BREAKING: Draft of Obama’s 2013 Inauguration speech discovered

Must credit Wiserbud!

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President Barack Obama’s 2013 Inauguration Speech

Are you fucking kidding me??  Seriously, are you people out of your fucking minds?  You re-elected me?  ME??   I’m the worst fucking President this country has ever seen and you stupid fucking idiots actually voted me to a second term??  Jesus Christ, people, what the hell do I have to do here?

Did you honestly think I really wanted a second term?  Fuck no, I didn’t even want a FIRST term, you fucking fools!  Didn’t I make that painfully obvious with all the dumbass  shit  I pulled during this campaign?  But noooooo, you goddamn assholes had to re-elect me anyway.

Look, let me spell this out for you here.  Yeah, I ran for President in 2008, but I didn’t actually want to win. I only ran to enhance my career and bump up my speaking fees, while making a cool couple of million dollars in the process.  But I didn’t really want the fucking job!  It looked like it was waaaaaay more work than I ever wanted to do in my entire life.  So I tried to sabotage my chances nearly from the beginning, figuring Hillary would get the nomination and I would be able to coast for the rest of my life, until the sweet Senate retirement plan kicked in.

You think I’m fucking kidding?  Then explain my condescending and obnoxious behavior towards Hillary in our debates.  Explain my flipping her off…ON LIVE TELEVISION!    Explain “57 states”  or my repeatedly spouting easily refutable lies about my family’s history.

But nooo, you dumb shits actually give ME the nomination.  ME!  A semi-retarded stuttering  fucking coke addict  who can’t even say his own names in the correct order without a fucking teleprompter.  Seriously, what the hell?  I figured I’m done with that campaigning shit by March, April 2008 at the outside,  and then it’s back to coasting on my good looks and the love of guilty white liberals.  But you asswipes just kept voting for me again and again and again….

So great.  I get the nomination over Hillary.  Fuck her sideways for running such a shitty campaign, but whatever. Now I gotta run for President.  “Okay,” I think.  “I can fuck  this up.”  Hell, I fuck up everything else I touch, amirite?   Hell, I might even figure out a way to score even more o’ them sweet dead presidents on the deal, so what the hell?  Six months of “campaigning” and then it’s easy street for the rest of my life.  All I got to do is make couple of dumb-ass comments like “I never heard a single thing that Rev. Wright said in the over 20 years that I atteneded his church” and some ugly shit about people bitterly clinging to their guns and religion and there’s no fucking way I get elected.  Make a couple of outrageous promises like “I’ll close Guantanamo” and “No lobbyists will be allowed to work in my administration.”  and I’m back to my sweet no-show Senate gig in no time.

Or so I thought.

Hell, I went out of my way to do the dumbest shit possible to make sure I lost.  Like choosing Joe Biden to be my running mate.   JOE FUCKING BIDEN!!!   No one with half a fucking brain would would even think about putting that racist, empty-headed retard  one heartbeat from the Presidency.  I’ll make obnoxious comments about  the war hero I’m running against, even do the old “flip him off while scratching my cheek” thing,  while having my supporters fling unbelievably vile  and disgusting comments at the woman he’s running with and her Down’s Syndrome child.   The way I figured it, come November 5th, 2008, I’m outa here faster than Reggie Love going out the back window when we hear Michelle walking in the front door.

And yet, you idiots STILL voted for me.  I mean, seriously, what the fuck??  I call the female Republican VP candidate a fucking pig in a campaign speech and you all think that makes me Presidential material?

Let me tell you, there is something seriously wrong with you fucking people.

I guess it is true what…. umm.. some guy said.  “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.”  But still… FUCK!!   Thanks to you stupid   bastards  , I was now gonna have to pretend to work for the next FOUR FUCKING YEARS!    This was not supposed to happen!  I was thiiiis close to being a rich, lazy voting-present Senator for the rest of my fucking life.  But you people just couldn’t let me have that, could you?

Well, no worries.  “I’m not beaten yet,” I say to myself.  Maybe I have to serve one term, but no fucking way I’m serving two.  Maybe I just didn’t try hard enough during the campaign, but sure as fuck I can fuck this Presidentin’ thing up if I really try.  I may be lazy, but I sure as fuck ain’t stupid .

There was all kinds of dumb shit that I could do that will piss everyone in this country off and make them vote me out of office.

I’ll spend $5trillion+ of taxpayer money and drive us so far into debt we’ll probably never get out,  and have nothing to show for it.  I’ll push through some really unpopular and worthless laws.  I’ll insult our oldest and most loyal political ally.  I’ll bow to foreign leaders everywhere I go.  I’ll suck up to our enemies and provide absolutely no support to those who demand freedom from their despotic leaders.  I’ll even start a war without bothering to get Congressional approval.

I’ll personally insult Supreme Court justices to their faces.  I’ll tell lie  after lie  after lie.    Maybe let a few terrorist attacks succeed,  both here and abroad.  Push legislation that keeps unemployment above 8% for my entire term.  Shit, fuck THAT bullshit number.  I’ll keep real unemployment over 11%!  And just as an added “fuck you” to my most ardent supporters, I’ll make sure that unemployment among black guys is at least 17%.

I’ll play an historic number of rounds of golf.  (Shit, the press roasted Bush over the coals for that and at least he was doing his job.)  I’ll fly my wife and kids all over the world on vacations,  all on the taxpayers dime.  I’ll have my wife tell everyone that they are fat fucking pigs while she and I dine on $100/lb waygu steak.  I’ll give shout-outs to random people before pretending to be upset by our soldiers being gunned down by a Muslim lunatic in a terror attack.  I’ll propose budgets that even Democrats won’t vote for.

I’ll have my attorney general call average Americans racists and have my idiot VP call them “terrorists”, while working to put guns into the hands of murderous criminals in Mexico so they can kill our own border agents.   Then, as icing on that cake, I’ll fucking declare “Executive Privilege” when anyone asks to see the emails where we discussed it.

I’ll even take the one popular thing I ever did, killing one of the most hated human beings in the history of time, and fuck that up too.  I’ll take full credit for everything  that it took to make that happen and then send my people out to crow about my “gutsy call.”  I’ll then go on tour, touting my bravery and courage, (spiking the football)  , enraging Islamists everywhere and quite likely helping to cause the deaths of the very men who actually did kill that piece of shit.

I’ll meet with that douchebag David Letterman  and that beast, Whoopi Goldberg, while ignoring the heads of state of our allies, as the world burns to the ground around me.   I’ll make the passing of the first person in the history of mankind to walk on another celestial body all about me.    I’ll tell everyone that I can solve the centuries-old Middle East issue with just the beautiful sound of my voice  while leaving our assets in dangerous countries completely unprotected,  without so much as a fucking mall cop to protect them.   Then I’ll top that off with dismissing the assassinations of an American ambassador and 3 other American citizens as a “bump in the road”  and then call for restrictions on the freedoms which are guaranteed to American citizens by this country’s founding document.

And there’s more that I did that you all don’t even know about.  Trust me, I couldn’t have fucked this place up more if I dropped my perfectly-creased slacks and dumped on the Resolute desk while jacking off on the Oval Office rug.

AND THEN YOU VOTED FOR ME AGAIN??!?

Well, if you liked what I did to you all over the last four fucking years, then you are just gonna LOVE what I have planned for the next four.   Trust me, you people are gonna get screwed royally.  And I am gonna be laughing my ass off at you the entire fucking time.

So, fuck you.  Fuck you all in the ass with Michelle’s strap-on.  I had the money, the lifetime Secret Service protection, the love and worship of a bunch of fucking hypocritical   leftard lunatics and a $35million house in Hawaii waiting for me.  But noooooo…. now I have to hang around this shithole and pretend to work for another four years before I can skip this fucking town and live the life I was born to live, that of a pampered gazillionaire.

So fucking thank you all very fucking much.

Now just sit back and enjoy the ride, idiots.  You brought this on yourselves.

Allah bless you blah blah blah and stuff it up your fucking asses, you fucking idiots.

293 Comments

  1. Cliff notes?

  2. Cliff notes?

    hey, I didn’t write it. I just found it and thought you all might like to see it.

  3. I was going to wait until game time to start drinking. The links have forced my hand. BRB

  4. Wiser, this is an excellent summary (with documentation) of Obama’s Presidential stint. Conclusion, he’s a complete jackass and utter failure.

    Well done, Wiserman.

  5. Love, love, love the links (proof).

  6. Well done, Wiserman.

    *blush

  7. I was just adding more and more links until I thought I had enough to use up all of Car In’s internet for the night.

  8. There are links?!

  9. It’s kind of fun to see if you know which incident Wiser has linked.

  10. If by “fun” you mean “depressing”, sure.

  11. Philly voters who gave up their pizza for fore more years hardest hit.

  12. There are links?!

    They all go to the same thing. A rick-roll.

  13. A poat with 100+ links to rick-roll? Don’t give Rosetta any ideas.

  14. A poat with 100+ links to rick-roll? Don’t give Rosetta any ideas.

    who?

  15. well, I’ll be back later, when you are all finished reading.

    I willing to bet that your lips will be more tired than mare’s when she visited NYC during Fleet Week by then.

  16. who?

    This guy.

  17. Well done, Roamster!

  18. Hahaha WTG Roamy!

  19. *genuflects in direction of wiserbud*

    *is thankful to be dead already, at prospect of four more years*

  20. So I notice that the biggest tags in the banglar category cloud are “alcohol,” “booze,” “Man-Lesbian,” “shut your whore mouth,” and “uncategorized.”

    What can this possibly imply?

  21. I was just adding more and more links until I thought I had enough to use up all of Car In’s internet for the night.

    true dat.

  22. But I do think he “needs” to win another four years to really insure he has enough money. I read a while back that this was so … I can’t remember where.

    And, that he “owes” folks in Chicago. He didn’t really deliver on that Olympic thing. He’s got to pass more goodies around before he can retire to Hawaii.

  23. BREAKING: The “Innocence of Muslims” guy is in federal custody.

  24. Let me summarize the tomb above….

    I’m a f*cking douche. F*ck you. Vote for me and f*ck you.

  25. Sean, it’s a travesty.

    Freedom doesn’t mean what they think it means.

  26. Like we needed a study for this…

    http://tinyurl.com/9hkd5zj

    But you can’t tell me that republican men are less masculine looking than democrat douches.

  27. MJ to Wiser and Wiserbud:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsN0YANRZ1U&feature=related

  28. I see where Nakoula has been forbidden to access computers or the internet as part of his “parole violation.”

    Hmm. Now, had his previous actual crime been hacking or piracy, I could sort of see it. However, are we now to believe it is entirely routine to deny parolees convicted of bank fraud all use of computers?

    Almost as if this were a personal vendetta carried out by our rulers against the guy.

    Naw, that’s crazy tawk.

  29. Grrrrr….

  30. this Thursday can blow a goat.

  31. hear hear, Dave!

  32. this Thursday can blow a goat.

    What, do you want to start a riot in Benghazi?

  33. tl;dr

  34. wiserbud composing rant:

  35. Nailed it, George.

  36. Cyn! Somebody linked this a couple of days ago, George Orwell maybe.

    Just in case you didn’t see it. You need to bookmark it.
    (It’s in some kind of foreign language but you will figure it out)

    http://www.vipboxsports.eu/

  37. Sweet. Thanks, Scott! M’wah!!

  38. Bookmarked.

    Is it better than the one you found?

  39. Brad linked to one a week or so ago that is amazing.
    When I finish Breaking Bad I am going to start The Soprano’s from the beginning.

  40. Regarding flag counters, IB has Montserrat, Niue, and Republic of the Congo.

    Top that.

  41. New hobby for Rosetta:

    http://mashable.com/2012/09/27/bagel-heads/

  42. This site has readers.

    There.

  43. Cyn, it’s British. They won’t give a crap about NFL lawyers.

    The ones I find always disappear after a couple of weeks.

  44. We have hits from AZ, NM and Connecticut!

  45. There is one single page view from the Norks, and he hasn’t been back since September 15.

    I hope we didn’t scare him off.

  46. Woo hoo! The ref’s are back.

  47. This site has readers.

    No, nobody reads this site. We just show up to annoy Wiserbud.

  48. This site has readers.
    There.

    hahahahaha

    BOOOYA

  49. I’m not looking forward to their return. If they won the labor concessions they were asking for, they’ll be as bad as MLB umpires in 2 years. Fuck’em.

  50. We have hits from AZ, NM and Connecticut!

    I’m A Hit!! Woooooo Hoooooo!!!

    i AM somebody!!

  51. No, nobody reads this site. We just show up to annoy Wiserbud.
    ——————————–
    Yeah, read isn’t the right word.

    This site has degenerates, would have been more appropriate.

  52. This site has readers.

    There.

    Bwahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

  53. Our newest country visited on Sept 15th. It was North Korea.

    Hahahahahahaha. Norks.

  54. Did anybody make catty remarks about anybody else’s Fall fashion line today?

  55. Did anybody make catty remarks about anybody else’s Fall fashion line today?

    I thought Nancy Pelosi’s keffiya was in a dreadfully passé print. Plus it didn’t cover enough of her head. You could still see eyes.

  56. Michael is making up countries.

  57. I can’t believe that Ravens’ fans cheered the regular refs return. I bet they’re crying by the 4th QTR like the whiny cry babies they are!

  58. I kinda gave up on the Sopranos after Drea D’Mateo’s character got whacked.

    Haven’t got around to watching Breaking Bad.

    I did just go back and watch Damien Lewis in Life. So sooner or later I’ll have to watch him in Heartland.

  59. I watched the first season of Nurse Jackie. It was better than I thought it would be, but not great.

  60. Sorry, guess I sounded kinda snarky. I’m in a bad mood.

    Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel, like I’ve been tied to the whipping post.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6up076lSH8

  61. Cleveland doesn’t look like a 12 point dog.

    Go Browns!!!!!

  62. Nobody tell b-rad that he’s gonna end up watching this…

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1094229/

    Shit, he’ll probably actually dig that.

  63. Okay, pizza dough all made. But I have to keep reminding myself “you didn’t bake that.”

  64. That sports link gave my computer teh aids. Babalon bullshit hijacker.

    Thanks.

  65. Experts: Alcohol enemas ‘extremely dangerous’

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/26/health/alcohol-enemas/

    Even Rosetta wouldn’t do this. I think.

  66. Sean, I’m pretty sure THAT Heartland shows up on ABC Family. Oddly, we get HBO now, but not ABC Family.

  67. No aids here.

  68. See, the point is that the show you were thinking of is actually called Homeland.

  69. Did any of you watch the Last Resort premier tonight?

  70. About the Show

    500 feet beneath the ocean’s surface, the U.S. ballistic missile submarine Colorado receives their orders. Over a radio channel, designed only to be used if their homeland has been wiped out, they’re told to fire nuclear weapons at Pakistan.

    Captain Marcus Chaplin (Andre Braugher) demands confirmation of the orders only to be unceremoniously relieved of duty by the White House. XO Sam Kendal (Scott Speedman) finds himself suddenly in charge of the submarine and facing the same difficult decision. When he also refuses to fire without confirmation of the orders, the Colorado is targeted, fired upon, and hit. The submarine and its crew find themselves crippled on the ocean floor, declared rogue enemies of their own country. Now, with nowhere left to turn, Chaplin and Kendal take the sub on the run and bring the men and women of the Colorado to an exotic island. Here they will find refuge, romance and a chance at a new life, even as they try to clear their names and get home.

  71. I think they’re trying to do a military LOST but I never watched Lost so I don’t really know.

  72. Browns! HA.

    Ravens are still drunk from their victory over the Patriots.

  73. let’s not bicker and argue about oo killed oo! This is supposed to be a, appy occasion!

  74. I don’t watch episodic TV. I know that eventually they will make an anti-Bush/ Romney/ GOP comment while praising TFG and it will set me off. Hard enough watching Sports right now with the Mom Jeans love the idiots exhibit.

  75. Oso, except for reruns of NCIS and shows on the USA (Suits, Covert Affairs, Burn Notice) channel I don’t watch much TV either. Except sports. I’ve never seen a “reality” show either.

    Don’t have Showtime or HBO.

  76. I couldn’t stay up late enough for South Park last night. Had to watch online today. I like having the NFL Network though.

  77. Kid run

  78. Cripes I’m sleepy.

  79. You make your kids run at night. Man, you’re tough.

  80. Currahee!

    http://tinyurl.com/8mnuw99

  81. Da Browns.

  82. I smell a turnover

  83. Apple or cherry?

  84. Huckleberry.

  85. How am the Ravens only winning by 2?? They have the God-like Ray Lewis?

    He usually kills….

  86. I C WUT U DID THERE.

  87. Everyone sees what he did there…

  88. Yeah, but I was the first to call him on it.

  89. Roamy,
    I showed your ‘Rosetta’-link to Anita and got; “Send it to me!!!”
    Tomorrow is her little-brothers b’day and I have a feeling she is going to do something ‘not nice’, IYKWIMAITYD…

  90. Everyone sees what he did there…

    what did I do where?

    BTW, I am so pleased that I spent about a day and a half writing this post and the response is pretty much what I expected:

    “oh look! content! anyway… so tonight I made chicken for dinner…..”

  91. even as they try to clear their names and get home.

    So, basically, President Bash and VP Chany are really bad people…..

  92. chicken?….

  93. where?
    no invite?
    wtf?

  94. You got your spread, Scott.

  95. Aaaaannnddd it’s gone.

  96. chicken?….

    You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, chicken-kabobs, chicken creole, chicken gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple chicken, lemon chicken, coconut chicken, pepper chicken, chicken soup, chicken stew, chicken salad, chicken and potatoes, chicken burger, chicken sandwich.

    That- that’s about it.

  97. Mmmm…H8 Chkn…

  98. time for dinnahh…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneuuVA3Zuk&feature=related

  99. Bubbawiserbud

  100. Wiser – Your content was enjoyable. The links however, were overwhelming.

  101. Chicken?
    I did this tonight, can’t seem to remember where I got it…

    Chicken Taco Stew
    From AoSHQ

    1 can black beans
    1 can kidney beans
    1 can corn, drained
    1 small can tomato sauce
    1 small onion, chopped
    1 packet taco seasoning
    2 cans Rotel tomatoes
    1 lb boneless chicken breast

    Dump both cans of beans (Drained & Rinsed)
    into the crock pot with corn, tomato sauce,
    taco seasoning, onion, and tomatoes (juice
    and all). Mix well. Lay the chicken on top
    and put the lid on. Cook on low for 8 hours
    (or high for 4 hours if you’re in a hurry).
    When it’s done, pull out the chicken and
    shred it, then put it back in the pot and
    mix it up well.
    Serve hot with shredded cheese
    or your favorite toppings (like green onions,
    guacamole, sour cream).

    It was in my “Recipes” folder.
    /Food Blog

  102. The links however, were overwhelming.

    I actually thought it made the point even better. If you knew the story, you didn’t need to click, but it you didn’t, instant gratification….

    So much information out there re: this guys staggering incompetence, yet people still “approve” of his job performance.

    un-fucking-believable.

    As has been said so many times before, what, if anything, would the Douchebag-in-Chief do differently if he were actively working against our national interests?

  103. Well, there’s the recipe. Shall I describe the weather here?

  104. did jay vote for teh won yet?
    http://tinyurl.com/8c55qrz

  105. Bubbawiserbud

    you ever been on a real chicken boat?

  106. Well, there’s the recipe. Shall I describe the weather here?

    urge to sleep…. rising….

  107. I could talk about my diet….watches wiserbud, 3…2…1…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  108. Unless he wasn’t actually born on American soil he has nothing to hide. If however, he wasn’t born on American soil than he is ineligible to run for president. Why else would he refuse to release it?

    That sentence should say “then”instead of “than” it pisses me off

  109. Where is hotspur when you need him? Ghetto bar????

  110. Sorry. I’ve just had an incredibly boring day. Not much else to talk about.

  111. Speaking of cooking,
    We just got our ‘first ever’ pressure-canner. We get it all set-up and Anita seems to be able to say; “I’m going to go outside and spray the yard-weeds, keep an eye on this for the next 55 minutes”, and then she leaves me inside with this potential bomb in the kitchen?
    WTF, O?
    So, we’ve been canning green-beans and corn for the last couple of days.
    It’s kinda cool, but scary.
    So it goes…

  112. Evenin’.

    xbrad, Gen. Chiarelli was awesome. Awe. Some.

  113. It hasn’t blown up yet, ChrisP. So there’s that.

  114. Goodnight my friends.

  115. “Did any of you watch the Last Resort premier tonight?”

    Mare, I recorded it earlier and just watched it. Damn good, based on the first episode.

  116. As far as being like Lost, too early to tell.

  117. And tonight’s season opener of Person Of Interest was OUTSTANDING, even if oso doesn’t watch episodic tv.

  118. Ooooh yay! Person of Interest!!!

  119. Hi, sohos. How are you?

  120. Caroline talks to you softly sometimes
    She says, “I love you” and “Too much”
    She doesn’t have anything you want to derp
    Well, nothing you can touch

  121. Either Friday or Saturday I am going to have to interact with Roseanne Barr. Kill me now, Sweet Hezoos, take me away.

  122. You’re on your own, my son.

  123. Just in time for the election, another scientific “study” confirming what we already know. Conservative women=Hawt…Liberal women=Shovelfaced. The “results” are spun to take a dump on conservatives, but you already knew that was coming, didn’t you?

    http://tinyurl.com/8r28ymy

  124. Oh, and good morning sleeper-inners. I’m up and ready for work after 2 big mugs of coffee to shake the cobwebs out. See you for BBF, I’m off to the Miracle Center to ply my trade.

  125. wakey wakey

  126. BTW, I am so pleased that I spent about a day and a half writing this post and the response is pretty much what I expected:

    “oh look! content! anyway… so tonight I made chicken for dinner…..”

    Hey, my bandwidth only made it through the first third …

    But I did mention that I thought – financially – Obama needs to win a second term. They did the maths. To afford the $35 million dollar home in Hawaii he needs a second term. WIll be able to get more for speaking fees, etc … he’ll probably route some more money toward his friends.

    I had a content answer.

  127. G’morning. Wife is finally fed up enough with looking for work that she’s seriously considering doing freelance photography. We might be starting a small bidness.

  128. If O were smart, he’d have bought a house he could afford if he lost.

    This is evidence that he is not smart.

  129. When one spouse is running a small business, and the other is not, you’ll need to establish some ground rules.

    *imagines Leon in a latex horse costume, posing for a shoot*

    Boundaries. You need to talk to her about boundaries.

  130. She’s not into latex, so I’m safe.

  131. She’s not into latex, so I’m safe.

    But her CUSTOMERS may be. You’ve got to please them. Leon.

  132. I’m pushing her to only take jobs at events, primarily weddings. I’m hoping the “so your friend Rosetta emailed me and asked me to do photos at his next party. He said something about a lemon theme” doesn’t come up.

  133. Latex seems like it would be hot. Temperature hot, you pervs.

  134. Oh, and this post was really good. When you string together all of the amazing fuck ups, you’re left wondering what the situation would be if our fourth estate weren’t a bunch of 14 year old girls daydreaming about Justin Beiber.

    It’s kind of embarrassing to think that the country has become so shallow.

    *takes comb out of back pocket. Feather hair. GIves reflection a wink and finger gun.

    What?

  135. Next person to comment on this poat has to rub Hillary Clintons feet

  136. You can’t make that happen, so I ain’t scared.

  137. It’s kind of embarrassing to think that the country has become so shallow.

    I attribute part of it to the “Get out the vote” movement.

    Don’t know shit? THAT’S OK. Your vote is IMPORTANT.

    Next they’ll start handing out trophies for voting.

  138. I accidentally hopped onto the BBF when it showed up at the bottom of the poat for a second. MJ, I’ve seen the movie from your SpaceX link. I can find the title if you care. It has Stiffler’s Mom in it.

  139. Obama “earns” $400K as President. I asked my lib co-workers if they thought President ThreePutt deserved that much for appearing on Letterman and The View instead of meeting with Netanyahu or actually, y’know, doing his fucking JOB.

  140. I don’t understand why “The Best of Imus” isn’t a blank screen.

  141. >> Boundaries. You need to talk to her about boundaries.

    Like, the end zone?

  142. I’ve got his entire week up at my blog.

    He spend half a day of the entire week doing is actual job. The rest of the time he was campaigning and fundraising.

    He doesn’t deserve a fraction of that salary.

  143. Yeah, I got a good laugh out of the excuse that he won’t do well in the debate because he’s too busy governing.

  144. He spend half a day of the entire week doing is actual job. The rest of the time he was campaigning and fundraising.

    Amusingly, this isn’t all that different from many (other) college professors.

  145. I don’t understand why “The Best of Imus” isn’t a blank screen.

    GA. Don’t turn your tv on in the morning.

    Just don’t.

  146. Yeah, I got a good laugh out of the excuse that he won’t do well in the debate because he’s too busy governing.

    it’s amazing they could get that whopper out with a straight face. Probably had to practice in front of a mirror for a while.

  147. My sister asked me to stop posting political stuff on facebook.

    Yea. That’s going to happen.

  148. Free speech isn’t all that important to “liberals” anymore.

  149. Is your sister going to unfriend you?

  150. Someone please tell the folks at HotAir to get a better pic of MK and Kelly. MK looks cross-eyed.

  151. *unfriends everyone on FaceDouche*

  152. Back to the debate – how much you wanna bet Mr. “I’m smarter than you” doesn’t want to practice for the debate because that would be too much like work? Even if he had the time, he wouldn’t practice because he thinks he’s already perfect.

  153. Is your sister going to unfriend you?

    It’s funny, because now I have TWO liberal facedouche folks squirming. First my sister, and now an old college room mate. He accused CB of being on meds. Then he went to my BIL’s page and made a snarky comment.

    They’re cracking up.

  154. Back to the debate – how much you wanna bet Mr. “I’m smarter than you” doesn’t want to practice for the debate because that would be too much like work?

    it’s going to be horrible. I can see his smirk already.

  155. They’re cracking up.

    I think so, too. They can’t defend the Vegas trip and celebrity appearances while the Middle East burns and our people die.

  156. I finally got to read this poat and check out every single link (yes, all of them) and it scared the fuck out of me. To see all of Obama’s deceit, innuendo, fraud, and disrespect all in one place was almost overwhelming. We’ve all seen it, watched with incredulity, and Obama’s shit gets lapped up over and over and over, but putting it all in one place takes my breath away.

    If there was anyone even remotely thinking of considering this assdouche for a second term, then fuck you and the fucking horse you rode in on and I hope that you die in a fire. Wiserbud, well-fucking-done. It’s not even my week to suck up, but this needs to be disseminated far and wide.

  157. If there was anyone even remotely thinking of considering this assdouche for a second term, then fuck you and the fucking horse you rode in on and I hope that you die in a fire.

    *subscribe to newsletter

  158. Mitt has his own “smile” it is not a smirk but it is automatic and plastic? In a sound bite is is not overt, in a speech it is annoying.

    I will gladly vote for him over Obumbles automatic plastic smile or no.

  159. I’m the laziest person here and I clicked on every link!

    And I liked how you said this Cyn:

    ‘To see all of Obama’s deceit, innuendo, fraud, and disrespect all in one place was almost overwhelming. We’ve all seen it, watched with incredulity, and Obama’s shit gets lapped up over and over and over, but putting it all in one place takes my breath away.

    If there was anyone even remotely thinking of considering this assdouche for a second term, then fuck you and the fucking horse you rode in on and I hope that you die in a fire.”

    I’m done with Obama defenders and I tell them. Could care less about the “friendship.” How in the world can you hang out with people with THAT world view?

  160. I actually linked this fucker on FaceDouche, and I hate FaceDouche.

  161. I hope we can get an honest report of how many rich Frenchies leave France. Previous articles have made it sound that they are already leaving or asking about tax loopholes.

  162. I’m done with Obama defenders and I tell them. Could care less about the “friendship.” How in the world can you hang out with people with THAT world view?

    Exactly. I’ve dropped several ‘friends/acquaintances’ for this very reason. Life is too fucking short.

    HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE NOT SEE THIS ASSDOUCHE FOR WHAT HE REALLY IS?!!?

  163. 75% tax hike over 1 million Euros. Don’t think the assholes in power here aren’t trying to figure out how to make this sound reasonable.

  164. And people say I’m longwinded? Between Richard and Rosie, I’m Calvin fucking Coolidge!

  165. Don’t think the assholes in power here aren’t trying to figure out how to make this sound reasonable.

    Do they even have to try anymore?

  166. I do believe that liberals and conservatives think differently. Reason, logic, critical thinking….it’s a lot different than selfish emotion (me, mine, I, need, feel).

    My husband has a friend (whom he can no longer stomach) who now works as a lawyer for the EPA in WA D.C.. Their family Christmas card was about the important job he’s doing for the country. He’s not welcome here anymore and his stupid comments are met with staunch arguments. He’s from CA, so he’s not use to being shut down. That “friendship” from high school is over.

  167. From the get-go I never liked him. He was definitely one of those, “mare, you were right” deals.

  168. I do believe that liberals and conservatives think differently. Reason, logic, critical thinking….it’s a lot different than selfish emotion (me, mine, I, need, feel).

    That emotion part… so very telling; so very selfish, and yet, ‘they’ are the party that purports to be wanting to help ‘the people’. Fuck that shit.

  169. I seem to have a bit of an Eddie-thing today, and dammit, I fucking like it.

  170. Question: If now, even the administration, is saying that it was obviously a planned terrorist attack on our embassy, why are we going after this “film” maker?

    Our justice department (I know he was arrested locally) is a flaming pile of crap.

  171. I thought about this post quite a bit last night. The drip, drip, drip, of fuck ups is truly unbelievable when they are all catalogued together.

    It’s just too much.

  172. I don’t like this fat assed bitch either:

    http://tinyurl.com/958garq

  173. I think the debate presents a real opportunity. I’m not thinking that Romney is going channel NOOT, but Obama has literally never been challenged on his version of events. The closest he came was the dude from Univision asking him about his broken promise on immigration reform.

    If people watch, I think they may be surprised to know that most of his excuses are total and complete bullshit.

    Romney should just read this:

    Excuse:

    1. an explanation offered in defence of some fault or offensive behaviour or as a reason for not fulfilling an obligation, etc.

  174. HA! Yes MJ.

    Another way for Mitt to say it, “President Obama, blaming others is not leadership.” (…….”it’s for dicks!”)

  175. Let them eat bean curd.

  176. Now they are telling hungry teenagers to “snack” if they’re not getting enough food. Absolutely worst advice, snacking is what’s making America fat. Idiots.

  177. The only question is: why is the government involved in feeding children? Even if it’s decided at the local level, it should remain just that; local.

  178. They’re not going to be “snacking” on carrot sticks. Bags of chips, cookies, etc..

  179. Totally agree, MJ.

    Why, because of exactly what’s happening, unintended consequences and general idiocy besides the COST!!

  180. Food is such a personal thing. Don’t fuck with it out of courtesy.

  181. Absolutely worst advice, snacking is what’s making America fat. Idiots.

    100 calorie snack packs are basically the devil’s second-greatest trick.

  182. Much like deaths from guns, fatness is a byproduct of a free society. Making a video that offends people is also a byproduct of a free society.

  183. Also, growing kids need meat and healthy fat. Those are plate foods, not snacks.

  184. True, Leon. Fruits and veggies as the largest part of the meal for kids is crazy. Low protein? High hunger and cravings.

    I’m sick to death of the unintended consequences excuse. We know ahead of time, they would too if they got off their high horse.

  185. Leon Panetta should not get a pass in any way. He’s an ass and political butt licker too.

  186. My sister asked me to stop posting political stuff on facebook.

    Do what I would do, tell her to stop putting her head up her ass.

  187. Put your ornery caps on. My Obama/union/abortion supporting dad sends me lovey touchy religious saying spam, or links to give to Barky and McCaskill campaigns.

    Just to be an asshole.

    Any ideas to reciprocate that kindness?

    I’m thinking President Bush links or maybe something from Cheney…oooo, he lurves him some Cheney.

  188. Now they are telling hungry teenagers to “snack” if they’re not getting enough food. Absolutely worst advice, snacking is what’s making America fat. Idiots.

    I’ve been going on about this for days – over on facedouche.

    THere is NOTHING wrong with snacking – I do it all the time- it just depends on 1) the size of your meals and 2) what the snack is.

    But the Michelle Obama lunches are a disaster and a complete waste of money. More food is getting thrown away and the kids are hungry.

    And, believe me – they’re going to be snacking on CRAP to make up for those horrible lunches.

    Feed the kids real food and they’d be fine.

  189. My sister asked me to stop posting political stuff on facebook.

    Do what I would do, tell her to stop putting her head up her ass.

    I love it when such folks can dish it but they can’t take it. She posts political stuff.

    But the truth must burn.

  190. I don’t politics with my real world friends very much.

    The last time I was at a dinner party, HALF of the gay dudes were Republicans. I thought that was kind of interesting.

  191. “THere is NOTHING wrong with snacking – I do it all the time- it just depends on 1) the size of your meals and 2) what the snack is.”

    Ah, Carin, generally speaking kids don’t have your will power, your desire to exercise, or your judgement capabilities. Encouraging “good” snacking will take another expensive government program and really, I think that’s their goal.

  192. They will not be snaking on apples, sliced cucumbers, a small snack sized cheese or a piece of bacon.

  193. Snacking is grazing, grazing is what prey does.

  194. Correct, Leon.

  195. I stopped in McDonald’s this morning to get a cup of coffee. I noticed on the billboard that every fucking thing had the calories listed.

    Dog bit me. If you need to know how many calories are in a fucking Big Mac, supersize fries, and a large fucking Coke, maybe you shouldn’t be eating that shit.

  196. Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

    Hillary got $8 million for hers.

    That’s $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn’t remember anything.

  197. Hahahahaha

    That Allen West commercial is TITS!

  198. Oh, Jay, the irony, it burnssss!!!!

  199. HA! Kittens are so cute:

  200. This sucks. Dad went to help a neighbor, who thought someone was breaking into her house. He wound up shooting his own masked kid.
    http://www.charter.net/news/read.php?rip_id=%3CDA1IKAO03%40news.ap.org%3E&ps=931

  201. Good one, Jay!

  202. He shot his masked criminal because the criminal came at his own dad with a knife. One less mouth to feed in the pen.

  203. True dat, Hotspur.

  204. My coworker just called for support before clocking in. Both of our previous dpt managers have come back to the bakery.

    One will be the manager again – she took pride in the place, kept it organized, etc. We respected her.

    The other couldn’t handle the move to another dpt as she didn’t have us to cover her ass and came back as a part time associate. We can’t stand her. Lying, narcissistic, adultering, back stabber. Please note that everyone else is required to wait 6 months before moving to another position or can’t move back to the dpt they managed.

    I’ve taken steps to alleviate my suffering of #2.

  205. Uh oh, mare broke out the kittehs early today.

  206. And I did what I could to try and stop any further sabotaging of #1 from the next manager up, who was the only person that didn’t like her.

  207. people seem pretty growly for a Friday

  208. EXECUTIVE ORDERS ISSUED…

    So it shall be written, so it shall be done.
    All heil King Sumbish in charge.

  209. Best thing I have ever read on this site. Seriously. Well besides the BBF. Oh, and that time some hostagettes flashed their brassieres. and a couple of other times. Maybe 10 or 12.

    But besides that. The best evah.

  210. This makes me feel really good about America:

  211. Snopes says the executive order stuff is false.

  212. Mare, you’re sounding a little racist. To offset your tone, let that oppressed woman and her extended family, live in your house.

  213. Finally!

    http://tinyurl.com/8h9vx8s

  214. White or black that woman is a waste of space. On the other hand, she seems to be a real critical thinker.

  215. Just to be an asshole.

    Any ideas to reciprocate that kindness?

    Link this poat. Here; you can use this: http://wp.me/pb9T5-8gZ.
    Kindness reciprocated.

  216. This makes me want to cry:

    http://tinyurl.com/9b43343

  217. Where did you find the EO thing, CB?

  218. Snacking is grazing, grazing is what prey does.
    Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 10:43 am

    Correct, Leon.

    Grazing is a fine eating strategy for many people. Some of your best eaters are grazers. Kids are natural grazers – it’s what they do. I always joke that if anyone wants to get into great shape, follow my kids around and eat, and do, what they do.

    You can’t eat full meals and graze, but if you are a small eater (as kids usually are) , and active – grazing is great.

    I hate feeling full.

    I’m against any ONE SIZE FITS ALL strategy. Just as everyone’s eating and fitness issues are different, the paths to success are different as well.

    I eat small meals and healthy snacks. Just because others can’t do this doesn’t mean it’s BAD. It just means they need to do something different.

  219. MJ are your gay guy friends masculine? If not, I don’t know how you do it. I’m sick of femmy guys in general and REALLY sick of the gay femmy affectations some gay men use.

  220. Dog bit me. If you need to know how many calories are in a fucking Big Mac, supersize fries, and a large fucking Coke, maybe you shouldn’t be eating that shit.

    I graze by and grab a yogurt/fruit parfait at McDonalds when I’m hungry. I skip the granola. That shit’s held together with sugar.

  221. Carin, glad it works for your Kids (remember everyone is thinner when they are young, my kids were so thin I was constantly feeding them….before puberty). The point was, schools now have stupid menus. Kids hate them, they don’t have enough protein and the kids are still hungry. They need more food. Now the idiots who made the menus want them to snack. IT’S STUPID.

  222. Carin, even without the granola, that parfait is full of sugar.

  223. And how do kids in school, hop in the car and hit McDonalds and “graze” on a parfait?

  224. Cyn, it was an email I received from a friend. I took the comments down however because as I investigated further too many of what was listed had been in place before Obama. Doesn’t change the concern, just wasn’t correctly couched by the email. My bad for getting overly excited.

  225. I’ve seen something similar before, CB, and that very issue you discovered (that many were already in place) was noted at whatever place it was I first saw it.

    Regardless, 900+ is too-fucking-many.

    *still digging on the PottyEddie-Mouth*

  226. This makes me want to cry:

    Back when my son was a baby, I was in a ‘mommy and me’ group. One of the gals wanted to be gender neutral and made sure her son had plenty of baby dolls to play with (to be fair, she also had toys geared for boys too….as far as infant toys go).

    She actually fretted something fierce one meeting because he ignored the dolls and wanted the balls and Duplos. The ‘leader’ told her to let him be.

  227. But, Big Macs are delicious!

    Just can’t eat them for every meal.

  228. I ate all sorts of sh*t as a kid. We all did. The difference between then and now, is that back then we rarely sat around inside.

    But, then as now, it’s not government’s business. To feed our kids or put them on a diet.

  229. I agree, beasnssnsnsnsns.

  230. MJ are your gay guy friends masculine? If not, I don’t know how you do it. I’m sick of femmy guys in general and REALLY sick of the gay femmy affectations some gay men use.
    ————————–
    I would only consider one masculine. The rest are pretty obvious.

  231. Furniture guys are going to be here soon. We forgot to contract them to remove our old crap.

    *wonders how much I will need to get them to do it*

  232. Carin, even without the granola, that parfait is full of sugar.
    Comment by mare on September 28, 2012 11:36 am

    And how do kids in school, hop in the car and hit McDonalds and “graze” on a parfait?

    They don’t graze on a parfait. They get a big mac and fries. Just go watch them. AFTER school and before dinner. I was arguing for the idea that you CAN graze and still be in shape and trim.

    w/o the granola, a parfait is 120 calories. Not bad. Easy. fast. And prevents me from becoming so hungry I eat the first five things I see when I get home.

    I believe that the best thing you can do – when trying to watch things – is to NEVER become really hungry. That’s when you make bad food decisions. Preventing this by healthy grazing is an option.

  233. Picture Michael, wiser, and rosetta, in dresses, jaunty hats, leggings for a whore, and stilettos. That is what we have coming in to our store every week.

    I can’t get over how unattractive the look is or how they could possibly think it remotely makes them ‘feel’ or look feminine. One time, one of them wore daisy dukes and I couldn’t help but look to see if they still had their junk.

  234. I ate all sorts of sh*t as a kid. We all did. The difference between then and now, is that back then we rarely sat around inside.

    I think there’s another difference. My kids – when they were little – NEVER had more than they needed. They didn’t stuff themselves. That’s a learned behavior. They ate small portions of this and that. My kids do eat some junk, but over all – what they choose – is good stuff.

    But, then as now, it’s not government’s business. To feed our kids or put them on a diet.

    Of course.

    And this lunch program is going to be a massively wasteful FAIL.

    My kids – if they happen to buy ANYTHING to go along with their lunch are forced to take a piece of fruit. FORCED.

    The teachers are complaining that the garbage cans are filled with fruit du jour every day.

  235. Yesterday I made a couple different pots of soup.

    I’ll eat cup here and there throughout the day, today. Yep, I’ll probably graze all day.

    Then I’ll go run 5 miles and do weights.

    I’d rather graze, and eat tiny meals than the other way around. But that’s JUST ME. There is more than ONE way to skin this cat.

    That’s all I’m saying.

  236. *wonders how much I will need to get them to do it*

    One bewb flash oughtta do it.

  237. I say we just separate all the fatties in school and make them eat the zero calorie, low-fuel lunches.

  238. I LOVE McDonald’s parfaits. But I can’t eat them because of the sugar. I never ate the granola.

  239. Parfait’s gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

    /Donkey & Cyn

  240. Is this thing on?

    I give this poat 25 of these thingies if it’ll let me: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

  241. Hooray, UF!

  242. I LOVE McDonald’s parfaits. But I can’t eat them because of the sugar. I never ate the granola.
    Comment by Cyn on September 28, 2012 12:06 pm

    Parfait’s gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

    /Donkey & Cyn

    I’m with Cyn. Plus – sugar – YUM.

    really, I don’t think that one parfait I have every three weeks is gonna wreck me. It’s my treat. Instead of chocolate.

  243. I was thinking a 6 pack Beasn, but Cyn is right boobs are a better motivator

  244. My kids – when they were little – NEVER had more than they needed. They didn’t stuff themselves. That’s a learned behavior.

    Hmm…not so sure about the learned thing. My kids stopped eating after the ‘hunger’ was fed. They never over ate. My son was always a grazer from birth.

    I just never made a big deal out of food or meals. Here is dinner with healthy options, I’m not going to force them to eat anything but did encourage them to try it…if not, no biggie…taste buds change. They ate broccoli, poo-pooed green beans. They ate apple slices, wouldn’t touch orange juice.

  245. “I have every three weeks is gonna wreck me. It’s my treat. Instead of chocolate.”

    It won’t but that’s not grazing. That’s a relatively rare treat.

  246. I was thinking a 6 pack Beasn, but Cyn is right boobs are a better motivator

    HARR! This morning when the husband called to tell me when they were coming, I told him I better get dressed ’cause they might get skeered me coming to the door in my underpants.

    He said I better too, because he didn’t want to read about me in some forum somewhere.

    I said…yeah, right, “some saggy old broad grosses us out on the job today…had to rinse our eyes out with some bleach”.

    Husband – I think you should stop talking about your underpants

    Me – why, are yours getting a little uncomfortable?

    Him – ‘heh heh’….yes

    fin

    *ixnay on flashyay*

  247. I think I’ve said before that grazing makes more sense for women and children than it does for men.

    I’d think the biggest issue with their proposed solution for hungry kids (snack between meals!) is that between meals they are in class. I don’t know about you, but eating during class was a serious no-no when I was in school, and with good reason. It’s disruptive and rude. We already slack off on teaching manners these days, and now we’re basically saying that lacking them is survival.

  248. Mare, you asked about Last Resort last night. It was very good. We’ll give it 3 or so more views to decide for share, but initially … promising.

  249. HAHAHA

    *thinks of Hefner and Soros*

    *shudders*

    Never marry an older man. You’ll end up childless, sex starved and cutting his toenails:

    http://tinyurl.com/9ah62dc

  250. That Obama email thread is funny:

    170 Dear Mom.
    I am a complete whore who will give the punaynay away to anyone who buys me a couple Bud Lite Lime’s. So I can keep banging everything with a pulse can you send me 18K please! Thanks Mom, you’re the best.

  251. So, uh, does anyone have Bud Lite Lime girl’s #? I’m asking for a friend.

  252. Important news via Gabe:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/9572187/Couples-who-share-the-housework-are-more-likely-to-divorce-study-finds.html

    Sorry ladies, but it’s science. We’ll be on the couch if you’re looking for a place to deliver our sammiches.

  253. My kids – when they were little – NEVER had more than they needed. They didn’t stuff themselves. That’s a learned behavior.

    Hmm…not so sure about the learned thing. My kids stopped eating after the ‘hunger’ was fed. They never over ate. My son was always a grazer from bir

    No, I was being confuse. I meant eating for fun, over-eating is a learned thing. Their natural inclination often is a healthy eating pattern.

  254. *Awards a highly prestigeous medal to Andy.*

  255. Andy, does it say anything about yard work?

  256. ve every three weeks is gonna wreck me. It’s my treat. Instead of chocolate.”

    It won’t but that’s not grazing. That’s a relatively rare treat.

    Oh, I graze every day . But it’s not often that I get caught out of the house when I’m hungry. Normally I graze on stuff in my kitchen. A small bit of soup. A few pieces of lunchmeat, etc.

  257. sex starved

    I see the words, but I cannot make any sense of them.

  258. “Andy, does it say anything about yard work?”

    hahahaha…SHUT UP!

  259. Hahahahahaha

    We’re finishing this frat house, and are turning the heat on today. (temps outdoors have been in the high sixties/low seventies) One of the guys called his mom to tell her it was cold in the house.

  260. I think I’ve said before that grazing makes more sense for women and children than it does for men.

    I’d think the biggest issue with their proposed solution for hungry kids (snack between meals!) is that between meals they are in class. I don’t know about you, but eating during class was a serious no-no when I was in school, and with good reason. It’s disruptive and rude. We already slack off on teaching manners these days, and now we’re basically saying that lacking them is survival.

    It doesn’t really affect my kids, because they pack a lunch – because I’m rich or something, right? Anyway – the issue is that after school, before sport’s practice – they NEED something to eat. Kids are always usually hungry at that point, but if they are doing a sport, they’re not “just” hungry. If they have eaten the school lunch they WILL NOT HAVE THE PROPER FUEL to work out. Football players can need up to 3500 calories a day. That 750 at lunch isn’t going to cut it.

    They only have the proper fuel to flop down in front of the tv.

  261. Sheesh. I just had to write an email to The Axeman’s school principal about some kid stealing food from his lunch yesterday. MAJOR FUCKING NO-NO as he injects an exact amount of insulin to account for an exact calculation of the carbs he’s about to eat. I was pleased to hear when I dropped off the boy this morn that the principal (who’d not yet arrived) was already aware of the incident and handling it. This same shitstain pulled some other stunt and, coupled with the food theft, is doing a one-day school suspension.

    Man, I love this school.

  262. My foolproof diet strategy: Eat when you’re hungry. Stop when you’re not. And when you do eat, don’t take ANYONE’S advice on what you SHOULD be eating and how and when, ’cause if they did know what the hell they’re talking about, they wouldn’t have had to do all that research.

  263. “One of the guys called his mom to tell her it was cold in the house.”

    This is an example of the pussy men I’M SICK OF!!!

  264. http://tinyurl.com/c8v2ew2

  265. Parent’s for God’s sake, stop babying your kids! I’m begging you!!!

  266. *grazes on chocolate chips*

  267. If my son called me to tell me his frat house was too cold I would say,
    “are you high?” “I’m done paying for your crap if you’re getting high.”
    “Also, Shut up,” click.

  268. HAHAHA….good one, xbrad.

    Damn children in the corn. I think I’ll hire that guy to get rid of my ‘ring and runner’.

  269. This is an example of the pussy men I’M SICK OF!!!

    YES!

  270. This is an example of the pussy men I’M SICK OF!!!

    I bet he’s a grazer.

  271. David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog
    Big news – I’ve got my own radio show! Found a Mr Microphone at a garage sale. #HeyGoodLookinIllBeBackToPickYouUpLater

    hahahahah

  272. Hahahahaha

    I went straight into the Navy from high school.

    Dear Mom,

    It’s okay here except for a few things.

    – they make us get up at 4:30
    – we have to shit , shower and shave, then they march us to chow at 6
    – there are no toilet stalls, so we just have to poop in front of everybody
    – they make us wash our clothes by hand, then we have to hang them up to dry
    – we don’t have clothes pins so they make us use these bits of string to hang them up
    – we have to drill all day and go to school
    – we can only smoke for one hour in the evening after we’ve spit polished every square inch of our barracks
    – we have to make our beds every day
    – we have to pick up our clothes every day
    – they make us attend church on Sunday
    – we have to go to bed at 9
    – we don’t have a phone
    – the tv is black and white

    Upon reflection, I hate it here. Can you call my Company Commander? His name is Chief Moran.

    Love,
    HotPussy

  273. Sorry ladies, but it’s science.

    Do you know why? Because it drives us nuts when you can’t fill the dishwasher right, or fold the towels, underpants, shirts, right, or put things back in the cabinets in the proper order, fix a pretty bed, etc.

    You either have to suck it up and pick your battles or don’t tell anyone where you’ve dug the hole.

    I’ve chosen to STFU. I’m too tired from work to care. It gets done.

  274. …..too many cooks in the kitchen…blah blah

  275. I would subscribe to the iowahawk podcast. I’d pay to subscribe if the second half was Frank J. Flemming.

  276. Mare, I saw that lady in a BBC documentary they showed on Discover Health a while back. She’s miserable.

  277. I would think so, Leon. How does she get anything done?

  278. mare, did you see the article about Ann Coulter being on The View, with that low life Whoopi?

  279. Colleps’ husband, Christopher, said he still loves his wife of eight years and pleaded for mercy in her sentencing

    Grazer.

  280. I saw it but didn’t read it.

    I was boycotting The Daily Mail because of all the Kardasian posts, but the last couple of deals were linked from somewhere else.

    I’ll read it now.

  281. I watched that fucking View thing. When that overweight, unfunny, ignorant bitch asked what Coulter knows about being black, I bout lost it.

  282. Why did Coulter think she could have a “discussion” on the view? All those ladies, (even the “conservative” one) are idiots. Elizabeth Hasselbeck was on Survivor for God’s sake.

  283. “Grazer.”

    hahahaha

  284. So, Ann Coulter was “whomped” by Whoopi?

    http://www.examiner.com/article/ann-coulter-whomped-by-whoopi-on-the-view

    Who’s the one on a show with their polar opposite? It ain’t Whoopi. Say what you want about Coulter, but she’s got courage.

  285. New Post.

  286. I don’t see why anyone would go on with those harpies. They won’t let you speak or try to engage in a reasonable discussion.

  287. Whoopie has only “whomped” a couple of things, Ted Danson and a double cheeseburger.


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