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BBF™

Boy, did I get a lot of hatey email about MJ’s BBF last week. You’d have thought he posted a nude Kerry Marie eating in an oversized bucket of KFC chicken (though that may have been better). Thank God we’ll never know ‘cuz *points thumbs at chest* I got this.

I offer to you today a few lovelies of the Martina variety, none of which are of the Navrátilová ilk, and by ilk I mean homely as fuck. Now, enjoy some music heathen. Oh, and the chicks in the video–all named Martina. True story.

Now onto our feature presentation, Miss Martina Warren

Martina Warren

Martina began her modeling career at the age of 3 and moved to California from England to further her modeling (read “waitressing”) career. She was eventually discovered and became Penthouse Pet of the Year 2005. She’s been photographed by some of the best who know how to set their lenses to 34C-24-34 for the best shots.

Here’s a few more photos that she personally emailed to me to share with you, but first, fuck this learning shit and check out your horoscope for today! These are real; toats, I swear.

Aries Mar 21-Apr 19 You love to remember how things used to be. Suck it up, buttercup; it is what it is, start drinking because you can’t do a goddamned thing about it.
Taurus Apr 20-May 20 Stop thinking about the good old days, you old fuck; they were not all that good anyways. If you think that the best years are gone, then you are not wrong – STFU and deal with it.
Gemini May 21-Jun 21 This is an excellent time to find a job if you don’t live in the United States. If the work you’re doing now does not make you happy, you may want to consider hooking or becoming a stunt cock.
Cancer Jun 22-Jul 22 You are currently in a romantic relationship and may need to refocus on the future. List your partner’s hopes & dreams and then kiss your ass good-bye because anything you may want ain’t gonna happen.
Leo Jul 23-Aug 22 You have an old love enter your life today, and the news they give you about that STD is not good. Romantic love is not all it is cracked up to be which is why you should always stick with a pro for your personal servicing needs.
Virgo Aug 23-Sep 22 If you’re looking for a way to invest money, you need to pay attention to things retro, like plastics. If you have something hidden away that may bring money, for the love of god keep it hidden or the IRS will surely find a way to fuck you out of it.
Libra Sep 23-Oct 23 You may find that money comes to you today from a very unexpected source. It may not be a huge windfall but it will make a difference to your bookie who’s been patiently waiting to break your legs.
Scorpio Oct 24-Nov 21 If you are experiencing health problems, go to the doctor because it’s probably prostate cancer. You may only need a good blow job, but don’t neglect any possibility that it’s still prostate cancer.
Sagittarius Nov 22-Dec 21 Finances are always a bit difficult the first couple months of the year, so quit being a dumbass at Christmas even though you’ll still never pay it all off. Take your work bonus in the form or meth or ammo and your future is promising.
Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 19 You may have a very pleasant day today. You have literally drawn the wish card and it means that what you are dreaming about is going to be yours. Bwahahahaha, yeah right; now get your ass back to work, slacker.
Aquarius Jan 20-Feb 18 Things are looking up today. Make a point to stop and think about what you want to do in your life. You will be pleasantly surprised at how quickly your dreams to become a pro wrestler will manifest.
Pisces Feb 19-Mar 20 You will suddenly come to the realization today that you have deep fulfillment in your work as a fluffer. You are highly loyal and looking for those to be loyal back to you; don’t count on it.

Martina Warren

Martina Warren

Martina Warren

I get to meat a Hostage this weekend!!! What are your plans? Really?! Oh, that’s nice.

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February 8, 2013
Categories: BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, Boobs, cool tunes, Fourth Grade, Totally Nude, YOU WISH, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer

453 Comments

  1. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 12:23 pm

    Hi Rich!

  2. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 12:24 pm

    She seems very nice.

    Well done, Cyn.

  3. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 12:25 pm

    *throws hands up in the air like a gymnast*

    Done!

  4. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 12:27 pm

    *throws hands up in the air like a gymnast*

    And she STICKS the …. ewwwwwwww….

  5. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 12:28 pm

    I see the official Bat Bewb Signal has been thown up… ha!

  6. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 12:29 pm

    And she STICKS the …. ewwwwwwww….

    Wha?!? It’s just grape jelly.

  7. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 12:29 pm

    I actually have 4 of the beanie babies pictured in September’s horoscope.

  8. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 12:32 pm

    I think my mom has a few of those too, Oso; she was going to use them for the boys’ college fund I think (or maybe her meth habit). Seeing the popularity going crazy, she quit collecting them.

  9. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 12:35 pm

    I actually have 4 of the beanie babies pictured in September’s horoscope.

    Yannow, when I saw that pic I thought “I bet oso has those…”

  10. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 12:37 pm

    I didn’t collect-collect them. They were gifted by people that get my obsessions wrong.

  11. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 12:38 pm

    Gemini and Aquarius seem nice

  12. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 12:39 pm

    They were gifted by people that get my obsessions wrong.

    Such a pain when people don’t really ‘get’ our CDO right.

  13. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 12:40 pm

    Aquarius? She has flippers not feet.

  14. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 12:43 pm

    My beanie baby collection: http://tinyurl.com/auvjmxr

  15. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 12:44 pm

    Ha! They do look kinda big from that angle.

    I know what they say about men with big feet… is there anything for women with big feet?

  16. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 12:45 pm

    My beanie baby collection: http://tinyurl.com/auvjmxr

    Niiice

  17. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 12:47 pm

    …is there anything for women with big feet?

    Trudy posts them on BBF?

  18. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 12:48 pm

    I like Trudy. Trudy is my favorite.

  19. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 12:49 pm

    is there anything for women with big feet?

    https://www.crossdresser.com/index.asp

  20. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 12:49 pm

    Oh, I see my error, PISCES, not that whore Aquarius.

    Flipper does like the ladies though http://tinyurl.com/alxgofl

  21. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 12:52 pm

    Er, wiser, anything you’d like to share with us? This is a safe environment, free from judgement….

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  22. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 12:53 pm

    I am really impressed by the massive amount of work MJ put into the special effects in his video

  23. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 12:55 pm

    Er, wiser, anything you’d like to share with us?

    Yes. MCPO is a crossdresser.

    He asked me not to tell anyone, but hell, we’re in the new tolerant age, so this shouldn’t cause a big to-do.

    And let’s be honest here, is anyone really surprised?

  24. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 12:58 pm

    Who knew Flipper was teh ghey?!

  25. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 8, 2013 12:59 pm

    She has the perfect face for burying a cock in.

    I may need to do more research in this area though.

    Does anybody have a list of websites I could maybe browse?

  26. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:01 pm

    Does anybody have a list of websites I could maybe browse?

    Nope.

    I swear I do not.

  27. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 1:01 pm

    Waitaminute, I’m so confused. I thought flipper was a dude. Now you’re telling me he (she) likes girls and wiser’s linking sites for hairy men who wake up out of the blue to discover they’re Suddenly Fem.

    I need a drink….

  28. Comment by jam2 on February 8, 2013 1:03 pm

    MJ, Trudy learn surfing from you?
    http://tinyurl.com/b6aj84h

  29. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 1:03 pm

    here ya go, PG

    http://bit.ly/12zb36e

  30. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 1:04 pm

    I need a drink….

    Don’t you have surgery later?

  31. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 1:05 pm

    Good day, motorboaters.

  32. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:05 pm

    Whoa… depending on your settings, Wiser’s link could be NSFW.

    Not that I normally have my settings like that mind you. *cough*

  33. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 1:07 pm

    Done with all doctorin’ duties for the weekend! Well rounds on Sunday but that’s it. I do need to drive though to get the little guy from school so….no boozes yet.

  34. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:07 pm

    Waitaminute, I’m so confused. I thought flipper was a dude. Now you’re telling me he (she) likes girls and wiser’s linking sites for hairy men who wake up out of the blue to discover they’re Suddenly Fem.

    It’s like you’re new here or something.

  35. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 1:11 pm

    Good job, Cyn. She’s as pretty as the Martina I knew, but lacks the smart-girl glasses.

  36. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 1:13 pm

    Martina needs help, RIGHT NOW!

    http://tinyurl.com/auox8zh

    (rope is OK, right Cyn?)

  37. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:14 pm

    Thanks, Leon!

  38. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:15 pm

    Martina with glasses, for LEON ONLY, no one else look!

  39. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:16 pm

    Rope is OK, so long as it’s not nylon. I heard.

  40. Comment by MJ on February 8, 2013 1:17 pm

    Nice job Cyn.

    I don’t generally go for blondes, but I wouldn’t mind Raype Lewising her.

  41. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 1:17 pm

    Is it raining at anybody else’s house?

  42. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:20 pm

    Thank you MJ, and please give my thanks to Trudywhoredog for the vid.

  43. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:21 pm

    No rain here, but we need a Snowpocalypse2013! photo update, if there’s anyone still alive back there.

  44. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 1:22 pm

    It’s raining men at Wiser’s.

  45. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 1:27 pm

    It’s raining men at Wiser’s.

  46. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:28 pm

    Hallelujah

  47. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 1:28 pm

    Thanks, Cyn, but I don’t dare click on that link here 🙂

  48. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:30 pm

    It’s safe, Leon; pinkie swearsies. No worse than our model for today. Really.

  49. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 1:31 pm

    The link itself is the problem. Probably blocked.

  50. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 1:33 pm

    Ahhh… yeah, I’m guessing that it probably is. Juuuuust a lil’bit.

  51. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 8, 2013 1:34 pm

    She has beautiful eyes –

  52. Comment by TGSG on February 8, 2013 1:39 pm

    mmmm hips!

  53. Comment by Tushar on February 8, 2013 1:49 pm

    Anybody ever watch that show called ‘Up yours, Chris Hayes’ or something? I don’t like that guy.He is a smarmy, smug, clueless, ignorant, intellectually deficient, uncurious parrot of talking points.
    IOW, he is a liberal.

  54. Comment by Rich on February 8, 2013 1:51 pm

    meh

  55. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 1:59 pm

    “Up Yours, Chris Hayes” could be the ratings bonanza MSNBC has been searching for!

  56. Comment by Tushar on February 8, 2013 2:02 pm

    I am sure Wiser would happily lend them his latest avatard.

  57. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 2:09 pm

    meh

  58. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 2:10 pm

    Found while searching about chris hayes, up yours

  59. Comment by Tushar on February 8, 2013 2:13 pm

    Pro tip: If you are going to smuggle a cellphone using unconventional means, turn it off first.

    http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/21082025/sri-lanka-prisoner-caught-by-his-ring-tone#axzz2KJXn1XRL

  60. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 2:17 pm

    He shoulda just put it on vibrate like MJ does.

  61. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 2:18 pm

    Here, hold my beer dude and watch this!

    http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMicm0707656

  62. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 2:25 pm

    Unless I’m mistaken, that’s a Modelo.

  63. Comment by TGSG on February 8, 2013 2:25 pm

    “Here, hold my beer dude and watch this!”

    oh, just no!

  64. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 2:27 pm

    Si senor, esta Modelo Negra

  65. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 2:28 pm

    Too bad it’s not…A CORONA!

  66. Comment by Tushar on February 8, 2013 2:29 pm

    >>Too bad it’s not…A CORONA!?

    Why, because you would want to insert a lime wedge as well?

  67. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 2:32 pm

    Why, because you would want to insert a lime wedge as well?

    Hopefully not with salt too.

  68. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 2:39 pm

    BLEEZARD OF DEATH report II: Manure losing territory; Piles o’Crap getting frosted white and nearly engulfed by the mounting snowfall.

  69. Comment by TGSG on February 8, 2013 2:42 pm

    We don’t need weather underground to know which way the snow blows.

  70. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 2:43 pm

    How’s the wine supply?

    That’s the real question.

  71. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 2:45 pm

    I saw Piles O’Crap open for Mounting Snowfall in Feb 2013.

  72. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 8, 2013 2:47 pm

    Mounting Snowfall’s 2nd album was crap! What a bunch of sellouts!

  73. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 2:48 pm

    http://www.happyplace.com/21148/relationship-guide-for-how-much-effort-you-should-put-into-valentines-day

  74. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 2:51 pm

    I have to go buy ice cream for Valentine’s. Might shop for a suit while I’m out.

  75. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 2:57 pm

    I have to go buy ice cream for Valentine’s

    Kinky

  76. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 2:58 pm

    3400 flights cancelled today.

    This will seem like a small number tomorrow.

  77. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 2:59 pm

    Dayum – I’m glad you made it home when you did, Dave.

  78. Comment by beasn on February 8, 2013 2:59 pm

    The daughter is no longer dating ‘the boy’. She said she will not break her streak of not getting a Valentines from someone other than her mother.

    *small huff out nose*

  79. Comment by G Mohawk on February 8, 2013 3:01 pm

    nice job cyn.
    today’s winner is heartaerola.
    and she does have nice eyes.

    question: can people still tweet from their phone if the power goes out?

  80. Comment by beasn on February 8, 2013 3:01 pm

    Dave, are you at home or are you stuck somewhere?

  81. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 3:03 pm

    I made it home. Yesterday I was in the first storm that’s hitting NE now. They get to deal with that one and another one.

  82. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 3:28 pm

    Great news! Bibi Jones is dusting off her…something, and getting back into pr0n. Disappointing yield on the image search for her. Is she a BBF alumna?

    http://tinyurl.com/atnu2dx

  83. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 3:28 pm

    Yes. Two storms are supposed to meet up and make a baby right over us.

  84. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 3:29 pm

    WARNING: Link has naked man with a fake football covering his bits

  85. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 3:34 pm

    He needs a really big football to cover his junk. Hellooooo!

  86. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 3:35 pm

    Two storms are supposed to meet up and make a baby right over us.

    And if there’s a power outage, there will be lots of other snowmageddon babies 9 months from now.

  87. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 3:39 pm

    I saw Snowmageddon Babies open for Dread Zeppelin in ’97.

  88. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 3:40 pm

    We won’t have an outage. We have a brand new generator.

    Can’t happen.

  89. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 3:42 pm

    Probably not now, Laura. Stupid Murphy.

  90. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 3:44 pm

    Congrats on your gennie laura. Got mine 2 years ago and we’ve had three prolonged (12-18 hour) outages since. I wasn’t in Maine for the ice storm in ’98 but the lady I bought this house from said she had no power for 8 days. That’s a long time to run the woodstove.

  91. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 3:47 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/a8ubrwl

  92. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 3:49 pm

    They showed the people clearing out the store shelves this morning, including a woman who bought a small bundle of wood, saying she was now prepared for the power to go out. I’m thinking 4, 5 hours max.

  93. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 3:50 pm

    That made me LOL, Mare!

  94. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 3:51 pm

    We lost power last year twice, for almost a week each time. There was a cold snap during the second outage. That sucked.

  95. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2013 3:52 pm

    I am so glad you guys got a generator.

    Let it snow.

  96. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 3:54 pm

    *hig-fives Hotspur*

    You said it, Sugar.

  97. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 3:54 pm

    It made me laugh too, Cyn, especially after my “cut my own bangs” experience last night.

  98. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 3:55 pm

    Mane troubles? Here, have a treat to forget your troubles

    http://tinyurl.com/bjjs75z

  99. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 3:56 pm

    You’re a sweetie, Jimbro.

  100. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 3:57 pm

    I know it’s not an easy decision, but I think it’s finally time his family put him in a home…

  101. Comment by unclefacts on February 8, 2013 3:58 pm

    One of the greatest poats in history, I give it 4 of these thingies >>>>

  102. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 4:02 pm

    Cyn, who are you meating this weekend?

    Also, I just clicked on the “nice” link. EXCELLENT MJ!!!

  103. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 4:02 pm

    Making electricity with gasoline.

    SCIENCE!

  104. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 4:05 pm

    Did you know you can make gasoline with electricity?

    It’s just a little inefficient, but you can synthesize octane from the atmosphere. Yet another reason to build umpty-dozen breeder reactors.

  105. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 4:11 pm

    Joe Bastardi says we’re due for 3 to 4 weeks of a “Siege of Storms”

    In other news Punxsutawney Phil is a lying sack of shit

  106. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 4:12 pm

    Mr. and Mrs. Pupster are in town for some kind of porn video industry event. Squeeeee!

    I may do some discounted shopping after I meat them. *cough*

  107. Comment by Pupster on February 8, 2013 4:14 pm

    Mrs. Pupster and I will be meeting with Cyn tomorrow here in Scottsdale, AZ. Cyn told me to make sure Mrs. Pupster had at least 2 drinks before she got there, I’m not sure why.

  108. Comment by Pupster on February 8, 2013 4:15 pm

    HAHAHAH!

    Psych.

  109. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 4:16 pm

    That jerk, he told me he was in “security”.

    Probably buys condoms and soap for the sets.

  110. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 4:17 pm

    HAHAHA! Timing!

    Hey – did you get my email about the time and the cosplay outfit choices?

  111. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 4:18 pm

    Use lots of lip gloss, Cyn. It accentuates your lips in pics.

  112. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 4:18 pm

    I thought it was Oso.

  113. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 4:19 pm

    Good call. You ~do~ know how to take care of me, mare.

  114. Comment by Pupster on February 8, 2013 4:20 pm

    Yeah, but I’m having trouble finding that many bullwhips on such short notice. Are riding crops acceptable?

  115. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 4:20 pm

    Oso is later this month for the reenactment of Thelma & Louise. Squeeee!

  116. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 4:21 pm

    Riding crops are so VHS. I’ll just bring my stash, Pups.

  117. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 4:22 pm

    SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!

  118. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 4:24 pm

    With special guest star b-rad pitc.

  119. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 4:25 pm

    I think it’s finally time his family put him in a home…

    He’s still fucking that chicken.

  120. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 4:25 pm

    I’d steer clear of the “grab box” discount stuff if I were you

    used

  121. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 4:26 pm

    With special guest star b-rad pitc.

    ———————————————-

    Fluffer?

  122. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 4:28 pm

    Hey – did you get my email about the time and the cosplay outfit choices?

    My jealous fury grows beyond the bounds of good taste.

  123. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 4:28 pm

    Thanks for the ProTip™, Dave. *winks and finger guns ya*

    ———————————–
    AXEMAN PICK UP TIME!

  124. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 4:29 pm

    I’d love to head over to AZ to see Cyn and throw a ball for pupster. I just can’t get away right now.

  125. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 4:30 pm

    My jealous fury grows beyond the bounds of good taste.

    *sniffs haughtily*

  126. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 4:32 pm

    *kicks self in the newts for not visiting Cyn when in PHX*

  127. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 4:35 pm

    *kicks self in the newts for not visiting Cyn when in PHX*

    Damn straight. I’m still kicking myself for not making it to CT.

  128. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 4:36 pm

    I’m still looking at pics of the PHX pillow fight.

  129. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 4:39 pm

    “He’s still fucking that chicken.”

    Well said, Roamy.

  130. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 4:44 pm

    I’m still looking at pics of the PHX pillow fight.

    Hahahahahahaha. That was great.

  131. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 5:03 pm

    The Five: Must watch on Ben Carson, MD at prayer breakfast

  132. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 5:07 pm

    Jonah Goldberg from NRO Goldberg File:

    “t might just be an illusion, but it certainly seems like having an exotic and mellifluous name gives you a leg up on NPR. The reason I say it might be an illusion is that many of the most exotic names come from foreign correspondents from countries where “John Smith” probably sounds weird. Also, any word sounds different if you focus on it or say it enough times over and over again. And the mellifluousness of the names might simply be the result of practice by the correspondents. I presume NPR teaches people how to speak with euphony. Certainly Ofeibea Quist-Arcton and Sylvia Poggioli have mastered the craft.

    Still, with those caveats in mind, it certainly seems like the exotically named are over-represented at NPR: Mandalit del Barco, Soraya Sarhaddi Nelson, Yuki Noguchi, Lakshmi Singh, Doualy Xaykaothao, Neda Ulaby, etc. I don’t really care — but I think it’s fun to imagine that NPR names are stripper names. Maybe someone can come up with a game to find out what your NPR name might be.”

    Too funny

  133. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 5:08 pm

    Best dancing rake guy ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LZjhEHQdLg

  134. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 5:08 pm

    OK, the wind finally got here.

    I’ve been watching a line of crows leaving for hours, hundreds of them, and just now a huge hawk went by, going in the same direction.

  135. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 5:11 pm

    Some more Robert Palmer.

  136. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 5:15 pm

    i swear, if anyone on FB says anything bad about Dr. Carson, I’m calling them a racist.

  137. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 5:21 pm

    Re: Ace’s post about Hagel – he hasn’t disclosed his foreign holdings and income, personally or as part of the thinktank Atlantic Council. Heat’s already on because Menendez has false financial disclosures.

  138. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 5:22 pm

    Best dancing rake guy ever
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LZjhEHQdLg

    He was great.

  139. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 5:24 pm

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard a bad Robt. Palmer tune. Loved that guy. Covers and all.

  140. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 5:26 pm

    *lashes down Scott & Laura to their bed so as not to be blown away*

  141. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2013 5:27 pm

    Oh Cyn is in for a treat- mrs pupster is really cool!!

    Puoster’s not too bad either. Just be prepared for him to look ten years younger than his pol picture.

  142. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 5:29 pm

    Oh, and his name isn’t Pupster.

  143. Comment by Pupster on February 8, 2013 5:29 pm

    Dammit!

  144. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 5:30 pm

    It’s not??!!?? WTH!

  145. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 5:31 pm

    This is everyone in New England yesterday

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU

  146. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 5:31 pm

    #12 is so me, it’s scary:

    http://tinyurl.com/6kqpwh3

  147. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 5:33 pm

    When I was a kid.

  148. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 5:33 pm

    Hahahahahaha. Mr. RFH has taken on the task of labeling forty-bazillion digital pictures. Pic of meatup. “Who’s this?” “[Cuffy’s real name]” “No, what’s his Hostage name. They only get one name, and I don’t know who the heck [real name] is. I’m not learning two names.” “Cuffy” “Thank you.”

  149. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2013 5:36 pm

    I call all Hostages by their real names. Leon is Leon. Wiser is Wiser. Etc.

  150. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 5:39 pm

    Mine is pretty simple, but it does contain geographical info.

  151. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 5:40 pm

    Good plan Mr. Spur

  152. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2013 5:40 pm

    I thought Wiser was Richard.

  153. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 5:48 pm

    When I first started commenting at Ace’s, I went by my email name, C in AZ. It took months for people to figure out I wasn’t a dude.

  154. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 5:49 pm

    My real name is not Phil Collins.

  155. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 5:51 pm

    It took months for people to figure out I wasn’t a dude.

    Internet Law: Everyone is a fat guy living in his parent’s basement until proven otherwise.

  156. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 6:00 pm

    Ooooo that reminds me; I’d better scrub off the Cheetos orange from under my nails before tomorrow!

  157. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 6:00 pm

    Is snow up to anyone’s balls yet?

  158. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 6:02 pm

    Is that like, “As high as an elephant’s eye”, sort of phrase?

  159. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 6:04 pm

    Is snow up to anyone’s balls yet?

    MJ.

  160. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 6:04 pm

    Is snow up to anyone’s balls yet?

    ——————————————

    Is Trudy a bitch or a stud?

  161. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 6:05 pm

    Timing

  162. Comment by Pupster on February 8, 2013 6:07 pm

    Internet Law: Everyone is a fat guy living in his parent’s basement until proven otherwise.

    *glances at Mare*

  163. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 6:11 pm

    No, my first name ain’t baby. It’s Janet. Miss Jackson, if you nasty.

  164. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 6:11 pm

    It would explain why no one’s met “her”.

  165. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 6:12 pm

    I thought MJ and Mare were one in the same, “MmareJ”.

  166. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2013 6:16 pm

    Wiserbud is Richard. Wiser is Wiser.

  167. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 6:16 pm

    NASTY!

  168. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2013 6:21 pm

    Color of your pants + last thing you ate = your band name

    I guess I’m Black Walnuts.

    Racist.

  169. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 6:22 pm

    MJ is in Blue Penis?

  170. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 6:22 pm

    *glances at Mare*

    That cuts a leeeeeettle close to the truth.

  171. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 6:23 pm

    GRAMMA, BRING ME DOWN SOME CHIPS!!! AND DIET DR PEPPER TOO!!!

  172. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2013 6:23 pm

    Scott, are youse snowed in yet?

  173. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 6:23 pm

    Gonna go watch this tool in his rice-mo-bile try to drive up the snowy street. Better’n TeeVee.

  174. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 6:25 pm

    Well, shit. He got about 60 feet up & mashed into the curb & then gave up & rolled back to Maple street. No fun at all.

  175. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 6:26 pm

    Only because there is nowhere to go. It is snowing sideways now, so it shouldn’t take long before we are.

  176. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 6:26 pm

    Khaki Garden Salad

  177. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2013 6:27 pm

    We got about two inches. The sky is clear now but the sun is setting.

  178. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 6:27 pm

    But his ricer was making impressive VRRRRPPPP noises the whole time, so there’s that.

  179. Comment by Vmaximus on February 8, 2013 6:28 pm

    green roast beef

  180. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2013 6:29 pm

    Khaki Salad Dressing would be better.

  181. Comment by Vmaximus on February 8, 2013 6:30 pm

    I turned the A/C off at 5pm today

  182. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 6:30 pm

    Heather Green Homemade Anchovy Pizza

  183. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 6:31 pm

    Khaki Curry sounds like it ought to be a prep school band in England.

  184. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2013 6:32 pm

    Pink Vagina

  185. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 6:33 pm

    Khaki Curry and Black Walnuts should definitely do a gig together

  186. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 6:35 pm

    And then hook up with Pink Vagina’s groupies

  187. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 6:45 pm

    Black Beef-a-Roni.

  188. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 6:52 pm

    Snowfall rate on Long Island is 3″ per hour with thunder and lightning.

    That should be here in an hour or so.

  189. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 6:56 pm

    Thundersnow!

  190. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 6:59 pm

    Blue Cube Steak

  191. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 7:02 pm

    Thundersnow!

    Oh man, I remember skiing in one of those once; it felt like the lightning was about 100 feet overhead and the thunder was rolling through me. Scared the bejesus outta me.

  192. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 7:12 pm

    It’s raining here.

  193. Comment by jam2 on February 8, 2013 7:17 pm

    puce terrapin

  194. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 7:21 pm

    >> 3″ an hour

    3 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

  195. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 8, 2013 7:26 pm

    Rain! Snow! Rain!

  196. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 7:35 pm

    Graupel.

  197. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2013 7:41 pm

    derp

  198. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 8, 2013 7:50 pm

    Stefan Grapelli

  199. Comment by Pupster on February 8, 2013 7:52 pm

    Tan Kibble

  200. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 8, 2013 7:52 pm

  201. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 8:03 pm

    Where’s mare?

    http://holyloly.blogspot.com/2013/01/mondayrage.html

  202. Comment by pepelp2 on February 8, 2013 8:09 pm

    Hey Leon, do they have this class at your gym?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4oT2tM06qo

  203. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 8:20 pm

    Thousand yard stare

    http://gifb.in/yKsV

  204. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 8:23 pm

    THUNDERSNOW!!!!

  205. Comment by Tushar on February 8, 2013 8:27 pm

    Brown spotted dick.

    P.s.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick

  206. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 8:27 pm

    Why am I getting email advertising:

    Chinese Dating Women?

  207. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 8:28 pm

    I think it has something to do with Xbrad.

  208. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 8:32 pm

    Brown spotted dick.

    ——————————

    I’d have your prostate checked, sounds serious

  209. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 8:33 pm

    Scott, you mentioned earlier that a day of driving in that bad shit made your whole body hurt. I only did it for two hours yesterday, so just my knuckles.. and maybe my left big toe.

    A day.. whew. Ain’t sure I could hang.

  210. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 8:33 pm

    Pepe, I don’t know, I don’t do classes. I’d go to that one.

  211. Comment by Andy on February 8, 2013 8:36 pm

    … for now.

  212. Comment by MJ on February 8, 2013 8:38 pm

    Sup flamers.

  213. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 8:38 pm

    Scott, you mentioned earlier that a day of driving in that bad shit made your whole body hurt.

    I’ve driven in rain like that. Ouchies afterward.

  214. Comment by Vmaximus on February 8, 2013 8:38 pm

    Tushar
    How much English food rubbed off on Indians?

  215. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 8:42 pm

    You’re just in time for the debriefing, MJ.

  216. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 8:45 pm

    Oh, and FTR:

    Nude Pizza

  217. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 8, 2013 8:51 pm

    mmmmm……cupcakes

  218. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 8:52 pm

    Wish I had some heavy cream, and my old ice cream maker that required crushed or shaved ice.

    Fine snow made the best ice cream in that thing.

  219. Comment by MJ on February 8, 2013 8:52 pm

    Let’s start by telling me why the cucumbers are all missing. WTF?

  220. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 8:53 pm

    Did anybody eat all the cashews out of anybody else’s mixed nuts today?

  221. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2013 8:55 pm

    I don’t know nuthin about no cucumbers.

  222. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 8:57 pm

    We made snow ice cream when I was a kid in Alabama.

    In Texas, not so much.

  223. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 8:58 pm

    Wouldn’t nude pizza just be bread?

  224. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 8:58 pm

    Autocucumbers.

  225. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2013 9:00 pm

    WAIT.

    Were the cucumbers purple?

    Nope. don’t know nuthin about them.

  226. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 9:00 pm

    Cashews aren’t nuts.

  227. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 9:05 pm

    Wouldn’t nude pizza just be bread?

    That would be my band name. From ^^ up there, earlier.

  228. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2013 9:06 pm

    Cashews are droops.

    Also, assault cucumbers.

  229. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 9:06 pm

    This snow is bigger than predicted.

  230. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 9:06 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/6a8v7le

    Purple? Can’t tell…wait a minute

  231. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 9:07 pm

    Moops.

  232. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 8, 2013 9:08 pm

    I prefer the Macadama nuts.

  233. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 9:10 pm

    >>>This snow is bigger than predicted.

    Please to explain…..

    I’m already not working at the store in the morning. Should I not plan to go the radio station tomorrow as well?

    (Please?)

  234. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 9:11 pm

    Mixed nut containers at Sams Club are smaller at the same price.

  235. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 9:11 pm

    >> This snow is bigger than predicted.

    I predicted this.

  236. Comment by pepelp2 on February 8, 2013 9:12 pm

    *gets bored, buys exercise video and wart remover, wraps it in empty Godiva chocolates box, mails it to LauraW, signs the card Happy Valentine’s Day, Love, Scott.

    Waits for hilarity to ensue.*

  237. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 9:14 pm

    Cashews are nuts. Freedom is slavery.

  238. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 9:15 pm

    I thought radio announcers were Essential Personnel? The public needs your updates. Get yourself in by dogsled if need be.

  239. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 9:24 pm

    Radio announcer voice: “And now, Tales From Topographic Oceans by Yes”
    *goes to take a shit*
    *runs outside naked*
    *buys beer*
    *replaces head-gasket on a 1977 305*
    *comes back & we’re only halfway through The Ancients*
    *kills self*

  240. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 9:33 pm

    Holy crap, can’t see the house across the street.

    It’s here.

  241. Comment by Tushar on February 8, 2013 9:34 pm

    >>How much English food rubbed off on Indians?

    Well, lets see. English food is very bland and boring. I suppose we picked up bread and toast from them. Any may be egg omelletes. Cakes and cookies. But that is about it.
    The English didn’t really have much culinary expertise to share.

  242. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 8, 2013 9:35 pm

    Tushar – Which is why the Brits eat Indian takeout 3 nights a week!

  243. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 9:35 pm

    Pork cracklings are English. I would kill a pig for some pork cracklings.

  244. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 9:36 pm

    Is it one of the biggest you’ve seen, Scott? Or just BS media ratings hype?

  245. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 9:36 pm

    I have cleared the driveway twice. Tomorrow it will look like I didn’t do a thing.

  246. Comment by lipstick on February 8, 2013 9:40 pm

    Grey Crunch N Munch

  247. Comment by jimbro on February 8, 2013 9:41 pm

    My mom just lost power in Middleboro, MA and sister says Foxboro, MA is a mess. Miss Jimbro is working till 10 and has to drive home in snow…luckily the worst of it will hit us after she gets home.

  248. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 9:46 pm

    It’s funny, to a guy from Texas, an inch an hour seems like a big deal.

    I’m trying to get my brain wrapped around that shit Scott is seeing, which is way worse. I remember something like it, when I saw an actual blizzard at Offut AFB in 1987. No visibility and snowdrifts over ten feets.

    …

    I’m wearing shorts outside tonight.

  249. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 9:47 pm

    Are you getting much at all, Tushar?

  250. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 9:47 pm

    It’s already impressive Cyn and it’s supposed to keep up for another 8 hours. Records will be falling.

  251. Comment by Vmaximus on February 8, 2013 9:48 pm

    Is Scott playing Sisyphus?

    Have you used any of the orange wood yet?

  252. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 9:49 pm

    Ugh. A friend of ours is supposed to be released from hospital tomorrow. I hope he doesn’t have to stay longer because of fucking snow.

  253. Comment by Tushar on February 8, 2013 9:49 pm

    Cyn, we got rain till 1-2 pm, then some tiny hail, and the some snow. Not impressive at all. Kids were hoping for a neat pile to play in. So far, it is piss poor.

  254. Comment by Andy on February 8, 2013 9:50 pm

    Yep, if you’ve seen my Facechimp, the snow is now exactly one Sam Adams longneck deep on my deck.

  255. Comment by Vmaximus on February 8, 2013 9:50 pm

    Hahaha Cyn

  256. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 8, 2013 9:51 pm

    Scott – Save the cannibalism until Sunday. You can survive on chips and snow melt until then.

  257. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 9:52 pm

    Hooo-leee shit! Sew your buttholes shut, or you’ll get duodenal drifts: http://radar.weather.gov/ridge/Conus/northeast_loop.php

  258. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 9:52 pm

    Holyshit, that’s already impressive, Andy.

    Can you link a pic here?

  259. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 9:52 pm

    Is Scott playing Sisyphus?

    The snow sounds bad enough, hopefully there aren’t any boulders.

  260. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 9:53 pm

    This ugly band has been over us for well over an hour
    http://classic.wunderground.com/radar/mixedcomposite.asp?region=a5&size=2x&type=loop

  261. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 9:53 pm

    That would suck for your friend, Stark, but I promise you that his HIC will not authorize that. No way no how.

  262. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 9:54 pm

    >>>I thought radio announcers were Essential Personnel?

    Announcers? Perhaps. Unpaid producers? Not so much, in my opinion.

    Already have a foot of snow and we’re just starting to get the good stuff.

  263. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 9:54 pm

    Hooo-leee shit!

    Yikes; you’ll get a piece of that action.

  264. Comment by Vmaximus on February 8, 2013 9:54 pm

    No Spotted Dick or Yorkshire or Christmas pudding?
    I guessed as much but was curious
    Thanks Tush

  265. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 9:56 pm

    >>>I have cleared the driveway twice. Tomorrow it will look like I didn’t do a thing.

    Which is why I ain’t doing shit until this is over.

  266. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 9:56 pm

    We sent Bubba outside to take a leak. 30 seconds later a pure white dog ran onto the porch. He looked like a little polar bear.

    I have not laughed that hard in a long long time.

  267. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 9:56 pm

    Day-um, Scott.

  268. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 9:57 pm

    It hasn’t been grilling weather Vmax. Soon.

  269. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 9:57 pm

    Scott invited me outside to see the whiteout. I ran down the driveway and back with a parka over my jammies and slippers. Couldn’t see the house across the street, from the end of the driveway. Crazy. Ran back. My dog followed me. He lingered a moment to pee on the snowbank. So he was outside for maybe 30 seconds.

    Black dog left the house, white dog returned.

    Plastered and crusted white from head to tail by the wind-whipped snow. He looked so stupid. Scott and I laughed a gut-buster.

    You had to be there. Trust me, it was funny as hell.

  270. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 9:58 pm

    I wanted to take a leak in the snow yesterday but.. traffic.

  271. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 9:59 pm

    >>> He looked like a little polar bear.

    Heh. Tiki keeps looking outside then looking at me as if to say “make it stop, please?”

  272. Comment by pepelp2 on February 8, 2013 10:00 pm

    Probably going to Boston in April. What should I see while I’m there?

  273. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2013 10:00 pm

    Black dog left the house, white dog returned.

    Ruh-roh…

  274. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:02 pm

    >>>Probably going to Boston in April. What should I see while I’m there?

    Us.

  275. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 10:03 pm

    “What should I see while I’m there?”

    A bunch of us for dinner.

  276. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 10:03 pm

    That would suck for your friend, Stark, but I promise you that his HIC will not authorize that. No way no how.

    Yeah, my wife & I chatted with the nurse a bit about that. She seemed pretty leery. Well, even if we can’t rescue him, I’ll ride my bike over to visit since he’s only about a mile away.

  277. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 10:03 pm

    It’s okay Sean, no worries.
    Bubba is not a racist dog. He’s an asshole dog.

    He hates everybody, and everybody hates him.

  278. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:03 pm

    Falling at 4″ per hour now

  279. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:05 pm

    >>>He hates everybody, and everybody hates him.

    Not me. But then, I don’t sit in his spot.

  280. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:07 pm

    Pepe, it will be the highlight of your trip visiting with those peeps. Do it!

  281. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:08 pm

    >>>I wanted to take a leak in the snow yesterday but.. traffic.

    Bad idea. The snow gets really cold when your……

    Never mind.

  282. Comment by Vmaximus on February 8, 2013 10:09 pm

    I remember February in NH when the snow plows piled 30′ banks on either side of the road and ice had cars careening side to side down hills dodging uphill traffic if possible.

  283. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:09 pm

    Falling at 4″ per hour now

    Is that a lot for snow? We get that in rain, sometimes in 15 minutes increments, and we grab our life jackets.

  284. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 10:11 pm

    And if you do one of those duck boat tours I will mock you forever.

  285. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 10:11 pm

    5″ per hour.

  286. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 10:11 pm

    I don’t hate Bubba.

    But I do respect him with the, carefulness.

    >> Bad idea. The snow gets really cold when your……

    That was on my mind, wind blowing, snow, and 30 degrees. I pretty much hate taking a.. with cold hands.. well. you know.

    *hunker down my friend*

    Is there anything we can fight about tonight? Aja and Can’t Buy a Thrill? We left that one hanging

  287. Comment by Vmaximus on February 8, 2013 10:12 pm

    An inch of rain per hour = 12″ of snow

  288. Comment by pepelp2 on February 8, 2013 10:13 pm

    Will let you guys know when I know exact dates I’ll be there. You guys might be NSFW, not safe for wife. 😉

  289. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:13 pm

    >>>Is that a lot for snow?

    Do the math. This storm could last up to 28 hours….

  290. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:14 pm

    You guys might be NSFW, not safe for wife.

    We actually clean up pretty good, Pepe. Most of the time. Usually.

  291. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:15 pm

    No Math!! You’re not my real Dad!!

  292. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:16 pm

    >>>You guys might be NSFW, not safe for wife.

    We are always on our vest behavior around significant others.

    In fact, that’s how Laura’s and wiserbride became friends, despite the fact that wiserbride does not hang out here.

  293. Comment by Andy on February 8, 2013 10:17 pm

    >> Can you link a pic here?

    Too much work.

  294. Comment by Andy on February 8, 2013 10:18 pm

    >> A bunch of us for dinner.

    *raises hand*

    I’m in.

  295. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:18 pm

    >>>Is there anything we can fight about tonight? Aja and Can’t Buy a Thrill? We left that one hanging

    Meh.. It’s Steely Dan. Did they release a bad album?

  296. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 10:19 pm

    Is that a lot for snow? We get that in rain, sometimes in 15 minutes increments, and we grab our life jackets.

    That amount of rain is far more life-threatening in the short-term than that amount of snow.

    But on the other hand, it drains off the road and goes away on its own in a day or so. You don’t need to shovel rainfall. This snow could be here for a while.

  297. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 10:19 pm

    If I never see another snowflake, I’ll be OK with that.

  298. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 10:20 pm

    *hugs wiser*

    no, they did not.

    …

    don’t touch me there again.

  299. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 10:20 pm

    I remember February in NH when the snow plows piled 30′ banks on either side of the road and ice had cars careening side to side down hills dodging uphill traffic if possible.

    I get the idea of being confident while driving in snow, but the fuckers around here are just trying to kill somebody.

  300. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 10:21 pm

    Dan is already saying “It puts the lotion on its skin” about our Thelma & Louise meat up in PHX. He thinks everyone is a serial killer.

  301. Comment by jam2 on February 8, 2013 10:21 pm

    wiser was spinning this record at the station the other day:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc2YBVZx-Ps

    it features some of the hostagae

  302. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 10:22 pm

    >> This snow could be here for a while.

    I was always a little amazed, driving through Baldwinsville NY to our DC there in Feb, seeing the snow plow pile they made in the corner of the parking lot.. still melting off in April.

  303. Comment by Tushar on February 8, 2013 10:24 pm

    Bubba didn’t hate me. But I think he found it intriguing that I was a man with shellfish juice dripping from his fingers.

  304. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 10:24 pm

    I assure you, Cyn is not a cereal killer.

    No one knew I was in PHX the first time I visited. If she’s skinned and roasted me, anyone who missed me (yeah…..) would likely have been looking in Oregon for me.

  305. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:24 pm

    He thinks everyone is a serial killer.

    Well, not EVERYone.

    I was nervous my first time too. It didn’t hurt all that much afterall.

  306. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 10:24 pm

    Dan should be afraid of Cyn. She is dangerous.

    He should put a knife in his boot.

  307. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:26 pm

    HAHAHAHA! I had forgotten that you were a surprise guest, Xbrad. And then me having to rescue you on the freeway. Damn, that was a good time.

  308. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:26 pm

    Just you hush your mouth, Scott!!

  309. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 10:28 pm

    Dan is going to feel like an idiot.

  310. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:31 pm

    I don’t think I’m even going to get to meat Dan. Just a tiger and a bear hanging out together.

  311. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 10:32 pm

    >> He should put a knife in his boot.

    HAHAHAHA.

    Thanks for not cuttin me in Boston.

  312. Comment by Tushar on February 8, 2013 10:33 pm

    Who among us has never met any other hostages ever? Those are the people I suspect are potential serial killers.

  313. Comment by jam2 on February 8, 2013 10:33 pm

    dave, the lake effect from b’ville to adams is impressive. the odd thing is, a few miles away we might only get a dusting of snow-

  314. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 10:34 pm

    I felt like an idiot.

  315. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 10:36 pm

    jam, all I know is after only 2 and a half hours of driving through that shit yesterday, the shit I dealt with is like one tenth of what they’re dealing with now.

    sore. knuckles. sheeee-it

  316. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:36 pm

    You’re in that swath of snowhell too, huh, Jam.

  317. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 10:37 pm

    Girls night!!!

  318. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 10:37 pm

    Cyn and I need a Lion. I don’t think we have a Lion, oh my!

  319. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:37 pm

    >>>>Who among us has never met any other hostages ever?

    D’uh. Mare.

  320. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 10:38 pm

    >> I felt like an idiot.

    You don’t know people till you meet em. I can’t count the times we’ve hugged since.

    …

    Don’t tell nobody.

    …

    oh shit I just did

    Glad you gots a generator.

  321. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:39 pm

    Leave that to me, Oso; I’ll find us a lion.

    Rawr

  322. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 10:39 pm

    Chuck.

  323. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:39 pm

    >>>You’re in that swath of snowhell too, huh, Jam.

    I don’t think Jam’s gettinguch from this storm, but he gets this kind of stuff constantly, so it’ normal for him.

  324. Comment by scott on February 8, 2013 10:41 pm

    Sorry, I think Mare prefers Charles.

  325. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:41 pm

    Testa?

  326. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2013 10:42 pm

    Scott just had me look out from the porch door again and have another look at the snowdrift formations. My truck has a wing on it now. So does the porch roof.

  327. Comment by Vmaximus on February 8, 2013 10:42 pm

    Nyte all

  328. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 8, 2013 10:43 pm

    Who among us has never met any other hostages ever? Those are the people I suspect are potential serial killers.

    Oh, haha, not me, I kill people in large groups, hahahahaha. Ha.

    Ha.

  329. Comment by jam2 on February 8, 2013 10:44 pm

    Cyn, i live a little south of it now, but i have vivid memories of tucking in behind plow trucks just to make it back home or to school…. the snow fall rates are impressive but coupled with wind and drifts it gets old quick

  330. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 10:44 pm

    Dan is like Mrs. MJ in MJ Hostage Theater. So far he has liked my friends from TAS that he has met. I’m trying to get him to go to a Reunion with me in Vegas.

  331. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 10:44 pm

    Is the wind teh howling?

  332. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:46 pm

    >>>You don’t know people till you meet em. I can’t count the times we’ve hugged since.

    I spent the entire drive to my first meet-up explains to wiserbride that it was okay to ask me to leave at any time.

    But then we met the W’s.

    No lie, we were on our way out the door after about 90 minutes. We spent the next coupla hours talking to Scott and Lauraw, and on the ride home, wiserbride kept saying “wow… I really like those people..”

    When I was traveling, I never had a bad mini-meetup. Never.

  333. Comment by pepelp2 on February 8, 2013 10:47 pm

    Scott and Laura lose phone service,
    hear a knock on the door,
    evil doll from a couple of weeks ago is sitting there……………

  334. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:49 pm

    15″ now

  335. Comment by pepelp2 on February 8, 2013 10:50 pm

    Laura gets Scott to show him the doll,
    doll is gone,
    hears noise in kitchen…………

  336. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 10:51 pm

    >> wiserbride kept saying “wow… I really like those people..”

    I credit them for wiserbride putting up with me. Later I learned to like you because of her,

    All serial aside, haven’t we all had some amazing friendships forge from this nonsense?

    I cherish it. I do.

    I didn’t say that aloud and I will deny it tomorrow when you’re digging out. Mostly.

  337. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 10:51 pm

    When I was traveling, I never had a bad mini-meetup. Never.

    You sure?

  338. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:54 pm

    All serial aside, haven’t we all had some amazing friendships forge from this nonsense?

    Yep. It’s all been kinda neato how that’s worked.

  339. Comment by jam2 on February 8, 2013 10:54 pm

    wiserdude, hows the shoveling goin’?

  340. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:57 pm

    Seems like a snow blower would be in order.

  341. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 10:58 pm

    NO SHOVELING HEART ATTACKS for any of the NE PEEPERS!

  342. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 10:58 pm

    >>>All serial aside, haven’t we all had some amazing friendships forge from this nonsense?

    If not for the meet-ups, I’d never had a vegetable garden, my truck would still be stuck in my backyard, and we would have frozen to death when my furnace died, just to name a few benefits…

  343. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 10:59 pm

    Black BBQ Brisket Pizza. Band name.

  344. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 11:00 pm

    I’m just kinda humbled by it all.. watching you die in the blizzard.

    I feel bad about the towels now. Mrs Wiserbud likely thought I was ok before that stuff.

    I apologize.

  345. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 11:00 pm

    >>>wiserdude, hows the shoveling goin’?

    Neighbor’s dad has a plow on his pickup.

    I ain’t shoveling nothing ’til this is over.

  346. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 11:01 pm

    I need a NE baseball vacation. Only way I’ll make it up there.

  347. Comment by jam2 on February 8, 2013 11:01 pm

    “Seems like a snow blower would be in order.”
    like this?

  348. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 11:03 pm

    Haha! Exactly, Jam. I’ll just stand off to one side to watch tho TYVM.

  349. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 11:05 pm

    >>>I apologize.

    No worries. We burned them.

    But I am occasionally amazed by the deep, honest, real-world friendships that I’ve made through this stoopid blog.

    Boggles my mind when I think that, without this place, I would have never met people that I now consider my closest friends in the world.

  350. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 11:06 pm

    Btw, this storm’s name is Nemo.

  351. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 11:06 pm

    It is kinda amaze agog.

  352. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 11:07 pm

    I preferred Clusterfluff.

  353. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 11:08 pm

    http://www.abc24.com/news/local/story/Arlington-High-Parents-Angry-over-Student-Survey/IOxGSMoveEePmUVOEwmlbA.cspx?rss=59

  354. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 11:10 pm

    >>>You sure?

    Yep. Come on, we laughed like hell…

  355. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 11:12 pm

    Just teasing. It was fun hanging and drinking with you and Sean.

    Fuckin’ quitter.

  356. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 11:16 pm

    I won over Scott and Wiserbud. Skeptics if you ever saw.

    I credit my smile. And keeping my hands where they could see em.

    Mostly my smile, and the sparkle in my pretty hazel eyes.

    All stupid aside, I have friendships I never could have imagined, had it not been for Al Gore inventing these interwebs.

  357. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 8, 2013 11:17 pm

    I interrupt this FIF reunion to report the following news:

    After graduating from BU, a high quality university which had the sense to kick Dave in Texas out, in December of ’10, pendehodaughter #1 has been working at shitjobs in the health care sector and taking occasional extra class at a juco and shit so that she can maybe fuck around and get admitted to a graduate school in the field of Occupational Therapy. Today, February 8th, 2013, she was admitted to Texas Tech University Health Sciences Center’s school of OT. She’s 23 and I’m pretty sure I can see the light at the end of the tunnel for her.

    I. Am. Fucking. Releived.

    Thanks for listening. Now go back to your regularly scheduled programing.

  358. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 11:19 pm

    >>>I credit my smile. And keeping my hands where they could see em.

    That, and you interest in the temperature of the water in Long Island Sound….

  359. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 11:20 pm

    Most excellent update, PG! Go, girl, go!

  360. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 11:21 pm

    >>>Fuckin’ quitter.

    Hey, someone had to work in the morning….

  361. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 11:21 pm

    Pendejo, I have cousin with a OT degree from TT. She has a great job in San Antonio. (I’m Hispanic. I have LOTS of cousins) Congrats to PGdaughter!

  362. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 11:23 pm

    I meant Sean.

  363. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2013 11:26 pm

    >>>I. Am. Fucking. Releived

    Awesome news, PG.

    Congrats to l’il PG….

    Okay… That’s just weird…

  364. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 11:29 pm

    I think you guys would be fun to watch baseball with.

  365. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 11:34 pm

    There’s enough of us to BE a baseball game.

  366. Comment by jam2 on February 8, 2013 11:34 pm

    Pendejo,
    that requires a celebratory drink…
    http://tinyurl.com/aoecy3b

  367. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 11:35 pm

    I don’t play. I keep a very tidy scorecard. With pitch count.

  368. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 11:39 pm

    You’re hired, girlie

  369. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2013 11:40 pm

    congrats PG! Wonderful news. It’s so fine to watch our children move on.

    I am the worst guy to watch baseball games with, because I always score em

  370. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 11:45 pm

    I score Spring Training. After the 5th Inning it gets tricky.

  371. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 11:47 pm

    There was a book a few years back with scorecards from “Great” games. I hinted, but Dan thought I was insane.

  372. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 8, 2013 11:48 pm

    Thanks everybody. I’m very pumped and relieved at the same time.

    Oso, I understand the multiple cousins thing. I gots a degree in Mathematics myself. Congrats on su prima o primo. San Antonio’s a good town.

    jam2……somebody sent me a bottle of bourbon that looks just like that for a secret santa gift a year or so back. They don’t sell that brand around here. At least not at the chicken shit liquor stores I frequent. It’s pretty good shit for bourbon. Best I recall.

  373. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2013 11:48 pm

    G’night cool kids. Sweet dreams and such.

  374. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2013 11:49 pm

    See, when I say that, the vice squad shows up.

  375. Comment by ChrisP on February 8, 2013 11:50 pm

    Stopping in for a minute between being sick,
    Pepe and Oso, meeting the hostages is effortless/painless.

    When I met Xbrad and BiW at Engine House #9 in Tacoma, it was like we had known each-other for years. Instant familiarity and relaxed conversation. Like getting together with old friends.
    No-worries…

  376. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 8, 2013 11:56 pm

    I’m not lucky enough to be celebrating w bourbon or anyother kind of whiz tonight. Got off work to late to hit the liquor stores, which close at 900pm in TX. Had to settle for this shit.

    http://is.gd/32u77A

  377. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2013 11:58 pm

    My Sam’s Club lost a pallet of Evan. I’m drinking Jim Beam tonight. Still better than Bud Light.

  378. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 12:00 am

    Yeah, I know. Let the booing and hissing begin.

    I prolly could’ve driven up to Jal and bought a fifth of Crown, but I was to lazy.

  379. Comment by ChrisP on February 9, 2013 12:02 am

    PG,
    “too”
    /Hotspur

  380. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 12:03 am

    We’re getting a Total Wine in 2 weeks. Local news is complaining about Big Box booze stores. I love Total Wine. Now, I don’t have to stock up in PHX or LV.

  381. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 12:06 am

    ChrisP

    I actually thought about that shit right after I hit “post comment”.

    It reminded me of that one time I dreamed about sucking another guy’s dick. I don’t talk about it much any more.

  382. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 12:11 am

    What kinds of beer do they sell at a “Total Wine” store?

    />unredeemable redneck

  383. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 12:13 am

    They sell EVERYTHING at a Total Wine store. It is like an alcoholic’s Disneyland. Or something.

  384. Comment by wiserbud on February 9, 2013 12:19 am

    Last measurement before I go to sleep:

    20″

  385. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 12:20 am

    kuhl

  386. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 12:21 am

    Stay warm and safe, people of the cabal.

  387. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 12:22 am

    Last measurement before I go to sleep:

    20″

    I got thrown out of a casino in Vegas for saying this at a blackjack table one time, but it is apprapos in this case:

    Ooooohhhhh nigga you is lawdge!!!!

  388. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 12:23 am

    I was commenting on the fact that my African-American friend was holding two kings.

    It didn’t matter.

  389. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 12:28 am

    Hahaha

  390. Comment by jam2 on February 9, 2013 12:41 am

    a Wiser morning:

  391. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 12:45 am

    Motherfucker is just standing there. Doing nuthin!!!!

    Maybe i”ve gotten to(o) used to pupster’s gifs.

  392. Comment by jam2 on February 9, 2013 12:49 am

    PG,
    i’d send you another one, however you live so far outside of civilization that freight costs are in the “WTF!!!!?” range. And also the shipping nazis would sic the revenuers on me

  393. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 12:50 am

    No Need. I appreciate the first one. REally cool bottle and plug on top. What’s the story on that distillery?

  394. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 12:50 am

    Does pupster talk in gifs?

  395. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 12:51 am

    Si mija.

  396. Comment by jam2 on February 9, 2013 1:00 am

    it’s part of buffalo trace (not sure if that’s spelted right -fuck you spelling nazis) it’s a decent Kentucky offering… i sample a couple of different (new) distilleries each year (i lurve bourbon) and if memory serves, blanton was decent.

  397. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 1:00 am

    espanol este muerte!!

  398. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 1:03 am

    I was pondering songwriters and Wiser’s cover theory. If you write a song and someone else sings your song, and you become big enough to record the song you wrote, which song is the cover?

  399. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 1:06 am

    Does the song belong to the person who wrote it? The person that made it popular? The person that got to release it later as a song he wrote?

  400. Comment by Pendejo Grande on February 9, 2013 1:14 am

    That’s some deep shit, oso.

    What are you smoking?

  401. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 1:26 am

    No longer smoke. Drinking Jim Beam.

  402. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 1:49 am

    Strike 3. G’night y’all.

  403. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 1:52 am

    I just remembered I was supposed to own the comments BEFORE I say “G’night”. Waits for the daily derp.

  404. Comment by Sean M. on February 9, 2013 2:28 am

    You know I’ll give you television,
    I’ll give you eyes of blue
    I’ll give you a man who wants to rule the derp

  405. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 2:39 am

    Both kids I worked with tonight had never heard of Monty Python. No movies; no skits; no actors. Tabula Rasa.

  406. Comment by osoloco11 on February 9, 2013 4:17 am

    H8. Pure H8.

  407. Comment by MJ on February 9, 2013 7:25 am

    I don’t play. I keep a very tidy scorecard. With pitch count.
    ————-
    Hawt. I would love to watch a game with you guys. Looks like we’re bailing on her stepmom’s wedding (don’t ask) and Mrs MJ doesn’t want to see my family for Christmas. That should free up some $ for gum travel.

    Feb: Atlanta, NY
    March: Mass, Miami

  408. Comment by MJ on February 9, 2013 7:26 am

    Oh and maybe Louisville/Lexington at the beginning of March. Not sure.

  409. Comment by scott on February 9, 2013 7:33 am

    Holy crap.

    History made.

  410. Comment by scott on February 9, 2013 7:45 am

    Front door.

    The mirror on the van is about 6 feet up, the red thing is a Ford Ranger pickup truck.

    http://is.gd/asyo81

  411. Comment by Car in on February 9, 2013 7:48 am

    wakey wakey

  412. Comment by scott on February 9, 2013 7:50 am

    6 foot drifts.

    This is amazing.

  413. Comment by Andy on February 9, 2013 7:51 am

    Official snow measurement at casa Andy: Fuckin’ Deep!

  414. Comment by scott on February 9, 2013 7:52 am

    I let the dog out, he had to swim back.

  415. Comment by Vmaximus on February 9, 2013 7:55 am

    Don’t Keel yourselves shoveling all that white stuff out of the drive.
    Heh
    The high today is predicted to be 77

  416. Comment by Vmaximus on February 9, 2013 8:00 am

    I would brag about how cold it is if I move to Minot so Wiser can still ban me.

  417. Comment by daveintexas on February 9, 2013 8:12 am

    What red thing?

    Holy crap. Is it still coming down?

  418. Comment by Andy on February 9, 2013 8:20 am

    I have some more pictures on Facechimp, but here’s my deck …

    Yesterday: http://www.flickr.com/photos/55294087@N05/8457514199/

    15 minutes ago: http://www.flickr.com/photos/55294087@N05/8457514615/

  419. Comment by Car in on February 9, 2013 8:21 am

    The Lauraw’s should just have the flying monkey remove the snow.

    I just hope the pile of horse crap is ok.

  420. Comment by Car in on February 9, 2013 8:30 am

    I hope it hasn’t stopped steaming. How’s she going to stir it? Crimmney, someone unbury that thing so we can check on it.

  421. Comment by daveintexas on February 9, 2013 8:34 am

    holy carp!

  422. Comment by Vmaximus on February 9, 2013 8:42 am

    When I lived in New England I did not see snow doors. Can anyone open the doors in snowmageddon?

  423. Comment by scott on February 9, 2013 8:45 am

    Plows are stuck all over the place.

  424. Comment by Andy on February 9, 2013 8:46 am

    It just got warm here.

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/02/09/kate-upton-is-sports-illustrated-cover-girl-for-second-year/

  425. Comment by scott on February 9, 2013 8:48 am

    Patio.
    Bump on the left is Big Green Egg, bump on the right is Webber grill

    http://is.gd/0AfACb

  426. Comment by Andy on February 9, 2013 8:52 am

    OK, I’m going to run the snowblower for a while.

    I’ll get some official measurements.

  427. Comment by Tushar on February 9, 2013 8:58 am

    Scott, you may want to remve the snow from the grills before you start smoking/grilling something.

  428. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 9, 2013 9:04 am

    Wow, none of you fruitcups has killed this terrible post?

  429. Comment by agiledog on February 9, 2013 9:06 am

    2 feet and still snowing like a mo’fo. Drifts are 3′ off the deck.

    We were suppose to host a practice event at the wife’s dog training center today. Um, No.

  430. Comment by agiledog on February 9, 2013 9:07 am

    Have at least 2 inches of snow inside the screened in porch – snow is blowing that much.

  431. Comment by MJ on February 9, 2013 9:10 am

    Is the crap pile melting anything?

  432. Comment by Car in on February 9, 2013 9:12 am

    They’re not talking, MJ.

  433. Comment by Tushar on February 9, 2013 9:13 am

    Those who have not watched this speech yet, watch it now!

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/02/07/dr_benjamin_carson_addresses_national_prayer_breakfast_criticizes_obamacare.html

  434. Comment by Car in on February 9, 2013 9:13 am

    It’s three degrees here.

    Guess I won’t go running.

  435. Comment by Car in on February 9, 2013 9:15 am

    I’ve heard bits of that speech-and what I want to know is what Obama thought during it.

    You’d think SOMEONE would have asked him.

    *crickets

  436. Comment by agiledog on February 9, 2013 9:21 am

    They’re not talking, MJ.

    They’re saving their breath for more shoveling.

  437. Comment by agiledog on February 9, 2013 9:22 am

    You’d think SOMEONE would have asked him

    They’ve banned or intimidated everyone who would.

  438. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 9, 2013 9:27 am

    I was pondering songwriters and Wiser’s cover theory. If you write a song and someone else sings your song, and you become big enough to record the song you wrote, which song is the cover?

    You mean like Willy Nelson? Neil Diamond?

    The whole concept of the “cover song” gets back to the weird notion we have that the singer & the songwriter should be the same person. It’s a dumb idea that leads to stupid shit like Shrill Cow claiming writing credit for an entire album on which she wrote absolutely nothing.

  439. Comment by lauraw on February 9, 2013 9:30 am

    I can’t help but notice, as I awook a few minutes ago, that only the top string of my garden fence is visible. That top string being three feet from the ground.

    Holy shit.

  440. Comment by agiledog on February 9, 2013 9:31 am

    awook? Are you a Wookie?

  441. Comment by Car in on February 9, 2013 9:34 am

    awook? Are you a Wookie?

    She’ll be better prepared for the Snowmaggedon if she was. They’ve got that fur and stuff.

  442. Comment by jimbro on February 9, 2013 9:36 am

    Power’s out>>>generator humming along.
    Storm’s still blowing fiercely.
    Plow man AWOL (I don’t blame him, I’d wait too)

    I’ve lived here since ’99 and never seen this much snow.

  443. Comment by jimbro on February 9, 2013 9:40 am

    Tushar: Those comments from Dr. Carson made me feel happy in the swimsuit area….we’ll see him vilified soon.

  444. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on February 9, 2013 9:50 am

    We still have power here (in magical Hamster Land, the Newer), but wow is it still coming down. I’d hate to have to measure it in metric.

  445. Comment by daveintexas on February 9, 2013 9:50 am

    “Crazy” was written by Willie Nelson

  446. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 9, 2013 9:53 am

    “Who among us has never met any other hostages ever? Those are the people I suspect are potential serial killers.”

    lol

    *continues to tape POL pictures of those whose comments irritate me on the wall of my room painted black, cement floor, large drain in center, surgical steel table (with splash guards).

  447. Comment by scott on February 9, 2013 9:59 am

    This is the first time I have ever had to shovel underneath a car.

  448. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on February 9, 2013 10:00 am

    Why bother, Scott? You’re not able to go anywhere, right?

  449. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 9, 2013 10:01 am

    I have had to shovel under several cars. Usually after they’ve gotten stuck.

  450. Comment by scott on February 9, 2013 10:04 am

    Mailbox is AWOL.

  451. Comment by Tushar on February 9, 2013 10:05 am

    Jimbro, the thing that resonated with me the most is that we have given up governing to the lawyers. We need people with all kinds of real worlld experiences to run things. When it comes to real world experience, lawyers are lowest grade life forms. We, the doctors and engineers and farmers and builders and plumbers and mechanics and soldiers and nurses and waiters and cooks and traders and businessmen and machinists and janitors have to snatch back the reigns of power from the unholy cabal of lawyers, journalists, career politicians and criminals and celebrities and bureaucrats.

  452. Comment by MJ on February 9, 2013 10:05 am

    New Post for your viewing and commenting pleasure.

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