About damn time … a call to action

358 Comments

  1. huh?

  2. MJ, how long are you going to be in Mass?

    Friday afternoon.

  3. obama sucks, boobs are cool

  4. Media won’t press on who’s doing the leaking except to cover for the White House. Maybe the guys putting their asses on the line out there will get this moving again.

    People haven’t been charged with these leaks yet and are not headed to prison. WHY NOT??!! No fucking excuses!!!!!

  5. Today’s shooting was the first shots to be fired as the cold civil war turns hot.

    Discuss.

  6. Holy shit we’re gonna getta ace-a-lanche.

  7. Wow. Welcome morons and hosefuckers alike.

  8. Today’s shooting was the first shots to be fired as the cold civil war turns hot.
    Discuss.

    Nah….today’s shooting is no different from any other shooting like this. Some loony-tunes person decides it’s time to take matters into their own hands.

    Unfortunately for our friends on the other side of the political spectrum, the overwhelming majority of these nutjobs bat for their side.

    Fortunately, this bozo was completely inept when it came to planning and executing his mission. His methods are completely laughable in their boneheadedness, and fortunately nobody was severely injured.

    And now he gets to spend time in PMIA prison with a fella named “Bubba” for a roommate – and Bubba isn’t gonna take “no” for an answer…..

  9. Maybe, this video should be mandatory viewing for all democrats.
    Especially the current administration.

  10. Holy shit we’re gonna getta ace-a-lanche.

    Good thing I washed my hair this morning.

    *lifts arms, sniffs pits*
    Yep, remembered to use deodorant, too…..

  11. H2 , Aceolaunch

  12. Oh jeebus titty Bert & Ernie!!! Why did I promise not to link my favorite picture?

  13. Shit. This video is awesome. Totally worth the time to watch.

  14. I’m buck nekkid with a paper bag on my head!

  15. Already forwarded it to my retired Marine Brother, his active Marine so and my Obama-supporting friend, who was so happy that we finally had a President who spoke well.

    Yes, he’s still my friend, but at times, it’s not so easy…..

  16. Crap, I wanted to delete my first comment as soon as I saw the Ace link. Too late. For those who don’t know me, it was meant largely in jest since every time there’s a shooting leftists say the same thing.

  17. Yes, he’s still my friend, but at times, it’s not so easy….

    Yeah, I’ve got a couple of those too.

  18. Oh jeebus titty Bert & Ernie!!! Why did I promise not to link my favorite picture?

    HA! That doesn’t stop any of us from linking it now, does it.

  19. Excellent, CB.

  20. Hear, hear; good job Clintbird.

  21. Way to go, CB!

  22. Hey MJ–you’re not at home right? How could you get in trouble for linking if you’re not there to get busted?

  23. An aceolaunch? Good thing I shaved my hairy moobs.

  24. I’m tempted to link a bunch of lesbian pr0n so it can feel like the old days to our visitors.

  25. Anybody remember the link to Revvy’s deviantart page? We could maybe get her some page views.

  26. A promise is a promise, Cyn.

    I blame Mare. She’s a puppet fisting, bootleg whore.

  27. Wait…ace has a website?

  28. Sharpen your pencils, its time for class

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTM68VbDrMQ&feature=player_embedded#t=00m38s

  29. This isn’t Bert and Ernie, but I think it fits our usual themes:

    http://tinyurl.com/cnwtxsd

  30. Andy’s my favorite cob-logger. Loved his work in “Open Thread.”

    Hahahaha. E of Jeff comment at the mother ship.

  31. Ha! Nobody does an open thread like I do.

  32. Anybody remember the link to Revvy’s deviantart page? We could maybe get her some page views.

    COOL ART HERE
    http://revvy.carbonmade.com/

  33. How much is price of cock?

  34. And for Skylia

    HERE TOO
    http://abridged-works.myshopify.com/

  35. $1 an inch, so…..

    I can make change.

  36. Cocks are free for the asking, most of the time. You almost can’t give them away.

  37. I didn’t know Sky had a shop, good thinkin’.

  38. I mailed Sky some fabric yesterday that she is going to make into a purse for me. Also a bunch of beads and sequins that I will never use and that she might recycle.

  39. 87 How come Ace doesn’t have bikini pics in the masthead?

    Posted by: Waterhouse at August 15, 2012 07:36 PM (qiJ8N)

    Heh.

  40. Hi! Moron here! Nice blog you’ve got, shame if something were to… happen to it.

  41. Roamy, this will be the first and last time I will say this: excellent HHD!

  42. *puts my pants on*

  43. Noam, we’ve been destroyed before. We retrenched and rebuilt. We can do it again. This is the H2. We can make an H3 if we have to, and we won’t use UAW labor to do it.

  44. $1 an inch, so…..
    I can make change.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm

  45. I think Car in has some spare cocks, Cyn, if you need one.

  46. Andy, Laura, Dave,
    A suggestion, because I know you folks have the fleabitten ear of the furry one:

    A conservative youth group, say YAF, may want to ask Paul Ryan for some fitness tips, and Paul Ryan may want to Helpfully produce a youtube clip going through some P90X exercises. It won’t hurt if he is wearing some tight fitting clothes so that viewers can examine each movement carefully. America’s women and youth may find the video instructive….

    Is there a way this idea can be floated up the chain?

    P.S. if that First Yeti with the humongous ass can scold americans into eating healthier, surely Ryan can lead gently by example.

  47. Leon – Some of us are already on the H4. Just sayin’.

  48. Oh, so no-one pointed you to the H7 yet?

  49. Tushar is gay? huh.

  50. I’m still waiting for the true inner cabal to give me the H8 link.

  51. Fucking Bob Beckel….Cyn you disappoint.

  52. Cyn, I’m giving away cocks over here and you’re still fucking Bob Beckel?

    You know how to hurt a guy.

  53. Finally!
    Note to SCOAMF: stfu

  54. The H10 link is so sooper-secret I’m the only one who has it. And even I don’t know what it is.

  55. …and Paul Ryan may want to Helpfully produce a youtube clip going through some P90X exercises. It won’t hurt if he is wearing some tight fitting clothes…

    Yes.

    PleasegodyesYesYES!!!

  56. Did anybody kick anybody else out of their band today?

  57. I don’t really want to get above H8. It’s one thing to say I’m a Hostage, another to say I’m a H8r.

    *sucks up to secret inner cabal sweetly*

  58. My id split up with my superego. They had “creative differences.”

  59. Sorry to disappoint, guys. I’m saving myself now for Mr. Hey Girl.

  60. You didn’t hosefuck that.

  61. Oh sure, torrid affair with Beckel, now it’s time to be pure…

    Why can’t I just meet one nice girl during the slut phase? Heck, one not-so-nice girl.

  62. *puts on name tag: Mr. Hey Gurl

  63. I work for the Agency. It’s top secret. You know, the Agency.

    http://bit.ly/TFVdj3

  64. Hotspur….I just sent you a ton of knowledge.

  65. MJ is a clever sumbitch sumtimes.

  66. Hey, Cyn! Somebody likes you!

    http://flic.kr/p/cSy9Wd

  67. I didn’t get it yet.

  68. I know that was for Cyn, but I looked. Adorable.

  69. Oh, there’s something.

    Thanks, Scott.

  70. I sent it to mac.com

  71. Huh. I just read over at Ace’s that we’re all one guy or something. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking my psych meds.

  72. Are there H2 baby jammies at Cafe Press? Because there should be. As the Jesuits say, “Give me the child until he is seven and I will give you a Hostage.” Or maybe they don’t really say that. I may have misquoted, there.

  73. Read the crutch part if nothing else.

  74. OMG, Chief! She is adorable! Don’t show Car in. She’ll work DG into her kid pick up schedule!

  75. We’re all just sockpuppets for Rosetta, I thought.

  76. George, I believe there are baby jammies on offer from the good people of Animosity International.

  77. Ace? Well, I dunno about any hivemind, but the clip from the Washington Whipping-Post is interesting.

    A security guard at the Family Research Council was shot and wounded Wednesday morning after a scuffle with a man who expressed disagreement with the group’s conservative views in the lobby of the group’s headquarters in downtown Washington, authorities said.

    Interesting because of the passive voice. “A security guard… was shot.” Not “Left-wing nutjob X shot a security guard.” That would be too… truthful. No, the wretch was shot by a passive, impersonal force of nature. Just a random incident, like getting a flyer from J C Penney or the water heater rattling.

  78. >> We retrenched and rebuilt. We can do it again. This is the H2. We can make an H3 if we have to, and we won’t use UAW labor to do it.

    Ummm … you didn’t build that.

  79. Oh, Chief – DG is such a cutie-pie!

  80. I know, Sean, I know.

  81. MCPO, I hate to be a noodge.

    http://tinyurl.com/c7jsmnq

    The recall comes five years after 1 million seats were recalled to add a warning label about using the seats on raised surfaces, which was how most of the new incidents occurred.

  82. The government built the Internet and the H2, H3, H whatever just sprang out of it while you stood there drinking your Slurpee and clinging to your guns and bibles.

    /Obama

  83. Hahahaha

    The Stall. That was me on Sunday – all freaking out.

    Now I’m inspired to smoke another brisket on Sunday.

  84. Ummm … you didn’t build that.

    Okay, you got me there. I did provide a fair amount of content, though, and I took it upon myself to beg PJM for a link when the H1 burnt down.

  85. what the fuck is this shit?

  86. Roamy – They know about it. She is on the floor and supervised for the short time she spends in it.

  87. What the hell, it’s like a real blog, or something

    Make it stop! I’m getting stage fright!

  88. I demand a bailout of H2. Let the WordPress senior bondholders cling bitterly to their greedy coupons, our union cobloggers will never give into despair… Hundreds of thousands of jobs depend on H2 remaining the backbone of the intertubes. It’s halftime, H2… And we’re coming back stronger than ever!

  89. Sohos, just open HHD in another tab and gaze at Hey Girl while you comment here.

  90. our union cobloggers will never give into despair

    *quickly embezzles union dues during the commotion*

  91. The government built the Internet and the H2, H3, H whatever just sprang out of it while you stood there drinking your Slurpee and clinging to your guns and bibles.

    Hey now – I was busy driving the car into the ditch using the handle of the mop that I was holding wrong.

    Or somethin’

  92. Yep. I am gonna start mine at about 3 AM.

    The Wisers can judge, I will be sleeping.

  93. Brisket tips? Do tell!

    (I warned you about The Stall!)

  94. Jay!

    http://www.amazingribs.com/recipes/beef/texas_brisket.html

  95. There is a method to kick the stalls ass.

    My comment went to the bucket.

  96. Did you get a thermometer, scott?

  97. Yep. Walmart, under $20 and it works.

    God Bless America!

  98. MCPO, thanks. Blame my mom for my worrywart tendencies. It was one reason my kids never had a walker. (We have stairs.)

  99. I’ll probably get it going about 8. If I don’t dick around opening the main lid, and only add charcoal to the side chamber every two hours, I bet it’ll be a whole different story.

  100. I hope your wal mart one holds up. Mine didn’t have very good range, and was kinda slow. I went with the Maverick, was very happy.

  101. It’s not Walmart but it is entertaining.

    http://bit.ly/N1nzpa

  102. Scott, did you smoke a McMuffin in your glovebox? How did it turn out?

  103. Cool article, thanks! Especially the stall part. I had always heard it was collagen, too.

  104. >> Yep. Walmart, under $20 and it works.

    Let freedom ring.

  105. Thanks for the sales, Scott! (Loves my WalMart shares)

  106. >> *quickly embezzles union dues during the commotion*

    What? No union dues have ever been embezzled. That’s unpossible!

  107. I miss Lippy. Happy birthday!!! (Hopes she lurks on occasion)

  108. I smoke my paperwork Tushar.

    Everyone loves it.

  109. I put a loaf pan with beer in it in the cooking chamber to add moisture. I think that would cut down on the evaporative cooling effect that creates a stall.

  110. I cold smoked a coffee mug on Sunday.

    Smoked coffee!

  111. google water smokers.

  112. […] Via The H2, The H3, The Hostages, whatever […]

  113. What? No union dues have ever been embezzled. That’s unpossible!

    That’s… uh… absolutely right.

    *spends pension fund securing St. Kitts citizenship*

  114. Tooo stinking cuuuute, MCPO!

  115. Water pan smokers work good. My mom and dad have my old one. It’s made a few prime ribs in it’s time.

  116. google water smokers

    Done

  117. It’s official… Brian Fucking Williams just spent precisely ten seconds on the shooting at the FRC, and mentioned nothing whatsoever about the shooter’s motives.

    Did I tell you I got an anonymous call from one of Williams’s staffers telling me he dresses up as pedobear on weekends? It’s a fact. I’ve said it.

  118. Is there any irony to be found in the number of folks here that have given up tobacco only to take up smoking?

  119. Smoke ’em if ya got ’em.

  120. Haha, well played, Cyn!

  121. Pederast Harry Reid and Pedobear Brian Williams are dating

  122. Happy Birthday Sweet Jay

  123. Thanks sohos!

  124. Harry Reid is the “husband” in that arrangement. I know, my anonymous caller told me this fact.

  125. If it’s your birthday, Jay, does that mean you aren’t going to mix me that Singapore Sling up on the Lido deck?

  126. Oh no, Captain Steubbing doesn’t give anyone the day off.

  127. Screw Walmart, I’m going here.

    http://bit.ly/MzsH27

  128. Happy birthday, Jay!

  129. Haha, check out the pic!

  130. Drives to Houston to hug Sohos.

    Administers the awesomest hug ever.

    Drives back cause I gots to work at 7 tomorrow.

  131. Best hug ever Dave!!!!

  132. Ruh-roh the caterer at the President’s last event in Iowa — The Village Corner Deli –clearly snuck thru the vetters

    Not only would I buy him a beer, I’d chip in for a lap dance.

  133. Amen, George. Heck, maybe I’d even give him the lap dance.

  134. Thanks everyone, for the birthday wishes.

  135. I notice only 0.7% of this site’s visitors are from Indonesia.

    So, canines can feel relatively safe here.

  136. That one is via clintbird, too. He’s on a roll tonight.

  137. Aren’t you doing something speshul for your birthday, Jay? Why are you here and not passed out in a ditch or skinning and smoking a hobo?

  138. >> Best hug ever Dave!!!!

    It was the dip, wasn’t it?

    I know my hugs.

  139. It was the dip

  140. Who said I wasn’t:

    Drunk

    Smoking a hobo

    or both?

  141. Yeah, Jay. It’s your birfday. Have Cyn give you a lap dance.

  142. Don’t ask where the remote thermometer is. I was drunk, after all.

  143. Now that y’all are stars, don’t go all Diva on me.

  144. Happy Birfday Jay!

    Hey, check this shit out.

  145. Holy crap. Brewer. This is the only way the feds can be held in check. They are already practically beyond reach electorally, given the size and unaccountability of bureaucracy. What we need are governors willing to flatly defy Washington. The federal monster cannot be tamed, only resisted. The real fight for the republic won’t be in DC, it will be in state capitols.

  146. G.O. is right, Jay. C’mere birthday boy. http://is.gd/g0EHas

  147. Holy crap. Brewer.

    She’s got a nice big shiny pair, doesn’t she.

  148. What was you temperature?

    Round to the nearest faggot.

    /Rosetta sock

  149. Let’s just say I was in “The Stall”.

  150. Cyn – I’m not posting links for you any more if you don’t click on them!

  151. She’s got a nice big shiny pair, doesn’t she.

    Furthermore, they aren’t man-tan orange, and they don’t weep at the thought of the Speakership.

  152. Hey, how many illegals were included in Reagan’s “amnesty”?

  153. Cyn, I’m not clicking on links from you anymore!

  154. Happy birf day Jay.

  155. Cyn, I said “lap dance,” not “bench press.”

  156. Sorry, Cyn. *hangs head in shame*

  157. Okay, I’m here, grab your drink, your crotch, and your wallet.

  158. Or not.

  159. Mare!!!!

  160. Happy birthday J’Ames.

    *punches a hippie in Jay’s honor*

  161. Shit. The one time we get visitors, I’m over in the other tab downloading fisting porn.

  162. OSO!! Where are you going when you do WDW? I love that place!

    Although, I’m stIll bummed you can’t be in Hawaii this year.

  163. what is a hobo and why do you smoke it?

  164. Sohos, they taste delicious.

  165. Smoky, no gamey flavor.

  166. >> Smoky, no gamey flavor.

    If you put a little mustard in the batter.. otherwise, phew.

  167. True. http://pic.twitter.com/bGudPj9g

  168. Mare!!!! I’m still bummed about Hawai’i too, but WDW has the Food and Wine festival when we’re there! Hawai’i is featured with a booth this year! I’m cheap so I’ll be staying at one of the All Star resorts. A few days on the Space Coast.

  169. Blue Bell was on sale at Albertsons’ this week. I am having Ice Cream for dinner. 1/4 of a cup. Ice Cream!!!! (And salad but ICE CREAM!!!!)

  170. shhhhhhhhh ice cream and cookies have gotten me in trouble. Being happy has a cost and it has cost me 4 pounds!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!

  171. Happy B’Day, Jay!
    Try not to set anybody on fire…

  172. Happiness is worth 4 pounds.

    Misery, and sadness, that’s like 200 pounds, easy.

    You’ll get back there.

  173. You are right totally worth it

  174. Nice Romy!

  175. Jeez, now you tell me, Chrisp! I smoked that hippie that Andy punched.

  176. >> You are right totally worth it.

    I miss chips and hot sauce, and spaghetti and those cinnamon rolls my friend at work, his mother in law makes. Dear Lord they look so good.

    But I don’t miss that 30 pounds I kicked. Not one bit.

    A minor setback is not losing the war. Get back on the horse.

    *sorry, did I sound preachy? Think of that awesome feeling it felt like to get back into smaller clothes. I’m 10 pounds away from 3 very nice lookin suits and a dozen dress shirts*

  177. Dit,
    Sounds like you are doing great! How’s the “Non-Bionic” knee doin’?

  178. Ima call it a night friends. Nite nite

  179. Me too.. nite kids.

    Chrisp.. I’ma let my other doc check out the non bionic knee a week from tomorrow. Probably need to let him scope out the owwie. I’ll live.

  180. NYTOL!
    Live long and prosper…

  181. *bellies up to the bar
    I’ll take a bong water on the rocks, thanks.

  182. *spills bong water on Rich’s newly shorn moobs

  183. I started drifting to a different place
    I realized I was falling off the face of the derp
    And there was nothing that could bring me back

  184. wakey waeky

  185. ble! Don’t show Car in. She’ll work DG into her kid pick up schedule!

    I can easily do that. Between foot ball and soccer drop-offs. That’s my biggest time gap.

  186. First day of school.

  187. Jay, I completely neglected to tell you Happy Birthday yesterday because I was waiting until I was sure it wasn’t a joke. Then I forgot.

    Happy Birthday (Belated).

  188. Don’t forget it’s Michael’s birthday, too.

  189. I saw this mentioned yesterday, but the WSJ explains it in more detail :Why Bolt doesn’t compete in England.

    So if in a given year Mr. Bolt ran in six races, one of which was in Britain, Her Majesty’s government could collect income tax on one-sixth of his total income from sponsorships. Given that Mr. Bolt’s contract with Puma alone is worth $9 million annually, the final U.K. tax bill for a single London race could dwarf his appearance fee, which has been in the range of $150,000 to $250,000.

    Math is hard, but I’m pretty sure 1.5 million is more than $200,000. How stupid are they? Bolt would basically have to PAY to compete there.

  190. I already sent Michael a card.

  191. City schools start Monday. One of the schools in town decided at the last minute that they would divide the kindergarten classes and have school for a third of the class on Monday, a third on Tuesday, and a third on Wednesday. The parents are scrambling, trying to find daycare or benevolent grandparent for two days next week. Nice warning.

  192. Oh no, I’m not falling for that again.

  193. Government monopolies are not known for their helpful customer service.

  194. Well, we’ve heard from leon and Car in. If Hotspur doesn’t phone in, we’ll know it was him that purchased the $337 million Powerball ticket in Michigan.

  195. My birthday is a joke? WHAT?

  196. Heh, sounds like something a school would do, roamy.

  197. I should have bought one. I could do a lot of good with that money, and still have plenty left over for my Sheen-like meltdown afterward.

  198. Yea, I obviously went to the wrong gas station yesterday. I just happened to have been one last night, and found out it had a big payout. So I bought one.

    Sadly, not a single number matched. Oh well. I still have you guys.

    *cries

  199. I didn’t buy a ticket, so I am ahead of you losers.

  200. Damn. When I heard the winning ticket was sold in Lapeer, I figured it was Car_in for sure. She wouldn’t fake it, then slink away in the night with all the loot, would she?

  201. I didn’t buy a ticket, so I am ahead of you losers.

    Eh. I buy a ticket once in a blue moon. That night, I can fantasize. A friend (who similarly rarely buys tickets as well) once said that you’re not really buying -of course – any realistic chance of an economic windfall. You’re spending a buck (two, for this one) for an evening of “what if.”

    Honestly, things sucks so bad, that’s a cheap ticket for 12 hours or so of wishful thinking. I’ll pass on a McDonalds coffee today during my run-arounds and be even.

  202. Give me more pleasure than spending money on a movie ticket – usually movies suck so bad.

  203. Okay, I’ve poated twice over at XBrad’s and embarrassed my kids on FB. What else for this morning?

  204. MOTHAFUCKIN SPACE PENS™!

  205. Heh. You left out “bootleg”

  206. Morning, smokers of meat.

  207. Bootlegging SPACE PENS™ is a violation of federal law and I would have the Revenooers all over my big white Texas ass,

  208. What else for this morning?

    porn?

  209. POWERBALL TICKET BOUGHT AT LAPEERAPALOOZA:

    http://bigstory.ap.org/article/powerball-ticket-worth-337m-sold-michigan

  210. Cuffy!

    **looks for Pupster’s gif of corgis**

  211. Your daughter looks a lot like you, Roamie. She’s really cute.

  212. Ha, James just said we’d see everyone come out of hiding to see if I’d won the Powerball. And then Cuffy shows up. Too funny.

  213. Thank you, Hotspur. She really does. There was a photo of a family reunion when I was 10, and Mini-me thought it was her in the pic.

    Mini-me: I don’t remember that.

    Roamy: That’s because that’s me, not you.

  214. Car_in won it, but she’s acting like she didn’t, so we won’t show up for a party.

  215. Woo-hoo! Corgi stampede! Thanks for starting my day right, roamy.

  216. I was 10, and Mini-me thought it was her in the pic.

    Mini-me: I don’t remember that.

    Roamy: That’s because that’s me, not you.

    Ha!

  217. Car_in won it, but she’s acting like she didn’t, so we won’t show up for a party.

    I did NOT win.

    *peruses Yacht websites.

    You think 60 foot is big enough to cruise the islands? I’m asking for a friend.

  218. If Car in won she’s about to get a phone call from her long lost brother in Texas

  219. Ha, James just said we’d see everyone come out of hiding to see if I’d won the Powerball. And then Cuffy shows up. Too funny.

    Car in, how I told you lately that you’re the very best fake internet secret domestic partner of my wife in the whole wide world? Well, you are.

    *taps foot impatiently*

  220. Car in, how I told you lately that you’re the very best fake internet secret domestic partner of my wife in the whole wide world? Well, you are.

    ba haa haaa …

    Now that I’m a gazillionair, I’m going to pay Cuffy just to comment here. Drop whatever else you’re doing. You’re going to be the H2’s FIRST paid commenter.

  221. If Car in won she’s about to get a phone call from her long lost brother in Texas

    Well, now I can hire “people” to talk on the phone for me. This being stinkin rich is going to be nice.

  222. Good morning good people (everyone else can shove it)!

  223. I see Mare’s found her avatar again.

    Morning.

  224. Oh great, now we gotta hear about THAT all day.

  225. Hmm, timing = comment placement.

    FAIL!

  226. Did carin win the lottery

  227. Ha. My mom just called me and asked too.

  228. iPhone instead of iPad.

    Hey, does anyone know what it means if I dream I had my purse stolen?

    Prostate cancer?

  229. Hey, does anyone know what it means if I dream I had my purse stolen?

    Prostate cancer?

    Or chiggers.

  230. I’m ready.

    Attach me somewhere convenient.

    http://tinyurl.com/9ozbtlp

  231. Carin I still like you even though you’re a rich bitch!

  232. Comment by mare on August 16, 2012 9:06 am

    Hey, does anyone know what it means if I dream I had my purse stolen?

    ============

    Means you’re repressing your lesbian urges.

  233. Judging by the NYT article in the headlines poat at AOS, the Dems are feeling a little butthurt over the Dishonorable Disclosures video.

    Swiftquoting, FTW!

  234. Car in you should come forward as the winner, like that McDonalds worker.

  235. But I don’t want to be a lesbian…damn it.

  236. Carin I still like you even though you’re a rich bitch!

    I honestly think you’ll find no discernible changes in my behavior or spending patterns. I truly will be one for whom money doesn’t turn them into a different person.

  237. Hehehe, Yeah, I won, but I lost my ticket. Here, talk to my lawyer.

    It would make news if your lawyer was Little Jerry.

  238. Comment by mare on August 16, 2012 9:10 am
    But I don’t want to be a lesbian…damn it.
    ===========

    Try it, you might like it.

    P.S. – Send pics.

  239. Car in you should come forward as the winner, like that McDonalds worker.

    Huh. I was thinking I should lace up my running shoes and investigate who’s celebrating in Lapeer this morning.

  240. I think I was at that Sunoco station. Isn’t it on the corner across from the hotel?

  241. If I won the powerball there would be a large all expense paid meat up in Key West.

    After I made sure Mare was not there.

  242. There is only 9000 people in Lapeer.

    That was pretty damn close.

  243. That much money would change me, mostly because I’d be commenting from my new Mad Scientist Lab.

  244. Yep, that’s a Sunoco station, Jay.

  245. If I won the powerball there would be a large all expense paid meat up in Key West.

    After I made sure Mare was not there.

    sounds fair.

  246. The money wouldn’t change me, I’d still talk to you “little people”.

  247. Not winning the lottery is as awesome as not meating Mare!!! Yeeeehawww!

  248. I would buy a blimp.

  249. Isn’t the Peace Blimp for sale?

  250. wow, that traffic spike in the header makes us look like slackers the rest of the time.

  251. Why don’t we hear about MoveOn and that idiot Cindy sheehan anymore?

  252. Don’t it though, Jay. I just went out to YT to see that the vid has gotten over 200K views in about 12 hours. Nice. And Drudge links a NYT piece that has a link to the video that should be good for another few views.

  253. Holy crap! I just saw Drudge….they are desperate and Hillary is going on the ticket!

  254. I pray you are wrong, Mare. I heard Sarah Palin toss out this notion as a scary (to the R/R ticket) possiblity, and then heard Rove (IIRC) bitchslap her for putting out this suggestion. OTOH, as spectacular as Ryan is, or as Hillary could be, what does a VP do other than kiss babies and shake hands? Not much really.

  255. School-tyme!

  256. I dunno. It admits a HUGE mistake for him to change the VP.

  257. Maybe he’ll ask Kim Kardashian to be VP. Couldn’t be worse than Biden, and she probably has a ton of followers on Facepimp and Twitter.

  258. I’m not sure adding Hiliary would do much for Obama. The ticket would get a bump for a bit, for sure. But Hilary has a lot of negatives as well.

  259. Didn’t FDR change VPs every 4 years?
    Or am I misremembering that? I’m too lazy to look it up this morning….

  260. Today is DD#2’s 21st birthday.
    She blocked me on Facebook for some reason.
    Guess she won’t see the link to the blog post I wrote for her…..

  261. Sure seems to me that Rove doesn’t like Palin much. He never passes up a chance to slap her.

  262. IIRC, FDR had 3 VP in four terms.

  263. Ryan: “It’s great to be here in North Canton today. Or as Joe Biden might say, ‘It’s great to be here in Nevada!'”

  264. I know about John Nance Garner – but only because he was from Uvalde, Texas, and there is STILL a sign up where everyone can see it when they drive through town.

    And Truman, of course.

    The VP is kinda like the “Best Supporting Actor/Actress”…..nobody remembers them after a while.

  265. Henry A. Wallace.

    I knew there were three, but there’s no way I could have named Gardner and Wallace without checking.

  266. Truman was his VP? Wow, I knew he was President, but VP too?

  267. I thought it was John Nance Garner that came up with the “bucket of warm spit” line about the VP job, but I checked to make sure.

  268. I can’t believe how fucking humid it is here today.

  269. J’ames, did you really not know Truman was VP?

  270. I forgot the sarcasm tags, sorry.

    Yes, I knew. Just trying to be funny.

  271. Best dog ever!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TJN_2kuH3s&feature=player_embedded

  272. Texas. Go big or go home:

    http://tinyurl.com/bm39sxw

  273. >> Or chiggers.

    RACIST!

  274. Car in is never coming back.

  275. Probably at a learjet dealership right now.

  276. I hope she picks out one with an adequate number of cup holders.

  277. I think she just flew over Ann Arbor in a blimp.

  278. DON’T FALL FOR THE EXTENDED WARRANTY SCAM!!!!!!!!

  279. The blimp is the first thing I’d be building in the Mad Science Lab Hangar.

  280. Then, the reactor.

  281. Hmm, a nuclear blimp.

  282. What a nice teacher…..
    (DD#3 was shuddering when I told her about it)

  283. any facedouche contact with other family members, TiFW?

  284. It might end up having to be a nuclear battery if that IEC fusion thing doesn’t pan out.

  285. Sadly, the math doesn’t work for a thorium-powered blimp with any proposed design for a Th reactor.

  286. A real blimp, filled with nitrogen.

    Helium filled blimps don’t get any respect.

  287. Oh, I’m here. I was busy running and cleaning toilets interviewing a personal trainer/pool-boy and picking out my new Lear Jet.

    I won’t need the extended warranty. I can just buy another.

  288. While I was running, I thought of an idea for a funny poat, but I don’t think i’m going to have time because it’s almost time to start driving my kids everywhere I need to look at plans for a heli-pad by the lake.

    I’m going to do kid-runs in STYLE from now on.

  289. Since you’re fantastically wealthy now, does that mean you’ll become a Democrat and Move-On contributor?

  290. Just hire Tool to drive them around.

    There would be one for each kid.

  291. I’m actually planning a semi-rigid airship with atmospheric lifting gas. I figure with a large enough power source I’ll have no trouble keeping it airborne.

  292. Don’t forget the cancer-rays, leon.

  293. atmospheric lifting gas == results from eating a lot of beans and cabbage?

  294. Just hire Tool to drive them around.

    There would be one for each kid.

    They may be insulted by that. I’m hoping to have them perform at the meetup.

  295. What part of ‘large enough power source’ escaped you?

    The gas will be clean, but my battery exhaust will still be radioactive. I’ll have to slowly circle the globe indefinitely so I never backtrack before several half-lives have elapsed. I figure the ‘slowly’ part won’t be a problem.

  296. I’m also going to sent Mare on a 57 state tour to not-meet everyone in person.

  297. Greetings, fellow malcontents.

  298. large enough power source == bigger bowl?

  299. Giant racks of strontium batteries emitting xenon gas. Luckily, that stuff is heavier than air, so I can just vent it down. I’ll be fine.

  300. See, I knew it was something emitting gas.

  301. Uh oh, now you can be M’ch’le’s guest at the convention, for only $3!

  302. “Greetings, fellow malcontents.”

    WTF does that mean?????

  303. “Greetings, fellow malcontents.”

    WTF does that mean?????

    I know! Why did he put an “S” on “malcontents” when he was only referring to himself and PG?!

  304. Uh oh, now you can be M’ch’le’s guest at the convention, for only $3!

    I was going to make a joke about saving my money and buying 3/5 of a pack of cigarettes, but then I realized that was RAAAAACIST!!!

  305. that was odd. not what I wrote at all. Who’s censoring my speech???

  306. We have a family of ambulance chasers in the Detroit area named Bernstein. All over the radio and TV all of the time.

    Anyway, one of them is blind, and he just got run over by a cyclist in Central Park, and got hurt pretty bad, which is a shame, but evidently he’s in stable condition.

    Anyway, of all the people to run down in the park, creaming a Bernstein is gonna cost that guy.

  307. I put the ellipsis there, if that’s what you mean. It was blank before that, and that messes with the margins.

  308. Kid run and wait. Cheer camp caravan should be here soon . If I heard her correctly.

  309. The blind guy is one of those blind runner guys.

    Seems like a great idea. What could go wrong?

  310. Don’t run over any Bernsteins.

  311. The Hot Sausages:
    Where the sausages are hot
    & the women are not

    iceably hotter.

  312. If you DO run over a ambulance chasing lawyer, make sure you finish him off.

  313. XBrad once again shows a spark of wisdom.

  314. We have a family of ambulance chasers in the Detroit area named Bernstein. All over the radio and TV all of the time.

    Anyway, one of them is blind, and he just got run over by a cyclist in Central Park…

    Karma works in mysterious ways.

  315. yeah SeanM, I used brackets wrongly.

  316. http://tinyurl.com/yz8cowh ?

  317. more fun if you put some bold tags in there, too, cyn.

  318. Too bad there’s not a wet t-shirt tag for you boys, hunh

  319. The guy is a blind runner because it lets him sue people.

  320. If he’s blind, how’s he going to identify the guy who ran him over?

    “Please point out the man who ran you over?”

  321. I initially read that as blade runner.

  322. I’ve seen heard descriptions of things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched been told by a sighted replicant about how C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

  323. Rocketboy’s high school decided *last week* to number the parking spaces in the lot and assign parking, with seniors getting first pick. School office was closed on Monday, so we had two days to stop by and turn in the paperwork. Found out that anyone who didn’t pay $35 for a space was subject to disciplinary action this morning. Harsh.

  324. Wow. That’s harsh.

    We didn’t have to pay to park at my HS. Though it was understood that seniors had the privilege of the first row. After that, first come, first serve.

  325. I attended public schools (which failed to appreciate my natural brilliance and instead reflected the progress of my education using the same sub-standard technique they used on all the dummies, grades. I did not give a fuck about grades, but that’s another story) and I do recall the requirement to purchase parking stickers. This made sense to me, there was a modest cost for services and it seemed fair to recoup this cost from the actual students who used the actual service, and not just everybody. It was a nominal fee, five or ten dollars, I don’t recall.

    But assigned parking spaces seems a bit much to me, particularly when the lottery prefers one class of students (those fucking prick seniors, goddamn, is there ANYTHING more insufferable than a high school senior).

    I digress. So I am not a fan of assigned spaces. The ones who get there early should get the choice spots. This is how life works.

    The disciplinary action? WTF? In real life the disciplinary action is your car gets towed. Did they tow his car?

  326. I had to pay to park at my HS in the better parking lot. Unpaved Outer Mongolia was free.

  327. Probably happened in Lapeer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjrV3OG53KQ

  328. The assigned spaces are so that if someone leaves their lights on, they know who it is. Probably helps with identifying who’s responsible for parking lot dents.

    They didn’t tow any cars, but it’s a demerit. Rocketboy did not drive today, thank goodness. I had to pick up Mini-me early, so picking him up was no big deal, and he was able to get his parking pass while he was waiting for me. I just thought that was pretty shitty to be threatening students over what was a spur-of-the-moment decision by the school.

  329. Like any of you actually went to high school.

  330. I don’t know how many demerits give you detention or extra service hours. Not a nice way to start off the school year.

  331. Way back when, I went to high school. We didn’t have to pay to park. When my kids were in HS they did. It was cheap and we gladly paid it so they had a close, reserved place to park. My HS was a small one, theirs was a lot larger.

  332. ‘Afternoon, hosers and hosettes!

  333. Any golf today, MCPO?

  334. Yes, ma’am. Shot a 77 today. Gorgeous. About 82F with a 5-7 mph breeze out of the NW.

  335. Comment by Hotspur on August 16, 2012 2:16 pm
    Don’t run over any Bernsteins.
    =======

    Do they still write the kids books with the bears?

  336. Good deal. Today was quite pleasant here for August in Alabama.

  337. >> I just thought that was pretty shitty to be threatening students over what was a spur-of-the-moment decision by the school.

    Well, ok, that’s a pretty valuable life lesson – getting smacked in the head by whimsy. I suppose I can support that.

    I’m in favor of most things that teach high school kids “life is going to be a bitch so toughen up.”

  338. Heh. The next thing you know, there’ll be a push for either electric cars or it’s not fair that some kids drive Volvos and BMWs. Everyone gets a Yugo.

  339. Everyone gets a Yugo.

    What do you call a Yugo with 20,000 miles on it?

    An over-achiever.

  340. Schools are basically little tyrannical fiefdoms run by over-officious assholes. Nothing they do surprises me any longer.

  341. When schools are arbitrary and caprecious, you know your kid is getting prepared for the real world. That’s why I can’t stand that “zero tolerance” bullshit. In real life, people get preferential treatment if they’re connected (See Corzine, John: MF “I ain’t got no idear where that billion dollars went” Global).

    Also, child labor laws insulate children into a protective little cocoon, leaving them totally unprepared for life in the coal mine. They should all be struck down. As LauraW put it, “tiny hands make the best shirts.”

  342. DaveinTejas – I concur.

  343. yannow, iffin I were Joe Biden right about now, I would not go up in any high buildings with anyone from O’s reelection team and I would hire a food taster immediately.

  344. Wiser – STFU. You live in Connect-the-cuts. In Connect-the-cuts, Joe Biden would qualify a genius among the Dem politicians!

  345. That’s why I can’t stand that “zero tolerance” bullshit.

    Teenage daughter can get an abortion without you knowing about it, but God forbid they get caught with a Tylenol.

  346. That’s why I can’t stand that “zero tolerance” bullshit.

    IMHO, the zero-tolerance crap is simply the school admin’s way of avoiding their responsibility – if they don’t have to make any judgement calls, they can’t be criticized for them. They are suppose to be the grown-ups in that scenario, and show leadership, maturity, and thoughtfulnes. Instead, they get to be drones with an early retirement.

  347. Wiser – STFU. You live in Connect-the-cuts. In Connect-the-cuts, Joe Biden would qualify a genius among the Dem politicians!

    You Pennsyldouchians ain’t that far behind, buddy.

  348. iffin I were Joe Biden right about now, I would not go up in any high buildings with anyone from O’s reelection team

    I’m starting to see that line of thinking in several places – Slow Joe should be getting worried. Has any sitting president dumped his VP for his re-election bid before now?

  349. Steve Martin = Biden

    Michael Caine = MSM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3ePAOUK7U#T=01m08s

  350. newpoat


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