Well, it’s been a nice long break from the gym for me. Two whole weeks! My joints barely pop now, and I’m not sore in the slightest. I’d pretty much forgotten what that felt like. By this time next year, chances are that I will have again. Today will be the first day of another year of strength training, hopefully free of injury and full of growth.
Whatever goals you have for your body in the year to come, rest assured that each and every Monday will feature outstanding commentary and imagery that will pack you full of positivity.
Okay, that’s a total lie. I’mma say some stupid crap and then put up some pictures of girls I’d totally nail if I had the chance, and most of the people commenting will proclaim — wrongly — that they are dudes. It’ll happen every Monday, though, and that’s the truth.
Now go take Monday’s lunch money and go buy yourself something mediocre.
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