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February 28, 2013
Categories: alcohol, bacon, cereal, cheese, Chocolate, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Don't Talk Shit About Total, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, I feel like chicken tonight., Le Luc Long, Someone needs a sandwich, weiner, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer

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  1. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 28, 2013 9:30 pm

    Use your powers wisely.

  2. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 9:32 pm

    Which ones?

  3. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 9:34 pm

    Not the best link ever to DMB… a few songs right in have to be skipped over.

  4. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 28, 2013 9:35 pm

    http://www.google.com/search?q=lemon%20bear%20dick%20punch&&client=xombrero

  5. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 28, 2013 9:36 pm

    I’m sharing this everywhere this evening.

  6. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 9:37 pm

    LBDP

    Has MJ put that in Urban Dic yet? Funny would be a cross reference to OFB. Which still makes me giggle.

  7. Comment by pepelp2 on February 28, 2013 9:39 pm

    In case this was lost in the last poat:

    http://tinyurl.com/czfwlcd

  8. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 28, 2013 9:40 pm

    Also, the Dave Matthews Band always reminds me of that Wink Dickerson sketch.

  9. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 9:42 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/czfwlcd

    ZOIKES!

  10. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 9:45 pm

    Not familiar with that one, Stark

  11. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 9:46 pm

    Every once in a great while, YT will actually put over on the right side a great tune. FTW: http://youtu.be/-JAFppD_cGY

  12. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 28, 2013 9:47 pm

    My problem. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/cwt6z2o

  13. Comment by daveintexas on February 28, 2013 9:49 pm

    Scott’s method only makes sense.. meats are tender when they are a) undercooked, or b) cooked very slowly.

    I prefer the undercooked steaks, so I sear em on high heat, 3 minutes a side.

    But I can see how the other works.

  14. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 9:49 pm

    Baby sloth is soooo cool.

  15. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 28, 2013 9:52 pm

    Not familiar with that one, Stark

    Couldn’t find it, except as a reference, else I’d’a linked it.

  16. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 28, 2013 9:53 pm

    But it was the B-side on the “Sister Mary Elephant” 45 I had when I was 12.

  17. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 28, 2013 9:55 pm

    Helps to spell it right, “Wink Dinkerson” Dang.

  18. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 28, 2013 9:56 pm

    This doesn’t play for me. Dunno.

  19. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 9:56 pm

    I prefer the undercooked steaks, so I sear em on high heat, 3 minutes a side.

    Same here. I like the faint sound of a ‘moo’.

  20. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 9:59 pm

    No moo! I can’t even look at plates that have rare meat on them. I like my murder really dead.

  21. Comment by scott on February 28, 2013 9:59 pm

    I ate taco bell. #juanwilliams

  22. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 10:00 pm

    HA! I’m glad I didn’t order the Prime Rib at Tilted Kilt ‘cuz that sucka would have been red red red.

  23. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:02 pm

    How are my FiF’s tonight? I had a good family night and like my steak black and blue. AKA Pittsburgh

  24. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:04 pm

    However family night did not include steak it was shepherds pie.

  25. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:05 pm

    Did I kill it? Shall I own it?

  26. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:09 pm

    Yes ans yes apparently.

  27. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:10 pm

    Wait is there a new poat I am missing?

  28. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 28, 2013 10:10 pm

    No, sorry I was having a convo on the FB.

  29. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:10 pm

    and not ans

  30. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 10:11 pm

    I’m here and there Vman!

  31. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 10:11 pm

    Vman, I’ve been drinking since Bloody Mary morning specials. Not dead, just slow.

  32. Comment by ChrisP on February 28, 2013 10:13 pm

    My friend, Glen, got served a really red piece of Prime Rib.
    He told the waitress;
    “Hell, I’ve seen cows hurt worse than that get well!”

  33. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:14 pm

    Thank goodness for Cynnabuns and Oso.
    Pour me a Bloody Oso.

    My niece wants me to train her demon wild husky puppy that I warned her to not buy.

  34. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:16 pm

    That is a good one Chris

  35. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 10:16 pm

    What kind of idiot ends their Vegas vacation on a Friday during Lent? ( That would be me)

  36. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 10:17 pm

    Vman, spicy? *waves to cocktail waitress in cute outfit*

  37. Comment by xbradtc on February 28, 2013 10:18 pm

    I like a steak a good vet could save.

  38. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:20 pm

    You bet Oso,
    Pepper, horseradish,Tabasco are all good.

  39. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:24 pm

    I agree with X, but aged for a few weeks.

  40. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:27 pm

    I am out.

  41. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 10:28 pm

    Vman, done! Who needs Absolut Pepper when you’ve got horseradish and tabasco?

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 28, 2013 10:32 pm

    The prime rib that I cooked for Christmas (Amazing Ribs recipe) was as red as I’ve seen a piece of medium rare beef. It looked almost raw, but it was cooked.

  43. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 10:38 pm

    J’ames, did it bleed or moo? Red murder is OK as long as it doesn’t run on the plate.

  44. Comment by Vmaximus on February 28, 2013 10:40 pm

    Horseradish on prime rib is almost as good as bloody mary

  45. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 10:45 pm

    I love horseradish. Thanks to beasn, I put it on my freezer White Castles. I blame Lauraw for my sharp cheddar and gingersnap obsession too.

  46. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 10:46 pm

    There’s a sauce/gravy that my grandmother used to make whenever we had Prime Rib (usually the New Year’s tradition) that had slow sauteed onions, mushrooms, flour, white wine and BV extract. It easily took 4 hours to make this so we’d often make it in double batches and then freeze it in ice cube trays.

    Better.Than.Sex.

  47. Comment by Cyn on February 28, 2013 10:50 pm

    Horseradish… meh

  48. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 10:51 pm

    *wants to spend New Years with Cyn*

  49. Comment by phat on February 28, 2013 11:02 pm

    buenos noches senoritas!

    The mixer at the cowboy bar was a qualified success. Good time, lots of food and beer consumed.

    Hot new hire pilot girl did not elect to come back to my room to sample the box o wine, Neither did SoHoS.

    That’s OK, I didn’t ask her to. It would have been creepy.

    There are two of us in the class that are relatively senior on the seniority list (which means pay). We split the cost of the evening between the two of us. It’s wrong to make new hire’s pay for anything.

    I’m sad I didn’t get a chance to go to the Ginger Man (a kickass beer bar) before I had to leave.

  50. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 28, 2013 11:02 pm

  51. Comment by phat on February 28, 2013 11:03 pm

    Thread dead?

    The Derpster will be here in 3…2…1…

  52. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 28, 2013 11:03 pm

    Hehehehehe! True.

    http://tinyurl.com/bdnwep5

  53. Comment by phat on February 28, 2013 11:17 pm

    I will raise your Beach Boys with some Steel Panther!

    NSFW but hilarious.

  54. Comment by phat on February 28, 2013 11:36 pm

    I’m beat, but there is booze to drink before I leave Houston.

  55. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 28, 2013 11:38 pm

    Yass, it’s dafnitly been joomped on.

  56. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 28, 2013 11:41 pm

    It was red, oso, but not bleeding. It was a beautiful piece of murder.

  57. Comment by osoloco11 on February 28, 2013 11:50 pm

    On my way to Murder & Shake. Yummmmm

  58. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on March 1, 2013 12:04 am

    Thanks, you fruit cups, now I’m sequestered

  59. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2013 12:08 am

    Murder&Shake was the first restaurant I ate at in IN. I’d never seen one before. Not bad.

  60. Comment by osoloco11 on March 1, 2013 12:13 am

    I like their shakes. Still have couple of hours before sequester hits. So far so good.

  61. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2013 12:15 am

    Let. It. Burn.

  62. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2013 12:16 am

    Wait, does it kick in at midnight?

  63. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 1, 2013 12:33 am

    mmmm, Steak ‘N Shake is the best.

  64. Comment by osoloco11 on March 1, 2013 12:35 am

    East Coasters are tweeting the sequester like it’s the Mayan Apocalypse. Or Friday.

  65. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 1, 2013 12:37 am

    meh, it won’t matter. The Dems in the office think the Republicans are trying to stop it. I work with college graduates. This saddens me.

    They are also surprised when they learn of my support of it. Maybe not the method, but the actual cut in money.

  66. Comment by beasn on March 1, 2013 12:54 am

    It isn’t a cut.

  67. Comment by beasn on March 1, 2013 12:55 am

    Do your coworkers know what base-line budgeting is all about?

  68. Comment by osoloco11 on March 1, 2013 1:37 am

    My chocalate covered strawberry shake was yummy. Or as I call it “Sequester Shake.”

  69. Comment by mare on March 1, 2013 2:02 am

    My chocalate covered strawberry shake was yummy. Or as I call it “Sequester Shake.”

    HA! Oso so funny!

  70. Comment by Sean M. on March 1, 2013 2:11 am

    But when I’m asleep
    I want somebody
    Who will put their arms around me
    And derp me tenderly

  71. Comment by xbradtc on March 1, 2013 2:56 am

    Has DC burned down yet?

  72. Comment by jimbro on March 1, 2013 6:23 am

    Good morning all! Happy sequestration day (or not, I haven’t turned the news on yet). Phat’s video link at 2317 of Steel Panther made me lol. Out the door, see you for the bewbs.

  73. Comment by Vmaximus on March 1, 2013 6:37 am

    A house was swallowed by a sinkhole and 1 person is trapped inside. Half the house is 6′ lower then the other. it is quite dramatic. However I question how one can be trapped inside.

  74. Comment by Vmaximus on March 1, 2013 6:41 am

    I cannot find any good pics
    http://www.wfla.com/story/21433254/man-trapped-in-a-sinkhole-in-bradon

  75. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 1, 2013 7:21 am

    Those two days of impromptu vacation are messing with my head. Is it really Friday?

  76. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 1, 2013 7:22 am

    The sunken house is on my local Fox affiliate. I don’t get how you could be trapped in that either.

  77. Comment by MJ on March 1, 2013 7:26 am

    New post.


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