HI!!!!!!!!!!! This is going to be the greatest BBF ever!!!!!!!!! You know why? Cuz I totally think it’s going to rock your soul, which sort of reminds me of this conversation I had with this girl once about soul mates. It turns out that people who think they’ve found their soul mates get divorced a lot. Like a lot, a lot. Whatevs.
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I wrote this song in the middle of the night while rearranging–perhaps a little paranoid–my sock drawer for the nineteenth time in a row making sure that the striped socks were as far as possible from the white socks because they don’t get along very well. The White Sox suck!
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Today’s model is from way back before yesterday. She’s so old she used to babysit Yoda. I’m pretty sure Margaret Nolan was in a James Bond movie called Goldfinger. It had Austin Powers in it and Beyonce and this chick. Her measurements are Blam! Pow! How you like me now?!??!! Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap.
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Lets take a test today, shall we? I’ve been up for 3 nights studying ancient American history. It turns out stuff you never thought was true is actually true and happened. Did you know the Democrat party was in favor of slavery, fought in the Civil War for it, instituted Jim Crow laws, opposed integration of schools, killed Civil Rights workers, lynched folks, set dogs on protestors, beat them with hoses, and opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964??? Me neither!
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Happy New Year Aggie
Happy New Year TiFW
Happy New Year Cyn
Happy New Year Car in
Happy New Year Pupster
Happy New Year Scottw
Happy New Year Lauraw
Happy New Year Hotspur
Happy New Year Wiser
Happy New Year Jay
Happy New Year Mare
Happy New Year Roamy
Happy New Year Michael
Happy New Year xBrad
Happy New Year Leon
Happy New Year Dave
Happy New Year Vmax (bad doggy!)
Happy New Year Jewstin
Happy New Year Andy
Happy New Year MCPO
Happy New Year Sean
Happy New Year Oso
Happy New Year Chrispy
Happy New Year Tushar
Happy New Year Rosetta
Happy New Year Pendejo
Happy New Year Lurkers!!!! I bought you lunch.
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Have a safe and happy New Year everyone!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11
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Happy New Year, MJ
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This is simply un conch un able.
Whoa.
I gotta watch the mercury fulminate episode again.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome?from=Main.CrowningMomentOfAwesome
Your meth links are da bomb MJ
Nice retro bewbs, MJ.
Hotspur and MCPO will be essited!
Just when you thought the MA Senate seat was gonna improve with the departure of Jean Francois Querie:
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/senate-races/274697-rep-markey-to-seek-kerrys-senate-seat
Excellent BBF job today, MJ. http://qkme.me/3r4c6x
She’s hawty hawt.
Heh, I’m not the only one who thought so:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Awesome/BreakingBad
Crack open Season 1.
How disappointing. I don’t even see a hint of back fat.
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I’ve scaled back from 23-25 to 15 or so per week. I just started biking again and I’m actually lifting for a change.
In the winter, I’m lucky if I get 15-20 miles a week. Too cold. I try to get in at least one longer (than 3 or 4 miles) and two under 5. Sometimes 2 miles is all I can stand on the treadmill.
And i do muscle-work 3 times a week.
Most of those skinny runners don’t do any gym stuff. They just run and run and run.
There is a guy at the gym ( I don’t see him too often) and he is HUGE (wipes drool off of keyboard). He runs, and does bursts of cardio. But I’ve seen him running on the road (I almost went into the ditch).
I can’t say I’m discomfited in the slightest by the absence of back fat.
+10,000 points to MJ to be used for booze, New Year’s Eve party hors d’oeuvres, and possession of the TV remote for the next 7 days.
The v-max meth picture is just wrong wrong wrong.
I think I’ve pretty much found a comfort zone for now: 15-20 miles per week, 2 x bike, and 2 x lifting. 50 sit ups (bicycle, leg lifts, etc) 4 times a week.
Need to get stronger to get better at the tri thing.
I think I may do the Chilly Willy this year. It’s a 3 mile run, 10 mile bike, 3 mile run.
So far I only have 2 actual races on the calendar but they are both half marathons.
Oh, an if I missed anyone, sorry about that. I think I got most of the regulars.
This is the last Friday/BBF of 2012.
Damn, that went by fast.
Gym time weirdos.
You got
the best onesthe ones that countme on there, MJ, so you’re good.Gym time weirdos.
HAHA! We have THE best euphemisms here.
Wow, last Friday of 2012. That does seem fast.
I think we should have BBS, this week.
Retrobewb.
How much snow did you wind up with, pupster?
And is your driveway clear?
Jay, there’s one more MMM this year, and it’ll be the 52nd such poat.
It may be XL.
Did you really get every week this year? Nice work!
Wait, is that right? It might be 53. Crap. I have to check my records when I get home.
I might have some extra material on the computer. Just in case MJ gets hit by one of those little cars in the parade.
But yeah, I don’t believe I missed a week.
Yeah, driveway is good, no new snow. My neighbor has a plow on his lawn tractor, and he did most of it while the boyz were in a “I can get ready slower than you” contest.
I thought it started later than January.
But that’s my opinion, I could be wrong.
Who wants pie?
We took two of our grandkids (14 & 11) to see The Hobbit last night. We saw it in HFR 3D. It was a hoot.
Kids loved it. Natalie got askeered a few times, so she sat next to Meme.
I’ve never seen a 3D movie, so I’m not sure how to evaluate the HFR.
The critics can eat a bag of dicks. Why do they have to be such “superior” assholes?
>>Oh, an if I missed anyone, sorry about that. I think I got most of the regulars.
You missed Rosetta. He is not a regular, but he started BBF.
Jewstin is back!!!!!!!
Where’ve you been, you little varmint?
Movies are supposed to be fun. If you are going to be enlightened, you will be disappointed.
I’m even going to give Reacher a chance. Just because I like crap being blowed up.
Rosetta who?
Jewstein, you are supposed to hibernate in winter. Looks like you spent the whole summer and fall hibnating and are now popping up.
I’m not going to the theater until Iron Man 3 if I can help it, and I will only go then with some reluctance in my heart.
Thanks for lunch!! Hey! Wait a minute…. That wasn’t nice.
Be careful, Leon
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2253888/Man-dies-eating-28-raw-eggs-bet.html
Be careful, Leon
*cues Rocky theme song
*winks “Hello” and waves to “Leonard’s Dad”*
Sounds like an allergic reaction to the eggs, or possibly just toxicity from the size of the dose. That much liquid protein would pull a ton of water in from the surround tissues, and he probably wasn’t able to keep up with any non-egg fluid intake. Dehydration could have done it alone.
Salmonella would take days to kill you.
Leonard’s Dad
No relation, I assure. My dad thinks Chris Matthews is smrt.
Sometimes, my dad is wrong.
Dammit. I missed Tushar as well.
Added Tushar, Rosetta, and lurkers.
HA! MJ, most excellent lurker link! hahahahahaha…..DICKS!
Rosetta who?
Eating a bag of Dick’s. Get it?
SQUEEE!!! Good morning!
Best retro BBF chick evah.
This poat has been updated like Rosetta’s mom’s parole violation record.
Happy new year, MJ and everyone! You too, Xbrad.
http://imgfave.com/view/2956248
I like this because Leon is going to have to school some more fools on basic anatomy.
*blushes* Hi, Cyn. *blushes more*
sneaks back into my corner
Wait a minute, do we have lurker scum about?
Welcome scum!! You are among your own people.
Vaginas are normally about 3.5″ in the relaxed state. Perfectly acceptable length for shorts if you’re a hot chick.
Wait, does she mean they should occlude vulva? I agree with the sentiment, but she’s a moron.
EAT YOUR DICKS!!!!!! YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY PUDDING UNTIL YOU FINISHING EATING YOUR DICKS!!!!!!
I like this because Leon is going to have to school some more fools on basic anatomy.
Why? Does Leon have a long vagina?
Ok, now I’m really going to the gym.
I’m taking a gym break this week and next. My joints need at least a week, and next week is the worst possible one to be in a gym.
Why? Does Leon have a long vagina?
More code talk
HA!
As a New Year’s resolution, I think some of the lurkers should commit to delurk.
Ok, gym time.
Have I been banned?
What’s Matt Frewer been up to, anyway?
Why? Does Leon
haveneed a long vagina?Yes.
Pendejo. Fuck.
hahaha..good one leon.
PD, where have you been? You could never be banned!
hHAHAHAHA…Just one more link, MJ.
Thanks, Mare. Just trying to fill in for Rich.
Great. Now I’ve kilt it. THIS is why I lurk.
Oh, sorry. I was writing my shortest poat ever, and it took me a while, LD.
And yes, I do see the irony in my comment.
Mare, I am celebrating my 30th anniversary with mrs. Pendejo at a resort in New Mexico. I wanted to visit w Oso last night and report to her that there are tons of brown people here. Some appear to speak English.
Congrats on your anniversary, PG!!!
Just ate a bag of Dick’s — way too salty for my taste MJ
Oh, an if I missed anyone, sorry about that. I think I got most of the regulars.
Jewstin and Rosetta are not regulars but they are, on meth.
I was hoping for “Dirty Dick’s Crab House”
Who’s the header pic?
‘Where you come for the Crabs!”
This weeks pic winner is Beach Blanket Pose with Fake Beach Background.
Also thanks for lunch MJ, next time I will buy over at Nugent’s Pizza.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=51157
Happy New Year everybody.
Header pic is a more recent photo of the BBF model.
http://fitbie.msn.com/eat-right/tips/diet-trends-2012/tip/7
This is how I know I’m right. MSN wants to tell me that I’m wrong. Also, Robb Wolf threw a nice rock at the author in comment 1.
Hopefully she has kept her figure
We have company…
*tidies wisps of loose hair, uses pajama sleeve to scrub the goo off teeth, puts on sunglasses, applies fresh coat of lipstick*
Welcome “My Pet Jawa” Miscreants and Various Lurkers
I’d hit it.
This is how I know I’m right. MSN wants to tell me that I’m wrong. Also, Robb Wolf threw a nice rock at the author in comment 1.
Looks like most of the comments are supporting Robb. Excellent.
I know my health improved after eliminating dairy – and my Dr. said many lactose intolerant are also gluten intolerant, that I should keep that in mind.
Benito Mussolini died from some kinda hemp/lead/asphalt toxicity, so be careful about those gluten-soaked pies.
This is why youtube was invented.
Yeah, the comments were hilarious. I’m sure the author looked at them, pondered the paycheck paid for by grain subsidies, and dismissed them as just cultists. Mehmet “trained cardiologist, not a nutrition expert” Oz does it once or twice a year. That guy is willfully obtuse. His salary depends on it.
Happy Friday, tweakers!
Leon, I think it’s more accurately described as a Paleo Lifestyle rather than just a “diet”. It’s hard to argue with lean meat, vegetables, strength training and light cardio. If someone follows that its still better than 90+% of the typical American lifestyle. Keep doing what you’re doing and let H8ers H8.
It’s hard to argue with lean meat, vegetables, strength training and light cardio.
What’s shocking to me is just how often TPTB persist in arguing with it. Also, fatty meat. Fatty, fatty meat. Or at least butter. Just lean meat is a ticket to protein poisoning.
I may have overstated it there, but the point stands.
Added Pendejo.
Is kuru considered Paleo-?
Haaarrruuummmmppphhhh! nice knockers!
Excellent BBF job today, MJ. http://qkme.me/3r4c6x
She’s hawty hawt.
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http://is.gd/m2o6x1
Kuru’s a prion disease brought on by cannibalism, so no.
Is your college degree Paleo-?
Man, this chick may not be BBF material, but she’s got sexy eyes…
Is your college degree Paleo-?
Math and physics pre-date the stone age, so yes.
Man, this chick may not be BBF material, but she’s got sexy eyes…
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hahaha. That was a BBF song a few weeks ago. Thievery is one of my all time favorites. I’ve been to their club in DC.
$36 for JW Blue. I shit you not.
Arguing on the internet is the most paleo- thing I’ll do to-day.
Huh. Maybe I saw it on that poat.
One thing I definitely don’t miss about drinking is the outrageous markup on beer and booze at shows and sporting events.
Paleo is like, so old man.
This is quite well-written.
You’re old!
I, meanwhile, am classic.
Cool beans. I got my paycheck, found out we’ll be working 7:00 to 3:30 during the slow season, and have a hot date Sunday. I’m in such a good mood I feel like saying something nice about Xbrad.
WOW! Today’s chick is almost as old as ChrisPy!!
Whoa, Jewstin. Slow down and think before saying something you’ll probably regret later.
WOW! Today’s chick is almost as old as ChrisPy!!
Give or take an era?
I’m in such a good mood I feel like saying something nice about Xbrad.
It’ll pass.
Met a good friend for lunch today. The pub grub was excellent and the black and tan was neatly poured.
How are your eyes healing up, Chief? You got that Kenny Rogers look going on yet?
*sees that guy on the FNC who was talking about ‘vibrational effects’ yesterday; closes blinds and lights a candle for some quiet me-time*
*closes blinds*
well, shit.
Cyn – Eyes are better every day. The left eye is taking longer to heal up, but the Doctor assures me that it is not out-of-the ordinary.
The streaming video subscription fee is totally worth it, dave.
*blows out candle, reopens blinds; sighs happily*
Most excellent news, MCPO! Can’t wait to see the finished product at the next meat, or perhaps a new POL is in order…?
Anyone who has access to Amazon video, and loves Stargate, hawt women and guns, watch season 5, episode 18 from the 15 minute mark onwards for about 4 minutes.
*blows a no-charge kiss to SeamN.*
What happened to MCPO’s eyes? Facelift?
Partially, Jew. A lid-fix dealie.
His eyes were looking pretty beat up for a few weeks there; he’s linked a few pics in the comments now and again for us to see his progress. Maybe we’ll get a photographic update here in a sec.
Eye update tomorrow. IT’S NAP TIME PEOPLE, KEEP IT DOWN!
My folks’ friend had something like that done. His eyelids drooped so badly I don’t know how he saw to drive. But he’s in Nebraska, so if he went off the road, the biggest concern would be getting high-centered on a cow.
NAP TIME IS OVER, OLDE MAN!1!
Oh, wait, that actually sounds kinda good.
the biggest concern would be getting high-centered on a cow.
LOL – that sounds like it’s got some party potential there.
One of my friends in HS/college had droopy lids and people assumed he was always stoned. We did our best to not make him seem out of the ordinary on weekends.
Jewstin,
The doc cut MCPO up because he was looking like this:
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/cartoon-classics/images/299389/title/droopy-dog-wallpaper
Once he heals, he will look like this:
http://www.dogster.com/the-scoop/guinness-world-records-dog-with-the-worlds-largest-eyes
The ‘strapped to the nose of a jet liner’ look is all the rage I hear. MCPO will be quite fetching.
We did our best to not make him seem out of the ordinary on weekends.
Bernie?
Looks like the UK is going to try more knife control. Let me know when they try bench grinder and leaf spring control. Or, you know, controlling steel and any any all tools that one might use to cut and sharpen steel.
Churchill would weep.
Our lids were similarly drooped Cyn as a result of several intoxicants
Tushar, your new avatard cracks me up every time I see it. I’m not sure if it’s the chin thrust but you look like you’re just egging for a fight.
I am so sick of these jerks reporting stories like this.
8 year old finds a gun and is lucky to be alive. blah blah gun, terrible, pistol, frightening, revolver, shocked………….
Then towards the end…………. starter pistol. I bet it was a cap gun.
http://is.gd/KYAA3F
I wouldn’t know anything about about that, Jimbro.
*sniffs haughtily*
http://tinyurl.com/dxr5kw2
Pick one!
Agreed: It’s all become total bullshit for-the-sake-of-DRAMAAAAA-ratings-win reporting, Scott. Annoying as all get out.
Worst mugshot evah: http://is.gd/Ewjw2H
Actually, that’s got a sort of cuteness to it. Maybe it’s time for a new avatar.
My backyard: http://flic.kr/p/dF5YLZ
That looks loverly, Sean. Do you watch birds? You’ve done a nice job capturing that one.
Nope, Cyn. I just happened to have my camera nearby when I saw it.
It don’t look captured.
“How are your eyes healing up, Chief? You got that Kenny Rogers look going on yet?”
hahahaha…mare love Cyn.
Here’s another gun story for you Scott:
http://tinyurl.com/c8qpgmm
Basically, guy takes drops a deuce and leaves his handgun in the stall. Panic ensues. 2nd Amendment needs to be revoked.
http://tinyurl.com/dyjxvt6
LOL pup….and sadly true.
DAMN IT!
leaves his handgun in the stall
This happens with alarming frequency.
Ah yes, it’s almost time for my annual Jan 1st to Jan 3rd diet.
Jay?
http://tinyurl.com/cgoaphr
I’m just glad the good doctor didn’t leave the handgun in prison.
http://tinyurl.com/c4hxty4
How the hell do gun laws work?
If I found a gun in a public restroom I know the safe thing to do would be to secure it, but the law requires me to leave it there for the next person to find.
Do I have this right?
Happy Anniversary, PG. We appreciate your tourism dollars.
If I found a gun, I’d call the cops and stay there until they showed up. I wouldn’t touch it – it might have been used in a crime.
Pain in the ass, but that’s likely what I’d do.
Same here Dave. 911 and wait nearby to keep others away.
*whacks Dave upside the haid with an imax camera*
You have no phone and nobody is around and your wife is in the car going into labor.
Basically, guy takes drops a deuce and leaves his handgun in the stall. Panic ensues. 2nd Amendment needs to be revoked.
Why the hell is this even news?? Jesus on a pogo stick. Stupid ‘reporters’*.
*no offense, Sean
I’d take the gun and walk. Or maybe run, but I’d take it.
Tell the store manager and go take care of your wife.
I mean, what if the next person in there was a little kid? You have to take it if you don’t have a phone.
Scott, in that case, you never saw the gun. Run to the car and tend to the pregnant wife.
Years ago a fight broke out in a bar parking lot and a gun fell out of one of them. I grabbed it then thought “crap, what if the cops come?”.
So I chucked onto the roof of the bar.
He wasn’t happy when I told him about it.
Baby birthin’ is wimmen’s work I say. Keep the menfolk away from all that.
I worked for a cleaning company for a while and we were doing a fire cleanup at a residential motel. I picked up a cushion from a recliner and found a 9mm stashed underneath. I pointed it out to my supervisor and he called the entire cleaning crew into the room. He said ‘We leave the chair where it is, we clean around the chair, and nobody enters or leaves this room without everybody.’
Agreed, that was the prudent thing to do. But I think it’s something of a shame that we’ve built a society that is both comfortable with and paranoid about guns.
I am not sure if that was the right thing to do but it beat the hell out of interrupting two guys exchanging blows with “which one of you lost a gun?”
Jew, you guys left the gun there without telling the motel owner about it? WTF?
What kind of bars you going to Scott? Sounds rough
I guess you could pull the fire alarm and make everybody leave the building.
Gun Discovery Solutions™!
I vaguely recall a gun in the bathroom incident in NM. A cop left his gun in a bathroom stall in the hospital. A doctor found it, tucked it in his belt and stuck it in his car. Finders keepers. Only problem was they had video surveillance and tracked him down posthaste. Embarrassment and creative storytelling ensued.
This wasn’t a bad place, apparently an argument started over a game of pool and these two stepped outside to settle it.
People leave their guns in hotel rooms all the time. Best thing to do is put your gun in your shoes when you undress. That way you have to grab it when you get dressed. * Redneck Solutions, Ltd. *
Tushar, it’s a residential motel. I actually know the guy who lives in that room. He has rented it weekly for something like the last fifteen years.
I assume by “resort” in New Mexico Pendejo Grande means a casino.
This wasn’t a bad place, apparently an argument started over a game of pool and these two stepped outside to settle it.
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Huh. I’ve seen the same thing happen. A younger guy smoked an older guy (that was drunk) and he wouldn’t pay up. They went outside and said younger guy beat the man into a coma. Apparently cranium and parking block should never meet at high speed.
The cops drove us home, which was nice.
I assume by “resort” in New Mexico Pendejo Grande means a casino.
Weird. I was guessing nudist colony.
Too freaking cold for nudity here. 3:00 PM, 32 degrees and a brisk 20 mph wind. Clothing not optional.
I suppose if you wanted to avoid being charged for a false fire alarm you could also set the place on fire.
“I assume by “resort” in New Mexico Pendejo Grande means a casino.”
I had Motel 6 in Truth or Consequences.
I just think its stupid that you could face 5 years of jail for doing the right thing.
If the big 30th anniversary trip is at a motel 6 in T or C, they might not make 31.
Getting ready for the “Be Glad You’re In the Postseason Bowl” with Virginia Tech and Rutgers.
I thought that was the Liberty Bowl, between Iowa State and Tulsa.
Iowa State beat Tulsa earlier this year.
And plays them 1st game next year.
Gun laws should have common sense protections and not be “OMG GUNS!!!!!!” People shouldn’t be penalized for doing the right thing.
I spent two nights in the T or C Motel 6.
That’s a strange town.
Exit ramp community.
All you have to do is claim that you picked up the gun “as a journalist, in the public interest”.
In the Summer, T or C fills up with people going to Elephant Butte. In the Winter, it is full of snowbirds. My grandparents used to live there 3 months out of the year.
*decides to open up gun shop named “OMG Guns”. (TM)
*sends oso 1 penny royalty.
Thanks, GMo. WooHoo!!!!!
I just read the piece Leon referenced earlier regarding knives/banning/UK. One of the quotes: “None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.”
My question for the Hostagettes, do you prefer a short blade? Er,in the kitchen?
T or C had their own serial killer. David Parker Ray.
What site do you guys use to watch tv. I’m looking for Nurse Jackie season 4 and it’s not available on Netflix instant or iTunes.
I could not function without my chef’s knife, AKA the Psycho Knife.
Home again, home again, jiggety-jig…..
Santa left the TiFWs two lovely cases of flu in their stockings, so you may or may not hear from me, even though we are (finally!) back in a more civilized (i.e. Internet-ready) part of Texas.
Apparently we missed FTW’s White Christmas – DD#1 and her beau got to spend an extra night in San Antonio when their Christmas Day flight back to DC was cancelled (it was still “on schedule” when they left MIL’s house that morning).
And sincerest “Thank You” to whoever my Secret Santa was this year – I got three lovely books which I plan on reading as soon as I am over this lousy cold.
FWIW, Mr. TiFW (and DD#1) got a flu shot this year, and both of them were sicker than dogs with their respective illnesses. Rebecca got the Flu-mist and is (of course) healthy as a horse. I missed getting a flu shot this year, and I am doing MUCH better than Mr. TiFW is.
Hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas! ♥♥♥
If you picked up the gun you are carrying and need a license. If someone sees you with a gun it is brandishing a weapon. If you show it on TV you are David Greggory.
According to state law here, I could pick it up and walk with it openly but not with my finger on the trigger. I couldn’t conceal it while carrying it because I don’t have a CCW, and I couldn’t sell it.
Gym nOw. Ptl it’s not very busy.
30th anniversary in a Motel 6 in T or C may bring out grievances, “You’ve always been a cheap bastard!”, etc. Festivus!!!
Mr. L and I saw signs for T or C while driving from White Sands to Carlsbad Caverns (both highly recommended).
And….get your filthy government hands off my big kitchen knives!
Hiya!
MJ, check your midgetmail.
According to NJ law, I can keep a gun in my house, but am not allowed to open carry or concealed carry. How the fuck do I bring it home from the shop, assholes?
My question for the Hostagettes, do you prefer a short blade? Er,in the kitchen?
Big knife for carving, short blade for everything else.
My MIL hid the “good” knives so FIL couldn’t use them. I’ve been in that kitchen three times since she died, and I still can’t find where she hid ’em. The easily accessible knives are all crap. If I have to cook in that kitchen again, I swear I’m bringing my own.
Jew! Glad to see you back. You’re a funny squirrel.
>> How the fuck do I bring it home from the shop, assholes?
You don’t “carry”. You store it, usually states require that it is locked in your trunk, unloaded. Separated from ammo.
“Carry” means to “carry on your person” (either openly or concealed).
>> T & C
Terms and conditions?
Michigan is open carry? With all those D’s in charge?
Florida has over a million CCW permit holders now. 1 in 16 could be carrying.
Dave, I looked it up. New Mexico has a town called Truth ot Consequences.
*or
I have a pick up and travel to and from the range with unloaded guns and ammo in the back seat. It’s one of the few times I obey every traffic law scrupulously. (I had to look up what scrupulously meant).
Used to be Hot Springs. Contest for the game show for a town willing to change name to Truth or Consequences. Never changed baxk.
It could be TwocomeCarry ok Tucumcari
Someone’s hogging te weights. Imma gonna have to cut a bitch.
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2012/12/24/merry-monday-motivational/#comment-808954
So very glad that HS liked his SS gift – wasn’t sure if you already had one!
Sorry about the mix-up in addresses – that’s the one that I was given…..
Why is my Santa Zeke showing up? I changed it to puppy Zeke this morning it shows up as puppy Zeke everywhere else but here.
Thanks xbrad.
Srsly. Effer’s hogging two sets of weights while he’s texting someone.
USS Tucumcari was an interesting little ship.
Tell me about it X
Cleared my cache and Zeke puppy showed up.
Carin – is it some kind of forbidden code that you not speak to him to ask him which weights he is/isn’t using?
*reclines back on chaise lounge to eat moar peeled grapes and bon bons*
I see you Zeke puppy!
Thanks xbrad.
**puts in H2 comment Hall of Fame under “things you just don’t ever expect to see.”**
Cyn, I’d rather not be one of those, but there is a code to using the weights , etc.
My code says no texting while in possession of weight.
I’s kiddin Tushar, I knew what they meant.
Before Texas passed a concealed carry law, that’s how you had to transport firearms. Away from the drive, unloaded, “secured” (which is a bit vague but whatever). There was an exception if you were a businessman crossing county lines on business.. which also seemed weird to me but again, whatevs.
And he had them tucked under the bench he was sitting on.
Code/Schmode. I’da asked him if he was using those, then I’d have headbutted him in the ribs, causing him to fall into other people using weights and eventually into the fawning mirrors.
Oh look! The weights are free!!
Howdy, cowgirls and steers!
I don’t understand doing anything but working out in a gym. It’s not a bar.
Hiya, Steer Airdale!
If one carries around a unloaded gun in a locked briefcase(a normal briefcase, not one made specifically for gun storage), is that concealed carry or storage?
That makes sense, MJ. A gym isn’t really a place to socialize. It probably could be if you were working with a partner, or no big deal to chit chat with the dude/dudette on the next spin machine, but if you’re just taking up space… go away.
I might not ever get a handle on those ‘codes’ if I went to a gym. Then again, I might just bob my head and bat my lashes sweetly as I politely blow some smoke up someone’s skirt.
Sean,
That birds looks to be a Buteo lineatus or Red-Shouldered Hawk
Concealed, Tushar.
It needs to be a case specifically designed to hold/encase the gun.
The rules are a pinch more loose here in AZ. There was a time when I carried a beautiful handled gun bag that just happened to have a tube of lipstick in it.
Vmax, I finished “The Martian”, and Mr. RFH is reading it now.
Long time no see, Tom. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to ya. Did someone give you a hall pass??
Um, the gym is the meeting place for people who don’t go to bars much.
How was your day off, Roamy?
It’s concealed carry in CT. Here it can only leave your house if it’s going to a repair facility or if you are moving. You can’t bring it to a range without a CC permit.
Tushar
Here in Fl securely encased in a car is a glove box or center console, zippered case or snapped in a holster.
Outside a car is a whole different story!
Did you like it Roamy?
Did it make you laugh?
XBrad, I did a metric shitload of laundry, napped, wrote a poat for your place, made the kids clean their rooms, and otherwise goofed off all day. Italian meatballs in tomato sauce and homemade baked potato skins for dinner, to go with the bowl game.
Vmax, I thought it was great. I had to stop myself from checking the math.
That sucks Scott, how do they expect people to practice safe handling if you can’t shoot at the range….oh
Hokies Vs. Scarlet Knights!
PA is a “Must Issue” state.
As poorly as Virginia Tech is playing, I’m surprised the score is not worse. Getting smack talk from my Rutgers alumna SIL.
I think that might be old info, you might need a permit to bring it home from the store. The laws are always changing and it’s hard to keep up. A friend of mine stopped carrying for that reason.
Roamy – I shall refrain from reminding you that I was booted from that prestigious academy of learning.
MCPO, I had forgotten.
Um, the gym is the meeting place for people who don’t go to bars much.
YOu can’t meet folks when you’re texting. And pissing off other people by hogging the equipment.
I love living in a country where you can not only order pizza online, but you can “watch” your pizza’s progress….
Why won’t my gravatar change on the Hostages site when it has changed on the Gravatar site?
Good deal at the store today. Three very nice New York bone-in steaks for $9.30.
Peps. Inn of the
Mescallero ApacheMountain Gods in Ruidoso.Mrs. Pendejo surprised me with this trip. She went all out and got the Chupacabra Suite.
It’s pretty cool but I’ll be a mad MF next month on visa bill paying day.
>> is that concealed carry or storage?
Depends on the state. In Texas it would be legal transport. Don’t know about NJ.
MCPO, you got kicked out of colleges too?
*brothers*
also glad to hear your peepers are coming along.
*tacklehugs RFH by the secret knife stash*
I can’t even get avatard crap to load, Teresa, so I sure don’t know.
I see Thelma.
How many bowl games are there? Missus Jimbro just asked me if everyone got to go to a bowl game (after being tortured with 3 nights of no name bowls)
Chupacabra Suite as in Room of the Goat Sucker?
Sounds romantic.
Getting kicked out of an Ivy League school was the best thing that ever happened to me.
If I were a gun range owner in CT, I would have a gunsmith available on premises who would ‘repair’ your gun on every visit. They those fucking bastards will come up with a rule that says you cannot have a range and gunsmith at the same location. Then I would locate the gunsmith next door. Then they will come up with a new law.
>> How many bowl games are there?
35. In Division IA
Pendejo, it looks like a nice place.
Thanks Dave. Right now I’m half-watching them because football will soon be over. Winter sports programming is lame. I watch downhill skiing just for the crashes (kinda like NASCAR)
Guess Velma’s just not showing up on my computer; glad to know that it changed elsewhere –
In CT it’s illegal to have a glass of wine with dinner if you cc.
If you are charged with anything, they tack on “with a deadly weapon”.
If anyone sees it, even its’ silhouette, you can be charged with reckless endangerment and breach of peace.
I had the same problem today TiF it took forever for it to show up.
Then they will come up with a new law.
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“The right of the citizens to bear arms in defense of themselves and the State shall not be questioned.”
Except when it is
>> Pendejo, it looks like a nice place.
I remember saying that in a suburb or Curitiba. I don’t think Pendejo means the same thing in Portuguese.
Scott, if I have to use my firearm in public, I better not have a trace of booze in me. In my home I get a pass.
I understand the shooting part.
Here, you can’t have a beer if you have a gun in your trunk.
Part of the law says you can’t carry where there may be stressful situations……..WTF?
So easily done. Passing nonsense laws that make everyone a criminal, I mean.
Best law we passed AFTER concealed carry, a law limiting liability from civil suit for defending your home. You can’t sue me sorry for killing your asshole goblin for invading my home if I kill him.
I might not ever get a handle on those ‘codes’ if I went to a gym. Then again, I might just bob my head and bat my lashes sweetly as I politely blow some smoke up someone’s skirt.
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I just go to work out. That second sentence was basically the best thing I’ve read all week, though. And not just because it was hot.
Ok, just because it was hot.
We don’t have that either.
I can’t advise you on how to defend yourself in your state Scott. I rather think you have strong locks and make it known to the aggressor you are armed. Without firing a shot most armed people can scare away the assholes.
This bowl game is driving me crazy.
Also, Scott, better judged by 12 than carried by 6,
Did anybody bludgeon anybody else with a snowboard today?
That is wise RFH.
If I ever needed to defend myself in my home, I wouldn’t call the police after the fact. If the neighbors don’t call, nothing happened.
With a snowboard? No.
Where the hell is my assault snowboard?
Turning in early tonite – sweet dreams, everyone! ♥♥♥
Better to shoot 12 than be eaten by a walrus.
Do they have walruses in CT? I bet they’re protected even when they eat somebody. That’s wrong.
What is on VT’s helmet?
A Hokie (turkey)
We’re lousy with goddamn walruses here. I am so sick of all the fucking walruses. They cause car crashes and they stink and they bite people, and the government does NOTHING.
I like the square root of one logo better.
COCKS!
My assault snowboard holds 11 rounds. If it held one less it would be a regular snowboard.
Them too.
Pro-Tip: only use your flamethrower outdoors.
Walrus cocks?
I had no idea it was this bad. And more snow too.
*hums an old Alice Cooper song to myself, quietly*
So, um, is “walrus” a euphemism for people of a certain ethnic persuasion?
You can tell us. You’re among friends.
XBrad, this girl should have listened to you.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B1RwOPKlcw8
If I ever do use my flamethrower inside, it will be to kill Tushar for that link.
Goo-goo-a-choo!
Turns up Iron Man to drown out Alice
Heh Ozzie used to be something.
XBrad, exactly what is it about the link that offends you so?
I thought it was coo-coo-ca-choo.
Congratulations Hokies!
I think Master Chief needs an antibiotic for his ca-choo.
Expert textpert, choking smoker don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
Wow.. good comeback Va. Tech!
Does this one have a slight resemblance to Dave?
http://cuteoverload.com/2012/10/11/coo-coo-ca-choo/
That link doesn’t work on a regular computer, Tush.
Dang, secret santa should have sent this:
http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtoffensive.26239034
I did not know a Hokie was a turkey. You can learn a lot here.
Sean, try this one
Those are some great shirts, Pepe.
Dang, secret santa should have sent this:
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Little people. For fucks sake.
Jimbro, the sound system in VT’s Lane Stadium plays a turkey gobbling after a score. I like the cannon going off better.
Shit I trim my stach better than that Tushar.
Is a dwarf considered a “Little Person” too, or just the midgets?
And is it wrong that I’d so love to be on this woman’s jury?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery-over-bad-sex-497812
How about firing turkeys from cannons?
As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
Has anyone ever been so stuffed up that your freakin eyes water? Jebus, this sucks.
We clearly need oral sex regulation.
How about firing turkeys from cannons?
Thaw them first.
Stupid woman. I won’t fault the elephant for thinking she was offering him a treat.
Pups that is in my back yard.
However it was not I.
Scott,
Here the Deputies advise; “Shoot, Shovel, and Shut-Up.
If nobody saw you, it didn’t happen.
Better than that, I have access to aircraft with “In Flight” doors. There are hundreds of miles of tree-farms, behind locked gates, Puget Sound, and the Pacific.
Crabs gotta eat, too…
Crispy, what can you tell us about all these feet in sneakers washing up on the west coast?
Shark fishing Chris
Chum is needed
If somebody breaks into my house, and gets hurt in the process, I am liable. Stupid lawyers.
Is a dwarf considered a “Little Person” too, or just the midgets?
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You’ve got it a wrong. Dwarves have beards and mine shit.
Thanks for that last gif Pups!!
>>Dwarves have beards and mine shit.
MJ, I am happy that your dwarves shit, but we really did not need that info.
Shit mining is thankless work.
I think Pupster may be on board with the concept of TTT.
*leans against shovel, incredulous*
You mean they sell some that don’t?
The Dwarf 2000 is a mostly shitless model. Mostly. The engineers are still working on the shit removal coupling. Without it, the dwarves still produce 19% shit.
It’s more of a hybrid, really.
Those shit miners really know how to move loads.
It’s always the coupling.
There are shitloads of mines in the midget regions of Lithuania.
Oh, I’m supposed to jump for joy about 19% shit? La-tee-dah. That seems like a big deal to people who don’t know what they’re talking about– which is, a ratio of shitmass/bodyweight, measured weekly.
Current Dwarves only produce 25% of their mass in shite-per-week as it is! I can see how even a small reduction would be a big money saver for large-scale operations, but anybody who only keeps a few dwarves around as a hobby farm won’t notice much of an improvement.
>>Current Dwarves only produce 25% of their mass in shite-per-week as it is!
Sounds about right for the two I have.
I can see how even a small reduction would be a big money saver for large-scale operations, but anybody who only keeps a few dwarves around as a hobby farm won’t notice much of an improvement.
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Most dwarf hobby farmers aren’t really in it for the efficiency of the bodymass/shit ratio. Their just interested in high quality mining and whistling, regardless of he shit output.
Oh, and be sure that you build your dwarf cottage 50 feet from your neighbors and 125 feet from he nearest road.
Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to measure that once they get more than twenty feet underground?
**tosses a dwarf in Leon’s municipal water suppy**
I can’t argue about the whistling, though. All this work…the whistling makes it all worth it.
hey all,
to quote the bard, “wassup?”
YOUR PENIS.
Shitsling.
Heigh ho.
Well that’s pretty common, but bot at the moment
**tosses a dwarf in Leon’s municipal water suppy**
There will be no tossing of dwarves in my presence. I won’t tolerate such an oppression of my people.
PG, have fun in Ruidoso. We call it Deliverance, NM.
“Nobody tosses a dwarf!” – Gimli of Gloin
Hey, Jenn. Any new music recommendations?
Hows this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA
or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq0NP0GLjz4
and of course everyone loves Jack White
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsixWMdScUI
Not a fan of Jack White.
Not a hater, mind you.
Just not a fan.
I was just about to declare myself “Thread Killer”
Oh, please, I kill threads here like Obama kills economies worldwide.
See?
i was trying to think of a good obama line but no luck
http://tinyurl.com/c9ea5c5
I am so using that
Well, what do you know?
I AM too sexy for my shirt.
I was hoping to get one more season out of my favorite Tony the Tiger golf shirt, but apparently Sox decided it was just the right shirt to claw a giant hole into.
Little fuzzy bastard.
Well thats what you get with cats
//deletes tasteless and probably unfunny comment.//
BBiaB. Gotta reboot.
k
Miss me?
Guess not.
Street’s like a jungle
So call the police
Following the derp
Down to Greece
On holiday
Slackers.
Right?
yep
The old Car in would have done the laundry, shuttled the kids, run 6 miles, and slopped the chickens by now.
Gah!
I think I wrung a pint of water out of my sheets.
It is humid hot foggy thick as pea soup humid thick fog.
Did I mention it was really humid?
The waitress job is just a clever ruse.
Our humidity will be arriving in the frozen form.
Are you getting a lot Scott? Or is Laura having the monkeys shovel the driveway?
4 degrees here, cold sucks………… :-(
4″-8″ I think. It will help insulate us from the cold that’s coming.
wakey wakey.
I was cleaning the kitchen, actually.
Last night, I was so tired, Mr Car in talking to me in bed , and I start to fall asleep and I’m sorta dreaming, and he asks me some political question and I swear I responded :
“The Reuben comes on swirled Rye.”
I was cleaning the kitchen, actually.
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Don’t believe her. She’s up to something.
I think the same storm that is hitting Scott is hitting here also. I am only 1600 miles away.
Hi Carin.
I just go to work out.
I go mostly to work out, but I’ve been going to this same Gym for 5 years or so, so I’ve made friends. It’s an added bonus.
Morning V-man.
We’ve got snow falling up here.
And I work a double – Saturday double is a looong day.
http://parentfails.com/page/21
David Gregory (D-Felon) is going to have Obama on MTP.
First Question: Oh lightbringer! Hail your intellect and reading ability! I have striven mightily to be this close to you, and I prostrate myself before thee!
The republicans, who want to enslave you, support legalizing rape, hate gays, worship Hitler, and laughed as children were slain at Sandy Hook, want to transfer money from secretaries to people making over a billion dollars a minute. You’ve asked for reasonable increases in their tax rate, which is zero. Why do they hate you? Is it because you are black?
It would be awesome if no one watched.
I know I won’t.
I go mostly to work out, but I’ve been going to this same Gym for 5 years or so, so I’ve made friends. It’s an added bonus.
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That’s cool. I’m not very social in general. I have friends that go to the same gym, but I go at odd times so rarely see them.
http://parentfails.com/page/48
That’s cool. I’m not very social in general. I have friends that go
I’m sure it’s hard to meet folks being a midget. People get awkward?
You could give some asshole a black eye on his kneecap
Dave, we shouldn’t pick on the little fella.
I’m sure he’s shy at the gym because he knows everyone there wants to try their strength with a bit of “Toss the Midget.”
I’m sure it’s hard to meet folks being a midget. People get awkward?
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It’s tough, but on the plus side I’m either at crotch or boob level.
Not likely to be heard on MTP:
David Gregory: Mr. Obama, it has been said you are a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. Conceding that, why do you insist on taking such a hardline on tax increases on small business with no thought to stopping the spending that would make all the spending of all the sailors in the 7th fleet blush?
Teh Won: Uhhh….
We should too. I fell in the ocean once and I never hear the end ot it.
Cause people love me.
This is love MJ. Well, from them. Me, I’m just fuckin with you
We only have a day and half left to kick the can!
I can think of some cans I’d like to kick in DC and they’re not fiscal!
David Gregory: How are your daughters dealing with not having their Dad around for the family vacation?
To Congress: STOP SPENDING MY CHILDREN’S FUTURE YOU DRUNKEN WHORES!
To Congress: How about passing a budget for once in 4 years? IT”S IN YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION!!!!!
Raise our taxes and give yourselves a raise.
Last long drive of the year starts in about 45 minutes.
>>I fell in the ocean once and I never hear the end ot it.
I think we overdo this. Poor Compos Mentis. As if there is nothing more to him than that one sordid episode.
No, no Tushar.. we can’t overdo it.
It’s love. Except when I do it. Then it’s mocking and pain.
David Gregory (D)–president Obama, isn’t it true that raising taxes on incomes over 250k would have prevented the deaths of the kids at Sandy Hook elem?
Good morning, peepers.
The header… HA!
yep.
http://qkme.me/3sdfj6
*hands Cyn some caffe*
Time for Dave to get hairs cut. I shall not eschew the eyebrow trimming.
Breakfast brek’‧fust (n): Coffee.
**slides Cyn a beer**
2 lbs. of chuck steak sliced, spiced, and curing in the fridge to be turned into jerky tomorrow.
Drinking second cup of coffee.
You?
We need a new poat. Gimme a few minutes.
Mornin’, all!
Hotspur! Glad to hear that you liked the Insta-Kilt; I was so hoping that you didn’t already have one –
Sorry about the mix-up on addresses – if you’ll send me your home addy, I’ll be sure and change it in my Contacts info :P
New poat!
It was you, Teresa?
What a coincidence!
Thank you. I love it. I wear it in front of the fire every night.
Oh, I’m so happy to hear that, HS! ♥♥♥
(Why is it a coincidence?)
Because you got a gift from me?
You did get one, right?
Oh – I didn’t know who sent it! Yes, I got it, and I love all of the books. Mr. TiFW swiped the Gutfeld book already – he’s been wanting to read that one :P