Vice President Ruprecht

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  1. Nailed it

  2. I was going to write stuff, but really, does anymore need be said?

  3. Ha! Are you kidding? The vid says it all, wiser.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm

  4. http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm

    hmph. all out of iPads, huh?

  5. I give this poat one of these – see below

  6. I’m sorry, but this poat isn’t putting up the numbers like the last poat.

    Your pay will be docked. I don’t make the rules.

  7. hmph. all out of iPads, huh?

    Nawww, just had a bunch of these laying around in trash bags. You’re doing me a favor by taking one.

  8. You Pennsyldouchians ain’t that far behind, buddy.

    I was going to defend PA against the likes of Dick Blumenthal and Rosa deLauro, but then I remembered Arlen Specter and John Murtha. Never mind.

  9. If someone can be one of the first to get their hands on the clip of today’s Neil Cavuto phone interview with 1st Black Governor Doug Wilder, we’ll get some huge hits. Wilder was scathing on his comments of Biden’s “Chains” comment and Cavuto was almost speechless. It was delicioso.

  10. then I remembered Arlen Specter and John Murtha.

    And the hawt rocket surgeon STICKS the landing!

    http://tinyurl.com/cb8gjzl

  11. Oh cool, I’ll add that to ace’s post.

    *gives Cyn a Nobel bobble head and new set of luggage*

  12. Heh, nice one, dave.

    Make @theH2 a link though, willya? We have ad revenue to think about, here.

  13. bitch bitch bitch

  14. Touré said. “This is a constituency all-white party that rejects the black vote.”

    News to Artur Davis, Allen West, Tim Scott, etc.

  15. I’d forgotten Milla Jovovich was in Kuffs. A very young Milla Jo-jo-jo-vich.

  16. I’m trying to figure what to cook for dinner. Not motivated. Somebody send me something smoked.

    No, XBrad, not your cigarette. Thanks anyway.

  17. *gives Cyn a Nobel bobble head and new set of luggage*

    OMG! I’m collecting all of the Nobel Bobble Heads!!! How did you know?!

  18. So I am off for the weekend and the only other decorator……her last day was today. There is a wedding cake due on Saturday.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    I’m thinking they are going to lose more than the $200 it would have taken to keep her on.

  19. Krauthammer’s on now… shhhhh!

  20. Cyn, why are you and xbrad posing in the header? Din’t your momma tell you to put on a clean pair of underpants before leaving the house?

  21. There is a wedding cake due on Saturday.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh, Beasn, that has FUCKINGAWESOME written all over it.

  22. At least I have more covering my ass than Xbrad does.

  23. I’m hoping the header pic has a short shelf life.

  24. It don’t get that late.

  25. Poor, poor Juan Williams getting bitch slapped by Hayes, Baier, and Krauthammer. I actually almost feel sorry for him.

    *snickers*

  26. I’m hoping the header pic has a short shelf life.

    I will see to it that it does. That’s a promise.

  27. Sounds like Kirsten Powers did yesterday.

  28. I’m hoping the header pic has a short shelf life.

    No, you’re wishing your wife would do that, RIGHT NOW!

  29. Hello, wingnuts.

  30. It was excellent, Jay; all three of them were tag team beating his skull to a bloody pulp with toilet plungers. I was wishing that today’s segment was a bit longer and then got interrupted by a stupid phone call so I missed the finish-off.

  31. http://is.gd/9DmYNy

  32. Mary, Mary quite contrary
    How does your garden grow?

    http://tinyurl.com/bsd6kbg
    `
    Holy SHIT!!!

  33. Cyn’s ass makes my ass look fat.

  34. Hi Cyn! I get to go home tomorrow.

  35. http://tinyurl.com/bsd6kbg
    `
    Holy SHIT!!!

    May, what a big pickle you have!!!111!

  36. That’s great news MJ! Did you get all your community service hours done or will you have to go back to finish?

  37. Cyn’s ass makes Moochelle’s ass look the muthafuckin bootleg Goodyear nuculear blimp.

  38. *blows a kiss and tosses a Nobel to Hawtspur*

  39. I get to go home tomorrow.

    You bought a dollhouse?

  40. *throws the Nobel on the pile with the iPads*

    I’ll never watch this cheek again.

  41. Do you ever long for true love from me?

  42. You should go see the worlds largest chair before you leave MJ.

  43. watch = wash

  44. My Banglar Meat Thermometer is due to arrive tomorrow.

  45. >> How did you know?!

    *Puts on my sunglasses, flicks my Zippo and lights a smoke, pops it closed*

    When it comes to extraordinary women, I make it my business to know.

  46. I am hoping my Texas rub arrives tomorrow.

  47. Dave, are you going to Scott’s tomorrow?

  48. Not now

  49. Hotspur

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

  50. Come on turn it on, wind it up, blow it out, GTO!!

    Wah wah, wahwahwahwahwahwah!!

  51. My Banglar Meat Thermometer is due to arrive tomorrow.

    WTH?!?! Why did you go and waste your money on that?

    Dude, it was a joke. Those things suck. They never work right.

  52. You should go see the worlds largest chair before you leave MJ.

    Isn’t that like pretty much any chair anywhere to him?

    Yes, it was low-hanging fruit and I took it. Fuck you.

  53. Don’t make me get out the dickslippers, wiser.

  54. Don’t make me get out the dickslippers, wiser.

    Considering where you keep them, no, I really do not want to see you pulling out the dickslippers in front of me.

  55. PIZZA IS HERE!!!!

    later, exaggerators…

  56. Yeah, the electronics in those remote thermometers can’t really take the heat and smoke.

  57. He could take a picture like this

  58. >> I will definitely pitch in big time on the meat.

    Noted.

    *do not turn back on HS*

  59. Scott – Is she flashing you?!

  60. Is Mare eating dinner?

    http://tinyurl.com/dxuhcmb

  61. Ga

  62. DD#2 “refriended” me on FB – she didn’t like my Chick-Fil-A post/comments. Waaaahhhhh.

    We sent her flowers for her b’day; she called to say thanks and to let us know that she WILL be coming up this weekend – too bad we won’t be at the house until Sunday afternoon.

    I’m hoping our old dog is able to last until she gets here so that DD#2 can say goodbye to her. It’s lookin’ pretty iffy at this point –

  63. Oops, if I missed something I apologize.

  64. It was just a slipup.

    Bend over for your flogging, Hotspur.

    *hands dave the paddle.

    It’s your turn, right?

  65. Don’t make me have to do it.

  66. Carin, you’re closest.

  67. I think Leon’s closest, actually.

  68. But he’s not here now, is he?

  69. Today I saw a faint glimmer of cerebral activity in my reliably liberal coworker. This is what he said:
    “Tushar, I see what you mean when you always say that democrats are devisive and seek to divide people. I went to Obama and Romney websites and went to their online stores. Romney’s store was selling shirts that said ROMNEY. Obama’s store was selling shirts that said: Asians for Obama, Hispanics for Obama, Pacific Islanders for Obama etc.”

    I think there is still some hope for this guy.

  70. I just ate some parts that used to be part of a shark. A motherfucking shark. Suck it, predators.

  71. Did anybody sneer at anybody else’s lack of sophistication today?

  72. Leon’s in the closet? How long have you people known this????

  73. We’ve met Mrs. Leon. He’s not in the closet, nor is he out of the closet.

  74. http://tinyurl.com/d8uqyp2

  75. We’ve met Mrs. Leon. He’s not in the closet, nor is he out of the closet.

    Seems legit.

  76. Has anyone else undergone ni**erization today? I’m feelin’ funkay.

  77. Comment by George Orwell on August 16, 2012 9:11 pm
    Has anyone else undergone ni**erization today?
    ======

    Not yet. If I do, do I have to get some Jheri Curl?

  78. * puts George in chains *

  79. * puts George in chains *

    Joe Biden, is that you?

  80. what up yo!

  81. I’m feelin’ so funkay I’m having a partay. Here, come on over.

    http://bit.ly/R5Ewhn

  82. I gots my Bootsy Collins shades on.

  83. AHA! The lovely SoHoS arrives!

  84. Oh, and. . .

  85. I’m serving food at my partay. Toure is invited!

    http://bit.ly/R5EZzZ

  86. * puts George in chains *

    They were really great back in the 80’s and 90’s….

  87. I LOVED AHa

  88. I felt 4% more gay watching Aha’s “Take on Me”

  89. MSNBC’s Toure asked me to post this so you rednecks could develop some sensitivity to his culture.

    http://bit.ly/R5Fvy7

  90. That’s great news MJ! Did you get all your community service hours done or will you have to go back to finish?
    ————————
    I have to come back in 12 days. Boooooo.

  91. Did Bootsy Collins play in Parliament?

  92. Bootsy Collins smoked Parliaments. Probably.

  93. >> Did Bootsy Collins play in Parliament?

    Like a Viking.

  94. Is it for something stupid Mare-J? I can be there in 90 minutes and save you a trip if the solution involves fire or a baseball bat.

  95. Why does MJ have Community Service?

  96. Recessed tips!

  97. Has anyone else undergone ni**erization today?

    Mitt Romney didn’t employ any commonly-used words to describe me, so I guess not.

  98. oops.. this one

  99. Just think of the advances in language. Remember, I said the latest editions of Newspeak dictionaries would pare down English to a handful of words.

    Thanks to Obama, we have begun our journey. In future,

    sk***y instead of skinny
    an**y instead of angry
    l**y instead of lazy
    ur**n instead of urban
    f**ky instead of funky

    but we’ll keep “bitter,” “clinger,” and “granny-murdering scrooge wingnut” just as they are.

  100. We want the funk
    Gotta have the hump

  101. MJ, if you’re trying to not meet anyone, it’s too late. You already have.

  102. I seriously still want a fuzzy p-bass.

    I denounce myself.

  103. Muthahship!

  104. I don’t really have community service. I’m in MA for work and shit. But mostly work.

  105. Mare-J is 90 minutes away.

  106. >> Why does MJ have Community Service?

    Because he passed GO and collected more that $20

  107. mmm, country potatoes.

  108. MJ, if you’re trying to not meet anyone, it’s too late. You already have.
    ——————
    Are you sure? I only remember meeting mare.

  109. We drove 15 hours to meet Car in.

  110. Mare-J is 90 minutes away.
    ——————
    Really? I’ll be back in a few weeks. We should plan on killing wiser, like we always talk about.

  111. scott on August 16, 2012 at 9:53 pm Edit
    We want the funk
    Gotta have the hump

    …says the guy married to Lauraw

  112. That was the tiger, not mare.

    Easy mistake.

  113. He’s lip syncing

  114. Ahhhh thanks for the clarification I thought I had missed something serious

  115. We should plan on killing wiser, like we always talk about.

    You all keep promising, but you never follow through….

    Bastards.

  116. Oh, it is serious, SoHoS. MJ has been sent to lockup:

    http://bit.ly/RlHUah

  117. In the spirit of bi-partisanship, Chick Fil A has added another item to their menu, in an unprecedented move.

    Chick Fil A will now serve crow.

    Enjoy! I’m sure it’s delicious.

  118. eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

  119. Serious is just a setting on the washing machine.

    no, wait, I fucked that up. Normal. It’s normal… ahhh fuck it.

  120. Power went out at the office and I headed out to Happy Hour early. We had a lively talk about the Higgs Boson. No, really.

    Who do I have to flog and why?

  121. You all keep promising, but you never follow through….
    Bastards.
    —————————-
    Here. Hold this waffle iron while I fill up the kiddie pool.

  122. crow –> like chicken
    waffle fries –> like waffles

    chicken ‘n’ waffles served by white Xtians = RACISM ELEVENTY

  123. We played the hell out of P-Funk on the ’78 deployment!

  124. WTFITS?

  125. Also, I’m planning on buying about 50lb of chain this weekend to use for conditioning.

  126. see you rednecks later, I gotta go sit in traffic for 90 minutes because someone jackknifed a fuel truck on the freeway

  127. In other words, I’m planning to chain myself.

  128. Sorry George *go somewhere else*

  129. I have a busy day tomorrow.

  130. What kind of meat dish is chain, and how many servings is that?

  131. Good thinking Leon. You’ll be all set for “gon’ put y’all back in chains” come January.

  132. How many holes, Chief?

  133. MJ, check your (douch)email.

  134. Chick Fil A will now serve crow.two fat thighs and a pair of under-developed, shriveled up breasts. It’s called the Moochele Special.

  135. Two prepare for the VP debate, Ryan must watch two videos.
    First is the epic beatdown Cheney delivered to Edwards in 2004 veep debate.

    Second is this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SamOrz_tHH0

  136. Poor Spike.

  137. underwear is optional tomorrow.

  138. what is this underwear that you speak of?

  139. Did I mention it’s hot?

  140. Sohos!!!! I have visible panty lines!!!!

  141. xbrad?

    http://tinyurl.com/7jfort5

  142. Oso?

    http://tinyurl.com/9nh4gu6

  143. Is that pendejo in the header?

  144. I don’t have visible panty lines!!!

  145. >> what is this underwear that you speak of?

    Fruits of the Loom.

    Lost, in the mists of antiquity.

    *checks out the emerald green butt thong*

    It fits again. A bit clingy, but that’s the look I go for on Fridays.

  146. Jockey pouch-fronts. I swear by these things.

  147. Costco’s “Kirkland” brand tighty whiteys lose elasticity in the legs after one wear/wash cycle.

  148. Facebook is being a total douche tonite.

  149. My boys need room to breathe. Boxers only, cept when I’m mowin the lawn.

  150. Flight delay, I might get home around 0200. Might.

  151. cept when I’m mowin the lawn…….
    Um…..HUH?

  152. That’s just more time to hang with the West Coast crowd, Pupster!

  153. I love Pups!!!! I tell Sohos I have visible panty lines, even when I don’t ; )

  154. I now have a major groove going after P-Funk. Thank you.

  155. Underwear is for amateurs.

  156. Pupster, where are you coming from/going to? http://is.gd/ZiiA3t

  157. >> Um…..HUH?

    Hey, the neighbor kids, they’re all teenagers now. They hardly even run inside crying and screaming to their moms like they used to. Hell they don’t even call the cops on my anymore.

    Dogs still bark though.

  158. Maybe if you waxed a bit more frequently. But I mean that in a nice way.

  159. >> I now have a major groove going after P-Funk

    Everybody loves the funk.

  160. cept when I’m mowin the lawn…….
    Um…..HUH?

    Neon green butt thong. Duh.

    And, yeah, I’m with Dave on this. The boys need room to roam.

  161. Pupster, that sucks. Hope it’s not too bad of a night for you.

    Also, as much as I’d like to wear boxers, they suck for mobility. Briefs are about all that works. The only time I wear boxers is at weddings or when sleeping.

  162. Hotspur is a champion?

  163. My boys gotta be free.

  164. I’ll see you, Cyn, and raise you this.

  165. This is the real reason that Wallace/Braveheart screamed “Freedom” whilst wearing a skirt kilt.

  166. whilst wearing a skirt kilt.

    hahahahahahotspur!!!!!!!

  167. BNA to CMH.

  168. Nice. Very nice, Roamy, but I’m gonna havta raise on you.

  169. Don’t make me link The Thong Song.

  170. http://i.imgur.com/FJrev.jpg

    So effing true.

  171. L to R

    Pupster, Cyn

  172. Heh. . . n00bs.

  173. Awwww.

    Is it weather, Pups? I hope you get home sooner than expected.

  174. http://polipundit.com/?p=41090

  175. I am totally acting like it is a Friday night…drinking beer and listening to music like I dont have to get up and work tomorrow. It is only a 1/2 day so there is THAT

  176. One small piece of news tells me that Obama team is shitting bricks. They are trying to bring dogs (on roof and in mouth) back into news. If they are willing to shift conversation to that, they know they have nothing substantive left.

  177. I would stab Wiserbud in the head if it would make it rain here.

    Ok I’d do that for a cookie too.

  178. It feels a bit like Friday to me too, Sohos. Toss me a beer, girlie.

  179. IIRC a peck is a quarter of a bushel. Talk about archaic!

  180. Sohos, pretty sure it is work for the early half of the day…

  181. I have to agree with you Tushar. Dogs are a distraction.

    And apparently quite tasty to Obama.

  182. SoHOS????

    http://tinyurl.com/8bqvbku

  183. >>I would stab Wiserbud in the head if it would make it rain here.

    Ok I’d do that for a cookie too.

    Tough bargainer. I would do it for just letting me look at a cookie.

  184. >> Toss me a beer, girlie

    INTERCEPTED!

    … oh, ok, here.

  185. Not too shabby, MCPO. But I have an ace. http://youtu.be/LHEsE9yN2CY

  186. Ok ok. 10 dollars for stabbing Wiser in the head.

    That is all I can afford to pay.

  187. INTERCEPTED!

    … oh, ok, here.

    Thanks, FreedomBoy!

  188. Heads up Cyn!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/6p48f3h

  189. Woo hoo! Beer!

  190. This is my Ally McBeal theme song these days:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8iNQvFhrNY

  191. Oh sweet baby Jane; Call me maybe just came on my Pandora…WTF!?!?!

  192. I had garlic parmesan wings tonight and my never ending belches are peeling the paint off the walls…

  193. Garlic.

    It’s a powerful.. hey, breathe over there.

    My laig says “call it Dave”. Goodnight ya buncha goobers. Much love, much love.

  194. Haha Sohos! My Call Me Maybe obsession has been replaced with Hamm’s Beer commercials.

  195. This is my Ally McBeal theme song these days

    Wow, I haven’t heard that phrase in forever. Good for you!!

  196. This:

    http://tinyurl.com/d4mgdjz

    Vs.

    http://tinyurl.com/bljlwwy

  197. Obamy is a leftie? *hahahaha*

  198. My bracket kicked Obama’s brackets ass. Top 4%. Booyah!

  199. Sweet Dreams, Dave; I’m not too far behind myself so leave the bathroom light on please.

  200. Needles and pins un ….

  201. hey, I’m a leftie too

    *leaves bath light on*

  202. Dave killed it? I guess I will shut it down too. Goodnight friends

  203. One of the ‘ettes on FB suggested playing the Question Game. She’s acting like she came up with it. If I didn’t hate the Question Game, I’d be all over it for the H2.

  204. Well it was a joke b/c he is left handed and a libtard…pats Dave on the head and sends him off to nite nite

  205. Isn’t GWB a lefty (handed?)

  206. *smacks forehead* It is a left winger joke…….what blog am I on?!?!?

  207. Can I just say I love that photo of Krystal Ball and Toure Neblett in the H2 header?

  208. The thread is mine, all mine!

    *sociopathic laughter*

  209. GO, you need more uninterrupted comments.

  210. Crap. An interloper. Now I can’t pretend to be the James Cameron of H2.

    I’m not the king of the world!

  211. http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/16/dinesh-dsouza-pays-obamas-brothers-medical-bills-after-president-refuses/

    Unfuckingbelievable. Imagine if a rich Republican president had refused to help pay his half-brother’s medical bills… And a Democrat writer paid them. It would be the lead story every night, plus Leno and Stewart mocking with abandon.

  212. Ahem…5 or 6 comments in a row to own the inter webs. Just killing a thread isn’t enough.

  213. Time zones are for losers.

  214. I

  215. Am

  216. Going

  217. To

  218. Own

  219. All

  220. Derp! (Cuts Sean off before he can Derp the comments)

  221. Well, then.

  222. G’night Sean!!!

  223. Nite-nite, osita.

  224. Heh. Via facechimp…

  225. Andy!!!! I checked my thongmail, but apparently I have the outbound server set up incorrectly so I can’t send anything out.

    Also, you suck dirty balls for not letting me know earlier.

  226. I think the reason behind Obama’s indifference to his family is Moochelle. If she is like a typical african american, she despises the people of africa. I have chatted with my fair share of NY cabbies who came from africa. They are very hard working, mostly law abiding people who, if I may say, are a tad on the conservative side. They are grateful for a chance to live and work in america, and don’t have the entitled mentality. To a man they told me that the people that hate them the most are african americans who are here for centuries.

    I am sorry if it sounded a bit racist, but facts are facts.

  227. I woke up on time!

    Coffee brews. Gonna be a great day.

  228. That was my experience with the Africans that attended my ex-wife’s church. They felt more at home with their church family than with American blacks.

  229. wakey wakey

  230. I have coffee before 7am. I don’t know if I’m me today.

  231. The guy across the street from me in Detroit was from Ghana. He did NOT care for the amercian black folks. Thought they were mostly drug dealers and criminals.

  232. So who ended up with BBF duties for today?

  233. Hehe.

  234. So who ended up with BBF duties for today?
    I’m not sure, but I hope it’s Hotspur.

  235. http://youtu.be/CkoMbxHQmuM

    Heh

    Men deserve whatever humiliation they endure for that shit. I would send it to my bil, but I think it would cut WAY to close.

    Of course – if you wait until you’re 45 or so, then go after the under 25 crowd, you DO become a bit more popular. They’re easily impressed. I imagine because so many of them are unemployed (the men).

  236. Cyn got it done.

  237. Is anyone seeing Obama 2016 this sunday?

    This guy is! Happy Birthday to me.

  238. Happy birthday Jay and Lipstick!

  239. Good morn.

  240. Howdy all

  241. Apologies, MJ. I didn’t decide to go until yesterday.

    http://twitpic.com/akbdh9

  242. That was my experience with the Africans that attended my ex-wife’s church. They felt more at home with their church family than with American blacks.

    Same for me. There’s a large Nigerian Catholic community here. They do not care for the African-Americans who think that being smart is “acting white”. They work hard, and they expect their children to do well in school.

  243. WHere did you go Andy? Did I miss a story?

  244. Interesting about the attitudes of Americans from Africa toward American Blacks.

    Good morning!

    Worst header ever. Terrible.

  245. Poor Barry all his puppet masters can come up with is, “tax returns, yeah, how about your tax returns”

    Losers with the horrible stench of failure in their hair.

  246. >> I imagine because so many of them are unemployed (the men).

    More likely because they have $

  247. I dreamt I met Mare last night.

  248. Thanks scott! And check your computer clock!

  249. Ha! Good one, Hotspur….how’d it go?

    At dinner, the bar had msnbc playing and I almost fell off my chair, they were STILL discussing “how bad” the Ryan pick was for the ticket. They must be crapping their pants regularly over the grown up ticket choice vs the idiots they are stuck with.

    Bill Whittle’s new Afterburner covers this ground well.

  250. I liked the new Afterburner.

    A lot.

  251. Mare, I was around reading the news, and yes they are $hitting their pants. There was article after article discussing what a bad pick.

    One argued that since Ryan couldn’t say when their plan balanced the budget, the entire house of cards would come falling down. Completely ignoring the fact that the dems 1) don’t really have a plan and 2) every option they throw out there has the budget going up and up.

  252. Haha, Car in used dems and budget in the same sentence.

    That’s funny.

  253. I’m sad we have so few adults in politics. It’s embarrassing to me as an American citizen.

  254. They’re just throwing stuff out there now, hoping it will take root. Ryan has said very clearly when his plan balances the budget, so they shifted from “he doesn’t know when” to “it’s not soon enough”

  255. Haven’t seen the new Afterburner yet. Time to go kick some ass.

  256. They’re just throwing stuff out there now, hoping it will take root.

    Worked for Palin. It will probably work for Ryan. Watch for the crowds of protesters in Janesville Wisconsin.

  257. Ryan has said very clearly when his plan balances the budget, so they shifted from “he doesn’t know when” to “it’s not soon enough”

    Yea, it’s hilarious. Here Matt Miller explains that Ryan is sham:

    Why am I harping on this? Because it’s impossible to overstate how central the unjustified label of “fiscal conservative” is to the Ryan brand and the GOP’s strategy. As Clinton understood in the 1990s, “fiscal responsibility” is a values issue important to the voters who decide modern presidential elections.
    The point: Democrats can’t afford to let Ryan/Romney’s phony image as superior fiscal stewards survive.

    And then he pulls “an obama”

    Let me be clear. The most important issue facing the country isn’t when we’re going to balance the budget. It’s how to get growth and jobs reignited in the near term and how to renew the country’s promise and competitiveness after that (an agenda in which long-term budget sanity is just the ante). But if Democrats spend all their energy on Medicare — and don’t knock out the GOP ticket’s undeserved reputation for fiscal responsibility — they’ll find themselves in unexpected peril as the race heads to the fall.

    what a fucking JOKE.

  258. And then if you didn’t get it, you’ve got EJ Dionne Jr. @@ (those are eye rolls, mare).

    Oh, yes, and Ryan could not explain when his fiscal plan would balance the books (presumably because the right answer is somewhere past 2030). “I don’t know exactly when it balances,” Ryan told Brit Hume. So much for specificity.

    They think the Brit Hume interview sunk Ryan. EVEN BRIT is skeptical.

    Asshats. It’s called actually asking TOUGH QUESTIONS.

    Dionne goes on to say that Ryan’s a bad pick because he’s going to talk about the issues, or something.

    o Price, Ryan offers a double opportunity for the Democrats. The swing voters in his own district, he says, “are pretty practical and not enamored of the doctrinaire, ideological approach that Ryan exemplifies.” The very reasons that ideologues admire Ryan are the reasons that independents and moderates may be put off by him.</blockquote.

    Ok, enough bs from them.

  259. Who should get the dog? The rescuers or the original owner who left her up there to die?

    http://tinyurl.com/ctrcehq

  260. Gotta get down on Friday.

  261. ga. One of my facebook friends has turned into a full-tilt douchebag. Preachy. condescending. ga.

  262. Read that Beasn…that dog should stay with the rescuer.

  263. Isn’t that fun when that happens, Car in? I’m sure you’ll be blamed for it.

  264. Car in, are you wantin’ us to break some bones?

  265. *cracks knuckles*

  266. Uh oh, beasn is warming up the green fist of doom.

    *hides

  267. I agree Mare, the dog would be dead if it weren’t for them.

  268. Poor dog. They never said – I don’t think – how the dog was injured. The rescuers should keep her.

    Beasn, he’s just posting it on his wall, so I don’t think you can access/comment. It’s just so effen preachy. He think’s he such a deep thinker, and that he’s spewing pearls of wisdom.

  269. Apologies, MJ. I didn’t decide to go until yesterday
    ——————-
    Cocksmoker.

  270. This is what he just posted:

    “If I were to say I like a presidential candidate just because I do not like another presidential candidate, I would not be acting reasonably. I would be reacting in an irrational manner.
    Naturally, this above statement only has any validity where there are only two choices… and I know full well that there are more than two choices.”

    @@@@@@

    (again, mare, those are eye rolls) lol

  271. Car in is right. The left is freaking the fuck out.

    The best metaphor I can think of is a teenage girl pretending that she doesn’t like a boy she is clearly hot for.

    They’re worried and methinks they protest to motherfucking bootleg much.

  272. too

  273. To Two tutu

  274. toot

  275. Mmmmm burney irony for breakfast –
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/16/romneys-bain-saved-site-of-obamas-first-kiss/

  276. that plaque is hilarious. I mean, really?

  277. The comments right off the bat talked about walking a dog there to relieve itself. Heh heh. Bad, commenters; bad!

  278. I think the proper criticism is that the commenters are “racist”.

    Far be it from me, though, to correct you Cyn.

  279. I can report that meeting Mare in my dreams last night was very pleasant. She is an attractive funny person to be around.

  280. Who wants that visual? Gross.

  281. That comment was meant for Barky kissing anyone. Not mare.

  282. You’re fucking kidding me. Obama went on a morning radio talk show?

    I’m ashamed.

  283. This is what he just posted:

    Tell him Obama ate a dog.

  284. I wouldn’t get that close to a chimp, like the gal in the header.

  285. Not a NEWS show. It’s one of those crappy fm morning/pop music radio shows.

    They go on about food for the first few minutes, then they talk about music.

    Then they sucked his cock through the phone, but I turned it off before that started.

  286. Methinks that hotspur smokes to much cock.

  287. I don’t think you should talk about people sucking the president’s cock.

    It’s racist, or something.

  288. I think we’ve got a theme going for today.

    *gets disturbed

  289. Off topic rant
    The past couple of days I have been contemplating taking time lapse photographs of my hibiscus flower opening.

    For the past several hours I have been reading my owners manual for my Nikon D90 and am amazed that I can set it to take 5 pictures per second, bracket pictures up to 5 pictures per press of the shutter. or up to 9 pictures 20 seconds apart.

    I cannot take 1 picture a minute or 5. I have to do that manually
    you would think with all the computer power it has something like that would be trivial.

    /off topic rant off

  290. I don’t think you should talk about people sucking the president’s cock.

    It’s racist, or something.

    Did you listen to it? Because that’s where it sounded like the interview was heading.

  291. Vmax, if it can be USB controlled, you might be able to rig that from a computer. I know you can do exactly that with a webcam.

  292. I will look into that Leon.
    The owners manual is only 300 pages I ought to be able to find it in a few

    hours

  293. Vmax, I doubt your D90s battery could last long enough to do what you want to do.

  294. V-man – I have some moonflowers I would love to do that with. They open pretty quickly – you can almost see it with the naked eye. I should try to get a few pictures.

  295. The coolest thing with the moonflowers is the way they untwist as they open. I threw some seeds down a few years ago, and nothing ever happened. This year – one appeared. I was so freakin excited.

    [I’m pathetic, I know ]

  296. I think my MC-36 remote will do it. Let me check.

    BRB

  297. Battery life is not a problem Hotspur. I leave the camera on 24/7 and only have to charge it every 4 or 5 months according to my counter I have taken 40,000 pictures in the past 3 years so I use it heavily and still get months out of the battery

    The internal flash hurts it but I can still go a week using the flash heavily.

  298. Car in, before Obama went to the Iowa State Fair he called in to the local sports talk show. After his visit, he called another show, and complained that everyone was making his visit to the fair into a political one.

    @@@@@@

    (adding more eyerolls)

  299. Hey Leon, are M&Ms and Diet Coke good for a post-workout recovery snack?

  300. Car in, before Obama went to the Iowa State Fair he called in to the local sports talk show. After his visit, he called another show, and complained that everyone was making his visit to the fair into a political one.

    How dare they politicize his pandering?

  301. Hotspur is on to something with the remote. My ML-L3 will not do it but I can see some on Amazon that will for under $10

  302. Hey Leon, are M&Ms and Diet Coke good for a post-workout recovery snack?

    no

  303. Vmax, the MC-36 will do it.

  304. Twinkies and Jaeger make the best post-workout recovery snack.

  305. Hey Leon, are M&Ms and Diet Coke good for a post-workout recovery snack?

    Absolutely. In fact, you should just eat them and skip the workout and then make me your beneficiary.

  306. If you’re going to do a second workout, I’d recommend a protein yogurt drink. That’s what I did yesterday, and it worked great.

  307. Will try and do some squats, deadlifts and power cleans this evening, depending on how tired I am from working. Ran 3.5 miles yesterday in under 30 minutes. 500ft. elevation gain, and too rocky to run in some spots. Did see a gray fox.

  308. If you’re going to do a second workout, I’d recommend a protein yogurt drink.

    Dirty, dirty girl…

  309. ga. My brain just assploded. In a NYT article about American aversion to taxes:

    By contrast, the ethnic, linguistic and cultural diversity of the United States can sap support for government redistribution. Ten years ago, the sociologist William Julius Wilson wrote that American whites rebelled against welfare because they saw it as using their hard-earned taxes to give blacks “medical and legal services that many of them could not afford for their own families.” In more homogeneous European countries, taxpayers may be more willing to pay for social programs because recipients are similar to themselves.

    yea, that’s what middle class families hate. That BLACK folks can get services for free that they cannot afford.

    we’re so racisty.

    Which ignores the fact that by raw the numbers there are more whites on welfare than blacks. But is’ RACISM that makes us hate welfare and handouts.

    Got it.

  310. Yogurt makes me gack. Too slimy.

  311. I know what you mean, Pepe. I like the taste, but it’s the swallowing that’s hard.

  312. It’s getting harder and harder to not comment…

  313. That’s some low hangin’ fruit right there, Ms. Cyn

  314. …but it’s the swallowing that’s hard.

    Aw, Cyn, spit or swallow is the difference between like and love.

  315. I don’t like where this is going.

  316. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 17, 2012 11:24 am
    It’s getting harder and harder……….…
    =====

    NBC edit for you.

  317. Lower than the fruit on the hospital trees.

    *giggles that Jay said “harder and harder”*

    Man, I love fourth grade.

  318. Comment by Car in on August 17, 2012 11:25 am
    I don’t like where this is going.
    ====

    You’re the perv who started it.

  319. The H2, come for the comments, stay for the thinly veiled sexual references.

    Don’t worry, we’ll make them up, if they aren’t there.

  320. *giggles that Jay said “harder and harder”*

    Don’t think that wasn’t intentional. I’m still in third grade.

  321. Will try and do some squats, deadlifts and power cleans this evening, depending on how tired I am from working. Ran 3.5 miles yesterday in under 30 minutes. 500ft. elevation gain, and too rocky to run in some spots. Did see a gray fox.

    What about the $20?

  322. http://tinyurl.com/8klxhdq

  323. HAHAHA! That makes it even funnier, Jay.

  324. Pups! Did you make it home? http://farm1.staticflickr.com/193/514352735_9fc4a54b4c_o.gif

  325. That’s not $20, that’s $14 the hard way.

  326. The stupid is strong with liberals today.

    I just had someone argue that Romney needs to reveal his Tax records, because the oversea investments aren’t reported to the IRS and thus couldn’t be “caught” by them.

    Ba haaa haaa haaaaa …

  327. Tell your friend he needs to fire his accountant right now. And if he does his own books, punch himself in the face.

  328. The funniest thing about supposedly “intelligent” liberals is how fucking stupid they are.

  329. Good one, Carin.

  330. A supposedly intelligent Liberal Republican wrote this. See if you can guess who it was:

    I had seen the now notorious video clip of the vice president putting on a faux Southern accent and telling an audience that included African-Americans, that if Romney were elected, he is “Going to put y’all back in chains.”

    The insinuation from the statement as I took it (as did many) was that if Republican candidate Mitt Romney were elected president in November, that people would go back to being in chains.

    aduh…. aduh duh…. duh aduh… duh….

  331. *nods in approval.

    I asked a blogger about what he would do if Romney released his taxes, and he responded that he’d look through them to make sure he paid his “fair share.”.

    I trust that this drunken blogger is secretly a tax attorney, and would evaluate romney’s tax returns based on applicable tax law.

    I’m 100% positive that I’d the case.

  332. A supposedly intelligent Liberal Republican wrote this. See if you can guess who it was:

    Frum?

  333. The stupid is spectacularly strong this election cycle.

    Oh, and the left have lost their f’ing minds.

  334. BBF has launched for all the fourth graders. Third graders stay here.

  335. Their just in the very slow process of being exposed as intellectual light weights. It’s gonna hurt, so they’re gonna scream.

  336. boobs

  337. Third graders stay here.

    Dammit!

  338. Frum?

    *bzzzzt

    Try again


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