

    AD kicked his habit.

  163. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 4:32 pm

    Not a Don Ho fan. Don’t know what Michael Buble sings.

  164. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:33 pm

    You’d like Michael Buble.

    Youtube Save the Last Dance buble

  165. Comment by George Orwell cooling his heels on March 27, 2013 4:34 pm

    >> I use to really like Steely Dan, until forced to listen to them for hours without end while on the dark back-side of a 24 hour coke binge. The Royal Scam and Katy Lied are about the only ones I can stomach now.

    In other words, Wednesday.

  166. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:34 pm

    It’s not “Tiny Bubbles”, but it’s catchy.

  167. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 4:34 pm

    Meghan McCain is going to have a reality show?

    I think xbrad is right, just show your boobs and keep your trap shut. Know what your strengths are and work with that.

  168. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 4:36 pm

    AD kicked his habit.

    Grew too poor to support it is more truthful.

  169. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:38 pm

    Heh: Guy Auctions Off Jim Carrey Autographed Photo to Raise Money to Buy a Gun dougpowers.com/2013/03/27/jim…

    — Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) March 27, 2013

  170. Comment by Hotspur on March 27, 2013 4:39 pm

    I wasn’t counting, but my impression is that there were fewer than three “umms” and “uhhs” in Roamie’s presentation. Not very many people can do that.

  171. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 4:40 pm

    Ben Carson called Toure unintelligent.

    And like Ace said, “He is uncreative in his stupidities.” hahahahaha Good one, Ace!

  172. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 4:41 pm

    Did you folks see that Gabby Gifford’s husband, Mark Kelly, had his dog (pit bull or bull dog, not sure which) break away from his daughter on a CA beach and kill a baby sea lion? Think he’ll support banning assault dogs now?

  173. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:41 pm

    pupster in class?

    Class is THAT boring twitter.com/CuteEmergency/…

    — Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) March 27, 2013

  174. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 4:42 pm

    I think xbrad is right

    I bet that hurt to type.

  175. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 4:43 pm

    Gotta run. BBL. You have been warned….

  176. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:44 pm

    Detailed list of people who asked for your opinion: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________

    — Grumpy Cat (@ExtraGrumpyCat) March 27, 2013

  177. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 4:44 pm

    Not a Don Ho fan, but his daughter Hoku is cute as a button.

  178. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:45 pm

    The nicer you are, the easier you’re hurt. So just be a bitch

    — Grumpy Cat (@ExtraGrumpyCat) March 27, 2013

  179. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 4:49 pm

    Your makeup looks like you got gang banged by Crayola.

    — Grumpy Cat (@ExtraGrumpyCat) March 27, 2013

  180. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 4:51 pm

    I think grumpy cat and myself must have been separated at birth.

  181. Comment by pepelp2 on March 27, 2013 4:56 pm

    Cool Roamie. What are the chances you are now infected with alien spores from the test samples and will be dubbed “subject zero” by the CDC?

  182. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 5:05 pm

    Is anyone else getting error messages at Ace’s comments sections?

  183. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 5:06 pm

    Big wet pussy.

    http://tinyurl.com/d8mygyq

  184. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 5:09 pm

    Big wet pussy.

    Never seen stripes on a pussy before.

  185. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 5:14 pm

    Warning- Autoplay. SFW if you work for or with rocket surgeons.
    ————————————-
    Roamy wouldn’t last 10 seconds in corporate America.

    First, that was actually informative. Second, she never used the words, ‘impact, strategic focus, matrix, paradigm, sustainability, or breakthrough performance.’ Third, no one scheduled a meeting to talk about the meeting that was for talking about the original meeting.

    It’s like you just want to get stuff done or something.

  186. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 5:15 pm

    Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn. Think of the comedic impact!

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/03/27/ashley-judd-is-not-running-for-senate/

  187. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 5:15 pm

    Yes George, it’s been down for a while.

  188. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 5:18 pm

    Great idea! Shows government spending in your zip code:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/03/hot-new-phone-app-shows-you-federal-spending-in-your-zip-code-from-where-you-are-standing-video/

  189. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 5:23 pm

    Who is that hawt lady in the NASA video?

  190. Comment by George Orwell on March 27, 2013 5:28 pm

    What will the Senate do now it has been deprived of Ashley Judd’s leadership?

    It’s the end of the republic.

  191. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 5:31 pm

    Imma gonna go home and watch rocketchick on the computer.

    That isn’t creepy at all.

  192. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 5:32 pm

    What happened? Did Mitch McConnel rape her or something? I thought she is tough enough to take it.

  193. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 5:33 pm

    Jack better make the front page of Twitchy:

    Since Mitch McConnell scared the Stay Puft Marshmallow Lady away, does he now owe royalties to Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd?

    — Dying Language Poet (@jackmcoldcuts) March 27, 2013

    Or at least AOS

  194. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 5:56 pm

    Good news, ladies.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2299827/No-getting-bent-shape-New-bra-dryer-keeps-lingeries-form-drying.html

    And with that, I’m off to the pool.

  195. Comment by Jewstin on March 27, 2013 6:02 pm

    Afternoon.

  196. Comment by Jewstin on March 27, 2013 6:04 pm

    Today I built ten (10) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/cua6ljl

  197. Comment by Jewstin on March 27, 2013 6:06 pm

    Now I need a really big beer.

  198. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 6:08 pm

    Jewstin, aluminium frame? Rivets? Some kind of spot weld? Tell me a bit.

  199. Comment by Jewstin on March 27, 2013 6:15 pm

    All of the above, Tushar. We hard rivet the aluminum skins together, then Welding welds the lid and the base, then we bolt steel angle brackets inside the skins for extra strength.

  200. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 6:23 pm

    So no full frame? Must be thick gauged skins then.

  201. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 6:25 pm

    This seems like a good day to recruit morons to our shithole dump of a POS site.

    I mean, some of them must be going nuts with the comments all fucked up over there.

  202. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 6:27 pm

    MJ, do we really want the place to be overrun with people?

  203. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 6:27 pm

    You built 10 of those yesterday.

    Why no eleven?

  204. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 6:32 pm

    Not past today, we don’t. But once their cocaine pellet dispenser is back in working order they’d leave.

    We’d have a few hours of asking about the proximity of long, leather weapons to their duodenums.

  205. Comment by Jewstin on March 27, 2013 6:32 pm

    I’m not sure exactly what gauge the sheet metal is. Probably 10 or 12.

  206. Comment by Jewstin on March 27, 2013 6:37 pm

    I only built six of them yesterday. It was a customer order for sixteen.

  207. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 6:38 pm

    What are those things?

  208. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 6:39 pm

    When you’re teething, everything goes into your mouth!

    http://flic.kr/p/e6yh2H

  209. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 6:46 pm

    Teething babies love gnawing on unsuspecting parents and grandparents the most.

  210. Comment by Jewstin on March 27, 2013 6:46 pm

    They’re proofing cabinets. Bakeries buy them to make the dough rise faster.

  211. Comment by Jewstin on March 27, 2013 6:49 pm

    Subways buys heaps of them.

  212. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 6:53 pm

    When you go to Subway your bread comes out of one of those.

  213. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 6:54 pm

    * hits refresh *

  214. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 6:59 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfE7-T_Wc9w&feature=youtu.be

  215. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 7:07 pm

    I like it when men build things. Jew, I’m bummed you’re on the other team because women need more men like you in their household.

    I don’t know what I’m saying.

    When I think about it, lots of men here (and women HA!) build things or are good with their hands (shut up, whore).

  216. Comment by Hotspur on March 27, 2013 7:16 pm

    You didn’t build that.

  217. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 7:19 pm

    If you build it, they will come.

  218. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 7:20 pm

    Is this post bouncing back up after you refresh it for anyone else?

    I blame Jay.

  219. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 7:22 pm

    Had one of these short out on me while working at KFC.

    http://bit.ly/10jluWL

    Knocked me on my ass

  220. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 7:23 pm

    HA…Cyn’s comment is dirty.

  221. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 7:25 pm

    Did I miss the bacon report?

  222. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 7:26 pm

    “Is this post bouncing back up after you refresh it ”

    *scroll scroll scroll*

    Yes

    *scroll scroll scroll*

  223. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 7:30 pm

    HA…Cyn’s comment is dirty.

    Heh heh, which one?

    *clinks Mare’s wine box*

  224. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 7:31 pm

    If you have Red Eye DVRd from last night, make sure to watch it.

    Dana Perino swearing!

    seriously funny you guys

  225. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 7:32 pm

    Yes, yes it is, Cyn. I have a self inflicted virus that only you were supposed to get. And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling old people!

    *reverse Scooby laugh

  226. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 7:33 pm

    *clinks Mare’s wine box*

    HA! That’s not dirty but it’s funny.

    And now, it is time for me to pour a glass! (as opposed to drinking straight from the box)

  227. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 7:34 pm

    mare, ‘ere

    *hands over tube and IV needle

  228. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 7:37 pm

    Is North Korea on anyone else’s death pool?

    Because I don’t think there’ll be one in a couple more years.

  229. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 7:39 pm

    And now, it is time for me to pour a glass! (as opposed to drinking straight from the box)

    This is my biggest complaint about box wine. It’s too impractical to look all decadent and drink straight from it.

  230. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 7:40 pm

    Thanks, Jay!!

  231. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 7:40 pm

    Leon, how do you think it will play out?

  232. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 7:41 pm

    So, now the AOSHQ’s RSS feed is FUBAR!

  233. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 7:41 pm

    Pool was good, but the hot tub had dirty water (high winds have been blowing a lot of dust into it). Too many young kids around to really enjoy the pool. It’s spring break and all the kids are visiting grandma and grandpa. Normally, I don’t mind, but today seemed to have a special on whiny kids. Worse, no MILFy moms seemed to accompany the kids to the pool today.

  234. Comment by jimbro on March 27, 2013 7:44 pm

    Good evening!

    Hey, how do you like your wine? In a bag? Coming up!

    http://tinyurl.com/cdha23u

  235. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 7:47 pm

    Jimbro, I’m a little skeered to wonder how you found that…

  236. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 7:47 pm

    If you build it, they will come.
    —————–
    *builds it.

  237. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 7:50 pm

    Has the Vman decided on which job he’s going to take in Houston?

  238. Comment by mundane68 on March 27, 2013 7:50 pm

    Afternoon all.

    I officially hate everyone who is not like me. You all are intolerant and Mondanophobic!

    ((slams door))

  239. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 7:52 pm

    HOW WAS THE BACON?

  240. Comment by mundane68 on March 27, 2013 7:54 pm

    That last comment was about as coherent as my day has been.

    I was accused of being mean to a student I don’t even teach, as the grading period ends. Which is why she was getting a less than passing grade

    (Another teacher has a name similar to mine. Say mine was “Smythe-Worthington”, the other teacher is just “Smythe”)

  241. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 7:54 pm

    Vman said he took option 1.

  242. Comment by jimbro on March 27, 2013 7:58 pm

    XB: google wine enema images…not as bad as you’d imagine

  243. Comment by mundane68 on March 27, 2013 8:00 pm

    Ace’s site also has a banner ad “Give Ugly Girls A Chance”

    ((Cries))

    WHAT ABOUT US UGLY GUYS? HUH? WHAT ABOUT US???

  244. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:00 pm

    I think I enjoy Ace’s take down of fools the most. I know they are easy targets but he’s good, really good.

  245. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 8:03 pm

    I expect a coup, Mare. Someone under Un is going to either off him or sufficiently challenge him and throw the North into chaos. The South and China will argue over who takes over what’s left. The loser of that argument will get the North.

    Alternatively, Un rattles his saber so hard he accidentally draws it and nukes Seoul. NK is reduced to a memory in the weeks that follow.

  246. Comment by jimbro on March 27, 2013 8:06 pm

    God: Works in mysterious ways

    http://tinyurl.com/cxgusna

  247. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:06 pm

    Is Mundane68 female?

    Ohhhh, I got that one wrong.

  248. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:07 pm

    Leon, do you think the food shortages are the worst of it?

  249. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 8:08 pm

    One of my customers was a teacher. He started in the north end of Hartford and the kids threatened to kill him so he moved to the south end. There the parents threatened to kill him so he came to my town and the parents threatened to sue him.

    He quit and turned into a pretty big deal

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcAxJwKJ4Q

  250. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:09 pm

    MJ, when you said you ran out of things to say last night, did you mean here? Or just in life general.

    Like, “Screw it, what is there left to say about this MFing administration??”

  251. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 8:09 pm

    Yes MCPO, I accepted offer #1.
    I bought boxes and am packing them full.
    Mostly I am throwing out stuff.

  252. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:11 pm

    “Mostly I am throwing out stuff.”

    Good!

    Trust me get rid of the crap. Take ONLY what you love, give away or throw away the rest…be brutal in your decisions. Less to ship, unpack, dust, move again…etc..

  253. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 8:11 pm

    Or I’m totally wrong and the rest of the world will cater to this little tantrum and nothing will change.

  254. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:14 pm

    Scott, good for Jeff. I enjoyed that.

  255. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:15 pm

    “I officially hate everyone who is not like me.”

    That’s why it’s good to come here mundane!

  256. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 8:16 pm

    vmax, check out prices for Pod and Packrat too.

    Rental equipment to Texas will be expensive, they have to pay people to drive the trucks back to California.

  257. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 8:16 pm

    NK is already starving. I don’t see how their government collapsing could possibly make it worse. The worst of it could easily be radioactive fallout across the peninsula and into the Sea of Japan.

  258. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 8:17 pm

    Vman – I’m excited for you!

  259. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 8:17 pm

    WHAT ABOUT US UGLY GUYS? HUH? WHAT ABOUT US???

    Get rich.

  260. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:18 pm

    Leon, I think what I meant to say, are the food shortages going to be the tipping point. That creates the coup.

  261. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 8:19 pm

    I think they are happy to take a trailer out of Florida Scott.

  262. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 8:21 pm

    MJ, when you said you ran out of things to say last night, did you mean here? Or just in life general.

    Like, “Screw it, what is there left to say about this MFing administration??”
    ——————
    It was actually last night. I was texting a friend and realized I had nothing more say. It was weird. I’m basically talking in my head all of the time.

    That feeling lasted until this afternoon. It’s stupid, but I like making dumb comments.

  263. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:22 pm

    I do this with my car:

    http://statigr.am/p/350272674289139264_47270494

  264. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:24 pm

    “..but I like making dumb comments.”

    I’ve said it here before; The reason I make so many mistakes? I like to say stupid stuff fast.

  265. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 8:24 pm

    HOLY SHIT, a dozen homes on Whidbey Island lost in a massive landslide.

  266. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:25 pm

    Vman, if you hesitate over anything for more than a second…GET RID OF IT!!!

    Remember, less to stick in the garage, attic, dust, unpack, GO LEAN.

  267. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 8:26 pm

    Correction, one lost, dozen at risk.

  268. Comment by Sean M. on March 27, 2013 8:28 pm

    Did anybody warn anybody else that they would get wet today?

  269. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 8:28 pm

    Scott the bacon was really tasty. A little salty, but I was informed by a little bacon birdy that you might know that it will mellow out a bit, given a little time.

    But it’s seriously good tasting you guys

  270. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:28 pm

    Where brad? Specifically, my best friend has a house there.

  271. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:29 pm

    Got it…Coupville. Not near her.

  272. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 8:32 pm

    South of Coupeville, west side of the island, Driftwood Way.

    http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2013/03/king5-big-landslides-on-whidbey-island/

  273. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 8:32 pm

    The only people in NK capable of executing a coup are well-fed, so I don’t see that as a factor.

  274. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 8:33 pm

    Mare, where’s your friend, south end or north end?

  275. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 8:34 pm

    Weed is plentiful in North Korea, but its not very potent.

    /Hitchens

  276. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 8:37 pm

    Mare?

    A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

    If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you !

    The husband replied:

    ” I am on the commode. Please advise.”

  277. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:39 pm

    I would never say that crap, but my husband would say the last line for sure.

    I’m texting my friend for the info, brad.

  278. Comment by Michael on March 27, 2013 8:40 pm

    Vmax, you still got your bike? I could drive it to Texas for you. Should get it to Houston by 2016 at the latest.

  279. Comment by Sean M. on March 27, 2013 8:42 pm

    Hitchens would have known there was supposed to be an apostrophe in there.

    /Hotspur

  280. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:42 pm

    Xbrad, she has a beach house, on Brighton Beach, a half mile from the ferry take a right.

  281. Comment by Michael on March 27, 2013 8:43 pm

    The reason I make so many mistakes? I like to say stupid stuff fast.

    Slowing down doesn’t work either. Trust me.

  282. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 8:43 pm

    He has skills Mare. Can’t sing but he can play.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BoHbf7F-yA#t=02m30s

  283. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:44 pm

    Hitchens would have known I added an extra one.

  284. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2013 8:45 pm

    I saw Apostrophe open for the White Stripes at the Vic in Chicago.

  285. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:46 pm

    “Slowing down doesn’t work either.”

    Yeah, I know you’re right.

    *signs up for another year of H2: Grammer are Funny lessons*

  286. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 8:47 pm

    That’s way the fuck south, a good 20 miles away, Mare. And “the ferry” is a pretty vague way to describe a location on the island, as there are two completely separate ferry landings. The one on the south end of the island, and one just west of Coupeville heading to the peninsula.

  287. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 8:49 pm

    Some good pics of the slide here:

    http://www.bellinghamherald.com/2013/03/27/2940629/whidbey-island-landslides.html

    That house at the bottom? It was on top before. Mom has friends that live near there, but none were affected, AFAIK.

  288. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:49 pm

    Yes, Xbrad, I’ll never make that mistake again, EVER. Never, ever again. I swear. I promise.

    The ferry coming from Mukilteo.

  289. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 8:50 pm

    Michael, would you please shiv Xbrad for me? Thanks.

  290. Comment by Michael on March 27, 2013 8:53 pm

    How come all the young guys today look like they haven’t shaved in four days, in a carefully controlled sort of way? Is there something cool about that?

    This is the worst trend since wearing feed caps backwards.

  291. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 9:00 pm

    Mare, take a sweet suck of my ass. I’m from the north end of the island. To us, “the ferry” is the Keystone ferry over by Ft. Casey.

  292. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 9:03 pm

    xbrad, and you can slowly taste the leather of my boot/ You northenders are evidently assholes and I’m going to shun anyone I ever meet from the “north end.”

  293. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 9:03 pm

    I think I just ate 3# of chicken thighs.

    Meat sweats.

  294. Comment by Sean M. on March 27, 2013 9:06 pm

    Michael, would you please shiv Xbrad for me? Thanks.

    If he answers, I’m pretty sure he’s going to say no.

    http://www.the-isb.com/?p=195

  295. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 9:06 pm

    Only 3 lbs?

  296. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 9:07 pm

    Sean, you are correct, I asked the wrong person.

    DAMN IT!

  297. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 9:08 pm

    Northenders are the ones the run the economy of the island. Southenders are all a bunch of California imports that are trying to turn the county blue. Fuck ’em.

  298. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 9:09 pm

    Scott, it was timely that you linked your friend playing his music titled
    “South Bound.”

    He too, was probably trying to get away from “north enders.”

  299. Comment by mare on March 27, 2013 9:10 pm

    EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the strip of beach my friend has a place on, is a several generation owner. Most have money and spend it in Langley and what not.

    DOWN WITH THE POOR NORTH ENDERS!!!

  300. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 9:14 pm

    Only 3 lbs?

    I wasn’t very hungry.

  301. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 9:17 pm

    We’ve got a Naval Air Station on the north end. Langley has frou-frou antiques shops.

    LET THE BOMBING BEGIN!!!

    (but don’t hit that nice little diner on the corner where they serve a great breakfast cheap)

  302. Comment by mundane68 on March 27, 2013 9:20 pm

    “I officially hate everyone who is not like me.”

    That’s why it’s good to come here mundane!
    ((SOB…sniff)) Ok…

    Can we pillage and burn down Hot Air tonight?

  303. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 9:21 pm

    On Saturday, I picked up 50lbs of beef for the dogs. Tonight I got 40lbs of chicken necks for them. I still have 20lbs of gizzards from the last pickup. As long as the freezer doesn’t fail, the dogs are good for a while.

  304. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2013 9:21 pm

    Go home, R2, you’re drunk.

    http://tinyurl.com/cefv6ub

  305. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 9:23 pm

    40lbs of chicken necks cost $30. The 8oz rib eye I got from the same butcher was almost $13. What a difference between human food and dog food.

  306. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 27, 2013 9:26 pm

    Man, I wish I could find chicken necks that cheap. They make great stock.

  307. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 9:27 pm

    Can we pillage and burn down Hot Air tonight?

    Sure. Bunch of blowhards, as far as I can tell.

  308. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 9:28 pm

    Can we pillage and burn down Hot Air tonight

    Isn’t this like bombing Afghanistan back to the Stone Age? How will anyone know?

    What a difference between human food and dog food.

    My advice is to cultivate a taste for chicken necks.

  309. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 9:29 pm

    I’m still pissed that the rest of the yankees discovered brisket. That cut used to be cheaper than ground chuck. Now it’s more expensive than round roast.

  310. Comment by Rosetta on March 27, 2013 9:31 pm

    Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/c7sjhr9

  311. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 9:35 pm

    Why is this place smelling like jackass? Is Rosetta here?

  312. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 9:36 pm

    I think Megan McCain has started commenting here again. It smells that way, anyhow.

  313. Comment by lauraw on March 27, 2013 9:37 pm

    Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband

  314. Comment by scott on March 27, 2013 9:37 pm

    We should be nice to the new girl.

  315. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 9:39 pm

    We should be nice to the new girl.

    We’re too old to change our ways now.

  316. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 9:39 pm

    Heh

  317. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 9:40 pm

    Call me old fashioned, but I am suspicious of bald goateed lesbians.

  318. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 9:41 pm

    Pretty sure the new girl is supposed to buy the first round. That’s still the rule, isn’t it?

  319. Comment by lauraw on March 27, 2013 9:44 pm

    Leon, do not let that mufaku buy any rounds. You have to trust me. I have old pictures of what my liver used to look like when it was an innocent little kid.

  320. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 9:46 pm

    Rosetta what color tutu are you wearing now? Do your pumps match? Have you waxed curls in your mustache yet?

  321. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 9:49 pm

    Like a drive-by shooter, Rosetta commented and fled. Come back here, ya filthy, mangy, scurvy dog!

  322. Comment by agiledog on March 27, 2013 9:53 pm

    It’s not fair to my dog to compare him to Rosetta.

  323. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 9:55 pm

    Dogs can’t get scurvy.

  324. Comment by Andy on March 27, 2013 9:56 pm

    Evenin’ all.

    What’s that smell?

  325. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 9:56 pm

    Leon, if pedantry was a communicable desease, you would have been put in an isolation ward.

  326. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 9:59 pm

    I was just noting that while it’s a perfectly fine derogatory epithet, it constitutes a biological impossibility.

    And I’m smartass.

  327. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 10:04 pm

    You’re an ass, you’re smart ergo. . .

  328. Comment by mundane68 on March 27, 2013 10:07 pm

    Y’all use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore…

  329. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2013 10:08 pm

    I’m not really very smart. I’ve been reminded of that frequently in life.

    I’m an ass, though. That’s indisputable.

  330. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 10:12 pm

    Duck Dynasty was funny tonight

  331. Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 27, 2013 10:12 pm

  332. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 10:14 pm

    Vman, are you going to sell your house or were you a renter?

  333. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 10:17 pm

    My orange tree is blooming late this year. Wow it has more blooms than I have ever seen on it.

    I may not be here to eat them makes me sad. Do they grow oranges in Houston?

  334. Comment by daveintexas on March 27, 2013 10:19 pm

    No but they do in south Texas.

  335. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 10:19 pm

    I hope to rent my house out Mrs Cyn. However the pay is good enough I should be able to keep this house and live in Houston as well.

  336. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 10:21 pm

    What is south Texas Dave?

  337. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 10:26 pm

    Sounds like a great plan, Vman.

  338. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 10:30 pm

    I have some young relatives that are itching to leave parent’s home. I hope I have built in renters.

  339. Comment by daveintexas on March 27, 2013 10:32 pm

    The Valley vman. Harlingen area. Lots of citrus farms.

  340. Comment by Cyn on March 27, 2013 10:36 pm

    This poat is making me cray.

    NEW POAT

  341. Comment by Tushar on March 27, 2013 10:37 pm

    VMax, if these young relatives include people who have tendencies to jump over policemen and trust fall over strangers, you may want to be a bit careful.

  342. Comment by Vmaximus on March 27, 2013 10:45 pm

    I was in Laredo / Noevo Laredo once. I missed Brownsville. But visited Juarez and El Paso.
    I had the best chili dog I ever ate in El Paso.


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