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May 6, 2016
Some advice to fat women, getting tattoos does not show the world “even though I’m fat, I’m a rebel and don’t care what others think because, you know, I’m a rebel.”
It just makes your fat look grosser.
Guys, barbed wire on your arm does NOT make you look tough. Especially if your arm is the size of a kielbasa.
do not get Chinese characters. Why? You are not Chinese, you do not speak or read Chinese and based on the way you look, no amount of Chinese “character wisdom” is going to help you be a productive member of society.
dear middle aged women, that dolphin tattoo on your ankle does not say, “I had a transcendental experience in the ocean with a dolphin.”
It says, I got a little too drunk on girls’ weekend in Miami.
Dear Hispanic person with a tattoo of your child, although your gesture of love seemed emotionally moving at the time, the tattoo “artist” made your baby look like that kid from the Chucky movies.
If I had a tattoo of how I saw the world when I was 19, I’d have a huge tattoo of a cheap beer brand on my drinking arm.
Now I would have a tattoo of a wine box on my drinking arm.