January 13, 2013
Categories: alcohol, bacon, Your mom likes this . . Author: lclintsp
Cyn’s poat had moar WTF.
Did you know The Miss America pageant was tonight? Yeah, I don’t give a shit either.
I do not!
Wait… what have you heard?
Hahaha. Dan picked Miss SC. I guess Miss Gun Grabbing NY won. Bwah ha ha. Dan is gay.
What? Miss Alabama QB Champ Tall Drink Of Water didn’t win?
I guess Miss Gun Grabbing NY won.
I’m shocked. No, really. This is my shocked face.
We were watching FB. I guess she was Gun Grabber NYC. I’m on FB trying to find mutual friends with someone that hates me for 30+years.
Mom!!!! Oso is being a FB masochist again!!!
Sorry. All class reunion in August and I have to find people that have hated me for 40 years. LOL
I love kyle’s mom
miss you too, wiser!
I love PJ. I’m drunk. Tipsy.
OMG!!! me too! We’re twins!!!
I was missing my hostages
Miss the creepy eye. I just gave a class ahead of me a lead on 2 classmates for the reunion. Found out a peer died 6 years ago.
Dan thinks all Y’all and my FB friends are serial killers.
Serial killer? No.
Haha. I’m talking meat up with FB peeps right now.
So Christian Bale was the kid in ‘the empire of the sun’, I did not know that.
Welcome to the late 20th Century, G’mo.
I know, Its pretty sad tho, I never really paid attention to who did what, like following bands or musicians or actors. Unless they were super famous, the following conversation and variations of occurred about a million times;
me: who sings this?
my friends: duh, Help me Rhonda, the beach boys.
me: oh, are they new?
Empire of the Sun. I was 12, saw that movie in the theaters and it was the first time I’d ever paid attention to the songs in a movie. I was floored by Suo Gan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf059psVew
this is a better version of the song. Gives me the chills https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRqWaJIQyM4
Ok yeah. muther effer. that’s not the version I was looking for either, what the eff?
heh, they just played that scene.
here it is, leave it to the foreigners to gimme what I want https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77EDgeq5e78 sheesh
PJ, how are you and your bread?
you’re on the list, b-rad
the Madeleine name spelling list…….there’s a special place in hell for you forthat
best scene ever
Pfffttt.. I’m going to hell for a lot worse things than shortening Madeleine’s name.
How’s East County these days?
leave it to the foreigners to gimme what I want
“Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch” is perhaps the best song ever.
What say you, clown car?
*sets Sean’s huge black dildo on fire*
HEY, I WAS USING THAT!!!
MOM! SEAN WAS SITTING ON YOUR HUGE BLACK DILDO!!
I was actually using it to beat off an intruder.
June, don’t you think you’re being a bit hard the beaver?
You forgot the “on.” Timing is everything, but getting the words of the joke right is a close second.
Hello intruder. Go ahead and take your jacket off.
Hey Cassidy, do you still smoke?
Cigarettes I mean.
I’ve always been disappointed that nobody from Wu-Tang Clan comments here.
Worst blog ever.
Yes I do, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
*breaks glass ashtray*
ODB would comment here if he hadn’t eaten all that cocaine and died.
Okay good. Let’s go smoke and then come back here and write something funny.
“It was an engorged and hard black Sunday that Mare decided to grow mature Asian squash.”
I think wiserbud created this…
I’d love to write the Great American Novel with you one line at a time, but it’s time for me to hit the derp. Say hi to Floyd for me.
We’ve been trying to get Floyd on a new organic food that’s supposed to be good for him.
This is what his farts smell like on the new food:
Rain-check on the Great American Novel.
Went to see zero dark thirty last night. Good flick. Too good to get any awards.
The movie. Not me.
gosh damn it……how did you guys all the sudden decide to come online when I figured everyone had gone for the night. YOU BASTARDS!!!!!! oh and sean, you’re a totally hawt foreigner
Feels like zero dark thirty right now. On call and heading in to fix some bones. Play nice and have some coffee for me!
*Drinking Jimbro’s coffee.
*Licks all the doorknobs.
*Opens fridge, sneezes in open package of pork chops.
*Swigs milk, leaves open carton on counter.
*Sits innocently in the corner.
*Spills coffee. Flips over couch cushion.
Morning Carin. Is your dad home yet?
Yep. I brought him home friday night. He was mostly just dehydrated.
He doesn’t want to go to radiation anymore though. I didn’t think he was going to be able to tolerate it much anyway.
I saw the video of Nicholas Cage’s hundred 100 quotes on AoS and realized that I have watched just two of his movies: The Rock, and a recent movie called The Apprentice. And I watched The Rock for Connery and Harris, not Cage.
So, I can say I have been mostly spared.
Nicholas Cage is mostly a horrible actor. We hates him.
He was good in Valley Girl.
Although I don’t think he “acted” -more just played himself.
Slackware is very nearly installed. A modest 20 hrs.
Maybe. I still have to bang on LiLo a little bit.
Oops. I should have put my books in an archive before compressing. Make that 21 hours.
Day Two – Death Warmed Over.
They should make a movie about it.
Does Hotspur have the flue?
Yes, I was just nicely getting over a cold, when all of a sudden Friday night, I’m dying.
I’m glad I licked all of the doorknobs before Hotspur got a chance.
*Sprays ‘Spur with Lysol.
Careful Jew. Joe Pesci and some character actor whom I don’t know are scheming on how to fuck you up.
Have you considered the possibility that your wife poisoned you?
Can I have your stereo if you kick the bucket?
No, she was in North Carolina all week, so she’s clear.
No, she was in North Carolina all week, so she’s cl
She just cleverly composed an alibi.
You’ve proven nothing.
Speaking of which, since MJ is obviously not coming back from his “cruise”, should we have an online wake for him or something?
Who get’s his wife? I know someone called dibs.
Well, since she made him go on a cruise, I suppose Les Mis is next up.
I don’t want her.
I just went outside and the temperature is somewhere between Really Fucking Cold and Holy Shit Where Did My Balls Go!?
-1 here this morning. Not supposed to get above freezing until Wed. Cold weather sucks.
It was probably one of those cruises where everyone gets sick and all the toilets back up.
WTF is with the cake in Cyn’s poat? I can see how it caught her eye………
HA HA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr44Xt6vpSs
Spiffy. Slackware is installed and (mostly) configured.
Watch the ad on FOX for the revolutionary flexable hose. They mostly show people spraying a fine mist because if you open it up any more you release the pressure and the hose contracts. You can actually see it failing in one part of the ad.
Slackware is OS?
I thought it was code for laying about doing nothing productive.
I was going to stay home on the couch watching football, but my slackware locked up.
Normal OS downloads in about 20 minutes.
Slackware? 20 hours or more.
I was going to install Slackware, but then I found out the dress code was formal.
Bones are fixt! Yay…
clintbird, the MattWalsh fella is quite the wordsmith. Here’s one line I particularly enjoyed: “But that’s just too simple and not nearly irritating enough, according to the maniac who wrote this tornado of crap”
Here’s a poll running in the Boston Herald now re: Pats v. Texans
Yes, the Pats will beat the Texans by more than 9.5 points.
45% (725 votes)
No, the Pats will beat the Texans, but by less than 9.5 points.
45% (717 votes)
No, the Texans will upset the Patriots and win in Foxboro.
10% (167 votes)
Total votes: 1609
I think it will be closer than last time, not picking a winner, too close
Is there some sort of game on tv today?
Football Public Service Announcement…
1:00 PM (ET) Seahawks @ Falcons Fox
4:30 PM (ET) Texans @ Patriots CBS
Should you need to watch the game online: http://www.thefirstrow.eu/#
This has been a FPSA. You may now resume your regularly scheduled slackware installation.
New poat up.
We got down to 25º last night and we’ll have two more nights of this crap.
But it’s a Dry Heat Cold™
Yeah, I put ‘crap tornado’ in my Nifty Phrases vault too. That’s a good one.
Doritos, anyone? It’s a new flavor.
There’s a new poat, Tushar.
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