Muscular Monday Motivational

Oh Hell yes, it’s Monday again. Are you pumped? Are you ready to kick the crap out of this week so hard that Tuesday calls in sick rather than face you after seeing what you did to Monday? Of course you are. Or, perhaps, you’re thinking “what Leon just said is impossible and nonsensical”. Well, I’ve got news for you: shut up.

Impossible nonsense is my stock and trade, and bidness is boomin’.

Pretty sure that’s not possible.

Also, this is nonsense. Sexy, sexy nonsense.

More impossible stuff right here.

I still haven’t decided if the chains on the barbell thing is nonsense.

I can pretty much guarantee that this is impossible for most of the women you know.

I know this looks like nonsense, but it’s legit.

MMM gets a 7th image? Impossible!

557 Comments

  1. I believe there are free email services readily available.

  2. huh?

  3. Yes, but my husband’s (work) email is with this one, and he’s not willing to change it right now.

  4. Muthafocking mondays.

  5. I like this post, but I don’t feel it’s necessary to follow this blog.

  6. Time to make the donutsflip the tires!

  7. Ahh, I’m glad we’re still taking Obama’s comments out of context.

  8. I need a giant tire for flipping and sledgehammering.

  9. I can call in 12 minutes to start screaming at someone.

  10. Nice job on MMM, leon. I can see a lot of effort went into this one.

  11. I’ll bet they tell you that it was shut off because of spam.

  12. That happened to my husband’s account about 6 weeks ago. This time, it won’t even let me access my accounts, tells me my passwords are wrong, my security questions are wrong.

    ga.

    *fills trebuchet with cat poop

  13. Obama’s spending the entire week – practically – campaigning .

    He shouldn’t fucking get a salary for this year. And half of last.

  14. Nice job on MMM, leon. I can see a lot of effort went into this one.

    No more or less than usual, which is exactly what it deserves.

  15. almost time to call …

  16. so hard that Tuesday calls in sick rather than face you

    I like that and am going to use that today.

  17. geh meh moh

  18. Obama keeps running an ad where he talks about how he’s the one who’s going to reduce the deficit. I laughed out loud. $1.2 trillion deficit belongs to you, jackass.

  19. gooble mornmen

  20. Email fixt.

    ga.

    They couldn’t explain why it stopped working. Of course.

  21. Poor Lauraw’s going to be a zombie today.

    *doubles up the caffeine in her coffee. Sprinkles coffee crystals into her peanut butter.

  22. OMG, I’m going to get to work by 9am on a Monday.

  23. *makes tsk tsk sounds at Leon.

  24. Car In good morning, zombie apocalypse averted go about your normal operating procedures

  25. Heh, roamy, I know people that still blame the deficit on Bush. They say, “TARP!”. I say “1 year expenditure, how come we still spend it?”

    Somehow, I never get an answer to that.

  26. I hope stinky guy doesn’t show up today. He might get a piece of laura’s mind.

    Or a spinning scissor kick.

  27. J’ames, im betting on flame thrower

  28. To be fair, Bush didn’t use the veto pen much, and he added a good chunk to the national debt. That’s what you get for “reaching across the aisle”, they roll you. Bush is still a tightwad compared to Obama.

  29. Good morning!

  30. “That’s what you get for “reaching across the aisle”, they roll you.”

    YES.

    Dems only want “compromise” (which means do it their way) when they don’t think they can do it with out right steamrolling.

  31. No kidding, roamy. Bush got the deficit down to the $100 billion range, imagine what he could have done if he hadn’t kept spending like a democrat.

  32. Maaaaaaarrrre, morning

  33. This shit sucks.

  34. The Blonde and The Gun Girl probably don’t tuck.

    Aren’t there prizes for guessing correctly?

  35. heya cyn, howzit?

  36. Heh, getting in a fight with Daddy?

  37. Ha ha ha … my son did a 4 mile run with me yesterday and now he’s sore.

    “Mom, it hurts when I do this …” he said.

  38. Oh man, check out the guns on the last one!

    I’m sure you men dream of having a woman with big, muscular, vein-netted arms like that reach out to tenderly caress you on…Monday.

  39. These morons just can’t quit lying, about anything and everything (re: Churchill bust in White House):

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100172390/the-white-house-blunders-again-over-the-churchill-bust/

  40. I know I commented on this yesterday, but it’s so crazy and projection filled:

    http://tinyurl.com/dyfhklq

  41. I’m looking forward to the ability to grow a human so that you can harvest their organs later. Cheney looks great after the heart transplant.

  42. Plus, read NiceDeb’s coverage of the new book that reveals the truth about “President Gutsy Call.”

    http://tinyurl.com/c8fvrxk

  43. “Oh man, check out the guns on the last one!
    I’m sure you men dream of having a woman with big, muscular, vein-netted arms like that reach out to tenderly caress you on…Monday.”

    Ah, yea, I haven’t wanted to sail those waters but since Laura brought it up…..I’m thinking there is a little bit of man on man love fantasy going on there…Leon I’m looking at you. It’s okay, this is a safe place.

  44. Krauthammer needs a cabinet position with Romney.

  45. …and Leon will say he’s just fixated on their butts, but here’s the thing; their butts are manly, too. If you put a skinny, shaved dude in those same cute little panties, that’s what you would be looking at.

  46. Liz Cheney is pretty damn smart. I’d vote for her in a second…for anything.

    Her type of smarts is the real kind, not the made up, wishy wishfulness of the wish casters on Obama’s team (and Beschloss and Brooks).

  47. “…and Leon will say he’s just fixated on their butts, but here’s the thing; their butts are manly, too. If you put a skinny, shaved dude in those same cute little panties, that’s what you would be looking at.”

    HA! Amen Sister!

  48. Slumlord Valarie Jarret extensive background as a good friend makes her well equipped to give advice on national security.

    After all, those military people probably don’t know shit about the military. Have they ever held Mr. & Mrs. Obama’s purse? I doubt it.

  49. I’d love to link a picture of that, Laura, but I’m not navigating those google waters….I may not be able to forget what I find.

  50. Obama ate a dog.

  51. MJ, go to the third comment at NiceDeb’s link and read on about Jarret. It’s stupefying.

  52. *google-image-searches ‘male sissies in women’s underpants’ *

    *immediately decides the human race must be destroyed*

  53. …and Leon will say he’s just fixated on their butts, but here’s the thing; their butts are manly, too. If you put a skinny, shaved dude in those same cute little panties, that’s what you would be looking at.

    Maybe you couldn’t tell the difference, but I sure could. I think this says more about you (NTTAWWT) than it does about me.

  54. *immediately decides the human race must be destroyed*

    At least now we’re on the same page.

  55. Leon, my 20 year old niece managed to put her car in a ditch at Judd and Sumpter Roads at 4AM Saturday.

  56. That’s about a mile and a half from my farm. I’ll have to give you my phone number in case she does the exact same thing again.

  57. this says more about you (NTTAWWT) than it does about me.

    I am becoming uncomfortable with the direction of this conversation.

  58. Was she dodging a deer or something? The drainage ditches out here are no joke.

  59. She was drunk with friends. HotBride is administering the ass-kicking.

  60. “Maybe you couldn’t tell the difference,”

    I was unable to see their vaginas and/or penises. I think that’s the only difference. But I’m not sure.

  61. Hotspur, did the police get involved?

  62. Maybe if you looked in the front, instead of the back, it would be easier to determine vaginal/penile presence.

    Although the rear view is a dead giveaway for a tucker. I’ve heard.

  63. Well, the drinking out here is also no joke.

  64. I was unable to see their vaginas and/or penises. I think that’s the only difference. But I’m not sure.

    I believe the plurals are vaginae and penii. If only Rosetta were here to ask.

  65. Those brown bottle deer just jump out in front of you, don’t they?

  66. Why isn’t there a RosettaDictionary.com? For things that are just too far out for UrbanDictionary.com.

  67. >> I’m sure you men dream of having a woman with big, muscular, vein-netted arms like that reach out to tenderly caress you on…Monday.

    It happens every now and then, usually ending in a startled yell and waking up in cold sweat. For some reason the phrase “Grendle’s Mother” haunts me in those moments.

  68. MJ, go to the third comment at NiceDeb’s link and read on about Jarret. It’s stupefying.

    Wow… some of the commenters noted that DailyCaller.com is now getting malware warnings. I just tried in Chrome using my bookmark link and got it. I just tried googling to get to the site, found and clicked, and got another warning.

    Heh. Worried much?

    For more ‘interesting’ reading, go read some back stuff of The Ulsterman Report. Fucking jaw-dropping.

  69. Can you imagine those poor tuckers surprise when they reach in Leon’s shorts and find he’s got a mangina?

  70. For things that are just too far out for UrbanDictionary.com.

    OFB still makes me giggle.

  71. Wow, DailyCaller is now an “attack site” in Firefox. Just got a big warning from security preferences. Guess they have figured out another way to shut up right wing sites.

  72. “giggle.”

    Makes me drive heave. And sometimes wet heave.

  73. I was thinking the same thing, Jay.

    I’m waiting for Drudge, HA, the HQ, et al to make it to the malware list now.

  74. Thanks for the NiceDeb heads up, mare. That was a great article.

  75. How did I go to Daily Caller if I want to bypass the google BS?

  76. this says more about you (NTTAWWT) than it does about me.

    I am becoming uncomfortable with the direction of this conversation.

    Lauraw hasn’t tasked the Flying Monkeys in a while … certainly they are getting bored ?

    Perhaps they’d like to visit Sumpter?

  77. Miniter’s books Shadow Wars and Disinformation were fascinating, iffin anyone is looking for something to read.

  78. No matter what browser you’re in, Mare, somewhere there’s an option to click on to go to the site anyway.

    I’m going to try in IE for ‘giggles’.

  79. Sick kitty is going under the knife today.

    If it’s an easy fix, he’ll do it. If not, I’ve already signed the papers.

  80. 30-40% chance he can fix it.

    She’s a sweet cat.

  81. No warnings when opened in IE; took me straight to the site.

  82. And young.

    Ok, enough about kitty.

  83. Good thoughts for kitty today, Carin.

  84. Hope it’s an easy fix, Car in! Kitty did not look well at all.

  85. This is the second page I got after clicking the Go to Website link:

    http://www.google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?site=http://dailycaller.com/&hl=en

  86. I’m pulling for the sweet little kitty, Carin. Awww, poor little guy.

  87. Yea, she’s lost a lot of weight because of a tumor of some sort along her digestive tract. It interferes with digestion – food goes right through her, mostly. It may just be a weird growth he can remove.

    Or not.

  88. Oh, and here’s some more news – my mother has had her work days reduced to two days a week. From full time, to two.

    Obama supporter.

    Her last job (under Obama as well) – her entire department was let go when they downsized.

  89. Mare, I’m guessing that Google/FireFox has cooked up some shit that the site has been hacked, or the site has in fact been hacked in the last day. I went to the site and I’m not seeing any issues with my computer and my security software is running normally.

    Smells like bullshit propaganda to me. Stenchy, too.

  90. There’s a new edict from the better business bureau: if you have to lay people off, go to the parking lot and pick the cars with Obama stickers on them.

  91. There will be layoffs. The left thinks the private sector is doing fine because there are profits being made, but they don’t understand that those profits are due almost exclusively to cost cutting, not increased demand.

    I would expect more layoffs from large companies as the economy slides further into the abyss.

    What are we on now, Recovery IV or V? I’ve lost track.

  92. “Smells like bullshit propaganda to me. Stenchy, too.”

    Hell yes.

  93. My mom’s in the medical field.

    Obamacare has done wonders for that.

  94. I’m sure it’s just coincidence, but Drudge no longer has the piece linking the book release regarding Jarrett/Obama and the delays.
    Yes, coincidence.

  95. “Obamacare has done wonders for that.”

    Can she say what wonders he’s done?

  96. Weasel Zippers is having an issue with their server. Hmmmm, coordinated or something.

  97. I don’t necessarily recommend you read this because it’s a big “GULP” in my opinion, he’s right, it’s just depressing:

    http://tinyurl.com/ch3cl97

  98. “Obamacare has done wonders for that.”

    Can she say what wonders he’s done?

    Well, for one, people wonder if they’ll have a job next week. We wonder if we will be able to afford our health insurance premiums. And, of course, everyone wonders what their care will be like in the future.

  99. About nails it, Carin.

  100. Weasel Zippers is having an issue with their server. Hmmmm, coordinated or something.

    Did they have something on the book or the story, too?

  101. I’m stealiing that, Car in.

  102. […] On Obama having “done wonders for healthcare.” Well, for one, people wonder if they’ll have a job next week. We wonder if we will be able to […]

  103. Two boys (17 and 18- from Westland) went missing last Sunday night. Their car was found around 1 am Monday morning, and the two fine, young men who were with it were arrested.

    The boy’s bodies were found thursday night, face down, gunshot in the head.

    It’s a mystery as to who could have killed these boys. And, it’s weird, but the people found with the car where in the process of cleaning the inside, and out, with bleach.

    To make the story worse – the boys were picking up POT from one of the boy’s uncle’s, in a horrible – HORRIBLE part of town. I had to pay my water bill by there, and it was terrifying. I would never allow my boys to go there.

    The boy apparently needed the pot for “pain”, and had a medical marijuana card.

  104. where – were

  105. Where’s that whore Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/cr5ujrp

  106. Werewolf

  107. What “pain” is the boy suffering from, glaucoma?

    They should just legalize the stuff, and tax it. Get it over with. Sooo many of my friends smoke the stuff.

  108. How did the hostages not get linked at Ace’s. sad……..just…….sad
    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/10/11/the-pussification-of-our-nation/

  109. If he has a medical marijuana card, why is he picking it up from his uncle? Don’t they have clinics for this sort of thing? I know I don’t pick up my prescriptions from “Uncle Jimmy on the corner”.

  110. “Sooo many of my friends smoke the stuff.”

    hah, Madeleine just discovered PJD’s um, glass “vase” the other day and brought it into the house to me. She smelled the water in it and said, you know, daddy smells like that sometimes

  111. SOmething about his leg. An accident when he was young, etc.

    Sounded kinda lame, but the kid certainly didn’t deserve to die for it.

    IMHO – he was in a horrible neighborhood, buying from a house KNOWN to have Pot and the boys were picked as an easy target, since they were white.

    Perhaps it was assumed they were buyers from the burbs or something?

    I mean, why else do you shoot them? Not just rob ’em?

  112. None of that has been explained.

    I’ll guess uncle Jimmy gave him the family discount or something.

  113. It is indeed horrible, Car in. They didn’t deserve that, no one does.

  114. I know a few people who deserve it.
    wha?

  115. BOOM goes PJM.

    How goes it, lady?

  116. Peej!

  117. hahaha, hi guys. Thought I’d pop by before I make 200 phone calls. Did you know, it’s very difficult to make more than 20 calls an hour? I have to give this loooooooooong ass legal spiel that takes up some serious time.

    I have some really fun names. One Fuquan Huang. I read that as Fuckin Hung. Then, there’s Hermaphrodite. ah, yes

  118. Sounds like a kick in the pants!

  119. Is Mike Hunt there?

  120. Right next to Amanda Hugginkiss.

  121. I can’t wait till I get names like that. Some names I just dread and don’t want to call….at………all, but they know if we do and I’d get in trouble, so I just call and butcher the hell out of the names. Aaaaaaaaaand now I have to go to work. Surprisingly, the hostages are blocked at work

  122. Surprisingly, the hostages are blocked at work

    Those bastards. Yet another left-wing conspiracy example. Stenchy!

  123. http://is.gd/PuCIOP

  124. Where’s that whore Mare?
    http://tinyurl.com/cr5ujrp

    Crap that’s cute.

  125. PJM, were you and PJD smoking dope while the kids were doing crafts?

  126. All the cool kids call it Choom, mare.

    Did you notice that Choom is Mooch spelled backwards (almost)?

  127. Did you notice that Choom is Mooch spelled backwards (almost)?

    That’s freaky-deaky right there.

  128. The post is racist!

  129. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/29/opinion/sunday/is-algebra-necessary.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all

    These people are idiots. Yeah, who needs algebra? Also, get rid of that pesky geometry while you’re at it.

  130. Algebra is useless?

    Wasn’t algebra the single greatest contribution to mankind from the Muslims?

  131. I’m pretty sure that’s racist, xbrad. I’m waiting for your self-denunciation.

  132. NYT: Is algebra necessary?>>

    Technology lets us be more stupider!

    Posted by: Joey Biden at July 30, 2012 12:12 PM (MMC8r)

    The morons are off and running with this one.

  133. If muslims are so good at math, why can’t they figure out that sending your most ardent supporters on suicide missions will eventually deplete the remaining pool of ardent supporters.

    At some point, their going to run out of human delivery modules.

  134. Buffet rape is currently under way.

  135. They’re.

  136. You let Warren up this minute, leon!

  137. I’ll let him up when he says he’s sorry. Or when the salmon is gone. Whichever.

  138. Anyway, they quoted an outraged humanities major: “I have no use for such abstract concepts as heat, light and gravity. However, everybody benefits from reading Chaucer.”

    Posted by: JPS at July 30, 2012 12:23 PM (tn14L)

  139. MARE! HUUUGS!
    http://is.gd/88WxLN

  140. Jebus, where do you find that stuff, laura? disturbingimages.com?

  141. Well, now my dream life is ruined.*

    Thanks, Laura.

    *grotesque:

    1.
    odd or unnatural in shape, appearance, or character; fantastically ugly or absurd; bizarre.
    2.
    fantastic in the shaping and combination of forms, as in decorative work combining incongruous human and animal figures

  142. Jay, where I found that, is a terrible pic of ‘larval therapy’ of a foot wound.

    I cannot unsee it. I cannot unsee it. The damage is done.

  143. Monkey Skeet. That was just damn funny, right there.

    PULL!!!!!

    SCREEECCHHH!!!!

    BANG!!!!!!

    APPLAUSE.

  144. Sick kitty had to be put down.

    Tumor was all over her small intestine … there wasn’t enough to save- although we weren’t going to go that route anyway. if they could have removed the tumor- we would have done that.

    He was afraid that’s what it was going to be, but hoped it was something else.

  145. Hotspur, did the police get involved?

    Sort of. They all fled the scene and left the car in the ditch.

    She didn’t even tell my wife about it until yesterday (this happened Friday night.) Her parents are out of town until tonight.

    Anyway, the cops found the car, had it towed and impounded. She has to go to the police station in order to get the car released. Methinks Sophie is going to be minus one driver’s license.

  146. She was a good kitty. Followed us around like a dog.

    Jumped into the lake the first time she saw the kids in the water.

    When Erin used to go out side to play, she’d just stare out the window and watch. Erin was her favorite.

  147. Sorry to hear about the cat, Car in. Hope the kids will take it well.

  148. Oh, Carin, I’m sorry about sweet kitty.

    *sigh….that makes me sad.

  149. “She was a good kitty. Followed us around like a dog.
    Jumped into the lake the first time she saw the kids in the water.
    When Erin used to go out side to play, she’d just stare out the window and watch. Erin was her favorite.”

    Oh, Lord, please stop, I can’t take it anymore.

  150. What an idiot, Hotspur.

    Sorry, but … gads.

  151. Actually, Hotspur’s niece may have avoided a DUI and a couple of other deals. Stupidity has its perks.

  152. Yea, Mare, it’s sad. Why couldn’t it have happened to the others, useless cat my bil left with us?

    ga. She’s horrid.

  153. Sorry about your kitty, Carin.

  154. Aw, she seemed like a really sweet kitty. Bubba thought she smelled like a nice person too. Sorry about your loss, Carin. How are the kids?

  155. I did that one time, HS. Driving at night, slid off into the ditch after running in to some black ice. Got a ride home from someone passing by.

    I called the police when I got home. Evidently the police already knew about it. The cop had seen it in the ditch, and he was thinking “I hope this guy is ready for a drunk driving ticket”. About that time he hit the same ice patch I did, and almost wound up in the same ditch.

    He cut me some slack that night. Maybe Sophie will luck out, too. Doubt it, but maybe.

  156. Sorry to hear about kitty.

  157. Yeah, our niece is scaring the shit out of everyone.

    Her latest boyfriend is the manager at a titty bar, her best friend strips in said titty bar, and she has totaled three cars in the past three years.

    When she chooses to go to class she does well. I think her life is close to being boned, but there’s always hope.

    My wife is sick about it.

  158. I think Mare is right. Good luck to Sophie.

  159. The cop had seen it in the ditch, and he was thinking “I hope this guy is ready for a drunk driving ticket”. About that time he hit the same ice patch I did, and almost wound up in the same ditch.

    Ha! I love karma.

  160. I’ve got to give Wiser credit, he’s doing what it takes to make some money, even if it’s for tips…he’s going to do it!

    http://tinyurl.com/d6jogv4

  161. Titty bar. Hmmm.

    I’m sure that every girl there is just stripping to pay for medical school.

  162. I think Mare is right. Good luck to Sophie.

    I think fleeing the scene of an accident is a pretty serious offense. I think the assumption is that you were drunk or high, but I don’t now if they can actually charge you with it.

    We’ll find out when she goes to the cops.

    My wife was going to take her yesterday, but decided it’s something her parents need to confront. She’s bailed them out enough over the years.

    Time for consequences.

  163. I haz a sad for Car in’s kitty.

  164. Perhaps the loss of license won’t be the worst thing for her, HS. Then again, it won’t be her fault, I’m sure.

  165. Kitty LOVED Erin

    Don’t look Mare.

  166. All she has to say is, “a deer jumped out and I swerved.” “Too scary to stay there and wait for someone”, “didn’t have a phone,” etc.. Without a breath test at the scene or a policeman eyeballing it, not sure what she can be charged with.

    Her boyfriend and best friend choices make me think she’s a dumb ass.

  167. Wrong avatar.

  168. Kids are ok, but Kitty’s been sick and kinda stinky for a while due to her problem.

    I hope they don’t shun me when I get sick and stinky.

  169. Kitty LOVED Erin
    Don’t look Mare.

    *SOBS*

    She looks just like my kitty……

  170. Wow, Mare’s good a this lying thing

    Who would have thought?

  171. Good ol’ domestic, run of the mill tabbies are the sweetest kitties ever!

  172. I told you not to look. Erin could have done anything to that kitty. Dress her in a bag. Carry her in a backpack.

    wear her like a scarf around her neck.

  173. I’m the worst lier ever. Although, in social situations I can lie my ass off….”Yes, wow, that hair color is really flattering.” “You have the NICEST children, you must spend hours working on manners!”

    *just figured out there is a difference between lying and sarcasm

  174. I’ll spare you from the picture of Kitty snuggling with Zelda.

    It’s cute, though.

  175. liar

  176. Typo, assface!

  177. Carin, didn’t you say that cat just showed up one day?

    *snif, snif

  178. Sorry to hear about Kitty Carin.

  179. The Hobbit story at AOS is worth your time. It’s quite humorous.

  180. Yep. We’d only been here – less than a year. She appeared at our window, and would follow us around the house by window. If we were upstairs, she’d stare through the LR window. Downstairs, she’d do it down there. This went on for a while. She would follow the kids into the woods while they played. Finally, one of the kids opened a sliding glass door and she just walked in like she owned the place.

  181. she was TINY

  182. *gets another lump in throat

  183. An Ewok writing about a Hobbit. Doesn’t that violate some kind of theorem or law?

  184. I remember when men were men (Wed.) and women were women (Fri.) but now we have to deal with this thing at the beginning of every week.

  185. Where are you going, Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/dx5ggeh

  186. Sorry about your kitty, Car in. I think I got to pet her just the once. She seemed sweet.

  187. Where are you going, Mare?
    http://tinyurl.com/dx5ggeh

    The new submarine hoverrounds are here! Obamacare will ensure you pay little to nothing out of pocket to get yours. Consult your physician.

  188. Ok, i gottta go pick the kitty up. Dragging feet.

    I think I’ll put her in the new garden by the coop? Trying to think of something special to plant over her?

    Ideas?

    Cat mint? lol

  189. Mr Car In is really sad.

    He loved that little cat.

    Spunky. she was spunky.

  190. pussy willow?

  191. It’s nice to see that Ace is back, but why is he writing about Kevin Pollack? Dude hasn’t done anything good since Juwanna Man.

  192. ISWYDT

  193. sorry about your kitty, Car In. She sounds like she will be well and truly missed.

    on another note, anyone here ever write an iPhone app?

  194. I wrote an iPhone app that helps you keep your verb tenses straight. Nobody uses it.

  195. I wrote an iPhone app that helps you keep your verb tenses straight. Nobody uses it.

    I use it one time, but it work not good.

  196. Subjects must agree with they verbs.

    Very sorry about the keeton Carin.

  197. Silly Beasn: http://i.imgur.com/04Sit.png

  198. I remember kitteh being on the table at Lapeerpalooza. I was gonna say something, but figured that kitteh needed the food more than we did.

  199. Classic one, Cyn. At least someone on Facecrack has a sense of humor.

  200. Subjects must agree with they verbs.

    I wrote an iPhone app that helps you keep your verb tenses straight. Nobody uses it.
    I use it one time, but it work not good.

    I think Barry Soetero could have used that when trying to keep his remarks about businesses and bridges in context. However, regarding the app, you didn’t build that.

  201. you take that back George! I personally saw Obama tell me that of course Americans built their businesses!

    He’s being Swiftquoted!

  202. Ga- jay- the last few weeks she was horrible about that. She was always hungry.

  203. Perhaps because Barry said “you didn’t build that,” and afterwards whined that he meant roads and bridges, we ought to admit our brave president has trouble expressing himself. Quick, get him construction paper and fingerpaint so he can really show us how he feels.

  204. Burning political question about our befuddled tongue-tied president: Does he eat paste?

  205. Fucking parts of speech–how do they work?

  206. Fucking parts of speech–how do they work?

    They don’t work at all at the Harvard Law Review in 1991, judging by the then-editor’s written output.

  207. {{{hugs}}} Car in – to you and the rest of your family. Sorry to hear about your kitty.

  208. Did they actually implement some kind of registration or moderation over at teh HQ? Because I’ve actually tried to leave a couple of comments over there and they don’t show up.

  209. Quick, get him construction paper and fingerpaint so he can really show us how he feels.

    Why is it that the first impression I get from this is Steve Martin with a cork on a fork?

  210. I don’t think so, Sean. There are very active spam filters to weed out certain posters (from what I’ve read), and I know some have complained about bannings. I have a feeling it’s those filters. Email one of the cob loggers.

  211. No, there’s no comment registration over there Sean.

  212. Why is it that the first impression I get from this is Steve Martin with a cork on a fork?

    Hey, let’s not set the bar too high for Dear Leader. This is therapy, after all. The only important thing is that He is happy.

  213. Is nutella a European thing? If so I now like their cars and their fake-chocolate-hazelnut-food-goo.

  214. President Ruprecht. I like it.

  215. Kitty’s buried. She looked like she was just curled up sleeping. Many tears were shed.

    Doc said he’d never seen such an invasive tumor ever. Showed everyone in the office. He was just amazed.

    😦

    Ok. now someone make me laugh.

    crap, I’m crying again.

  216. Is nutella a European thing? If so I now like their cars and their fake-chocolate-hazelnut-food-goo.

    How very trendy of you.

    I’m lashing out. Sorry.

  217. John COnyers can suck my dick.

  218. I’m 90% sure Compos was at the tri on Saturday. About 30 mins before the swim I went to use a port-o-potty, and the guy in front of me basically exploded.

    It appeared as if jars of creamed sweet potato had been thrown around with glee.

  219. That’s known as the “pre-race cleanse” MJ.

    Don’t be a h8ter.

  220. car in, ill send you a self nekkid pic, THATS a laffmaker
    seriously, my condolances on kitty, i know you will miss your little furkid

  221. Sorry about your cat, C arin. We never have enough time with our little friends.

    Can anyone suggest a suitable email address where I could mention the problem I referenced above? I’ll do my best to be pleasant.

  222. It appeared as if jars of creamed sweet potato had been thrown around with glee.

    Okay, I’m fasting for the rest of the day.

  223. Thanks everyone.

  224. It was awful. Truly, truly awful.

    I forgot to tell everyone because I was so freaked out by everything.

  225. Sean, it could be the random weirdness. I have that problem at Ace’s.

  226. Which part of Glee was in there? Other than the political stances, that is.

  227. It was awful. Truly, truly awful.

    Imagine if it had happened in a pool.

  228. Which part of Glee was in there?

    Jane Lynch has gone missing.

  229. Sean, check your yahoo

  230. Oh, and he’ll need posting name and IP.

  231. Hahaha. The nutella must have reminded me.

    Gross.

  232. The bronze medal winner in the women’s 100 butterfly vomited in the pool:

    http://afr.com/p/lifestyle/sport/olympics/men_relay_team_sinks_the_aussies_If5s0r5aXo0HTUplFCEUZN

    Alicia Coutts won the country’s second medal of the Games, a bronze in the women’s 100 metre butterfly race. Coutts said afterwards she had vomited in the water 50 metres before the finish, which may have cost her a silver medal. She had only got to bed at 7am on Sunday morning London time due to the excitement of winning a gold medal in the 4×100 metre medley relay

  233. I think it’s time for laura to resurrect the diaper and nutella joke.

  234. A guy barfed bout a tenth of a mile from the finish. He never stopped, didn’t even looked phased. Our friends took pictures with some sort of fancy camera that takes 10 pictures at once. Other friends were in the background.

    You can see it happen, and the other friends reactions. It’s hilarious.

  235. *gags on the talk of vomit*

    Who started this?!?

  236. Coutts said afterwards she had vomited in the water 50 metres before the finish, which may have cost her a silver medal.

    Last time I threw up, I didn’t even get an “attaboy,” much less a bronze medal.

  237. Don’t you people turn me into a Redditor with all this gross talk!

  238. The first lady makes me want to vomit. Does that mean I’m in a sporting event?

  239. Meh, vomit stories are not bad, especially if you have worked in a bar at some point.

    amirite, Car in?

  240. he first lady makes me want to vomit. Does that mean I’m in a sporting event?

    I’m sure the competition for that would be FIERCE.

  241. That ain’t no lady.

  242. Meh, vomit stories are not bad, especially if you have worked in a bar at some point.

    Yea, and – five kids. I mean, i’ve caught it my HANDS.

    Even the poop story is only so bad.

  243. *Hmmm… vomit talk or maybe even Imgur…*

    *does that hand leveling thing to weigh my options*

  244. nutella is like moose snot on toast

  245. Craptastic!

  246. nutella is like moose snot on toast

    Moose snot is pretty expensive, so nutella is a handy substitute.

  247. Hmm, I recall a couple of links from Imgur. Lemme see if I can find them.

  248. *begins cutting Xbrad until Jay vows to relent*

  249. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2012 3:30 pm
    *Yea, and – five kids. I mean, i’ve caught it my HANDS.*

    this wasnt some kind of competitive sport was it?

  250. I’m really sorry about your kitty, Carin. There are some cat h8ters here but when you’ve had great cats, and they have terrific personalities and are nothing but affectionate and fun and funny and great companions well, then, it’s a real loss when they’re gone.

    *Stupid, sweet, little animals!!

  251. My new car will be delivered on Wednesday.

  252. “My new car will be delivered on Wednesday.”

    That’s exciting!

  253. Sometimes competition goes too far.

    http://bit.ly/M67DeO

  254. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

  255. Are you going to smoke in your new car?

  256. *never relents.

  257. What do you mean “you people”?

  258. My advice, Sean, is to let Hotspur take you roughly by the wrist.

  259. MJ. Good.

  260. Congrats, Chief! Did you get a good deal on your trade-in? http://is.gd/qtFKoj

  261. +500000000000000000000 points to Hotspur for the “Bladerunner” reference.

  262. I got $300 less than top-rated Blue Book value for my trade-in. I had some chips in the hood from semis throwing rocks at me on I-81.

    And yes, I’ll smoke in the damned thing. I’m paying for it!

  263. Cyn, no comment on the coat hanger?

  264. Solid B+ to MCPO for almost getting the title correct.

  265. excellent quote Hotspur, i take back 1/5 of what ive said about you

  266. Cyn: http://i.imgur.com/4q5cJ.gif

  267. Do androids dream of electric sheepskin seat covers?

  268. Coat hanger? Missed it, Jay.Can’t find it!
    Well, shoot!!

  269. MCPO? http://is.gd/8qEOKD

  270. Cyn: http://i.imgur.com/4q5cJ.gif

    HAHA!
    http://is.gd/vvDWp4

  271. MCPO? http://is.gd/8qEOKD

    How can you tell if your car is cheating on you?

  272. MJ – Projection isn’t just for the movie theater, huh?

  273. Sorry to hear about the kitty Car-in.

  274. It’s in the trike pic, cyn, he’s carrying it.

  275. Is this a great country or what?

    http://tinyurl.com/dys232x

  276. Is this a great country or what?

    And there are people who say we don’t respect manual labor any longer.

  277. Can’t find it!

    Oh, oh OH!

    Top o’the line antenna, baby.

  278. a terrible pic of ‘larval therapy’ of a foot wound.

    Do you have the link for that. I find it rather interesting and I hear it tickles.

  279. That’s where women will get their health care after Romney gets elected.

  280. I’m sorry about the kitteh, Car in. I love that picture of her with Erin. Beautiful cat (and kid).

  281. I had a cat die in the middle of winter. I had to keep him in the freezer until spring when the ground thawed.

  282. Hotspur, STFU….hahahahah

  283. Same story, HS, except it was the wife’s grandmother, in North Dakota.

  284. Same cat had a fetish for red fuzzy things. He was always humping my daughters’ red sweaters or red fuzzy slippers. One year for Christmas I got him his own pair of red fuzzy slippers. He loved those damn things. We referred to them as Pepper’s brides.

    When I buried him I could only find one of the brides, so I buried her with him. Couple days later I found the other bride in the bottom of the laundry basket. So I went out and dug him up, and put that bride in too.

    He was a good cat. Lived to 21.

  285. J’Ames, that’s how the Amelanchier got nicknamed Serviceberry. It’s the first thing to bud after the ground thaws, so the old timers used it as the indication of when they could bury the people who died over the winter. That’s when they would have the memorial “service.”

  286. Interesting, thanks!

    Don’t know why, but the relatives in North Dakota delighted in telling me that story. I think it was to creep me out. My wife laughed, and said “he’ll get a kick out of that”.

  287. Beasn, I do have a link for it.
    Larvae in a rotting fucking foot-hole. Do you want to see this?? Do you?

    DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK, YOU STUPID-STUPID.
    DON’T DO IT. DON’T BE LIKE ME.

    http://www.cutesexyfunnyawful.com/2011/06/warning-hideous-foot-wound-undergoing-larval-therapy.html

    NOBODY CLICK THAT LINK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BURN DOWN THIS WHOLE FUCKING BLOG.

  288. not a problem. I ain’t lookin

  289. Someone get Laura a drink.

  290. Larvae in a rotting fucking foot-hole. Do you want to see this?? Do you?

    They will clean it, wait and see.

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

  291. Hotspur is a man of great intelligence.

  292. Sorry to hear about your kitty, Carin.

  293. **hands Sean a Diet Dr. Pepper.

    Congrats on eleven months sober, my friend.

  294. Hahaha, NBC gets @mashable suspended from twitter for criticizing them:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/news/olympics–critic-of-nbc-has-twitter-account-suspended-after-network-complains.html

  295. Botflies inject their eggs under your skin. Then the larvae have to eat their way out.

    One way to get rid of them is to place raw hamburger over the lump where the larva is. Then it will eat through the skin to get to the hamburger.

  296. *hopes lauraw gets enough sleep tonight

  297. Cool link laura. I really like cute puppies.

  298. thanks Roamy

  299. Beasn?

  300. *hopes lauraw gets enough sleep tonight

    She posted a quiet, soothing picture above. It will help everyone sleep well.

  301. Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama need larval therapy in their cooters.

  302. Either that, j’ames, or we’ll all be up from nightmares with her.

  303. At least that’s what MJ told me.

  304. Larvae in a rotting fucking foot-hole. Do you want to see this?? Do you?

    Gross but not that gross. It’s only oozing larvae and not pus. Maggots do a terrific job of clearing out the rot and then they move on.

  305. *opens laura’s link*

    Meh.
    I’m wondering how somebody manages to get such a gaping hole in the bottom of their foot.

    THAT’S the part that bothered me…..

  306. I’ll take some maggots over losing an appendage.

  307. Nancy Pelosi has to shave her cooter so she doesn’t look like she’s got a goatee.

    /joke mangler

  308. That has to tickle.

  309. Teresa, I’m sure it wasn’t gaping before. I’m sure it was very red and puffy and oozy.

  310. ^^^What Beasn said^^^

    Medical maggots are amazing wound cleaners.
    They only eat dead/rotting flesh.
    Not that I ever want to find out first-hand, mind you…..

  311. That has to tickle.

    What? Pelosi’s cooter goatee or the larvae. I hear the larvae tickle.

  312. Oh, and Sean – CONGRATULATIONS on your 11-month anniversary!!!!!

    You, sir, are a true inspiration – quite proud of you – ♥♥♥

  313. Wilford Brimley should talk about maggots when pushing die-ah-beetus medicine.

    Such as, if you don’t sign up for this here die-ah-beetus delivery service, you’ll get a maggoty foot.

  314. Teresa, I’m sure it wasn’t gaping before. I’m sure it was very red and puffy and oozy.

    Hadn’t thought of that – you’re prolly right. Kinda like that wound above the one in question, huh?

    The human body does heal from the inside out – I guess the larvae got down to the root of the infection. Freaky-looking…..

  315. Healing foot wounds don’t gross me out as much as lancing boils or watching a nose job. Brrrrr

    Those make me cut a bish just trying to get away.

  316. You people posting comment gifs make me so very very happy!

    *NSFW or Roamie`s kids*

  317. Sorry about the loss of your kitteh Car in.

  318. Awww, pupster lurved the larvae.

  319. Compos?

    http://tinyurl.com/c7qtqgt

  320. xbrad, what color is your sputum RIGHT NOW? Any bleeders today?

  321. *NSFW or Roamie`s kids*
    http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/hdjju.gif

    HAHAHA! Best GIF evah.

  322. Women’s basketball sucks.

  323. Heh
    Cyn said in a email I should include Hostage stuff in my book. I have some. I even stole one of Carin’s dogs name. On a lark I named a character Shirlena. I am having so much fun writing her she is now a minor character with a personality.

  324. Hotsur……12:54…….know.

  325. Hotsur……12:54…….know.

    Ha ha ha … SCORE!!!!

  326. Sorry about the cat sadness Car in.

  327. *slinks away before I make a typo for Hotspur to pounce on ….

  328. Thanks Scott.

    Lauraw’s picture of larva in a disgusting foot hole did a ton to heal my wound.

    *barfs

  329. Hahahahaha

    Scott…6:33….Hotspur

  330. Chocolate chip cookies are helping two

    *eats another cookie.

  331. too

  332. Hotspur is losing it.

  333. Title IX has pretty much fubared the Olympic Games.

  334. Why can’t the Olympics have women’s sports that make sense … “Barefoot Floor Run” … “Sammich Making Marathon” …. “Silence is Golden Humming Event” … etc.?

  335. Are we still talking about maggots?

  336. Biggest Cans Competition

  337. I started my day in a dentist chair and then packed a kitchen.

  338. I would rather have a knee repla… ok that’s not true. I’d rather play a round of golf than start my day in the dentist’s.. ok that’s not even true. I don’t hate the dentist, quite the contrary, he gave me a nice smile back. It’s just a nuisance.

  339. Mare, quit showing off.
    http://is.gd/6L1pEy

  340. Is there a suave Master Chief in the book?

  341. Laura, special tonight at the ghetto bar is lake perch.

    I’ll get it for you. But I’ll have to eat it.

  342. Egg #3 today. It’s about twice the size of egg #1. We think it’s just the rhodey that’s laying, since she’s a week or two older than the blacks.

  343. Who the fudge did that violence to the header?

  344. When Walter McDonaugh, the inventor of the mechanical bull passes, the last page in his diary will read “seriously people, did you ever watch an actual cowboy on those fucking bulls? You think you can do that better drunk?”

  345. Thanks Hotspur.
    Here, hold this for me for a sec.
    http://is.gd/UPtGPl

  346. I hope the fish at the ghetto bar is better than it is at Discount Tire.

  347. Detroit’s playing Boston. Where’s Wiser?

  348. He’s a Yankees fan, not a Red Sox fan.

  349. Poor misguided guy.

  350. The flan at Discount Tire is a little runny.

  351. But, the smoked picnic shoulder is egg-cell-ant!

  352. The flan at Discount Tire is a little runny.

    Wait until you try their cheese sandwich.

  353. Is there a suave Master Chief in the book?
    I have a few security people that I can make a suave Master Chief.
    Are you ready to help me get the dialog right?

    How many words out of 10 is fuck? Is suave more fucks per sentence or fewer I forget?

  354. Vomit, maggots, and now THAT header?*Barfs*

  355. Flan sounds dirty.

  356. Hey, knock it off… those girls in the header are the cocktail shift at Discount Tire.

  357. Those girls are a cheese factory.

  358. Those girls are the target audience for Honey Boo Boo Child.

  359. Macaroni and smegma

  360. It’s a Christmas miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  361. It’s a Christmas miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    There’s still a pie in the fridge!

    Oh, and one meatball left.

  362. Important sputum update.

    It’s bright red.

    But only because I just drank cranberry juice.

    No blood erupted from any orifii today.

    Yet.

  363. HA! Is that your fridge Scott?

  364. XB, keep us updated.

  365. Lake perch? That must be some ghetto.

  366. It’s probably carp, or bullheads.

  367. Those of you that aren’t on FB, I was at a delicious NM restaurant that was raided and shut down by INS while I was enjoying a really good breakfast this morning. We were allowed to finish our breakfast and pay.

  368. You could have this in your icebox.

    http://bit.ly/N7IVvf

  369. Machinist Mate Chief Petty Officer to LT(jg) John Kennedy, “Sir, the fucking fucker’s fucked.”

  370. That gif of me on the horse is brutal!!

  371. That header picture is eye opening and no one wants their eyes that open. NO ONE!

    *the girl on the right is kind of “thinnish” compared to the others

  372. Oso, those poor bastards were washing the dishes Americans are unwilling to wash.

  373. The girl on the right looks familiar. It might be Rosetta, and no that’s not my fridge.

  374. They were actually making really yummy red chile. The tortillas were store bought so I want them deported!

  375. Our waitress had a Colombian accent and was caught on her phone by an agent so she may be gone : (

  376. Oso, those poor bastards were washing the dishes Americans are unwilling to wash.

    Move that restaurant to El Paso.

    http://bit.ly/N7JBAW

    Crane then went on to describe an incident in El Paso (related here) of a criminal alien arrested for domestic assault who, when arrested, assaulted a federal agent while attempting an escape. Nevertheless:

    –‘Without any questioning, without any investigation, the alien was released as a Dreamer. No criminal charges, no immigration charges, no nothing — “He’s a Dreamer, release him.”’

  377. “The girl on the right looks familiar.”

    hahahaha….Gross. Her face or her body?

  378. That Honey boo boo child was rather amusing. She might come out of it unscathed if she keeps her sense of humor. Maybe she gets the belly talking from her drunk daddy.

  379. So illegal aliens can commit crimes and not be charged because Obama is an idiot?

    DOES NOT COMPUTE!

  380. I thought so MCPO

  381. Oso, did the INS ask for your ID?

  382. So illegal aliens can commit crimes and not be charged because Obama is an idiot?

    Yes. Of course.

    Chris Crane, head of the ICE union, said his colleagues were instructed by the suits to release any illegal alien who just claims to qualify for the president’s DREAM decree. Crane said:

    “Prosecutorial discretion for Dreamers is solely based on the individual’s claims. Our orders are, if an alien says they went to high school [in the United States], then let them go. If they say they have a GED, then let them go. Officers have been told that there is no burden for the alien to prove anything. Even with the greatly relaxed new policies, the alien is not even required to prove that they meet any of the new criteria. . . . At this point we don’t understand why DHS even has criteria at all, as there is no requirement or burden to prove anything on the part of the alien.”

  383. Anyone hungry for korean food tonight?

    http://bit.ly/N7KhX9

  384. Just spotted the H2 official dish of choice:

    http://bit.ly/N7KmtJ

  385. Beasn, they didn’t, but another patron got so nervous he left his truck keys in the restaurant. He was afraid to go back in and get them. There are so many illegals in this town, I wonder if the restaurant owner is a Republican!!! She was very apologetic and was trying to get tax records delivered by her accountant so they could reopen. The food was reasonably priced and really good.

  386. Dammit, George, I’m trying to quit the porn.

    Mmmmm, BBQ porn

  387. OMG. At this rate the 2024 Olympics is going to 94% gay.

  388. Leon,
    What the hell is that?
    Bacon Explosion on left

  389. Marine products broth. Now that’s a ghetto bar menu.

  390. OMG. At this rate the 2024 Olympics is going to be 94% 158% gay.

    FIFY

  391. Did anybody horn in on anybody else’s jurisdiction today?

  392. Pants?
    Long sleeved shirts?

    THIS SUCKS!

  393. Chris, near as I can figure, that’s a bacon explosion, bacon-wrapped sausages, and brisket, all nestled in a smoker.

  394. I used to have a bust of Barack Obama on my desk, but I gave it back to the Special Olympics.

  395. George I just tweeted your link to that nro piece. That worked out exactly how I thought it would.

  396. Anything for thy hump, lauraw.

    Now it is time to sit in traffic and stew.

  397. Mmmm stew.

    Don’t forget the carrots.

  398. Nearly naked guys in a hot tub, chicks hugging and kissing….WTF

    Somebody needs to club somebody in the head. That’s what the olympics is all about.

  399. Or cinnamon. Just trust me. Red meat loves cinnamon.

  400. Damn I wish I could get in my hot tub tonight.

    *tries superglue and duct tape*

  401. I used to have a bust of Barack Obama on my desk, but I gave it back to the Special Olympics.

    Heh. Bowling trophy.

  402. Boxing used to be an olympic event.

    There were no hot tubs.

  403. I’ve already given up on the Olympics. NBC’s coverage is a total failure.

  404. When does Obama get his Olympic gold medal?

  405. I think I’ve located Cuffy’s new retail venture.
    http://is.gd/y1x0gN

  406. MCPO, I’ve been watching from the perimeter (late night replays, fast forward any announcers) what is NBC doing?

  407. That’s H2 header pic material, right there, so to speak.

  408. Lauraw, pretty sure that’s Jerry Joneses new venture.

  409. the dark side, it’s all over this thread.

  410. When does Obama get his Olympic gold medal?

    That’s beneath him. He gets platinum.

  411. it started when I couldn’t find any duct tape.

    these are dark, dark times my friends.

  412. Mare, I know that I’m irritated that NBC is tweeting results and then expecting us to tune in and watch events that we already know who won. The online live links have been hinky and it is time for NBC to join the 21st Century. They have gone after one of their critics on Twitter and they got his acct. suspended.

  413. England is the gayest place ever.

  414. That blond that interviews swimmers after action is HORRIBLE.

  415. Platinum?

    Pfffffttt!

    UNOBTAINIUM!!!

  416. Me and Mare would hang out if we met.

  417. Cynimon,

    CBS just showed a pic of a haboob that rolled through PHX yestday. Looked like Baghdad.

  418. Missy Franklin is an absolute doll. So real and unaffected. I’m really happy for her.

  419. That blond that interviews swimmers after action is HORRIBLE.

    Andrea Kramer, she’s not much better for football on ESPN

  420. She just had an awesome race, too. That’s one tall girl. Wonder if she plays volleyball.

  421. >> Me and Mare would hang out if we met.

    *remembers the sad, undrinkened beer at the concession stand between sections 22-23 on the lower deck, and hangs my head*

  422. The medal has the Queen on one side and two naked wrestlers on the other.

  423. Scott,
    Nobody sees The Wizard Mare. Not nobody no how…

  424. “Me and Mare would hang out if we met.”

    Yes we would:

    http://tinyurl.com/cjugwv5

  425. HTML Fail!.
    Nobody sees The Wizard Mare. Not nobody no
    how…

    Try again…

  426. WIN!!!

  427. Missy had only ten minutes to prep for her race, shortest time ever. I think one of the douches mentioned 20 was the shortest previously.

  428. if only.

    If. Only.

  429. Dave the Rangers weren’t even playing at home….’till tonight!

  430. will someone explain what is going on with that foot? I watched it for like 3 minutes hoping to see more or at least understand whats happening. Sorry about the kitty Carin

  431. Pummel horse looks like it was designed by the devil.

  432. >> Dave the Rangers weren’t even playing at home….’till tonight!

    So?

    oh.

    Well shit, no WONDER nobody was there.

  433. Pommel horse.

  434. Pummel whores.

  435. “Well shit, no WONDER nobody was there.”

    There you go!

  436. When me and mare hang out at the ballpark I will buy her a beer.

    http://tinyurl.com/congafd

  437. Looks like that is a diabetic foot ulcer since no one on this blog talks to me and the maggots clean it out eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

  438. Mare:

    http://tinyurl.com/ccex5as

  439. Sohos, I couldn’t tell you because I heeded the warnings and wouldn’t watch it…ewwwww!!!

  440. Hey, don’t blame me, I wouldn’t click on it.

    When I get the wave off from Layra, I take the wave off. Did not look.

  441. School shopping done and no haboobs encountered! Well, except for the one that checked us out at Wal-Mart.

  442. Sohos, I wouldn’t click on it either.

  443. It’s not like that was a hard call. Ulcerated foot. Maggots.

    I’m fine not seeing this.

  444. Dave the Rangers weren’t even playing at home….’till tonight!

    Heh.

  445. Nope; no clicky here either. {{shudders}}

  446. I’ll be in Phoenix all next week. Immagonnaget haboobed to death.

  447. You just might, Leon. Will you have time for a mini-meat?

  448. How did Romney become a “wimp” after ruthlessly bullying his prep school classmates?

  449. Just saw this while looking for the video everyone is talking about:

    Oh, and Sean – CONGRATULATIONS on your 11-month anniversary!!!!!

    You, sir, are a true inspiration – quite proud of you – ♥♥♥

    *looks down at shoe, kicks pebble*

    Aw, shucks, Teresa.

  450. How did Romney become a “wimp” after ruthlessly bullying his prep school classmates?

    Same way Newsweek made WWII ace pilot G H W Bush a wimp back before Clinton.

  451. >> How did Romney become a “wimp” after ruthlessly bullying his prep school classmates?

    Desperation. Flop-sweat desperation. For their 12 readers.

    It’s almost gettin entertaining at this point.

  452. 12 readers? Wow. Circulation is perking up.

  453. You just might, Leon. Will you have time for a mini-meat?

    Sadly, no 😦 I’m told to expect 12 hour days for the 3 that I’m there, and I’ll be getting off at about 6pm local time, which is going to feel like 9 to me.

  454. And that 12 is counting the dentist’s offices that haven’t refused the free subscription.

  455. Is it true that an issue of Newsweek now has more than 15 pages? I also hear they use polysyllabic words and typefaces smaller than 36 pt.

  456. Sadly, no.

    No stroganoff or bacon for you!

  457. I found it oddly interesting.

  458. I’m tired. Gonna hit the rack soon. . .

  459. No stroganoff or bacon for you!

    I don’t deserve it anyhow. /sigh

    Bedtime.

  460. Whose rack?

  461. Leon, I strongly urge you to reconsider, and spare an hour or two for Cynalicious.

    Heck, add a day to your trip, and spend it lounging in her office, smoking and drinking coffee and talking shit about Total.

  462. Speaking of racks, Cyn has a nice one.

  463. We did talk a lot of shit about Total.

  464. HA! What an absolute no balls douche:

    http://tinyurl.com/bqfjgm4

  465. “Speaking of racks, Cyn has a nice one.”

    Pics or didn’t happen.

  466. I linked that for the tweet.

  467. “What an absolute no balls douche”

    You don’t expect children to make their own decisions, do you?

  468. Wow I’m tired.

    Ok mare, you got me this time. NEXT TIME!

    *shakes fist at, nothing in particular I’m not a fist shaker*

    *pecks Cyn and Sohos on cheeks*

  469. Pics or didn’t happen.

    I already did the pic… with a shotgun shell in the cleavage no less. Where the hell were you?!! Slacker.

  470. <<Pics or didn’t happen.

    http://tinyurl.com/cnm7pl3

  471. *leans into Dave’s peck*

    *giggles because his mustache tickles*

  472. What an absolute no balls douche

    Yes.

  473. <<Pics or didn’t happen.
    http://tinyurl.com/cnm7pl3

    That rack is so capacious it could hold iron bombs.

    I already did the pic… with a shotgun shell in the cleavage no less. Where the hell were you?!! Slacker

    Slacker? Well, what do you expect? I’m not only dead… I’m British!

  474. **Looks in “special” folder**

    **still has that shotshell pic**

  475. Off to sort school supplies. G’night guys and dolls.

    *saunters off humming, “It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year”*

  476. *peeks in* Oh, um, hi there all.

  477. Here is some cleavage.

    http://bit.ly/Owmh4v

  478. Hi Revvy. Still getting used to the 12 inch cintiq tablet. Idiosyncratic, but I can live with it.

  479. I just still have my Intuos4. It works fine for what I need it for.

  480. Great Britain going for a medal in Gymnastics. This is fun.

    US sucked.

  481. … but I can live with it.

    You sure about that, Dead Guy?

  482. Okay, not “live with it,” but “rot alongside it.”

    Martinet.

  483. Flamethrower!

  484. Wow, it’s fun when the home crowd gets into the Olympics.

    Makes me remember the 1980 hockey game.

  485. No Spoilers! But catch the men’s gymnastics finals.

  486. 1980 hockey game to be aired later tonight with a Ryan Seacrest interview and a Bob Costas update. No spoilers!!!

  487. You could make a lot of crème brûlée with that flamethrower.

  488. NO. No one is allowed to mention cooking, because it will cause me to cook things.
    I have been cooking for the sake of cooking lately, it must stop D:

  489. AMEN!!

    http://tinyurl.com/d3gz2hc

  490. Oh my, they go to the replay for a medal.

    Hahahahahahaha

  491. AMEN!!

    But with as far as they jump, it’s almost like do.

  492. That’s not cooking, merely caramelization. And pyromania.

  493. Mmmm, creme brulee. Car in makes a mean one.

  494. Bedtime good night peoples

  495. … I might go bake cupcakes now. Dammit.

  496. http://www.youtube.com/embed/AeiEiSKAp5M?rel=0

  497. Rev, just paint a picture of cuppycakes.

  498. If you DO make cuppycakes, please have Scott and Laura ship them to me!

  499. Comment by Tushar on July 30, 2012 11:58 pm

    Don’t think he could pull off those trick shots if the woman involved was one of those in the header.

  500. Pool table chick had cankles.

  501. I can’t eat a picture of cupcakes.

    Well, I could, but it wouldn’t taste very good.

  502. cankles

    Thou shalt not take the name of Hillary Clinton in vain.

  503. I’m dead tired.

    WTF, I’m plain dead. Since 1950. Bonne nuit, mes amis.

  504. Meh. I shall ignore my urge to bake.

    … Until the weekend. When I shall make this: http://tinyurl.com/bll9mys

  505. Halloween cake. yes, that is a Halloween cake.

  506. Meh – take the punpkins off and change the orange to something else and it is no longer a halloween cake

  507. chocolate mmmm

  508. oooooh – I’m totally going to turn the orange frosting red, and then pipe on sugar skull patterns in white.

  509. that sounds like fun!

  510. I was looking for a derp and then I found a derp
    And heaven knows I’m miserable now.

  511. Bootleg derp.

  512. Pups!

  513. Sup V?

    How’s the book coming?

  514. Need something? Google it.

  515. Mom FTW

  516. Well, OK…just give me a chance to shower and I`ll be right with you.

  517. Sorry working on the book. It is doing well I think 65k words

  518. wakey wakey

  519. Mornin oslo.

  520. Will we get to read this book?

  521. Good morning, good people!

  522. HI MARE.

    Hey – if I could get rid of the fat, useless cat, I could get a new kitty.

    Ideas?

  523. good morning

  524. Hiya Soho.

  525. Hey, Pup, I love your boots:

    http://tinyurl.com/dyzg7fb

  526. Well, here in Texas it’s customary to use a coyote for unwanted small house pets…In Michigan….hmmmm,

  527. Well, here in Texas it’s customary to use a coyote for unwanted small house pets…In Michigan….hmmmm,

    Could I ship her to you?

  528. If you want to read it MJ

  529. “Could I ship her to you?”

    Okay…Will she get along with lil’Bow?

  530. getting along with lil’Bow isn’t exactly what we’re talking about here.

  531. Every time I refresh and see that header I’m kind of….what’s the word(s)? Shocked? Horrified? Threatened by their obvious sexual power?

  532. Oh, right.

  533. Definitely true for politics:

  534. I screwed up the ratio of milk to cocoa in my mug, so it’s too hot to drink in time to get to work by 9.

    That and my wife is away and I had to spend the first 30 minutes of my day feeding all the inside and outside animals.

    Oh and I couldn’t stay asleep for more than a couple hours at a time last night. So that was fun.

  535. What about the $20? Is it found, or still missing?

  536. I found my electric toothbrush yesterday while cleaning up the library, so that’s something.

  537. So, it was leon, in the library, with the electric toothbrush.

    Good to know.

  538. My aunt, the last of Mom’s siblings passed away last night. She was 91.

    Too much talking on the phone before my first cup of coffee this morning.

  539. Sorry to hear that, roamy. Hope she lived a full life, 91 doesn’t sound too bad.

  540. Ditto what Jay said, Roamy…end of an family generation though.

  541. She was ready to go. She was so sad at my uncle’s funeral. She was the oldest of 8 and outlived all her siblings. Outlived her husband and her son, too.

    Her husband worked for Martin Marietta on the lunar roving vehicle, and she was proud that I worked for NASA. She gave me some of his space mementos.

  542. Sorry for your loss Romy

  543. God grant her rest, and peace.

  544. Her husband worked for Martin Marietta on the lunar roving vehicle, and she was proud that I worked for NASA. She gave me some of his space mementos.

    Sounds like she was awesome.

  545. Thanks, guys.

    I need to go to work, but I sure as hell don’t feel like it.

  546. We took a car to the moon.

    AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

  547. I saw something on the news that all the American flags put up on the moon were still standing, except the first one from Apollo 11. Buzz Aldrin said he thought it blew over from the blast. Someone confirmed it.

  548. My hand was too low and my dog just took a jump at this fig I was eating.

    Cheeky little bastage.

    So sorry for your loss, Romy! It’s so great that she gave you some of her husband’s space stuff. What an accomplished family you come from.

  549. The Russians sent a tank, Dave. A tank. We lost the lunar arms race.

  550. *looks at calendar, glances nervously at Lauraw

    Hey, Lauraw. How’s it going?

  551. One of the sweetest dogs I ever had was this mutt blue heeler. The lab always snapped at morsels, but she never did.. she would lean her nose up real slow, and just kinda gently lip the thing out of your fingers.

    Always loved that about her. Very sweet and gentle dog – she was really good with the girls when they were little.

  552. Good morning cool kids.

    Sorry to hear of your loss, Roamy.

  553. New Poaty for the cool kids.

  554. Our Ruby (red heeler) was very gentle like that, Dave. Bubba, uh. He has a mixed record, let’s just say.


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