Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Will there be an October surprise? You’ll just have to scroll down and see.
First, a little music after the frickin’ Vevo ad (thpfhth). I love the guitar in this.
First up, a request from Mare for Henry Cavill.
Not only a redhead, but a *running* redhead for Carin.
Someone with good taste linked this one in the past week, and I said to myself, “Self, that’s a keeper for HHD.”
Does anyone here like teh ink?
I think TiFW pushed him down.
Last but not least, Eddie Cibrian, Mr. Leann Rimes.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
Something “they” are putting into restaurant food is inherently fattening. I ate out for one meal yesterday and gained almost two pounds.
I’ll never be pretty!
*sobs*
Leon, extra salt, so most of that’s probably water retention.
OMG I’m retaining water!
*buys pads with wings*
I don’t eat any of the food there- it looks good. But I just eat salads, and bring stuff.
I’d chase the running redhead.
Just saying
**hands Leon a Midol**
Cowboy Bunk!!
I could eat Tushar’s wife’s coconut balls every day with coffee for breakfast, and probably will until they are all gone.
So buttery. So coconutty.
I stole them all.
*evil, cackling laughter*
Good morning, cool kids and a very Happy Birthday to Chrispy.
Hi Cyn! *pushes plate of Indian balls in front of Cyn*
Try them, they’re really good. Firm, but tender.
Those things were pretty good. I like coconut.
*rubs peanut butter toast on my head*
Hi Laura! *grabs some balls* They are good.
Just like I like my coffee, my pasta, and my men: firm, but tender!
What about your okra?
Don’t really care for Okra. Sure, she’s done well with her Book of the Month Club and her own tv network.
HAHA! Local news story that some kind of election material has gone out with the wrong date but only for the Spanish version. Oh, and this same local ABC affiliate has made mention of the Benghazi emails and that the WH appears to have known. Excellent. *munches on another ball*
Sounds like you and Hotbride are having a wonderful time in NE. Are you going to visit other states while you’re up there?
All MSM outlets have the Benghazi emails as a top of the page story, but one. *shocked face*
Happy Birthday, Chrisp!
This is the gheyest HHD since the last HHD. . . NTTIAWWT.
Happy Birthday Crispy! I voted yesterday too!
Oh and nice HHD, Roamy. Here’s a bonus Henry Cavill. He’s a little more beefed up here…my preference:
We’re headed to the Cape in a few minutes. We can’t decide whether to stay on Nantucket or Obama’s Vineyard.
Nantucket tends to be less crowded
I could eat Tushar’s
wife’s coconutballs every day with coffee for breakfast, and probably will until they are all gone.– RosettaHappy Birthday ChrisP. You got a post with a bunch of gay guys for your birthday, some present. Roamy could have thrown in at least one hot chick.
There’s a hot chick in the video.
Yeah, Dave, that’s probably the thing to do.
It’s a bit of a gray day – 55°.
80F and sunny back home, Hotspur.
http://memegenerator.net/instance/28912329
I find this entire thread amusing. . .
http://flic.kr/p/dntbSH
I find your Granddaughter entirely charming.
Mare – Thank you. Can’t wait to get back up there to see her again.
I make nom-nom-nom on her little cheek and laugh when she laughs.
Then when she makes a stinky I hand her to her grampie.
http://memegenerator.net/instance/28912329
I’ve always thought this president was in fact Veruca Salt.
After my wife confiscated my balls, she said: these are sweet, and nutty. But I think I can do better. And two is just not enough.
D’awwww so cute!
LauraW – You are s-o-o kind!
I could eat Tushar’s wife
Evidently that line that Ace throws around about ‘every chick being 3 drinks away from bi-curious’ has some credibility.
I’m sure this is old. But I just got it via email this morning. It made me smile a little. And then mourn.
http://is.gd/pg2cWu
It made me smile a little. And then mourn.
http://is.gd/pg2cWu
Yes, and yes.
Does anyone know a good article that lays out what actually happened in Benghazi? To include what happened to the two (former) Navy Seals? Do we know yet? Where were the Seals? Inside? The roof? Where did they get the weapons? Etc..
Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/9mesp2h
Bacon is out for delivery.
Happy Birthday, ChrisP!
Chief, DG is just too adorable for words ♥♥♥
Great job on HHD as usual, Roamy!
Henry Cavill just gets better and better with age.
(And FTR, I only pushed that kid down so that I could get to the cowboy before Cyn did….. 😛 )
*snaps blinds shut and unplugs webcam*
*snaps blinds shut and unplugs webcam*
S’okay.
I was done after about three minutes.
Mare!
http://tinyurl.com/9tqp34l
Xbrad, we are simpatico, I just made something for you:
http://tinyurl.com/yuvygq
I don’t get why a rich guy, with a beautiful wife and kids, who can do anything he wants, stay in or buy the most beautiful places, do good around the world with his know how and money; why he spends the majority of his time being an attention whore with stupid hair.
You’re my favorite, Mare.
I’ll kill you last.
YEAH!
Thanks, Xbrad.
What do you want to do today?
Good morning, people who are underwhelmed.
Hey, assfacebook douches, what’s PJMomma been up to?
I’m hitting to road in a couple hours. Heading out of town to visit family.
I’m actually just whelmed today. Not over or under. It’s weird.
Awww, M’Chle just sent me a thank you email. How touching.
Have fun, xbrad.
Why did she thank you, Jay? You give her money?
xbrad, going to the desert or southern California.
She thanked me for everything I’ve done so far.
Then asked for $5.
Hey, assfacebook douches, what’s PJMomma been up to?
Yeah, like I’m gonna violate the terms of the non-disclosure agreement.
*nods
Those agreements are serious stuff!
Evidently that line that Ace throws around about ‘every chick being 3 drinks away from bi-curious’ has some credibility.
Chicks are ENTIRELY too much trouble. And they don’t know how to keep their mouths shut the next morning.
I’m only speaking theoretically and hypothetically, of course.
Most of the women I know aren’t actually that many drinks away, they just want to have that many beforehand so they can give themselves permission.
Hey, alice, nice to see you here. Did you happen to be among the crowd for this?
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/10/24/video-romney-draws-massive-crowd-to-remote-colorado-location/
Awesome video, by the way.
^^this. I think very few people do things when they’re drunk that they wouldn’t do when they’re sober. Sure, they might *say* a few things they wouldn’t, but as far as actually getting their bodies to do something, the alcohol just gives them license.
I’m heading up to the mountains, you slackers. After my weekend getaway, I need a vacation. Especially since Teh Hubby is all tantrumy since Monday morning and is barely speaking to me.
Sean, I wasn’t able to get away. I’ve been dealing with kiddo medical stuff non-stop since I’ve been here.
Red Rocks isn’t that remote, btw. It’s an awesome place to see, well, anything or anyone in concert.
Oooh, we should try to plan the Colorado Meatup around something at Red Rocks…although most of the bands that play there may be a bit hippy-dippy/too young for the crowd, it’s still an uh-MAZING venue.
Ah, I’ve been pretty drunk and never once, ever, thought it would be fun/interesting/exciting to kiss/fondle a woman. EVER.
Now, alcohol giving me license to make out with this when I’m drunk is a different story (if I was single):
Red Rock was in a video I may have linked here awhile back:
“Most of the women I know aren’t actually that many drinks away, they just want to have that many beforehand so they can give themselves permission.”
Leon, have you ever thought, maybe, the women (other than your wife of course) that you know are kind of low on the chain?
Leon, have you ever thought, maybe, the women (other than your wife of course) that you know are kind of low on the chain?
No. They are just closer to my age than yours. It’s a terrifyingly common sentiment in my demographic.
It’s a terrifyingly common sentiment in my demographic.
Only because they’ve been led to believe that lesbianism is much more common than it actually is (<1%).
Most girls with good self-esteem don't want to share their man.
And while it may seem momentarily appealing to guys to think about getting it on with 2 women, they aren't thinking about the after-effects of that choice:
1) TWO women harassing you about not calling them and/or both of them showing up at your place at the same time, then yelling at you because each of them is sure that you like the other one better;
2) Being dumped for another WOMAN…..
Most girls with good self-esteem don’t want to share their man.
I never once said anything about sharing. I said a lot of women my age have either (1) said they would or (2) actually done something with another woman.
Men my age typically don’t do much to discourage the behavior because they are shallow thinkers, and often buy drinks for the girls in hopes of playing voyeur. I know women in college that would make out with each other just for the free drinks.
“They are just closer to my age than yours.”
That’s probably true.
American liberal culture has done a good job of breaking down morals.
I often think that looking for a date/mate at this time would be horrifying.
My girls have had a hard time finding a decent guy, although I’m not sure how hard they are looking. Lots of really femmy (not gay) guys. Either that or they are very sexually aggressive and expect the same.
I don’t disagree with you, Mare. It’s another one of those “who does it hurt?” pieces of culture that’s been mainstreamed. Most of these women would never be full-blown lesbians, but they aren’t averse to trying it out, playing a bit. And largely, they aren’t averse because there’s simply no social sanction for it, and a fair bit of social reward in the right atmosphere.
Mare, the would-be-good guys are all-too-often drawn into pursuits that don’t put them in contact with 3D women, at least these days. If I were a young woman looking for a worthwhile husband, I’d take up a male hobby that involved math. He might be a nerd, but he’ll be devoted and loyal and won’t ruin your credit.
“…no social sanction for it, and a fair bit of social reward in the right atmosphere.”
Exactly.
Much like getting pregnant without marriage. Celebrities have made that chic. I was just at Daily Mail and they seem to have lots of articles about that “Teen Mom” show. The girls get paid for the show and they glamorize it.
Yeah, the other factor (and it really does matter), they (my girls) want someone just like their Dad. I don’t blame them, we want them to find someone like him too, but that’s a hard shopping list to duplicate (for two girls).
He was an engineer so you’re right, math guy is devoted and never ruined my credit.
Anybody else catch that clip of Letterman that Megyn Kelly showed a few minutes ago?
as has been said to the left, “The culture war? You won, so lighten up already.”
What is it about, Sean?
This Sean?
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/10/24/letterman-say-obamas-kind-of-lying-about-this-gm-bankruptcy-thing-huh/
I wish he would talk about the Benghazi deal also. Four dead.
I just saw that too, Sean.
Obama is no longer Letterman’s boyfriend, it appears.
Yes, they have won that one.
Okay, watch this…
The response from the guy he’s talking to is pathetic.
I wish he would talk about the Benghazi deal also. Four dead.
I got my hands on a copy of the written press gaggle with Jay Carney, in flight to Iowa. It was not until the 8th question that the Bengahzai emails came up.
Kind of strange to me that “that” particular bit of parsing is making Letterman question Obama’s truthiness.
I guess Dave finally figured out his ratings might be suffering after his cheerleading for Obama.
He probably saw Leno’s ratings.
It’s not a mistake that he was talking to Rachel Maddow at the time, either.
>>Ah, I’ve been pretty drunk and never once, ever, thought it would be fun/interesting/exciting to kiss/fondle a woman. EVER
We are so different. When I am drunk, the thought that it would be fun/interesting/exciting to kiss/fondle a woman is near the top of my cerebral cortext.
Leno keeps zinging Obama on matters economic, always to great applause. There’s a lesson there.
We are so different. When I am drunk, the thought that it would be fun/interesting/exciting to kiss/fondle a woman is near the top of my cerebral cortext.
I think it’s pretty much that the alcohol convinces everything else in my cortex to take the rest of the night off. The woman-fondling algorithm, however, is a dogged and dedicated drinking buddy.
I guess even Hollywood is capable of learning that 40% of their audience is a conservative.
From the article at HotAir, the Situation Room received emails that stated who was taking credit for the Benghazi consul attack within two hours after it started. And yet, Obama still went to Las Vegas for a Celebrity laced fund raiser. This guy is a real gem.
Shane “The Last Boy Scout” Black is directing Iron Man 3. I approve.
How are you holding up Jay? Was silent Bob alright all through the journey? I think I got rid of that last gulp of beer just a while back when I wizzed.
And did the lion try to bite anyone?
It’s also strange to me that I’m glad there are still men out there who are attracted to women, so attracted they want to sleep with them all. Sometimes the media makes me think everyone is gay. No offense Gabe.
Even Rosetta’s attraction to fat boobed women is a plus in my book.
It’s also strange to me that I’m glad there are still men out there who are attracted to women, so attracted they want to sleep with them all.
Sorry to disappoint, mare, but there are exceptions. I mean, I likes me some ladies, but I wouldn’t fuck Helen Thomas with, well, Helen Thomas’s dick.
When Rosetta and Andy were sitting side by side, I glimpsed at the backs of their heads and was reminded of the Big Boob Friday.
Letterman, Letterman.. may I call you Dave?
Never fall in love with a politician. They will always disappoint you.
Doing great, Tushar. Silent Bob was fine on the way home, since he took it easy on Saturday.
The lion did NOT attack. Everyone can stand down from high alert.
Yes, Sean, I was wrong. Men who would sleep with “them all” is just wrong.
But are we sure Helen Thomas is female?
Oh my, the audio to the new Clint Eastwood ad is awesome.
Helen Thomas is probably female. Jury’s out on whether she’s human, though.
Everybody smiles at you. . .
http://tinyurl.com/95ghpyc
Cuffy, FTW!
http://twitpic.com/b6vj7x
(Psssssst! Are we going for a ‘no comment’ record here?)
No comment.
ha!
Occupy empty conference room.
*still holding the record for not commenting
DOH!
You know what’s worse than a paper cut with a manilla file folder in the crease of your pinkie finger? A split bottom lip after opening your mouth too wide* to bite into an apple.
*SYWM
You only think it’s empty, Pupster. I’d keep your pants zipped up just in case.
Are you anywhere that you’ll be visiting a Hostage or Moron, Pups?
For Cyn
http://tinyurl.com/973h5jp
I laughed at that and it split again! FFFFFUUUUUU!
Would you like some lemon, cyn? Perhaps a jalepeno?
So very thoughtful of you Jay! Thank you!! Bring it right over, won’t you!
http://is.gd/ftBaEl
Hot lezbo sex! What’s not to love???
fin.
Hot lezbo sex is one of the devil’s greatest weapons.
Hot lezbo sex is one of the devil’s greatest weapons.
Could be why he’s winning the culture war.
Could be why he’s winning the culture war.
*Flips AgileDog a MilkBonetm*
This is one of the things I fear on my dark days. As much as the Caliphate-supporters get wrong on a cultural level, they are breeding in a way we simply don’t in the West, at least not anymore. The folks that made Demographic Winter have the sense to not point that out, but all of the cultural examples they give with collapsing birth rates are either nominally Christian (Europe) or simply secular (Japan, China).
MilkBone?
You know what’s in those things? They are the Twinkies of the dog treat world. 🙂
the zip line that runs over Clear Creek had ginormous Romney/Ryan signs on it. I’ll try to get a pic on the way back. (That’s something else we could do at the CO meetup.)
also…snow, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSMrPBXsDu0
Well, leon, we could always nuke Riyadh, Mecca, and Tehran.
I’m only partially joking.
also…snow, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
I’m not sure I like you. 🙂
That only buys us time, AD. Unless we figure out radical life extension, buying time isn’t enough.
If you haven’t seen it:
Spiders suck.
And so do scorpions.
But not The Scorpions.
Ugh, don’t click on any of the related videos on that page. The lunatic fringe isn’t far away. Apologies.
I have not seen the movie, but I can tell you life extensions aren’t going to help either. The shining light on top of the hill that is the American experiment will be extinguished, from within and without, unless we reject the cultural/political/linguistic influence of those who would destroy us. That whole “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” Note that it takes both.
Spiders suck.
And so do scorpions.
I thought it was more like siphon then suck.
Later cool kids, pretty women, and you shudder snow lovers.
Drive time.
New York Times—-Jan 21st, 2013
President Romney wasted no time in stepping into a foreign policy blunder, immediately proving that he is not fit to lead. Amb Christopher Stevens was killed in a terrorist attack with three other Americans while he was campaigning for office, thus begging the question what did he know, and when did he know it.
Recent reports indicate that President Romney may not have pulled the trigger himself…
http://www.video.theblaze.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=25445289&source=THEBLAZE
Mare, you don’t have permission to ask another single question about Benghazigate until you watch that entire video.
Occupy airport bar.
I just invented a new drink, the Mangria. It is just like sangria, but served in a manly high-ball glass, with no fruit garnish.
CO meetup?
And Mare, AFTER you’ve watched the entire video, read this entire article:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/10/24/report-syrian-rebels-have-us-made-stinger-missiles/
Hey pup, where in Kentucky have you been this week?
And no sugar on the rim.
Pupster, do you feel tickled in the mangina after you drink mangria?
Hostage joke thread?
http://tinyurl.com/8vsu4qm
Biggest disappointment about real cowboys: they’re short. Model cowboys are adorable. Real life cowboys are midgets. Cute butts though
I drove from Columbus OH to Berea, KY…then on to Nashville, TN.
Waiting to fly back to Ohio. I have projects in both towns.
Mangria dog don’t give a shit.
I like sangria. I drink it from a 16 oz tumbler after pouring over ice.
The BACON IS HERE!!!!!
Oso – Fort Worth meet-up next Spring (prolly in April); CO meet-up after that.
MCPO, sorry it’s folded in half. I did that to get it to fit a ziploc bag, and I didn’t know Scott was going to give it away!
Enjoy! It is wonderful stuff.
Thanks, Tifw.
and 9 lbs of cooler packs.
Scott – Those are in the freezer – THANKS!
*waits for blue meth shipment
For those not on FB, Gingy took over MaryAnn’s inside doghouse. Today, we bought MA a new doghouse because it was really pathetic how depressed she was about losing her “special place”. Gingy is a butthead.
Pupster, I hope you stayed at Boone Tavern in Berea – a must do for anyone traveling through that area.
Oso – Guess Ginger is in charge of the pack!
Its good to have extra freezer packs. I had so many interleaved among the stuff in the cellar freezer that they saved all our food when we had long power outages last year.
Chief, she is in charge of MaryAnn. She and I fight daily. She is vulching me now.
Clint, today, twice, I’ve seen the same type of explanations on Benghazi. It explains why former Navy Seals (either now CIA operatives or private security forces) were at the consulate. It explains the desperate, shitty cover-up. I’m not sure why they hadn’t beefed up private security. Will have to read more about that. Too big a presence? Give the game away?
Sounds like she might be in charge of Oso.
You need to kick her ass.
the hell? Somebody got BACON AND IT WASN’T ME?
I stayed there last time clint. I am still considering a lawsuit. A dry county has no business containing a “tavern”.
I like lemon pie.
Yeah, Lemon pie is good.
I’m getting punkin pie this weekend.
I like cherry pie (shut your big, fat, whore mouths).
Scott, I would but she is pretty cute. So, we fight. She bullies MaryAnn. I think Gingy is a republican.
I had a lab that refused to accept his place in our pack. I tried everything and nothing worked until I lost my shit and bit him.
He understood that.
Cold cherry pie out of Grandma Katie’s fridge.
I’d kill for a piece of that.
I pin Gingy every now and then. She rolls for me. We still have issues.
I have had 5 dogs so far. He was the only one I had to bite.
Labs suck until they are about 3.
Next time she rolls, put your mouth over her throat and growl.
If she bites your face, you have work to do.
If she goes limp, you are good.
“I’m funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
http://flic.kr/p/dnA83s
MCPO, that picture is an award winner, really.
That expression, her precious smallness (she’s so tiny)….it’s just perfect.
Scott, no issues with biting. They know we’re the boss, but Gingy tries to challenge me. Unfortunately, she bullies MaryAnn. Thanks, MCPO for the DG pics. Keep them coming.
MCPO, DG is so cute, it almost makes me want to have another, until I remember I like sleeping through the night.
Grandpa is gonna get snuggles when he goes to Michigan for Thanksgiving!
Awww…grandpa snuggles!!!!
I’m so envious MCPO. Children, grandchildren are such a blessing. I can see that now you have the time, and when you’re with her you can give her all your attention. Isn’t that a nice do over so to speak? My own Father whom I adored, was even more attentive to my own children. My husband really loved my parents for the way they loved our children.
Oh, and here’s $40.
Just made another kickass chicken stew, with one of my homemade smoked linguica patties chopped up in there.
I make myself useful. *shrugs*
I had strawberry pretzel salad for dessert today. Not a salad at all, but crushed pretzels for a crust, a creamy layer kind of like tiramisu, topped with a layer of strawberry Jello and sliced strawberries. Looking for the recipe now.
**awaits banning by wiserbud
I’m hungry. This “seeing your abs” thing ain’t for pussies.
homemade smoked linguica patties
Oh nom nom nom
Frito pie for dinner with homemade gringo chili.
You both are smokin everything in sight except Marlboros.
I’ve been having gastrointestinal distress all day. Not fun and doesn’t help garner a high interest level in food.
http://tinyurl.com/9tvdvbp
ewww…my red chile on my breakfast burrito was so hot, i couldn’t feel my lips and my gums were on fire.
“I’m hungry. This “seeing your abs” thing ain’t for pussies.”
Amen brother!
Although, I don’t know what these “abs” are you speak of.
http://tinyurl.com/9tvdvbp
HA! Roamy, both of them are assholes!
Everything is better smoked. Especially cigars.
I stewed a big pile of cracked bones, onions and celery in the crock pot overnight to make the soup base again.
I can’t even believe how good that base makes everything else taste. What a difference.
I’m going to post the procedure and recipe at my husband’s food blog, I think. Why not.
Evenin’, smokers of pole.
Did anybody find anybody else’s HUGE announcement disappointing today?
Sean – Entirely underwhelmed.
Did anybody find anybody else’s HUGE announcement disappointing today?
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*looks nervously at Mrs MJ.
Nope.
“Shuck and jive” is racist?
http://tinyurl.com/9krdjwt
>> I stewed a big pile of cracked bones
*recoils in utter horror, and can’t believe I escaped*
I cancelled my landline today. 22 years of having the same number gone.
*looks nervously at Mrs MJ.
Nope.
LOL
(Does saying that make me look younger? No? Screw you!)
LauraW!
http://is.gd/Oo23pi
I hate the Giants. Gah!!!!!!
Amen, oso.
I haven’t had a land line in about 5 years. Haven’t missed it.
“Halloween is a lousy day because its colors are orange and black.”
–Duke Snider
“Shuck and jive” is racist?
————————————-
I thought that was a sports thing. I’m sort of surprised that the race card hasn’t been played directly by the Obama people. They didn’t hesitate to play it against Bill and Hillary.
Trans vaginal mesh? WTF?
Why all the commercials for vagina and vagina related lawsuits? You chicks are trying to own us.
Trans vaginal mesh? WTF?
hahahah…Get out of my mind. I hear that commercial and almost vomit.
I saw Trans Vaginal Mesh open for The Clash in ’83.
See, this is why I hate the French. Their Prime Minister’s last name is spelled Hollande, but pronounced Olan. Half the alphabets they use are wasted. Their economic policies are not any different.
I saw Trans Vaginal Mesh open for The Clash in ’83.
HAHAHAH
Andy, crowd surfed.
I saw Trans Vaginal Mesh open for Lady Gaga at the Palladium.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MARE!!
I’m sort of surprised that the race card hasn’t been played directly by the Obama people.
We’re only a couple more bad polls away from “Romnacism.”
French: the language where you pronounce half the vowels and none of the consonants.
*invents trans testicular mesh.
WARNING! DO NOT GOOGLE TRANS VAGINAL MESH. THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY TO POST.
Wasn’t Lady Gaga dressed in Trans Vaginal Mesh at the Grammies?
I stapled a mess of trans vaginal mesh over the crawlspace vents to keep out the raccoons.
Very, very limited interweb access here.
Please to confine your funneh to text format, as pics and vids are almost impossible to open.
Thankyoucomeagain.
Wiserbud stocked the vending machine.
http://is.gd/EWZ6JG
“WARNING! DO NOT GOOGLE TRANS VAGINAL MESH. THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY TO POST.”
HAHAHA…I remember googling a few things to find funny’s to post…..HUGE MISTAKE
“I stapled a mess of trans vaginal mesh over the crawlspace vents to keep out the raccoons.”
This is the reason I frequent this POS site.
hahahahahaha
Very, very limited interweb access here.
Please to confine your funneh to text format, as pics and vids are almost impossible to open.
Too bad he’ll never know that this is result #2 when you Google “the funniest thing ever.”
http://tinyurl.com/3lvslyg
I don’t think transvaginal mesh can fit through xbrad’s skinny interweb tube. Might clog.
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” – Lady TransVagimesh
I love her fuzzy haid.
That comment was for Chief’s grand daughter.
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” – Marion Barry, former Washington, D.C. Mayor
hmm… keep votin’ for the druggies…
*and the leftards say i’m confused*
Outside of the cocaine, Marion Barry has used the fewest drugs of any mayor.
Thanks for the birthday wishes.
I love my imaginary internet friends!
Sorry I missed the smoked clams…
DG has the cutest baby girl fuzzy hair ever.
She’s adorable Master Chief. And I want to tickle her feets and make do the baby giggles.
You are a blessed man.
Tushar,
What did the doc tell you?
Is it the diabeetus?
Is Trans Vaginal Mesh used to treat a Grand Vaginal Gash?
Gash used to be one of my favorite words back when I was Rosetta’s age. Then I grew up.
Oh shit, missed it, many happy returns of the day Chris!
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” – Marion Barry, former Washington, D.C. Mayor
That actually made me laugh. WTF is wrong with people (me)?
My favorite Marion Barry quote, when he was running for “shadow senator for DC against Barry, and he was asked about “how do you feel about running against Jesse Jackson who wants to run DC?” and he said “Jesse Jackson don’t want to run nothin but his mouth.”
Second fav quote was “bitch set me up”
Chrispy, kick some ass this year!!
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” – Marion Barry, former Washington, D.C. Mayor
…did he actually say this?
Okay tonight I broke my vow not to link Chive unless it’s Caturday but this made me lol:
One of my exes used to call it gash. He didn’t understand why that didn’t get him laid.
Ribeye for dinner here. Settled in in the ski condo, which took entirely too long. I bought a bottle of Oban 14 year to enjoy just in case I don’t have to be on migraine duty – anyone had it before? They only had that, The Macallan, and Glenfiddich at the general store, and I’ve got the latter two at home already. (No, I won’t be finishing this bottle of scotch, it will go home mostly full.)
Of course, cracking open that bottle probably guarantees The Boy will get a migraine.
And MCPO – OMG those EYES!
Is that your great-great-grandchild? Or a baby you stole off the street? No way that bebeh is closely related to you.
“…did he actually say this?”
i found the quote on Click Orlando….
Alice – That baby is my grandbaby! Born on 13 May, weighing 4 lbs.
She is adorable. You’re going to get in trouble with my husband, she’s giving me baby fever.
Best HHD in awhile!!!! Love it. Happy Birthday Chrispy!!!!!
there was a mystery bowl of dinner….. it disappeared…. damn
Baby fever. Once it hits, no stopping that train.
It’s primal.
Sohos, if you’re not already, you need to be watching the CW’s new series on Wednesday nights – Arrow. Trust me.
mrs.jam went wandering past and asked if i had seen her nook…. she thought maybe it had run out of battery… she couldn’t find it…
i damn near choked to death on my beer… i think she called me an ass…. i couldn’t really tell through my laughter…
Happy birfday, Crispy.
And no, the results are not in yet. But I am ready to accept the inevitable.
Happy birthday, chrisp!
Clint, did you see my comment about the Blaze piece?
And no, the results are not in yet. But I am ready to accept the inevitable.
What did I miss?
Tushar, I hear that you want to try to go as long as you can w/o any medication if you get the diabeetus diagnosis.
WHAT?? Shoot, Tushar, I missed that conversation.
Praying for you, brother!
I did Mare, Beck put out 2 more VERY enlightening pieces on this issue today.
Is that the Benghazi gun walking you’re talking about, CB?
Well, I did not inherit wealth from my parents. But I will inherit diabetes and heart trouble. I accept their gifts with humility and equanimity.
BTW, you people ever seen Retired Geezer’s wife’s website? Awesome stuff.
http://stainedglass4u.com/
home.
nother double tomorrow.
CB I am just now able to focus on TV shows and so far it is just Parenthood, Person of Interest and Walking Dead. I am trying to get to where I can actually get into something new. I will give it a try. I really can’t wait for Justified.
Yes, Cyn.
dave sleeps with the lobstahs.
sons of bitches are grabby
Sohos!
http://www.cwtv.com/shows/arrow
This was a good read on the gun walking:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/oct/22/the-real-reason-behind-benghazigate/
American Horror Story is EXCELLENT!
I am trying to watch AHS but DD is too afraid so I dont want to ruin our family time so its DVR and watch it later
Nighty dreams, Dave.
Do I have everyone’s e-mail addy? Now that everyone appears to have recovered from last weekend’s festivities, it’s time to plan “Hair of the Dog, Cowpoke Style”.
If you didn’t receive an introductory e-mail a week or so ago, let me know so that I can add you to the list –
you need to add me please
Happy Birthday, Chrispy!
You’re already on there, Sohita!
My bad – the original was sent out October 7th. Time flies….. 😛
Alice put in a request for a “shooting range” event –
Heh:
http://tinyurl.com/8du9fzo
HA! That’s cutely cleaver!
I think you’re covered for November already, Xbrad.
soft girl things.. zzzzzzz
G’night peeps. Dentist and work tomorrow.
never hurts to just make sure 😉
Sweet dreams, Oso. Have fun in the chair tomorrow.
Five minutes! That’s how long it took from my post dreaming about Scotch to getting a call from the field trip. At least this one’s just stomach upset.
Good luck Tushar!
Thank you Sohos, Tushar, and Jay!
One of the sucky things about diabetes is more dental appts. More frequent eye appts and no more waxing or manipedis. Stupid diabetes. Stupid genetics.
At least you GOT a call. That’s good; sometimes anyway.
You too, XbradTC, tomorrow!
You old fart!
I hope at this point they know better than not to call me. They’ve neglected to call me over some rather serious stuff in the past.
Aliceh, we want a hostage bebe. Get Mr H right on that : )
http://horningforsenate.com/media/press-releases/154-press-release-andrew-horning-in-defense-of-richard-mourdock
So my Dentist said I have a cavity in all four wisdom teeth. He says they can go in and fill them but they all need to come out…..I am SCARED to death to have my wisdom teeth pulled. I am terrified. What say you?
That’s awesome, Laura.
Good on ‘im.
Aliceh, we want a hostage bebe. Get Mr H right on
thatyou : )FTFBiology.
Sweet Sohita, I didn’t think getting my wisdom teeth pulled was all that bad. Good drugs.
But then, I didn’t think getting all my teeth pulled hurt that much either.
My dentist said the same Sohos. I fought like a lion but in the end the cavity’s won.
I did not need surgery it was a simple extraction. I did not miss them nor was I in pain. It was one every few months and done. No muss no fuss.
Except where I fought him and the cavity was large and the tooth broke on extraction. Fortunately he was able to pull it out despite the rot no Oral Surgeon no $$$ needed.
Have them pulled Sohos.
#RomneyCrimes from the AoS facebook group. Go tear it up like the old days.
Howdy Mesa
It has been a long time.
Yes, yes it has old friend. Caught up in fun election stuff.
Actually going to Florida for the first week of November for GOTV in the panhandle. Seemed more important a month ago. Kinda wish I was going to Ohio now.
Sohita,
When i got my wisdom teeth pulled, they shot Valium into my veins. I did not come back for three days.
I was up, and mobile, but it was “The Evil Captain Kirk”.
Anita was VERY afraid.
It was NOT cool…
Thanks for the advice yall and with that I am out
Sohos, had all 4 wisdoms pulled years ago, don’t miss them. Great link, Lauraw.
I am very scared chrispy….
Good night for real friends
My RLS seems to be flairing up again. Driving me crazy. Aaarrrggghhh!
Sleep well, SoHos.
Sohos,
Anita thought I was never coming back. She was very scared…
Ix-nay on ary-sca ories-sta, Chrispy 🙂
They caught the monkey!
Chief,
I logged onto FaceChimp for the first time in two months and replied to your post about shaving.
She sees you with her heart, not her eyes. That’s just the way it works, when you love someone…
Mr. H is completely *not* on board with us having another bebeh.
If you get down Tampa way Mesa I will buy you a beer or 7
but it was “The Evil Captain Kirk”
http://is.gd/fvfgzy
Sorry, Cyn.
She thought they had killed me and I was never coming back.
People respond differently to drugs.
I did not respond well to IV Valium.
YMMV.
George,
You’re right fuckin’ there, aren’t you!
You dead bastard…
Okay, now I’ve seen everything.
http://is.gd/NLM7tm
M’wah, Chris!
Okay, now I’ve seen everything.
HAHA! Do NOT say that if Rosetta is ever around.
Do NOT say that if Rosetta is ever around.
Okay. I’ll bite. How would a gentleman like Rosetta respond to my remark?
Will this break the internets?
And the time space continuum.
Good night Hotsausages; sweet dreams to all. Even Rosetta.
Many years ago I had some Valium by IV. It was supposed to calm me down, but all it did was feel like a burning sensation where it passed through my blood stream. Not really helpful.
What if I pretended to root for the Giants? Maybe then the Tigers would win.
Bonne nuit, Cyn.
Mr. H is completely *not* on board with us having another bebeh.
Look on the bright side. The practice is a lot of fun.
Home again. Sleeps now.
If I could, you know I would
If I could, I would
Let it derp…
Pupsters Avatard was gone travelling too. Now it is back.
Oban 14
——————–
My favorite scotch. I’m not a huge fan in general, but I used to get a snifter of Oban and smoke a cigar at the end of every fiscal year.
I had a meeting with a Tushar yesterday. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t you.
Wakey wakey.
I’ve been up forever, but everything’s falling apart with me working.
Laundry. Dishes. Soccer games? WTF?
I’ve got the laundry and kitchen straightened up this morning, but soccer is a clusterfuck.
Kids gotta meet the new situation and step up more now, Carin. If they don’t do their own laundry, withhold affection and food.
/would have made a great Mom
I am still retaining water. Errybody better be nice to me at work.
*has cramps*
*takes another midol*
Actually, Erin had cleaned the kitchen for me. But my dad had gotten up later and made soup.
sigh.
Laundry? Yes. Disaster.
soccer is a clusterfuck.
Yes.
Can’t they just schedule the soccer games at your house? Sure, some of the soccer balls will wind up in the lake, but that’s just minor.
That is an excellent suggestion.
It really doesn’t help that the new league is terribly disorganized. I used to be OK with last minute changes, etc. But now it’s a disaster.
The restaurant diet is going great, folks.
I went all day on a salad and two yogurts.
Fire one of your kids. The rest will fall in line. It’s really tough out there if your looking for parents.
Have you seen the P-6 rates? Almost 14 million kids have been let go by mom and dad over the past 4 years.
My son has a (fun) tournament this weekend, and I have to work. Mr Car In has to work.
I need my wife Mare to take him.
Jay?
Clearly, the weak link in all this mess is soccer. Sorry, it’s gotta go.
When your kids get upset about not being able to do soccer anymore, just say “You don’t want to grow up to be a sissymary, do you?” and start referring to them as ‘Miss Fagola’ all the time in front of everybody.
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rhtz4/
I should write a book about raising children.
sissymary?
I don’t think so.
*fans self
The Nazi youth played soccer. You don’t want your kids to be like Nazis, do you?
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
The nazi youth had their shit together.
The nazi youth had their shit together.
Well, they were probably pretty good at soccer, at least.
Check your Gstringmail Leon. I sent ya somethin.
EPA is shutting down most of the pewterworks because of the lead content. They can’t be shut down soon enough.
Got it, Vmax. I have some initial thoughts, but I want to give it a few hours to simmer and I can’t touch email from work anymore (and I’m headed there in a minute or two). I should have a response some time this evening.
I will miss pewter.
Colin Powell endorses Obama?
Lost even the last scraps of credibility the idiot had. His handling of any foreign policy alone should have embarrassed Powell enough to just shut up if it was a “support my black brother” deal, which of course it was.
Oh, we can still get the cheap crap from China. We just can’t make it here.
Somehow I think the pewter made here will be safer, both for humans, and for the environment.
Gee, I wonder why I think that.
No problem Leon
And the Connecticut Cabal is safe from Sandy. The 7 day forecast has it hitting them. Everywhere else is in danger.
Powell said he saw “the president got us out of one war, start to get us out of a second war and did not get us into any new wars. And finally I think that the actions he has taken with respect to protecting us from terrorism have been very very solid. And so, I think we ought to keep on the track that we are on.”
Uh, okay, Colin….that is some solid logic right there. SOLID. LOGIC.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
I do believe that young man is happy to see us.
BRB……
So, Colin, how do you explain Libya? Did we not bomb them? Did we not get into a “multinational coalition”, according to your buddy Obamah!? Unilaterally involved in a coalition, in that only the executive branch executed the war.
I would think that would bother a career soldier just a little more, if he was being intellectually honest. But, I have just located the error in my reasoning, haven’t I?
Also, everyone agrees that we should withdraw from Afghanistan and Iraq. The point of difference is that we don’t think we should advertise when we are doing it.
Yes, you have.
Powell, is not a deep thinker.
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/hr.asp?fpVname=IA_DR&ref_pge=gal&b_pge=1
This from Reince Preibus twitter feed.
Powell is an idiot.
Mare, did you see that I need your help today?
A republican that votes for democrats in every election is *shocka* a democrat.
Duh.
Somebody check on mare, I think she’s got Romnesia.
Yes, and I couldn’t get an early flight out, but I can do all the afternoon runs!
Boob in Chief is in Tampa.
Big story is that traffic sucks.
http://www.deadline.com/2012/10/major-battleground-states-cabler-offering-anti-obama-documentary-for-free/
I recommend this movie, as motivation to get up a week from next Tuesday.
Wednesday for Democrats.
Is someone going to put up a post? I have zero ideas and I’ve pretty much played out the lemon bear dick punch thing.
And to repeat from last night: There is nothing funny about Trans Vaginal Mesh. Do not google it.
Yeah, I’m kind of sick of the pukes that describe themselves as “republicans” or “conservatives” but are not in any way.
Andrew Sullivan
David Brooks
Colin Powell
I think someone should make a post out of this. I LOL’d.
http://9gag.com/gag/5091553
THANKS MARE.
Yea, I’m not poating today. I’m still trying to figure out soccer.
Plus, fake conservatives make me puke.
ga.
New Poat!
My wordpress/computer problem now? Every time I comment, I have to submit my email and password. Don’t have to type in password…got that far, however….
Do you now see why I don’t do posts?