Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I couldn’t decide whether to go with a Halloween theme for today or anticipate the election. Halloween is the leadoff – if nothing else, I wanted to post this funny one.
A video to entertain the male Hostages. (If nothing else, watch it for the “287 closed when flashing” bit.)
Ready for some hunks?
Halloween, hmm.
And that was about it. The rest were too young or too goofy-looking.
Nick Searcy says he will ban leftist dumbshits from being able to watch the next season of Justified. He also looks good in bicycle shorts. (This was for a Ride 2 Recovery fundraiser. This is also ironclad protection against Hotspur saying that this week’s HHD is a bunch of homos. NTTAWWT.)
Where was I? Oh yeah, the election is Tuesday for us, Wednesday for the Democrats. Y’all in Massachusetts, please vote for this guy.
Now back to our regular programming. I checked, he’s 31 according to Wikipedia.
A little ink.
And last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
Somebody torched Queens. The aerial shots look just like Detroit.
Also, I’m starting to believe that the Michigan Highway Shooter is a gun control activist. No one shoots 26 cars and doesn’t kill anyone at all unless it’s deliberate.
wakey wakey
Jam2 that needs to go viral.
Because I’m a mental midget, I hadn’t thought about how Obama used the Seals for political gain and then refused (or was complicit) in the death of Seals when they needed a gutsy call.
I have a feeling that Obama’s balls are not the size of cue balls.
Although all politicians are media whores to one level or another I agree with Mark Levin and have always had serious reservations about the super fat man:
“I detailed Obama’s new campaign tactic on my show tonight. Bloomberg is on to it. But Christie’s ego is so big he couldn’t help himself. So he will be giving Obama a huge political platform to appear presidential tomorrow, driving up Obama’s positives, while both men claim they’re above politics. Christie plays right into Obama’s hands and could care less. And what’s with Christie accepting every opportunity for media appearances during this horrific disaster?”
I have trouble faulting Christie or Obama for their performance during the Sandy crisis.
Christie, seems to like the camera as much as he likes Krispy Kremes. Unfortunately, the camera HATES him.
I do Jay, look at the picture on Drudge. Ridiculous.
Why are they laughing and having so much fun? I thought this was serious, and people died and what not, but I’m glad they’re having political fun out of this.
Anybody know if the Ws got electramicity last night?
Lefties are using Christie’s speech from the RNC convention with his ass kissing of TFG in their FB postings. Speculating that the fat guy is positioning himself for ’16. They say he wouldn’t be able to run against an incumbent Romney. I think he may just be pandering to the D-rats in NJ.
I have trouble faulting Christie or Obama for their performance during the Sandy crisis.
I have trouble PRAISING Obama for simply doing his fucking job.
Brother has GOT to lose some weight.
I don’t really care if Christie “campaigns” with Obama in NJ, NJ is solid O anyway. They’re doing the disaster management tour, which is expected of them both as Preezy and DA GOV. Doesn’t matter at all (in fact it helps CC in a re-election scenario)
Obama is even a bigger political phony than Clinton and that’s saying a lot. All Christy had to do was thank Obama for funds being released to NJ….that’s all a President can do anyway.
It also helps Obama, otherwise he wouldn’t think of doing it. I do care. Election is a week away.
Obama has missed a few disaster management tours during his Presidency. Many, actually.
I said nothing of praise.
A governor can look Presidential during a crisis without chumming with the President. Jindal is a good example. So is the governor of Mississippi and of course Florida.
We were listing all the natural disasters TFG ignored. Kentucky storm, Nashville Flood, Joplin Tornado. I wonder if TX is still waiting for TFGs signature for the devastating fires? I wanted to see Christie and the Atlantic City Mayor go out it but the MFM isn’t interested in the Nagin moment.
“Although all politicians are media whores to one level or another I agree with Mark Levin and have always had serious reservations about the super fat man”
i agree w you Mare – it makes my monkey senses go all crazy whenever a pol cozies up to that POS occupier…
fat boy shows his true stripes often enough that we shouldn’t be fooled by his occasional bouts of conservatism
Happy halloween! http://i.imgur.com/UZ4Y4.jpg
Oh good lord…Teh Hubby and I have an Evernote folder where we share crap like what I just posted. Evernote suggested I put it in the folder for desserts.
Totally OT. Had moms returning bags of candy last night because they got an email from the teacher saying all treats for the Harvest Party today had to be “No Sugar”. I think that is going to be the most disappointed group of 3rd graders ever. $20
MAN IN SINK IS MINE!!!
And, um, good morning, peeps. Great job, Romy.
“No Sugar?” Then it’s not a party.
Isn’t sugar one of the sacraments of Halloween?
Yes, yes it is. What’s the point otherwise?
I really feel sorry for kids attending public schools these days.
Ask the teachers and principal if there’s any sugar in the salad dressing in their “healthy” lunch.
No party at my boys’ school either. Stupid if you ask me. It’s almost not fun to be a kid anymore.
>> I wonder if TX is still waiting for TFGs signature for the devastating fires?
Nope. That ain’t happenin.
Hard to believe, but there are a lot of people in NJ who voted for both Obama and Christie. If I were Christie I’d be doing the same thing right now.
Except for the donuts.
“No Sugar”.
was there a ban on amphetamines & beer?
*you’re welcome*
Excellent point, Jam.
Dave, that picture on Drudge is horrible. If you were Christy, don’t do that. Not a good visual after a hurricane with a death toll and during a political season where everyone is sick of the whoring.
Yeah, jam is right.
AliceH, I don’t think most teachers can read a nutrition label or do the math once they do. I don’t like the buttheads that have taken Halloween parties out of the schools.
I know WHY Christie is doing it, but it just reminds me not to like the gun grabbing Rino.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m looking forward to the new “I’m Sorry!” website that will pop up on November 7.
Sorry mare, I am able to recognize that the intended audience feels very differently about the photo-op than I do. They vote for Obama, and vote for Christie. How I feel about it doesn’t mean jack shit.
http://www.imsorry.com/
“I am able to recognize ”
Yes you are and so am I…however, I’m also able to recognize a political whore. So we are both observant.
Sorry mare, I am able to recognize that the intended audience feels very differently about the photo-op than I do. They vote for Obama, and vote for Christie. How I feel about it doesn’t mean jack shi
BUT, the “intended” audience, for Obama, is the Nation. While Christy is doing it – alone – for his own purposes, it’s not as if the information doesn’t keep flowing beyond the borders of the State. The two men have completely different agendas for this event.
It WILL be national news. Pictures of Christy with Obama – and isn’t Obama GREAT helping out a Republican governor?
The issue, imho, is whether or not Christy is inadvertently helping Obama elsewhere. I dunno. He is providing him the photo-op. It will be the news today.
I liked this bit from white house dossier:
CHristy is participating in this re-election ploy of Obamas. Will this hurt Christy? No, not a bit. But will it help Obama. Yes.
So eff him.
Sarah Silverman at an Alan Greyson fundraiser:
“Just the other night I was praying for the literally billions — billions — of teeny, tiny Republicans that die every single year in hookers’ assholes.”
She conceded that Democrats also have anal sex with hookers, but only Republicans are trying to take her rights away.
“So when a Democrat gives a hooker anal warts, she can then go to a clinic and zap it.”
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/31/thedcs-jamie-weinstein-at-alan-graysons-hollywood-fundraiser-rape-jokes-abound/#ixzz2Astw5fnY
What is wrong with her?
She can get poked in the arse all day long, and I could care.
Isn’t that remarkable, that at a fundraiser she would be that filthy. I wonder if Greyson was embarrassed?
And xbrad (or anyone else) spare me the, “I’d hit it.” She’s a skank of epic proportions. So very gross.
Would not hit it, unless it was a non-metaphorical hit.
I know you aren’t supposed to do that to girls. I assert that I would not be doing so.
Mare, she just knows her audience. Grayson is a pig. Most of the Ds in Hollywood are pigs.
I have trouble PRAISING Obama for simply doing his fucking job.
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^^ Carin FTW. Can I get double veg instead of potatoes?
Isn’t that remarkable…
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This is my favorite Romney set up. And the old, “I think it’s marvelous…”
Carin, miss, more coffee please.
hahaha
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/31/opinion/dowd-the-i-of-the-storm.html?smid=tw-share
She’s rarely right, but this interesting.
Harvest Party, my ass.
Fuck them all.
Carin, read the Dowd spiel, it kind of proves your point.
My kids got to go to school in their costumes, then again they go to Catholic school. Big party and costume parade too.
My wife saw this bumper sticker this morn.
Catholic school costumes are great!!! Martyrs and Saints!!!
Carin, read the Dowd spiel, it kind of proves your point.
Ga. Now I want to punch someone in the dick.
Yea, whatever Christie, but the man you’re touring with today gives a whole bunch about politics, which is exactly why he’s flying to Jersey today.
asshole.
^^ Carin FTW. Can I get double veg instead of potatoes?
Sorry, it’s potato OR veg.
Not both.
Read the fucking menu.
Comment by mare on October 31, 2012 11:02 am
This might prove Sandy was Republican.
“If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, then you don’t know me.”
Oh, we know you, we know soooo many like you and we’re sick of people like you. Also, eat a salad (and some protein).
“This might prove Sandy was Republican.”
HA! Yeah, Sandy did something Christie couldn’t do.
“If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, then you don’t know me.”
Methinks the large one protesteth too much. I guarantee he gives a damn about the politics of remaining governor.
exactly.
Heard from a liberal acquaintance that he couldn’t bring himself to vote for Obama, because he is such a failure. He voted for a 3rd party candidate. This is encouraging because he was a huge Obama supporter. He’s so far left that he was disappointed that he couldn’t go protest at Occupy Wall Street.
“I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, that a politician does political things to enhance his political future”, said no one, ever.
I’m not shocked.
But I still have an opinion about it. And, if this – somehow – pushes Obama into a win.
Then fock Christy.
Comment by Cyn on October 31, 2012 9:12 am
MAN IN SINK IS MINE!!!
*note to self: don’t sleep in on HHD days; Cyn always takes the good ones*
Oh, well – at least you can clean him off before I get my turn…. 😛
>> And, if this – somehow – pushes Obama into a win.
MSNBC will blame an Obama loss on racism. It won’t be so, but it’ll make them feel better.
I want candy!
http://flic.kr/p/dpt6jq
The race is very close, Dave, and I don’t know how you could make the claim that the storm coverage that Obama receives has not effect.
not – no
Christy parading around with Obama, and deginerating Romney is a REAL event.
Verus racists ruining Obama’s chance.
Compare and contrast.
This was a comment at Ace’s, did anyone else hear Hannity say this?
423 Last night, Hannity said his “sources” heard the audio from Tyrone Woods begging/screaming for assistance in #Benghazi
If so, I feel like throwing up more than I usually do about this story.
From Theo Spark:
“I think the best thing would be for Obama to get voted out and President Romney to make him ambassador to Libya since we have a vacancy there.”
I hope that prick, President, “mr. gutsy call using Navy Seals for political gain,” Obama rots in hell for this.
denigrating.
Love the ‘Punkin pic, Chief!!!! Soooooo cute!
Pepe – ha!
Or, they could send Michelle. She likes to travel.
Denigrating. whatever.
I’m doing maths with my kids while I argue.
Oso – Thanks. Carin missed her chance when the kids were running the Halloween 5K!
Doocy asked Christie if there was “any possibility that Governor Romney may go to New Jersey to tour some of the damage with you?” The governor replied dismissively: “I have no idea, nor am I the least bit concerned or interested,” adding: “If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, then you don’t know me.”
repeat repeat repeat.
Right next to the pictures sure to come out in a few hours.
disparaging would work too.
Good morning, Halloweeners.
Sean – I believe that is, “Halloweiners”.
Carin, that picture of Christie and Obama on drudge is about as bad as it gets….the next political picture better be more Presidential looking.
She’s a darn cute little pumpkin MCPO.
That must be an old picture? Because he’s not there yet.
If you want to get pedantic about it, it would actually be “HallowIEners.”
Drudge is a master….hahahaha
Mare – Thanks.
Sean – “Nice catch”. I’ll let you figure out what that means in Naval parlance.
disrespecting would work, although it seems a bit, I don’t know, huffy.
There’s nothing like a “pedant” to make our day here!
I don’t give a shit about any of this, but I love to argue, so you’re all a bunch of whorish whores.
What he did was –
1) pretend HE wasn’t being political
2) suggested that a Romney visit would be NOTHING but political, and he wasn’t interested in that. Because he’s apparently above that.
and
3) Supplied Obama was a PERFECT photo-op, given extra “political” cover by pretending that the two of them are above politics.
I don’t give a shit about any of this, but I love to argue, so you’re all a bunch of whorish whores.
Sorry, MJ. You need to pick a side.
I thought the guy with the homemade DeadMau5 costume was the best, but they gave it to the zombies.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 31, 2012 11:57 AM (ZKzrr)
MJ works in HeatherRadish’s office?
Rush leads with Chris Christy.
He calls Christy Obama’s Greek columns.
One of these things is not like the other:
Mitt Romney, Candidate for President
Barack Obama, Candidate for President and also, the President
Chris Christie, Governor. Happens to outweigh them both combined but this is a misleading clue.
No question, Christie is a fat, political whore. But him pretending he’s not being political makes him a fat, political whore douche.
But he has the nipples of a 13-year-old.
Breaking: Politicians are politicians! Often infer otherwise. Must credit Dave in Texas!
Did anyone else hear Hannity say there is a recording of Woods asking/yelling for help?
Quick review:
Obama has failed to visit MANY areas damaged by fire, wind, flood in the past four years.
Presidential tours of these areas are nothing but PHOTO ops anyway, and GEE- there’s an election in a week.
NY told Obama thanks but not now, we’re busy.
Chris Christie is a whore.
Breaking: Politicians are politicians! Often infer otherwise. Must credit Dave in Texas!
Yes, but Chris Christy says he’s a Republican. So, why is he helping TFG?
Dave, the point, which you’ve obviously missed, is that Christie, can thank Obama without doing the PR tour FOR Obama. And if Christie is doing it for himself, that more than proves he puts his political life before lots of other important things.
Nothing to argue there.
If you want to argue, there are a lot of Sandy Vajajays on twitter right now.
Ba-ha-has, even.
Even Maureen Dowd gets that.
It’s remarkable how some people expect the Republican governor of a deep blue state to be just like Barry Goldwater.
Did I say remarkable? I meant silly.
I don’t miss points mare. I don’t get all angsty over things that are nothing.
He’s a NJ (R).
I don’t expect him to be like Barry Goldwater.
I just don’t expect him to help carry Obama across the finish line.
I mean, perhaps the conversation we SHOULD be having is whether or not this photo opp will help Obama.
And whether or not Christy is responsible for helping obama.
the crux. there.
You seem kind of angsty over some of us thinking Christie is a douche about this, otherwise you’d drop it. Like I said, even Dowd gets this. And she’s a dummy.
Mare, if there is audio, I don’t want to hear it. Bad enough that Doherty and Woods died because they were betrayed by TFGs administration.
Michelle just emailed me for more donations.
I guess they’re “over” worrying about those who suffered from the storm.
Ohhh, Ace has the Hannity comments from last night. This I really care about.
speaking of which, time for lunch!
I’m not bothered about what you think of Christie, I’m surprised that your expectations are so high.
Except I’m not really surprised.
Yes, you’re right Dave, my expectations are too high. FOR SURE.
Given Christy’s national reputation, it might hurt Obama with his base.
And by “Obama’s base” I mean “fringe leftists that think saying ‘hi’ to a republican is basically treason”.
How is everyone faring in the storm? I haven’t had time to poke around in a couple of days.
I hope someone leaks those tapes. If they exist.
I thought my latest chart was kinda funny (it’s the 3rd one down).
Sorry, MJ. You need to pick a side.
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Fuck that. I want my double veg.
Oh, man, if that hurricane hits, all of us on the East Coast are going to be fucked.
One thing Chris Christie can’t do: Punch above his weight.
Aliceh, so far everyone has checked in or DiT has been in contact with them. Waiting to hear if the Ws have power.
“What colour are your socks?” –questions that stump Chris Christie
when I talked to thh yesterday she said their power was out, wasn’t expected to be back on for a week. She wanted to know how the scary brown person was.
2) suggested that a Romney visit would be NOTHING but political, and he wasn’t interested in that. Because he’s apparently above that.
and
I took it more as the reporter trying to generate some “heartless Romney” controversy and Christie having none of it.
The thought occurring in many heads across the Rust Belt as polls tighten:
“Mitt Romney looks like my boss… back when I had a job.”
…and “Mitt Romney’s employees pay a higher tax rate than he does. Because they have jobs.”
LOL
Aliceh, he was on last night. Doing ok.
I’m ready for this storm crap to be over. I was supposed to get my tinnitus trainers on Friday, but they can’t ship them because the manufacturer is in Long Island.
Y’all quit inconveniencing meeeeeee! Make the weather behave!
I should be sad about this, but it’s in Denver proper, so they’re likely Obama voters: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/denver-election-worker-claims-hundreds-of-early-voter-ballots-invalidating-their-vote-for-president
Aww, that’s a shame, Alice.
aliceh, NM did away with straight ticket ballots this year. Dan was a poll worker and there were so many ballots that were rejected because the idiots would fill in the straight ticket bubble and then try to vote for a GOPer, a Libertarian, or a Green.
Haha, Dana Loesch is Elizabeth Warren today.
I’m sending you some candy corn:
http://tinyurl.com/csyd5hy
I should be sad about this, but it’s in Denver proper, so they’re likely Obama voters: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/denver-election-worker-claims-hundreds-of-early-voter-ballots-invalidating-their-vote-for-president
It’s like a poll tax. Those poor people didn’t know how to vote because the racist -racists who made the ballot where aiming to disenfranchise their vote.
http://tinyurl.com/bel377e
For Carin, although it could be more extensive:
http://hdmunn.blogspot.com/2012/09/vacation-photo-book-michelle-obama.html
ohhhh, Rush just mentioned Christie doesn’t want to wait until 2020 to run for President.
“Will Christie’s new found love for Obama tip the scales for Obama?”
Words matter. We’ll see.
I’m glad we have electronic voting at the polling centers (from a mistakes standpoint, not from a security standpoint). It makes life easier from a regulatory standpoint.
That doesn’t help with the mail-in and provisional ballot boxes, though. Two years ago the county clerk and recorder’s office sent out incorrect instructions for the boxes, and election judges who didn’t know better ended up leaving the boxes unlocked.
Government workers are the new aristocracy. There are about 400,000 employees making over 100K.
It’s worse in Europe, though. China too, but mostly because of corruption.
Sometimes I think we’re all just dupes.
Heh… I guess it’s only angsty if I keep talking about it, not if you keep talking about it.
Words matter, sometimes, except when they don’t.
There ya go. Fixt.
*takes ibuprofin for angst*
TRIP OF A LIFETIME, mare.
Ibuprofen works for angst? Huh.
*pops 12 midol*
Oh good lord:
FIGHT!
*puts out shots of courage (whiskey), old-timey hand wraps, resin, broken glass
My wife asked me to make a list of reasons why her sister should vote for Obama. She’s a died in the wool lib, but apparently she’s now undecided.
At first I said “Fuck that. If she’s too stupid to know by now, nothing I say will matter.”
Then I thought, “Wait. What if I really could turn a lib?”
So, I sent her this:
Reasons not to vote for Obama:
1. 40+ straight months of unemployment above 8%
2. Sold the stimulus package on the basis that if it didn’t pass, unemployment would exceed 8%. Spending is largely unaccounted for at this point.
3. Stimulus funds went to “Green” companies, many of which are bankrupt.
4. GM and Chrysler bailouts resulted in the enrichment of the unions at the expense of secured creditors and stockholders. The total cost to taxpayers of the GM bailout alone is over $13billion, which will never be repaid. Forced Chrysler to close dealerships as part of the bailout agreement.
5. Added $5trillion to the debt during his term so far – $5fuckingtrillion!!!!!!
6. Operation Fast and Furious: Obama justice department let thousands of guns walk across the border into the hands Mexican drug lords, then dropped all surveillance of them. Thousands have died as a result, including one US border patrol agent – Brian Terry. This was all done without the knowledge of Mexican govt. (They’ll say “But Bush did it.” Bush’s limited operation (Project Gun Runner) involved far fewer guns, and was closely monitored, and done with the approval of Mexican govt.) Eric Holder repeatedly lied to Congress when being questioned about Operation Fast & Furious.
7. Gas was $1.80/gal. when Obama took office. It’s now crowding $4.
8. In 2009 he said “Everyone must sacrifice for the greater good,” Total cost to taxpayers for his and his family’s vacations during office: Staggering – in the tens of millions. Number of times he’s gone golfing – over 100.
9. Over the past four years over 400,000 persons per month have been added to the food stamp program.
10. If the workforce were the same size as when Obama took office, the real unemployment rate would be over 11%.
11. When you include the underutilized labor figure with the eight million Americans who have lost hope altogether and stopped looking for a job, real unemployment now stands at just under 19%.
12. In ’06/07, 90% of college grads found employment after graduating. In ’10/11 – 56%.
13. Bengazi Consulate Attack was a planned act of terrorism by al-Quaeda. The date was known, and the consulate asked for protection. The administration denied. It was not some spontaneous reaction by muslim extremists to a fucking youtube video that had already been on the internet for over four months, as Obama’s White House and ambassador to the UN tried to assert in the immediate aftermath.
14. Under him, healthcare costs have skyrocketed 18.9%.
15. The average American lost 40% of their wealth from ’07 to ’10.
16. In 2009 he cancelled the missile defense shield in Poland and the Czech Republic, effectively selling out our allies to Putin.
17. Then recently on the subject of missile defense, what did he mean when he told Medvedev that after the election he would have more flexibility, and for Putin to give him space?
18. He broke the law when he ordered military action in Libya without involving Congress.
19. Presided over a reduction in the U.S.’s credit rating – first time in history.
20. First president in history who signed a bill forcing Americans to purchase a product – namely health insurance. Then gave waivers to numerous companies (including McDonalds) and several unions to exempt them from the bill. Congress is exempt from the bill they passed.
21. Has done nothing to curb illegal immigration in the four years of his presidency.
Now, give me 21 reasons why I should.
Don’t give these reasons to someone like David. The left have concocted spin for every one of them. Plus:
A. You’ll be accused of spewing FauxNews or Rush Limbaugh talking points.
B. You’ll be called a racist.
C. You’ll be labeled a 1%er.
D. You’ll be dismissed as a far right gun-toting bible clinger.
Remember, the mind is like a parachute.
ILY
Sorry for the long post. Just fart or belch if you didn’t read it..
Excellent hotspur. That needs to go on facedouche.
The only other point that I think should be used when appealing to libs is that under Obama- women and minorities have done MUCH worse.
I put it up, Hotspur. I hope you don’t mind. It segues nicely with a debate I was having on someone’s pages.
I had just heard all of the quotes that Rush was playing about Christie from the MSM. I hadn’t heard them before. They proved my point though.
It will be used.
BET is running a special titled “The Second Coming” all about maintaining black turnout for Obama’s re-election.
Voting for Obama = supporting blasphemy.
That’s good Hotspur.
Okay, I don’t think Chris Christie being nice to Obama is the end of the world, so it’s probably not time to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside just yet.
First of all, as the Gov, it behooves him to cooperate with the guy who’s in charge of the Federal disaster relief efforts. Remember, we were all rightly pissed that Landrieux fucked things up so badly in the aftermath of Katrina. If Christie did the same, it would be “ZOMG TEH GUY WHO GAVE THE GOP KEYNOTE IS KILLING POOR PEOPLE!!!!”
Secondly, anybody who’s swayed by this (and I don’t think many will be) to vote for SCOAMF was never solidly in our column anyway. And who knows–someone that feeble-minded could burn their toast or hit a pothole on the way to work on Tuesday and change their mind back.
Just. Breathe.
Eh. I’m not heated. I’m just defending my position. We can disagree. That’s ok.
Blanco.
Biden’s wrong, transgendered is not the civil rights issue…yet:
http://legalinsurrection.com/
“Just. Breathe.”
HAHAHAHA
ladyparts, that’s all that matters.
BET is running a special titled “The Second Coming” all about maintaining black turnout for Obama’s re-election.
Voting for Obama = supporting blasphemy.
That’s not what “Second Coming” means, if you get my drift.
Just. Breathe.
*hyperventilates*
*passes out*
This place is really slipping. I lay out weapons and no one fights.
Booooo!
Come now, MJ. We all know those weapons are booby-trapped.
Do not google ‘The Second Coming.’
Well reasoned HS. That is why it won’t work on undecided. And rayciss.
Outstanding point in latest post over at Ace’s. Swing states are states where neither party has a substantial advantage, and therefore “swing” voters decide the state. It’s not possible for Obama to have a 1-2 pt lead in, say Ohio, and at the same time be trailing with independents in Ohio by 7-10 pts. Otherwise it isn’t a swing state.
Except it is.
“Do not google ‘The Second Coming.’”
hahahaha…I’ve made several rookie mistakes googling stuff. My best one……goatse. hahahahaha….barf
Gotta throw “BET” in front of it.
I’m getting my annual cholesterol/glucose/BP check in about 10 minutes. Ought to be exciting.
MJ –
http://tinyurl.com/botyh6l
Just swabbed and scrubbed the garage. Damn fine job of it, too, if I do say so myself.
That’s the spirit, Chief!
Xbrad, I always thought you’d make a damn fine mop-jockey.
Well, shipmates, tomorrow is November 1st.
There’s an oddly queasy silence when November draws her breath,
the Captain’s sleep is cursed with dreams of shrieking wind and death.
The farmer claims his easy chair in after-harvest glow,
and warms his feet by fireside, content to let it blow.
But commerce rules the sailor’s realm, and only calls for more;
more coal, more stone, more gas and oil, more bloody iron-ore.
“The August float was down a bit so move her right along,
that storm is still a day away, I’m sure you can’t go wrong…”
Such words are reassuring, so nice, intended well,
but here the crew are all convinced they’ve died and gone to hell!
For she’s taken up a motion that’s turned the sea-dogs green,
the galley’s full of broken glass, its decks awash in beans.
All their lives depending on the steel beneath their feet
that wracks and groans like tortured souls while minutes pass like weeks.
Then a gruesome thought comes grinning, like an uninvited guest,
‘bout sturdy ships that rolled like dice and on the bottom rest…
The Bradley, the Fitz, the Dan Morrell, had reputations true
but got athwart November’s hawse, and sank without a clue.
Ghastly giant coffins for sailors trapped inside,
they curse the day they ever thought they’d like to take a ride…
-Autumn Rapture-
Daniel R. Hobbs
Hotspur, you should see me run a floorbuffer.
I earned my EBB in less than six months.
http://tinyurl.com/dxr7y9k
Hahahahahhaa
I forgot about your SeaScout days on the tugboat.
Two can play at that game, Hospurt…
When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained
But darlin’ when I hold you, don’t you know I feel the same? yeah
Nothin’ lasts forever and we both know hearts can change
And it’s hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain
We’ve been through this such a long long time
Just tryin’ to kill the pain, ooh yeah
But lovers always come and lovers always go
An’ no one’s really sure who’s lettin’ go today, walking away
And if we take the time to lay it on the line
I could rest my head just knowin’ that you were mine, all mine
So if you want to love me then darlin’ don’t refrain
Or I’ll just end up walkin’ in the cold November rain
Do you need some time on your own?
Do you need some time all alone?
Everybody needs some time on their own
Don’t you know you need some time all alone?
I know it’s hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal the broken heart
Wouldn’t time be out to charm you?
Sometimes I need some time on my own
Sometimes I need some time all alone
Everybody needs some time on their own
Don’t you know you need some time all alone
And when your fears subside and shadows still remain, oh yeah
I know that you can love me when there’s no one left to blame
So never mind the darkness we still can find a way
Nothin’ lasts forever even cold November rain
Don’t ya think that you need somebody?
Don’t ya think that you need someone?
Everybody needs somebody
You’re not the only one, you’re not the only one
Don’t ya think that you need somebody?
Don’t ya think that you need someone?
Everybody needs somebody
You’re not the only one, you’re not the only one
Don’t ya think that you need somebody?
Don’t ya think that you need someone?
Everybody needs somebody
You’re not the only one, you’re not the only one
Don’t ya think that you need somebody?
Don’t ya think that you need someone?
Everybody needs somebody
-November Rain-
Axl Rose
*shoots self in face*
Non-fasted glucose: 98 mg/dl
Total cholesterol: 226
HDL: 98
Yep, red meat and eggs are killing me.
Sean, I’m sending this one out especially for you:
Friends may come
And friends may go
And friends may peter-out.
But we’ll be friends
Through thick and thin
Peter out or peter in.
On the other hand, now I have to type with this annoying bandaid on my birdflipper.
*avoids urinals*
I have not seen the sun in 8 days. Imma shoot one of you assholes in the face.
Cholesterol: 154
Triglycerides: 118
HDL: 53
LDL: 77
All within optimal range, no drugs.
Chief, are you taking vitamin D3 in gelcap form at about 16000 IU/day?
If not, why not?
I couldn’t get triglycerides because I got an afternoon appointment 😦
Here you go, Chief.
http://tinyurl.com/btpowyw
Testing causes high cholesterol.
H/S, I learned to ride a buffer in the Army. We did the decks of the Sea Scout boat the old fashioned way- by hand.
Oh, Imma gonna share too:
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering. Fundamental differing.
Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn’t mean I don’t desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication
The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.
There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I’ve done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication.
Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any
Sense of compassion
Between supposed lovers/brothers
Just be glad I didn’t bring “Prison Sex”
Testing causes high cholesterol.
My total number hasn’t moved in 3 years. My HDL has gone up every year, this time by 14.
I think I mentioned it when I did my physical, I am a cholesterol factory. When I eat carbs and sugar it will shoot up past 260.
Now, when I don’t eat those things, and I eat foods loaded with cholesterol, it’s 154.
I have no clue what any of my numbers are.
ignorance = bliss.
I would rather be surprised.
We gots power!
At about 3AM our house lit up like a Christmas tree.
Not the normal music I link that everyone hates.
Go listen now.
Welcome back, scottw.
I have some friends in Jersey and they’re going down like the muthafocking bootleg fireworks.
No heat. Propane is out. no gas.
One was told 2 weeks.
Scott – Good on ya! Did LauraW have to bribe the workers?
Not this time.
Go listen now.
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Pllllfffttt. That’s such BS. I love me some Roxy Music.
“Non-fasted glucose: 98 mg/dl
Total cholesterol: 226
HDL: 98
Yep, red meat and eggs are killing me.”
Yeah, because I eat bacon and eggs for breakfast almost every day!
Waffle House Index.
Nobody listen to this but MCPO…
“I have not seen the sun in 8 days. Imma shoot one of you assholes in the face.”
hahahaha
Thanks, Sean!
How did Tushar make out?
How did Tushar make out?
———————
Gross.
Who did Tushar make out with?
Tushar said he was ok in an email yesterday, no power but they were all fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAJtk9ekpY&feature=youtu.be
I ALWAYS button my shirt!
Soy un Chewbacca.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHd18VTg7_4&feature=related
I hope Tushar filled his tanks.
“I have not seen the sun in 8 days. Imma shoot one of you assholes in the face.”
I saw a sun dog yesterday.
Ga. It is just about as ugly as it gets outside, and I’m going running.
It’s not really raining, but grey. WIndy. Cold. But I haven’t been running in days.
so dreading this.
I hope Tushar filled his tanks.
Yup, I think he has it covered!
http://tinyurl.com/6bddjnz
Ga. It is just about as ugly as it gets outside, and I’m going running.
It’s not really raining, but grey. WIndy. Cold. But I haven’t been running in days.
*Sends Carin’s bio to Intervention*
Only because I care.
Haha, nice talking people off the ledge in AOS comments, MJ.
Thanks Jay. I’m kind of tired of this eyeore bullshit. The data tells me we’re doing fine.
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/cysjt9b
Roamy.
http://tinyurl.com/cjnu4ky
I STILL do not know BDO. *Hangs head in shame.*
So do the people who van their kids into nicer neighborhood just piss me off?
It never bothered me when they came to mine.
We got that on the 28th.
*Sends Carin’s bio to Intervention*
Only because I care.
Look, I can stop any time I want to.
Good evening Pagans!
Watched the Seventh Seal again last night. Damn that movie still freaks me out.
Hope you’re having fun pushing your sugar-laden treats into the bags of unsuspecting children.
Our town does Trick or Treating on the 30th because we have a parade downtown on the 31st. Mrs Phat and the eldest Phatspawn are riding on the YMCA float, so I get a quiet night at home.
I have to go to work very early in the am and can’t wait to sound out my fellow officers about just what the fuck happened in Libya. The chatter I’m hearing from my buds in the spec ops world is very ungood.
I was on duty the night of the attack and we heard nothing on the classified level (SIPRnet). Of course, we had no taskable assets that could have been of immediate use, so that makes sense.
The story ALWAYS comes out and it’s going to make some people look very bad.
I was going to kill Roamy but she saved it!
I don’t mind the van-in kids from Hartford because I know that they really can’t trick or treat in their own neighborhood (we couldn’t, when we lived there), and it speaks well of their parents to want to give their kids the real experience.
Just…do it on the right day. Sheesh.
When I was stationed at Norton AFB, CA (San Bernardino) we used to have families of illegals walk up to the door with no costumes and their hands out (not even a bag).
I didn’t care, but my roommate was hispanic (fellow pilot and Academy classmate) and he was PISSED. He’d yell at them in Spanish. When I asked him what he told them he said, ‘Go get a costume and come back, unless you’re intentionally dressing as free-loaders.”
I suspect that’s the sanitized version. I distinctly remember a ‘pendejo’ in there somewhere.
http://www.infowars.com/looters-plague-hurricane-victims-post-sandy/
and
http://www.infowars.com/shameless-looters-display-stolen-goods-on-twitter/
That’s what happened to your leaves, they were looted.
Taiwanese kids would Trick or Treat and change masks and come back. Over and over. From my friends that still live there, Trick or Treating is still huge in the formerly American neighborhoods.
That’s what happened to your leaves, they were looted.
I’m still sore about that.
Did you know that wanting looters shot on sight is racist?
This weekend is going to be rough. Mrs Phat is heading up to Chicago with her girlfriends to Xmas shop.
I’m looking forward to chilling with the phatspawn, but the wallet impact will be severe.
Oso, the Koreans who patrolled the roofs of their shops during the Rodney King riots in LA were never prosecuted.
Did you know that wanting looters shot on sight is racist?
I guess I’m racist, then.
I can live with that.
I can live with that.
Me too.
I’m a racist too! My dad wanted to be able to shoot taggers.
What’s going on? My doorbell keeps ringing and I’m ignoring it like I usually do, but what the hell, it keeps happening.
The ones that came here were from the east side of town (poor), it was never teenagers, unless they were looking after little ones. Mostly little kids, and they were dressed up. I didn’t mind.
Although they did show up on the right day.
My kids are out trick or treating right now.
My oldest took my two youngest, with a gang of his buddies. I felt just a little bit bad that I’m a bad mommy and not out there, but I can’t stand the cold.
It’s hard enough for me to sit at their games.
I’ve talked about this before. We would go Trick-or-Treating and my mom would let us pick out 10 candies. Rest would go to sick kids and poor kids. I started to just go to 10 houses and then demand to go home. I didn’t ToT past 4th grade. My siblings hated me! LOL
Back in the day, me and my homies had a strategic plan to hit the neighborhood. No parents back then. We would run from house to house, walking was for pussies who had to drag their sisters along (sometimes I was a pussy and did that for an hour till they got tired).
On a good night you could fill 3 grocery bags.
Can’t believe what Sandy did to Cleveland. Amazing.
One Halloween when I was a very young adult living with roommates in a rented house, some kids came by trick-or-treating for beer. They were probably mid-teens or so. We laughed at them, refused to give them alcohol, gave them some candy and heroin-filled needles and sent them on their way.
Little scamps.
1st on the job done
Zeke missed me.Oh my insurance is expensive!
What is coastal engineering?
Vman – How was it? Getting back in the saddle is gonna be like work. . .
I hope the little bastards’ teeth rot out.
Oh, wait, did I say that?
Congrats Vman.
Ah the dogs in the hood, they worked up. Apparently we have some scamps after all. I’m letting Mrs. Dave deal with them
Yay, Vman!!!
Did anybody beat up anybody else and take their candy today?
Love the “fuzz” setting on that lead guitar part RFH
Here’s my Halloween tune (hard call cause my youngest just loved it when we played “Witchy Woman”)
Which A Woman.
Did anybody beat up anybody else and take their candy today?
No, but the kids aren’t back yet.
Yay VMan!
Sheesh, the first time we did that one at a Halloween party, 1997 maybe? Little girl was seven years old and rockin out to it.
Good memory.
I know we hate on carbs here, but Dan just put his mashed potatoes in the oven. They have cream cheese, sour cream, green chile, and bacon! They are yummy as potato pancakes the next day too.
Gonna play the songs from JackM’s AoS poat while I clean. That’s my job while Mr. RFH takes Mini-me trick-or-treating. I’m leaving Sunday to go take care of FIL so he can vote in VA and see the doctor for a potassium check and a B12 shot. Then I bring him here to live with us until Thanksgiving, possibly Christmas. I’m having to go through all the boxes that Dad packed for me and make room for FIL’s stuff. I’ll be scarce around here for a while.
(((squishy hugs)))
Bacon neutralizes carbs.
Little known fact.
(((Squishy hugs))) Roamster.
Hang in there RFH
just had a teenage black kid show up at the door…. he had his face painted white… that was it (he had regular street clothes on)
i’m confused – was that a costume or a statement of some kind?
I suspect that’s the sanitized version. I distinctly remember a ‘pendejo’ in there somewhere.
Never been to San Bernodino. It wasn’t me. I was framed.
DAVE!!! You messed up the group photo at the meetup again. For crying out loud, man.
http://is.gd/20Zqbk
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Jam, did you give him candy? I’m betting 1% and you’re a racist!
Ratio of messicans to gringos in the local trick or treating is about 3:2.
Bacon neutralizes carbs.
False. Cinnamon can help, though, but only if it came from a capsule and has no microfungi.
So because I put off taking my college English II course until I had no other lazy courses left, I’m stuck writing an argumentative thesis paper. What should I write it on?
Nobody trick-or-treats at my house. Probably too long of a walk from, well, anywhere.
Is it sposed to be analytical, expository, persuasive or literary?
Like I know what the fuck any of that means.
“argumentative research”
I should just dig up my pro-gay marriage paper that I wrote when I took English II a decade ago, since my teacher’s gay and all.
Paper. You should write it on paper.
Humn … that might be a tad obvious.
YOu could go with Joe Biden’s transgender dealo.
[i]Bacon neutralizes carbs.[/i]
Bacon neutralizes sorrow, grief, bad weather and marital strife.
Well, that’s my theory, anyway, and I’ll just go with that.
Watching Zombieland while waiting for ‘Arrow”.
It’ my daughter’s favorite hero. The show is good.
Aliceh, we can help! Submit your paper for H2 commentary. We have HS, and Car in, and Sean. And snarky people that know stuff.
I have to decide what I’m writing about tonight.
Loosely plagiarize “A Modest Proposal” and see if he notices.
I think he would notice, he’s actually quite participatory in the class. (As participatory as you can be in an online class, anyway)
(Feels bad about having RL transgender friends and seeing the pain it causes)
Sorry I was dinnerin.
The DoJ link, it goes nowhere man
Scott
Seawalls, erosion control, renourshing, dredging, mitigation etc as well as construction of boat ramps, marinas, piers stuff like that.
but nipple twist sounds intriguing
Scott said the same thing. I don’t know how that becomes a DOJ link. I took it off a humor site. Weird.
How would I argue about nipple twisting?
Vman – There will be plenty of work along the New Jersey shore!
And I’m gonna write it on my computer, Scott, not on paper. I can’t mail the fucking thing in.
Yes sir MCPO there certainly will.
Humor sites are all being monitored by the DOJ.
Trick or treat! Smell my feet! That is all
Is it weird that I’m looking forward to the leftover potato pancakes as I’m eating the really yummy mashed potato bake?
Oso- there are many causes of pain and unhappiness in life. Transgender has a huge rights issue? I don’t think so.
First kid showed up. Indian or Pakistani, probably four or five years old and his first Halloween. No costume.
We’ll tell you what’s funny, and allow you to link to it when we deem it necessary.
In this state if I am feeling a bit girly, I can legally hit the ladies room.
Ladies rooms are usually cleaner, and have better art, but the wait is never worth it.
The number of transgendered is simply too small for it to be the civil rights issue of our time.
Also, if someone wants to have a functional limb amputated, we all know they are crazy. Why is someone wanting genital reassignment different?
Our giant Yard-Rat just wandered through the back and is eating apples off the ground. Anita put his picture up on FaceChimp the other day.
He’s a very handsome 4-point, what Easterners would call an 8-point, and Texans would call an Elk.
I just saw that “werewolves of London” was included in Jack’s post.
Fucking chorus makes me want to drive a screwdriver into my ear.
The wait is what waves us off Scott.
They take forever, with all that, girl stuff.
THEY HAVE COUCHES!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRBDv8dAWmg&feature=player_embedded
We’ve had almost no trick or treaters this year. I think everyone’s still nervous about Jessica Ridgeway. So now we have three large unopened bags of candy. I’m gonna send them to Leon and Russ so I can feel superior when they gain weight.
I’m about 10 lb from having ab veins. I’m not even looking at your devil candy.
We don’t get Trick-or-Treaters out here.
No sidewalks or street-lights.
All the places are 5, 10, 20 acres.
Most driveways are not paved, and – after dark – everyone answers the door with a gun in their hand.
It keeps the traffic down…
I’m about 40 pounds from having.. ok what the fuck are those.. ohhhhhhhh.. the Monday girls have those.
Send me the candy
What are ab veins? I haven’t had a single trick or treater but then again I am on the 3rd floor
Ab veins? I don’t need those.
I’ve purposely not bought any candy for in the house for months trying to stay in keto. I HAVE to get rid of this candy by morning.
car in, I know. I just see how my RL friends have been impacted. What is funny, is that my closest friend that has been impacted by transgender issues, votes republican. Her spouse had the surgery and now their kid is paying.
I think you shoot heroin into ab veins.
I just ate a fun size bag of peanut m& ms.
Yum yum yum.
*sends Leon’s name to Intervention.
I just don’t think laws, etc can ease their
I just don’t think laws, etc can ease their Pain.A
I had ab veins. . . when I was 25!
I couldn’t find an ab vein with both hands and a flashlight.
*sends Leon’s name to Intervention.
IMMA BE ON TEEVEE!
The entire purpose of losing weight is to make veins easier to find for shooting up, Scott.
They just said “drudge” on SVU
I’m glad I’m going to be in DC all day tomorrow.
I need a break from the news.
car in, they are conflicted. None of my RL friends are about the H8CHKN. Just a few of the gheys. It can be surreal.
When I lived in El Paso, they would haul truckloads of mexican kids into our neighborhood. Little bastards would trash everything. They’d smash the Jack O’ Lanterns and take anything that wasn’t nailed down.
Best places to trick or treat were apartment buildings. You could hit a jillion places in no time. Nice and warm too.
Sohos – Dit’nt send me a pixshure of you in your Halloween costume!?!??!
Dammit, every time someone mentions hatechicken I want a fried chicken sandwich.
I’m about 10 lb from having ab veins.
Cool!! That’s awesome, Leon!
Then what?
Hey girls. . .
http://tinyurl.com/cqqy6oe
I am stealing that mcpo….I didn’t dress up this year. I hate years I dont dress up
I’ll settle for pics of when you have dressed up.
I might have an ab vein that weighs ten pounds
SoHoS – It’s OK, just you and your undies will be fine. 🙂
Cool!! That’s awesome, Leon!
Then what?
I’ll be honest, I have no idea. Lots of pictures of me with my shirt off, probably.
I used to do 200-400 situps a day, and never did have anything close to a flat belly.
FML
When I was really in shape, I was loading airplanes 8 -14 hours a day and eating like a horse.
I’ve had Navy chow. You probably ate a horse.
Horse is paleo.
*looks out back*
*sighs hungrily*
MCPO,
Same thing. Eating like a horse, and working my ass off.
I initially gained 10 pounds, but got smaller.
It was all muscle.
I could get by on 5 hrs sleep and bust my ass all day, but ate “Mass Quantities”.
I could run 5 miles in full combat-gear and not break a sweat.
To steal a very valuable phrase:
“We were soldiers once, and young”.
I’m neither, now, but I remember…
That or MCPO was trying to tell us he blew some guy hung like a horse.
Something, anyway…
aight, wheels up tomorrow at 6am.
Nite boogers.
xBrad – Get back in your soupcan with your “crew”.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/10/noah-is-delayed-because-of-flooding/
I just LOL’d at the headline.
If I may be allowed to curse a bit, MOTHERFCUKER!!!!
Did not have power for a long time, got power, worked 13 straight hours, composed the last email of the day, hit send, and the power goes again. The only entity that benefitted was my employer.
Time to go watch The Replacement Killers and fap to Mira Sorvino.
XbracTc,
What network is it on, or you stealing it?
Tushar,
Are you still out? Was it brief? Have you reported it?
WTF, O?
I think I am in for a night without power, crispy. FML. I could have spent the day playing with my kids. I spent it working for The Man and yelling at the kids to pipe down so I could work like a slave. I am out. Must preserve phone charge.
Tushar,
That sucks pond-scum! Yeah, playing with the kids would have been a much better ROI for you, and them. Sorry my friend.
Bad news: My step-dad died this afternoon.
Good news: My mom mailed his absentee ballot this morning, wherein he voted for Romney.
HAH!
One dead person has voted R. Doesn’t quite make up for the number of dead people who are going to vote D, but it helps.
http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/imbecile-vice-president-to-voter-are-you-indian-man-replies-american/
Douche
Ha!
But you are in a blue state wiser.
Ny’tall
I do not regret howling with laughter at this:
http://updates.jalopnik.com/post/34669789863/more-than-a-dozen-fisker-karma-hybrids-caught-fire-and
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Sorry about the news, wiser.
But you are in a blue state wiser.
They live in NC.
Sorry about the news, wiser.
he was a great guy. Made my mom extremely happy, for which I will always love him deeply.
Wiser – Sorry for your family’s loss.
I am so sorry Wiser
Wiser – Sorry for your family’s loss.
Thanks.
Talked to my mom tonight. She said she’s okay, but I could tell she’s hurting.
Wiser – Can you get down there?
Wiser – Can you get down there?
yeah… it’ll hurt, but it will be done.
OK. Good luck, my friend.
Sorry for your loss, Wiser.
“I know we hate on carbs here … ”
BULLLLLLLSHIT!
Sorry to hear about your FIL’s passing, wiser.
“What should I write it on?”
Ima thinkin’ paper.
Oh step father. Sorry that I read that so hurredly before.
I can’t spell for shit.
WTF random photo
http://is.gd/TEGzed
Sorry to hear of your loss, wiserbud.
Where did you find that pic of me, George, and might you happen to remember that dude’s name cuz for the life I me I cannot??
Kids: “Mom!” “Mom!” *sighs*
g’night Hotsausages
That guy had a mighty big… Gun… And you don’t remember his name?
Goodnight Tricksters
Well any time, any place, anywhere that I go
All the people seem to derp and stare
They say “Why are you dressed like it’s Halloween?
You look so absurd, you look so obscene”
It’s not Wednesday any more, but I’m too lazy to fix it.
Maybe I’m not too lazy.