Yay! It’s your first time!!!

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  1. Far cuter than that Crowder guy and actually more effective.

  2. Is this new? It smells new.

  3. I think it’s used. Clintbird just hung one of those new poat-smell air fresheners from the rear view mirror.

  4. Take note, Pendejo.

    http://imgur.com/sYlGa

  5. Simpler times.

  6. I think wiserbud was looking for this. I’m a giver.

    http://is.gd/Dd87ZA

  7. Should I be concerned that I have no fucking idea who Lena Dunham is?

  8. Guessing you haven’t seen that Obama ad with the flabby hipster chick? It’s not even really offensive or nauseating, just lame. A clear signal that Hussein is desperate to shore up his base among the hipster douchebag set. That’s how bad it is for Obama.

  9. Not knowing who Lena Dunham is shows your good sense and good taste, PG. She’s done very little other than a show where she plays a character who’s repeatedly sexually degraded – and not in the good sense of sexually degraded, she ends up giving entirely too much of herself emotionally and physically to boys who have a hate-on for girls.

    In other words, she represents what most hipster girls aspire to.

  10. she plays a character who’s repeatedly sexually degraded

    So it’s a biography of Eva Longoria?

  11. Pupstah!

  12. At least Eva Longoria looks good while she’s doing it. Can’t say that for Lena Dunham.

  13. Moarnin’, Pupster

    http://tinyurl.com/8fcwme6

  14. Oh I wanna hold that little puppy and smell its puppy breath

  15. I know this is Sean’s schtick, but I can’t resist:

    Did anyone’s liberal newspaper endorse Romney today?

  16. Wakey wZkey

  17. Ha ha jay. I saw that.

  18. My liberal paper has opposed the union power grab proposition on the ballot.

  19. Whoa, a wakey wakey at the crack of noon. This is a first.

  20. I’m probably the biggest douche on this blog and I had no idea who Lena Durham was. For a long time I thought they just used a generic, slovenly representation of twenty something women.

  21. I have no idea who she is

  22. Yes, you are.

  23. Anyone want to come over for lunch?

    http://is.gd/oOkE2c

  24. Just be glad you didn’t watch any of the show “Girls”. I watched a couple.

    *shudder

  25. Ah yes, the old Train Wreck pie. We used to make those with the leftover toppings on the make line. Delicious, if you like veggies. If you don’t, you probably wouldn’t care for it.

    Even better if someone just made something with jalepenos or banana peppers.

  26. I made chili yesterday and I have a roast w. potatoes & carrots going now.

  27. I didn’t know who she was either.

    And the late wakey wakey is due to the fact that I had to be in bay city by 10 this morning for an all day soccer tournament. It’s freakjn freezing too.

  28. Bay City has a fantastic city hall. But I still haven’t forgiven them for inflicting Madonna on us.

  29. Good morning, penitents.

  30. mmm, roast with potatos and carrots. Can I come over for dinner?

  31. bye weeks suck.

  32. MJ, do you have your Forward! picture with the plane handy? It needs to be posted at the AOS facedouche group.

  33. Hmmm.. I have a great idea for a new product, breath mints that smell like puppy breath so chicks want to hold you.

  34. What the fuck, people? Isn’t anybody paying attention?

  35. Here. Have some cake.

  36. It’s not Saturday Night.

  37. If I haven’t been to sleep yet is it still Saturday night?

  38. You know what, dave…

    http://tinyurl.com/8e8tq4k

  39. “bye weeks suck.”

    Not if the KC Chiefs are your home team.

  40. Sohos, yes.

    also tacklehugs you

  41. IS your home team. Damn it. *Shakes fist at English grammar rules.*

  42. Since I didn’t have to work yesterday, Mrs. Pendejo and I slept in, took care of some way overdue business IYKWIMAITYD, and then went down to the local choke and puke for a very late breakfast. There were two early twentyish, very ugly, white women working as waitresses. One of them had on a hoodie style sweat top that said “Taylor Gang or Die” in big block letters across the front. Not knowing shit about what’s currently happining in pop culture, I just googled the phrase and found to my surprise that Taylor Gang or Die is a “crew” founded by some rapper dude from Pittsburg, and according to urban dictionary, the three supporting planks in their platform are 1) get high by smoking marajuana, 2) get drunk on alchohol, and 3) get money. One of those things doesn’t fit with the other two unless there’s some serious redistribution going on. Which is a pretty strong argument against redistribution in my opinion. The More You Learn………

  43. Funny vid, CB.

  44. You had it right the first time clint, “Chiefs” made it plural.

    Now if you had just said “KC”, then “is” would have been correct.

    You suck at fixing your correct grammar.

  45. …the three supporting planks in their platform are 1) get high by smoking marajuana, 2) get drunk on alchohol, and 3) get money. One of those things doesn’t fit with the other two unless there’s some serious redistribution going on.

    Notice that they don’t say “make” or “earn.”

  46. Dolomite went to Kansas City

    Kicked ass until both shoes got shitty.

    I don’t remember the rest of the poem.

  47. I did notice that Sean. I did. It’s almost as if they expect they check to be in the box. Or else.

  48. Not a fan of tattoos generally but these stand out.

    http://xaxor.com/bizarre/9140-scientific-tattoos.html

  49. Yeah, they back up their “thug life” with firearms. Yet they continually try to make it harder to own one. So they get them illegally, perpetuating the issue.

    What color is the sky in their world?

  50. “…something, something, something titty.”

    This stuff practically writes itself.

  51. Not a fan of tattoos generally but these stand out.

    Friend of mine has the 9 major phyla animalia on his calf. Doesn’t look too bad, either.

  52. Good morning, cool kids.

    Happy Birthday Geoff!

  53. Heya Cynnamon!

    IT’S GEOFF’S BDAY?

    *puts a bucket on my head and runs around banging pots together*

  54. Happy Birthday, Geoff!

  55. They have Cinnabon at Burger King now. I might have to try one.

  56. Happy birfday, big G

  57. Sunday afternoon at Rosetta’s place.

  58. Happy Birthday, Jeff!

  59. Hey, Geoff, I made you a graph for your birfday, but a bunch of other people posted it and didn’t give me credit.

  60. I just saw the city hall. Pretty cool. It’s a cute town but everything is closed today.

  61. Hey, Geoff, I made you a graph for your birfday!

  62. She meant “graf” cause I think she might be a Nazi

  63. Geoff, I got you a present

  64. Steffi Graf.

  65. Gawd. I have to go back outside now. Crap,

  66. Carin?
    Human Popsicle?

  67. rowr

  68. Got extra booze and the chainsaw fired up

    NOW we are ready.

  69. Yes, you are.
    ———————
    Meh, at least I didn’t eat a dog.

  70. Lindsay Schweitzer ‏@MissouriMomma
    Someone I love is serving under the command of a man who let his people die and you want me to worry about free birth control? #Benghazi

    Nailed it.

  71. Happy Birthday, Geoff!

  72. Happy Birthday, Geoff. I found this graph online that you might like.

    http://is.gd/g8sA2l

  73. We also have a 20 year supply of wood for the smoker, cherry, apple and maple.

    Going to try cherry wood smoked pizza later

  74. I still miss the smoked clams.

  75. Happy Birthday Geoff!

    You are to graphs what Pamela Anderson is to Playboy.

  76. “They have Cinnabon at Burger King now. I might have to try one.”

    Dear, sweet, foolish, naive, foolish, sweet, fool, Jay…..this is how it starts.

    This will be you in two weeks:

    http://tinyurl.com/9w74bht

  77. Workout done, laundry started, patio furniture stowed, shower taken and lunch consumed. Riding the storm out. . .

  78. I could go for a Cinnabon cheeseburger right about now

  79. Jay? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  80. Addiction? Sounds bad. But it can’t be as bad as being this.

  81. I’m hoping to look like that after my surgery!

  82. Didn`t you date her, George?

  83. That was one hell of a callback, Puppeh.

    http://tinyurl.com/8uyvxu9

  84. Didn`t you date her, George?

    Hey, Kathy Griffin is kinda hot.

  85. David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog
    Attention NYers: if stranded and forced to live on your own urine, remember – 16 oz or less rules still apply. – Mayor’s Office Advisory

    I lol’d.

  86. Happy Birthday Geoff! I always think it is funny when hostages let each other know when we get laid hahahaha

  87. My almond bread is in the oven, and my pulled pork is very nearly ready. Breakfast is going to be awesome.

  88. wonder how much cherry wood my pickup would hold?

  89. >> I always think it is funny when hostages let each other know when we get laid hahahaha

    Then you get to sing the birthday song.

    Happy birthday to ME! Hapty birfday to ME!

  90. I always think it is funny when hostages let each other know when we get laid hahahaha

    or, in xbrad’s case, every time he doesn’t.

  91. Hey, Kathy Griffin is kinda hot.

    Sure, if you’re Steve Wozniak.

  92. Whew! I was just about to make a comment on how serious the storm must be since wiser wasn’t here to give us his Mr. Blackwell-esque take on what the Steelers are wearing today…

  93. what the Steelers are wearing today…

    heh. they look like bumblebees….

  94. wonder what Hall said to to the ref…

  95. heh. they look like bumblebees….

    Well, that hardly rates a “meow.”

  96. John Belushi

  97. Facebook butthurt over Des Moines Register endorsement of Romney update: The DMR is trolling for hits. They don’t believe it, it’s just a publicity stunt.

  98. Steelers look stupid

  99. Well, that hardly rates a “meow.”

    The Steelers committed a fatal fashion faux-pas today. Of course, they would have gone from a mere misdemeanor to a NFLony if they had also worn those hideous Pepto-Bismal colored shoes.

  100. Oh, J’Ames, it gets better.

  101. Now, THAT’S more like it!

  102. Haha, so Bain Capital owns the DMR. Nice one!

  103. da bears.

  104. The Steelers throwback uniforms should have been thrown out instead.

  105. Eagles suck. Time for Reid and Vick to go.

  106. The socks were the turd on the top of the pile.

  107. Cherry wood smoked pizza!

  108. Romo should change his name to Ocho Obama-at-a-debate.

  109. Eagles suck.

    *snicker

    Giants get first blood.

    Where’s dave?

  110. heh heh heh… nice pass, Tony.

  111. Only 2 late games.
    Odd.

  112. suh-WHEEEEEEEET!!!!

    Has Tony been checked for color-blindness?

  113. Oooh, the Dave’s are playing the Wiserbuds.

  114. I’m here. Fuck you very much.

  115. I’m here. Fuck you very much.

    I drink your vodka.

  116. Seriously, can Tony not tell the difference between white and blue?

  117. I’ve finished my Halloween costume.

  118. Tony’s hat used to have a big star on the front.

    It’s been replaced with a big D.

    HAHAHAHA

  119. I would suggest that Tony just throw in the towel at this point, but it would probably just be caught by the Giants.

  120. >> I drink your vodka.

    Oddly, this makes me happy. It was fun wandering around Sunday morning with you, with that bottle of Stoli. Now you’re drinkin Texas Vodka

  121. also I apologize about the guest towels.

    They were comfy. Please tell the missus that was likely your neighbor.

    Also, godDAMN them dogs clipped me. I’m still gettin over that.

  122. >> Seriously, can Tony not tell the difference between white and blue?

    That’s raaaaaaa-cissstttt!

  123. That’s one way to keep Romo from throwing interceptions.

  124. sonofa..

    and it was gonna be a nice, relaxing Sunday too.

    @&#%#$

  125. Businesses applying sticky tapes to their glass windows in a cross pattern. What exact purpose does that serve?

  126. Tushar, it’s a kindness to people who may be close when the windows blow out, contains the flying shards of glass.

  127. dang Tony

  128. I think it adds some strength too.

  129. Dave, this article say nuh huh.
    http://www.weatherimagery.com/blog/tape-windows-hurricane/

  130. Crazy neighbor next door bugged Scott yesterday about this dead wild cherry tree that was leaning and threatening to fall in her yard. He gave her the brushoff.

    Today he reads about how cherry wood is a delicious wood for smoking many meats and-

    *sounds of a chainsaw

  131. for tony romo:

    http://www.lasikdallas.net/

  132. Btw, anyone blamed Hurricane Sandy on Global Warming, oil companies, Bain Capital, Bush and Romney yet?

  133. Tushar, there’s plenty of homes with old glass in them around here. Continuous plastic sticky film applied with a squeegee over the whole surface is better than tape, and plastic packaging tape applied very close together or overlapping is better than masking tape, which is nearly worthless because the adhesive is extremely weak, and it is made of paper that just rips apart instantly.

  134. Tushar, that article presumes to understand the age of taped windows.. which is impossible to know.

    Also stop bogarting the Jaeger.. ok wait, you can have it.

    I hear a chainsaw..

  135. Some idiots declared today Halloween and are working our neighborhood for candy.

    ITS NOT HALLOWEEN, COME BACK WHEN ITS RAINING!

  136. Also, godDAMN them dogs clipped me. I’m still gettin over that.

    sorry ’bout that. They can be rather rambunctious at times….

  137. There’s also a huge diff between small pieces of skin nipping glass fragments versus giant blades of jugular severing death shards.

    Sheesh. It’s not like people didn’t learn this for ever since hurricanes met glass.

  138. ITS NOT HALLOWEEN, COME BACK WHEN ITS RAINING!

    There is some kid in CT that God must really hate who just got old enough to go trick-or-treating last year…

  139. >> sorry ’bout that. They can be rather rambunctious at times….

    It’s ok, shoulda curled up, didn’t see it coming. I’m slow now. No big.

    I’m used to old slow dogs now, like me.

  140. Also, godDAMN them dogs clipped me.

    The black dog is running around right now, wearing a Manning shirt…

  141. I’m like Romo in the pocket. I just stand there and take the hit.

  142. This group was on our lawn yelling at us for a good long time.

  143. I’m like Romo in the pocket. I just stand there and take the hit.

    Yeah… Remember when you tried to flip me a cigarette and scott caught it?

  144. I remember catching the pack back when you sent it my way. Unlike Dez Bryant.

  145. This group was on our lawn yelling at us for a good long time.

    Were they wearing costumes?

  146. Cameraman almost caught that one…..

  147. That faux Madden tweet was hilarious, Dave.

  148. Dez Bryant is one of Jones’s pets and he’s a head case of epic proportions.

    Jerry Jones is such a football genius.

  149. Also, another Giants defensive score, and I’m right back in my FF game. Amazingly.

  150. Okay, here we go….momentum swinging in our favor……

    http://tinyurl.com/y996plf

  151. Well, the kicker is good….today.

  152. The idiots had costumes.
    I should have told them that they were ruining our Thanksgiving.

  153. Yes, they were wearing costumes! They were dressed up as Puerto Ricans from Hartford. They even came in a big van, to complete the scary illusion.

    I heard the banging on the door and yelling. Went downstairs and these kids are standing in the bushes in front of the picture window, looking into the house.

    Went to the side door and they rushed me, all screaming about candy or Halloween. Couple of them were, no shit, abuelitas that weren’t even speaking English.

    I yelled at them. I’m like, “It’s not Halloween! We don’t even have any candy yet!” and they’re fucking screaming at me in half-Spanish about how it’s close enough, or some shit.

    Whatever. My dog was having no part of it, because he’s an even bigger asshole than I am, and they ran away.

  154. Rumor has it that MI has no candy corn left this year because of the drought. All supposedly bought by farmers who can’t buy feed.

  155. Good bubba. Good yankee dog.

    Sheesh

  156. They are talking power outages of up to a week here? WTF people?!

  157. I am thinking it could be closer to 2 weeks for those that lose it. Hell we lost it twice for a week last year and they were pretty localized events. This thing is ginormous.

  158. Blue districts will have power restored ASAP. Red districts will never have power restored.

  159. and they’re fucking screaming at me in half-Spanish about how it’s close enough, or some shit.

    holy SHIT!

    Sounds like something the local police should be made aware of….

  160. Governor of CT has already taken the critically important step of extending the time for people to register to vote for two more days.

  161. Scott, if a football comes flying through your front winder, Romo through it.

    Our bad.. our bad.

  162. There is no candy corn shortage. Or circus peanuts.

    Whatever they don’t sell the year before is repackaged. I can’t figure it out, but there is more and more every year. It can’t be multiplying, can it?

  163. I was holding a bag of candy corns when some kid knocked on the door trick or treating so I grabbed a handful and dropped them in his bag…he ran away screaming and crying. WTF?


  164. Sounds like something the local police should be made aware of….

    Are you sure they weren’t gypsies?

  165. Just had a B-25 fly low overhead. Probably from the local Lyon Air Museum collection.

  166. Candy corn has a half-life of 87 years

  167. Maybe it was carrying a load of bayonets, xbrad.

  168. You should see the fields of candy corn in the summer.

    Breathtaking.

  169. 5% of MI beef will be candy corn this Winter.

  170. Man! The news is hyping the ever-loving shit out of this storm!

  171. Nice of you to let the Cowboys back in it, Giants.

    Replay of week 1?

  172. Romo will fuck it up.

  173. Man! The news is hyping the ever-loving shit out of this storm!

    Gov just said that they are expecting tidal surges of up to 11 feet over normal. Irene pushed it 4 feet above normal.

    He said this is “unprecedented.” then followed it up with “this has happened in the past… never.”

    So, for all of you idiots who do not know the meaning of “unprecedented”, our Gov is dumbing it down for you.

    Also, the lines for free gubmint money should be starting to form right about now.

    Unemployed on the left and government employees on the right, just to speed things up….

  174. Have you had candy corn fed beef, leon?

  175. Mayr!

  176. I’m actually looking forward to those tidal surges washing into the NYC subways.

    That should clean them out quite nicely.

  177. Bizarre; last year at this time, most of the trees had not even changed color yet. The weather was so warm going into Fall that Autumn just never really happened. Then, on top of perfectly green trees, that freak snowstorm fell, causing tremendous damage and massive power outages. For the first time in my life, Halloween was cancelled.

    Unbelievably, it looks like it will be cancelled again this year too for the hurricane. I bet our visitors tonight were hoping some people had stocked up on candy ahead of time and would humor them.

  178. looks like we may have a game here after all.

  179. The trees up there were purty.

    Good job with the glue gun.

  180. Wait, what?

    My tv apparently has a glitch because I could swear there’s a “0” by the Cowboys’ score but it looks like a “24”.

  181. If only there were an NFL quarterback who throws more interceptions in a season than TD passes.

    If. Only.

  182. Unbelievably, it looks like it will be cancelled again this year too for the hurricane.

    Suddenly, I don’t look so lazy for not putting up my decorations yet….

  183. *shoves colored construcktion paper under desk with foot*

    I have no idea what you’re talking about.

    *glue gun burning through sneaker; keeps poker face while stifling a scream*

  184. Mayr!

    Bookmarked!

  185. Governor of CT has already taken the critically important step of extending the time for people to register to vote for two more days.

    Would it be wrong to wish the storm takes out the northeast and CA?

    *sends ark for the cabal*

  186. I’m actually looking forward to those tidal surges washing into the NYC subways.

    That should clean them out quite nicely.

    wiserbickle?

  187. >> I have no idea what you’re talking about.

    I KNEW IT!

  188. *shakes bits of orange and brown (as far as I know) construction paper outta my carryon*

  189. My tv apparently has a glitch because I could swear there’s a “0″ by the Cowboys’ score but it looks like a “24″.

  190. I have to go through the Lincoln tunnel to get to work. Ain’t doing that. No job is worth orphaning those two midgets.

  191. OMG!!!!

    HAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

    *wheeze*

    *snort*

    *heeheeheeheeheeheehee*

    Who didn’t see this coming?

    http://tinyurl.com/9t7c6zs

  192. Ah, what the hell is going on? We just caught an interception that would normally happen to us?

  193. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Went and had a couple imperial pints of Fuller’s ESB (candy!!) at lunch and then had to go back and take a nap.

    Aging is hell…

  194. MAREMAREMARE!

    *pokes mare*

    Look at my linky.

  195. not an interception. Cruz never had the ball to begin with.

  196. Ball never touched the ground.

  197. ahhhh, nothing like a home field advantage…….

  198. Beanananan….she is a publicity whore of epic proportions and I hope her children hate her for her selfish, whorish, slutish behavior. I feel badly that her husband was saddled with her for as a long as he was.

    BITCH

  199. Ball never touched the ground.

    Cruz never had the ball. That was an incomplete pass.

  200. Who didn’t see this coming?

    Who wants to bet she doesn’t donate that money to the movement?

  201. how do you really feel about it Mare?

  202. I wonder if she is going to live under a bridge or put her ‘windfall’ in the pot for her peeps. Idiot.

  203. Sohos, she’s a scrunt and a C88t and a bitch, and a slovenly whore.

  204. HB, Geoff.

    Take a frisbee out of petty cash.

  205. ball bounces up, doesn’t touch the ground, doesn’t matter if Cruz had it, that’s just post-replay semantics

  206. Happy Birthday, Geoff.

  207. But I mean that in a nice way.

  208. doesn’t matter Cruz had it, that’s just post-replay semantics

    uh huh…..

  209. I’m sorry honey. Romo still has 3 interceptions left in him.

  210. Dallas sucks

  211. You know what doesn’t make football better?

    PINK.

  212. It was an incomplete pass until the Cowboys caught it.

  213. >> Cruz never had the ball. That was an incomplete pass.

    Doesn’t matter. It never hit the ground before the defender had possession of it. No different than a tipped pass.

    It wouldn’t have been a fumble. That’s what you’re thinking about re possession. I had the same thought at first.

  214. Yes, no other team ever gets a “good” call. The game isn’t over, there is plenty of time for Dez and Tony to screw this up.

  215. Yeah, Scott put that better.

  216. I love how we live blog football games.

  217. Semantics. The ball was in the air, recovered by a Dallas player. It’s not an incomplete pass, yes. You win the “incomplete pass” debate.

    Let’s call it a “turnover”

  218. Yeah, Scott put that better.

    okay, okay….

    I was wrong.

    I’m sorry.

  219. Football. How does it work?

    *heats up another White Castle*

  220. You still have Romo and Dez on your side.. doing their damndest

  221. You could see the momentum change. Mare called it.

    It’s one of the things l love about football.

  222. Beasn, REAL White Castle or the freezer stuff? Raw horseradish or the grocery stuff?

  223. DD#1 keeps calling us from VA, talking to Mr. TiFW about the game. It’s fun having older kids!

    Oh, and Lena – I lost my “political virginity” to Ronald Reagan.
    I’m still bragging about it 32 years later….. 😛

  224. I put my Chiefs’ blanket in the new doghouse. MaryAnn still hasn’t gone in there. Stupid Chiefs!

  225. Happy Birthday, Geoff!

    Man, we have a LOT of October birthdays on this site – I guess we all know what our parents were doing in the dark of winter…..

    *shudders*

  226. well, at least it wasn’t an interception…

  227. Speaking of momentum changes, I think a smell another one.

  228. *changes channel*

  229. Did you really cook a brisket today? How did it come out?

  230. Did you really cook a brisket today? How did it come out?

    meh.

    it was too small and I think the thermometer on my smoker is wrong.

    I should have done a pork roast instead.

  231. Technically, Scott still doesn’t own a smoker. He smokes food in regular grills.

  232. I think I roasted it as opposed to smoking it.

  233. It’s common. Next time find out where water boils, from what I have read it can be anywhere from 150-275.

  234. I’m gonna have to save up for an accurate thermometer for the box. I think it cooked too fast. It’s nicely done, but not smoked.

  235. Technically, Scott doesn’t own a camp shower either. Dan is pissed he bought a $99 camp shower for me, only to have Scott rig basically the same thing last year.

  236. Most of the bbq bloggers suggest two thermometers. One for the meat and one for the cooking surface because the regular ones are terribly unreliable.

  237. Prevent defense is for losers.

  238. I wrote DD#1 a “Mom’s worried about you” e-mail, telling her to stock up on stuff for the impending hurricane.

    She e-mails me back, telling me that she went out and got 2 salads and a sandwich, so she’ll be fine.

    SIGH……

  239. Rules for cooking on the smoker:

    1) The smoker thermometer is wrong.

    Fin.

  240. It never slowed when it it “the wall.” It just ran right up to temp.

    I think the “wall” is important. let’s the fat break down and melt off so the flavor can intensify.

    It’s not horrible, but it’s not great.

  241. *flips channel*

  242. I had to cook a steak and eat it.

    Did we lose yet?

  243. At least she’s on the 12th floor of her apartment building, so flooding shouldn’t be a concern for their unit.

  244. wow. that guy should be thrown out of the game for that blatant hold.

  245. I love it how we dig ourselves out of a hole to climb back from, and never climb back from it.

  246. Elevators run on what?

  247. At least we’re consistent –

  248. I was about to go ballistic….

  249. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!

    interception!!!!!

  250. Yeah. There wasn’t anywhere near interference on that.

  251. Now THAT’S an interception

  252. Elevators run on what?

    Not my problem…..

    As long as she’s not at ground level, I don’t have to worry about her drowning.

    Boyfriend is currently in Seattle, so she gets to ride the storm out by her lonesome. It’ll be a learning experience, that’s for sure.

    She did take my advice and go back to the store to stock up on peanut butter, bread, crackers, and bottled water, which puts my mind a little more at ease.

  253. I’m sitting here screaming HOLDING!! HOLDING!!!! HOLDING!!!!! and Tony tosses up an interception…..

    oops.

  254. come ooooon, tony.

    do what you do best….

  255. 7-holding-a-CHAIR-, holding, 157-9, NINE!!!.

    Hut. HUT.

  256. I crutch to avoid the wall almost every time. That’s not it.

    I bet it was just too hot, or it was just a crappy piece of meat.
    Some pieces just can’t be saved.

    I read somewhere that frozen brisket can never be made tender.

  257. We have: 1 whole roasted chicken with parsnips and green beans, 1 meatloaf (covered in REAL Iowa bacon!) and a pot of turkey noodle soup. We have a gas cooker, so we will be able to cook. Should I bake some cookies tomorrow before the BIG STORM hits?

  258. I read somewhere that frozen brisket can never be made tender.

    It’s tender, but very little flavor.

  259. NO HE DIDN’T

  260. this is gonna be interesting…..

  261. Hmmmm …

    I’d say that’s coming back. But it’s hard to tell.

  262. That should not have been possible at this point in the game.
    How did he get behind everyone?

  263. I think it cooked too fast, not giving the smoke enough time to work it’s magic.

  264. *whew

  265. Yep. The HD look on RedZone was clear.

  266. My favorite is roast beef.

    Easy, cheap, and it only takes a couple hours.

  267. That 4 seconds that got added back might allow enough time for 2 more plays. The last one only took 6 seconds.

  268. Giants better have about 17 tall guys in the end zone.

    That or blitz EVERYONE

  269. And … there.

  270. here we go.

  271. Punt block formation

  272. Whoa! A second left.

  273. I like brisket with green chile on a tortilla.

  274. Those infrared thermometers work really good. You just point the red dot at whatever you want to measure — grill metal, meat, pool water — and pull the trigger. They are very accurate.

    Tomorrow Ima gonna walk up the street to Tony’s house and splain about turnovers.

  275. the dallas coach is reminding romo what color uniform his players are wearing

  276. Those infrared thermometers work really good.

    I need something that will accurately tell me how hot the box is, not the surface.

  277. That was definitely a game.

    Did not see that coming after the 1st quarter.

  278. wait…. did the Gints just beat a division rival?????

    But a few weeks ago, I was told that was unpossible…..

    Giants remain undefeated at the new Cowboy stadium…..

    life is good.

  279. I don’t understand, Romo only had 4 picks.

  280. I like brisket with green chile on a tortilla.

    heh heh heh…

    nice try, crazy bear.

  281. Know what else disappoints? Those things that pop out of turkeys letting you know they are done. Thanks to ambulance chasers, those things pop when you have safely overcooked the crap out of it.

  282. I don’t understand, Romo only had 4 picks.

    want to guess why he threw that last pass into the stands?

  283. The surface temp of the box (inside, of course) is the same as the air temp.

    You still need one of the spike thermometers if you are concerned about the internal temp of the meat (which is important as a safety issue with poultry).

  284. I can still get 10 right!

  285. OT, wiserbride and I watched The Avengers last night.

    It was good, but damn, was it over-hyped.

    Some really funny moments, but it was just a tad too long.

    discuss.

  286. You still need one of the spike thermometers if you are concerned about the internal temp of the meat (which is important as a safety issue with poultry).

    Got one of those. Problem is that I was not confident in the temp of the box.

    The meat hit to right temp, but it probably got there too fast.

  287. Are they expensive Michael?

    It would be awesome for finding drafts in old houses.

  288. Nice of Romo to understand on a “Hail Mary” that you throw it past the end zone to give yourself a chance.

  289. Avengers was overhyped, but it was still the best summer movie. Stupid Turkey popping thing has made “Blood Turkey” a topic of conversation for 22 years. I haven’t had to cook since.

  290. Infrared thermo will fix that; just ping the inside surface. I got one so I could fool with my Tuscan stone oven, which takes forever to heat up.

  291. That’s not a “Hail Mary”.. it’s a “Hail Jerry”

  292. but it was still the best summer movie.

    It was definitely fun, but I enjoyed Iron Man 1 better.

    There was way too much “let’s make the comic-nerds happy” crap.

    And I say that as a former comic-book nerd

  293. That’s not a “Hail Mary”.. it’s a “Hail Jerry”

    So true Dave. And man, Am I sick of it.

  294. just ping the inside surface.

    gotta open the door of the smoker to use it then, right?

    I need an accurate thermometer that does not require that.

  295. About $50 for a nice one. I think you can get them at Home Depot.

    Safety tip — do not try to measure the temp of your eyeball.

  296. Water.

  297. Safety tip — do not try to measure the temp of your eyeball.

    Michael = Nick Fury?

    http://tinyurl.com/8sstbbq

  298. Rednecks calibrate with boiling water and ice.

    Pull it out, and run a few experiments in your kitchen.

  299. Water.

    again, how can I see what’s happening without opening the door?

  300. Yeah, former comic book nerd. I’m already Jonesing for IM3 and Thor2. I can’t believe James Bond drinks HEINEKEN!!!!! WTF people?

  301. Pull it out, and run a few experiments in your kitchen.

    we’re still talking about thermometers, right?

  302. Sold. I can find all the leaks in this crappy old house.

  303. I’m going to make two clay ovens this Spring. One in my yard, and one in Wiser’s. I was stymied for a while but finally figured it out.

    Then the last piece fell into place when I went to the Wisers’ a couple weeks ago to help WiserGoddess dig a hugelkultur garden bed on a terrace slope.

    Their topsoil is sandy. However, their subsoil is the same pale, tawny red clay like mine. Surprising. More round stones, and less flaky crumbly shale. But it’s that same great clay in the main. We can make KICKASS wood burning ovens out of that stuff.

    In the meantime we need to stockpile stones of all kinds, sand, sandy soil, and empty glass bottles.

  304. If the metal is thin sheet metal like most BBQs, it doesn’t matter much what surface you ping. If it’s heavy steel like mine, it matters.

  305. Yeah, former comic book nerd.

    I simply cannot believe they fucked up the Daredevil movie.

    That was the greatest story EVAH!

  306. If the metal is thin sheet metal like most BBQs,

    It’s not a thin-skinned BBQ. It’s a smoker.

    outside temp is not analogous to the inside temp.

    (stupid lawyers….)

  307. In the meantime we need to stockpile stones of all kinds, sand, sandy soil, and empty glass bottles.

    oh, I have a ton of empty glass bottles available……

    http://tinyurl.com/9lzbnfc

  308. again, how can I see what’s happening without opening the door?

    Sorry, I don’t think you can see through metal under any circumstances.

  309. He needs optics.

  310. I have an idea — invite Superman over and promise him some excellent smoked turkey if he keeps an eye on the smoker.

  311. OMG! I loved DD comics. HATED the movie. Loved FF. Had a major crush on Reed Richards. Hated the movies. Lauraw, are you looking at building hornos?

  312. She has nice legs.

  313. >> again, how can I see what’s happening without opening the door?

    You rub your balls up against it.

    Time proven technique.

    Maybe in a few weeks I’ll get the x-ray thing installed and I can check it out from here. I’ll have to practice distances.

  314. I have an idea — invite Superman over and promise him some excellent smoked turkey if he keeps an eye on the smoker.

    orrrrrrrr…..

    I can find an accurate thermometer that will fit in the hole that is in the door that is designed to hold a thermometer….

  315. Hornos? No, we are straight.

  316. Daredevil was ruined by actors chewing scenery for 2 hours – plus Affleck’s annoying smirk!

  317. They may sell X-ray vision glasses at Best Buy. It’s worth taking a look.

  318. Loved FF. Had a major crush on Reed Richards. Hated the movies.

    hated FF. hate hate hatey hate.

    And the movies confirmed that hatred.

  319. I can find an accurate thermometer that will fit in the hole that is in the door that is designed to hold a thermometer….

    Then, your dick should fit in the hole. Try that. You will get pretty accurate with experience.

  320. Reed Richards!!!! Silver hair at the temples! Sexy! Mitt Romney sexay! You can keep your Eddie Munster Paul Ryan!

  321. Then, your dick should fit in the hole.

    really? that’s the best you got? You see “hole” and think “dick?”

    geez… if that’s the best you got, Xbrad just moved one notch up on the “funniest commenter at H2” list.

    Hell, maybe two.

  322. Oso, what does your last comment mean, and I apologize in advance for not googling Reed Richards to figure it out.

    Thank you in advance.

  323. Reed Richards!!!! Silver hair at the temples! Sexy!

    Elektra…. sexy.

    Reed Richards… *yawn…

  324. Did anybody say that they would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for anybody else’s meddling and/or talking dog today?

  325. Mr Fantastic! Mare, I loved Reed Richards. I hated that Sue Storm got all enamored with Dr Strange.It is a Fantastic Four thing. I like Ioan Gruffudd almost as much as Sean Bean!

  326. Oh, I get it now and I’d go all white on rice on Ioan Gruffudd. Again and again.

  327. say it?

    no.

  328. This pink stuff is starting to piss me off. Why is it that breast cancer is the only cancer that matters?

    What color is lung cancer?

  329. What floor is Wiserdaughter on?

  330. MARE!

    http://tinyurl.com/9ple4co

  331. The Saints are wearing Lung Cancer Awareness pants.

  332. What floor is Wiserdaughter on?

    she actually evac-ed out to central NJ.

    She’s usually on the 9th floor. I suggested that she stay and watch the storm hit from her dorm, since she has an awesome view of NYC.

    oh well….

  333. Lung cancer is black.

  334. What color is lung cancer?

    brown.

  335. Mass transit in NYC closed at 7 PM.

    They are trapped.

  336. Central NJ is where the storm is hitting.

  337. Central NJ is where the storm is hitting.

    ayup.

    tried to explain that to her.

    Oh well.

    Her friend’s house is at the top of a hill, from what I’m told, so as long as they stay inside, she should be fine.

    *fingers crossed

  338. MARE!
    http://tinyurl.com/9ple4co

    Mr. Mare??

  339. NFL + Depeche Mode = ?

  340. NY could get ugly. Not being there is good.

  341. I think this is going to be bad. Stuff is going to happen that old people never saw before.

    We will be fine here. Coastal areas are gonna be fucked.

  342. NFL + Depeche Mode = ?

    Henry Rollins

  343. The Dark Knight is on and it begs the question (again) is Maggie Gyllenhaal enough of a beauty for you to believe that THE bat man and the hottest prosecuting attorney ever are both going to be in love with her?

    And if it’s not her beauty that is responsible for their love, do they make her personality such that no man can resist her wit, charm and general attractiveness?

    Also, COCK!

  344. We will be fine here. Coastal areas are gonna be fucked.

    It’s times like this I am glad I live on the top of a really big hill.

    As always, you have a place to go should you need it.

  345. One low lying area near my house (nearer to Raritan river) is being evacuated right now. I think God is sending a message to Obama loving part of the country.

    Spare my house, Lord. Only Republicans live at this address.

  346. just saw the NOAA track…. the damn thing is gonna go over my house if they are correct… whoodah thunk living this far inland we’d have to worry about a h-cane track….

  347. The Dark Knight is on and it begs the question (again) is Maggie Gyllenhaal enough of a beauty for you to believe that THE bat man and the hottest prosecuting attorney ever are both going to be in love with her?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I was just watching that and thinking the exact same thing.

    It’s like people who think that Ellen Barkin is teh hawt…

    ummmmmm, whut?

  348. It’s times like this I am glad I live on the top of a really big hill.

    Me too. Highest point in our little ‘burgh!

  349. Where do you live, Jam?

  350. >> What color is lung cancer?

    We should have brown ribbons for colon cancer.

  351. NY could get ugly. Not being there is good.

    I wondering how many mole people will float to the surface when the flooding starts…..

  352. Likewise Wiser. We are at the bottom of a valley and will have little wind.

  353. We should have brown ribbons for colon cancer.

    blue for testicular cancer?

  354. wiserbride just safely landed in Milwaukee.

    Wonder if she’ll make it home before election day?

  355. southern tier, ny (it’ll be post trop-strm by then) we are in the Chesapeake watershed and even 2 day summer rains flood shit around here…. oh joy

  356. http://www.amazon.com/Maverick-Wireless-BBQ-Thermometer-Set/dp/B004IMA718

    I have one of these, wiser. Both grill temp and meat temp in one unit.

    There are other versions, too, that are cheaper.

  357. Mare, no! Kind of ruined the movie for me and leant credence to Marvel being better than DC!

  358. She should vote while she is there.

  359. plus, our power lines are underground.

    we never lost power in the last storm.

    started feeling kinda guilty about that last time around….

    but it is what it is.

    where’s the FEMA money-line start?

  360. “Wonder if she’ll make it home before election day?”

    rent a canoe? turn left at the Monongahela… and follow the signs

  361. Ellen Barkin has a face that looks like a child worked with clay to make a facsimile of “mommy.”

    GROSS

  362. Hey, the Tiggers actually have a lead for once.

  363. She should vote while she is there.

    does she need an ID?

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

    what am I saying? She’s caucasian. Of course she will.

  364. “She should vote while she is there.”
    twice…

  365. >> blue for testicular cancer?

    Gawd! Stop being gross.

  366. JAM!

    why did you not come to the go-kart meat-up?

  367. i didn’t know it was happnin’
    i kinda bummed..

  368. >> blue for testicular cancer?

    Gawd! Stop being gross.

    “If it’s blue, then you throw the ball to them.” – Things Tony Romo Thinks, Vol, 1

  369. that’s 2 now… i really wanted to make the Laperv run too but got caught up in a project that i couldn’t get out of

  370. i didn’t know it was happnin’
    i kinda bummed..

    as am I.

    Perhaps if we had some sort of way to communicate with you…. say by some kind of …. communication…. sort of thing…..

    *cough

    we will fix this.

    before you become the regional Mare.

  371. Giants in 5? Kill me now.

  372. Yes, Oso, I am going to build clay ovens. I have had this idea in the works for just over a year now. I’m going to start digging a pit for clay out back and piling the clay up in boxes near the house. Next Spring, this is happening.

    I just have to figure out a way to protect the top from the weather. Maybe brick it over? I don’t know.

  373. I have one of these, wiser. Both grill temp and meat temp in one unit.

    hmmmm….. that could be an awesome H2SS gift……

  374. Human bones are good weather cover.

    I heard.

  375. I just have to figure out a way to protect the top from the weather. Maybe brick it over? I don’t know.

    BBQ Condoms?

  376. “before you become the regional Mare”
    ok.. my email and home phone # are on the way….

  377. Lauraw, pretty sure that Hornos would take care of that. The Pueblo Indians in NM all have hornos out back. Their bread is WAY better than fry bread.

  378. *wonders why oso keeps hitting the h key instead of the p*

  379. Ellen Barkin has a face that looks like a child worked with clay to make a facsimile of “mommy.”

    …and then slammed a book down on top of it.

    simply amazing how ugly on the inside always eventually works it’s way to the outside, huh?

    see: …. well, I was gonna start listing liberal women, but the examples are far too numerous….

  380. Peter, Mike and Micky are on tour.

    so sad…..

  381. Yeah, Oso, but the Pueblos do not live in New England! It probably doesn’t rain enough there to melt a clay oven. It certainly does here. Seems like most folks build some kind of a light removable weather covering, or they brick it over.

  382. simply amazing how ugly on the inside always eventually works it’s way to the outside, huh?

    Hey, it’s not nice to talk about Rosetta like that when he’s not here.

  383. I did a Roast, potatoes, carrots, and mac & cheese b/c DD insisted. I could pop

  384. Heh! In NM, we know about Paleo, and outdoor cooking, and no electricity. We have barely been on the grid. I am one generation away from growing, killing, and sewing. I want to be a 1%er! I want my H8CHKN!

  385. wife is in WI. daughter is in NJ. Son is at GF’s house….

    and I need sleep.

    later, gang.

    Stay safe, all who are not in danger of experiencing an earthquake in the extremely near future….

  386. Laura, you may have to brick the sides too.

  387. Lauraw, in the rainy season, we go with tarps. Once a kiln is baked, it is sturdier than it seems. One of my cousins’ is one of those Earth Home builders. Uses newspapers etc to build. Dennis Weaver lived in one of those in Taos.

  388. HAHAHA….Mare loves Wiser.

    …and then slammed a book down on top of it.

    simply amazing how ugly on the inside always eventually works it’s way to the outside, huh?

  389. see ya wiser

  390. Beauty is only skin deep, but Ellen Barkin’s ugly goes clear to the bone.

    Having said that, I liked her in The Big Easy, and woulda hit it back then.

  391. goodnight wiserbrat 🙂

  392. Tushar! Sleep lightly, sir. People might be knocking on your door tonight asking you to evacuate. Be ready and take care!

  393. Laura, I don’t think there will be general evacuation in my area. I will have to evacuate only if my house is damaged.

  394. Good.

  395. mrs jam just said she saw a stat that showed dems are less likely to vote during inclement weather…. she followed it up with – “must be God’s way of casting His vote in the Northeast” ha!

    i hope Sandy lingers over NY… fuck the house, i’ll build another.

  396. >>i hope Sandy lingers over NY… fuck the house, i’ll build another.

    I admire your spirit.

  397. How close is this sucker gonna get to Fairfax County, VA? That’s where DD#1 currently lives. Lotta water around there…..

    I’m not so much worried about the wind as the water with this puppy –

  398. I may live in BFE but we don’t have tornados, hurricanes, or earthquakes. Drought doesn’t seem so bad now does it? Sorry, Pepe.

  399. Just watched Rocky for the first time in probably 10 years. What a great fuckin’ movie that is.

  400. I been waitin’ all day for Sunday night.

  401. Andy, Yes!!!!

  402. For those of you not on FB, We have an indoor doghouse for MaryAnn so she could have her own special place. After 7 years, Ginger took over MaryAnn’s doghouse. We bought MaryAnn a new doghouse this week, but so far no success in getting her in there. Gingy is a butted and I hate doggie politics.

  403. Does MA have a special blankie that you could put in there, so that she knows it’s hers?

  404. I have never seen any of the Rocky movies.

  405. Sean – IMHO, 1 and 2 are worth watching.

  406. She does. Isn’t working. It was cold when Dan went to work this morning, Gingy took over MAs former doghouse, MA snuggled with me. We are going to move the new doghouse and bait it with cheese to try to get MA comfortable. Gingy is an alpha dog bully.

  407. I somehow got sucked into a Travis Tritt marathon…holy hell. Word of warning unless you just want your heart ripped out and shown to you JUST SAY NO. *laughs at own stupidity*

  408. Sean, I HATE Rocky movies as much as Star Trek movies. For marital harmony, I’ve watched them.

  409. Travis Tritt grew on me after his Crossroads episode.

  410. well he just has the MOST brutal songs. I really should have known better lol

  411. All righty, boys and girls – the TiFWs are callin’ it a night.

    Sweet dreams, all! ♥♥♥

  412. >> Sean – IMHO, 1 and 2 are worth watching.

    Yep. It goes downhill from there.

    And honestly, they could have stopped with 1. It ain’t on the AFI Top 100 Films list for nothing.

  413. One of my favorite songs ever is this gem of Travis Tritt’s. But, yeah, he should’ve listened to Nancy Reagan.

  414. Sean, Rocky Balboa (ie., Rocky 6) is also excellent!

  415. I feel slighted.
    Here in the PacificNorthWet, we don’t get any of these exciting weather-events.
    A volcano now and then, sure, but how does that compare to “FrankenStorm”, ZOMG!!!
    We miss out on the really good stuff…

  416. Andy, I have that one. Chrisp, I hear ya. We have no real weather here either.

  417. Chrispy, were you in WA for the storm of ’79 that took out the Hood Canal Bridge?

  418. I listened to the whole thing. I think I just love his voice. I have been flipping between him and Tracy Lawrence. Good stuff but pulls at the heart strings a bit.

  419. Andy – I did not realize that Mr. Tritt had a drug problem.

  420. Have that one too. Nashville=booze and drugs.

  421. Oh, sorry, I was referring to Sohos’ “just say no” comment.

  422. I have my George tickets. Planning on getting my Leann Christmas tickets. MCPO, google Travis Tritt and Crossroads.

  423. Sorry for the confusion lol but he DID booze, drug and woman it up in the 80’s….but then again who didnt? amiright?

  424. SoHoS – Well, speaking for myself. . . Yup.

  425. I have George tickets. Hoping an additional date will be added up here somewhere.

  426. Sohos,
    Yeah, we have been here since Jan ’69.
    We both grew-up in Portland, OR and moved here when I went to work for Weyco..

  427. I am going to go see him as well. It will seriously be the 20+ time. It sucks that it is at the Rodeo here. I wish it wasn’t. I would like to get tickets in another city and go.

  428. Andy, did you check the 2014 dates as well? I remember seeing him as the bar band in the 80s.

  429. Sohos, Super Bowl wknd in Vegas. I thought about it but I may still need to bookend Spring training with Vegas in March

  430. I haven’t seen any dates past 6/2013.

  431. The first time I saw George Strait I was 9 years old at the Santa Fe, TX. Prison Rodeo. That is the city next exit up from mine and my Mom and her bff went up and talked to him with me standing right there after he played. I was hooked. I seriously (in my child’ mind) thought he was Elvis and have loved him ever since.

  432. Anybody know anything about this comment at Aces?

    “Absolute proof that Panetta is lying about everything. Spread this link around to everyone you can before the election.

    This is an interview conducted with a former member of a Combatant Commanders In-Extremis Force (CIF), the type of unit based in Sicily that was ready to go to Benghazi but was prevented.

    The interview was conducted by Lt. Bryan Suits, a combat veteran of Desert Storm, Kosovo, and Operation Iraqi Freedom. Both “Operator D” and Suits say that Panetta is lying about the reason for not sending in troops and the amount of information the Pentagon and the White House had.

    The CIFs are on call 24 hours a day. Their weapons and equipment are already packed. They were organized to respond to exactly what happened in Benghazi. Risk and information are not part of the calculus in using them. They are are the “firefighters” of the army, a “green-light” organization that is not told to go; they’re only told to not go.

    And only one person has the authority to tell them to stand down.

    This is one of the most criminal acts of dereliction of duty by an administration. Every single person from Obama down–except maybe for Petraeus–is complicit. This was a full-scale military assault by 150 men, and the administration knew it right from the start. Our people were allowed to die, and everyone in the administration is now lying about it.”

    Discussion of the CIFs begins at 5:58.

    http://tinyurl.com/9qyehtd

  433. He will be here on St. Patty’s day fro Rodeo.

  434. I saw George in bars in the early 80s. I remember paying 12.50 for floor tickets in the mid 80s. I expect him to be at the PBR in Vegas and the Rodeo in Houston no matter what his reps say!

  435. March Madness is all messed up. St Paddys day in Vegas has regional playoffs not Bracketology this year. I finished in the top 4% at ESPN last year. Nobody cares

  436. Sorry for the screed. Messed-up again.
    NYTOL…

  437. He was college student at Southwest Texas (now Texas State) when he played the prison rodeo and that was 1979 or 80. By 1985 when I was 15 I was totally in love with him and his music. That has been one of the longest “crushes” of my life. My first boyfriend (1985-1989) we saw him no less than twice a year. We would see him in Houston then drive to Tyler, or Dallas, or Austin or San Antonio or Ft. Hood etc. to see him back to back.

  438. 9? Sohos was 9? King George says I can hate all y’all.

  439. Hey Oso, speak for yourself. We had a tornado and a flood this year. No real damage though.

    Good luck to everybody riding out the storm.

  440. I have friends that did coke with him before his daughter died.

  441. Pepe, your tornado was a “let’s go outside and look” tornado. The one tornado we had in ABQ was cake compared to my Texas Tornado. Wichita Falls.

  442. your tornado was a “let’s go outside and look” tornado

    My favorite kind. Nice and pretty, maybe tear up a field.

    When they start collecting buildings, then they suck.

  443. Uh oh, not looking good for Detroit. Giants up 4-3 now.

  444. Yea, it wasn’t much. I was in Lubbock in the early ’70s when a tornado came through downtown. It really tore stuff up.

  445. So Now I am having a George Marathon. I really need to go to bed….I do NOT wanna work tomorrow. Can’t I take a “vote” day?

  446. Sohos, if you lived in NJ you could

  447. Pepe, our Albuquerque tornado tore up 3 trees and broke some windows at Coronado Mall.

  448. Damn the luck! Thank God I am a Texan 😉

  449. I’m a partial Texan!

  450. awesomeness….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGfMvIee28I

  451. break out the brooms, it’s a sweep.

  452. I hate the Giants!

  453. Well, look on the bright side, then. You don’t have to watch them until next year.

  454. Sohos, he’s short! Very short. Trace is tall. Toby is meh. George is SHORT!!! Most PBR guys are midgets.

  455. J’ames, already looking at the Spring Training schedule! Cactus League!

  456. I LOVE tall….

  457. I went alcohol free last night. Had severe night terrors. Forgot to eat tonight. Life is good.

  458. Stupid Giants. We can console ourpselves with the fact that the people of San Francisco will be weeping bitter tears soon enough.

  459. MMM scheduled for 7am.

  460. Can we get a localized SF tsunami?

  461. I better be out the door at 6:40am so I wont get to see it until tomorrow night when i get home

  462. I probably won’t be around much tomorrow either. Big day.

  463. Well, I’m not gonna be here either, then.

    H2 STRIKE!

  464. Baby Brianna. Google her

  465. Do we have a union? Who’s our rep?

    Where’s the drum circle?

    Car in, get it organized, chop chop.

  466. I read that as “Do we have a unicorn”?

  467. Yum Unicorn Chops

  468. Ok. I have to make myself go to sleep. Goodnight all

  469. Sleep is good.

  470. Doughnuts are better.

  471. Pffftttt. bourbon is best!

  472. Mmmm…bourbon.

  473. Native American kid was playing drums in the Club today. I love percussion.

  474. Derp ago, and oh so far away
    I fell in love with you before the second show

  475. Heh. Good one, Sean.

  476. The best part is that Mare will never know why it’s funny.


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