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Big Boob Friday

HI!!!!!!!!!!! This is going to be the greatest BBF ever!!!!!!!!! You know why? Cuz I totally think it’s going to rock your soul, which sort of reminds me of this conversation I had with this girl once about soul mates. It turns out that people who think they’ve found their soul mates get divorced a lot. Like a lot, a lot. Whatevs.

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I wrote this song in the middle of the night while rearranging–perhaps a little paranoid–my sock drawer for the nineteenth time in a row making sure that the striped socks were as far as possible from the white socks because they don’t get along very well. The White Sox suck!

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Today’s model is from way back before yesterday. She’s so old she used to babysit Yoda. I’m pretty sure Margaret Nolan was in a James Bond movie called Goldfinger. It had Austin Powers in it and Beyonce and this chick. Her measurements are Blam! Pow! How you like me now?!??!! Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap.

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Lets take a test today, shall we? I’ve been up for 3 nights studying ancient American history. It turns out stuff you never thought was true is actually true and happened. Did you know the Democrat party was in favor of slavery, fought in the Civil War for it, instituted Jim Crow laws, opposed integration of schools, killed Civil Rights workers, lynched folks, set dogs on protestors, beat them with hoses, and opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964??? Me neither!

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Happy New Year Aggie

Happy New Year TiFW

Happy New Year Cyn

Happy New Year Car in

Happy New Year Pupster

Happy New Year Scottw

Happy New Year Lauraw

Happy New Year Hotspur

Happy New Year Wiser

Happy New Year Jay

Happy New Year Mare

Happy New Year Roamy

Happy New Year Michael

Happy New Year xBrad

Happy New Year Leon

Happy New Year Dave

Happy New Year Vmax (bad doggy!)

Happy New Year Jewstin

Happy New Year Andy

Happy New Year MCPO

Happy New Year Sean

Happy New Year Oso

Happy New Year Chrispy

Happy New Year Tushar

Happy New Year Rosetta

Happy New Year Pendejo

Happy New Year Lurkers!!!! I bought you lunch.

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Have a safe and happy New Year everyone!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11

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December 28, 2012
Categories: Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ

421 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 9:26 am

    This is simply un conch un able.

  2. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 9:34 am

    Whoa.

  3. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 9:34 am

    I gotta watch the mercury fulminate episode again.

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome?from=Main.CrowningMomentOfAwesome

  4. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 9:35 am

    Your meth links are da bomb MJ

  5. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 9:36 am

    Nice retro bewbs, MJ.

    Hotspur and MCPO will be essited!

  6. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 9:38 am

    Just when you thought the MA Senate seat was gonna improve with the departure of Jean Francois Querie:

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/senate-races/274697-rep-markey-to-seek-kerrys-senate-seat

  7. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 9:48 am

    Excellent BBF job today, MJ. http://qkme.me/3r4c6x
    She’s hawty hawt.

  8. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 9:49 am

    Heh, I’m not the only one who thought so:

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Awesome/BreakingBad

    Crack open Season 1.

  9. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 9:50 am

    How disappointing. I don’t even see a hint of back fat.

  10. Comment by Car in on December 28, 2012 9:59 am

    ————————
    I’ve scaled back from 23-25 to 15 or so per week. I just started biking again and I’m actually lifting for a change.

    In the winter, I’m lucky if I get 15-20 miles a week. Too cold. I try to get in at least one longer (than 3 or 4 miles) and two under 5. Sometimes 2 miles is all I can stand on the treadmill.

    And i do muscle-work 3 times a week.

    Most of those skinny runners don’t do any gym stuff. They just run and run and run.

    There is a guy at the gym ( I don’t see him too often) and he is HUGE (wipes drool off of keyboard). He runs, and does bursts of cardio. But I’ve seen him running on the road (I almost went into the ditch).

  11. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 9:59 am

    I can’t say I’m discomfited in the slightest by the absence of back fat.

  12. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 10:00 am

    +10,000 points to MJ to be used for booze, New Year’s Eve party hors d’oeuvres, and possession of the TV remote for the next 7 days.

  13. Comment by Car in on December 28, 2012 10:01 am

    The v-max meth picture is just wrong wrong wrong.

  14. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 10:05 am

    I think I’ve pretty much found a comfort zone for now: 15-20 miles per week, 2 x bike, and 2 x lifting. 50 sit ups (bicycle, leg lifts, etc) 4 times a week.

    Need to get stronger to get better at the tri thing.

    I think I may do the Chilly Willy this year. It’s a 3 mile run, 10 mile bike, 3 mile run.

    So far I only have 2 actual races on the calendar but they are both half marathons.

  15. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 10:06 am

    Oh, an if I missed anyone, sorry about that. I think I got most of the regulars.

  16. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 10:12 am

    This is the last Friday/BBF of 2012.

    Damn, that went by fast.

  17. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 10:14 am

    Gym time weirdos.

  18. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 10:16 am

    You got the best ones the ones that count me on there, MJ, so you’re good.

  19. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 10:17 am

    Gym time weirdos.

    HAHA! We have THE best euphemisms here.

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 10:20 am

    Wow, last Friday of 2012. That does seem fast.

    I think we should have BBS, this week.

  21. Comment by Pupster on December 28, 2012 10:24 am

    Retrobewb.

  22. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 10:27 am

    How much snow did you wind up with, pupster?

    And is your driveway clear?

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 10:33 am

    Jay, there’s one more MMM this year, and it’ll be the 52nd such poat.

    It may be XL.

  24. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 10:34 am

    Did you really get every week this year? Nice work!

  25. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 10:34 am

    Wait, is that right? It might be 53. Crap. I have to check my records when I get home.

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 10:34 am

    I might have some extra material on the computer. Just in case MJ gets hit by one of those little cars in the parade.

  27. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 10:34 am

    But yeah, I don’t believe I missed a week.

  28. Comment by Pupster on December 28, 2012 10:37 am

    Yeah, driveway is good, no new snow. My neighbor has a plow on his lawn tractor, and he did most of it while the boyz were in a “I can get ready slower than you” contest.

  29. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 10:37 am

    I thought it started later than January.

    But that’s my opinion, I could be wrong.

    Who wants pie?

  30. Comment by Hotspur on December 28, 2012 10:38 am

    We took two of our grandkids (14 & 11) to see The Hobbit last night. We saw it in HFR 3D. It was a hoot.

    Kids loved it. Natalie got askeered a few times, so she sat next to Meme.

    I’ve never seen a 3D movie, so I’m not sure how to evaluate the HFR.

    The critics can eat a bag of dicks. Why do they have to be such “superior” assholes?

  31. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 10:42 am

    >>Oh, an if I missed anyone, sorry about that. I think I got most of the regulars.

    You missed Rosetta. He is not a regular, but he started BBF.

  32. Comment by Hotspur on December 28, 2012 10:42 am

    Jewstin is back!!!!!!!

    Where’ve you been, you little varmint?

  33. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 10:43 am

    Movies are supposed to be fun. If you are going to be enlightened, you will be disappointed.

    I’m even going to give Reacher a chance. Just because I like crap being blowed up.

  34. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 10:44 am

    Rosetta who?

  35. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 10:44 am

    Jewstein, you are supposed to hibernate in winter. Looks like you spent the whole summer and fall hibnating and are now popping up.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 10:45 am

    I’m not going to the theater until Iron Man 3 if I can help it, and I will only go then with some reluctance in my heart.

  37. Comment by Leonard's Dad on December 28, 2012 10:45 am

    Thanks for lunch!! Hey! Wait a minute…. That wasn’t nice.

  38. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 10:48 am

    Be careful, Leon

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2253888/Man-dies-eating-28-raw-eggs-bet.html

  39. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 10:51 am

    Be careful, Leon

    *cues Rocky theme song

  40. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 10:57 am

    *winks “Hello” and waves to “Leonard’s Dad”*

  41. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 10:57 am

    Sounds like an allergic reaction to the eggs, or possibly just toxicity from the size of the dose. That much liquid protein would pull a ton of water in from the surround tissues, and he probably wasn’t able to keep up with any non-egg fluid intake. Dehydration could have done it alone.

    Salmonella would take days to kill you.

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 10:58 am

    Leonard’s Dad

    No relation, I assure. My dad thinks Chris Matthews is smrt.

    Sometimes, my dad is wrong.

  43. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 11:03 am

    Dammit. I missed Tushar as well.

  44. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 11:07 am

    Added Tushar, Rosetta, and lurkers.

  45. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on December 28, 2012 11:15 am

    HA! MJ, most excellent lurker link! hahahahahaha…..DICKS!

  46. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 11:16 am

    Rosetta who?

  47. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 11:19 am

    Eating a bag of Dick’s. Get it?

  48. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 28, 2012 11:22 am

    SQUEEE!!! Good morning!

    Best retro BBF chick evah.

  49. Comment by Hotspur on December 28, 2012 11:22 am

    This poat has been updated like Rosetta’s mom’s parole violation record.

  50. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 11:23 am

    Happy new year, MJ and everyone! You too, Xbrad.

  51. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on December 28, 2012 11:24 am

    http://imgfave.com/view/2956248

    I like this because Leon is going to have to school some more fools on basic anatomy.

  52. Comment by Leonard's Dad on December 28, 2012 11:25 am

    *blushes* Hi, Cyn. *blushes more*

    sneaks back into my corner

  53. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on December 28, 2012 11:28 am

    Wait a minute, do we have lurker scum about?

    Welcome scum!! You are among your own people.

  54. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 11:28 am

    Vaginas are normally about 3.5″ in the relaxed state. Perfectly acceptable length for shorts if you’re a hot chick.

    Wait, does she mean they should occlude vulva? I agree with the sentiment, but she’s a moron.

  55. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 11:28 am

    EAT YOUR DICKS!!!!!! YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY PUDDING UNTIL YOU FINISHING EATING YOUR DICKS!!!!!!

  56. Comment by Hotspur on December 28, 2012 11:29 am

    I like this because Leon is going to have to school some more fools on basic anatomy.

    Why? Does Leon have a long vagina?

  57. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 11:29 am

    Ok, now I’m really going to the gym.

  58. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 11:32 am

    I’m taking a gym break this week and next. My joints need at least a week, and next week is the worst possible one to be in a gym.

  59. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 11:34 am

    Why? Does Leon have a long vagina?

    More code talk

    HA!

  60. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 11:34 am

    As a New Year’s resolution, I think some of the lurkers should commit to delurk.

    Ok, gym time.

  61. Comment by Pendejo Grande on December 28, 2012 11:38 am

    Have I been banned?

  62. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on December 28, 2012 11:38 am

    What’s Matt Frewer been up to, anyway?

  63. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 11:40 am

    Why? Does Leon have need a long vagina?

    Yes.

  64. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 11:43 am

    Pendejo. Fuck.

  65. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on December 28, 2012 11:43 am

    hahaha..good one leon.

    PD, where have you been? You could never be banned!

  66. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on December 28, 2012 11:44 am

    hHAHAHAHA…Just one more link, MJ.

  67. Comment by Leonard's Dad on December 28, 2012 11:47 am

    Thanks, Mare. Just trying to fill in for Rich.

  68. Comment by Leonard's Dad on December 28, 2012 11:54 am

    Great. Now I’ve kilt it. THIS is why I lurk.

  69. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 28, 2012 11:55 am

    Oh, sorry. I was writing my shortest poat ever, and it took me a while, LD.

  70. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 28, 2012 11:56 am

    And yes, I do see the irony in my comment.

  71. Comment by Pendejo Grande on December 28, 2012 12:01 pm

    Mare, I am celebrating my 30th anniversary with mrs. Pendejo at a resort in New Mexico. I wanted to visit w Oso last night and report to her that there are tons of brown people here. Some appear to speak English.

  72. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 28, 2012 12:04 pm

    Congrats on your anniversary, PG!!!

  73. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 12:07 pm

    Just ate a bag of Dick’s — way too salty for my taste MJ

  74. Comment by beasn on December 28, 2012 12:13 pm

    Oh, an if I missed anyone, sorry about that. I think I got most of the regulars.

    Jewstin and Rosetta are not regulars but they are, on meth.

  75. Comment by tomswifty on December 28, 2012 12:38 pm

    I was hoping for “Dirty Dick’s Crab House”

  76. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 12:38 pm

    Who’s the header pic?

  77. Comment by tomswifty on December 28, 2012 12:39 pm

    ‘Where you come for the Crabs!”

  78. Comment by G Mohawk on December 28, 2012 12:41 pm

    This weeks pic winner is Beach Blanket Pose with Fake Beach Background.

    Also thanks for lunch MJ, next time I will buy over at Nugent’s Pizza.
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=51157

    Happy New Year everybody.

  79. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 12:45 pm

    Header pic is a more recent photo of the BBF model.

  80. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 12:51 pm

    http://fitbie.msn.com/eat-right/tips/diet-trends-2012/tip/7

    This is how I know I’m right. MSN wants to tell me that I’m wrong. Also, Robb Wolf threw a nice rock at the author in comment 1.

  81. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 12:51 pm

    Hopefully she has kept her figure

  82. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 1:03 pm

    We have company…

    *tidies wisps of loose hair, uses pajama sleeve to scrub the goo off teeth, puts on sunglasses, applies fresh coat of lipstick*

    Welcome “My Pet Jawa” Miscreants and Various Lurkers

  83. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 1:05 pm

    I’d hit it.

  84. Comment by beasn on December 28, 2012 1:10 pm

    This is how I know I’m right. MSN wants to tell me that I’m wrong. Also, Robb Wolf threw a nice rock at the author in comment 1.

    Looks like most of the comments are supporting Robb. Excellent.
    I know my health improved after eliminating dairy – and my Dr. said many lactose intolerant are also gluten intolerant, that I should keep that in mind.

  85. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on December 28, 2012 1:14 pm

    Benito Mussolini died from some kinda hemp/lead/asphalt toxicity, so be careful about those gluten-soaked pies.

  86. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 1:14 pm

    This is why youtube was invented.

  87. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 1:15 pm

    Yeah, the comments were hilarious. I’m sure the author looked at them, pondered the paycheck paid for by grain subsidies, and dismissed them as just cultists. Mehmet “trained cardiologist, not a nutrition expert” Oz does it once or twice a year. That guy is willfully obtuse. His salary depends on it.

  88. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 1:20 pm

    Happy Friday, tweakers!

  89. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 1:24 pm

    Leon, I think it’s more accurately described as a Paleo Lifestyle rather than just a “diet”. It’s hard to argue with lean meat, vegetables, strength training and light cardio. If someone follows that its still better than 90+% of the typical American lifestyle. Keep doing what you’re doing and let H8ers H8.

  90. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 1:26 pm

    It’s hard to argue with lean meat, vegetables, strength training and light cardio.

    What’s shocking to me is just how often TPTB persist in arguing with it. Also, fatty meat. Fatty, fatty meat. Or at least butter. Just lean meat is a ticket to protein poisoning.

  91. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 1:29 pm

    I may have overstated it there, but the point stands.

  92. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 1:32 pm

    Added Pendejo.

  93. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on December 28, 2012 1:33 pm

    Is kuru considered Paleo-?

  94. Comment by TGSG on December 28, 2012 1:33 pm

    Haaarrruuummmmppphhhh! nice knockers!

  95. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 1:34 pm

    Excellent BBF job today, MJ. http://qkme.me/3r4c6x
    She’s hawty hawt.
    ————————
    http://is.gd/m2o6x1

  96. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 1:34 pm

    Kuru’s a prion disease brought on by cannibalism, so no.

  97. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on December 28, 2012 1:40 pm

    Is your college degree Paleo-?

  98. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 1:42 pm

    Man, this chick may not be BBF material, but she’s got sexy eyes…

  99. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 1:47 pm

    Is your college degree Paleo-?

    Math and physics pre-date the stone age, so yes.

  100. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 1:55 pm

    Man, this chick may not be BBF material, but she’s got sexy eyes…

    —————
    hahaha. That was a BBF song a few weeks ago. Thievery is one of my all time favorites. I’ve been to their club in DC.

    $36 for JW Blue. I shit you not.

  101. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on December 28, 2012 2:06 pm

    Arguing on the internet is the most paleo- thing I’ll do to-day.

  102. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 2:07 pm

    Huh. Maybe I saw it on that poat.

    One thing I definitely don’t miss about drinking is the outrageous markup on beer and booze at shows and sporting events.

  103. Comment by Mesozoic Era on December 28, 2012 2:24 pm

    Paleo is like, so old man.

  104. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 2:31 pm

    This is quite well-written.

  105. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 2:32 pm

    You’re old!

  106. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 2:33 pm

    I, meanwhile, am classic.

  107. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 2:45 pm

    Cool beans. I got my paycheck, found out we’ll be working 7:00 to 3:30 during the slow season, and have a hot date Sunday. I’m in such a good mood I feel like saying something nice about Xbrad.

  108. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 2:49 pm

    WOW! Today’s chick is almost as old as ChrisPy!!

  109. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 2:50 pm

    Whoa, Jewstin. Slow down and think before saying something you’ll probably regret later.

  110. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 2:51 pm

    WOW! Today’s chick is almost as old as ChrisPy!!

    Give or take an era?

  111. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 3:02 pm

    I’m in such a good mood I feel like saying something nice about Xbrad.

    It’ll pass.

  112. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 3:03 pm

    Met a good friend for lunch today. The pub grub was excellent and the black and tan was neatly poured.

  113. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:07 pm

    How are your eyes healing up, Chief? You got that Kenny Rogers look going on yet?

  114. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:08 pm

    *sees that guy on the FNC who was talking about ‘vibrational effects’ yesterday; closes blinds and lights a candle for some quiet me-time*

  115. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 3:10 pm

    *closes blinds*

    well, shit.

  116. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 3:13 pm

    Cyn – Eyes are better every day. The left eye is taking longer to heal up, but the Doctor assures me that it is not out-of-the ordinary.

  117. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 3:15 pm

    The streaming video subscription fee is totally worth it, dave.

  118. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:15 pm

    *blows out candle, reopens blinds; sighs happily*

  119. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:17 pm

    Most excellent news, MCPO! Can’t wait to see the finished product at the next meat, or perhaps a new POL is in order…?

  120. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 3:17 pm

    Anyone who has access to Amazon video, and loves Stargate, hawt women and guns, watch season 5, episode 18 from the 15 minute mark onwards for about 4 minutes.

  121. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:18 pm

    *blows a no-charge kiss to SeamN.*

  122. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 3:21 pm

    What happened to MCPO’s eyes? Facelift?

  123. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:23 pm

    Partially, Jew. A lid-fix dealie.

  124. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:27 pm

    His eyes were looking pretty beat up for a few weeks there; he’s linked a few pics in the comments now and again for us to see his progress. Maybe we’ll get a photographic update here in a sec.

  125. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 3:30 pm

    Eye update tomorrow. IT’S NAP TIME PEOPLE, KEEP IT DOWN!

  126. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 3:33 pm

    My folks’ friend had something like that done. His eyelids drooped so badly I don’t know how he saw to drive. But he’s in Nebraska, so if he went off the road, the biggest concern would be getting high-centered on a cow.

  127. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:36 pm

    NAP TIME IS OVER, OLDE MAN!1!

    Oh, wait, that actually sounds kinda good.

  128. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:37 pm

    the biggest concern would be getting high-centered on a cow.

    LOL – that sounds like it’s got some party potential there.

  129. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 3:39 pm

    One of my friends in HS/college had droopy lids and people assumed he was always stoned. We did our best to not make him seem out of the ordinary on weekends.

  130. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 3:39 pm

    Jewstin,
    The doc cut MCPO up because he was looking like this:
    http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/cartoon-classics/images/299389/title/droopy-dog-wallpaper

    Once he heals, he will look like this:

    http://www.dogster.com/the-scoop/guinness-world-records-dog-with-the-worlds-largest-eyes

  131. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 3:45 pm

    The ‘strapped to the nose of a jet liner’ look is all the rage I hear. MCPO will be quite fetching.

  132. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:45 pm

    We did our best to not make him seem out of the ordinary on weekends.

    Bernie?

  133. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 3:48 pm

    Looks like the UK is going to try more knife control. Let me know when they try bench grinder and leaf spring control. Or, you know, controlling steel and any any all tools that one might use to cut and sharpen steel.

    Churchill would weep.

  134. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 3:48 pm

    Our lids were similarly drooped Cyn as a result of several intoxicants

  135. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:49 pm

    Tushar, your new avatard cracks me up every time I see it. I’m not sure if it’s the chin thrust but you look like you’re just egging for a fight.

  136. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 3:51 pm

    I am so sick of these jerks reporting stories like this.

    8 year old finds a gun and is lucky to be alive. blah blah gun, terrible, pistol, frightening, revolver, shocked………….

    Then towards the end…………. starter pistol. I bet it was a cap gun.

    http://is.gd/KYAA3F

  137. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:51 pm

    I wouldn’t know anything about about that, Jimbro.

    *sniffs haughtily*

  138. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 3:53 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/dxr5kw2

    Pick one!

  139. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:55 pm

    Agreed: It’s all become total bullshit for-the-sake-of-DRAMAAAAA-ratings-win reporting, Scott. Annoying as all get out.

  140. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 3:56 pm

    Worst mugshot evah: http://is.gd/Ewjw2H

    Actually, that’s got a sort of cuteness to it. Maybe it’s time for a new avatar.

  141. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 3:57 pm

    My backyard: http://flic.kr/p/dF5YLZ

  142. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 4:00 pm

    That looks loverly, Sean. Do you watch birds? You’ve done a nice job capturing that one.

  143. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 4:06 pm

    Nope, Cyn. I just happened to have my camera nearby when I saw it.

  144. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 4:15 pm

    It don’t look captured.

  145. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on December 28, 2012 4:16 pm

    “How are your eyes healing up, Chief? You got that Kenny Rogers look going on yet?”

    hahahaha…mare love Cyn.

  146. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 4:18 pm

    Here’s another gun story for you Scott:

    http://tinyurl.com/c8qpgmm

    Basically, guy takes drops a deuce and leaves his handgun in the stall. Panic ensues. 2nd Amendment needs to be revoked.

  147. Comment by Pupster on December 28, 2012 4:18 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/dyjxvt6

  148. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on December 28, 2012 4:20 pm

    LOL pup….and sadly true.

    DAMN IT!

  149. Comment by Pupster on December 28, 2012 4:21 pm

    leaves his handgun in the stall

    This happens with alarming frequency.

  150. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 4:21 pm

    Ah yes, it’s almost time for my annual Jan 1st to Jan 3rd diet.

  151. Comment by Pupster on December 28, 2012 4:24 pm

    Jay?

    http://tinyurl.com/cgoaphr

  152. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 4:24 pm

    I’m just glad the good doctor didn’t leave the handgun in prison.

  153. Comment by Pupster on December 28, 2012 4:26 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/c4hxty4

  154. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 4:31 pm

    How the hell do gun laws work?

    If I found a gun in a public restroom I know the safe thing to do would be to secure it, but the law requires me to leave it there for the next person to find.

    Do I have this right?

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on December 28, 2012 4:31 pm

    Happy Anniversary, PG. We appreciate your tourism dollars.

  156. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 4:34 pm

    If I found a gun, I’d call the cops and stay there until they showed up. I wouldn’t touch it – it might have been used in a crime.

    Pain in the ass, but that’s likely what I’d do.

  157. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 4:37 pm

    Same here Dave. 911 and wait nearby to keep others away.

  158. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 4:39 pm

    *whacks Dave upside the haid with an imax camera*

  159. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 4:41 pm

    You have no phone and nobody is around and your wife is in the car going into labor.

  160. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 4:42 pm

    Basically, guy takes drops a deuce and leaves his handgun in the stall. Panic ensues. 2nd Amendment needs to be revoked.

    Why the hell is this even news?? Jesus on a pogo stick. Stupid ‘reporters’*.

    *no offense, Sean

  161. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 4:43 pm

    I’d take the gun and walk. Or maybe run, but I’d take it.

  162. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 4:43 pm

    Tell the store manager and go take care of your wife.

  163. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 4:44 pm

    I mean, what if the next person in there was a little kid? You have to take it if you don’t have a phone.

  164. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 4:45 pm

    Scott, in that case, you never saw the gun. Run to the car and tend to the pregnant wife.

  165. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 4:47 pm

    Years ago a fight broke out in a bar parking lot and a gun fell out of one of them. I grabbed it then thought “crap, what if the cops come?”.

    So I chucked onto the roof of the bar.

    He wasn’t happy when I told him about it.

  166. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 4:50 pm

    Baby birthin’ is wimmen’s work I say. Keep the menfolk away from all that.

  167. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 4:50 pm

    I worked for a cleaning company for a while and we were doing a fire cleanup at a residential motel. I picked up a cushion from a recliner and found a 9mm stashed underneath. I pointed it out to my supervisor and he called the entire cleaning crew into the room. He said ‘We leave the chair where it is, we clean around the chair, and nobody enters or leaves this room without everybody.’

    Agreed, that was the prudent thing to do. But I think it’s something of a shame that we’ve built a society that is both comfortable with and paranoid about guns.

  168. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 4:52 pm

    I am not sure if that was the right thing to do but it beat the hell out of interrupting two guys exchanging blows with “which one of you lost a gun?”

  169. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 4:53 pm

    Jew, you guys left the gun there without telling the motel owner about it? WTF?

  170. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 4:54 pm

    What kind of bars you going to Scott? Sounds rough

  171. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 4:56 pm

    I guess you could pull the fire alarm and make everybody leave the building.

    Gun Discovery Solutions™!

  172. Comment by pepelp2 on December 28, 2012 4:57 pm

    I vaguely recall a gun in the bathroom incident in NM. A cop left his gun in a bathroom stall in the hospital. A doctor found it, tucked it in his belt and stuck it in his car. Finders keepers. Only problem was they had video surveillance and tracked him down posthaste. Embarrassment and creative storytelling ensued.

  173. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 4:58 pm

    This wasn’t a bad place, apparently an argument started over a game of pool and these two stepped outside to settle it.

  174. Comment by pepelp2 on December 28, 2012 5:01 pm

    People leave their guns in hotel rooms all the time. Best thing to do is put your gun in your shoes when you undress. That way you have to grab it when you get dressed. * Redneck Solutions, Ltd. *

  175. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 5:01 pm

    Tushar, it’s a residential motel. I actually know the guy who lives in that room. He has rented it weekly for something like the last fifteen years.

  176. Comment by pepelp2 on December 28, 2012 5:03 pm

    I assume by “resort” in New Mexico Pendejo Grande means a casino.

  177. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 5:06 pm

    This wasn’t a bad place, apparently an argument started over a game of pool and these two stepped outside to settle it.
    ————————–
    Huh. I’ve seen the same thing happen. A younger guy smoked an older guy (that was drunk) and he wouldn’t pay up. They went outside and said younger guy beat the man into a coma. Apparently cranium and parking block should never meet at high speed.

    The cops drove us home, which was nice.

  178. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 5:07 pm

    I assume by “resort” in New Mexico Pendejo Grande means a casino.

    Weird. I was guessing nudist colony.

  179. Comment by pepelp2 on December 28, 2012 5:09 pm

    Too freaking cold for nudity here. 3:00 PM, 32 degrees and a brisk 20 mph wind. Clothing not optional.

  180. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 5:09 pm

    I suppose if you wanted to avoid being charged for a false fire alarm you could also set the place on fire.

  181. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 5:11 pm

    “I assume by “resort” in New Mexico Pendejo Grande means a casino.”

    I had Motel 6 in Truth or Consequences.

  182. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 5:13 pm

    I just think its stupid that you could face 5 years of jail for doing the right thing.

  183. Comment by pepelp2 on December 28, 2012 5:16 pm

    If the big 30th anniversary trip is at a motel 6 in T or C, they might not make 31.

  184. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 5:18 pm

    Getting ready for the “Be Glad You’re In the Postseason Bowl” with Virginia Tech and Rutgers.

  185. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 5:24 pm

    I thought that was the Liberty Bowl, between Iowa State and Tulsa.

    Iowa State beat Tulsa earlier this year.

    And plays them 1st game next year.

  186. Comment by osoloco11 on December 28, 2012 5:25 pm

    Gun laws should have common sense protections and not be “OMG GUNS!!!!!!” People shouldn’t be penalized for doing the right thing.

  187. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 5:26 pm

    A Briton is 5 times more likely to die from government health care than an American is to die from a gunshot. thompsons.law.co.uk/clinical-negli…

    — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 28, 2012

  188. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 5:26 pm

    I spent two nights in the T or C Motel 6.

    That’s a strange town.

  189. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 5:27 pm

    Exit ramp community.

  190. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on December 28, 2012 5:28 pm

    All you have to do is claim that you picked up the gun “as a journalist, in the public interest”.

  191. Comment by osoloco11 on December 28, 2012 5:32 pm

    In the Summer, T or C fills up with people going to Elephant Butte. In the Winter, it is full of snowbirds. My grandparents used to live there 3 months out of the year.

  192. Comment by G Mohawk on December 28, 2012 5:32 pm

    *decides to open up gun shop named “OMG Guns”. (TM)

    *sends oso 1 penny royalty.

  193. Comment by osoloco11 on December 28, 2012 5:34 pm

    Thanks, GMo. WooHoo!!!!!

  194. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 5:34 pm

    I just read the piece Leon referenced earlier regarding knives/banning/UK. One of the quotes: “None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.”

    My question for the Hostagettes, do you prefer a short blade? Er,in the kitchen?

  195. Comment by osoloco11 on December 28, 2012 5:35 pm

    T or C had their own serial killer. David Parker Ray.

  196. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 5:38 pm

    What site do you guys use to watch tv. I’m looking for Nurse Jackie season 4 and it’s not available on Netflix instant or iTunes.

  197. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 5:39 pm

    I could not function without my chef’s knife, AKA the Psycho Knife.

  198. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 28, 2012 5:40 pm

    Home again, home again, jiggety-jig…..

    Santa left the TiFWs two lovely cases of flu in their stockings, so you may or may not hear from me, even though we are (finally!) back in a more civilized (i.e. Internet-ready) part of Texas.

    Apparently we missed FTW’s White Christmas – DD#1 and her beau got to spend an extra night in San Antonio when their Christmas Day flight back to DC was cancelled (it was still “on schedule” when they left MIL’s house that morning).

    And sincerest “Thank You” to whoever my Secret Santa was this year – I got three lovely books which I plan on reading as soon as I am over this lousy cold.

    FWIW, Mr. TiFW (and DD#1) got a flu shot this year, and both of them were sicker than dogs with their respective illnesses. Rebecca got the Flu-mist and is (of course) healthy as a horse. I missed getting a flu shot this year, and I am doing MUCH better than Mr. TiFW is.

    Hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas! ♥♥♥

  199. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 5:40 pm

    If you picked up the gun you are carrying and need a license. If someone sees you with a gun it is brandishing a weapon. If you show it on TV you are David Greggory.

  200. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 5:44 pm

    According to state law here, I could pick it up and walk with it openly but not with my finger on the trigger. I couldn’t conceal it while carrying it because I don’t have a CCW, and I couldn’t sell it.

  201. Comment by Car in on December 28, 2012 5:46 pm

    Gym nOw. Ptl it’s not very busy.

  202. Comment by Lipstick on December 28, 2012 5:55 pm

    30th anniversary in a Motel 6 in T or C may bring out grievances, “You’ve always been a cheap bastard!”, etc. Festivus!!!

    Mr. L and I saw signs for T or C while driving from White Sands to Carlsbad Caverns (both highly recommended).

    And….get your filthy government hands off my big kitchen knives!

    Hiya!

  203. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 5:56 pm

    MJ, check your midgetmail.

  204. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 6:00 pm

    According to NJ law, I can keep a gun in my house, but am not allowed to open carry or concealed carry. How the fuck do I bring it home from the shop, assholes?

  205. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 6:00 pm

    My question for the Hostagettes, do you prefer a short blade? Er,in the kitchen?

    Big knife for carving, short blade for everything else.

    My MIL hid the “good” knives so FIL couldn’t use them. I’ve been in that kitchen three times since she died, and I still can’t find where she hid ’em. The easily accessible knives are all crap. If I have to cook in that kitchen again, I swear I’m bringing my own.

  206. Comment by Lipstick on December 28, 2012 6:00 pm

    Jew! Glad to see you back. You’re a funny squirrel.

  207. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 6:03 pm

    >> How the fuck do I bring it home from the shop, assholes?

    You don’t “carry”. You store it, usually states require that it is locked in your trunk, unloaded. Separated from ammo.

    “Carry” means to “carry on your person” (either openly or concealed).

    >> T & C

    Terms and conditions?

  208. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 6:05 pm

    Michigan is open carry? With all those D’s in charge?
    Florida has over a million CCW permit holders now. 1 in 16 could be carrying.

  209. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 6:05 pm

    Dave, I looked it up. New Mexico has a town called Truth ot Consequences.

  210. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 6:05 pm

    *or

  211. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 6:10 pm

    I have a pick up and travel to and from the range with unloaded guns and ammo in the back seat. It’s one of the few times I obey every traffic law scrupulously. (I had to look up what scrupulously meant).

  212. Comment by osoloco11 on December 28, 2012 6:11 pm

    Used to be Hot Springs. Contest for the game show for a town willing to change name to Truth or Consequences. Never changed baxk.

  213. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 6:12 pm

    It could be TwocomeCarry ok Tucumcari

  214. Comment by Car in on December 28, 2012 6:12 pm

    Someone’s hogging te weights. Imma gonna have to cut a bitch.

  215. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 28, 2012 6:12 pm

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2012/12/24/merry-monday-motivational/#comment-808954

    So very glad that HS liked his SS gift – wasn’t sure if you already had one!

    Sorry about the mix-up in addresses – that’s the one that I was given…..

  216. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 6:14 pm

    Why is my Santa Zeke showing up? I changed it to puppy Zeke this morning it shows up as puppy Zeke everywhere else but here.

  217. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 6:14 pm

    Thanks xbrad.

  218. Comment by Car in on December 28, 2012 6:15 pm

    Srsly. Effer’s hogging two sets of weights while he’s texting someone.

  219. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 6:16 pm

    USS Tucumcari was an interesting little ship.

  220. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 6:21 pm

    Tell me about it X

    Cleared my cache and Zeke puppy showed up.

  221. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 6:21 pm

    Carin – is it some kind of forbidden code that you not speak to him to ask him which weights he is/isn’t using?

    *reclines back on chaise lounge to eat moar peeled grapes and bon bons*

  222. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 6:22 pm

    I see you Zeke puppy!

  223. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 6:24 pm

    Thanks xbrad.

    **puts in H2 comment Hall of Fame under “things you just don’t ever expect to see.”**

  224. Comment by Car in on December 28, 2012 6:24 pm

    Cyn, I’d rather not be one of those, but there is a code to using the weights , etc.

    My code says no texting while in possession of weight.

  225. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 6:25 pm

    I’s kiddin Tushar, I knew what they meant.

    Before Texas passed a concealed carry law, that’s how you had to transport firearms. Away from the drive, unloaded, “secured” (which is a bit vague but whatever). There was an exception if you were a businessman crossing county lines on business.. which also seemed weird to me but again, whatevs.

  226. Comment by Car in on December 28, 2012 6:25 pm

    And he had them tucked under the bench he was sitting on.

  227. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 6:30 pm

    Code/Schmode. I’da asked him if he was using those, then I’d have headbutted him in the ribs, causing him to fall into other people using weights and eventually into the fawning mirrors.

    Oh look! The weights are free!!

  228. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 6:32 pm

    Howdy, cowgirls and steers!

  229. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 6:33 pm

    I don’t understand doing anything but working out in a gym. It’s not a bar.

  230. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 6:40 pm

    Hiya, Steer Airdale!

  231. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 6:41 pm

    If one carries around a unloaded gun in a locked briefcase(a normal briefcase, not one made specifically for gun storage), is that concealed carry or storage?

  232. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 6:43 pm

    That makes sense, MJ. A gym isn’t really a place to socialize. It probably could be if you were working with a partner, or no big deal to chit chat with the dude/dudette on the next spin machine, but if you’re just taking up space… go away.

    I might not ever get a handle on those ‘codes’ if I went to a gym. Then again, I might just bob my head and bat my lashes sweetly as I politely blow some smoke up someone’s skirt.

  233. Comment by tomswifty on December 28, 2012 6:44 pm

    Sean,
    That birds looks to be a Buteo lineatus or Red-Shouldered Hawk

  234. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 6:45 pm

    Concealed, Tushar.

    It needs to be a case specifically designed to hold/encase the gun.

    The rules are a pinch more loose here in AZ. There was a time when I carried a beautiful handled gun bag that just happened to have a tube of lipstick in it.

  235. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 6:47 pm

    Vmax, I finished “The Martian”, and Mr. RFH is reading it now.

  236. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 6:47 pm

    Long time no see, Tom. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to ya. Did someone give you a hall pass??

  237. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 6:48 pm

    Um, the gym is the meeting place for people who don’t go to bars much.

  238. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 6:51 pm

    How was your day off, Roamy?

  239. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 6:52 pm

    It’s concealed carry in CT. Here it can only leave your house if it’s going to a repair facility or if you are moving. You can’t bring it to a range without a CC permit.

  240. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 6:52 pm

    Tushar
    Here in Fl securely encased in a car is a glove box or center console, zippered case or snapped in a holster.

    Outside a car is a whole different story!

  241. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 6:54 pm

    Did you like it Roamy?
    Did it make you laugh?

  242. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 6:58 pm

    XBrad, I did a metric shitload of laundry, napped, wrote a poat for your place, made the kids clean their rooms, and otherwise goofed off all day. Italian meatballs in tomato sauce and homemade baked potato skins for dinner, to go with the bowl game.

  243. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 7:00 pm

    Vmax, I thought it was great. I had to stop myself from checking the math.

  244. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 7:02 pm

    That sucks Scott, how do they expect people to practice safe handling if you can’t shoot at the range….oh

  245. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 7:06 pm

    Hokies Vs. Scarlet Knights!

  246. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 7:08 pm

    PA is a “Must Issue” state.

  247. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 7:09 pm

    As poorly as Virginia Tech is playing, I’m surprised the score is not worse. Getting smack talk from my Rutgers alumna SIL.

  248. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 7:10 pm

    I think that might be old info, you might need a permit to bring it home from the store. The laws are always changing and it’s hard to keep up. A friend of mine stopped carrying for that reason.

  249. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 7:10 pm

    Roamy – I shall refrain from reminding you that I was booted from that prestigious academy of learning.

  250. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 7:13 pm

    MCPO, I had forgotten.

  251. Comment by Car in on December 28, 2012 7:15 pm

    Um, the gym is the meeting place for people who don’t go to bars much.

    YOu can’t meet folks when you’re texting. And pissing off other people by hogging the equipment.

  252. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 28, 2012 7:17 pm

    I love living in a country where you can not only order pizza online, but you can “watch” your pizza’s progress….

  253. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 28, 2012 7:18 pm

    Why won’t my gravatar change on the Hostages site when it has changed on the Gravatar site?

  254. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 7:27 pm

    Good deal at the store today. Three very nice New York bone-in steaks for $9.30.

  255. Comment by Pendejo Grande on December 28, 2012 7:28 pm

    Peps. Inn of the Mescallero Apache Mountain Gods in Ruidoso.

    Mrs. Pendejo surprised me with this trip. She went all out and got the Chupacabra Suite.

    It’s pretty cool but I’ll be a mad MF next month on visa bill paying day.

  256. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 7:28 pm

    >> is that concealed carry or storage?

    Depends on the state. In Texas it would be legal transport. Don’t know about NJ.

    MCPO, you got kicked out of colleges too?

    *brothers*

    also glad to hear your peepers are coming along.

    *tacklehugs RFH by the secret knife stash*

  257. Comment by Car in on December 28, 2012 7:31 pm

    I can’t even get avatard crap to load, Teresa, so I sure don’t know.

    I see Thelma.

  258. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 7:36 pm

    How many bowl games are there? Missus Jimbro just asked me if everyone got to go to a bowl game (after being tortured with 3 nights of no name bowls)

  259. Comment by Jewstin on December 28, 2012 7:36 pm

    Chupacabra Suite as in Room of the Goat Sucker?

    Sounds romantic.

  260. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 7:37 pm

    Getting kicked out of an Ivy League school was the best thing that ever happened to me.

  261. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 7:41 pm

    If I were a gun range owner in CT, I would have a gunsmith available on premises who would ‘repair’ your gun on every visit. They those fucking bastards will come up with a rule that says you cannot have a range and gunsmith at the same location. Then I would locate the gunsmith next door. Then they will come up with a new law.

  262. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 7:46 pm

    >> How many bowl games are there?

    35. In Division IA

  263. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 7:47 pm

    Pendejo, it looks like a nice place.

  264. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 7:53 pm

    Thanks Dave. Right now I’m half-watching them because football will soon be over. Winter sports programming is lame. I watch downhill skiing just for the crashes (kinda like NASCAR)

  265. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 28, 2012 7:53 pm

    Guess Velma’s just not showing up on my computer; glad to know that it changed elsewhere –

  266. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 7:59 pm

    In CT it’s illegal to have a glass of wine with dinner if you cc.

    If you are charged with anything, they tack on “with a deadly weapon”.

    If anyone sees it, even its’ silhouette, you can be charged with reckless endangerment and breach of peace.

  267. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 7:59 pm

    I had the same problem today TiF it took forever for it to show up.

  268. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 8:02 pm

    Then they will come up with a new law.

    —————————————————-

    “The right of the citizens to bear arms in defense of themselves and the State shall not be questioned.”

    Except when it is

  269. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 8:09 pm

    >> Pendejo, it looks like a nice place.

    I remember saying that in a suburb or Curitiba. I don’t think Pendejo means the same thing in Portuguese.

    Scott, if I have to use my firearm in public, I better not have a trace of booze in me. In my home I get a pass.

  270. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 8:17 pm

    I understand the shooting part.
    Here, you can’t have a beer if you have a gun in your trunk.

  271. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 8:18 pm

    Part of the law says you can’t carry where there may be stressful situations……..WTF?

  272. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 8:29 pm

    So easily done. Passing nonsense laws that make everyone a criminal, I mean.

  273. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 8:37 pm

    Best law we passed AFTER concealed carry, a law limiting liability from civil suit for defending your home. You can’t sue me sorry for killing your asshole goblin for invading my home if I kill him.

  274. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 8:42 pm

    I might not ever get a handle on those ‘codes’ if I went to a gym. Then again, I might just bob my head and bat my lashes sweetly as I politely blow some smoke up someone’s skirt.
    ———————–
    I just go to work out. That second sentence was basically the best thing I’ve read all week, though. And not just because it was hot.

    Ok, just because it was hot.

  275. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 8:43 pm

    We don’t have that either.

  276. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 8:52 pm

    I can’t advise you on how to defend yourself in your state Scott. I rather think you have strong locks and make it known to the aggressor you are armed. Without firing a shot most armed people can scare away the assholes.

  277. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 8:57 pm

    This bowl game is driving me crazy.

    Also, Scott, better judged by 12 than carried by 6,

  278. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 8:59 pm

    Did anybody bludgeon anybody else with a snowboard today?

  279. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 9:04 pm

    That is wise RFH.

    If I ever needed to defend myself in my home, I wouldn’t call the police after the fact. If the neighbors don’t call, nothing happened.

  280. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 9:04 pm

    With a snowboard? No.

  281. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 9:07 pm

    Where the hell is my assault snowboard?

  282. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 28, 2012 9:09 pm

    Turning in early tonite – sweet dreams, everyone! ♥♥♥

  283. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 9:10 pm

    Better to shoot 12 than be eaten by a walrus.

    Do they have walruses in CT? I bet they’re protected even when they eat somebody. That’s wrong.

  284. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 9:11 pm

    What is on VT’s helmet?

  285. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 9:13 pm

    A Hokie (turkey)

  286. Comment by lauraw on December 28, 2012 9:14 pm

    We’re lousy with goddamn walruses here. I am so sick of all the fucking walruses. They cause car crashes and they stink and they bite people, and the government does NOTHING.

  287. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 9:14 pm

    I like the square root of one logo better.

  288. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 9:15 pm

    COCKS!

  289. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 9:17 pm

    My assault snowboard holds 11 rounds. If it held one less it would be a regular snowboard.

  290. Comment by lauraw on December 28, 2012 9:17 pm

    Them too.

  291. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 9:17 pm

    Pro-Tip: only use your flamethrower outdoors.

  292. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 9:19 pm

    Walrus cocks?

    I had no idea it was this bad. And more snow too.

    *hums an old Alice Cooper song to myself, quietly*

  293. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 9:19 pm

    So, um, is “walrus” a euphemism for people of a certain ethnic persuasion?

    You can tell us. You’re among friends.

  294. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 9:20 pm

    XBrad, this girl should have listened to you.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B1RwOPKlcw8

  295. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 9:24 pm

    If I ever do use my flamethrower inside, it will be to kill Tushar for that link.

  296. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 9:27 pm

    Goo-goo-a-choo!

  297. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 9:28 pm

    Turns up Iron Man to drown out Alice
    Heh Ozzie used to be something.

  298. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 9:28 pm

    XBrad, exactly what is it about the link that offends you so?

  299. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 9:29 pm

    I thought it was coo-coo-ca-choo.

  300. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 9:29 pm

    Congratulations Hokies!

  301. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 9:31 pm

    I think Master Chief needs an antibiotic for his ca-choo.

  302. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 9:35 pm

    Expert textpert, choking smoker don’t you think the joker laughs at you?

  303. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 9:35 pm

    Wow.. good comeback Va. Tech!

  304. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 9:35 pm

    Does this one have a slight resemblance to Dave?

    http://cuteoverload.com/2012/10/11/coo-coo-ca-choo/

  305. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 9:35 pm

    That link doesn’t work on a regular computer, Tush.

  306. Comment by pepelp2 on December 28, 2012 9:36 pm

    Dang, secret santa should have sent this:

    http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtoffensive.26239034

  307. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 9:38 pm

    I did not know a Hokie was a turkey. You can learn a lot here.

  308. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 9:38 pm

    Sean, try this one

  309. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 9:40 pm

    Those are some great shirts, Pepe.

  310. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 9:40 pm

    Dang, secret santa should have sent this:
    ——————————–
    Little people. For fucks sake.

  311. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 9:43 pm

    Jimbro, the sound system in VT’s Lane Stadium plays a turkey gobbling after a score. I like the cannon going off better.

  312. Comment by daveintexas on December 28, 2012 9:44 pm

    Shit I trim my stach better than that Tushar.

  313. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 9:44 pm

    Is a dwarf considered a “Little Person” too, or just the midgets?

  314. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 9:45 pm

    And is it wrong that I’d so love to be on this woman’s jury?
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery-over-bad-sex-497812

  315. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 9:51 pm

    How about firing turkeys from cannons?

    As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!

  316. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 28, 2012 9:52 pm

    Has anyone ever been so stuffed up that your freakin eyes water? Jebus, this sucks.

  317. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 9:52 pm

    We clearly need oral sex regulation.

  318. Comment by Pupster on December 28, 2012 9:52 pm

  319. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 28, 2012 9:54 pm

    How about firing turkeys from cannons?

    Thaw them first.

  320. Comment by Pupster on December 28, 2012 9:54 pm

  321. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 9:56 pm

    Stupid woman. I won’t fault the elephant for thinking she was offering him a treat.

  322. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 9:56 pm

    Pups that is in my back yard.
    However it was not I.

  323. Comment by ChrisP on December 28, 2012 9:58 pm

    Scott,
    Here the Deputies advise; “Shoot, Shovel, and Shut-Up.
    If nobody saw you, it didn’t happen.

    Better than that, I have access to aircraft with “In Flight” doors. There are hundreds of miles of tree-farms, behind locked gates, Puget Sound, and the Pacific.
    Crabs gotta eat, too…

  324. Comment by Jimbro on December 28, 2012 10:02 pm

    Crispy, what can you tell us about all these feet in sneakers washing up on the west coast?

  325. Comment by Vmaximus on December 28, 2012 10:04 pm

    Shark fishing Chris
    Chum is needed

  326. Comment by Pupster on December 28, 2012 10:07 pm

  327. Comment by scott on December 28, 2012 10:09 pm

    If somebody breaks into my house, and gets hurt in the process, I am liable. Stupid lawyers.

  328. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 10:10 pm

    Is a dwarf considered a “Little Person” too, or just the midgets?
    ——————
    You’ve got it a wrong. Dwarves have beards and mine shit.

  329. Comment by pepelp2 on December 28, 2012 10:12 pm

    Thanks for that last gif Pups!!

  330. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 10:15 pm

    >>Dwarves have beards and mine shit.

    MJ, I am happy that your dwarves shit, but we really did not need that info.

  331. Comment by Sean M. on December 28, 2012 10:15 pm

    Shit mining is thankless work.

  332. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 10:19 pm

    I think Pupster may be on board with the concept of TTT.

  333. Comment by lauraw on December 28, 2012 10:20 pm

    *leans against shovel, incredulous*

    You mean they sell some that don’t?

  334. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 10:25 pm

    The Dwarf 2000 is a mostly shitless model. Mostly. The engineers are still working on the shit removal coupling. Without it, the dwarves still produce 19% shit.

    It’s more of a hybrid, really.

  335. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 10:25 pm

    Those shit miners really know how to move loads.

  336. Comment by Cyn on December 28, 2012 10:33 pm

    It’s always the coupling.

  337. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 10:33 pm

    There are shitloads of mines in the midget regions of Lithuania.

  338. Comment by lauraw on December 28, 2012 10:40 pm

    Oh, I’m supposed to jump for joy about 19% shit? La-tee-dah. That seems like a big deal to people who don’t know what they’re talking about– which is, a ratio of shitmass/bodyweight, measured weekly.

    Current Dwarves only produce 25% of their mass in shite-per-week as it is! I can see how even a small reduction would be a big money saver for large-scale operations, but anybody who only keeps a few dwarves around as a hobby farm won’t notice much of an improvement.

  339. Comment by Tushar on December 28, 2012 10:42 pm

    >>Current Dwarves only produce 25% of their mass in shite-per-week as it is!

    Sounds about right for the two I have.

  340. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 10:46 pm

    I can see how even a small reduction would be a big money saver for large-scale operations, but anybody who only keeps a few dwarves around as a hobby farm won’t notice much of an improvement.
    ———————————–
    Most dwarf hobby farmers aren’t really in it for the efficiency of the bodymass/shit ratio. Their just interested in high quality mining and whistling, regardless of he shit output.

    Oh, and be sure that you build your dwarf cottage 50 feet from your neighbors and 125 feet from he nearest road.

  341. Comment by lauraw on December 28, 2012 10:55 pm

    Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to measure that once they get more than twenty feet underground?

  342. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 10:56 pm

    **tosses a dwarf in Leon’s municipal water suppy**

  343. Comment by lauraw on December 28, 2012 10:57 pm

    I can’t argue about the whistling, though. All this work…the whistling makes it all worth it.

  344. Comment by jenn1964 on December 28, 2012 10:59 pm

    hey all,

    to quote the bard, “wassup?”

  345. Comment by lauraw on December 28, 2012 11:01 pm

    YOUR PENIS.

  346. Comment by MJ on December 28, 2012 11:02 pm

    Shitsling.

  347. Comment by osoloco11 on December 28, 2012 11:05 pm

    Heigh ho.

  348. Comment by jenn1964 on December 28, 2012 11:05 pm

    Well that’s pretty common, but bot at the moment

  349. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 28, 2012 11:07 pm

    **tosses a dwarf in Leon’s municipal water suppy**

    There will be no tossing of dwarves in my presence. I won’t tolerate such an oppression of my people.

  350. Comment by osoloco11 on December 28, 2012 11:17 pm

    PG, have fun in Ruidoso. We call it Deliverance, NM.

  351. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 28, 2012 11:26 pm

    “Nobody tosses a dwarf!” – Gimli of Gloin

  352. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 11:27 pm

    Hey, Jenn. Any new music recommendations?

  353. Comment by jenn1964 on December 28, 2012 11:36 pm

    Hows this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA

  354. Comment by jenn1964 on December 28, 2012 11:45 pm

    or this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq0NP0GLjz4

    and of course everyone loves Jack White

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsixWMdScUI

  355. Comment by xbradtc on December 28, 2012 11:56 pm

    Not a fan of Jack White.

    Not a hater, mind you.

    Just not a fan.

  356. Comment by jenn1964 on December 28, 2012 11:57 pm

    I was just about to declare myself “Thread Killer”

  357. Comment by xbradtc on December 29, 2012 12:04 am

    Oh, please, I kill threads here like Obama kills economies worldwide.

  358. Comment by xbradtc on December 29, 2012 12:11 am

    See?

  359. Comment by jenn1964 on December 29, 2012 12:12 am

    i was trying to think of a good obama line but no luck

  360. Comment by xbradtc on December 29, 2012 12:15 am

    http://tinyurl.com/c9ea5c5

  361. Comment by jenn1964 on December 29, 2012 12:19 am

    I am so using that

  362. Comment by xbradtc on December 29, 2012 12:23 am

    Well, what do you know?

    I AM too sexy for my shirt.

    I was hoping to get one more season out of my favorite Tony the Tiger golf shirt, but apparently Sox decided it was just the right shirt to claw a giant hole into.

    Little fuzzy bastard.

  363. Comment by jenn1964 on December 29, 2012 12:25 am

    Well thats what you get with cats

  364. Comment by xbradtc on December 29, 2012 12:31 am

    //deletes tasteless and probably unfunny comment.//

    BBiaB. Gotta reboot.

  365. Comment by jenn1964 on December 29, 2012 12:33 am

    k

  366. Comment by xbradtc on December 29, 2012 12:51 am

    Miss me?

  367. Comment by xbradtc on December 29, 2012 1:07 am

    Guess not.

  368. Comment by Sean M. on December 29, 2012 2:12 am

    Street’s like a jungle
    So call the police
    Following the derp
    Down to Greece
    On holiday

  369. Comment by scott on December 29, 2012 7:07 am

    Slackers.

  370. Comment by MJ on December 29, 2012 7:34 am

    Right?

  371. Comment by lauraw on December 29, 2012 7:46 am

    yep

  372. Comment by scott on December 29, 2012 7:50 am

    The old Car in would have done the laundry, shuttled the kids, run 6 miles, and slopped the chickens by now.

  373. Comment by Vmaximus on December 29, 2012 7:52 am

    Gah!
    I think I wrung a pint of water out of my sheets.
    It is humid hot foggy thick as pea soup humid thick fog.
    Did I mention it was really humid?

  374. Comment by MJ on December 29, 2012 7:57 am

    The waitress job is just a clever ruse.

  375. Comment by scott on December 29, 2012 7:59 am

    Our humidity will be arriving in the frozen form.

  376. Comment by Vmaximus on December 29, 2012 8:07 am

    Are you getting a lot Scott? Or is Laura having the monkeys shovel the driveway?

  377. Comment by pepelp2 on December 29, 2012 8:09 am

    4 degrees here, cold sucks………… 😦

  378. Comment by scott on December 29, 2012 8:12 am

    4″-8″ I think. It will help insulate us from the cold that’s coming.

  379. Comment by Car in on December 29, 2012 8:13 am

    wakey wakey.

    I was cleaning the kitchen, actually.

  380. Comment by Car in on December 29, 2012 8:15 am

    Last night, I was so tired, Mr Car in talking to me in bed , and I start to fall asleep and I’m sorta dreaming, and he asks me some political question and I swear I responded :

    “The Reuben comes on swirled Rye.”

  381. Comment by MJ on December 29, 2012 8:20 am

    I was cleaning the kitchen, actually.
    —————————
    Don’t believe her. She’s up to something.

  382. Comment by Vmaximus on December 29, 2012 8:22 am

    I think the same storm that is hitting Scott is hitting here also. I am only 1600 miles away.

    Hi Carin.

  383. Comment by Car in on December 29, 2012 8:24 am

    I just go to work out.

    I go mostly to work out, but I’ve been going to this same Gym for 5 years or so, so I’ve made friends. It’s an added bonus.

  384. Comment by Car in on December 29, 2012 8:25 am

    Morning V-man.

    We’ve got snow falling up here.

    And I work a double – Saturday double is a looong day.

  385. Comment by Tushar on December 29, 2012 8:29 am

    http://parentfails.com/page/21

  386. Comment by MJ on December 29, 2012 8:29 am

    David Gregory (D-Felon) is going to have Obama on MTP.

    First Question: Oh lightbringer! Hail your intellect and reading ability! I have striven mightily to be this close to you, and I prostrate myself before thee!

    The republicans, who want to enslave you, support legalizing rape, hate gays, worship Hitler, and laughed as children were slain at Sandy Hook, want to transfer money from secretaries to people making over a billion dollars a minute. You’ve asked for reasonable increases in their tax rate, which is zero. Why do they hate you? Is it because you are black?

  387. Comment by Car in on December 29, 2012 8:31 am

    It would be awesome if no one watched.

    I know I won’t.

  388. Comment by MJ on December 29, 2012 8:32 am

    I go mostly to work out, but I’ve been going to this same Gym for 5 years or so, so I’ve made friends. It’s an added bonus.
    ——————————
    That’s cool. I’m not very social in general. I have friends that go to the same gym, but I go at odd times so rarely see them.

  389. Comment by Tushar on December 29, 2012 8:35 am

    http://parentfails.com/page/48

  390. Comment by Car in on December 29, 2012 8:47 am

    That’s cool. I’m not very social in general. I have friends that go

    I’m sure it’s hard to meet folks being a midget. People get awkward?

  391. Comment by daveintexas on December 29, 2012 8:54 am

    You could give some asshole a black eye on his kneecap

  392. Comment by Car in on December 29, 2012 9:03 am

    Dave, we shouldn’t pick on the little fella.

    I’m sure he’s shy at the gym because he knows everyone there wants to try their strength with a bit of “Toss the Midget.”

  393. Comment by MJ on December 29, 2012 9:05 am

    I’m sure it’s hard to meet folks being a midget. People get awkward?
    ——————————-
    It’s tough, but on the plus side I’m either at crotch or boob level.

  394. Comment by tomswifty on December 29, 2012 9:09 am

    Not likely to be heard on MTP:

    David Gregory: Mr. Obama, it has been said you are a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. Conceding that, why do you insist on taking such a hardline on tax increases on small business with no thought to stopping the spending that would make all the spending of all the sailors in the 7th fleet blush?

    Teh Won: Uhhh….

  395. Comment by daveintexas on December 29, 2012 9:12 am

    We should too. I fell in the ocean once and I never hear the end ot it.

    Cause people love me.

    This is love MJ. Well, from them. Me, I’m just fuckin with you

  396. Comment by scott on December 29, 2012 9:19 am

    We only have a day and half left to kick the can!

  397. Comment by daveintexas on December 29, 2012 9:24 am

  398. Comment by tomswifty on December 29, 2012 9:24 am

    I can think of some cans I’d like to kick in DC and they’re not fiscal!

  399. Comment by Car in on December 29, 2012 9:25 am

    David Gregory: How are your daughters dealing with not having their Dad around for the family vacation?

  400. Comment by tomswifty on December 29, 2012 9:26 am

    To Congress: STOP SPENDING MY CHILDREN’S FUTURE YOU DRUNKEN WHORES!

  401. Comment by tomswifty on December 29, 2012 9:27 am

    To Congress: How about passing a budget for once in 4 years? IT”S IN YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION!!!!!

  402. Comment by scott on December 29, 2012 9:35 am

    Raise our taxes and give yourselves a raise.

  403. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 29, 2012 10:10 am

    Last long drive of the year starts in about 45 minutes.

  404. Comment by Tushar on December 29, 2012 10:12 am

    >>I fell in the ocean once and I never hear the end ot it.

    I think we overdo this. Poor Compos Mentis. As if there is nothing more to him than that one sordid episode.

  405. Comment by daveintexas on December 29, 2012 10:20 am

    No, no Tushar.. we can’t overdo it.

    It’s love. Except when I do it. Then it’s mocking and pain.

  406. Comment by MJ on December 29, 2012 10:44 am

    David Gregory (D)–president Obama, isn’t it true that raising taxes on incomes over 250k would have prevented the deaths of the kids at Sandy Hook elem?

  407. Comment by Cyn on December 29, 2012 10:54 am

    Good morning, peepers.

  408. Comment by Cyn on December 29, 2012 11:00 am

    The header… HA!

  409. Comment by Cyn on December 29, 2012 11:02 am

    yep.
    http://qkme.me/3sdfj6

  410. Comment by daveintexas on December 29, 2012 11:08 am

    *hands Cyn some caffe*

  411. Comment by daveintexas on December 29, 2012 11:18 am

    Time for Dave to get hairs cut. I shall not eschew the eyebrow trimming.

  412. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on December 29, 2012 11:36 am

    Breakfast brek’‧fust (n): Coffee.

  413. Comment by xbradtc on December 29, 2012 11:40 am

    **slides Cyn a beer**

  414. Comment by Hotspur on December 29, 2012 11:41 am

    2 lbs. of chuck steak sliced, spiced, and curing in the fridge to be turned into jerky tomorrow.

    Drinking second cup of coffee.

    You?

  415. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 29, 2012 11:47 am

    We need a new poat. Gimme a few minutes.

  416. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 29, 2012 11:52 am

    Mornin’, all!

    Hotspur! Glad to hear that you liked the Insta-Kilt; I was so hoping that you didn’t already have one –

    Sorry about the mix-up on addresses – if you’ll send me your home addy, I’ll be sure and change it in my Contacts info 😛

  417. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 29, 2012 11:58 am

    New poat!

  418. Comment by Hotspur on December 29, 2012 12:00 pm

    It was you, Teresa?

    What a coincidence!

    Thank you. I love it. I wear it in front of the fire every night.

  419. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 29, 2012 12:16 pm

    Oh, I’m so happy to hear that, HS! ♥♥♥

    (Why is it a coincidence?)

  420. Comment by Hotspur on December 29, 2012 12:18 pm

    Because you got a gift from me?

    You did get one, right?

  421. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 29, 2012 12:20 pm

    Oh – I didn’t know who sent it! Yes, I got it, and I love all of the books. Mr. TiFW swiped the Gutfeld book already – he’s been wanting to read that one 😛


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