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Big Boob Friday™

Good afternoon, RomneyPhones.

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Cyn and I wrote this song way back in 1987. We’d been living in Hollywood for a few months when we ran into a guy that called himself Axl. I developed a pretty strong addiction to huffing Aquanet, and Cyn…well Cyn was called Sin back then IYKWIMAITYD. In order to keep ourselves stocked up on hair care products and meth, but mostly hair care products, we decided to write a few songs for our new friend Axl and his buddies Slash, what’s his name, that other guy, and that dude that plays the drums.

Cyn wrote the first part:

If I say I don’t need anyone
I can say these things to you
‘Cause I can turn on anyone
Just like I’ve turned on you
I’ve got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you’ll do whatever I like.

I responded with the chorus:

Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young
But Honey I ain’t naive
Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey you’re a bit obscene.

Cyn:

I’ve seen everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I’ve had everything that’s tangible
Honey you’d be surprised
I’m a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise
If you turn me on to anything
You better turn me on tonight.

I don’t really remember anything after that. I woke in the hospital a few days later, apparently brought in by someone calling themselves Mrs. Robinson. Or so the doctors told me.

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This week’s model has probably been here before, but it’s not like you guys/gals would remember. Most of you don’t remember how you got in front of the computer, let alone what happened a few weeks or months ago. Anywho, please give a 47% welcome to 100% of Sophie Howard!!!!!!!!!

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Anyone who doesn’t feel up to taking the test will be excused as long as you volunteer to clean the soiled latex hoses, masks, and bodysuits. Ok! So everyone’s here then. Eyes on you own paper!

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48 BC – Pompey the Great is assassinated on the orders of King Ptolemy of Egypt.

1066 – William the Bastard (as he was known at the time) invades England beginning the Norman Conquest.

1448 – Christian I is crowned king of Denmark.

1787 – The newly completed United States Constitution is voted on by the U.S. Congress to be sent to the state legislatures for approval.

1919 – Race riots begin in Omaha, Nebraska, US.

1928 – The U.K. Parliament passes the Dangerous Drugs Act outlawing cannabis. (the dude, like that’s your opinion, man)

1950 – Indonesia joins the United Nations.

1995 – Bob Denard and a group of mercenaries take the islands of Comoros in a coup.

2008 – SpaceX launches the first private spacecraft, the Falcon 1 into orbit.

2012 – Two guys in Oakland tape two kids trying to cool off in a bucket.

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September 28, 2012
Categories: Ed Balls, High Society Trash Bloggin', Kenya, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, oxycontin, right wing rethuglican, shut your whore mouth, supersonic faggotronic, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ

265 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 1:51 pm

    True story.

  2. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 28, 2012 1:55 pm

    Uh oh, DumpTheHump? Someone will not be pleased.

  3. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 1:55 pm

    I have to admit, from what I could see, those big boobs aren’t gross. Yet.

    I love the ghetto bucket Olympics. Good job, MJ!

  4. Comment by Hotspur on September 28, 2012 1:56 pm

    Pushing the envelope.

  5. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 1:58 pm

    Ghetto bucket Olympics was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I can’t get over the guy laughing the whole time.

  6. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 1:59 pm

    My furniture just came! I’m liking it.

    When we bought it, we paid and were about ready to walk out the door when we remembered that we needed the old stuff taken away. We would have kept it, but it’s soooooooo heavy.

    Salesman said we could arrange something with the guys who deliver.

    So, I just asked and they were a bit wary as they said their truck is full but they will do it for $20 per piece as the store usually charges. (actually the salesman said something about $50). I gave them $30 per piece.

  7. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 28, 2012 1:59 pm

    Haha, Dangerous Drugs Act gif FTW!

  8. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:02 pm

    Now, she does seem nice.

  9. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:03 pm

    I was almost embarrassed when 20 years worth of dustbunnies, assorted pencils, beads, paper clips, and a remote we have been looking for forever, fell out the bottom of both sofas.

  10. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 28, 2012 2:04 pm

    As I said this morning, I’ve seen the movie from the SpaceX gif. It’s weirder than you think.

  11. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:04 pm

    I gave this post a thumbs up…because I didn’t know what else to do.

  12. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:06 pm

    I thought Hotspur was banned from commenting on BBF ever since the 1930’s pinup debacle?

  13. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:10 pm

    Hmmm

    The new stuff looks good. Now I’m not liking the chair.

  14. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 2:11 pm

    Just saw the best news ever, according to the Washington Post the government found an extra half million jobs they forgot to count or something.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/us-revises-hiring-numbers-businesses-added-453k-more-jobs-in-third-year-of-recovery/2012/09/27/d2c7e29a-08bf-11e2-a10c-fa5a255a9258_story.html

    Reecovery!

  15. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 2:12 pm

    Good morning, Obamaphone call screeners.

  16. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:17 pm

    l to r – mare, pupster

  17. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:20 pm

    HAHAHA…some idiot put Obama on one of her pinterest boards. She’s not liking the comments.

  18. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:24 pm

    hahahaha…stupid pinterest dummy. (I look at it every day!)

    Dave, that is a September surprise. Are they really going to try and make that work?

  19. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:26 pm

    Beasn, are you listening to Rush? I couldn’t understand what the caller was saying that was a lie the media was saying about something shouted at a Romney Ryan rally.

  20. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:32 pm

    No mare, I turned the radio off before the delivery guys came.

  21. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:32 pm

    Hey mare, do you have your own boards on pinterest?

  22. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 2:35 pm

    If they’ll lie about terrorist attacks I don’t see why they wouldn’t lie about unemployment.

    If things suck because Obama inherited a bigger problem than anybody thought, how much more will they suck when he inherits an even worse economy than the first one?

  23. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:36 pm

    I love this picture.

  24. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:36 pm

    I love this picture:

    http://tinyurl.com/9lrsrnu

    FELDSPAR!!

  25. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:37 pm

    WEIRD, BEANSSNN

    I wrote that before I saw yours.

  26. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 2:38 pm

    I posted that last night on another site. The left was crowing that due to revisions, Obama was now a net job creator.

    It works out to 2400 jobs a month for 46 months. Factoring in for population growth, that means in about NEVER we’ll back to full employment at this pace.

    The left can suck it. He’s got the worst job creation record ever, regardless. They’re hashing out whether he sucks goat balls or donkey balls. Either way he sucks balls.

  27. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:38 pm

    Here is mare with her daughters.

  28. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:39 pm

    You’re right, Dave, I just mean who is going to believe they found jobs like they found ballots in the trunk of a car?

    Who the fudge would believe that the economy is really great based on a clerical error?

  29. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 2:39 pm

    If Obama gets reelected will he reflexively blame Obama for leaving him a huge mess?

  30. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:39 pm

    Seriously, I have a daughter with blond hair and one with brown.

  31. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 2:41 pm

    My bad. Actually the economy is good, and all of the cheetos that you’re shoveling in your face are $100 bills.

    –Stuff Obama said, Vol II, chapter 13, Section ‘That’s Not My Dick in Your Mouth.’

  32. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 2:41 pm

    Son just texted me. got picked for homecoming court.

  33. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 2:41 pm

    O Reeery?

  34. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:43 pm

    Carin, did his girlfriend get picked too?

  35. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 2:48 pm

    For beasn.

    no one else look.

  36. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:48 pm

    YAY Car inson!

  37. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 2:48 pm

    I think so, Mare.

  38. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 2:49 pm

    Just had three WWII fighter planes doing aerial maneuvers over my house!

  39. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 2:50 pm

    The other kid brag is more of a funny. Matt is a Jr this year. The entire freshman class (of girls, you freaks) is in love with him.

    LOL.

  40. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 2:50 pm

    I find your lack of faith. . . disturbing.

  41. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 2:50 pm

    >> Seriously, I have a daughter with blond hair and one with brown.

    Me too.

    …

    Are you my wife?

  42. Comment by pepelp2 on September 28, 2012 2:52 pm

    Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:39 pm
    You’re right, Dave, I just mean who is going to believe they found jobs like they found ballots in the trunk of a car?
    ======
    In the Bush/Gore election here in NM, the woman in charge of counting votes pulled 200+ absentee ballots out of her purse when it looked like Bush might win. Strangely enough, all the ballots were for Gore…………….

  43. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:53 pm

    For beasn.

    wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Either way will still require a can of Raid and a can of Lysol.

  44. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:54 pm

    “Are you my wife?”

    Holy crap, wouldn’t that be funny.

    Tell me if you hear this……DAAAAAAAAVE!!

  45. Comment by beasn on September 28, 2012 2:55 pm

    I have a daughter with blond hair and one with brown

    And you will notice we can’t quite see you in that pic. Kind of like a meat-up.

  46. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 2:56 pm

    Matt is a Jr this year. The entire freshman class (of girls, you freaks) is in love with him.

    You know, if any of the freshman boys are in love with him, that’s okay, too.

    STOP BULLYING!!!

  47. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:58 pm

    Beasnsnsns, when I’m with my girls all of our pictures look like that, me hiding between or behind the two.

  48. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 2:59 pm

    hahahaha

    http://tinyurl.com/8wl58bg

  49. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 3:02 pm

    >> Tell me if you hear this……DAAAAAAAAVE!!

    *head springs up from the computer*

  50. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 3:04 pm

    You know, if any of the freshman boys are in love with him, that’s okay, too.

    STOP BULLYING!!!

    Yea, I guess, but I don’t want to know about it.

  51. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 3:13 pm

    No, no, no, C arin. YOU WILL CELEBRATE THEIR LOVE.

  52. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 3:22 pm

  53. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 3:23 pm

    Keegan and Bubba are playing well. Tiger should have gone to Vegas with a couples of waitresses. . .

  54. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 3:31 pm

    Really?!

  55. Comment by xbradtc on September 28, 2012 3:33 pm

    Heh, yeah, MCPO, the commentator just called it a good old fashioned beatdown.

  56. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 3:35 pm

    Rosetta pours Mare a drink. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/bq87o5k

  57. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 3:39 pm

    Really.

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 28, 2012 3:41 pm

    No kidding?

  59. Comment by xbradtc on September 28, 2012 3:43 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/76vfyg2

  60. Comment by xbradtc on September 28, 2012 3:44 pm

    Oops. Fox apparently just showed a car chase that ended in a suicide.

  61. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 3:45 pm

    You bet.

  62. Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 3:54 pm

    Heyooooo!

  63. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 3:55 pm

  64. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 4:04 pm

    First world problems. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/cag5h45

  65. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 4:14 pm

    Hey, where is everybody?!

    http://tinyurl.com/96dyyzl

  66. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 4:18 pm

    I’m here.

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 28, 2012 4:21 pm

    That’s terrific.

  68. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 4:25 pm

    You don’t need to say the other part, MJ. We’re already used to it.

  69. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 4:27 pm

    Clever. I’ll kill you last because I enjoy your humorous attempts at…humor.

    Man, that sucked.

  70. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 4:27 pm

    MJ – What are the plans for the weekend?

  71. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 4:31 pm

    (L to R) MJ; Mare

    http://tinyurl.com/bqw9zjz

  72. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 4:32 pm

    I’m supposed to run 8 miles with the lady tomorrow. On Sunday I’ll probably cut the grass and swim a mile or so.

    Sounds exciting no? What’s up with you?

  73. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 4:33 pm

    L to R: MJ; MCPO

  74. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 4:38 pm

    Hahahahaha. I wish I could have posted this after Wiserbud’s amazing post.

    http://imgur.com/h4yt6

  75. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 28, 2012 4:42 pm

    Umm, you just did.

  76. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 4:42 pm

    L to R: MJ; MCPO
    HAHAHAHAHA!

  77. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 4:46 pm

    45 pushup done. 35 more to go.

    Mommy…

  78. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 4:46 pm

    Then pullups.

  79. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 28, 2012 4:46 pm

    I exercised enough in high school, I don’t have to anymore.

  80. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 4:47 pm

    15 more. Almost there.

  81. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 4:48 pm

    I can only do 10 or 15 push ups. After I’m healed up, I’m going to work on that.

  82. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 4:51 pm

    wow.

    This girl is proof positive of the incredible power of airbrushing

  83. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 28, 2012 4:52 pm

    I can do enough pushups to lose count, so I generally don’t. It ends up making my elbows sore and giving me a twitchy bicep.

  84. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 4:55 pm

    can you imagine the outrageous outrage the righteously outraged left would rage if they learned that Bush had nto attended any of his security briefings right up to 9/11?

    I mean… COME ON!! It was 9/11!!! Bush should have know SOMETHING was going to occur….

  85. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 4:58 pm

    >> This girl is proof positive of the incredible power of airbrushing

    Science. It’s a good thing.

  86. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 4:59 pm

    Wiser – Good luck with that! The MSM is s-o-o-o totally in the bag for the Kenyan Marxist that even my liberal professor buddy no longer tries to deny it.

  87. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 5:01 pm

    Wiser – Good luck with that! The MSM is s-o-o-o totally in the bag for the Kenyan Marxist that even my liberal professor buddy no longer tries to deny it.

    reread my comment….

  88. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 5:04 pm

    I aim for 80. First set with feet up on a bench. 25. Then 20s.

  89. Comment by Pupster on September 28, 2012 5:14 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/c5nfb6t

    Teh aids the live sports link gave my computer last night was washed by spybot search and destroy this morning.

  90. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 5:20 pm

    This girl is proof positive of the incredible power of airbrushing
    —————————–
    I’m not even sure she’s a real person. She might be a concoction of a teenage smut marketing team.

  91. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 5:21 pm

    Umm, you just did.
    ————————–
    o/O

  92. Comment by pepelp2 on September 28, 2012 5:42 pm

    So Car-In, do you do push ups, and pull ups every day? How many pull ups?

  93. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on September 28, 2012 5:51 pm

    I did a triple lutz followed by an ollie & a fakie when my left nut got pinched in my zipper. I swore to never exercise again.

  94. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 28, 2012 6:08 pm

    This poat needs more lemon bear dick punch.

  95. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 28, 2012 6:14 pm

    From the “Morning” Jolt (that just showed up in my inbox)

    Laura of Princess Politics: “2008: ‘Obama’s gonna pay my mortgage.’ 2012: ‘I got me an ObamaPhone.’ #PresidentDowngrade”

  96. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 6:25 pm

    Ace is en fuego. I didn’t think I could get any angrier after Wiser’s poat last night. I was wrong.

  97. Comment by Hotspur on September 28, 2012 6:35 pm

    I think I might be overindulging myself tonight in wine, women and weed.

  98. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 6:39 pm

    Very funny BBF! HAHAHAHA! Oh, and MJ…

  99. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 6:47 pm

    Thanks, gorgeous.

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r4can/

  100. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 6:49 pm

    HAHAHAHA!

    *snaps lid off the Aquanet and giggles*

  101. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 6:49 pm

    I haven’t listened to GNR in forever. They used to put out some fun stuff.

  102. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 6:51 pm

    I think I might be overindulging myself tonight in wine, women and weed.

    You almost say that like it’s a bad thing.

  103. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 6:52 pm

    Anybody else watching FauxNews when they aired the suicide live?

    *raises hand*

    Dang.

  104. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 6:53 pm

    I basically love GnR right now.

  105. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 7:00 pm

    During one of our house moves, I tied a bandana on my head like Axl in this pic, http://is.gd/WNTbcQ, and was sporting a similar sunglasses. I was Axl for the rest of the day after doing that sideways dance move a few times and belting out a few bars of Sweet Child O Mine. Good times.

  106. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 7:01 pm

    Love it.

  107. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 7:03 pm

    Good luck with your race dealie tomorrow. May your nipples go unroughened and your manties be skid-free.

  108. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 7:04 pm

    Turn up to 11: http://youtu.be/JMpK_YPpeho

  109. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 7:17 pm

    We would sing GnR songs but as John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart. I have friends that are crazy.

  110. Comment by MJ on September 28, 2012 7:38 pm

    We would sing GnR songs but as John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart. I have friends that are crazy.
    ———————————–
    Uh huh. Friends.

  111. Comment by lauraw on September 28, 2012 7:50 pm

    When I was in High School and I was angry at my stepfather I used to play GNR on my stereo in my room really loud and fold clothes while feeling very tough.

    WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
    *folding a sweater*
    WE GOT FUN AND GAMES
    *slides pile of folded sweaters into dresser drawer*
    WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT
    *mouths lyrics while tossing hair around, slightly*
    *pulls a pair of pants out of the laundry basket, empoweredly*

  112. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 8:00 pm

    empoweredly

    I am sooo using that word this evening.

  113. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 8:09 pm

    Gets 2nd Gen iPod out to listen to GnR while working on Christopher Walken impression…

  114. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 8:10 pm

    *readies cowbell*

  115. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 8:10 pm

    So Car-In, do you do push ups, and pull ups every day? How many pull ups?

    No, once I week I do push-up/pull-ups.

    I do as many (assisted) pull-ups that I can muster. Sometimes it’s more, sometimes it’s less.

  116. Comment by Tushar on September 28, 2012 8:10 pm

    I don’t understand this. Fox was showing a live feed. The guy shoots himself. Fox cut the feed off the moment some human was able to realize what is happening, and managed to cut it off.

    What exactly is Fox guilty of here? Lack of precognition capability?

  117. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:11 pm

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!

    \m/ -_- \m/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeKjmB2DaAs

  118. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 8:12 pm

    *bans wiser and wiserbud with prejudice*

  119. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 8:12 pm

    I don’t got no wine, and I finished off my Buckey vodka.

    *pouts.

  120. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:13 pm

    What exactly is Fox guilty of here?

    Allowing that whiny little bitch Shep Smith to remain on their payroll…..

  121. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 8:13 pm

    extra e right here for up there^

  122. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 8:14 pm

    Allowing that whiny little bitch Shep Smith to remain on their payroll…

    And for that they should do hard time.

  123. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 8:15 pm

    What exactly is Fox guilty of here? Lack of precognition capability?

    Purdy much.

    I wasn’t offended. Hell, the guy had already shot at police on his way out of town.

  124. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 8:15 pm

    >> When I was in High School and I was angry at my stepfather I used to play GNR on my stereo in my room

    Your stepfather got off easy.

    Oh man, I paid way more dearly than loud GnR.

  125. Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 8:16 pm

    Off to eat pizza empoweredly. Later peeps.

  126. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:19 pm

    *clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap
    *clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap
    *clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap
    *clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap
    *clap *clap *clap *clap*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap *clap…..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns5w5fnigbQ

  127. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 8:19 pm

    Didn’t Fox air a suicide in a pickup truck years ago that resulted in the 5 second delay in the first place?

  128. Comment by lauraw on September 28, 2012 8:20 pm

    Oh, Cyn. Don’t. It’s sad. And spellcheck underlines it in red.

    Oh Cyn.

  129. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:20 pm

    Oh man, I paid way more dearly than loud GnR.

    oh hells yeah…

    i used to fucking CRANK Barry Manilow when the ‘rents pissed me off…..

    HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU BASTARDS, HUH??

  130. Comment by Andy on September 28, 2012 8:21 pm

    >> And for that they should do hard time.

    I bet Shep likes hard time, IYKWISAITYD.

  131. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:22 pm

    AT THE COPA!

    COPA CABANA!!

    HOTTEST SPOT NORTH OF HAVANA!!!

    I HATE YOU!!11!1

  132. Comment by Andy on September 28, 2012 8:23 pm

    Validation of the Wiserbud cover song theory?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFU9qBEvEVw

  133. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 8:25 pm

    Wiser, if you really wanted to hurt your parents you would have played Helen Reddy.

    “I am woman hear me roar … in numbers to big too ignore, and I know to much to go back to pretend …”

    *slams door

  134. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:29 pm

    Validation of the Wiserbud cover song theory?

    I actually used Sheryl Crow as an example of the validity of my theory, but I spoke of The First Cut is the Deepest..

    SCoM does not quite meet the specific requirements to be considered as supporting evidence for my theory, but it does meet the general concept quite nicely.

  135. Comment by lauraw on September 28, 2012 8:29 pm

    Live stuff usually gets a five or seven second delay, right? I don’t get why they couldn’t catch this.

    I didn’t think there was much to see, but you know what, I don’t think it’s good to see the last moment of someone’s life like that, either. Death is undignified enough, why indulge voyeurs. You know there are people who get off on it. Fuck those death-porn people.

    One of my old neighbors was into those Faces of Death vids. Ghoul.

  136. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 8:30 pm

    Hahaha my brother and I sang Copacabana from Tx to Ky on our way to Oh one time. My dad wanted to put us out of the car in Arkansas.

  137. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 8:32 pm

    Lauraw, I think that the Faces of Death people are freaks. I wouldn’t even watch the Drivers Ed videos. Bunch of ghouls.

  138. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:35 pm

    WHEN I NEED YOU!

    *slam

    I JUST CLOSE MY EYES AND I’M WITH YOU!!

    *slam

    I’M ONLY A HEARTBEAT AWAY!!

    *slam slam slam

  139. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:39 pm

    Lauraw, I think that the Faces of Death people are freaks. I wouldn’t even watch the Drivers Ed videos. Bunch of ghouls.

    I used to work in a video store. Not sure who was more creepy… the people who rented the coprophilia vids or the ones who rented all the Faces of Death video at once, and came back 3 hours later asking if we had any more…..

    I always suggested to the owners that we should keep the names of those people is a special file and have it available for when the cops showed up.

  140. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 8:39 pm

    *still remembers the look my dad gave me when I cranked up the Hendrix “Star Spangled Banner”.

    I thought he was going to throw the record player into my face. He just walked away.

  141. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 8:40 pm

    I just posted that Leo Sayer song on FB last week! Hahaha

  142. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:42 pm

    I thought he was going to throw the record player into my face. He just walked away.

    my college roommate thought that song was blasphemous.

    He also raped my girlfriend, so … yeah… not exactly the best roommate ever….

  143. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:43 pm

    I thought he was going to throw the record player into my face. He just walked away.

    heh heh heh… I was driving myself crazy trying to remember either the name of the song or the singer to make that joke…

  144. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:45 pm

    yannow, I really enjoy reading the comments on this thread occasionally.

    makes me smile

    http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2010/08/27/please-make-it-so/

  145. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 8:45 pm

    What did Obama know and when did he know it?

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/333308.php

    Or as another person put it, so well, “people died, Obama lied.”

  146. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 8:46 pm

    >> He also raped my girlfriend, so … yeah… not exactly the best roommate ever….

    whaaa?

  147. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:49 pm

    whaaa?

    long story…

    for another time….

  148. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 8:50 pm

    fuck

  149. Comment by xbradtc on September 28, 2012 8:50 pm

    I just sat in the hot tub for an hour empowerdly.

  150. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 8:51 pm

    I mean, fuck, that a bad thing happened, not fuck, that it’s a down the road story.

    >> yannow, I really enjoy reading the comments on this thread occasionally.

    It’s because our friendship overcame all odds.

  151. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 8:51 pm

    What DiT said. fuck.

  152. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 8:52 pm

    I used to work in a video store.

    A store where they sold VCRs and video cameras and lessons on how to use them?

  153. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:58 pm

    A store where they sold VCRs and video cameras and lessons on how to use them?

    no, that would be an electronics sto….

    you sunuvabitch.

  154. Comment by xbradtc on September 28, 2012 8:58 pm

    Faces of Death was a comedy.

    Actually, I’ve gotten to where I feel quite uneasy watching or posting Apache clips. Too easy to celebrate death. At least with JDAM strikes you don’t often actually see the people getting whacked.

  155. Comment by ChrisP on September 28, 2012 8:59 pm

    ‘Rodeo Clown Media’, how fitting…
    http://tinyurl.com/8uop725

  156. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 8:59 pm

    It’s because our friendship overcame all odds.

    Well, we overcame this:

    “Of all the stupid things you’ve said today, and they are legion, this is the one that cracks me up.”

    you really become a whiny bitch when you are losing an argument, yannow?

  157. Comment by wiserbud on September 28, 2012 9:00 pm

    Fringe is on…

    everyone.. shut up now.

  158. Comment by Michael on September 28, 2012 9:01 pm

    Barry Manilow?

    Really?!?

  159. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 9:02 pm

    >> you really become a whiny bitch when you are losing an argument, yannow?

    Hah.. that was my favorite put down.

  160. Comment by Michael on September 28, 2012 9:06 pm

    Of all the stupid things you’ve said today, and they are legion, admitting to listening to Barry Manilow is the one that cracks me up.

  161. Comment by George Orwell on September 28, 2012 9:08 pm

    I used to work in a video store. Not sure who was more creepy… the people who rented the coprophilia vids

    Thank God for /b/.

  162. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 9:11 pm

    I just got, um, polled.

    *lives to regret leaving that comment here*

  163. Comment by Andy on September 28, 2012 9:14 pm

    >> I just got, um, polled.

    Spelling is very important here.

  164. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 9:14 pm

    Sean, how was it?

  165. Comment by George Orwell on September 28, 2012 9:19 pm

    Was your sample skewed, Sean?

  166. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 9:22 pm

    You used the correct number of L’s.

    Wel done.

  167. Comment by ChrisP on September 28, 2012 9:23 pm

    Sean,
    Are you still a black, lesbian, Obama voter?

  168. Comment by George Orwell on September 28, 2012 9:31 pm

    Did you get polled on your Obamaphone, Mr. Bont?

  169. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 28, 2012 9:50 pm

    From Bill C. on FB.

    Romney believes that there are too many people in poverty, and he wants to implement ideas targeted at reducing that number.

    Obama believes that there are too many wealthy people, and he wants to implement ideas targeted at reducing that number.

  170. Comment by Car in on September 28, 2012 9:52 pm

    Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you’ve got on

    I HATE YOU BOTH SO MUCh

    *pounds on bedroom walls then throws self o bed and cries into pillow

    Could it be a faded rose of days gone by…

  171. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 9:55 pm

    Rasmussen called. Unfortunately, my phone doesn’t go to eleven for the Obama disapproval questions.

  172. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 9:56 pm

    I haven’t been called by Ras this year.Just PPP and PEW.

  173. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 10:09 pm

    Having a conscience is bothersome RT @irishspy: Pat Caddell: the MSM has become an “enemy of democracy.” wp.me/pqXLW-3Qf#tcot

    — Dave in Texas (@DaveinTexas) September 29, 2012

  174. Comment by lauraw on September 28, 2012 10:21 pm

    That’s excellent, Dave.
    Caddell encapsulates our situation pretty well in those snippets.

  175. Comment by MCPO Airdale on September 28, 2012 10:30 pm

    I don’t have a phone. Suck it, pollsters!

  176. Comment by daveintexas on September 28, 2012 10:31 pm

    It’s funny in a way, to see at least one of em confront his devils.

  177. Comment by xbradtc on September 28, 2012 10:39 pm

    Weather is nice, though there were some serious cumulonimbus to the west earlier (they were hitting the top of the stratosphere and flattening).

    Recipes to follow.

    And a cover song.

  178. Comment by xbradtc on September 28, 2012 10:41 pm

    The Obamaphone doesn’t come with a calling plan. It just always tells you how awful the other guy’s plan is.

  179. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 10:44 pm

    I’m sorry. I find XB funny.

  180. Comment by ChrisP on September 28, 2012 10:49 pm

    Xbad is on borrowed time. He’s now used his ‘Funny Quotient’ through October. Stepping onto shaky ground.

  181. Comment by xbradtc on September 28, 2012 10:55 pm

    The Obamaphone joke was stolen. I figured you guys would realize that.

  182. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 11:01 pm

    Well never mind then. Going back to FB where all the jokes are original and never stolen/

  183. Comment by xbradtc on September 28, 2012 11:01 pm

    BTW, I tried the pilot of the CBS Elementary, a takeoff on Sherlock Holmes. Skip it and pirate the British Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch instead.

  184. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 11:17 pm

    I’m rewatching South Park.

  185. Comment by Vmaximus on September 28, 2012 11:18 pm

    I did not dislike Elementary X, but I need to see a few more before I decide.

    BBC America’s Copper is kind of good. If you buy the premise that Rich = Evil and Irish and prostitutes are pure as the driven snow.

    Oh there is the magical negro also.
    If you forget the standard liberal construction the story is good.

  186. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 11:24 pm

    20 game winner!

    (Sorry, dave.)

    (Not really.)

  187. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 11:35 pm

    ^ What he said.

  188. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 11:35 pm

    Stupid Homer Bailey threw a no-hitter. Who would name a pitcher “Homer”?

  189. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 11:43 pm

    Heh. Remember this guy?

  190. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 11:46 pm

    Remember him? I’ve seen him pitch in Pittsburgh and Houston! LOL

  191. Comment by Sean M. on September 28, 2012 11:48 pm

    Looks like Obama is actually getting tough on terrorists after all…

    http://tinyurl.com/8ahsbm5

  192. Comment by osoloco11 on September 28, 2012 11:58 pm

    W and the Ethiopians were there before Kenya had to step up. I guess Central Africa is still in play after we ceded Northern africa to the MB.

  193. Comment by osoloco11 on September 29, 2012 12:11 am

    Sohos thinks she can link lame earworms on FB this late at night because all you East Coasters and Midwesterners are sleeping.

  194. Comment by xbradtc on September 29, 2012 1:19 am

    When did Ted Danson and Elizabeth Shue show up on CSI?

    And Elizabeth Harnois?

    She’s a One Tree Hill alumnus.

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  196. Comment by Sean M. on September 29, 2012 2:24 am

    Would someone please explain
    The reason for this strange behavior?
    In exploitation’s name
    We must be working for the Derp Trade.

  197. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 29, 2012 7:25 am

    waiting for a wakey wakey

  198. Comment by Tushar on September 29, 2012 7:38 am

    I just saw the video that has the insecure muslims all over the world crying and wetting their panties. You can criticise that video for anything else, but you cannot call it false.

    It is a shame that an evil corporate entity loke google has more balls than our castrated president.

  199. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 7:41 am

    I’m up. Sorta.

  200. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 7:50 am

    Wakey wakey.

    I think since MJ’s gonna run 8 miles today, I’m gonna do 8.5.

  201. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 7:52 am

    We’re doing 4 today, 4 tomorrow. We’re both too tired for this all at once. Plus, it’s still hot as hades, so unless we leave right now, well cook.

  202. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 7:52 am

    Rasmussen called. Unfortunately, my phone doesn’t go to eleven for the Obama disapproval questions.

    I don’t answer any call I don’t recognize.

    Ha ha ha – i’m kidding, I don’t *ever* answer the phone.

  203. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 7:53 am

    We’re doing 4 today, 4 tomorrow. We’re both too tired for this all at once. Plus, it’s still hot as hades, so unless we leave right now, well cook.

    Well crap. That wrecks my evil plot.

  204. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 7:54 am

    It’s currently 49, going for a high of 69. Perfect running weather.

  205. Comment by lauraw on September 29, 2012 8:14 am

    Man Carin I am DYING to go dig up that horseradish. But I have to wait about another month. The roots are supposed to be sizing up just about now.

  206. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 8:19 am

    I was just looking at mine the other day. It’s a monster.

  207. Comment by Vmaximus on September 29, 2012 8:20 am

    Coffee, where is the coffee?

  208. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 8:24 am

    It’s on the stove, v-man, and it’s hot and strong.

  209. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 8:37 am

    We desperately need more TSA agents.

  210. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 8:37 am

    And IRS agents.

  211. Comment by daveintexas on September 29, 2012 8:39 am

    >> The roots are supposed to be sizing up just about now.

    When they get close to your neck, RUN!

  212. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 8:44 am

    We desperately need more TSA agents.

    I have a friend who works for an airline, and just yesterday she posted on facebook a picture of one of the TSA agents (ON DUTY) sleeping on a couch in the corner.

  213. Comment by Andy on September 29, 2012 8:48 am

    Mornin’, pansies.

  214. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 9:00 am

    Mornin’, tulips.

  215. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 29, 2012 9:00 am

    ICYMI
    http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/328815/president-future-mark-steyn

  216. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 9:04 am

    I just watched 15 minutes of MSNBC. I learned that:

    TARP was a bipartisan plan put forward by president Obama.

    His strategy to reduce unemployment was long term, focused on manufacturing and exports, and the American people ‘get’ that.

    Republicans were not focused on job creation measures from 2009-2012 because a bad economy is politically attractive.

    President Obama’s trade policy with China has succeeded in delivering the highest yuan to dollar ratio in history.

    The stimulus should have been bigger.

    How in gods name are we losing to these people? It’s as if they don’t understand anything about the economy, and rewrite history to include Obama in efforts that he had nothing to do with.

    I fully expect to see him photoshopped into a group photo of seal team six, or an apollo launch, or whatever.

    There is no intellectual depth to the left whatsoever.

    Aslo, if Pinkman could vote, he’d vote for Romney.

  217. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 9:04 am

    Excellent point/post at thread Andy. Short, but oh so appropriate. And indeed many of us hold the Flag sacred. I’d love to see this idiotic move be challenged by the ACLU…..hahahahahah…….mad face.

  218. Comment by Andy on September 29, 2012 9:07 am

    Thanks.

    And I was just reading that Steyn piece, Roamy. Excellent.

    See also, this related follow-up: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/328848/country-he-served-mark-steyn

  219. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 9:08 am

    I have a friend who works for an airline, and just yesterday she posted on facebook a picture of one of the TSA agents (ON DUTY) sleeping on a couch in the corner.
    ——————————————–
    When I used to travel every week, I’d count the agents at each gate. There’s generally 20+ people, of which 10 or so just seem to be milling around or moving bins. What a waste.

  220. Comment by daveintexas on September 29, 2012 9:10 am

    Let’s see… cheerleaders, cheerleaders, I think I’ll go with OU this week.

    The first school I got kicked out of is playing West Virginia at home in their first Big 12 game. I hear Morgantown has a pretty nice Motel 6.

  221. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 9:11 am

    They are unionizing so those losers are going to make even more outrageous amounts in the future (ode to Mark Steyn).

  222. Comment by pepelp2 on September 29, 2012 9:15 am

    Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 8:24 am
    … it’s hot and strong.
    ==========
    That’s what Leon looks for in a woman. 😉

  223. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 9:17 am

    More like strong and thick.

  224. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 9:19 am

    I fully expect to see him photoshopped into a group photo of seal team six, or an apollo launch, or whatever.

    Ha ha ha … that would be hilarious.

  225. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 9:19 am

    I just looked over the state and national polls again. The race is close everywhere.

  226. Comment by scott on September 29, 2012 9:27 am

    In CT 73% say the government needs to do more to create jobs. When asked specifically what they should do, the number one response (28%) said raise taxes on businesses.

    DOOMED

  227. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 9:28 am

    MJ, really? Are you really watching the polls? Just talking about them is feeding into the nonsense that has become poll interpretation. I don’t believe it’s close. And I’ll offer myself up for ridicule to say that Obama only wins (the popular vote) if sketchy political polling places find ballots in trunks, purses, and back rooms. Oh, and of course boxes and boxes of absentee ballots. And all these ballots are filled out for (this time,) Obama. Which by the way has actually happened in previous elections.

  228. Comment by scott on September 29, 2012 9:29 am

    Next highest (22%) said more spending on roads and bridges.

    I LOVE LAMP

  229. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 9:29 am

    *In close precincts.

  230. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 9:31 am

    Well, it is CT, Scott.

  231. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 9:44 am

    Rather than looking at the polls and balancing them for predictive turnout, I’m using 2008 as a starting point, and backing off from Obama’s margin of victory.

    Obama won Florida by 2 points in 2008. The polls have him up by 2-4, which tells me the race is tied or Romney is up by one, based on their shitty sampling.

    That sort of thing.

    I kind of expect that Romney will get over the ‘is he presidential?’ hump on Wednesday, and Friday the UE numbers get released.

    Jobs jobs jobs, then a bad jobs report should swing things around to putting Romney above 50, meaning people will have made a decision about him. At this point, I still think the basic starting position is Obama sucks, but I’m not sure about Romney.

    Or I’m full of shit. I dunno.

  232. Comment by Hotspur on September 29, 2012 9:49 am

    Will I be allowed in the state?

  233. Comment by daveintexas on September 29, 2012 9:53 am

    Just remember those lyin ass Carter Reagan polls right up to November.

    But we need more than “polls suck” right now. Mitt needs to unleash the cash Kraken right after the 1st debate.

  234. Comment by Tushar on September 29, 2012 9:56 am

  235. Comment by Tushar on September 29, 2012 9:58 am

    >> Mitt needs to unleash the cash Kraken right after the 1st debate.

  236. Comment by Andy on September 29, 2012 10:09 am

    Off to NYC here in a few minutes.

    Hope I don’t offend any muslims with the case of Big Gulps I’m smuggling in.

  237. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 10:11 am

    Hope I don’t offend any muslims with the case of Big Gulps I’m smuggling in.

    Wear your bacon coat. They love that.

  238. Comment by daveintexas on September 29, 2012 10:12 am

    Bring some smokes with MA tax stamps on em. Freaks em the fuck out.

  239. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 10:13 am

    The Daily Mail was a guilty pleasure and a means to read about celebrity and national stuff, however, EVERY SINGLE DAY they have a “column” on the Kardashians (whom I hate and think are evil). Another web site I can’t visit. I’m still bummed about giving up the Chive.

  240. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 10:15 am

    Whatcha doin’ in NYC, Andy?

  241. Comment by Andy on September 29, 2012 10:17 am

    >> Whatcha doin’ in NYC, Andy?

    http://www.tdf.org/TDF_SupportPage.aspx?id=105

  242. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 10:22 am

    Well, that’s going to be really fun.

    Don’t get hustled by those city folk.

  243. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 10:26 am

    But we need more than “polls suck” right now. Mitt needs to unleash the cash Kraken right after the 1st debate.
    ——————–
    Word.

  244. Comment by daveintexas on September 29, 2012 10:28 am

    >> EVERY SINGLE DAY they have a “column” on the Kardashians

    Who are they?

  245. Comment by MJ on September 29, 2012 10:30 am

    Islamists complaining about being offended need to put on their big boy suicide vests.

  246. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 10:33 am

    I wonder if they crap their pants as the vest goes off.

    I bet they do.

  247. Comment by Pupster on September 29, 2012 10:38 am

    *tells the boys to get their work clothes on*

  248. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 10:41 am

    They, are the Daily Mail.

  249. Comment by daveintexas on September 29, 2012 10:43 am

    The last thing that usually goes through their mind when the vest goes off is usually a piece of collar bone.

  250. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 10:44 am

    *tells the boys to get their work clothes on*

    I just have the little kids here and I need to head out to the garden.

    Put it to bed.

    *sigh

    *drags feet

  251. Comment by lauraw on September 29, 2012 10:45 am

    I LOVED Lion King. So well done. Went to that, like, fourteen years ago or so.

  252. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 10:45 am

    Bill Ayers is truly repulsive.

  253. Comment by mare on September 29, 2012 10:46 am

    It’s been raining here since last night and our roses LOVE it.

  254. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 10:47 am

    The last thing that usually goes through their mind when the vest goes off is usually a piece of collar bone.

    True. But the last CONSCIOUS thought is, hopefully, “Oh NO, I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS”.

  255. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 10:48 am

    Oh, Mare – I need to take a picture of my pink rose. It’s just beautiful.

    If only you were on facebook.

  256. Comment by Pupster on September 29, 2012 10:51 am

    I usually only make them mow the grass. You’d think I was asking for human sacrifice the way they carry on.

  257. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 10:55 am

    My two boys got woken up at 7:30 and dragged to the battery store by their dad.

  258. Comment by Vmaximus on September 29, 2012 10:57 am

    Why does Mare not like the Chive?

  259. Comment by scott on September 29, 2012 10:59 am

    He is going to come back with a Molex watch.

  260. Comment by daveintexas on September 29, 2012 11:02 am

    We saw The Lion King in London in 2003. Great show, funny accents.

  261. Comment by Pupster on September 29, 2012 11:03 am

    Oh, Mare

    *leans forward*

    I need to take a picture of my pink rose.

    *little further*

    It’s just beautiful.

    *falls down*

  262. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2012 11:06 am

    *falls down*

    Ha.

    If I post a picture, Pupster’s going to be so disappointed.

  263. Comment by Cyn on September 29, 2012 11:08 am

    Good morning, peeps.

  264. Comment by Cyn on September 29, 2012 11:08 am

    NEW POAT

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