Luckily, it won’t happen!

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  1. I’ll never forget that stunt at the Democrat convention. Pure anti-democratic authoritarianism on display.

  2. Serious poat is serious.

  3. Oil change. My life sure is exciting.

  4. Cyn, I don’t know how I’m going to be able to wait out the next week. I’m on fricken edge.

  5. Haha, Romney is gonna ban INSTAGRAM! you know, the phone app used to weigh drugs!

    http://twitchy.com/2012/10/30/liberal-panic-obama-supporters-claim-romney-plans-to-ban-instagram/

  6. I got yer back, Carin.

    *overnights the red and the blue meth*

    Trust me.

  7. *cock-punches the poat just for GP*

  8. >> Andrea MItchell also makes me want to shower. Eeesh

    Me too.

    Let’s go.

  9. **overnights red and blue math**

    **because I’m a dick**

  10. Mmmm, nice nap!

  11. Let’s do this.

    http://is.gd/iVtcsC

    Okay, now I’m ready already.

  12. perfect

  13. Of the 2000 people in our town who lost power, about 700 of them got it back. Hopefully one of them is us.

    We got it easy though. Think of the people in NYC. No power, no cell phone, no transportation and it probably smells like hell.

    They will probably run out of food before they get power back.

  14. Andrea Mitchell so wants to be relevant. But, alas, she’s not. Just a used up, baseball mitt looking liberal who tried to punch above her weight and (face) and it didn’t work out.

  15. *emails xbrad a math trojan to fluke-up his computer*

  16. They will probably run out of food before they get power back.

    But maybe not.

    /The Lord of the Flies

  17. Yea!! I knew Cyn would be able to help me.

    /ignores xbrad

  18. I feel so bad for those new Yorkers.

    /is glad we’re on the Internet so some may think I’m totally sincere.

  19. I do have a friend in jersey, and they have been told two weeks. I do feel bad for her.

  20. Car in – My friends with homes on Long Beach Island have been told that they will not be allowed to return for 10 – 12 days.

  21. MARE! See 4:01 on the previous poat.

  22. Sean, are you calling me an American Psycho?

  23. Pupster – Let it go. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/9q6o822

  24. I’m sure there are some fine people in NYC that don’t think of my home as part of that vast, uninhabitable wasteland between there and Los Angeles, but I’ve not heard any such voices in a long time.

    On the other hand, I’m sure there are some craven, beatnik, socialist/communist hipster douchebags in ironic corduroy pants that are suffering right now.

    I’m so very, very, terribly awful sad about those guys.

  25. Occupy NY.

  26. Starbucks is closed?

    * craps on police car *

  27. If an OWSer is rescued by NYPD at some point, will any awareness dawn on them?

  28. Sorry, Mare, I meant 3:46.

    (But yes, I was.)

  29. Andrea Mitchell so wants to be relevant. But, alas, she’s not. Just a used up, baseball mitt looking liberal who tried to punch above her weight and (face) and it didn’t work out.
    —————
    MMmmmmm. Good snark.

  30. The Star Wars post at AOS is gonna be a classic. I can feel it.

  31. I was hoping it was about the precious picture of Riley.

    Whew!

  32. If an OWSer is rescued by NYPD at some point, will any awareness dawn on them?

    *giggles turn to uproarious laughter, falls out of chair*

  33. Maybe Disney will do a crossover film where Luke and Captain Kirk team up.

    Come on. You know it would be EPIC.

  34. After Star Wars VIII we can look forward to Star Wars VIII½:

    All about an aging Luke’s dissatisfaction with his female relationships.

  35. I’m so completely unenamored of all things Star Wars at this point. There’s no way they’re getting me into the theater for anything else.

  36. I hear you leon. I was a little put off by some gulf coasters telling northeasterners that a Cat 1 hurricane was pussy shit, come deal with a 4 or 5 like we do (which doesn’t happen all that often here). Sandy was a big ass storm, and it hauled in a huge storm surge, right into an area where it would do the most damage. 7+ million people without power, the flood damage is going to take months to recover from. There was a SHITLOAD of property damage all over the place because of this storm, it’ll take billions to repair.

    That is not pussy shit

  37. And hence, the issue with hurricanes (and tornadoes and earthquakes), the severity has an awful lot to do with where they hit and how many people live there.

  38. Fla is better prepared for storms because they’re more common. My relatives just plop the hurricane things up and ride it out.

  39. I’ve got three or four trees down on my property. They didn’t hit anything though.

  40. The severity also seems to have a lot to do with how much the victims can be exploited by politicians and the media.

  41. When we get crazy, it just ain’t right. . .

  42. Eh, politicians and media exploit everything. It’s what they do.

    The damage from Sandy is impressive enough, without political spin.

  43. Most of the people I grew up with have places on Long Beach Island.

  44. I wonder how Narraganset Bay fared.

    As of Sat. there were still a LOT of boats moored and tied up. No way they got them out by yesterday.

    There were still a bunch of 12 Meter yachts, and larger in the harbor.

  45. Still dark. One block in any direction there is power.

  46. Not sure how long it’s been up, but http://www.Breitbart.com fucking body slams Obama’s hurricane remarks with a photo of Amb. Stevens.

    #SCOAMF

  47. I’m keeping fingers crossed for you that it will be soon, Scott. {{hugs}}

  48. Amazing

  49. Good thinking, Scott!

  50. Haha, one of the commenters wanted to post pictures on twitter of everyone eating their pudding on election night.

    I don’t think they read the fine print.

  51. Eating… yeah, um, no, that’s not quite how it works. Heh heh.

  52. What flavor pudding should we get?

  53. Butterscotch?

  54. That’s what I was thinking. It’s my fav.

  55. Chocolate.

  56. Scott, if they’re a block away, it’s close.

    I’m almost disappointed you won’t get to employ the Banglar Back Porch Shower™, except of course, it’d be nice to have the power back on.

    I have compared chocolate to butterscotch, and I have to say, there’s something to be said for the creamy texture of butterscotch.

    Avoid the swirlies. They disappoint.

  57. I thought I remembered that, Hawtspur.

  58. Got power back at about 4:45. So everything’s pretty much back to normal here.

  59. I’m not dipping anything in pudding.

    Just saying.

  60. Andy – Happy for you. Now, take a warm meal down to Scott & Laura!

  61. Did anybody explain to the cops that they were pretty sure anybody else was a looter today?

  62. I can see flashing yellow lights!

  63. We made homemade calzones on the grill tonight. Good meals not an issue.

  64. What’s a calzone?

    I probably can’t eat it.

  65. I can see flashing yellow lights!

    When was the last time you urinated?

  66. Friday the 13th marathon at casa de Jimbro. Laughing more than quaking with fear

  67. I heard someone on tv say that in CT it takes forever to get the power restored. It was said in good faith, kind of jokingly, but the comment also seems to be very accurate.

  68. Connecticut is inside a forest.

  69. A red-tape forest?

  70. IF i, WERE KING, OF THE FORRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

  71. Heh. A few minutes ago…

    “Is Climate Change responsible for Sandy’s wrath? A serious discussion…”

    “Hardball is brought to you by Exxon-Mobil.”

  72. SeanM – You can’t fix stupid, but those who feed it should be severely punished.

  73. Jimbro – did you see a lot of Windy and Wet Sandy action up your way?

  74. We only had wind overnight with light rain. This afternoon the skies opened up and it poured buckets. I feel lucky compared with my southern neighbors.

  75. A calzone is pizza with a lid

  76. Citizens,

    I can’t even begin to explain to you what a total cluster work has been the last 48 hrs. We’ve got planes scattered EVERYWHERE!

    Glad I have tomorrow off! Hopefully we can start getting stuff moved by then.

    Of course, then the storm will be covering Maine and Newfoundland, which is where our fuel stops are coming back form Europe.

  77. Three words:

    He can’t.
    ———————
    Heh.

  78. My mom went to FLA and managed to sell her condo. Was supposed to fly into Logan Monday AM. She’s cooling her heels down in Florida still.

  79. In an odd way, the storm has favored Romney from a campaign standpoint.

    For about 24 hrs we couldn’t move any of POTUS’s support equipment because we couldn’t get into Andrews. We were even having problems getting into PA, so he couldn’t campaign there.

    Romney has no such limitations because his campaign doesn’t have to rely on USAF airlift for comm/security support (he doesn’t require it).

  80. If you believe that Obama is putting ads up in MI, MN, and PA because he’s ahead in OH, you’ve recently taken a very creepy picture of yourself after writing something stupid on your hands.

  81. In an odd way, the storm has favored Romney from a campaign standpoint.

  82. >> Jimbro – did you see a lot of Windy and Wet Sandy action up your way?

    Ow.

    Yeah, phat has been repositioning assets in front of the storm, and that means gettin aircraft the hell away from the thing cause you can’t hangar them all.

    Thanks phat, for keeping America safe. And our planes. The tip of the spear and death from above to enemies and boogers everywhere.

    SAAAAALUTE!

  83. MSNBC is (shocka!) demagoguing the hell out of the storm tonight.

  84. One of things that amazes me is that death toll is still <50.

    While every loss is a tragedy, that is still freaking amazing and speaks to the strength of Americans and American infrastructure.

    I only hope topless jogging horsehead guy made it out OK! Definitely the best shot of the wx coverage:

  85. How do you demagogue a storm? I mean, a storm that affects NJ, not NO.

  86. How do you demagogue a storm? You beg for the election to be postponed.

  87. They’d be better off figuring out how to hold the election on Oct 2, 2012.

    Debates? Where we’re going we don’t need debates.

  88. Dave,

    I think someone one AoS mentioned it.

    Just put a generator in each polling place that is still out of power. Problem solved.

  89. How do you demagogue a storm? I mean, a storm that affects NJ, not NO.

    If you’re Ed Schultz, you make a big stank about how the cops, firefighters, and nurses who helped people last night were mostly union members, and therefore the GOP wants to take away whatever pittance they make and give it to the top 2%. You also lie about how ZOMG MITT RMONEY WANTS TO PRIVATIZE FEMA!!!! Finally, you put a moratorium on calling Chris Christie fat for at least one night because he said something complimentary about how Obama was helping out New Jersey.

  90. >> I think someone one AoS mentioned it.

    Well what motherfucking idiot suggested THAT stupid idea?

  91. Who says remakes are never any good?

  92. Back in the desert. Surprisingly mild temps here. Maybe even lower than the coast.

  93. I’ve been made blue
    I’ve been lied to. . .

  94. I just passed down one of the greatest secrets a mother can share with her sons:

    When running low on chocolate syrup for chocolate milk, pour the milk into the bottle, shake, and drink.

    *wipes away a proud tear*

  95. See, now I know why I hate my mother. She never shared that with me…

  96. Power is finally back. I was cutoff from news since yesterday evening? What did I miss?

  97. Yay Tushy!!!! *tackle hugs*

  98. Tushar, you are supposed to call the county health department in CT.

    Something may have happened, related to Jaeger.

    I don’t have all the details.

  99. There was a storm and flooding in NY and NJ, Tushar.

  100. Awww, maybe she accidentally shared that with your sisters, Xbrad. Sorry.

  101. How did your boys hold up thru this, Tushar? I’ll bet you could use a Jagger right about now.

  102. Dave, was there a recall on the Jaeger? I don’t recall how much I drank.

    Kids enjoyed the hurricane a great deal, Cyn. It was all fun and games for them. They were pissed that I did not allow them to roam outside.

  103. That was terribly mean of you not to let them play. Ropes would have secured them just fine. Probably.

  104. *checks list*

    We haven’t heard today from Agile Dog and Wiserbud. Crap, I hope i’m not forgetting anyone up there.

    😦

  105. wiser’s good.. don’t know about agile, but he’s way up where it was safer

  106. Cyn is a good mom.

    I bought work clothes. Business casual is pricy.

  107. Thanks, Dave. Puts my mind at ease.

    *makes Vmax a chocolate milk, makes some cookies for his lunch, presses his pants and touches up his collars for work tomorrow*

  108. Happy Devil’s Night, everyone.

  109. When I wore a class A uniform every day, I always had the cleaners use double starch on the collar and cuffs if my white shirt.

  110. I’ve spoken to all of our goobers in the past 24 hours.. still some power outages, but they’re safe.

    Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!

  111. Tiger chick is hot and knows men.

  112. When I wore a Class B uniform everyday, I used about half a can of starch on each shirt. And changed shirts at lunch most days.

  113. Vman, when do you start?

  114. I have never worn anything starched.

  115. I’ve never starched anything other than craft items.

  116. The old cotton Navy whites were a pain. Triple starch and still, an hour later, the trousers looked like you slept in them.

  117. Well, Lemme tell ya, Cyn, when you wear that French maid’s outfit, you better damn well starch the apron.

  118. Well, crap; there’s goes my costume this year.

  119. hey when does the flippin time fall back?

  120. 8am tomorrow X.
    My head is spinning

  121. I think two weekends from now, Sohos. We don’t have to do that here, but it’s a pain remembering everyone else’s time.

  122. Guess you’ll just have to go trick or treating nekkid.

  123. I’m tickled for you and you’ll do just fine, Vmax.

    *pulls the good bread out of the freezer for making lunch sammiches*

  124. You really don’t want me to get any candy this year do you, Xbrad. Fine. FINE.

  125. Good luck, have fun, and most importantly, don’t slap any office gals on the ass and say “heya, toots!”

  126. Lunch, laundry, cookies, and sammy?

    *thud*

  127. There’s a joke somewhere about hard candy and all day suckers, but I’m out of October funneh.

  128. Congratulations, Vmax!

    Sohos, the time change is this Sunday, Nov. 4.

  129. Now and Laters.

  130. Good and Plenty

  131. Worst candy eveh:

    Good but Later

  132. Worst candy eveh:

    Sharties

  133. Worst candy eveh:

    Feces’s Cups

  134. Worst Candy Ever:

    LEAVE ME ALONE! I’m trying to sleep dammits

  135. Pixy Shits

  136. *slips a few Candy Cornholios under the Chief’s pillow*

  137. Mounds

  138. S & M’s

  139. Bubble Scum

  140. Big League Spew

  141. Candy Thorn

  142. *makes Vmax a chocolate milk, makes some cookies for his lunch, presses his pants and touches up his collars for work tomorrow*

    *realizes why God gave me daughters*

    You’re a good mom, Cyn 🙂

    Glad to hear all of our NE folks are OK.
    DD#1 just got a lot of water; she’s counting her blessings that her area didn’t get hit harder.

    The TiFWs are calling it a night –
    Sweet dreams, all ♥♥♥

  143. Mike and Ike*

    *NTTAWWT

  144. Gummy Skunks

  145. Pop Cocks

  146. Jolly Raunchers

  147. Twitsie Roll

  148. Sniggers

  149. Crackhead Jacks

  150. Sour Snatch Kids

  151. Blowjob Pops

  152. Kool AIDS (close enough to candy)

  153. Lemon Party Drops

  154. Folly Ranchers

  155. Jizzlers

  156. Chinkies

  157. Kit Skat

  158. Caramello Electra Bars

  159. Baby Ruth Ginsberg

  160. HAHA! Good just as it is:

  161. Daddyfingers

  162. Milk-he Way

  163. Everlasting Twatstoppers

  164. Moldy Way Bars

  165. Fuck Salt! Water Taffy

  166. Fun Teabag Dip

  167. Junior Seau Mints

  168. HA! Well done, Roamy!

  169. Scarbursts

  170. Hershey Squirts

  171. Hershey’s Hisses

  172. Milk Puds

  173. $100,000 in back child support Bar

  174. JewJewBes

  175. Wife Shavers

  176. Giant Atomic Assballs

  177. Men-toes

  178. Unemployment Paydays

  179. Candy corn Brussels Sprouts

  180. cock ring pops

  181. Wife Shavers

    Those actually go down pretty smooth

  182. G’night and sweet dreams.

  183. night, cyn.

    Gekko Wafers

  184. by the way, I am going to punch the next person who says that Sandy is going be great for the economy right in the face.

    fucking ignorant assholes. I guess all that economic activity that was already happening on the Jersey Shore is not as important as putting those poor construction workers to work rebuilding it.

  185. It’s almost as if they’ve never heard of the Broken Windows Fallacy.

    I saw Broken Windows Fallacy open for Metallica in ’94.

  186. Congrats Vman! Best of luck.
    *sohos on her own update* I now how a TV w/Cable in my room I actually watched FOX news this morning as I got ready….baby steps

  187. It’s almost as if they’ve never heard of the Broken Windows Fallacy.

    almost.

    Or…. they are fucking idiots who don’t understand the concept.

    Or…. they don’t care and just want to act like this is good news for Obama.

  188. have =how

  189. The amount of douche and complete pussy in this article is stunning.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/30/opinion/brooks-the-upside-of-opportunism.html?_r=1&

  190. And I don’t mean douche and pussy in the good way.

    Fucking idiot.

  191. I also just have to say 1977 was a TERRIBLE year for music. 78 gets better but damn,,,,

  192. Happy Helloweenie Fairy Rosette

    http://tinyurl.com/8rmwb45

  193. I canNOT WAIT to watch MSNBC on election night.

    There isn’t enough lube in the world to allow me to properly enjoy that crying game.

  194. *tackles sohito with extreme prejudice*

    http://tinyurl.com/8eulxs8

  195. I canNOT WAIT to watch MSNBC on election night.

    At this point, I’m working to 9:30pm. I am seriously thinking of switching my hours around to be home to watch them.

    Trust me, the DVR will be running. I wouldn’t miss watching their histrionics that night for the world…

  196. OK, both of those photos creeped me out!

  197. Here’s a picture of sohos and Obama at the White House.

    http://tinyurl.com/9jgjp9c

    Gross.

  198. you sober up yet, big guy?

  199. Obama is stylin’ that shirt!

  200. Rosie and H for Halloween trick or treating….so cute!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/9n4bjay

  201. just saw images of the flooded NYC tunnels.

    Unbelievable. they look like images from a disaster movie.

  202. Obama and Rosie heading to the voting booth

    http://tinyurl.com/8byyey9

  203. Sohos – That last one was RAAAAAACIST! just sayin

  204. If Chris Matthews really cares about the poor and downtrodden, he will suck down some cyanide tablets on election night.

    Otherwise he’s just another rich white privileged pretender.

    Actually the cyanide tablets aren’t good enough for him to demonstrate his love for the inner-city poor.

    He needs to quit his job and volunteer full-time in Kenya.

    I don’t even know what that means but it sounds pretty good.

    I can’t wait to watch that fat fucker cry because suddenly he lives in a racist country.

  205. you sober up yet, big guy?

    My giant head hurt for a full week.

    I hate Jay in Ames. HATE!!!

  206. My giant head hurt for a full week.

    One of my most favorite memories I will take to my grave is your face, just before you squeezed your melon into that helmet….

  207. Rosie and H for Halloween trick or treating….so cute!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/9n4bjay

    Listen jackass, that picture was too big. Let’s not get crazy here. I only have so many clean Wonder Woman Underoos.

  208. not sure if this means anything, but idiot lib music teacher did not bring up politics even once tonight, except to show me this game:

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2012/10/electoral_maps_quiz_take_slate_s_presidential_election_challenge.html

    Hmmmm…….

  209. One of my most favorite memories I will take to my grave is your face, just before you squeezed your melon into that helmet….

    My God I hate you.

    Not only was my kart slow I had the smallest helmet ever. I know you fucking planned that before hand, Richard.

    Cock.

  210. I Won!!!!! I Won!!!! *dances around in my Wonder Woman Underoos*

  211. btw, I scored 315

  212. Not only was my kart slow…

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    perhaps you shouldn’t have tried to race with those cinder blocks in your pockets.

  213. btw, I scored 315

    Cocks in the ass? When did you play that game? At the wedding reception?

  214. Tushar drank more Jaeger than you, pussy boy.

  215. idiot lib music teacher did show me one map that was 75% red and said “I bet you think this is beautiful.” I said “look up Reagan’s re-election map. THAT was a thing of beauty.”

  216. Just be glad you didn’t get the puke scented helmet, like someone else did later in the day.

  217. Cocks in the ass? When did you play that game? At the wedding reception?

    wow. really? I guess Michael isn’t the least funny commenter here anymore……

  218. You’re lucky the scores weren’t weight and IQ adjusted. I would have had best time ever after geoff’s nanosecond.

  219. You’re lucky the scores weren’t weight and IQ adjusted.

    Well, Russ’s scores did get better after the 3rd lap…

    Or, at least, they would have, had he not had to stop and clean himself up.

    and if we were given IQ handicaps, there’s no way in hell Hotspur would have beaten me….

    wait….

  220. Tushar drank more Jaeger than you, pussy boy.

    That seems odd to me to this day but I think you may be correct about Saturday night. There was a point in the parking lot when Tushar just came over and stared at me and it scared the crap out of me.

    Indian + Jager + hilarious + Jager = Scary as fuck

  221. You’re lucky the scores weren’t weight and IQ adjusted.

    heh heh heh.

    I’m just pissed that I didn’t get the people there to force you all to wear the fire suits. That would have been awesome.

  222. Haha, the staring game was a fun one, wasn’t it?

    Plus, he talked to the cops. Amazing.

  223. Rosie, what was your time?

    http://tinyurl.com/cnb2e55

  224. Plus, he talked to the cops. Amazing.

    Did you see how quickly they got back in their cars?

    They know. You don’t fuck with the brown guy…

  225. Just be glad you didn’t get the puke scented helmet, like someone else did later in the day.

    Hahaha. I suspect they have the “barf helmet” that they give to the person they think is most likely to barf.

  226. Rosie, what was your time?

    http://tinyurl.com/cnb2e55

    Why did you link that picture of Jay?

    I’m in the back of that picture to the left. Stupid.

  227. I had the smallest helmet ever.

    You do know that was the biggest helmet in the place, right?

  228. I’m in the back of that picture to the left. Stupid.

    You’re the mountain?

  229. Like everyone doesn’t know that Rosetta has a BIG HEAD….

  230. Kind of terrifying thinking how many of us were following Ralph Russ. If he hadn’t endured it for as long as he did, there might have been some road hazards.

  231. Like everyone doesn’t know that Rosetta has a BIG HEAD….

    sweetie, watching him lower himself into the kart was priceless…..

    Even with the helmet on, I could hear the {{{{{{{groooooooooan}}}}}}} of the kart’s suspension…

  232. Kind of terrifying thinking how many of us were following Ralph Russ.

    I was right on his bumper for 3 laps and then… he was gone.

    I thought I was just that good.

  233. Sohos finds this relevant to her interests.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t28COxEp2k

  234. ummmm that wasnt the link hahahahahaha brb

  235. sweetie, watching him lower himself into the kart was priceless…..

    Even with the helmet on, I could hear the {{{{{{{groooooooooan}}}}}}} of the kart’s suspension…

    Again…I suspect that you caused that to happen because you’re a giant douche.

    I shoe-horned myself into my kart and the kid working the track came over and told me that I could move my seat back and the pedals forward right after I removed 6 of my ribs.

    LIKE A GLOVE!!

    http://tinyurl.com/96t6tl9

  236. Sohos finds this relevant to her interests.

    The banjolele at the beginning always reminds me of the background in this song.

  237. JEEZ!!!!! I dont know how the fuck that genisis song was Rosetta’s interest???? This is actually is:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74mx2OWM6mE

  238. linky no workie geoff

  239. Rosie shows us a dickfer
    http://tinyurl.com/9coq33w

    MOM!! SOHOS CALLED PHIL COLLINS A DICKFER!!

    http://tinyurl.com/9fr7rh7

  240. geoff: great at charts, horrible at linkage…

  241. I am out. See you idiots later

  242. MOM!! SOHOS SMOKED ALL MY CRACK!!

  243. 405 electoral votes. I’m fucking Goldwater and McGovern’s next wet dreams.

  244. hahahahaha I will FOREVER laugh at THAT (not sure why it is funny) BUT IT IS!!!!!!!

  245. All right, all right. Link is fixed. You’re so good, I’m so bad. Your links are great, my links are teh suck.

  246. I spilled beer in my bed so I am going to smell god awful in the morning *good thing about sleeping alone*

  247. If you drink a beer first thing in the morning, the smell will go away.

  248. Yes, Geoff it is ok. You can be the genius and I will pick on you a bit

  249. Geoff doesn’t often Google pornographic images but when he does, he likes this:

    http://tinyurl.com/8f863ne

    (safe for work like you have a job)

  250. I like beer LATE at night….especially when I know I have to work the next day…Oh wait! No that is when I hate that I LOVE BEER

  251. *swoon*

  252. You’re so good, I’m so bad. Your links are great, my links are teh suck.

    I chart your milkshake.

    http://tinyurl.com/92fcpnn

  253. (safe for work like you have a job)

    You really are a dick, you know that?

  254. *sniff sniff*

    http://tinyurl.com/8gmf7mj

    I think I smell that.

  255. http://tinyurl.com/92fcpnn

    Hahahahahahahaha.

  256. SFW, if you work in a gay bathhouse

  257. SFW, if you work as a zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHOHxD9CA0s

  258. You know what would be funny? If someone got the newest, most expensive phone that you could buy and made a video saying:

    “ROMNEY PHONE!! I GOT ROMNEY PHONE!! ROMNEY PHONE!! I CALL CAYMAN ISLANDS FOR FREE ON MY ROMNEY PHONE!!”

  259. okay, this has been a decent distraction from the real world, but, sadly, I have to be back there tomorrow morning.

    ‘night, my beloved goobers.

  260. SFW, if you work in a gay bathhouse

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYC8wSZrFPw

    Here is a re-enactment of wiserbud at his senior prom. The role of wiserbud is played by the chicks.

    http://tinyurl.com/997qocm

  261. seriously twice now spilled beer in my bed on me…ugh

  262. Maybe we need to do a live drunk blog on election night. I think it’s going to be a super fun night.

    Someone besides me be in charge of that.

    Thank you in advance nice person.

  263. Sohos, are you sure you’re in your bed and not on the top of a bar?

  264. Deal and with that I too am off to bed since I work for the man and the man has me doing a fucking SAP migration from HELL all day every day…..goodnight goofballs

  265. I am drankin’ in bed sure sign of a problem

  266. The problem is I dont want to go to work. I want to go on a 3 day bender and cant (for numerous reasons) I need a vacation. My job is SUPER high stress.

  267. Here is a re-enactment of wiserbud at his senior prom. The role of wiserbud is played by the chicks.
    http://tinyurl.com/997qocm

    I don’t know why but that shit never fails to crack me up.

    Could be I have a puerile mind.

  268. It’s early morning
    The derp comes out
    Last night was shaking
    And pretty loud
    My cat is purring
    And scratches my skin
    So what is wrong
    With another sin?

  269. The derp that can be explained is not the true derp.

  270. The old cotton Navy whites were a pain. Triple starch and still, an hour later, the trousers looked like you slept in them.
    ———————————–
    This is exactly what my dad would say, except, “Your mother would triple starch them, and an hour later the trousers looked like you slept in them.”

  271. I saw Barf Helmet in 2001. They opened for Tool.

  272. MJ is up early

  273. Good luck at work, Vmax. I’m really happy you found a job.

    Try not pinch any butts.

  274. Good luck today Vman!

  275. Dangit. Missed Worst Candy Ever.

    That stuff cracks me up.


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