Good afternoon, RomneyPhones.
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Cyn and I wrote this song way back in 1987. We’d been living in Hollywood for a few months when we ran into a guy that called himself Axl. I developed a pretty strong addiction to huffing Aquanet, and Cyn…well Cyn was called Sin back then IYKWIMAITYD. In order to keep ourselves stocked up on hair care products and meth, but mostly hair care products, we decided to write a few songs for our new friend Axl and his buddies Slash, what’s his name, that other guy, and that dude that plays the drums.
Cyn wrote the first part:
If I say I don’t need anyone
I can say these things to you
‘Cause I can turn on anyone
Just like I’ve turned on you
I’ve got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you’ll do whatever I like.
I responded with the chorus:
Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young
But Honey I ain’t naive
Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey you’re a bit obscene.
Cyn:
I’ve seen everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I’ve had everything that’s tangible
Honey you’d be surprised
I’m a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise
If you turn me on to anything
You better turn me on tonight.
I don’t really remember anything after that. I woke in the hospital a few days later, apparently brought in by someone calling themselves Mrs. Robinson. Or so the doctors told me.
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This week’s model has probably been here before, but it’s not like you guys/gals would remember. Most of you don’t remember how you got in front of the computer, let alone what happened a few weeks or months ago. Anywho, please give a 47% welcome to 100% of Sophie Howard!!!!!!!!!
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Anyone who doesn’t feel up to taking the test will be excused as long as you volunteer to clean the soiled latex hoses, masks, and bodysuits. Ok! So everyone’s here then. Eyes on you own paper!
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48 BC – Pompey the Great is assassinated on the orders of King Ptolemy of Egypt.
1066 – William the Bastard (as he was known at the time) invades England beginning the Norman Conquest.
1448 – Christian I is crowned king of Denmark.
1787 – The newly completed United States Constitution is voted on by the U.S. Congress to be sent to the state legislatures for approval.
1919 – Race riots begin in Omaha, Nebraska, US.
1928 – The U.K. Parliament passes the Dangerous Drugs Act outlawing cannabis. (the dude, like that’s your opinion, man)
1950 – Indonesia joins the United Nations.
1995 – Bob Denard and a group of mercenaries take the islands of Comoros in a coup.
2008 – SpaceX launches the first private spacecraft, the Falcon 1 into orbit.
2012 – Two guys in Oakland tape two kids trying to cool off in a bucket.
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True story.
Uh oh, DumpTheHump? Someone will not be pleased.
I have to admit, from what I could see, those big boobs aren’t gross. Yet.
I love the ghetto bucket Olympics. Good job, MJ!
Pushing the envelope.
Ghetto bucket Olympics was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I can’t get over the guy laughing the whole time.
My furniture just came! I’m liking it.
When we bought it, we paid and were about ready to walk out the door when we remembered that we needed the old stuff taken away. We would have kept it, but it’s soooooooo heavy.
Salesman said we could arrange something with the guys who deliver.
So, I just asked and they were a bit wary as they said their truck is full but they will do it for $20 per piece as the store usually charges. (actually the salesman said something about $50). I gave them $30 per piece.
Haha, Dangerous Drugs Act gif FTW!
Now, she does seem nice.
I was almost embarrassed when 20 years worth of dustbunnies, assorted pencils, beads, paper clips, and a remote we have been looking for forever, fell out the bottom of both sofas.
As I said this morning, I’ve seen the movie from the SpaceX gif. It’s weirder than you think.
I gave this post a thumbs up…because I didn’t know what else to do.
I thought Hotspur was banned from commenting on BBF ever since the 1930’s pinup debacle?
Hmmm
The new stuff looks good. Now I’m not liking the chair.
Just saw the best news ever, according to the Washington Post the government found an extra half million jobs they forgot to count or something.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/us-revises-hiring-numbers-businesses-added-453k-more-jobs-in-third-year-of-recovery/2012/09/27/d2c7e29a-08bf-11e2-a10c-fa5a255a9258_story.html
Reecovery!
Good morning, Obamaphone call screeners.
l to r – mare, pupster
HAHAHA…some idiot put Obama on one of her pinterest boards. She’s not liking the comments.
hahahaha…stupid pinterest dummy. (I look at it every day!)
Dave, that is a September surprise. Are they really going to try and make that work?
Beasn, are you listening to Rush? I couldn’t understand what the caller was saying that was a lie the media was saying about something shouted at a Romney Ryan rally.
No mare, I turned the radio off before the delivery guys came.
Hey mare, do you have your own boards on pinterest?
If they’ll lie about terrorist attacks I don’t see why they wouldn’t lie about unemployment.
If things suck because Obama inherited a bigger problem than anybody thought, how much more will they suck when he inherits an even worse economy than the first one?
I love this picture.
I love this picture:
http://tinyurl.com/9lrsrnu
FELDSPAR!!
WEIRD, BEANSSNN
I wrote that before I saw yours.
I posted that last night on another site. The left was crowing that due to revisions, Obama was now a net job creator.
It works out to 2400 jobs a month for 46 months. Factoring in for population growth, that means in about NEVER we’ll back to full employment at this pace.
The left can suck it. He’s got the worst job creation record ever, regardless. They’re hashing out whether he sucks goat balls or donkey balls. Either way he sucks balls.
Here is mare with her daughters.
You’re right, Dave, I just mean who is going to believe they found jobs like they found ballots in the trunk of a car?
Who the fudge would believe that the economy is really great based on a clerical error?
If Obama gets reelected will he reflexively blame Obama for leaving him a huge mess?
Seriously, I have a daughter with blond hair and one with brown.
My bad. Actually the economy is good, and all of the cheetos that you’re shoveling in your face are $100 bills.
–Stuff Obama said, Vol II, chapter 13, Section ‘That’s Not My Dick in Your Mouth.’
Son just texted me. got picked for homecoming court.
O Reeery?
Carin, did his girlfriend get picked too?
For beasn.
no one else look.
YAY Car inson!
I think so, Mare.
Just had three WWII fighter planes doing aerial maneuvers over my house!
The other kid brag is more of a funny. Matt is a Jr this year. The entire freshman class (of girls, you freaks) is in love with him.
LOL.
I find your lack of faith. . . disturbing.
>> Seriously, I have a daughter with blond hair and one with brown.
Me too.
…
Are you my wife?
Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:39 pm
You’re right, Dave, I just mean who is going to believe they found jobs like they found ballots in the trunk of a car?
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In the Bush/Gore election here in NM, the woman in charge of counting votes pulled 200+ absentee ballots out of her purse when it looked like Bush might win. Strangely enough, all the ballots were for Gore…………….
For beasn.
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Either way will still require a can of Raid and a can of Lysol.
“Are you my wife?”
Holy crap, wouldn’t that be funny.
Tell me if you hear this……DAAAAAAAAVE!!
I have a daughter with blond hair and one with brown
And you will notice we can’t quite see you in that pic. Kind of like a meat-up.
Matt is a Jr this year. The entire freshman class (of girls, you freaks) is in love with him.
You know, if any of the freshman boys are in love with him, that’s okay, too.
STOP BULLYING!!!
Beasnsnsns, when I’m with my girls all of our pictures look like that, me hiding between or behind the two.
hahahaha
http://tinyurl.com/8wl58bg
>> Tell me if you hear this……DAAAAAAAAVE!!
*head springs up from the computer*
You know, if any of the freshman boys are in love with him, that’s okay, too.
STOP BULLYING!!!
Yea, I guess, but I don’t want to know about it.
No, no, no, C arin. YOU WILL CELEBRATE THEIR LOVE.
Keegan and Bubba are playing well. Tiger should have gone to Vegas with a couples of waitresses. . .
Really?!
Heh, yeah, MCPO, the commentator just called it a good old fashioned beatdown.
Rosetta pours Mare a drink. . .
http://tinyurl.com/bq87o5k
Really.
No kidding?
http://tinyurl.com/76vfyg2
Oops. Fox apparently just showed a car chase that ended in a suicide.
You bet.
Heyooooo!
First world problems. . .
http://tinyurl.com/cag5h45
Hey, where is everybody?!
http://tinyurl.com/96dyyzl
I’m here.
That’s terrific.
You don’t need to say the other part, MJ. We’re already used to it.
Clever. I’ll kill you last because I enjoy your humorous attempts at…humor.
Man, that sucked.
MJ – What are the plans for the weekend?
(L to R) MJ; Mare
http://tinyurl.com/bqw9zjz
I’m supposed to run 8 miles with the lady tomorrow. On Sunday I’ll probably cut the grass and swim a mile or so.
Sounds exciting no? What’s up with you?
L to R: MJ; MCPO
Hahahahaha. I wish I could have posted this after Wiserbud’s amazing post.
http://imgur.com/h4yt6
Umm, you just did.
L to R: MJ; MCPO
HAHAHAHAHA!
45 pushup done. 35 more to go.
Mommy…
Then pullups.
I exercised enough in high school, I don’t have to anymore.
15 more. Almost there.
I can only do 10 or 15 push ups. After I’m healed up, I’m going to work on that.
wow.
This girl is proof positive of the incredible power of airbrushing
I can do enough pushups to lose count, so I generally don’t. It ends up making my elbows sore and giving me a twitchy bicep.
can you imagine the outrageous outrage the righteously outraged left would rage if they learned that Bush had nto attended any of his security briefings right up to 9/11?
I mean… COME ON!! It was 9/11!!! Bush should have know SOMETHING was going to occur….
>> This girl is proof positive of the incredible power of airbrushing
Science. It’s a good thing.
Wiser – Good luck with that! The MSM is s-o-o-o totally in the bag for the Kenyan Marxist that even my liberal professor buddy no longer tries to deny it.
Wiser – Good luck with that! The MSM is s-o-o-o totally in the bag for the Kenyan Marxist that even my liberal professor buddy no longer tries to deny it.
reread my comment….
I aim for 80. First set with feet up on a bench. 25. Then 20s.
http://tinyurl.com/c5nfb6t
Teh aids the live sports link gave my computer last night was washed by spybot search and destroy this morning.
This girl is proof positive of the incredible power of airbrushing
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I’m not even sure she’s a real person. She might be a concoction of a teenage smut marketing team.
Umm, you just did.
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o/O
So Car-In, do you do push ups, and pull ups every day? How many pull ups?
I did a triple lutz followed by an ollie & a fakie when my left nut got pinched in my zipper. I swore to never exercise again.
This poat needs more lemon bear dick punch.
From the “Morning” Jolt (that just showed up in my inbox)
Laura of Princess Politics: “2008: ‘Obama’s gonna pay my mortgage.’ 2012: ‘I got me an ObamaPhone.’ #PresidentDowngrade”
Ace is en fuego. I didn’t think I could get any angrier after Wiser’s poat last night. I was wrong.
I think I might be overindulging myself tonight in wine, women and weed.
Very funny BBF! HAHAHAHA! Oh, and MJ…
Thanks, gorgeous.
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r4can/
HAHAHAHA!
*snaps lid off the Aquanet and giggles*
I haven’t listened to GNR in forever. They used to put out some fun stuff.
I think I might be overindulging myself tonight in wine, women and weed.
You almost say that like it’s a bad thing.
Anybody else watching FauxNews when they aired the suicide live?
*raises hand*
Dang.
I basically love GnR right now.
During one of our house moves, I tied a bandana on my head like Axl in this pic, http://is.gd/WNTbcQ, and was sporting a similar sunglasses. I was Axl for the rest of the day after doing that sideways dance move a few times and belting out a few bars of Sweet Child O Mine. Good times.
Love it.
Good luck with your race dealie tomorrow. May your nipples go unroughened and your manties be skid-free.
Turn up to 11: http://youtu.be/JMpK_YPpeho
We would sing GnR songs but as John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart. I have friends that are crazy.
We would sing GnR songs but as John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart. I have friends that are crazy.
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Uh huh. Friends.
When I was in High School and I was angry at my stepfather I used to play GNR on my stereo in my room really loud and fold clothes while feeling very tough.
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
*folding a sweater*
WE GOT FUN AND GAMES
*slides pile of folded sweaters into dresser drawer*
WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT
*mouths lyrics while tossing hair around, slightly*
*pulls a pair of pants out of the laundry basket, empoweredly*
empoweredly
I am sooo using that word this evening.
Gets 2nd Gen iPod out to listen to GnR while working on Christopher Walken impression…
*readies cowbell*
So Car-In, do you do push ups, and pull ups every day? How many pull ups?
No, once I week I do push-up/pull-ups.
I do as many (assisted) pull-ups that I can muster. Sometimes it’s more, sometimes it’s less.
I don’t understand this. Fox was showing a live feed. The guy shoots himself. Fox cut the feed off the moment some human was able to realize what is happening, and managed to cut it off.
What exactly is Fox guilty of here? Lack of precognition capability?
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!
\m/ -_- \m/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeKjmB2DaAs
*bans wiser and wiserbud with prejudice*
I don’t got no wine, and I finished off my Buckey vodka.
*pouts.
What exactly is Fox guilty of here?
Allowing that whiny little bitch Shep Smith to remain on their payroll…..
extra e right here for up there^
Allowing that whiny little bitch Shep Smith to remain on their payroll…
And for that they should do hard time.
What exactly is Fox guilty of here? Lack of precognition capability?
Purdy much.
I wasn’t offended. Hell, the guy had already shot at police on his way out of town.
>> When I was in High School and I was angry at my stepfather I used to play GNR on my stereo in my room
Your stepfather got off easy.
Oh man, I paid way more dearly than loud GnR.
Off to eat pizza empoweredly. Later peeps.
*clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap
*clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap
*clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap
*clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap
*clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns5w5fnigbQ
Didn’t Fox air a suicide in a pickup truck years ago that resulted in the 5 second delay in the first place?
Oh, Cyn. Don’t. It’s sad. And spellcheck underlines it in red.
Oh Cyn.
Oh man, I paid way more dearly than loud GnR.
oh hells yeah…
i used to fucking CRANK Barry Manilow when the ‘rents pissed me off…..
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU BASTARDS, HUH??
>> And for that they should do hard time.
I bet Shep likes hard time, IYKWISAITYD.
AT THE COPA!
COPA CABANA!!
HOTTEST SPOT NORTH OF HAVANA!!!
I HATE YOU!!11!1
Validation of the Wiserbud cover song theory?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFU9qBEvEVw
Wiser, if you really wanted to hurt your parents you would have played Helen Reddy.
“I am woman hear me roar … in numbers to big too ignore, and I know to much to go back to pretend …”
*slams door
Validation of the Wiserbud cover song theory?
I actually used Sheryl Crow as an example of the validity of my theory, but I spoke of The First Cut is the Deepest..
SCoM does not quite meet the specific requirements to be considered as supporting evidence for my theory, but it does meet the general concept quite nicely.
Live stuff usually gets a five or seven second delay, right? I don’t get why they couldn’t catch this.
I didn’t think there was much to see, but you know what, I don’t think it’s good to see the last moment of someone’s life like that, either. Death is undignified enough, why indulge voyeurs. You know there are people who get off on it. Fuck those death-porn people.
One of my old neighbors was into those Faces of Death vids. Ghoul.
Hahaha my brother and I sang Copacabana from Tx to Ky on our way to Oh one time. My dad wanted to put us out of the car in Arkansas.
Lauraw, I think that the Faces of Death people are freaks. I wouldn’t even watch the Drivers Ed videos. Bunch of ghouls.
WHEN I NEED YOU!
*slam
I JUST CLOSE MY EYES AND I’M WITH YOU!!
*slam
I’M ONLY A HEARTBEAT AWAY!!
*slam slam slam
Lauraw, I think that the Faces of Death people are freaks. I wouldn’t even watch the Drivers Ed videos. Bunch of ghouls.
I used to work in a video store. Not sure who was more creepy… the people who rented the coprophilia vids or the ones who rented all the Faces of Death video at once, and came back 3 hours later asking if we had any more…..
I always suggested to the owners that we should keep the names of those people is a special file and have it available for when the cops showed up.
*still remembers the look my dad gave me when I cranked up the Hendrix “Star Spangled Banner”.
I thought he was going to throw the record player into my face. He just walked away.
I just posted that Leo Sayer song on FB last week! Hahaha
I thought he was going to throw the record player into my face. He just walked away.
my college roommate thought that song was blasphemous.
He also raped my girlfriend, so … yeah… not exactly the best roommate ever….
I thought he was going to throw the record player into my face. He just walked away.
heh heh heh… I was driving myself crazy trying to remember either the name of the song or the singer to make that joke…
yannow, I really enjoy reading the comments on this thread occasionally.
makes me smile
http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2010/08/27/please-make-it-so/
What did Obama know and when did he know it?
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/333308.php
Or as another person put it, so well, “people died, Obama lied.”
>> He also raped my girlfriend, so … yeah… not exactly the best roommate ever….
whaaa?
whaaa?
long story…
for another time….
fuck
I just sat in the hot tub for an hour empowerdly.
I mean, fuck, that a bad thing happened, not fuck, that it’s a down the road story.
>> yannow, I really enjoy reading the comments on this thread occasionally.
It’s because our friendship overcame all odds.
What DiT said. fuck.
I used to work in a video store.
A store where they sold VCRs and video cameras and lessons on how to use them?
A store where they sold VCRs and video cameras and lessons on how to use them?
no, that would be an electronics sto….
you sunuvabitch.
Faces of Death was a comedy.
Actually, I’ve gotten to where I feel quite uneasy watching or posting Apache clips. Too easy to celebrate death. At least with JDAM strikes you don’t often actually see the people getting whacked.
‘Rodeo Clown Media’, how fitting…
http://tinyurl.com/8uop725
It’s because our friendship overcame all odds.
Well, we overcame this:
“Of all the stupid things you’ve said today, and they are legion, this is the one that cracks me up.”
you really become a whiny bitch when you are losing an argument, yannow?
Fringe is on…
everyone.. shut up now.
Barry Manilow?
Really?!?
>> you really become a whiny bitch when you are losing an argument, yannow?
Hah.. that was my favorite put down.
Of all the stupid things you’ve said today, and they are legion, admitting to listening to Barry Manilow is the one that cracks me up.
I used to work in a video store. Not sure who was more creepy… the people who rented the coprophilia vids
Thank God for /b/.
I just got, um, polled.
*lives to regret leaving that comment here*
>> I just got, um, polled.
Spelling is very important here.
Sean, how was it?
Was your sample skewed, Sean?
You used the correct number of L’s.
Wel done.
Sean,
Are you still a black, lesbian, Obama voter?
Did you get polled on your Obamaphone, Mr. Bont?
From Bill C. on FB.
Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you’ve got on
I HATE YOU BOTH SO MUCh
*pounds on bedroom walls then throws self o bed and cries into pillow
Could it be a faded rose of days gone by…
Rasmussen called. Unfortunately, my phone doesn’t go to eleven for the Obama disapproval questions.
I haven’t been called by Ras this year.Just PPP and PEW.
That’s excellent, Dave.
Caddell encapsulates our situation pretty well in those snippets.
I don’t have a phone. Suck it, pollsters!
It’s funny in a way, to see at least one of em confront his devils.
Weather is nice, though there were some serious cumulonimbus to the west earlier (they were hitting the top of the stratosphere and flattening).
Recipes to follow.
And a cover song.
The Obamaphone doesn’t come with a calling plan. It just always tells you how awful the other guy’s plan is.
I’m sorry. I find XB funny.
Xbad is on borrowed time. He’s now used his ‘Funny Quotient’ through October. Stepping onto shaky ground.
The Obamaphone joke was stolen. I figured you guys would realize that.
Well never mind then. Going back to FB where all the jokes are original and never stolen/
BTW, I tried the pilot of the CBS Elementary, a takeoff on Sherlock Holmes. Skip it and pirate the British Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch instead.
I’m rewatching South Park.
I did not dislike Elementary X, but I need to see a few more before I decide.
BBC America’s Copper is kind of good. If you buy the premise that Rich = Evil and Irish and prostitutes are pure as the driven snow.
Oh there is the magical negro also.
If you forget the standard liberal construction the story is good.
20 game winner!
(Sorry, dave.)
(Not really.)
^ What he said.
Stupid Homer Bailey threw a no-hitter. Who would name a pitcher “Homer”?
Heh. Remember this guy?
Remember him? I’ve seen him pitch in Pittsburgh and Houston! LOL
Looks like Obama is actually getting tough on terrorists after all…
http://tinyurl.com/8ahsbm5
W and the Ethiopians were there before Kenya had to step up. I guess Central Africa is still in play after we ceded Northern africa to the MB.
Sohos thinks she can link lame earworms on FB this late at night because all you East Coasters and Midwesterners are sleeping.
When did Ted Danson and Elizabeth Shue show up on CSI?
And Elizabeth Harnois?
She’s a One Tree Hill alumnus.
[…] Do not miss Big Boob Friday from H2 […]
Would someone please explain
The reason for this strange behavior?
In exploitation’s name
We must be working for the Derp Trade.
waiting for a wakey wakey
I just saw the video that has the insecure muslims all over the world crying and wetting their panties. You can criticise that video for anything else, but you cannot call it false.
It is a shame that an evil corporate entity loke google has more balls than our castrated president.
I’m up. Sorta.
Wakey wakey.
I think since MJ’s gonna run 8 miles today, I’m gonna do 8.5.
We’re doing 4 today, 4 tomorrow. We’re both too tired for this all at once. Plus, it’s still hot as hades, so unless we leave right now, well cook.
Rasmussen called. Unfortunately, my phone doesn’t go to eleven for the Obama disapproval questions.
I don’t answer any call I don’t recognize.
Ha ha ha – i’m kidding, I don’t *ever* answer the phone.
We’re doing 4 today, 4 tomorrow. We’re both too tired for this all at once. Plus, it’s still hot as hades, so unless we leave right now, well cook.
Well crap. That wrecks my evil plot.
It’s currently 49, going for a high of 69. Perfect running weather.
Man Carin I am DYING to go dig up that horseradish. But I have to wait about another month. The roots are supposed to be sizing up just about now.
I was just looking at mine the other day. It’s a monster.
Coffee, where is the coffee?
It’s on the stove, v-man, and it’s hot and strong.
We desperately need more TSA agents.
And IRS agents.
>> The roots are supposed to be sizing up just about now.
When they get close to your neck, RUN!
We desperately need more TSA agents.
I have a friend who works for an airline, and just yesterday she posted on facebook a picture of one of the TSA agents (ON DUTY) sleeping on a couch in the corner.
Mornin’, pansies.
Mornin’, tulips.
ICYMI
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/328815/president-future-mark-steyn
I just watched 15 minutes of MSNBC. I learned that:
TARP was a bipartisan plan put forward by president Obama.
His strategy to reduce unemployment was long term, focused on manufacturing and exports, and the American people ‘get’ that.
Republicans were not focused on job creation measures from 2009-2012 because a bad economy is politically attractive.
President Obama’s trade policy with China has succeeded in delivering the highest yuan to dollar ratio in history.
The stimulus should have been bigger.
How in gods name are we losing to these people? It’s as if they don’t understand anything about the economy, and rewrite history to include Obama in efforts that he had nothing to do with.
I fully expect to see him photoshopped into a group photo of seal team six, or an apollo launch, or whatever.
There is no intellectual depth to the left whatsoever.
Aslo, if Pinkman could vote, he’d vote for Romney.
Excellent point/post at thread Andy. Short, but oh so appropriate. And indeed many of us hold the Flag sacred. I’d love to see this idiotic move be challenged by the ACLU…..hahahahahah…….mad face.
Thanks.
And I was just reading that Steyn piece, Roamy. Excellent.
See also, this related follow-up: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/328848/country-he-served-mark-steyn
I have a friend who works for an airline, and just yesterday she posted on facebook a picture of one of the TSA agents (ON DUTY) sleeping on a couch in the corner.
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When I used to travel every week, I’d count the agents at each gate. There’s generally 20+ people, of which 10 or so just seem to be milling around or moving bins. What a waste.
Let’s see… cheerleaders, cheerleaders, I think I’ll go with OU this week.
The first school I got kicked out of is playing West Virginia at home in their first Big 12 game. I hear Morgantown has a pretty nice Motel 6.
They are unionizing so those losers are going to make even more outrageous amounts in the future (ode to Mark Steyn).
Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 8:24 am
… it’s hot and strong.
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That’s what Leon looks for in a woman. 😉
More like strong and thick.
I fully expect to see him photoshopped into a group photo of seal team six, or an apollo launch, or whatever.
Ha ha ha … that would be hilarious.
I just looked over the state and national polls again. The race is close everywhere.
In CT 73% say the government needs to do more to create jobs. When asked specifically what they should do, the number one response (28%) said raise taxes on businesses.
DOOMED
MJ, really? Are you really watching the polls? Just talking about them is feeding into the nonsense that has become poll interpretation. I don’t believe it’s close. And I’ll offer myself up for ridicule to say that Obama only wins (the popular vote) if sketchy political polling places find ballots in trunks, purses, and back rooms. Oh, and of course boxes and boxes of absentee ballots. And all these ballots are filled out for (this time,) Obama. Which by the way has actually happened in previous elections.
Next highest (22%) said more spending on roads and bridges.
I LOVE LAMP
*In close precincts.
Well, it is CT, Scott.
Rather than looking at the polls and balancing them for predictive turnout, I’m using 2008 as a starting point, and backing off from Obama’s margin of victory.
Obama won Florida by 2 points in 2008. The polls have him up by 2-4, which tells me the race is tied or Romney is up by one, based on their shitty sampling.
That sort of thing.
I kind of expect that Romney will get over the ‘is he presidential?’ hump on Wednesday, and Friday the UE numbers get released.
Jobs jobs jobs, then a bad jobs report should swing things around to putting Romney above 50, meaning people will have made a decision about him. At this point, I still think the basic starting position is Obama sucks, but I’m not sure about Romney.
Or I’m full of shit. I dunno.
Will I be allowed in the state?
Just remember those lyin ass Carter Reagan polls right up to November.
But we need more than “polls suck” right now. Mitt needs to unleash the cash Kraken right after the 1st debate.
>> Mitt needs to unleash the cash Kraken right after the 1st debate.
Off to NYC here in a few minutes.
Hope I don’t offend any muslims with the case of Big Gulps I’m smuggling in.
Hope I don’t offend any muslims with the case of Big Gulps I’m smuggling in.
Wear your bacon coat. They love that.
Bring some smokes with MA tax stamps on em. Freaks em the fuck out.
The Daily Mail was a guilty pleasure and a means to read about celebrity and national stuff, however, EVERY SINGLE DAY they have a “column” on the Kardashians (whom I hate and think are evil). Another web site I can’t visit. I’m still bummed about giving up the Chive.
Whatcha doin’ in NYC, Andy?
>> Whatcha doin’ in NYC, Andy?
http://www.tdf.org/TDF_SupportPage.aspx?id=105
Well, that’s going to be really fun.
Don’t get hustled by those city folk.
But we need more than “polls suck” right now. Mitt needs to unleash the cash Kraken right after the 1st debate.
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Word.
>> EVERY SINGLE DAY they have a “column” on the Kardashians
Who are they?
Islamists complaining about being offended need to put on their big boy suicide vests.
I wonder if they crap their pants as the vest goes off.
I bet they do.
*tells the boys to get their work clothes on*
They, are the Daily Mail.
The last thing that usually goes through their mind when the vest goes off is usually a piece of collar bone.
*tells the boys to get their work clothes on*
I just have the little kids here and I need to head out to the garden.
Put it to bed.
*sigh
*drags feet
I LOVED Lion King. So well done. Went to that, like, fourteen years ago or so.
Bill Ayers is truly repulsive.
It’s been raining here since last night and our roses LOVE it.
The last thing that usually goes through their mind when the vest goes off is usually a piece of collar bone.
True. But the last CONSCIOUS thought is, hopefully, “Oh NO, I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS”.
Oh, Mare – I need to take a picture of my pink rose. It’s just beautiful.
If only you were on facebook.
I usually only make them mow the grass. You’d think I was asking for human sacrifice the way they carry on.
My two boys got woken up at 7:30 and dragged to the battery store by their dad.
Why does Mare not like the Chive?
He is going to come back with a Molex watch.
We saw The Lion King in London in 2003. Great show, funny accents.
Oh, Mare
*leans forward*
I need to take a picture of my pink rose.
*little further*
It’s just beautiful.
*falls down*
*falls down*
Ha.
If I post a picture, Pupster’s going to be so disappointed.
Good morning, peeps.
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