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2012 Olympics Update – Day 3

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350 Comments

  1. SpektackUlaaaarrrr!

  2. Preeeeeeeetty darn good. You covered both the cat and dog world, well done!

  3. *bows; spills coffee on carpet, shuffles feet onto spill area and grins sheepishly*

  4. I don’t say.

  5. Michelle Beadle’s schtick with Colin Cowherd on Sports Nation is one thing, trying to be cutesy in interviews for the Olympics is obnoxious. WTF is wrong with NBC? They can’t get anything right on this.

  6. Haha. I was just trolling reddit for shit to post. Nice work Cyn.

  7. Wow, MJ, I feel like I’m in the Shawshank Redemption, after watching that.

  8. You WILL notice the thumbs up I magnanimously gave!

  9. I don’t say.

    Hotspur?

  10. “Wow, MJ, I feel like I’m in the Shawshank Redemption, after watching that.”

    Jay, I’m only on my third cup of coffee, would you explain that comment…thank you in advance.

  11. They showed that particular shot of Rita Hayworth in The Shawshank Redemption.

  12. Haha. I was just trolling reddit for shit to post. Nice work Cyn.

    Thanks, MJ. Reddit is gold, I tell ya. GOLD.

  13. Amazing. India’s latest power blackout affects a number of folks that is twice the US population.

    *mind, boggled*

    http://news.yahoo.com/even-wider-blackouts-sweep-india-second-day-090157631.html

  14. Rita does have great hair. Or did. Or something.

  15. Sounds like they need more solar panels and windmills.

  16. Are these dumb asses Obama advisors?

    http://tinyurl.com/c2lae8e

  17. So, my niece had to face the music with her parents last night. She asked her auntie to be with her, so HotBride didn’t get home until after midnight.

    Today she goes to the police with her dad.

    Plus some guy made a fraudulent check from my company and tried to cash it in Battle Creek, so my controller has to go there to sign the complaint. Criminals are stupid.

  18. Sounds like they need more solar panels and windmills.

    *deposits 1000 nobels into J’ame’s account

  19. Oh, gotcha. Kind of feel sheepish, I’ve only watched that show about 15 times. Remembered the poster, forgot the movie viewing scene.

    D’OH!!

  20. J’ames’s

    too many apostrophes for me to manage correctly

  21. Criminals.

  22. Speaking of NBC Olympic coverage, did you see this one?

    Dumbasses. Will someone tell me how NBC is still even in operation?! Are they receiving gov’t funding?

  23. “Will someone tell me how NBC is still even in operation?! ”

    Look at the video I linked at 9:49.

  24. Look at the video I linked at 9:49.

    I made the comment and then saw your linkie. Prescient!

  25. Blabbermouth Schultz is just the gift that keeps on giving.

  26. Well, a very, very minor fig leaf for NBC, it’s pretty difficult in the age of Twitter and whatnot to hold back news of the Olympics, but due to the schedules of Americans, and the fact of the games being overseas, they pretty much HAVE to tape delay to primetime.

  27. Amazing. India’s latest power blackout affects a number of folks that is twice the US population.

    I saw the initial story yesterday, Laura, and read that they were pulling power from the other grids to the west and east and it occurred to me that was a bad idea and that shit was about to get real. Prescient! Again!!

    I should probably play the lottery today.

  28. Top to Bottom:

    Hotspur – Mare

  29. How did the criminal get a hold of your check, ‘Spurt? One of your employees?

  30. Hahaha, this was great last night. It’s a rule that you have to pay to get a review. No matter that it looks like a bribe. I suppose that’s the way the world works, though:

    http://www.businessinsider.com/japan-gymnastics-cash-olympics-2012-7

    But riddle me this: why are they paying in American $100 bills when THEY ARE IN ENGLAND!

  31. One of your employees?

    No, because all employees are required to have direct deposit, so they never see a live check. It wasn’t even one of our checks, just something made to look official. But the guy had obviously seen a specimen of Angela’s signature because her capital A is very unique, and he mimicked it.

  32. xbrad, Olympics have been taped delayed before, but don’t do a commercial promo for your (shitty) morning show, detailing who won RIGHT before the event tape is going to be shown. Kind of a no brainer.

    Your defense of NBC reminds me of this FAIL:

  33. Hotspur, left….Mare, right:

  34. Personally, I’d rather have Mare sit on my face than Hotspur.

    Even if she does weigh a good bit more.

  35. They also made the comment that they had more coverage in the first day than the entire broadcast of the 1976 Olympics.

  36. Hahahahaha

    Ow!

  37. Your defense of NBC reminds me of this FAIL:
    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/dar-today-39.jpg

    Nailed it.

  38. HA! Don’t mind me, I’m trying a new mascara and I’m a little touchy.

  39. That explains a lot!

  40. I knew Cyn would understand…hahahahaha

  41. Even Cameron says England could do better….he’s referring to the handling of the Olympics.

    So many articles coming out showing Mitt was right and somewhat low key on his comments.

    Carin, DWS is so full of projection that her bust size increased to a DD.

  42. It looks good, Mare! http://is.gd/Y3Bs9H

  43. Ohhh, that’s a really good one, Lauraw.

  44. I swear, that’s me during workout Cyn….hahaha…..

  45. Laura, that was good. I’ll probably have my boys watch that one.

  46. Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/7scg76s

  47. Freaky, but I like it, Mare. http://is.gd/C5O0Mk

  48. xbrad, yes.

  49. Ha ha ha … I left the H2 open when I went on a kid run and my kid accidental opened Lauraw’s foot thing (she was trying to open something else) .

    She says she wishes she could unsee it.

    Ha ha … I never even looked at it.

  50. Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/bpp9hn3

  51. Those would be good to wear in an interview….the interviewer would keep forgetting his questions and stare at your eyes, you could then make the claim he/she was staring inappropriately and therefore have leverage to get a better starting salary….or something like that.

  52. Mare?
    http://tinyurl.com/bpp9hn3

    HAHAHAHAHA….that’s a keeper!

  53. …make the claim he/she was staring inappropriately and therefore have leverage to get a better starting salary….or something like that.

    I could even see MJ wearing those to jig-out his race opponents. He’d win every race. And look pretty too. The applications are almost endless.

  54. Scott could wear them to distract the person when he’s negotiating a shipping job.

  55. MJ…hahahahaha

  56. Scott…hahahaha

    xbrad? Possibly to entice Dolly to go a little bit farther than she’s been willing.

  57. Exactly!

    After Pupster scoots his butt on the carpet, he just bats those lashes and BAM! he’s out of trouble.

  58. Ah, I’m going to go ahead and say that Chinese female swimmer who had a faster last lap time than Lockte is a doper.

    John Leonard, the Florida-based executive director of the World Swimming Coaches Assn., said:

    “We want to be very careful about calling it doping. The one thing I will say is that history in our sport will tell you that every time we see something, and I will put quotation marks around this, ‘unbelievable,’ history shows us that it turns out later on there was doping involved.

  59. Then again, Lochte isn’t turning out to be the extremely fast swimmer that his press was making him out to be. Agnel from France has run him down twice.

  60. But he had the fastest split time, Jay. You’re missing the point. A sixteen year old “girl” is faster than the fastest man…ah, no.

  61. If anyone is using genetically-altered athletes in the Olympics, my money’s on the Chinese. They have the right combination of technical know-how and disregard for human life.

    Also, it’ll never show up on a drug test. Never.

  62. MCPO is getting an Edgesel.

    * snickers *

  63. I get the heebie jeebies every time I look at a pic like this:

    http://tinyurl.com/cadlly3

  64. Ass faces. All of you.

  65. HAHAHAHAAH

  66. Tomato blight

    argh.

  67. Shut your little mouth MJ!!

  68. *pulls hair from head and cries

  69. Texas primary today, huh?

  70. I hate you all so very much.

    Why didn’t you stop me when I said I was going to try tomatoes again?

    THis is the THIRD FUCKING YEAR IN A ROW.

    You guys are getting some sick pleasure out of this, aren’t you?

  71. I just checked out the Chinese girl swimmer. Doesn’t look natural to me, especially at 16 years old.

    But who knows?

  72. It’s safe to eat again!

    http://is.gd/bYcGWe

  73. She’s just different. Look at the 16 year old gymnasts they had in 2008, after all. They were just small for their age.

  74. You have a turquoise thumb.

  75. Tomato cages and straw.

  76. “But who knows?”

    Her budding mustache, penis and desire to bang every female she sees?

  77. Heh. Just saw a new moniker for the current (mal)administration:

    “Slogan’s Heroes”

  78. You have a turquoise thumb.

    Photobucket

  79. Ha ha ha … that worked.

    *looks around for MCPO*

  80. Careful, MJ, she’s pointing the turquoise finger of death at you.

  81. Dammit. Someone let my kitten watch Brian Williams on NBC News.

  82. That can’t be, George. The right eyebrow isn’t perpetually cocked up.

  83. HAHAHA…George, that’s one of my all time favorites. Love the look on the kitties watching the action.

    Also, Brian Williams is a pussy and an idiot.

    Have a good day.

  84. Where’s that whore Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/bo8ls6f

  85. The more you know…

    http://tinyurl.com/buvg3d9

  86. The more you know…
    http://tinyurl.com/buvg3d9

    With me it’s not a fear. It’s a certainty.

  87. Goose

  88. For the ladies at H2.

    Because I’m a giver.

    http://bit.ly/wLCSvY

  89. Thanks, George. http://i.imgur.com/iyAAX.gif

  90. The horror!

    http://tinyurl.com/d6fynup

  91. Xbrad, that is priceless.

  92. We planted two regular tomato plants and one cherry tomato. The darn things went crazy and it looks like we have six. The husband has been taking lots of tomatoes to work.

    It’s nice shopping out of one’s own garden.

    Though we did have blight two years ago.

  93. Why are computers such a popular hobby with men? I sense some issues here.

    http://bit.ly/N04i6B

  94. Yea, mine went crazy too. Then they got blight.

    I tore out four plants already and I’m going to take the clipper to a few that perhaps may be salvagabe. I may just have to tear them out later this week.

    It’s only just started, and there are many- in other beds- with no sign.

    I’ve got this shit to spray on ’em. Not that it helped last time.

  95. If a gal can smell her own secretions, she’s gonna need a little more than a rinse.

    http://tinyurl.com/bleub4m

  96. update of Olympic importance added…

  97. If a gal can smell her own secretions, she’s gonna need a little more than a rinse.

    http://tinyurl.com/cb82rsp

  98. Oh my, and I just shaved a minute ago. Now I want a cigarette.

  99. update of Olympic importance added…

    Hunh. I saw the back of myself while trying on pants at Kohl’s. Definitely looked more like something aging from East Germany.

  100. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2012 12:09 pm

    That is Summer’s Eve Engine Co. 12 in action.

  101. wiser, heh.

  102. Wiser and I are off to get a couple of drinks.

    http://bit.ly/Pl0yI2

  103. Wiser and I are off to get a couple of drinks.

    After you. Please, I insist.

  104. MCPO is getting an Edgesel.

    Hahahahaha

    He’ll never live it down.

  105. He’ll never live it down.

    speaking from experience, are you?

  106. That is Summer’s Eve Engine Co. 12 in action.

    Brilliant

  107. That is Summer’s Eve Engine Co. 12 in action.

    Send em down to Occupy Wall Street.

  108. I’m still not sayin.

  109. We talk about the same shit every day.

  110. Feel free to start a topic

  111. We hardly ever talk about recipes.

  112. How interesting that the only actual, “verifiable” documentation we have from Obama’s past is that he was related to the VERY FIRST SLAVE!!

    Just imagine how difficult tracking down those college transcripts must be by comparison…..

  113. I find it interesting that the relationship is on his mother’s side.

    Maybe the father’s side sold the slaves to begin with.

  114. We hardly ever talk about recipes.

    Shun. SHUN. SSSSHHHHHHUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!

  115. We hardly ever talk about recipes.

    *SMACK!

  116. Well, I guess the topic won’t be recipes.

  117. We talk about all kinds of shit, why can’t it be recipes?

  118. We talk about all kinds of shit, why can’t it be recipes?

    hostagesrecipes.wordpress.com

  119. Larvae it is.

  120. *barfs*

  121. How about Pink Floyd?

  122. Good morning, welders of Tuesday.

  123. We could talk shit about Total.

  124. Uh oh, someone said the T word.

    *watches for monkeys

  125. I mentioned Tuesday earlier and nothing bad happened to me.

    *looks at garden and remembers the tomato blight

  126. We could talk shit about Total.
    ———–
    But Total is crispy and tasty and vitamins and minerals!

  127. Good morning, welders of Tuesday.
    —————-
    I’m solderer of Wednesday

  128. dickhole

  129. I just use lots of glue, and paste. Plus the paste is tasty and nutritious.

    With all the gluten, how could it not be?

  130. so, is that it? have we run out of things to chat about?

    oh well, we had a good run.

    *heads for the dashboard to delete blog….

  131. I’m solderer of Wednesday

    I’m a sergeant of Friday.

  132. *bans wiserbud before he can get there*

  133. I seen a squirrel just now. We could talk about that.

  134. So, apparently Rosetta is moving again. Or his wife is. At least that’s what she says on FaceLarva.

  135. I always knew the French were perverts.

    http://bit.ly/MZyITn

  136. Gluten. If you want to meet a community obsessed with gluten and its evils, visit Lesbocino. Uh, I mean “Mendocino.” Every other restaurant has gluten-free warnings and alternatives on their menus.

  137. FaceLarva

    http://bit.ly/MZzu2A

  138. Well, she says “we are moving.” I suppose that could refer to her and Henry, and she’s leaving Rosetta and his flatulent dog to their own devices.

  139. OMG, does school start soon.

    My youngest is KILLING me.

    soooo bored…

    Ga.

    I’m ready to slug him.

  140. Someone shoot me.

  141. go throw him in the lake.

  142. My youngest is KILLING me.

    He’s doing it wrong. He’s supposed to kill your husband and marry you.

  143. Make him weed the garden. Pull the diseased tomato plants. Wash the car. Paint the front door. Comb the dogs.

  144. Yeah, those doors needed painting, didn’t they?

  145. He’s doing it wrong. He’s supposed to kill your husband and marry you.

    How very Greek of you.

  146. sent you a question by email, car in

  147. Bury the cat.

    (too soon?)

  148. That was yesterday, wasn’t it?

  149. Cat was buried yesterday.

    I just want him to go outside and play in the woods. be bored over there.

    I did tell him if he wanted me to find him something to do it would be in the “laundry, weeding, cleaning” variety.

  150. Per Sean, just don’t tell him to kill any old men at a crossroads, or question any Sphinxes.

  151. Answered J’ames.

  152. Thanks!

  153. Finally ditched the cane today.

  154. Huh. I caned a ditch today.

  155. When do you get cleared for the pool?

  156. New topic: weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten.

    Vagina, or your mom are acceptable answers.

  157. *reminds self not to dine at MJ’s house*

  158. >> When do you get cleared for the pool?

    Another week or so, all the little scabs on the scar have to be gone and the holes from the staples closed up. Won’t be long, it’s mostly clean.

  159. New topic: weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten.
    Vagina, or your mom are acceptable answers.
    Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2012 2:44 pm
    *reminds self not to dine at MJ’s house*

    HA! Just got back to H2 and THIS is what I find…..

  160. I think I ate a fly once. Had my facemask up on the bike.

  161. So, Dave – did your new knee come with its very own oilcan?

    Y’know, for when it rains?

    *skips off, whistling “If I only had a brain”*

  162. Grrrrr. When did it become acceptable for people to play hold music at the beginning of a phone call that they make to you?

  163. You know what’s really good?

    Fried zucchini flowers. Never heard of it until recently.

  164. That’s great.

    My wounds did all kinds of weird stuff last time. I don’t think I was watertight for a couple of months.

  165. New topic-

    Who the fack move my biking gloves and where are they?

  166. Gloves found.

    Guess I’ve got no more excuses …

    sigh.

  167. This is GOOOOD…..

    http://theulstermanreport.com/2012/07/31/white-house-insider-how-mitt-romney-mentally-castrated-the-obama-campaign/

    Don’t know if the guy is for real or not, but it sure sounds like it – and this is gonna be FUN –

  168. I wouldn’t call it a bad post, but it would be better if it were set in London. #TheMoreYouKnow

  169. The most important thing I could do for mine Scott was to avoid an infection. I was pretty careful. Seems to have paid off.

  170. Don’t know if the guy is for real or not, but it sure sounds like it

    He is.
    I took a weekend (unintentionally) a few months back and read his older posts. Mesmerizing, like a great book you can’t put down. There are two deep throat guys that talk to this Ulsterman fellow. Freaking eerie spot-on goodness. Frankly, with some that I’ve read, I’m surprised he’s still around, IYKWIM.

  171. “I wouldn’t call it a bad post, but it would be better if it were set in London. #TheMoreYouKnow”

    HA! A reference to Ace’s Shades of Horniness review?

  172. I nominate swimming as the most boring spectator sport you can watch.

    Even archery is more exciting.

  173. But with swimming, you have the possibility, albeit remote, that a swimsuit could come off. It could happen.

  174. Yay, the topic is picking fights!

  175. But with swimming, you have the possibility, albeit remote, that a swimsuit could come off. It could happen.

    Actually happened the other night.

    OK, it was a 2nd swim cap. But that story isn’t nearly as much fun.

  176. 50 First Shades of Bridget Jones, starring Adam Sandler & Renee Zellweger.

  177. Women’s Field Hockey because they never actually manage to mash anybody’s cooter with that stick.

  178. Ouchie

  179. That Ulstermann interview thing is a pile of crap. Nobody talks like that.

    ‘Course, they did something that got my attention – earned my respect. These boys can crack a lip open themselves. All suit and ties on the outside, but tough bastards behind the scenes. Reminds me a lot of the Reagan team. Smile to your face while they are kicking the sh-t out of you.

    GTFOOH. Does he sound like Edward G. Robinson, too? Pffft.

  180. HaHa! That occurred to me too, Laura. I’m trying to remember if the blog author said that he’d changed anything so as to make his deep throats unrecognizable or not.

    *shrugs shoulders not remembering*

    *is now trying to -unread- that in Edward G. Robinson’s voice; dammit*

    *tries reading it in the voice of Morgan Freeman; curses again*

  181. He was a big goon all right, wavin a blackjack at me, smilin, like he was gonna enjoy crackin me over the head with it, but he didn’t know I was packin a gat, see?

  182. Well,in archery, there’s an outside chance of some good impalement.

  183. I had Chick-fil-A for lunch today because I don’t want to deal with crowds tomorrow. Does that still count as support?

  184. I’m on a strict paleo-diet of roast pork, mango & black-bean salsa, & tortillas, washed down with 4 or 5 gin&tonics. I can’t manage Chicken Fillets, or what. Also, there’s not one within 50 miles of here, AFIK.

  185. 15 miles on a mountain bike.

    *dies

    And it took me forever.

  186. Ok, this is making me feel better:

    Average speed on the road is typically 3x average speed on the dirt, but there’s always variation in perceived effort.

  187. Oh, only 24 miles. http://goo.gl/maps/3VSRn

    Oh, yeah, 15 miles on a mtn bike is like 40 miles on a touring bike. You have my sympathy, Car in.

  188. We did Chick-fil-A yesterday for the same reason. I was happy to give them our money.

  189. I posted this earlier, but now it’s on topic (Chick Fil A):

    http://is.gd/bYcGWe

  190. I’m on a strict paleo-diet of roast pork, mango & black-bean salsa, & tortillas, washed down with 4 or 5 gin&tonics

    Uh… huh…

  191. Oh, yeah, 15 miles on a mtn bike is like 40 miles on a touring bike. You have my sympathy, Car in.

    About half the ride was on dirt and loose stone too. ANd the hills. Oye.

    But still. I don’t know how to gauge this.

  192. So very true, Jay!

  193. But still. I don’t know how to gauge this.
    —————
    This is a good conversion. Take the total miles you biked, plus the number of hills, multiply by three. Then subtract the whining and suck it up, pussy.

  194. Ride harder, not smarter.

  195. YAY! New ride!

    http://flic.kr/p/cHigfy

  196. Sweet!

    I thought you said Wednesday.

  197. I had the same comment as HS. Even the “Sweet!”

  198. That’s awesome. Great color and wheels. Be honest, did someone help you out?

  199. MJ – Help me out in what way?

    Hotspurt – They brought it in early. . .

  200. You didn’t buy that car. Someone else made that happen.

  201. She’s a beauty, Chief. Chick Magnet!

  202. You didn’t buy that car. Someone else made that happen.

    It wasn’t me.

  203. Take the total miles you biked, plus the number of hills, multiply by three. Then subtract the whining and suck it up, pussy.

    Naw – it was a nice ride. I just *worried* that I was terribly slow, and it would take me 5 hours to complete the tri.

    I’m terribly vain, and do not want to be the last to finish.

  204. Maybe it was an awesome 4th grade teacher.

  205. Sweet new car, Chief.

    DOes it have a dock in the back for the hover-round?

  206. I don’t think anyone can deny that the roads helped him buy that car.

  207. Carin – No. But, it does have a camera and a warning system to tell me when I run you over backing out of the Handicap parking spot!

  208. It’s “Arrest-Me Red”! Looks nice!

  209. ChrisPy – Ruby Red Metallic

  210. It’s a great looking car. I assumed you had input from Herself.

  211. MJ – Nope.

  212. Carin – No. But, it does have a camera and a warning system to tell me when I run you over backing out of the Handicap parking spot!

    What do you need that for? Won’t you hear my screams?

  213. I’m terribly vain, and do not want to be the last to finish.
    —————-
    You’re going to do great. They usually start in waves do even if you’re last, your time might be better than others.

  214. Just think how great it would be to break it in by driving to Michigan.

  215. It’s the wheels. They’re really cool.

  216. (L to R) Carin, Cyn & Mare go to the fair. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/bqvn3ns

  217. Carin – I worked 30 years next to tactical jets. I can’t hear a damnable thing.

  218. Naw – it was a nice ride. I just *worried* that I was terribly slow, and it would take me 5 hours to complete the tri.

    I’m terribly vain, and do not want to be the last to finish.

    I wouldn’t worry about the biking part of a tri at all. A fast swim, mediocre run, & shitty ride will be enough to beat even the fastest riders who can’t swim or run.

  219. Jeebers, the water temp in my pool is 95° right now.

    It’s like a giant hot tub. You really gotta watch your chem levels. Something bad can happen real fast if you don’t pay attention.

  220. Oye como va!

    http://tinyurl.com/cxd2bcv

  221. (L to R) Carin, Cyn & Mare go to the fair. . .

    Thank you for making me the cute one*!

    (*read ‘cute’ as ‘not fat’)

  222. I wouldn’t worry about the biking part of a tri at all. A fast swim, mediocre run, & shitty ride will be enough to beat even the fastest riders who can’t swim or run.

    Scott said that the bikers were usually so good, they cleaned up in the bike portion and made up for the shitty swim/run.

  223. Thank you for making me the cute one*!

    (*read ‘cute’ as ‘not fat’)

    *has horrible realization

    I’M THE FAT ONE, AREN’T I?

  224. “She’s a beauty, Chief. Chick Magnet!”

    You’re talking about his granddaughter right?

  225. I don’t understand how Cyn is using asterisks. They seem to be randomly inserted in her comments.

  226. Carin – I worked 30 years next to tactical jets. I can’t hear a damnable thing.

    One of my college roommates – extreme party-guy – dropped out of grad school (econ, he was one of those really smart/party types) to join the navy. Just got sick of school, I guess. He just posted a picture in his dress whites on facedouche. I can’t read the rank, but there are three stripes on his epaulettes. He’s stationed in Russia right now. He’s taken his wife, and two boys, all over the word with his various assignments.

  227. I don’t understand how Cyn is using asterisks. They seem to be randomly inserted in her comments.

    DON’T *JUDGE* CYN.

  228. What I was trying to say is that a really good cyclist has a bigger advantage than a really good runner or swimmer.

  229. hat I was trying to say is that a really good cyclist has a bigger advantage than a really good runner or swimmer.

    What I heard was “YOU’RE GONNA SUCK”.

  230. I’m gonna have to train more on my MTB simply because it’s safer on the roads around here.

  231. DON’T *JUDGE* CYN.

    I’m a Lutheran and an INTJ on the Myers-Briggs matrix (based on Jungian psychology and well validated).

    I WILL judge Cyn. I will judge her, and she will submit. She will be more careful about her placement of asterisks.

  232. Motherfucking asterisks, how do they work?!?1!

    I don’t know what I am on the Myers-Briggs matrix, Michael, I will not be wishing you a Happy Birthday today.

  233. *

  234. Cyn Rocks!

  235. don’t know what I am on the Myers-Briggs matrix, Michael, I will not be wishing you a Happy Birthday today.

    It is ON. It’s going DOWN.

    *lights mutherfucking bootleg fireworks.

  236. 🙂

  237. I think I found out what Cuffy is up to

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdEx7fto_w&feature=share

  238. I’ll bet I’m a HCGHWKA* on the matrix.

  239. *Hot Chick with Great Hooters Who Kicks Ass

  240. Do you know how many times I’ve fallen for the “Happy Birthday Michael” deal?

  241. HAHAHA! Poor Cuffah!

  242. According to one article I read, Hannibal Lector (Hannibal the Cannibal in “The Silence of the Lambs” played by Anthony Hopkins) is an lNTJ personality type.

    I recently rented that movie and watched the “director’s cut.”

    Hannibal is supposed to be an horrific character. I still like the guy.

  243. Mare – 139.3 times?

  244. Do you know how many times I’ve fallen for the “Happy Birthday Michael” deal?

    I actually do have a birthday. It’s February 22. You could send me $20.

  245. Yes, that is correct Cyn.

  246. Leon was right, they didn’t find anything in that Chinese swimmer’s system. Good drug technology.

  247. Yes, that is correct Cyn.

  248. That Chinee girl was on nanoparticles & stannous fluoride. Works every time.

  249. I plan on doping when I am an Olympian in 2016.

    Training is for suckers.

  250. Please send me the $20 a few days before Feb. 22, so I can enjoy a chicken fried steak at the Spirit Grille on my birthday.

  251. Scott, I hate to tell you this, but stump-burning is not an Olympic sport.

  252. I should dope for the tri.

  253. I voted.

    I deserve a cold beer now.

  254. *hands dave a cold beer

  255. Cyn?

    http://tinyurl.com/cqjr5z6

  256. I haven’t seen this chick. Anyone have a pic link? The easiest gene doping I’m aware of is myostatin inhibition, and that’s usually pretty obvious (and permanent), but it occurs naturally in enough humans that you can’t be certain it’s an aftermarket modification.

  257. Hey now, I like the whores that found glasses.

  258. Cyn?
    http://tinyurl.com/cqjr5z6

    Hey! I resemble that remark.

  259. Thank you Car in.

    You were always my favorite.

    I ended up voting for Cruz. Not because of the Tea Party foaming mouth stuff, mostly cause Dewhurst has largely chosen the “be a dick” route in the runoff.

    Either was an acceptable candidate to me, and by acceptable candidate to me I mean they’d have voted the way I wanted em to. And either of them is perfectly capable of crushing the Dem in November here.

    Not that I don’t mind if my preferred candidate is a bit of a dick. But Dewhurst chose all dick, only dick, 24 hours a day against Cruz instead of articulating any reason why he’d make me feel good about sending him to DC.

  260. HA! Timing! From the guy who refuses to meat me when he’s IN TOWN next week.

  261. Leon you should rethink “too busy”.

  262. Pffft. I would NOT have worn my glasses for him anyways.

    Just because.

  263. I would have met with you Cyn.

    I don’t care how busy I was.

  264. I’m going to be an hour away from PHX and I don’t have my own rental car.

  265. I would crawl over broken glass on one leg to meet up with Cyn. With a walker, a cane, and a cold beer.

  266. *gives Leon the non-comment cold-shoulder no-glasses treatment*

  267. Did anybody make up a bunch of slanderous bullshit about anybody else and then spoonfeed it to a couple of credulous hacks today?

  268. If this goes well, I’m bound to do it again. I’ll have more flexibility then.

  269. Stump Burning sounds more like the Paralympics.

  270. I’m curious, how is what Reid said not slander?

  271. That’s what I was wondering, leon. Romney’s lawyers should at least be demanding the name of this “investor.”

  272. If this goes well, I’m bound to do it again. I’ll have more flexibility then.

    I will transmit this information to Vladimir.

  273. More flexibility later? Oh, oh my. I’m good with that. Very good. Later it is then!

  274. CAC at AoSHQ just called it for Cruz –

  275. I also voted for Cruz.

  276. Stump burning? Nah, we’re talking world class athlete.

    Air rifle.

    I got training to do…..hold my beer.

  277. What did Reid say?

  278. Storms finally settling down. Been unplugged for awhile. . .

  279. Mr. TiFW and I voted early this morning – for Cruz.

    Tarrant County apparently went for Cruz BIG TIME.

  280. I’m amazed at how Dewhurst fucked this up. I voted for Cruz too, simply because of the “total dick” factor in the last few weeks. I was gonna sit it out, I didn’t really care who won, either of them will win in Nov, and either of them would have been fine. But Dewhurst decided to go “all dick, all the time” instead of getting above the fray. Panic I suppose. What a dumb ass.

  281. Pork chops, waldorf salad and I don’t know what else for dinner.

  282. Cyn: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/331505.php

  283. Cyn, Ace has a post up about the Reid comments. He accused Romney of not paying taxes for 10 years based on info from a Bain guy and brought Romney’s Dad into it. Really ugly stuff.

  284. Hate to be the reasonable contrarian here, but it’s really not a good idea to hang out with Cyn if you’re doing 12 hr days on a tight schedule. Make more time the next trip, Leon.

    Everyone I know who has ever hung out with Cyn, woke up the next day after the sun was high in the sky, naked and under a jeep.

    I’m just saying. She’s fun. Don’t do no two-hour meetup or dinner party. You’ll miss out.

  285. As I said to my wife, the tiny Roth IRA I have in mostly mutual funds likely makes me a “Bain Investor” (as if I would somehow know that among the thousands of companies I own 1/10th of cents of). Instant credibility!

  286. >> Everyone I know who has ever hung out with Cyn, woke up the next day after the sun was high in the sky, naked and under a jeep.

    Hey, I wasn’t naked.

    Much

  287. I was on top of the jeep.

  288. To the Lumber yard!
    http://tinyurl.com/cubw4h7

  289. Should have seen a perfect score on the vault. Maroney got jobbed.

    US girls seem motivated tonight.

  290. Re: women’s gymnastics – dammit, I meant to buy stock in glitter companies in the weeks leading up to the Olympics.

  291. To be fair, it isn’t always a Jeep.

  292. True dat, roamy. It looks like the Russian girls bathe in it.

  293. That USA gymnast should have gotten a perfect score on the vault.

  294. More flexibility later? Oh, oh my. I’m good with that. Very good. Later it is then!

    I can’t do the splits or anything, but I can hold a wrestler’s bridge for a couple of minutes.

  295. A month ago, I got a call from a guy who works in a Searchlight, NV funeral home. He told me, “Sean, Harry Reid has been bribing us to let him slip in and have sex with the corpses of car accident victims for the last ten years.” Now, do I know that’s true? I’m not certain. But I mean, look at the guy.

  296. Want me to ruin it for ya, mare?

    Nah.

  297. Whenever I picture Cyn in my mind, I see her in a cute outfit, laughing wickedly and pouring vodka.

  298. Sean, I heard that same thing from a different fellow in Alexandria, VA. Two sources, must be true.

  299. You should hear the rumors from the sheep barn at the Iowa State Fair.

  300. Huh.

    ** ****************

  301. That’s how it always starts. The Dream.

  302. Press “1” for English. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/bp9n6fo

  303. Dinner tonight was homemade Luby’s “Fried” Fish, corn on the cob, and broccoli.

    GF crackers (used as a crust) aren’t the same as Saltines, but they’ll do…..

  304. Discount Tire!

  305. That’s how it always starts. The Dream.

    HA HA HA HAAAA
    So true.
    Seven hobos have had The Dream.
    Only three femurs have been recovered.

  306. Ted Cruz crushed Dewhurst, before the polls have been closed for 2 hours.

    I still wonder had Dewhurst not gone panicky asshole, could he have pulled this out. But he went pure dick. Baseless claims, silly shit. He had every advantage you could have, 25MM bucks, a decent track record.

    He completely screwed the pooch on this.

    As I mentioned, I voted Cruz. Not because I’m in love with the guy, because Dewhurst decided to be a jerk. I’d have sat it out, had it not been for that.

  307. LauraW – Learned most of her cooking techniques from this book: http://tinyurl.com/cztymuy

  308. The Dream. It haunts me. No matter how hard I try to change it, I cannot.

  309. When I moved to Texas in 1969, we had a state treasurer named Jesse James. He was succeeded by a guy named Warren G. Harding.

    No relation.

    I knew this was going to be an interesting place to live, politically.

  310. LauraW – Learned most of her cooking techniques from this book: http://tinyurl.com/cztymuy
    HA HA HA HAAA! FUNNY!

    THAT REMINDS ME.
    Master Chief, each wheel on your new car looks like a circle of five penises just about to touch.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/61777586@N00/7687268992/

    I think you should ebay that shit or swap them out or something.

  311. Atomic kittehs.

    http://tinyurl.com/cw79zw3

  312. I wasn’t gonna mention the faggot wheels but LauraW went right there.

  313. So until he gets new wheels, I propose the new name of MCPO’s drive is “Touching Helmets”

  314. Thanks. The wheels sorta say, “There’s a big dick driving this thing”, don’t they?

  315. BOO.

    How is everyone?

  316. Revster!!!

  317. Scott first showed them to me and we both agreed to say nothing.

    But then it turned out, I’m female.

  318. Hey Revvy!

    MCPO.. I think the wheels say “there’s five dicks trying to touch each other.”

  319. Twenty one dicks on this SUV!!

  320. ^_^ Hiya MCPO, hiya Dave.

  321. Everyone I know who has ever hung out with Cyn, woke up the next day after the sun was high in the sky, naked and under a jeep.

    In my case, it was actually a Ford Explorer.

  322. Hi Revvy!

  323. Everyone I know who has ever hung out with Cyn, woke up the next day after the sun was high in the sky, naked and under a jeep.

    I actually woke up under a Ford Explorer, and I could find my clothes within 50 feet.

  324. It’s really a nice looking ride, Chief. Let me know what kind of mileage you get after it’s broke-in.
    Did you get AWD?

  325. Swordfight!

  326. >> Twenty one dicks on this SUV!!

    HAHAHAHA.. Ok then.

    reminds me of this.

    I heard, that motherfucker had 30 goddamn dicks

  327. hiya VMax ❤

  328. *starts slow clap*

    *hands MCPO a brand new three-pack of goldtoe socks*

    *salutes smartly*

    *goes to bed*

    g’night shmoopies

  329. I was a tad surprised to learn that one of the athletes just profiled on NBC lives a couple blocks from my sister. And is a very MILFY 39.

  330. Ouch. It was tough watching the Russians on floor exercise. I felt sorry for them.

  331. Well, are you?

    http://tinyurl.com/c2o4jxk

  332. me too.. I’m beat

  333. Ok, I think Weiber’s floor exercise was just as good as Maroney’s vault.

    That was amazing.

  334. Weiber reminds me of Sarah Jessica Secretariat. Only prettier.

  335. Moments like that are why I love the Olympics.

    Awesome.

  336. We have a Tea Party Senate candidate!!!!!!

    Off to bed, dear ones – sweet dreams, everyone ♥♥♥

  337. NBC never said the final score for Allison.

    Hoo boy, they suck.

    Yeah USA USA USA!!!!

  338. I’m tired. Getting a new car is hard work!

  339. Haha, Rowdy doesn’t think much of Phelp’s anchor position

    “US has to have a 2 second lead”.

  340. Ms. Maroney was roooooobbbeed!

    Plus, she has an impish smile.

  341. goodnight

  342. new poat till romy’s awesome HHD shows up

  343. So, we’re all staying on this poat, huh?

  344. The wheels were MJ’s favorite part.


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