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  1. Huh, not what I thought I was gonna see this morning.

  2. *urrrrpppp*

  3. It is only Tuesday, Jay. We can’t put up hawt guys every day. Unfortunately.

  4. *covers mouth quickly after accidentally saying the ‘T-word’*

  5. What’s a Trespasuer?

  6. It is only Tuesday, Jay. We can’t put up hawt guys every day. Unfortunately.

    *pouts

  7. Morning. Hope everyone got through the night.

  8. Just been checking reports on all the damage, the weather that’s still happening (snow rain and wind from WVA to Indiana).

    NYC is going to be paralyzed for days. 80 homes burned down in the Rockaways flooding made it impossible for firefighters to reach them

  9. We are forecast for more rain and wind here. But, we are lucky. My friends on the Jersey Shore will have much work in front of them and the beautiful shoreline has been shattered.

  10. Andy was on FB. Still on generator.

  11. The H2 lifestyle – vindicated..

  12. Throughout the night, the President was updated on the impacts of Sandy as it came ashore and moved inland. Overnight the President also spoke with New York Governor Cuomo, New Jersey Governor Christie, New York City Mayor Bloomberg, Jersey City Mayor Healy and Newark Mayor Booker. The President will also receive another briefing this a.m.

    Huh. But when or embassy was being attacked, he just went to bed, then flew to Vegas.

  13. 80 homes burned down in the Rockaways flooding made it impossible for firefighters to reach them

    Dave,they probably couldn’t send those firefighters in because they didn’t have good enough information on what was going on. You can’t send more people in who could get harmed.

  14. In which Bob Beckel’s head explodes, as his lies about Ohio come tumbling down:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/10/30/Gallup-Shows-22-point-drop-in-obama-early-voting-advantage

  15. I see the storm didn’t wash away the sign in wiser’s front yard.

  16. Yes, I saw that article, “do intelligent people drink more?”

    Over the last four years, definitely.

  17. I don’t think Meghan drinks.

  18. CAGW = Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming

    I take issue with each of the 4 letters. Here’s why. Yes, it’s an hour and twenty-seven minutes, it takes that long to destroy a lie that big in a systematic and thorough fashion.

  19. Wow, good one from VDH (as usual):

    http://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/why-liberals-think-what-they-do/?singlepage=true

  20. Heh.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/10/30/pic-of-the-day-126/

  21. This dude is totally cracking my shit up.

  22. AH! It’s a chick. She funnay

  23. Spanglish is always funny for some reason. Especially when you connect it to the mental picture of Bloomberg.

  24. If “Climate Change” is real, how does Ms. McCain explain that big-ass storm that has been circling Jupiter for millenia – out in the frigid darkness of space?

    If only her tits were brains…….

  25. Heh, love ElBloombito. And to think I didn’t know Spanish!

  26. I’m more offended by her “fellow republicans” remark.

  27. Climate change is real. See; Ice Age, Maunder Minimum, Medieval Warm Period, etc.

    Man-made climate change is, however, a steaming load of bovine excrement.

  28. Teresa, to be fair, the storms on Jupiter are not in space, and are in fact hot as hell. A better comparison is the temperature variations we’ve recorded on Mars, which track well with Earth’s.

  29. I don’t believe in space.

    /Mrs. Cuffeh

  30. Well, like usual, I’m not trying to persuade an idiot about anything. I’m just mocking her.

  31. “I’m more offended by her “fellow republicans” remark.”

    HA! Me too.

    Man, how I wish someone would get her to shut up, although her comments continually provide hilarity.

  32. I meant that Jupiter is out in frigid space, but I stand corrected :P

    LOL, Cyn!

  33. Climate change is continuous as in….since the beginning and until the end.

  34. I am hired and starting tomorrow! I took a $10/hr pay cut but will be happy taking it. It promises to be an interesting job. Coastal engineering I have not done a lot of that.
    Now I need to go clothes shopping.
    BBiaB.

  35. Oh, Vman, such terrific news!!!!!!!!

  36. Nice going, Vman. Good for you!

  37. Hooray, VMan!!!!!!! ♥♥♥

  38. That is fantastic news, Vman….really great.

  39. Congrats, Vmax, I’m pleased as punch for you. Very good news.

  40. How come early voting results are allowed to be released? They don’t even let the news stations do that on polling day until after the polls have closed.

  41. Thanks all. From what I saw yesterday I am the token male.
    Heh

  42. Mare, I believe they are just exit polls, not counted votes.

  43. From what I saw yesterday I am the token male.

    Bonus

  44. >> How come early voting results are allowed to be released?

    What leon said, polls, not results.

    Congrats vmax!

  45. Choose your new clothes carefully, Vman. The ladies in the office will be checking you out. And for God’s sake zip up your zipper.

  46. Congrats, VMan!

  47. They don’t even let the news stations do that on polling day until after the polls have closed.

    I think that’s by mutual consent by the networks.

  48. Then meh on the early voting results.

  49. Leon, I’m totally hooked on Dexter. Two seasons in about 5 days. Some of the best character twist/developments I’ve ever seen.

  50. The wife and I enjoy it quite a bit. Amusing: Michael C. Hall (Dexter) and Jennifer Carpenter (Deb) got married sometime during/after season 2, and divorced just after season 4.

  51. HA! I had a dream about Clay Matthews last night:

  52. Excellent news, Vman. I’m very happy for you and Zeke. Whom we need more pics of, BTW.

  53. Congrats Vman!

  54. Got some roof shingles missing from around the skylight. Flashing seems to be holding up – no leaks yet. Thank goodness the Amish did our roof. Always quality work.

  55. Congrats V!!!!!!!!

  56. Way to go V-Max!

  57. Ooo, that’s good news to hear, Chief.

  58. Vman!!! Congratulations! Man, I’m happy for you!

  59. Vman?

    http://tinyurl.com/96pyq37

  60. Edgewater, New Jersey. An impressive storm front viewed from an overhangin​g balcony. Devastatin​g:

    h/t Pat Dollard – http://patdollard.com/2012/10/optical-illusion-if-you-stare-long-enough-you-can-see-a-hurricane-in-the-background/

  61. Vman??

    http://tinyurl.com/98yjwmz

  62. Yea V-Man!!!

  63. Is WerdPuss acting a bit jiggy for anyone today? Are their servers back east or something?

  64. Cyn – Every WordPress site wants to lock up my browser. Some kind of script problem.

  65. I’ve been having that same problem going to Ace’s lately too. And Flash has crashed on me three times in the last two days.

  66. Which browser are you using?

  67. Flash is the work of the Dark Lord. Adobe is his servant.

  68. You could switch to Lynx.
    http://lynx.browser.org/
    Just kidding.

  69. Chrome.

    I loved Pale Moon, but Adobe PDF would do the Exorcist deal and lock up my whole machine. I have to have PDF for most of my work so PM had to go.

  70. Adobe is his servant.

    *crosses self three times and spits in unison*

  71. I’m about to shitcan Firefox.

  72. This site looks pretty weird on Lynx.

  73. Well, I don’t think I will be doing that again soon.

  74. If you don’t need Adobe, you should try Pale Moon; it’s FF, but tastes great and is less filling.

  75. Even your avatard didn’t like that, George.

  76. I’m going to a stripped down Chrome, if FF keeps acting like a fucking douche.

  77. I’ve been using Chromium, Google Chrome without the Google.

  78. I’m using firefox and no problems.

  79. George’s avatard looks like he’s having a hard time squeezing one out.

  80. Political analyst Meghan McCain, daughter of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), is challenging widespread GOP skepticism about climate change in the wake of Hurricane Sandy.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/264755-meghan-mccain-to-gop-do-you-still-doubt-climate-change

  81. George’s avatard looks like he’s having a hard time squeezing one out.

    People who know me say that about me anyway.

  82. The cable music channel just Rickrolled me!?!

  83. I use both Chrome AND Palemoon. PM doesn’t lock up with PDF, but it does download the entire document, which takes a while.

    Chrome is good for most stuff, but I tend to have issues with flash. PM supports downloadhelper, so I use that to snag videos.

  84. You have a channel that plays music vids??

  85. Jumpin’ Jesus on hot rock. I was just told that a project I’m working on needs to tell a better ‘story.’

    Bullshit is creeping in everywhere.

  86. Good day, aftermathematicians.

  87. Big Congratulations VMax!

    *smoooch*

    *scritches for Zeke*

  88. I was just told that a project I’m working on needs to tell a better ‘story.’

    How about “I work on it, you pay me, and we both live happily ever after.”

  89. I saw Jumpin’ Jesus open for Meatloaf in ’79.

  90. aftermathematicians

    Ax» + Bx + C = flooded subway line

  91. Ax» where is my superscript 2?

    Well, wordpress doesn’t accept escape codes like I expected. How dare it quash my clever internet humor.

  92. I was just told that a project I’m working on needs to tell a better ‘story.’

    And here I thought English majors couldn’t get jobs these days…..

  93. Well, wordpress doesn’t accept escape codes like I expected. How dare it quash my clever internet humor.

    Well, it does take inline html, but that might require a little learning.

  94. Ax² + Bx + C = flooded subway line

  95. Oh, I guess I’m just a pitiful typist.

  96. Hernandez is just a name to avoid in Los Angeles. There was an Oscar Hernandez at the center of the City of Bell scandal. Roger H. was also arrested for DUI but got off.

  97. And here I thought English majors couldn’t get jobs these days…..
    —————————-
    It was a dark and stormy night…Our competitive systems sales increase 14.9% in clusterfuck of an economy so you can all suck my dick.

    Fin.

  98. I was going to say “any politician in Los Angeles named Hernandez is probably a crook and a liar,” but then I realized you could simply strike out the “named Hernandez” part.

  99. It was a dark and stormy night…Our competitive systems sales increase 14.9% in clusterfuck of an economy so you can all suck my dick.

    So would you classify this as romance or thriller?

  100. Bodice Ripper.

  101. Tragedy, actually.

  102. It needs a pirate.

  103. AARRGGGHH!

  104. Roger H. was also arrested for DUI but got off.

    And was hit with a hostile workplace suit while he was a city councilman, and had the cops called to his home when neighbors reported a fight between him and a woman, etc. These things are always “politically motivated” and thus have nothing to do with his character.

    I know the guy.

  105. I can’t tell which is more corrupt, LA or Chicago.

  106. Got a PM from Will Saletan:

  107. There’s a chrome-ish browser called Torch that also has built in media grabbing to download video and torrents, if that’s your thing.

  108. And here I thought English majors couldn’t get jobs these days…..
    —————————-
    It was a dark and stormy night…Our competitive systems sales increase 14.9% in clusterfuck of an economy so you can all suck my dick.
    Fin.

    *golf clap*
    Well done, sir!

    (Please tell me you submitted that to the asshat who told you it needed a better “story” – it’ll make my day…..)

  109. MSNBC calling for a delay in the election!

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

  110. We are ok but without power. The welcome mat at the front door is gone. That was rude of Sandy.

  111. TUSH! Glad to see you check in, sir.

    Oh, and thanks for the welcome mat.

  112. The welcome mat at the front door is gone. That was rude of Sandy.

    Perhaps she’s using it as a maxipad. It’s her “ladies’ days.”

  113. HAHAHA! Timing.

  114. Almost nap time!!

  115. NPR poll suggests popular/electoral vote split: Romney leads by 1% nationally but trails by 4% in key states.

    Douchecrap. For example RCP still shows Florida as a… toss up state!

    Anyone believe that? Put Florida in Romney’s bag and the EC count there becomes 201 O 220 R 117 toss up.

  116. We had a little bit of Sandy in our vagina here last night. Blew the cover off my fucking grill.

  117. my fucking grill.

    Kinky love reigns supreme at Hotspur’s house.

  118. The implication is that he has a grill that’s not for that.

  119. my fucking grill

    Does it get smoking hot?

  120. MSNBC calling for a delay in the election!

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Hey, plenty of time for that revised jobs report to come out. Be careful what you wish for.

  121. According to CFO Magazine and a survey of CFOs, 67% would vote Romney, 15% would vote Obama.

  122. MSNBC calling for a delay in the election!

    Guess they shouldn’t have made so much fun of us bitter clingers in the flyover states, huh?

    Color me shocked.

  123. The possibility of Romney winning NY because NYC has depressed turnout warms my black little heart. I’m hopeful that it doesn’t happen, though, because that would de-ligitimize the win to some extent.

  124. Tushar checked in – no electricity but ok.

  125. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2012 1:03 pm
    Good day, aftermathematicians.
    ==========

    Well done, awards you an internet Nobel for a well-turned phrase.*

    *Check is in the mail.

  126. My brothers house in DC was hit by a dolphin!

    well, a little ceramic dolphin that was on a bookshelf got knocked over by my nephew, but still.

  127. Congrats Vmax!

  128. http://wnbf.com/gunman-killed-in-binghamton-police-shootout-identified/

    i’m not sure of what all transpired – but the police were wrong

  129. awards you an internet Nobel

    Yay! The legitimate kind!

  130. Muy importante updato Soy el posto.

  131. Holy crap. Rush just played that “future children” ad. I had been avoiding it, but now on hearing it… Who in holy fuck do they think will sit all the way through that drivel? Who in the livin’ lap dance would this ad persuade? Just lame.

  132. Oops … put this on the old poat: 24 hours + on the generator. No word yet on when it’s supposed to come back online.

  133. Say, in the update is that the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man or the winning design for the new Freedom Tower?

  134. Muy importante updato Soy el posto.

    Excellent!

    I saw that with the caption, ‘View from Europe of US hurricane’. Well done, Dave.

  135. Sandy stole all the leaves off of my lawn.

  136. Which – I’m actually kind of pissed about.

    I was going to compost them into my garden.

  137. Great quote from Tom Sowell over at AOS

    Confidence men know that their victim is eventually going to realize he’s been cheated. But it makes a big difference whether he realizes it immediately and goes to the police, or only after the confidence man is long gone.

    So part of the confidence racket is creating a period of uncertainty — a delaying process called “cooling out the mark.”

    We’re now seeing a cooling out” process, growing out of the Sept. 11 terrorist attack on the US consulate in Benghazi…

  138. George – those poor kids used in the ad. Gads. It’s like they’re stepford children.

  139. This weekend looks good for garden fencing and soil prep. Going to be a crapload of work, I hope it’s worth it.

  140. Were you able to suck enough gas in the darkness of night, Andy?

    {{Hugs}}

  141. Wow, a tanker moved a mile and driven upon Staten Island.

    http://buzzfeedandrew.tumblr.com/image/34639235073

  142. Who’s gonna get me something cool in the lootings? Iowa didn’t get any Sandy action, so I can’t knock off the local Best Buy.

  143. Completely pathetic. Look how the blogger claims this is “rural” Pennsylvania. Then look at the “rural house” in the photograph. Complete with giant fucking swimming pool. This is some rich liberal retard living in the country who has money to waste on a stunt like this.

    http://is.gd/Q5Igqh

  144. Dude, we have swimming pools out in the sticks.

  145. Epic update!

  146. Barack be nimble
    Barack be quick
    Barack be history
    November 6

  147. I got a pond. Well, I had a pond. Nowadays I’ve got a puddle.

  148. Wow, a tanker moved a mile and driven upon Staten Island.
    http://buzzfeedandrew.tumblr.com/image/34639235073

    Did that evil Dick Cheney sneeze?
    Clearly, he wants to hurt the environment…..

    (Speaking of which, where are all of the harpies screaming about the poor birds that are going to be killed by the poison that leaks out of this satanic vessel?)

  149. Nice doggerel, xbrad

    ——-

    Tell me that pool didn’t belong to a democrat fat cat on his rural estate. What regular farmer would go to that trouble?

  150. Listening to the SCOAMF drivel on and on and on at the Red Cross HQ about this disaster makes me need a shower.

  151. Wow, a tanker moved a mile and driven upon Staten Island.

    **SALTY LANGUAGE WARNING**

  152. So, I guess the Iranians were aiming for Texas and missed.

  153. Congratulations Vman!!! I’m so happy for you!

  154. For people (and horse) not on Facechimp, a Riley pic:

    http://breacanyon.blogspot.com/2012/10/seven-years-ago-today.html

  155. Funny and wise. How to tell if NYC is back on it’s feet? Make a reservation.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-10-30/quick-se-stil-has-6-pm-opening-tonight

  156. Heh. Pretty sly Patrick Bateman reference in there.

  157. Hard to believe Riley is 7!!!

    Such a good dog.

  158. Happy Woofday, Riley – may you get all the Pupperoni’s you so richly deserve.

  159. New poat.

  160. Who is politicizing the storm? I have my doubts about the Red Cross saying this, but I have no doubt the Crypt Keeper Andrea Mitchell believes it:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/10/30/MSNBC-Attacks-Romney-For-Hosting-Storm-Relief-Event

  161. Andrea MItchell also makes me want to shower. Eeesh.

  162. Okay then… new poat it is.


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