Big Boob Friday

So MJ has been reassigned to Memphis and is too busy for boobs. Honestly, I’m a busy dog, I’ve got shit to do. I can’t spend all my time looking at bewbs on the internet. Seriously, nobody else has time for this shit? Wiserbud? Cyn? Lauraw? Rosetta? Hotspur? Jay? Dave? cARin?  Mare?  MCPO? Oso Loco?  Leon?  Anybody?

Fine.  FINE!  Let the concussed dog write a poat.

How about some music to get us started?  I wrote this song for Mrs. Pupster last week after she pissed me off, but  then apologized.  What?  You are sorry? (NSFW) It’s kind of hard to hear you…could you speak up?  (NSFW)

Your model for today is from Okayama,Japan and hits the tape at 36-23-34.  Her bra size is listed as 1 metric which is fucking stupid way to say “pretty nice for a foreigner”.  Please pick up some sushi and welcome Megumi Kagurazaka.

I ran out of time and gifs to do the history test up right, sorry about that.  And when I say sorry I mean fucking bite me you bunch of slack-jawed buffoons.

1492 Christopher Columbus and his crew land in the Bahamas.
1576 Rudolf II, the king of Hungary and Bohemia, succeeds his father, Maximillian II, as Holy Roman Emperor.
1609 The song “Three Blind Mice” is published in London, believed to be the earliest printed secular song.
1702 Admiral Sir George Rooke defeats the French fleet off Vigo.
1722 Shah Sultan Husayn surrenders the Persian capital of Isfahan to Afgan rebels after a seven month siege.
1809 Meriwether Lewis, of the Lewis and Clark expedition, dies under mysterious circumstances in Tennessee.
1899 The Anglo-Boer War begins.
1872 Apache leader Cochise signs a peace treaty with General Howard in Arizona Territory.
1933 Alcatraz Island is made a federal maximum security prison.
1943 The U.S. Fifth Army begins an assault crossing of the Volturno River in Italy.
1949 Eugenie Anderson becomes the first woman U.S. ambassador.
1970 President Richard Nixon announces the pullout of 40,000 more American troops in Vietnam by Christmas.
1971 The House of Representatives passes the Equal Rights Amendment 354-23.

So, whatareyoudoingthisweekendthat’snice.

313 Comments

  1. Fired.

  2. Maybe. Probably not. Science demands I run the experiment and learn the truth.

  3. I give this poat 7 of these thingies #######

  4. Hah – I tried to find this post and ended up playing catch-up from yesterday’s thread. But I thought I was reading the new poat, not catching up. I was thinking, “How did y’all make so many comments already?” Never looked at time stamps. Sheesh…. I need sleep…..

  5. Pupster, your taste in human females is exceptional.

    I’m not sure about you and bitches though.

    This is my favorite BBF chick evah!!!

  6. Who’s a good doggie! Pupster gets a bag of liver treats for this one.

  7. Nice job pupster. You’re still a Douchette.

  8. As I expected, pretty much solid links. Well done puppy!

    *pretends to throw the ball, hides it behind my back, snickers

  9. She seems rice.

  10. Do not click if prone to epilectic seizures:

    http://reason.com/blog/2012/10/11/sadlfsda

  11. A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
    The first worm in alcohol … Dead.
    The second worm in cigarette smoke … Dead.
    The third worm in chocolate syrup … Dead.
    The fourth worm in good, clean soil … Alive .
    So the Minister asked the congregation, “What did you learn from this demonstration?”
    Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”

  12. Kanye West just called to say “Dayum, Joe, let the other guy talk once in a while, wouldya?”

  13. On my way to Cocoa. Seeing lots of Romney/Ryan and only 2 TFG signs so far. Billboard count is 2 RR and 1 TFG.

  14. Ya know oso, come to think of it, I have not seen many Obama signs/stickers around. Lots of local pols with signs, very few national.

  15. Also note: left wing in office thinks Biden kicked Ryan’s ass, because he interrupted him, just like Romney.

    No comment on lies about votes on Afghanistan and Iraq wars. “Didn’t catch that”. I think I found some relatives of wiser’s record store buddy.

  16. I have about an even count of TFG and RR signs now. TFG had an early lead. Most of the RR ones sprang up after debate 1.

  17. TFG signs are way out in front here, but the Romney signs are creeping in. 7 to 1 instead of 10 to 1.

  18. Back in ABQ, it is mostly local. I just thought Orlando was supposed to be heavily D-rat. Weird to actually have Romney radio and TV ads. We don’t get either in NM.

  19. “Police: Woman uses nunchucks against ex-boyfriend during struggle” from Bangor Daily News

    No link needed, title says it all. There is something inherently funny about using the word nunchucks.

  20. Good morning, cool kids and bewb looker-at’ers

  21. I don’t care what the lib media is trying to spin. Slow joe looked insane.

    I wish today (post debate) Ryan would say, “I really wasn’t sure what was happening with VP Biden, I was a little concerned he was having a seizure/episode/stroke. He was acting in a very strange fashion. Is he okay?”

  22. Also note: left wing in office thinks Biden kicked Ryan’s ass, because he interrupted him, just like Romney.

    I told my son last night that Biden was doing what they THOUGHT won the debate for Romney. Except he was doing it badly.

  23. Good morning, cool kids and bewb looker-at’ers

    Hmm, Cyn is channeling Gutfeld today.

  24. excellent links and gifs, dawg. DaveinTexas link had me in tears.

    Cute girl too. I’m impressed that you were able to find an Asian woman who was willing to pose for you.

  25. Joe Biden would be a perfect replacement host for Man vs. Food. Adam Richman won the battle a little too often, Biden would make it a fair fight.

  26. Every time they speak as an industry, they validate the rampant piracy that’s killing their bottom line:

    http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2012/10/12/poll-obama-leads-romney-among-porn-industry/

  27. I didn’t watch the end of the debate – Tigers were playing. How long did it take them to get Biden back into his straight jacket?

  28. From the comments at AOS:

    In the VP debate, Biden interrupted Ryan 82 times. The moderator interrupted Ryan 34 times, for a total of 116 times in a 90 minute debate.

    Now, let’s break that down further:
    Biden spoke for 41:50 minutes. Ryan spoke for 40.05 minutes.
    This means that Ryan was interrupted by either Biden or the moderator EVERY 20.73 SECONDS.

  29. *stabs poat

    And STAY dead!

  30. And STAY dead!

    HAHA

  31. Gym time. I know you all care.

  32. ‘Sup? Funneh links puppeh.

  33. Hello, cake lady. How’s things in MO? Everyone jumping out of windows from the Cardinals loss?

  34. Most excellent job on the BBF, Pupster. You do good work. http://i.imgur.com/CMiIX.jpg

  35. Anybody else find it fitting that Biden is the header for Big Boob Friday?

  36. FUUUUUU…getting in an argument with a lib uncle on my sister’s faceass. Just told him he sounded like Biden.

  37. I haven’t heard anyone jumping out of windows yet. Though our ‘boss’ made us make a bunch of Cardinals themed cookies/cakes/etc.

  38. I asked him to quit leaning on his caps lock. Here is his response…

    SO SO SO SO SO I DO WHAT I WANT

    Asshole.

  39. I made a note of this last night because I knew I would forget it:

    During the debate, Biden tried to ridicule Ryan for advocating for someone in his state to receive stimulus money. Basically, he called Ryan a hypocrite for opposing the stimulus bill, then asking for money for a constituent.

    Later, however, Biden says that SuperPACs are bad and evil and should be outlawed, but then basically says “but we welcome their support because hey, that’s how the game is played. I believe his exact words were “horrible, but required.”

    Who’s the hypocrite here, Joe?

  40. Masochism right there, girlie.

    Maybe he just needs a cookie. Or you might.

  41. I caught that too, Wiser.

    I watched a few moments of CNBC last night and they were almost melancholy in their stunned observations of Crazy Uncle Joe. Then I passed out from laughing.

  42. I love, love, love this pic at Breitbart’s: http://is.gd/PEPZTq

    volumes

  43. What was MSDNC like last night?

  44. owner of software co. I am working with is a Dem. He said that on facts (snicker) they were pretty even. But Joe’s antics were unprofessional and embarrassing.

    Not sure if that will change his vote, but that and Obama’s horrible performance are giving him pause.

  45. HA, that is a good picture, Cyn. Like they are going to pull out their knives and have at it.

  46. Not sure if that will change his vote

    Just wait until the foreign policy debate. I have a feeling Libya might come up.

  47. THANKS FOR BEING TOLERANT, BEASN!

  48. What was MSDNC like last night

    I watched a little of it before switching over to the Yankee game. It was hilarious. they were screaming about what a FANTASTIC job Biden did. He was so masterful and showed just how unprepared Ryan was for the difficult job of VP.

    I guess this was the MSNBC debate that Matthews was looking the last time. Blustering, buffoonish, filled with specious facts and the shouting down of any opposing opinions.

  49. It was as though Biden was channeling Matthews.

  50. Hey, who said I was tolerant? I’m gonna……

  51. SO SO SO SO SO I DO WHAT I WANT

    Are you arguing with Ann Althouse or some other silly little girl?

  52. Are you arguing with Ann Althouse or some other silly little girl?

    Yes. My uncle.

  53. In a way, I was a little embarrassed for Biden. Or appalled. Both. Just cringe-worthy all in all. And I am so very, very thankful that Ryan didn’t take the bait. He was much cooler than I might have been.

  54. I think that’s right, Cyn. Ryan won a lot of independents with his cool behavior last night, while Biden did not.

  55. Good morning catamites!

    4 hours of sleep was not enough, but the evil shih-tzu decided he need to go out RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

    Ugh, will grab some lunch and try to get more sleep before tonight’s 12 hr. midnight shift.

    Was too busy to last night to watch the debate, but from scrolling my twitter feed I get that the VP came off as quite the Binford 2000 power tool. Color me shocked. Hope the SCOAMF tries the same approach.

  56. What was MSDNC like last night?
    —————————
    They weren’t exactly ecstatic. At first, they were concerned about how Biden looked, but then talked themselves into thinking Biden was awesome.

  57. So I changed my avail. at work. When I found out my tormentor was coming back, I said ‘oh, hells no’. I changed my hours for minimum exposure to her.

    Yesterday, she told me how horrible it was, me not being there. She is so stressed out with all those orders.

    me – ‘I know it can get bad. I did it for the past year or so’ (she never gave me any help in any of that time)

    her – ‘I had a half hour lunch (we get an hour) and I had to stay over another half hour’ (she left me scrambling on Sun)

    me – ‘Most Sats. I had to stay two hours over to get in a position so I wouldn’t be scrambling on Sun’

    her – ……..

    I want to gloat but it’s pathetic. Beasnette says maybe this is how she needed to learn. I doubt she makes any connections.

  58. How pathetic is the left when a boob like Biden is their saving grace?

    Smartester Predinent Evah.

  59. How pathetic is the left when a boob like Biden is their saving grace?

    highest IQ in the Democrat Party.

  60. Boobden.

  61. Wiser, I saw this in the base liquor store yesterday.

    Strong work.

    Wiser Booze

  62. bad link, phat.

    *rolls up newspaper and smacks phat on the snout

  63. OK, linky fixed now. Refresh.

  64. *holds out and wiggles an empty highball*

  65. I have always been partial to 18 year olds.

    Well, until wiserdaughter turned 18. Sorta changed my perspective a bit

  66. Looks like Florida is a done deal. Multiple polls have Romney over 50%.

  67. *holds out and wiggles an empty highball*

    that tickles….

  68. MJ,

    That kinda changes the RCP map. Add 29 EV in the R column. BOOM.

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/2012_elections_electoral_college_map.html

  69. I’m also comfortable adding NC, NV and MO as ‘lean Romney’.

  70. If future debates had linear effects, Obama would lose CA by 1%.

    Darn those diminishing returns.

  71. Yeah, it really does. There are very plausible paths to 270 without OH, considering that CO is trending red.

  72. I have NC and MO in Romney’s column, but not NV. The union vote is huge out there.

  73. MJ,

    I think OH is eminently winnable. Kasich and Portman are both good guys and very popular. Deploy them everywhere. Well, I guess Portman’s the debate coach, so let him keep doing that.

    People have scoffed at the so called ‘Bradley Effect’ (people don’t want to admit to pollsters that they aren’t planning on voting for a black pol), but I think it will be a real thing this cycle.

    If anything, I think the tide will be stronger than the 2010 elections. What sane person looks at the last four years and says, “YES! Give me more of this!’?

  74. All my democrat friends.

    Oh, you said sane.

    Nevermind.

  75. Uh oh, ace is starting a flame war with laura.

    IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

  76. I see the Nobel committee has beclowned itself yet again.

  77. Picture #1 for the easy win.

    Or Pick one for the easy win.

    Either way.

  78. If they wanted to help bail out Europe, all they had to do was send a check. No reason to embarrass themselves.

  79. Good day, master (de)baters.

  80. I can’t believe Big Bird didn’t get the nobel.

    *burns bag of brusel sprouts

    What? Flights to Europe are expensive.

  81. I can’t believe Big Bird didn’t get the nobel.

    I can’t believe they don’t just give it to Obama by default every year.

  82. Fridays are supposed to be fun.

    Thanks for the hooters pups. *tosses you a BACONZ*

  83. *chomps bacon*

    Hooters are my business and business is boobing.

  84. Haha, political discussion in the office.

    You can smell the strawmen burning.

  85. I wonder if Carney was sitting at home last night with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, watching the debate and thinking “tomorrow is really gonna suck….”

  86. niccccceeee. Great work pup.

  87. Yannow, if I didn’t know that they would put my number on some call lists that I would much prefer not to be on, I actually might call and tell him Joe what an absolute embarrassment he was last night.

    Joe Biden
    @JoeBiden
    Now it’s your turn to talk—call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate.

  88. *67 wiser, dial away!

  89. Um, Glenn, can we talk about maybe taking away those keys?

    http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/153806/

  90. *67 wiser, dial away!

    done and done.

    “Mr. Biden, You embarrassed yourself and your entire party with your antics last night. You should be ashamed of yourself.”

  91. Drinking the water kept his hand and fist distracted from punching the old guy and the scrunt square on the kissers for being such dumbasses.

  92. Metaphorically, of course.

  93. Um, Glenn, can we talk about maybe taking away those keys?

    http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/153806/

    WHAT DID YOU DRINK AND WHY DID YOU DRINK IT, SENATOR?

    WE WANT.. NAY.. WE DEMAND ANSWERS, SENATOR!!!

    WHAT ABOUT YOUR GLAAAAAAAAAASS????

    Dear lord, that woman is truly out of her mind.

  94. Um, Glenn, can we talk about maybe taking away those keys?

    Unbelievable unseriousness.

  95. I can’t stop thinking about why Biden would be such a dick. It was pure spectacle for the base. They don’t care about facts, obviously, but they like the condescension.

    Their internal polls must be terrible if they had to throw red meat to the base like that.

  96. One of the comments from Ann Hothouse’s poll:

    I thought he was playing his own drinking game. He took a sip every time Biden said “friend”!

  97. I suppose the time she wastes on stuff like that would otherwise be used on her umpteenth coy post about how she’s a moderate and undecided and she’s not going to say whether or not she’s voting for her SCOAMF boyfriend again.

  98. When is Biden NOT a dick? You nailed it I think though, MJ. Pure spectacle for the base.

  99. Ann who?

  100. You nailed it I think though, MJ.

    Jeez, get a room already…..

  101. What makes you think we’re not already in a room, huh? Huh?!

  102. Two other notable events on this date, the bombing of the USS Cole in 2000, and today CSM Basil Plumley (We were Soldiers) passed away at 92.

    OH, and today is my kid sister’s b-day, the eldest one. I shall call her and give her shit.

  103. Now it’s your turn to talk—call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate.

    What do you want to bet a bunch of those messages are just moronic laughter?

  104. From the comments:

    What makes you think it was water?

    Actually, it was a specially devised clear liquid CHEAT SHEET full of rethuglican LIES!!!

    Ryan is a CHEATER and a LIAR!!!

  105. Their internal polls must be terrible

    Internals? Hell, just the ‘externals’ are killing them. I simply can’t imagine how bad their internal numbers must be.

    But I’ll bet there is a whole lot of White House stuff getting packed up in unmarked boxes even as we speak..

  106. What do you want to bet a bunch of those messages are just moronic laughter?

    I was tempted…..

  107. I really like his FP chops, though. Apart from being a plagiarist, he was wrong on SDI, the entire philosophy that brought down the USSR (strength through economic/military might), opposed the first gulf war, supported the second and Afghanistan, opposed the surge, wanted to split Iraq into three ethnic/tribal countries, and OPPOSED KILLING BIN LADEN because of political risk.

    He doesn’t belong in the mailroom, let alone the VP chair. He’s beneath contempt as a human being and wouldn’t have been a senator if his family wasn’t wiped out in a car crash.

    But he does’t like to talk about that deep, personal pain. Unless it scores some points or when he needs some sympathy.

  108. drinking water = crazy mysterious behavior

    behaving like a drunken uncle who is losing an argument with his smarter and more sober nephew = WINNING!

  109. I really like his FP chops, though.

    You forgot his idea to send Iran a check for $200million in response to 9/11, Sprout.

  110. Actually, it was a specially devised clear liquid CHEAT SHEET full of rethuglican LIES!!!

    My god; I knew Cheney was good, but not THAT good.

  111. Did Hotspur go have lunch at Car in’s new job place?

  112. Did Hotspur go have lunch at Car in’s new job place?

    Why do you ask? Did someone pinch Car In’s ass?

  113. Haha, Dana Loesch keeps playing Joe Biden debate clips in the middle of calls, interrupting people.

  114. Long quote, but well-said:

    The Democrats cheering on Biden’s bullying, while ignoring the fact that he had nothing to offer on the future of entitlements and his disgraceful alibis about Libya, did so because at bottom they really do not feel Republicans or conservatives are worthy of respect or decency. Though they rarely own up to it, they don’t think Republicans are so much wrong as they are bad. By contrast, most Republicans think Democrats are wrong, not evil. Ryan, whose polite behavior was entirely proper but was made to appear passive and even weak when compared to his bloviating opponent, demonstrated this paradigm by patiently trying to explain his positions even when he was constantly interrupted.

    Hard-core Democrats would have been happy had Obama treated Romney the same way Biden did Ryan (some even falsely claim that Romney behaved in a similar manner to Biden), and there were plenty of signs that he shares his number two’s contempt for the opposition. But while a vice president, especially one who has often been treated as something of a national joke during his four years in office, might be allowed to get away with playing the buffoon, a president cannot. That means next week the president will have to again behave like a grown up. Given the town hall meeting format at the Hofstra University debate, it will be even more important for him to be as civil as Biden was rude. If, as is very likely, Romney again gives a strong performance and doesn’t allow himself to be run roughshod over (as perhaps Ryan did at times), then the odds are Democrats will again be unhappy with their leader’s showing.

    The problem here is not just that presidents and would-be commanders-in-chief must appear presidential. It is that the liberal base of the president’s party is so filled with anger and contempt for Republicans that they can’t abide even a show of civility from their champions.

  115. hey there, Jazzhands.

    Beat up any libs yet today?

  116. Did even one person offer this up for MJ’s Memphis transfer?

    In my Casey Kasem voice

    Today, we have a long-distance dedication sent out from Michigan to MJ, who’s leaving his home in Granny’s Diaperland for a new gig in Memphis, TN. Don’t be sad, MJ – there’s plenty to do in your new hometown….

    /I know, I know – “Don’t embed vids.” I’m scoffing at the law today. :P

  117. doesn’t allow himself to be run roughshod over (as perhaps Ryan did at times),

    This pisses me off. Had he attempted to fight back, he would have been accused of stooping to Biden’s level and being just as immature. By sitting back and allowing Biden to show what a complete and total ass he was, he looked far more mature.

    Honestly, was he supposed to get into a screaming match with the lunatic Biden? Yeah, that sure would have played well….

  118. Beat up any libs yet today?
    ————————-
    Day ain’t over.

  119. No embedding allowed!!

    /MCPO

  120. heya, wiser!!!!

    Not today – I don’t play the undercard! Wiser, I mean this with all sincerity: There is little in this world as gratifying as hate-sex and punching libs. If I coulda fucked his bruised ass in a rapacious act of brutal superiority, I would have. Fucking A, dude – I’d do it all over again in a second, even as I despise the fact that it happened.

  121. All right – who fucked with the embed code? We actually have to use HTML to do it right now?

  122. No embedding allowed!!

    /MCPO

    It doesn’t carry the same gravitas when you say it with teeth.

  123. This pisses me off. Had he attempted to fight back, he would have been accused of stooping to Biden’s level and being just as immature. By sitting back and allowing Biden to show what a complete and total ass he was, he looked far more mature.

    Honestly, was he supposed to get into a screaming match with the lunatic Biden? Yeah, that sure would have played well….

    Kobayashi maru, wiser.

  124. … or while not atop a scooter.

  125. Or Rascal thingy

  126. Fucking A, dude – I’d do it all over again in a second, even as I despise the fact that it happened.

    I think the problem with most liberals is that they have not ever been on the receiving end of a well-deserved beat-down. Notice how, as society has become more and more gentile, liberals feel more and more emboldened to get in people’s faces.

    I bet the douche-nozzle you laid out will probably think twice before he gets mouthy with someone who dares to disagree with him again. If only more libs were given the thrashings that they deserve, we wouldn’t have idiots like the OWSers out their whining and bitching so much.

  127. BTW, HI, sessy Cyn! :) You are especially fetching today. Were you not married, I’d be pitching woo at you harder than Justin Verlander throwing a fastball. ;)

  128. Kobayashi maru, wiser.

    General Tso’s Chicken, Jazz

  129. Heya Jazzy ;)

    I totally read that as Jewstin Verlander.

  130. I bet the douche-nozzle you laid out will probably think twice before he gets mouthy with someone who dares to disagree with him again.

    He apologizes incessantly to my friends who hosted us. He recognizes that he provoked the fight. He won’t come over to the hosts’ house if I’m there, and I’m SURE he’s gonna think twice. I had about fifteen of his buddies talk to me over the ensuing two or three weeks, and all were reveling in the story and wishing they’d had the opportunity to jack him in the mouth. They also tease me about “fucking, goddam Democrats” all the time. I can take it – they’re all wary of pushing it too far, because they recognize I WILL fucking jack them if they push it too far, too. It feels great to disregard the constraints of the expectations associated with my profession, but if I ever get arrested for knocking one of these fuckers around, I’m gonna be a news item, for sure. :)

  131. General Tso’s Chicken, Jazz

    Cat. It’s what’s for dinner.

  132. Notice how, as society has become more and more gentile, liberals feel more and more emboldened to get in people’s faces.

    I blame Hitler.

  133. He apologizes incessantly to my friends who hosted us.

    Any apology to you?

  134. I blame Hitler.

    zakly.

  135. Nice comment on that stupid Althouse poll, Sean.

  136. Any apology to you?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I’m a selfish, property-owing, union-hating conservative! Why would would a Democrat apologize to a bug?

  137. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<

    so, he's not only a douche-nozzle, he's a cowardly, slimey little toad douche-nozzle.

    I suspect this will not be his last beat-down.

  138. Ann Althouse is an insipid, prevaricating douchetool who pretends to centrism, fairmindedness, and judiciousness.

  139. Nice comment on that stupid Althouse poll, Sean.

    Thank you, Andy. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

  140. I suspect this will not be his last beat-down.

    I may spark the embers of confrontation if I run into him again and I’m feeling as fit as I do now. This vessel yet needs to be emptied of retribution.

  141. I totally read that as Jewstin Verlander.

    I’m not sure he would pitch to you, and if he did, I think it would all be curveballs.

  142. I want to see Andy’s “Althouse” comment! Can I get a linky?

  143. Hitler was a vegetarian.

    Liberals are vegetarians.

    Liberals hate Jews.

    Hey! That one’s actually true!

  144. Fucking A, dude
    ————————-
    Punctuation and capitalization are very important.

  145. Sean’s comment.

    Start here: https://twitter.com/TheH2/status/256843458319380481

  146. DO NOT MOCK MY PEDANTISM, OR I SHALL MOCK YOUR PEDERASTY!!!!

  147. Adolf Hitler had a mustache.

    Eric Holder has a mustache.

    Both of their surnames begin with an “H” and end in “er.”

    ‘Nuff said.

  148. Hey! That one’s actually true!

    I do so love watching the little ones figure things out for themselves.

    Nicely done, Sprout. Nicely done.

  149. I’m a Catholic, and I don’t believe in abortion. That said, Althouse is a convincing argument for genetic pruning. Vacillators infuriate, and pretend vacillators – Althouse goes through this fucking sham drama every election – ought to have their pendulum permanently and completely damped. Actually, they should never be allowed to swing.

    Hah – a new meme: Althouse is a swinger. LOLOL

  150. Great comment, Andy. I’ve been trying to figure out what Reynolds was doing handing out keys, ESPECIALLY to Althouse. Reynolds runs with a pretty heady lot. Why he deigns to accommodate the much less intellectually luminous likes of Althouse is a mystery to me, other than, perhaps, the collegiality of academics.

  151. He probably felt safe giving his keys to a lawyer, and teacher at UW.

    Oooops

  152. Gotta head out. Back later.

  153. Comment by wiserbud on October 12, 2012 3:20 pm
    Their internal polls must be terrible
    But I’ll bet there is a whole lot of White House stuff getting packed up in unmarked boxes shredded even as we speak..

    FTFY

  154. After I get done cleaning my screen I’ll be ready for the Monday Morning Gluteal Thriller, or twatever you homos are calling it these days.

  155. Leon’s Lezbos

  156. Gawd it’s good to be home, although Memphis was nice. As long as you don’t actually have to go to Memphis.

  157. **wanders in, grabs a red Solo cup-full from the wine box.

    Funniest comment from the visitation last night was that the poll numbers changed after my mother-in-law was able to bend God’s ear in person.

  158. I just realized that Biden’s debate will be his last public ‘thing.’ Kind of fitting. It started with lies and plagiarism and ended basically the same.

    I’m really proud of Paul for being a gentleman.

  159. Haha, think she had something to do with it, roamy?

  160. Funniest comment from the visitation last night was that the poll numbers changed after my mother-in-law was able to bend God’s ear in person.
    ————————–
    I love it. You ok? I can be there in less than an hour if you need anything. You’ve witnessed my driving, and can attest to the fact that space and time don’t really apply.

  161. Joe Biden – At The Movies

  162. And regarding that red Solo cup, you can only fill to the second line, with wine.

    It’s in the rules.

  163. I’m happy. Paul Ryan conducted himself as a rational, polite human being. Biden and Raddatz acted as I expected; condescending, argumentative nitwits. Raddatz in particular was an abysmal failure.

  164. Jay, I’m not turning down any help at this time. My second favorite comment was from the priest, who said she was “a character.” I never know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but memorable, anyway.

    MJ, I’m doing better now. We’re through the worst of it.

  165. **wanders in, grabs a red Solo cup-full from the wine box.

    Howdy, Romaine. Hope your doing okay.

    {{{hugs}}}

  166. Biden proved last night that the collective intelligence of the Senate and the Executive branch was increased when he was elected VP.

  167. I’m glad you are through the worst of it, roamy. I’m dreading when I have to go through it. I hope it’s a LONG time away.

  168. **slurps the wine down to the second line**

    No problem, see?

    **refills when Jay’s not looking**

  169. I think it’s hilarious that undecideds thought Biden won the debate and still broke strongly for Romney, in a poll done in…California.

  170. (((HUGS)))

  171. Hey lauraw, what did you think?

  172. *pounces on Romacita*

  173. Of what MJ? I haven’t been around all day, I’m out of the loopski.

  174. >> the poll numbers changed after my mother-in-law was able to bend God’s ear in person

    Good job MIL. 10,000 Nobel Peace Prizes in heaven.

    *hugs Roamy, swipes drink*

  175. Biden proved last night that the collective intelligence of the Senate and the Executive branch was increased when he was elected VP.

    He actually raised the average IQ of the Senate and the Obama administration at the very same time.

  176. The whole Biden thing.

  177. He actually raised the average IQ of the Senate and the Obama administration at the very same time.
    ———————-
    Correct. Have a shot of delicious, mind erasing liquor.

  178. The left wants so badly to laugh at us. They want to discredit us with mockery, japes, and ridicule. They want to feel big, and they want us to feel small. They want to dismiss us with a giggle and a wave of the hand.

    Joe gave them their hearts’ desire. And our disgusted response to his behavior is just what losers say.

    In short, their alternate reality is once again fully populated and operational. For a minute there, they thought they were going to have to meet us substantively on serious issues. Thank goodness that has been put to rest.

  179. Home, food shopping, etc.
    Chitchat later kids!

  180. Joe served up plenty of foot in mouth fodder for RNC and Superpac ads, he does what Joe does best, self-serving, easily disprovable lies. The apeing for the camera with all the sneering and guffawing in two panels, with Ryan looking almost like a patient adult, waiting for Uncle Kooky to take a breath already was a terrific bit of video.

    SO it looks like a draw and people still talk about the last one, where nobody except Obama thought he looked good. I hope he overprepares for next week, cause he’s still incompetent.

  181. For a minute there, they thought they were going to have to meet us substantively on serious issues.
    —————————–
    It’s going to hurt so much getting dumped a second time by Obama.

    And right after uncle Joe assured them that even though Obama’s out with that slut Heather, he really likes them.

  182. this being busy thing kinda sucks.

  183. So this morning – up at 5 … clean until 10. WOrk from 11- 3:30. Get home, find family here ….

    Now tonight I have to go to a football game with my mil.

    WHEN WILL THIS END?

  184. 1:30am

  185. It’s sort of interesting that Romney has been describing Obama/Biden as children just when they start acting like children.

    OMG. Romney is playing 12th dimensional jarts.

  186. This day is going into clusterfoch mode.

  187. WHEN WILL THIS END?

    June 30, 2021.

  188. It seemed as if I was “busier” when the girls were in HS – I think it was because they kept making elaborate plans without consulting us until the last minute.

    I always felt like I was chasing my tail :P

  189. Hope the first day went well, Car in. First day meaning non-training day, that is.

  190. Drunkle.

  191. Catch the 1am replay of The Five if you wanna see Dana Perino get pissed at Beckel.

  192. Drunkle.

    I’m game.

  193. OT Spent the afternoon with a FB friend from TAS whose Dad was Naval Intelligence in WWII and CIA during VN. He retired on the Space Coast after Jimmy Carter betrayed Taiwan. Lots of retired spooks, FBI, and Secret Service in the neighborhood. Nothing but Romney/Ryan signs in the neighborhood. Really sad to see a real American hero with Alzheimers. 20$

  194. Dave?

    http://imgur.com/J3Log

  195. I’ve got a mil in full freak out mode.

    And here’s something new, I’m at the football field.

  196. Pups, great links! Love your gifs as always. Mwah!

  197. Work was another training day j’ames. One more day of expediting then I get to make money.

  198. I’m not that fat anymore.

    But I was pups.

    *no more baconz for you, faggit*

  199. I knew it wasn’t you, Dave. No emerald green thong.

    MJ?

    http://imgur.com/AH5he

  200. Who is a cute little pumpkin?!

    http://flic.kr/p/dj7dVt

  201. Thanks for the DG pic!!!! She always makes my day.

  202. Thanks pups. Also I checked the links. Well done. I appreciate the homage. And that you picked Rosetta’s homage for Rosetta and not me.

    *scritches you behind the ears, puts the flea shit on you*

    Here, have some cheese wrapped around a worm pill.

    Good boy.

  203. Called Scott after food shopping and he was not amused. He has to work late tonight for a client who is a problem child. Asked me to run out and fetch him a bottle of Mr. Alcohol.

    Procurement complete. I am in for the evening. I see you douchebags have accomplished very little in the last three hours.

  204. All my socks are organized Miss Prissy Rumrunner, so nyah.

  205. Pups, great links! Love your gifs as always. Mwah!

    Thanks bear.

    *clears throat*

  206. In that you have beaten me. I still have to do the Summer-to-Winter clothes baggingment and dresser drawer conversion. Some things have been pulled from the Winter area on the few chilly days so far here, and the Summer stuff is still hanging around.

    My socks are in terrible seasonal disarray.

  207. I have the first 6 paragraphs of my children’s book written:

    Horton Humps a Ho

  208. Wiser, if I sing some old Motown in the truck on my way to work, is that technically a cover?

  209. If you only own white socks and black socks, organizing the sock drawer is a snap.

  210. >> Summer-to-Winter clothes baggingment and dresser drawer conversion

    I don’t understand what this means. It sounds like you have, different clothes for summer and winter?

    Different colored shorts? What?

    *is confused*

  211. Wiser, if I sing some old Motown in the truck on my way to work, is that technically a cover?

    yes…

    are you planning to release it as a single?

  212. Lauraw, I’ve been chatting with my spook and State friends recently, and these formerly D-rat types have all had their eyes opened by TFG and the way he handled Libya. The fear level is way past the Jimmy Carter days. I spent the day with a friend whose Dad resigned from the CIA after Carter betrayed Taiwan. Another friend still tells the story about evacing from Teheran. She was one of the biggest Obots I know. She has gone politically silent since Benghazi.

  213. Wiser, she’s asking you if her singing career is over.

  214. http://imgur.com/gallery/4Yxiy

  215. Wiser, she’s asking you if her singing career is over.

    That’s why I asked her if she planned to release it as a single.

    Yannow, for someone who fancies himself an expert on my theory, you really do not have much of a grasp on the details.

  216. Wiser- You had better comment on how cute my grand daughter is or you’re NEVER meeting Mare!

  217. I love Jimmy Leyland. I don’t hate the Yankees. I hate the Giants. I don’t hate the Nats…yet. I despise the Cards. Looks like I’ll be rooting for the AL.

  218. >> Yannow, for someone who fancies himself an expert on my theory, you really do not have much of a grasp on the details.

    I don’t waste a lot of time on anthropomorphic global warming either, but I understand its flaws.

  219. Wiser- You had better comment on how cute my grand daughter is or you’re NEVER meeting Mare!

    ……….

    ……….

    …………..

    okay… I guess it’s worth it.

    wiserbride thinks she’s adorable. Does that work?

  220. Lauraw is on facebook?

  221. \o/ oso

  222. but I understand its flaws.

    How cute. Ignorance masquerading as superiority…..

    There’s a term for that, I think….

    …like the Dummy-Goober Effect or something like that.

  223. The term is Biden.

  224. Chief, your granddaughter is really cute. How old was your son when you adopted him?

  225. I watched the Steelers game last night while switching between baseball and NCAA foosball. I was on AoS for debate coverage. My political nerd cred is in jeopardy but c’mon! Football and playoff baseball!!!

  226. http://i.imgur.com/hhAt2.jpg

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  227. Hotspur – 17

  228. …like the Dummy-Goober Effect or something like that.

  229. You just called me cute.

    You know I don’t like that.

  230. Oso, I imagine there’s a lot of rank-and-file intel people who are very conflicted right now. And very pained that their high regard for Obama is not a mutual phenomenon.

  231. If he threw his own grandmother under the bus, why would THIS be a shock? Oh and Hillary, wear something that’s not going to let the tread marks show, K?

  232. Joe Biden – Obama’s assassination insurance policy.

  233. You just called me cute.

    You know I don’t like that.

    *smacks Dave in the ass…..

    Now go get me a beer, sweetie.

  234. sure babycakes

    *shakes that motherfucker and hands you a lime*

    enjoy

  235. Did anybody give anybody else a placebo today?

  236. *shakes that motherfucker and hands you a lime*

    you silly little minx.

  237. Lauraw, State has always been more D-rat than the trogs at DOD. It is killing the tea sippers both literally and figuratively. It would be funny if it weren’t so freaking painful. One of my friends has worked for Nike for 25 years and her Dad was a spook and she feels betrayed by TFG. It is hard not to play the I told you so card but they are all in shock. Our Israeli friend in common has been feeling ostracized by most of our friends since 2008. Dalit has her daughter in the military and she lives under constant fear of TFGs presidency. I try not to make polirics personal but I really despise TFG and anyone that votes for him. $20. Screw you guys, I waded in the Atlantic today with only one freak out.

  238. Did anybody give anybody else a placebo today?

    Well, I really can’t say… sorta undermines the effectiveness…

  239. Wanted to see if it would land in your nose, like last time.

    Drink up, shriner.

  240. Ooooh…very cool Solar System gif, Pups

  241. Praying for the RFH family this weekend. Sorry again for the loss of your MiL, Romacita.

  242. Wow. What a day.

  243. Wow. What a day.

    Hold on a sec.

    DAVE! GET THIS MAN A BEER!

    okay, tell us all about it…

  244. Good evening godless sodomites!

    Having the cards game on ginormous screen at work isn’t turning out to be as much fun as I hoped.

  245. SCOTT! DON’T OPEN THIS BEER.

    open this one,

    Today we salute you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activities Coordinator

  246. Good evening godless sodomites!

    I’m actually more of a Gomorrahan.

  247. Kids these days are so romantic, doncha think?

    http://tinyurl.com/9nc2qsh

  248. Auction season.

    Did you hear that we got a new grill/smoker/oven gizmo in our arsenal?

    This weekend is dedicated to the letter meat. Chicken is .99 per lb, and the stuff I turn into roast beef is $2.59 per lb.

    The neighborhood is going to smell awesome.

  249. Today we salute you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activities Coordinator

    Judging from my own admittedly anecdotal experience, the attractiveness of people who enjoy being nude outdoors is VASTLY overstated in that commercial.

  250. Nudity is overrated. I’d wear board shorts but I fear that implies an athleticism I don’t employ.

  251. Nudity is not overrated.

    NEVER

  252. Yeah….20 year old me had no problem skinny dipping. 49 year old me would swim in a burkha.

  253. Nothing like skinny dipping and being back lit by a couple hundred boats competing in a fishing tourney. Good times.

  254. I’m naked now.

    Good weather.

  255. I did some skinny dipping this past summer. I had no problem with it.

  256. I think that the hotel would have a few issues with skinny dipping. I may actually sit on the beach in the AM.

  257. I’m naked now.

    Who isn’t?

  258. What is the plane on the ONT thread at Ace’s? One of these flew over my place really low a week or so ago.

  259. I like PJs.

  260. B-17

  261. PJ’s? Freak.

  262. Sentimental Journey is her name.

  263. PJ is a Freak?

  264. The CAF here in Mesa has her. From the schedule, that was her in your next of the woods, Pepe.
    http://www.azcaf.org/pages/touring.html

  265. holy crap. Just saw a Dow commercial that ended with “Solutionism. The New Optimism.”

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

  266. HA! Painful!

  267. Cool, thanks for the info darlin’. ;-)

    It was pretty neat. It was flying low and slow right over the house.

  268. She’s a beauty. We’ve taken the boys to the CAF and Mr. Cyn rode in the B-24 one day. He’d called in sick with some sniffles and happened to see that the planes were back in town for rides. Wasn’t cheap, but a memory for a lifetime he said.

  269. Solutionism

    *wonders if Dow people read our blog*

  270. <i.Solutionism

    *wonders if Dow people read our blog*

    We should sue.

  271. Oops; the ride Mr. Cyn took was thru Collings Foundation. “Witchcraft” was her name.

  272. We should sue.

    I know!

    If only we knew of some real attorneys.

  273. Did you hear that we got a new grill/smoker/oven gizmo in our arsenal?

    yeah, I heard about your egg.

    Your neighborhood is gonna smell like Beale St.

  274. If only we knew of some real attorneys.

    nah… only Michael.

    And he couldn’t even sell advertising to a baseball park. You really gotta suck to fail at that.

  275. I slept at a Holiday Inn Express once.

  276. I slept at a Holiday Inn Express once.

    slut

  277. HA! Fooled you.

    That woulda been true had it been a Motel 6.

  278. Hostagettes looking good!

    http://tinyurl.com/8gdpfzm

  279. No posting meat up picks Sohos. You know the rules.

  280. Oh wait, I’m not in that one. Carry on!

  281. Lookit the BALLS on that chick!
    She’s worked very hard for that.

    http://tinyurl.com/9rslt8r

  282. Hostagettes looking good!

    That’s header material right there, that is.

    Oh, and no cameras allowed at the next meat-up.

  283. I dont know how to change the header or I would do it

  284. I dont know how to change the header or I would do it

    taken care of

  285. My high school’s football team Clear Creek (The Wildcats) are 7-0!!!!! Woohooo!!!! I love it!

  286. Thanks wiserbabe

  287. Jeebus. On today’s episode of This Old Poat …

  288. Thanks wiserbabe

    any time, sohot

    *wink

  289. USS Cole was bombed 12 years ago: I was there, with the families, when they were informed their loved ones were killed, wounded or unharmed. I was at Portsmouth Naval Hospital when the wounded arrived and I was on the pier for the memorial service. I heard WJ Clinton promise to bring the perpetrators to justice.
    I remember.

  290. Sweet Dreams, all ♥♥♥

  291. That was a hell of a choke in DC tonight. Probably means we won’t be seeing a first pitch from noodle arm.

  292. Domesticating elephants requires patience.

  293. wakey wakey

  294. Frost last night. It’s a week early.
    Then a warm front is supposed to come in.
    New England.
    If you don’t like the weather…

  295. Oh man. Frost makes my kale, parsley, and radicchio taste sweet now. nom nom nom. I should have grown parsnips. D’oh. Next year.

  296. *props dead poat up on a door and practices flying scissor kick*

  297. Jiminy effin’ Christmas.

    The equivalent population of New Hampshire has keys to the blog and this poat’s been up for how long?

  298. I put up two vapid and dull posts at The Connecticut Brisket Research Center. I’m exhausted. Done for a month.

  299. the smeller’s the feller, Andy.

  300. *trips over posts unattached head. Props it on top of body. Watches head slide off and bounce into rendering room.

  301. Bout 24 hours. I tried to make another poat on this here android tablet…but it is too wonky with wordpress` POS interface. Also because lazy.

  302. In iPhone contacts, you can specify the spouse of the contact. But it allows only one spouse. If I were Muslime, I would go all jihad on Apple’s ass.

  303. AT WORK

  304. I could just reblog LWs smokeymeatwood poat.

  305. I could just cross-post my morning thread at the Mo-Ship.

  306. Someone kick Soho’s ass out of bed. Saturday morning threads are her specialty.

  307. I NEED BACON

  308. All the cool people go to the fresh, new poat. Everybody who wants to give Joe Biden a rimjob stay here.

  309. Where’s Joe?

    /Anka


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