Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I have an FB friend to thank for the link to some of today’s hunks.
Name that country star.
At long last, a redhead for Carin. (repeat model, new pic) (like she cares)
Flex Smile for me.
Bio says he’s 23. Cute, but I’m leaning towards baking him cookies.
A little chest hair.
And last but not least, the one I think will make Hostagettes go thud. I might be wrong, but I like those shoulders.
Next week, we celebrate the Olympics. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
UPDATE – Stupid women’s shoes part 1.
When this fat bitch breaks her ankle she’ll sue the hospital.
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This link, coupled with his schedule are proof positive that he’s in over his head, he’s a puppet, he does nothing,, and if you vote for him, you sir, are certifiable:
http://tinyurl.com/7cx4nro
How many people are going to be there Friday? Are we meeting at Carin’s for that, or just doing drinks at the hotel in the evening
Why the heck would anyone pay bar prices when they don’t have to?
No, I thought we could do the turkey on friday. Drinks hang out here.
No bar prices.
Unless you want to? I dunno. Two nights at my place may get boring … but if everyone’s gonna be in town in time, why not just meet here?
*wonders*
Hotel bar is small.
SEE. We need someone else to take charge here.
Wrong. It just wasn’t a single comment, you obviously did not read the thread.
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I read the thread. You clearly enjoyed being a lawyer and a contrarian.
I’ll take #2 and #5 Roamy.
Thank you very much.
Just cancelled my flight and I’m totally bummed about it.
Just cancelled my flight and I’m totally bummed about it.
boooo hisssss
Mare-J.
MJ can’t go to Carin’s now? What happened?
It’s my fault, isn’t it. I met Mrs. MJ and scared her off.
**awaits banning**
MJ can’t go to Carin’s now? What happened?
Mare, it is sadly your fault.
You’ve started a trend.
Or it’s Roamy’s fault.
*finger hovers over banhammer
Mare, I’m glad you’re up. Matt needs a ride to drivers ed in 10 minutes.
And put some gas in the van.
“Matt needs a ride to drivers ed in 10 minutes.
And put some gas in the van.”
I’m on it!
How many people are going to be there Friday? Are we meeting at Carin’s for that, or just doing drinks at the hotel in the evening?
Mrs. Pupster and I where tentatively planning on being there for late happy hour…Google Maps says it is a 4.5 hour drive, I’m trying to arrange a sneaking out of work Friday afternoon.
*double checks flash-bang grenades*
Should we just drive around and look for a lake and a plume of black smoke and chicken feathers?
Life happened.
It’s my fault, isn’t it. I met Mrs. MJ and scared her off.
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Nobody who’s met you would actually believe that. Although the 12 hour lecture on the usefulness of writing upside down in space was a bit much.
Should we just drive around and look for a lake and a plume of black smoke and chicken feathers
HA. I’ll email *the secret address*
But it’s really easy to get here. Are you gonna head up M23 into Michigan? You avoid a lot of crap that way – detroit and its rush hour traffic.
23 to flint, 69 West, to M24 South. There is a bit of traffic on 23, but not as bad as Detroit’s. I’d think. We should ask Hotspur.
Good idea:
http://tinyurl.com/7l8n2x4
Stupid life!
Where is PJM working?
MJ, heh. One of the lessons learned from the Mir space station was that astronauts need consistent cues for what’s up and what’s down. Made me glad I don’t have to deal with ergonomics.
Stupid life!
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It’s actually good to be busy, and I’m really enjoying the way things are right now.
The consequence is that I don’t get to hang out here very much (Boooooooo!) and I’ll have to wait until next time to not meet Mare.
Good idea:
Hmm, sounds like work study. Did that, was good. Good to not spend time in study hall, that is. We froze grasshoppers with freon and flipped quarters to see who bought pop that afternoon.
It’s US23, not M23.
It’s US23, not M23.
See, it’s hotspur’s fault MJ’s not coming.
Jay, you were only in class four days a week?
Well, it would be pretty hard for Pupster to take M23 from Columbus, since it doesn’t go there.
I had the last 2 hours of every day to go to work my senior year. I worked in an auto repair shop.
The one time I had a study hall, I ended up in the vice principal’s office twice in the first week. They let me volunteer in the library instead.
Cool, Friday night at Carin’s.
Was your high school college prep?
Pupster could swing over there by Toledo. It’s a ten minute drive across.
One of the lessons learned from the Mir space station was that astronauts need consistent cues for what’s up and what’s down. Made me glad I don’t have to deal with ergonomics.
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The book, ‘Ender’s Game’ has a really cool explanation of this. Apparently it’s hard to reorient your brain to remove the concept of up, down, left, and right.
Does anyone know what kind of job PJM has?
I wonder how Card came up with the explanation for that, MJ. It was so well done. He defined a zero G battle quite well, didn’t he? At least I could imagine what he was describing.
Have you read all of them?
If things go well we should be smelling Toledo around 5.
Mare: no, just a run of the mill rural Iowa school. 32 people in my graduating class, biggest one in 20 years. They just consolidated with the town 15 miles away 2 years ago.
People would miss whole weeks in the spring and fall, doing farm work.
Does anyone know what kind of job PJM has?
I think she’s a fluffer.
At least you don’t have to smell Gary. Ugh.
PJM works in a hotel?
You want me fluff pillow?
” no, just a run of the mill rural Iowa school.”
Sounds like they knew what they were doing, Jay.
If things go well we should be smelling Toledo around 5.
Cool. You can hit the battery store before it closes 😉
actually, there is the COOLEST dairy store need the shop.
The milk is sometimes still warm when you grab if from the cooler.
And at Christmas time? The egg nog will make you cry.
Mmm, fresh dairy. They have the best dairy stores in Omaha, Goodrich. Best milkshakes ever. And no egg, so don’t ask.
Yea, there is this one honest-to-goodness/ non HUGE corporate dairy left up here. I think they still do home delivery.
“People would miss whole weeks in the spring and fall, doing farm work.”
I seriously believe that every kid should have to work HARD…LABOR during the year.
You clearly enjoyed being a lawyer and a contrarian.
I plead nolo contendere.
Everybody I grew up with had a job since they were 13, either paid or family farm. Sometimes both.
Everyone should have to have a service job, waiting tables, cleaning up, something that deals with people. That would make them nicer, when they have to deal with others.
My mom told me the other day that her graduating class was 30. Mine was 940
That is why my brother went to private school
23 to flint, 69 West, to M24 South. There is a bit of traffic on 23, but not as bad as Detroit’s. I’d think.
http://tinyurl.com/72n6gu2
I agree – but I have to thrown in a bone or two of things that make me mad.
I am a strong believer in school sports/activity participation. Keeps kids out of trouble. Encourages a healthy lifestyle.
But the parents/coaching whomever have made it INSANE.
It is nearly impossible, in this day and age, to both participate in high school sports and hold a job.
My boys go to work with their dad when they can, and they put in long hard days there. But if not for that, I don’t know who would hire them with the demands their sport teams put on them.
Heh, first day at Iowa State, at 8 AM I attended a class with more people than in my hometown. It was quite a shock, going from 15 to 650.
We had it pretty easy as far as scheduling. There’s always something to do on a farm, and it will wait a couple hours while you go to practice.
When you worked in an auto shop/restaurant/hotel, it got more interesting, but you work around it.
I’m sorry that you are not coming, MJ. I was looking forward to meeting you.
http://tinyurl.com/7mr7g2g
“It is nearly impossible, in this day and age, to both participate in high school sports and hold a job.”
My kids didn’t have jobs (they did a lot of sports and school work was first…..which they had a TON of), looking back that could have turned out poorly but my oldest LOVES to work. She is interning, (while taking 4 class, one of them online) but the working is her favorite (thank you, Lord).
My youngest is no shirker either, she’s the one who will make sure the job is done and done correctly.
I’m sorry that you are not coming, MJ. I was looking forward to meeting you.
http://tinyurl.com/7mr7g2g
HAHAHAHAHA…….
My girls were always shocked (actually, stunned speechless) when they would visit their cousins who went to California public schools in the upscale area of Valencia and they never had any homework ( I admit they were kind of dummies and never lifted a finger at home, which my kids also thought was very weird).
The other thing they couldn’t figure out was the lack of computer work. They continually asked, “what about writing papers???” I never heard a good answer but it appeared to be, “what papers?”
Once my eldest was visiting them on her own and could not believe SHE was doing the grilling because the boys (one and three years younger) didn’t know how.
My youngest is no shirker either, she’s the one who will make sure the job is done and done correctly.
She’s a Lutheran?
If I had it all to do over again, I’d do a lot differently. But, by the grace of God, they turned out great.
We were Ooving my 22 year old yesterday and we asked about one of her roommates and it tickled us that she was horrified by the way she talked to her parents. “I can hear her yelling at her parents, treating them like they’re stupid.”
HA! Stupid parents!
“She’s a Lutheran?”
Hell no!
Jeez mare, you say that like it’s a bad thing.
I have a nephew who just graduated college with a degree in creative writing (strangely enough, he doesn’t like to read). He’s 22, still lives at home and didn’t drive a car until he was 19. He’s never had a job, never played a sport, his mother did both his homework, and school projects. Not looking for a job, plus he recently came out as gay to his parents (pretty obvious he leaned that way since he was a little kid). Seems like a train wreck to me.
Oh, pepe. You’re being too hard on the kid. I’m guessing you’re just homophobic.
If things go well we should be smelling Toledo around 5.
It’s faster to go through Ontario.
Upon reflection, a Friday afternoon border crossing may not be advisable.
Don’t you have to have a passport to go through Ontario?
Yes.
Actually you need one to get back in the U.S.
Who knows, he’ll probably fit in well in Hollywood and become a multi-millionaire screenwriter. Perfect background for that. His parents are both lawyers.
Pepe, we know lots of parents like that and it NEVER turns out well.
Our nephews are examples of that. The youngest was put in a private school recently because he showed promise academically. He was a little shocked about the work but he’s doing alright. But he has never done one thing at home.
My husband about hit him on the back of the head when he found him ( a high schooler) sitting at the kitchen table waiting for his mom to wake up and make him breakfast. WTFF??????
Mare, my two nieces and nephew are like that. 20, 18, and 16, and have never once lifted one finger around the house. I can’t stand it.
Parenting is hard. I had a lot of big plans for my kids before I had kids…plans that never really worked out the way I thought they would. I just do the best I can with what I have to work with and hope for the best.
*puts out “Free Puppies” sign in front yard*
Wednesday Morning Bunk. Thank you, Roamy. I’ll take the last two. TYIA.
Heh, I showed academic promise, which meant I got to take harder classes. I had to talk one of my friends into taking physics and chemistry with me, otherwise I’d be in there by myself.
*puts out “Free Puppies” sign in front yard*
I’ll take one!
Yeah, Pup, life never turns out how we expect.
>> Parenting is hard. I had a lot of big plans for my kids before I had kids…plans that never really worked out the way I thought they would. I just do the best I can with what I have to work with and hope for the best.
I don’t remember when I finally understood I wasn’t really in charge of anything, I think it was the first time my oldest girl got behind the wheel of a car and drove away. I remember this feeling, not “your’re done” really, just more of a “you’re gonna have to get used to this letting go thing.”
And I did, and it was really ok. Necessary even.
Huge mistake for parents to want their kids to always like them. You have to make your kids do hard crap and give them expectations.
Fall of civilization: “I don’t want my kids to hate me!” “I can’t be mean to my kids.” “I want my kids to know I’m their friend. “I want my kids to be happy.”
“I finally understood I wasn’t really in charge of anything.” And I did, and it was really ok. Necessary even.”
Obviously. It’s the parents that do this too soon that are making the 99%ers.
I read a good article about this a while back. One of the points was that previously children were expected to seek their parents’ approval. Now many parents treat their kids so as to seek the kids’ approval.
Ass-backwards. And dickhole.
I think it was LauraW that told me some years ago, show me a liberated young teenager and I’ll show you a neglected child.
Or words to that effect.
Come on, it’s hard to be a special snowflake if you have to live up to expectations.
“I think it was LauraW that told me some years ago, show me a liberated young teenager and I’ll show you a neglected child.”
Bingo!
We were really strict with the kids when they were little, manners, behavior, work, school ,blah blah…but the payoff has been adults we really like to spend time with. Bonus, they seem to like us too.
*aims a blow dryer at the snowflakes*
*aims a blow dryer at the snowflakes*
HAHAHA
“Bonus, they seem to like us too.”
Could be a ruse to try and get our money. The jokes on them…we don’t have any!!
Stupid kids!
Arguing with liberals is like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how
good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces,
crap on the board, and strut around like it is victorious.
stolen from comments at AOS. I’m still laughing.
I heard back from Krow via email: he’s had a few trips back to the hospital lately, and sends his best.
hospitals suck
Parenting is for homos.
Also, this is kind of funny.
http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2012/07/adler-cannon.html
I’m starting to think that this law is so shitty and illegal that it’s just going to fall apart on its own.
Only a few paltry percent of business attempts succeed. Their numbers-game is as bad as baby sea turtles crossing the beach.
So the ones that make it, let’s club the shit out of them.
Ok, back from running around. I think I’ve purchased the final gallon of paint I need.
Oh, and while at lapeer, I saw a family at the coffee shop – she was in a FULL BURKA. face covered and everything. I was driving by – there were in the parking lot. I almost stopped to take a picture and give them a piece of my mind.
But luckily I was running late.
Only a few paltry percent of business attempts succeed. Their numbers-game is as bad as baby sea turtles crossing the beach.
So the ones that make it, let’s club the shit out of them.
^ This
>> Parenting is for homos.
No shit, s’why I got out of it.
I’m a manly man again.
Thanks for the Krow update, Cyn. Thanks for the HHD, Roamy.
Carin, check your facetwitch.
#4 looks like a tucker.
Lauraw, check your douche-mail.
The deal with kids, is that we’re not all perfect and we all make mistakes. But hopefully when you figure out what you’re doing wrong, YOU STOP DOING IT.
And hopefully it’s not too late.
J’ames, what is your approximate arrival time on Friday?
Carin, check your g-string
Carin, check your g-string
How’d that $20 get in there?
I’m going to try to save up some eggs so those interested can have some fresh eggies for breakfast.
My chickens haven’t been loving the hot weather, though, and they haven’t all started laying. The new ones, that is.
I was hoping for afternoon, 4-5 ish, depending on when i get started.
Oh MAN.
I was hoping for afternoon, 4-5 ish, depending on when i get started.
cool.
Happy Hump Day, hunkamaniacs.
Mine still aren’t laying either, Carin.
Pre-emptive warning: I will likely update whatever poat happens to be active when I find the first egg.
I’m planning to leave Sumpter at about 3 or 4, so I should be in Lapeer by 6 at the latest. I still need to know the address to give a good time estimate.
I’m planning to leave Sumpter at about 3 or 4, so I should be in Lapeer by 6 at the latest. I still need to know the address to give a good time estimate.
Check your whoremail.
Some of mine are laying, but I don’t know which ones.
OUTH!
I juth bith mah tun.
I hae whe I bie my tun.
Back to alldaymeeting.
alldaymeeting, my favorite
*puts gun in mouth
Holy crap, Obama looks Luke a total asshole in that Nobel picture. How in the world was he not too shamed to accept it?
I’m at the hospital with my mom who is having some knee surgery. I hate these fucking places.
How in the world was he not too shamed to accept it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one, mare.
Yeah, that was a stupid comment.
I’m at the hospital with my mom who is having some knee surgery. I hate these fucking places.
Yea, me too. They need to put a bar in the lobby or something.
I’m at the hospital with my mom who is having some knee surgery. I hate these fucking places.
Look on the bright side. Once she’s better, she can help dave to DESTROY ALL HUMANS.
Important poat update.
>> I’m at the hospital with my mom who is having some knee surgery. I hate these fucking places
No shit Shirl
Yeah, Dave would know. At least I’m not the one being carved up. There’s that.
I couldn’t wait to get out. I laid off the morphine and worked my damn PT so they’d let me go, even did some walker races around the hallway.
It’s weird, these exercises hurt like a motherfucker when I do them, but after I finish it actually feels better. Endorphines? It ain’t pain pills, I ain’t takin them anymore.
Something. Dunno. Anyway hospitals give me the red ass.
I’m glad you are getting mobile again, Dave. Sorry you won’t be at Lapeerforlosers, I was looking forward to seeing you again.
http://tinyurl.com/5vlg3v3
Thanks Pups. I will miss y’all too. That nekkid chicken wrestling thing sounds like fun. Be sure to keep the pieces for some mumbledy bones later.
So, CaRin, Scott and Lauraw, Jay (& Mrs. Jay?), Hotspur and Hotbride, MCPO and herself, Gabe, Leon and Mrs. Leon…who else?
Oh, Mrs. Pupster just texted me “if those doors don’t have a fresh coat of paint in an appropriate color scheme we are not going”.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/cat-mayor-alaska-town-15-years-204423536.html
Wow, this is some fucked up shit right here:
http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/18/striking-seiu-workers-intentionally-endangered-ct-nursing-home-patients-says-company/
KABOOM.
We’re about to have some violent weather.
Dog has crawled up my ass.
Just picked up a couple of kayaks going to State College PA.
Gas almost paid for, 600 miles to write off.
Dog has crawled up my ass.
Irish
SetterShitter.You didn’t build this.
https://www.box.com/s/93c0abf6bcc16b9cda9a
Mrs. Leon will probably only be one of the two days, particularly if the weather is appropriate for horseback riding.
Why do they subject people to this inane bullshit on TV? People are actually watching this crap.
I’m not normal.
Lawd reekris! It’s almost full dark outside.
hold me
Your hump will protect you, lauraw. It is a mighty bulwark.
You know, perhaps we’ve been a tad hasty about the whole repeal Obamacare thing–I just got a $2.36 premium rebate check from Blue Cross!
*installs lightning rod on hump*
I just got a $2.36 premium rebate check from Blue Cross!
If you don’t do anything with it, John Roberts will tax it.
People just stand around bullshitting and don’t seem to be doing any actual work.
Is healthcare run by Homeland Security?
Is healthcare run by Homeland Security?
Well, the TSA is keen on proctological exams. So, yes.
I suspect The Hump could take a direct lightning hit and end up with a light tan that might actually be attractive.
*installs teensy tiny lil’ lightning rod on hump wart*
On the other hand, you don’t want sun damage on that hump. Keep a gallon of SPF 30 handy to keep it supple and fresh.
I don’t really think that you smoothbacks should be having an opinion on what hunchbacks do/ don’t do with their humps/ warts/ bristly protrusions.
I’m enjoying Hotspurs updates from the hospital.
Laura, we just want you to be safe and happy.
THE BEST ONE YET!
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/212963.php
So, the woman in the waiting room who insisted I check in with her before I sit down, then said if I was going to leave for any reason, I need to let her know, just came over to say she was leaving for the day, and if her phone rang I was welcome to answer it.
What fucking planet am I on?
Some of the nurses are hot. Most are not. I think a few are lesbians.
NTTIAWWT
“What fucking planet am I on?”
HAHAAHAHAHAAAA
hahahaha…Drudge’s headline: WEINER PULLS OUT….that’s a good one.
“NTTIAWWT”
Right, leaves more for us.
Good ol’ Bill Whittle:
Yay, meeting over, now I can get some work done.
Or… just leave. I might just leave. The alternative is staying here in dress clothes.
Best headline ever: Ike Beats Tina to Death. NY Post.
Speaking of kids who need a beating:
http://tinyurl.com/72fcbku
A truly enterprising hacker could prolly make it so that some Busty Pron Nurse videos played on the hospital TVs. HS and College Kids are all on summer break….. 😛
Where’s Cyn? This reminds me of her:
http://tinyurl.com/cvryh9w
Good afternoon, futhers of muck.
Hey……what the fuck happened to my dog with a ‘fro?
My dog with a ‘fro must’ve run off with the rest of the blog.
Oooohhhooohhhooohhh Afternoon Delight!!!
So, the woman in the waiting room who insisted I check in with her before I sit down, then said if I was going to leave for any reason, I need to let her know, just came over to say she was leaving for the day, and if her phone rang I was welcome to answer it.
What fucking planet am I on?
Ha ha ha haa.
Your mom is in the best of hands.
Just picked up a couple of kayaks going to State College PA.
Gas almost paid for, 600 miles to write off.
Cool!
You know, perhaps we’ve been a tad hasty about the whole repeal Obamacare thing–I just got a $2.36 premium rebate check from Blue Cross!
Ha ha ha … you know those rebate checks were supposed to encourage people to love Obama care and get him some votes.
I don’t think $2.36 is gonna get it done.
Mrs. Leon will probably only be one of the two days, particularly if the weather is appropriate for horseback riding.
It’s gonna be too hot for that on saturday.
Plus, how does she know you’ll be safe? Hotspur might be bringing those bullwhips with him …
Oh, Mrs. Pupster just texted me “if those doors don’t have a fresh coat of paint in an appropriate color scheme we are not going”.
ack. How does she qualify ‘appropriate’?
Mare! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmnODzMToyU&feature=player_embedded
Scott, I saw that this morning and all I could think was, “man, that doberman has some big teeth!” I was hoping the end of the video would be a cute camera freeze of them sleeping together.
Adam Corrolla is wrong. “I believe Barack Obama is a smart guy and I believe he is a skillful politician…”
I think Adam is one of those guys who can’t fathom that Obama was orchestrated into the presidency by several people starting when he was pretty young. He HAD to move to Chicago, he could never have made it without the commie scum who settled there. In that first election he relied on much smarter scum than he has the brain power to be.
School clothing shopping for one boy: DONE! I like this uniform-required crap. Not that the boys really care what they wear, but these prices were amazing.
We loved uniforms too, Cyn. My girls really liked theirs. Not too much thinking about it in the morning.
Cyn do you have two or three boys?
Just the two; oldest starts HS in a few weeks and the younger is 3 years behind.
Protein Wisdom has a terrific post simply listing those things that Americans do that require an ID. The list is long and the comments have more.
Showing an ID to vote should be a no brainer considering how important it is, everyone should want it to be as clean as it can possibly be.
Two different schools, 20 miles apart, no bussing. Yay drive time. Suck it CO2 whiners!
It’s worth it. It was for us.
Agreed on the voter ID. I just don’t understand how anyone can rightly perceive that it’s a bad thing. Oh wait, those that want to be able to game the system think it’s bad. OTOH, I think the concept of a National ID is full of crap and/or dung.
I agree with you about the National ID….anything National, kind of bugs me.
I do belong to the NRA.
The boys really need the two different schools. The oldest -could- stay where he’s at for one more year, but then the school doesn’t go any higher than 9th. It’s good that he’s getting into a full HS to make some new friends, plus he’ll be able to rack up some college credits too as it’s affiliated directly with the university.
I do belong to the NRA.
Ha!
When I’m not ready to kill them, I quite proud of them both.
*scratch scratch scratch.
Who wants to see my weepy under-ass cheek?
*hovers over banhammer for Carin’s comment*
No takers?
shocking.
Anyway, after I worked out, my poison ivy on my leg bothered me so much I was ready to chew it off.
I’ve showered and applied fresh calamine, so I’m ready to face painting again.
*hovers over banhammer for Carin’s comment*
OH COME ON. That’s hardly the most offensive thing ever written on this blog.
I mean, as if I could aspire to that level.
Where has compos been, anyway?
His infamous “Good Morning, Son” pic is forever burned in my memory. And not in a good way.
“Who wants to see my weepy under-ass cheek?”
Can I see it after everything’s cleared up?
“Who wants to see my weepy under-ass cheek?”
Can I see it after everything’s cleared up?
what’s the fun in that? I mean, fun for me?
“Good Morning, Son” pic
*shudders* *then, quietly weeps*
You’ll not have any fun, and LIKE it.
*issues Carin a chip-embedded National ID Card*
Everyone should have to have a service job, waiting tables, cleaning up, something that deals with people. That would make them nicer, when they have to deal with others.
Nicer or hate them with a hatey hate of green fist fury.
*smiles all pretty like*
Oooohhhooohhhooohhh Afternoon Delight!!!
Did pendejo get lucky?
Calamine…?
Carin, did you ever pick up any of that colloidal oatmeal I told you about years ago?
If you apply it before bedtime (as a paste with water) and bandage it you won’t itch in your sleep and you’ll find the poison ivy flat and calm in the morning.
And then of course there is this product called Ivy Dry™, which is supposed to work pretty well.
Calamine lotion is the right way to go for an infected rash, imo.
Comment by Hotspur on July 18, 2012 3:59 pm
So, the woman in the waiting room … just came over to say she was leaving for the day, and if her phone rang I was welcome to answer it.
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She left her phone? Grab that sucker. Perfect way to while away the long hours waiting. Sext someone, call your relatives in Transylvania, threaten the president, donate to your favorite charity……… possibilities are endless.
Carin, did you ever pick up any of that colloidal oatmeal I told you about years ago?
I seem to recall I got it … but what did I do with it ?
“Did pendejo get lucky?”
Based on PD earlier comments, that seems unlikely. Although I was very surprised when he mentioned a vacation with his wife and the sex was fantastic.
Puzzled but happy for PD.
WTF? Brave is already leaving the theaters on friday? It appears that the Dark Knight is replacing every movie in theaters. On friday, it is the ONLY movie our local cinema is showing.
wierd.
Based on PD earlier comments, that seems unlikely.
Every woman bitches about having to pick up her man’s shit. Every man bitches about not getting enough poon. I just bitch about it more often than most. And louder. I’m leaving for Mexico the day after tomorrow. I’ll be there for 5 wonderful drunken days and nights. I’ll get laid at least once. Maybe twice if I control my drunkeness.
And where the fuck did my weiner dog with a ‘fro go?
I miss your wiener dog too, PD. And based on your POL pic, I’m sure you’re getting a lot more from your loved one than your schtick implies. I was just teasing you.
pendejogrande,
Try not to have any interactions with the cartels, okay?
Wouldn’t. Be. Prudent.
I’ve been to Cancun with my husband, stayed at the Omni. We had a blast and I’m certain you will too (unless you have to have a cavity search at the airport).
It was a close thing at the airport with me. I am always “the one” that gets singled out to have their bags gone through and “thorough questioning.”
Screw you, stupid mexicans! RACIST!!!
OMG. TWO DAYS.
*hyperventilates, passes out.
I made a dry rub chicken tonight for dinner.
It is very tasty.
(waiting for husband to arrive home so we can eat it).
Carin, you’re a champ!
The rub is kinda spicy, and you use wood chips to add a bit of smokey flavor.
So, you’re smoking it? Add wood chips where?
I could use a beer.
Who couldn’t?
(besides Sean)
mare?
What kind of wine do you like, CaRiN?
Go ahead. Really.
Hail storm over.
This is what genuine fear looks like.
Did anybody catch anybody else poaching game on their estate today?
Riley?
I get how people like dogs or people like cats…I happen to like both but who couldn’t like a kitten?
Riley?
hahahahaha…Stupid dogs!
Heh, puppeh. I came home the other day and couldn’t find him, which is strange because he usually greets me at the door. I found him behind the coffee table in the living room, doing his bidness, and he looked at me like, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”
You know what I don’t like about Rosetta not hanging out here?
No pictures of Henry.
STUPID ROSETTA!!
That front came through here a few hours ago MCPO. Wild stuff.
It went from 102 degrees to the high 70’s in about an hour.
The SUV of Doom was parked outside. No damage that I could see.
configuring new laptop
PD, WHERE ARE YOU?
The weather here is hot and humid like it is for 240 days a year.
I wrote over 5 pages today and I am finally over 45k words. I started a new secondary character that I am finally starting to wrap my mind around. There are great possibilities.
I think I like writing more than reading. I get to invent the story that I have not read yet and keep it going for weeks at a time!
Well done, Vman!
Comment by daveintexas on July 18, 2012 9:07 pm
configuring new laptop
Dave, it is irritating how few manufacturers are willing to sell a 17″ Intel i7 laptop with 16G RAM at a non-outrageous price.
Comment by lauraw on July 18, 2012 11:30 am
Parenting is for homos.
I can’t believe no one gave Laura the birds and bees talk.
configuring new laptop
FOR GOD’S SAKE SOMEONE STOP HIM BEFORE IT INTERFACES WITH THE KNEE!!!
VMax, make sure there is some violence and at least one explosion in your story.
A thoroughbred lesbian deuteragonist who gets a little tipsy and hints at sleeping with the self-insertion is always good for sales.
Don’t forget the pirate and the fair maiden with the saucy corset for your story, Vman. Everyone likes pirates. Everyone.
What kind of laptop toy did you get, Dave, and does it shoot lasers and make sammiches?
“FOR GOD’S SAKE SOMEONE STOP HIM BEFORE IT INTERFACES WITH THE KNEE!!!”
HAHAHAH…I just read that.
How is it Dave?
I can’t believe no one gave Laura the birds and bees talk.
Someone did!
It was years before someone straightened me out and told me that birds don’t really use bees for that.
Bzz, bzz. Hah! Mom. Such a prankster.
Tushar
There is much violence. Would you like to be a reader/commenter? I will send updates daily for critique.
Cynnabuns! Pirates on the way!
* reaches for Cyn’s file *
Dave, did you get a laptop with one of those fancy cup holders that pops out on the side? It holds a Red Solo perfectly.
I have 5 pages of fair maiden Cindy escaping from page 44 to 51 Cyn.Any chick input on emotions / feelings will be incorporated. Seeing as I lack any.
* reaches for Cyn’s file *
That’s not good, is it.
VMax, I won’t get time to read. Busier than a dog in a room full of asses. But let me know when you decide to publish, and I will buy a copy.
She should cry, Vmax, weepy helpless whimpering tears of weakness at first, but then make her have a flash back to something a trusted relative told her once as a small child about courage/strength and then have the tears turn to joy, and then righteous triumph, followed by laughter that fills her soul.
Five cents please. *sticks out hand sweetly*
She should also be really hot, and cut up her wrists trying to get the last chips out of a Pringles can.
That’s some good tragedy right there, Scott.
Wait… doesn’t everyone tip the can to their mouth for the last ones and the crumbs at the bottom?
Cindy should be like Buffy the vampire slayer,
Pupster – anything dry:)
I prefer reds but get in the mood for whites at times.
We were going over our shopping list.
Anyone like (home made) creme brûlée?
I’m reading vmans book but much slower than he’d prefer. I aim to be more helpful in the coming weeks .
Sadly, no Cyn.
A girl I knew many moons ago messed up both arms.
Make sure we know that “Cindy” makes a heart instead of a dot over the “i” in her name. Dudes love to know those kinds of details. Oh and she should have long flowing hair.
vmax, you need a bulemic 16 year old with nice tits who cuts her tongue trying to lick that last bit of gooey goodness out of the bottom of a can of vienna sausages and lies to her parents and tells them that she was just sucking a dick and it blew up on her cause she doesn’t want to admit to them that she might have an eating disorder.
ZOMFG, I am CRYING laughing, Scott! Bwahahahahaha! *snorts*
Hi mare, I’m back. Fucking work cuts into my h2 time and is therefore a traitor and should be taken away.
Speaking of work, there’s a gas pipeline company in my neighborhood looking to hire about 5 maintenance hands. Will train the right person. I’m just sayin’. TIFW has an engineering background, right? And wearing FRC’s on a 110F day would be good for her.
http://lifeinwindermere.blogspot.com/2011/03/perception-women-friends-chatting-in.html
Hey Pendejo, I like the way you think. Nice job.
Pendejo, details on the job. I’ve got a 19 year old boy who can weld, run some equipment and knows how to work.
She was something. For a while she was the incredibly stupid little sister I never had.
Whenever I read a news story about someone getting hit by a train because their Garmin told them to “turn left now”, I think of her.
I worry about people like that, Scott; and then I find out later that they made it just fine in the world.
I doubt this one did.
She may have won a Darwin Award.
She was one of the nicest people I have ever met and only dated guys that beat her up.
The heroine in your book should have big tits, Vman.
….and be a football fan.
Maybe you’re wrong and we’ll see her in a YouTube video. Or a People of Walmart pic.
The hitting part just sucks though. I could never ever understand that.
But mostly have big tits.
Speaking of work, there’s a gas pipeline company in my neighborhood looking to hire about 5 maintenance hands. Will train the right person. I’m just sayin’. TIFW has an engineering background, right? And wearing FRC’s on a 110F day would be good for her.
Civil Engineering – no degree (still need 30 hrs), I just know enough to get myself in trouble….You want one of them there Petroleum Engineers.
Wut’s an FRC?
110F? Good lord, man – I’m a delicate little flower; my idea of roughing it is a Holiday Inn with no room service!
There was a period of time where just about every woman I cared about was in a abusive relationship.
I was single and really confused.
Little Cindy will be checked out on all of the latest guns and knives, right? A gal’s gotta be able to protect herself if the hero gets knocked out….
The TiFWs are calling it a night – sweet dreams, everyone! ♥♥♥
48 hours from now…………..
Where did all this chicken come from?
TiFW,
FRC = Fire Retardent Clothing. Trust me, it’s not what you want to wear in the summer.
Pepe –> http://www.energytransfer.com/why_etc.aspx
Pupster, NO!
http://tinyurl.com/7s85gp8
“She should also be really hot, and cut up her wrists trying to get the last chips out of a Pringles can.”
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
Thanks PG!
Dana Perino was hotter before botox.
Her face is paralyzed.
ok, finally restored all my backup files to new PC.
WIN
*tacklehugs Cyn, gives her the “thumbs up”*
* puts Cyn’s file back *
My neighbor just sent over some pineapple upside down cheesecake.
#1 Is george. I bet Oso already called it and I am all about the chest hair guy. my o my. Great end to a perfect day, TYVM Roamy
Michael?
http://tinyurl.com/6nnaqoh
Sohos, I think you were first to identify George.
Restaurant Impossible fixed up a restaurant in Meridianville for tonight’s show. Thankfully, they didn’t look like a bunch of goobers.
Also, M’chelle was in PRATt City, checking out the tornado recovery and begging for money. As VR said on the AoS FB page, “Wow, good luck rebuilding that school….do you have an extra hundred bucks for my campaign?”
It takes a Texan to instantly recognize one 😉 *tips hat and spits*
I have only seen George in concert over 20 times I would recognize that ass anywhere really
It’s a nice one. I’d hit it.
Good night and squishy hugs.
BREAKING NEWS: A compromise has been reached on moving the statue of Joe Paterno at Penn State…, they’re just going to turn it around so it looks the other way..
*cinches up my Wranglers.. hmmm.. not the same effect.
Planet Derp is blue, and there’s nothing I can do…
Wakey wakey.
come one everyone. There’s LOT’s to do today.
Oh, and I have a houseguest already.
Hannah (middle child, going into high school this year) – well, she’s been awkward. Hard for her to make friends. Anyway, a girl from the cheer team (she’s on JV cheer for high school, been practicing this summer, etc) slept over.
*crosses fingers that the night went well*
She warned her siblings “Don’t MENTION I DON”T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.”
The oldest had the next door neighbors. The younger two met kids in soccer. hannah … nada.
Anyway, so when she asked last night, despite everything I need to do , of course I said yes. She was giddy.
I’ll be Hannah’s friend, Carin!
Does she like to swear? Would she like to learn?
Does she like to swear? Would she like to learn?
Unfortunately, she does know a few swear words. She is 14. And has older brothers.
That is the sweetest thing I’ve heard in a long time.
The risk is that she’ll eventually make friends with her older brothers’ friends…
This dung isn’t going to shovel itself!
Good for Hannah. It’s hard to make friends.
Maybe she could be a Hostage.
*resolves to teach Carin’s chickens how to swear*
he risk is that she’ll eventually make friends with her older brothers’ friends…
I think my sons are in for a rude awakening rather soon. Their attitude has always been rather common – you know, EWWW GROSS, it’s HANNAH. At the last party they had, it didn’t appear all their friends had the same opinion.
DOH, I forgot to test the sweet corn last night. I got it from the farmer in the white truck, like I usually do. He hasn’t treated me wrong yet.
This dung isn’t going to shovel itself!
That dung was lovingly folded into some newspapers, grass clipping, and dry leaves. BY MY HAND.
I didn’t let the kids touch my dung.
Good for Hannah. It’s hard to make friends.
Maybe she could be a Hostage.
ha, I’ve thought along those lines. But I’d like to help Hannah make friends the normal way.
Of course, I’m not exactly the greatest teacher.
OMG, I almost forgot to tell you – so, she tells me this girl wants to spend the night, BUT THE DAD WANTS TO TALK TO ME AND I HAVE TO CALL HIM.
I did it. I mean, what choice did I have?
Carin, if’n you need horsecrap, I’ve got literal tons. I’m not putting any in my car, though, so solving the problem of it being here and you being there is on you.
In other news, turkey is just shy of 13# and appears thawed.
I was going to call to apologize for canceling on the meat face, but I know you’d just be pissed about it.
Carin, if’n you need horsecrap, I’ve got literal tons
The offer is very sweet, but I think I have enough.
Red wigglers LOVE horsecrap, and they are the best for a compost bin. If your interested. I have a compost PILE too but the stuff I get from the worm composter is “the good stuff.”
I bet more dung ( I think it’s sheep) would help my compost pile move along faster. I should ask son’s girlfriend if I could bring my trailer over and get a load …
I think Saturday’s itinerary is filling up nicely.
I was going to call to apologize for canceling on the meat face, but I know you’d just be pissed about it.
Well, since I probably wouldn’t have answered, there would have been no harm, no foul.
Good Morning, H2ers!
*notices leon didn’t fix my “your” up there.
I’m going to have to hire a new editor.
We need to migrate to the H8 for reasons that should be obvious.
I wonder what happened to make Soho’s day perfect yesterday?
If I’m ever single again, I’ll marry the first girl that says this
“We need to migrate to the H8 for reasons that should be obvious.”
Look, I’ll find you there too.
I’m going to have to hire a new editor.
If I edited every comment that had obvious grammatical errors without being asked, I’d ban me.
Life’s too short’ for grammar
Pupster – anything dry:)
I prefer reds but get in the mood for whites at times.
OK, great! Thanks for narrowing it down for me.
*buys whiskey*
I was sticking with MD 20/20, or Night Train, pupster.
Iowahawk is right, this is a great campaign video. Stupid, stupid Obama:
“OK, great! Thanks for narrowing it down for me.”
HAHAHA…Carin, just name the red you bought and enjoyed recently so the Pupsters can bring an appropriate hostess gift!
Go to Iowahawks twitter feed. Just keep reading, he never lets up and it’s really good.
http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog
I had some Cold Duck but Mrs. Pupster ruined it.
http://tinyurl.com/bq59c3v
RUINED IT!
http://tinyurl.com/bq59c3v
RUINED IT
ha ha ha … poor duck.
“OK, great! Thanks for narrowing it down for me.”
HAHAHA…Carin, just name the red you bought and enjoyed recently so the Pupsters can bring an appropriate hostess gift!
Oh honestly – I usually just drink cheap stuff. They produce a dry red wine from up by Traverse City and that’s what I usually drink. I doubt that you can find that – lol. That you even bring wine would tickle me. Just pick something with a pretty label.
Avoid pretty labels.
That’s how they sell crappy wine.
I think xbrad linked this before and I absolutely think it’s true:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/frontal-cortex/2012/06/wine-taste.html
I don’t have a particularly dry red, but I was bringing you an Iowa wine that I like.
I see those at CNN enjoy meth regularly:
http://tinyurl.com/c6bdepg
“I don’t have a particularly dry red, but I was bringing you an Iowa wine that I like.”
Neat.
I would love to have seen the look on Obama’s face when he got back from Roanoke, VA and his “advisors” said to him, “what the hell are you doing?” “You just crashed and burned any momentum we had.” “STAY ON THE TELEPROMPTER!”
It’s only good to go off the teleprompter if your opinion more closely resembles the feelings and principles of the people rather than your advisors. Obama’s go farther away than his advisors. Conversely, Romney’s opinions actually go closer to his base than his advisers opinions (thanks GOP insiders!). So his off prompter moments don’t hurt, but they help.
Someone else went off prompter, and against his advisers. Reagan at the Berlin Wall. That worked out well.
23 to flint, 69 West, to M24 South. There is a bit of traffic on 23, but not as bad as Detroit’s. I’d think. We should ask Hotspur.
Yes you should have. It’s 69 East.
Pups, get a double-size jug of Two Oceans from South Africa. The shiraz or the cab/ merlot blend will please Miss Carin. It’s cheap and delicious. It seems to be everywhere around here, hope you can find it where you are.
23 to flint, 69 West, to M24 South. There is a bit of traffic on 23, but not as bad as Detroit’s. I’d think. We should ask Hotspur.
Yes you should have. It’s 69 East.
Is he going to do this at the meetup?
East /west, what’s the difference?
think xbrad linked this before and I absolutely think it’s true:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/frontal-cortex/2012/06/wine-taste.html
Eh, that’s why I don’t go for the expensive stuff.
I try something – if I like it, I buy it again. At times I pick up a real stinker.
Not much, as long as you’re okay meating up in Okemos.
Double jugs it is, thanks LauraW.
http://tinyurl.com/6rvp5hz
Honestly, I know nothing about wine, I would have bought something sweet and fruity.
I exclusively buy red wines from Michigan that are less than $9 a bottle. I’m yet to be disappointed.
Not much, as long as you’re okay meating up in Okemos.
what time are you are you and Hotbride arriving tomorrow?
Mostly I wanna know when Hotbride is going to be here.
My kids want to hear her talk 😉 Mostly Hannah.
I exclusively buy red wines from Michigan that are less than $9 a bottle. I’m yet to be disappointed.
My general rule is similar. There is one I really like from Michigan called Gamay Noir that’s pricer. I can only find it at a few places though. They sell their other wines everywhere but not that one. It’s more than what I usually pay, so it’s my special occasion wine.
Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker.
‘Er something.
and when Cyn kills a thread, it STAYS dead!
*tip-toes out of room
My kids want to hear her talk Mostly Hannah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope around 7. I don’t want to get into the dreaded Friday afternoon southbound M23 traffic, or the horrendous westbound US69 parking lot.
Maybe this will tide Hannah over until then:
http://tinyurl.com/784nsfc
southbound M23 traffic, or the horrendous westbound US69 parking lot.
I see what you did there.
Obama has pretty much eliminated rush hour traffic around here.
Crunchy Cheetos for lunch – when the bag has been open for several days they are at their optimum.
Pupster:
http://tinyurl.com/72yznzs
HS is correct. Old Cheetos = Good Cheetos. Not those puffy ones, either.
Puffy Cheetos are a conspiracy to turn young kids into poofsters. No lie.
Just ask xBrad.
I like old cheetos on my sammiches.
Just ask xBrad.
Definitely. His tale of that long weekend weening you off them is heart wrenching and touching (not THAT kind of touching).
It almost makes you think he’s human. Almost….
Hey, this ain’t no hump day no more.
Anyone who doesn’t think books, movies and music are changing our culture (for the worse) is crazy:
http://tinyurl.com/77e9d5a
Let’s be honest, this is a good thing:
http://tinyurl.com/cfg3m6n
Hey, I saw some nudity in movies when I was a kid and…um, I can’t figure out how to end this sentence in a way that isn’t awkward.
LET’S JUST SAY I DEMAND A REFUND!
Yeah, letting us finish that thought for you is going to work out well for you, Sean.
Let’s be honest, this is a good thing:
President Barack Obama averages just eight minutes more a week on economic meetings than the average dog owner spends walking their dog.
Well played, Breitbart, well played!
President Barack Obama averages just eight minutes more a week on economic meetings than the average dog owner spends walking their dog.
How much time does he spend eating his dog?
There was no nudity in movies when I was a kid. Swearing either.
Puffy Cheetos are a
conspiracythe snack food of Satan!This is related:
http://tinyurl.com/7tpxu33
David Burge @iowahawkblog
Let’s hope our Government Roads sweep the Olympics. USA! USA! USA!
Study: Girls As Young As 6 Are Thinking Of Selves As Sex Objects
Feminism put its feet up on the desk, took a long drag from a Chesterfield and smiled.
Hey, at least they aren’t thinking of themselves as fish without bicycles.
How much time does he spend eating his dog?
You wanna play that game? Well, Mitt Romney committed a felony by keeping his horse on the roof of his car, and it’s a Swiss horse!
New poat for you slackers
Hey, I saw some nudity in movies when I was a kid and…um, I can’t figure out how to end this sentence in a way that isn’t awkward.
Just ask Fred Willard how awkward he feels.
http://wapo.st/MKEIO3
and it’s a Swiss horse!
It’s full of holes? Animal cruelty!!