Good morning, it’s Hunky Hump Day.
The good thing about a long driving trip by yourself is that you can play whatever music you want, as loud as you want, and sing along. People on I-65 would have seen me in my Mom-mobile station wagon bebopping to this:
Michael Buble looks nice in a suit.
Unwinding a bit.
Even better.
So I had a Hostage kind of thought, wondering if it’s a lesbian song if I sing along with this one.
Let’s round out today’s HHD with some skin.
and a nice smile
or some of both.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
Nice HHD, Roamy. Happy Birthday, Peej!
Mare – Mrs. Cuffy doesn’t believe in space.
Explaining it to me, I almost had an aneurysm I was laughing so hard.
My landlord in Ann Arbor had to pay for heat, iirc, by city ordinance.
You’re a fool or a lawyer if you own rental property in Ann Arbor.
What could possibly go wrong?
Mrs. Cuffy explaining anything is hilarious.
That and hitting Dave on the head with things.
Oh, and I don’t make decisions until I meet the perspective tenants.
Every rental I’ve had has included water, sewer, and garbage. But they’re usually city utilities with a fixed rate. Electricity, gas, telephone are variable.
I’ve seen places that offer cable and interweb tubes as an incentive, but again, that’s a fixed rate and baked in to the rent. The property is still making money.
SHIT! I have to go to Diversity and Inclusion training in May. Can you write me a note to get out of it, Jay? Please include your avatar.
Fags – all of them.
I’ll trade you diversity training in May for my polygraph in July.
Opt out, MJ. That’s the biggest fucking waste of time ever.
I’m starting to think it’s too late to socialize my chickens. They don’t mind being near me at all, but any reaching for them results in scattering. The only time I’ve been able to pick them up was when I found them sleeping outside after dark and I had to remind them there was an inside to go to.
Eventually, they may come to “like” you. I got a few that were older, and skittish, but they eventually started behaving like the others. That may have been flock behavior.
They now all follow me around the yard when I’m outside. They come RUNNING to me if I go outside. It’s kinda hilarious.
Oooh, it comes with music! First non-Buble up there is mighty fine, even if he comes with those awful shorts.
Try not to roll your eyes at Diversity training, MJ. There’s always a bastard in the back on the look-out for folks not sufficiently enthralled by the training.
Nah, one guy didn’t shave his chest. He might be straight.
The new chicks still kinda scatter when I pick them up. It’s what they do.
Mine always perk up when they see me and come to me when I approach the coop, but that’s as close as they want to get, like “yes, yes, you’re interesting and make funny noises, but no touching”.
Work time.
Dear Sirs:
MJ is already a hopeless racist, being a member of the Good Ole Party, so diversity training won’t do any good anyway. Please send him to the mailroom, for something more productive.
Signed
Isaac the Bartender
Will that do?
prospective
Damn, forgot to mention the basement, and the red stapler.
HHD is diversity training.
Get RFH to sign off on your chit.
I approve of this message (or massage).
I asked to get out of it, but my boss told me I have to go. Oh well, I have a pretty good friend in ATL so I’ll hang out with him after the bullshit.
If I ever get the chance to run a company I think I’m going to pool the budgets of the respective departments and prioritize them in terms of customer impact. I’m thinking dance circles and feelings will be slightly behind getting one of our techs to show up on time, with the ability to fix the problem the first time.
prospective
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Thanks. I should have looked that up.
Mmmmmm Nummy! Excellent work Roamy!
*watches this lady take a handcart and drag it behind her through the door, then get it stuck in the door*
*she shoots me a shitty look*
Me: (wtf?? what did I do?)
You caught her in the act of stupid.
I didn’t even smile!
It’s *your* door, of course.
I have to go to Atlanta for a week in October. MJ, scout the good places for me.
Playing a rimshot on the computer speakers might have been a bit over the line.
We usually go to Spondivits. It’s pretty good seafood and cheap beer.
I need your help. Do I do another workout today or go and walk 9 holes this afternoon?
Help me, Obi-Wan Hostage, you’re my only hope!
How is the weather MCPO? If it is fine then a walk is in order.
I’m with Vman.
Golf is always better than a workout. Life is short, do the fun one!
Well, it looks U-any-mouse. Thanks, ’cause I really needed the break from working out!
I’m in such a good mood, I’m going to link this for you turds:
Left, me….right, you
http://tinyurl.com/4awndp5
I have to go to Atlanta for a week in October. MJ, scout the good places for me.
Go to Piedmont Park. You’ll fit right in.
Driving around Atlanta during rush hour is a hoot.
Make sure to go to Waffle House. I’ve heard good things.
“Make sure to go to Waffle House. I’ve heard good things.”
HAHA…There is a Waffle House near where we stay in St Petersburg and we like it. The waitresses are super friendly and it’s surprisingly clean. But I think I’ll keep my like of WH to myself.
“Diversity” … another fucking communist birthed plot. Look it up.
fin.
Mare, I’ve always noticed that the pancake and waffle places in FLA almost always seem nicer and better staffed than in most of the rest of the country.
Ba haa haaa … In Detroit they’re protesting the GE shareholders meeting. So, what are they protesting? Well aside from their communist, idiotic message, they’re protesting GE’s tax rates.
You know, all that green energy shit liberals/ Obama gave him tax credits for .
LOL.
I’m watering my lawn today. It’s April. This sucks!!!
Mare comes to St Pete and doesn’t ever call to hang out. Makes sense.
Actually, come to think of it, there is a great microbrewery, or maybe it’s a tavern, with good food just a couple of blocks from Piedmont Park. On Juniper? Or Peachtree? I can’t remember. Imma see if I can find it.
The new chicks still kinda scatter when I pick them up. It’s what they do.
You’ve just described my late teens and early twenties to a tee. Except you left out the part about the feigned vomiting.
MJ, I just looked at my watch and it appears to be “kick young douche Hostage ass” time.
I said it before, but it’s such a profound observation, I’m gonna say it again: The header pic probably had Corinthian Leather seating at one time. Most of you are old enough to know WTF I’ma talkin’ about.
Yes I agree MJ. I owe her and Mr Mare dinner at Shepherds
Mare?
Rubbish, Vman, you owe us nothing! However, if we meet you, we bring the ingredients, you cook us something. I know you were a chef!
Plan B…while my husband is working, I bring my daughters (or just me) and we go to the beach to walk your doggies!
Soccer sucks.
http://tinyurl.com/7m7tgz3
I laughed MJ, but I still want to kick your ass!
xbrad, she seems like she would be an awesome midfielder.
Did I say midfielder? I meant hooker.
Soccer causes malnutrition.
I’m not convinced she’s a soccer player either.
I thought female soccer players were kinda like female softball players: ie 80% chance of lezbotronics.
I dunno. Baseketball players have a lot of lesbians and one of my room mates in college was a vollyball player – and she was about the only straight woman on the team.
I was watching the LPGA (for about 10 minutes) and woof! While watching it occurred to me why so few people watch women’s golf. FAT, dyky looking women in ill fitting shorts. I don’t know how they fix that, but it’s killing the sport on TV.
Volleyball…. very unusual to have lesbos. Soccer and Volleyball players are usually the cuties in high school and college.
Women’s lacrosse and field hockey.
Paula Creamer and Michelle Wei are cute but a lot of those golfers, it’s kind of hard to tell they are women.
I dunno, I went to Miami of Ohio, not exactly a hotbed of lesbians/liberals. My room mate told us that most of her team mates were gay (and she liked them – it wasn’t h8t speech or anything.) I don’t know if they were cute or not.
Two of my other friends were on the field hockey team and they didn’t mention any lesbians.
You’re welcome.
http://is.gd/3Sh20E
Not lesbians on field hockey and lacrosse, just really hot girls.
Carin, Miami of Ohio is a hotbed of volleyball lesbianism. My daughters have been on, collectively, probably 20 different volleyball teams, traveled the country, been to camps at universities and others…have done it all. Very few lesbians.
Especially compared to when they played soccer and lacrosse.
twitter snark fun
http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/24/dontdoublemyrate-huh/
Picked this out of google search “volleyball team” this is a pretty good representation of the girls you will see at a HUGE volleyball tournament, say, in the Tampa Convention center. Can’t say they are not lesbians but I can say the odds of this team being the one with all the “lipstick lesbians” is pretty low:
Lesbians in women’s sports? haw! pull the other leg while you’re at it.
pull the other leg while you’re at it.
You wish.
Mare, #13 with the “hovering hand”…. not a lesbian!
“pull the other leg while you’re at it.
You wish.”
hahahahaha
Mare, I looked at the team picture. I’m sure at least 9 of them are lezbos.
Clint, you are an astute judge of women!
Bwahahahahaha!
Yes, I are.
>> Make sure to go to Waffle House.
It’s Georgia. You go to the Huddle House or you ain’t got a hair on your ass.
>> if we meet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This volleyball player is definitely a lesbian:
I don’t like the sponsor of this display:
http://tinyurl.com/7blro75
Also, WTH???
I’m pretty sure this one is a lesbian too:
http://tinyurl.com/886jcsl
All the female volleyball players that I…umm… knew in college were straight. And were very feminine. It was wierd because I went to an all-male school.
HA! Good one, Rich. Why are you here? It’s not Friday, right?
I’m self employed. Everyday is friday. Plus this post is 22.378% less ghey(nttawwt) than the usual HHD, so I thought I would reward you all with my presence.
‘Ello, ‘Ostagefolkses!
Damned being logged in to the wrong account. Try this again: ‘Ello, ‘Ostagefolkses!
Hello, Sky!
brb
rachel Maddow was a great vollyball player.
just saying.
Good morning, humperdinks.
The only thing Rachel Maddow has ever bumped is tacos. IYKWIMAITYD.
No, Rachel Maddow was only a good volleyball player. Softball, on the other hand…
What is on the menu for lapeerpalooza?
What is on the menu for lapeerpalooza?
Chicken.
I love getting into fights on the internet before 10am. Stupid people. *grumble*
Stupid people on the interwebtubes??? sayitaintso…
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The care in the header?
It’s sitting in my garage…..
But at least it runs….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zJHvdoTfTo
wow… that was 2009? Holy crap!
I knows, right? How does that happen?! (Guess I’m more bothered because it’s people I know that I thought I was friends with …)
and as for the poat, I thought we played “Spot the Tranny” on Mondays…
@IamEnidColeslaw
Can’t imagine how terrified Angelina Jolie’s children must be when she sheds her exoskeleton
Skye, another chance to focus on your inner song writer.
That what facebook is for.
Did Rachel play for Miami of Ohio?
We recently watched My Cousin Vinnie and were commenting about how good Fred Gwynne looked and how old be must be. Then we realized My Cousin Vinnie came out 20 years ago.
http://is.gd/O7eGeO
Do you think the story of Obama saying he could do all the jobs better than his administration is about forwarding the meme that he is “intellectually integrated?” Or, do you think it’s someone letting it slip that he’s the asshole we all thought he was?
Anybody else feel like punching Jimmy Fallon in the face?
Skye, another chance to focus on your inner song writer.
True that. Good thinking. 🙂
Oh, and if Obama is so smart why does he continue to have that complete idiot, Verrilli argue for the Federal Government?
http://tinyurl.com/72upu9v
Sean, yes, continually.
And another thing, Axelrod sounds seriously mentally incompetent whenever he speaks to the “public.” How smart can Obama be to let him do the talking?
Anybody else feel like punching Jimmy Fallon in the face?
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You mean more than usual?
Oh, never mind, I figured it out. Obama being a “Constitutional Scholar” (like I’m a “anorexia victim”) knows that compared to himself, Axelrod and Verrilli ARE smart.
Anybody else feel like punching Jimmy Fallon in the face?
I’ve been wondering how much he’s paying to NBC to stay on the air. His show isn’t funny.
Pretty sad when Verrilli is the best you have. Even Kagan was better.
That’s their #3 hitter.
Kagan was good in Mall Cop.
“Kagan was good in Mall Cop.”
HA! I thought so too, likable.
Obama gets praised for “SLow Jammi'” the news.
And to think, just 40 years ago Nixon was criticized for “demeaning the office of the President” for saying “Sock it to me!” on Laugh-In.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The care in the header?
It’s sitting in my garage…..
Heh. I forgot about that.
Observation #4377: Obama has not figured out that we (the American public) have caught on that he’s a know-nothing poser.
Sean, I bought something for you:
http://tinyurl.com/24ydnro
I guess I didn’t realize that Dr. King had a neckbeard. You learn something new every day.
Thanks, Mare!
Your welcome!
Micheal is fucked:
http://tinyurl.com/87e3qln
bservation #4377: Obama has not figured out that we (the American public) have caught on that he’s a know-nothing poser.
Or that we learned years ago that he didn’t do a thing to earn him that position on the Harvard Law Review, that his hire to at Chicago Law was a POLITICAL hire, and I quote, ““Professors hated him because he was lazy, unqualified, never attended any of the faculty meetings.””
Why is Sotomayer, who worked for LaRaza for what? Six years? Why hasn’t she recused herself in the AZ case?
Because she’s a wise latino woman?
““Professors hated him because he was lazy, unqualified, never attended any of the faculty meetings.””
That has to be true because it fits absolutely perfectly.
I know I read that he was basically the same when he was editor of the Law Review. that he would show up once a week, walk through the office and pat folks on the back, and then leave.
You know THIS is why we never -ever- hear anything about his past. There would be someone who would come forward to dispute. To say he was a hard worker, etc. nope. We never hear any of that, and no one seems to remember him much.
I do wonder how they manage to keep so many quiet- perhaps because most of the folks at Harvard were liberal and tacitly approve of what he’s doing. “Sure, he was lazy, etc, but we like him. “
If you use the word “lazy” in speaking about black men, or even half-black men, you’re just engaging in a false stereotype from the racist past. Back when America was even more evil than it is now. So shut the fuck up before we get labeled. Or something.
Yes, it is strange that so few from his past say anything.
Terrorists talking about Obama wouldn’t be helpful.
poseur
I don’t get it. He doesn’t really have any defenders or detractors from his teaching, college, etc.
We do know that he didn’t do much as a state senator and did basically nothing as a US senator.
Yea, I think it’s weird too. Did they all get “visits” and were told to shut up?
Really, one of the few people from his past who ever speaks out against him is that cousin/doctor.
His uncle, as well, mentioned that he’d never spoken to “barry” about the Nazi camp, despite Obama making it a big deal about it.
If only he’d continued to do nothing as US President!
How many miles should I run today, MJ?
I read one article from 2008. A former student said his class was in high demand, but that it wasn’t really a class per se. More like a talking session focused on social justice.
I’d take that class. No work!
Rush is talking about this article a lot today. there is a lot in there.
I find the whole retirement issue is really fucking us up.
Teachers retiring at 52, then bitching that if their pensions are cut they’re going to starve.
well , who the FUCK told you to retire at 52?
(I heard some whiners on the radio making comments about what a cut in their pension would do.)
26.2
There are probably plenty of people who know Obama from way back and are willing to talk about him, but not many news organizations have a Nairobi bureau anymore.
(RAAAAACIST!!!!)
How many miles should I run today, MJ
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If its between 60-70 degrees, as many as possible.
It’s 59 degrees. My daughter said it’s too hot out there. LOL.
No wind. We’ve had high winds for a week. It has sucked.
Oh, and I’m ignoring xbrad.
Giving Carin advice on how many miles to run is like giving Mare advice on calorie intake.
OMG OMG OMG More people are using public transporation!!!!!!!!
Yes, it is strange that so few from his past say anything.
Have you ever been/worked around anyone “like” Obama?
They leave such a wide swath of destruction in their wake that most people just want to forget they ever knew a person like that.
Even if you were “against” the person, just talking about the time that you were forced to spend with them is a painful memory best forgotten.
And the people who were “wrong” about that person (liked them at first, until they got burned) don’t want to be reminded that their judgment was so horribly, horribly bad.
Those folks almost NEVER speak up….
Nice HHD, Roamy – I LOVE Michael Buble!
Very cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=09RUuTAM2H0
Fred Gwynne passed away pretty soon after My Cousin Vinny was released.
Came out in 1992. Revvy was 2 or 3.
#howthefuckdidIgetsoold
OMG OMG OMG More people are using public transporation!!!!!!!!
heh heh heh
Yeah, I heard that too
Ridership up 2%.
That means the average bus now has 6 people riding it instead of 5.
Get the feeling they are pimping the busway here?
That means the average bus now has 6 people riding it instead of 5.
I wonder, do they count “sleeping it off” as “riding”?
Came out in 1992. Revvy was 2 or 3.
#howthefuckdidIgetsoold
Ahem. Fuck you.
Drunk cop car guy has nothing on these kids
http://tinyurl.com/6mk5k4p
It’s 98 here right now. Sposta get to 106 today. I’ll not be running a lick. But there’s lots of mehicanos wearing Fire Retardent coveralls and steel toed boots doing physical labor out in it today.
106 in April…..where the fuck is Al Gore when you need him?
MOM!!! WISER IS TALKING TO HIMSELF!!!!
Wiser is talking to Wiserbud.
MOM!!! WISER IS TALKING TO HIMSELF!!!!
At least there’s someone of intelligence around here who listens….
Someone needs to kick my ass today. I’m unmotivated.
It’s gonna be 86 degrees today. Did some gardening and helped out a robin family.
Not used to sweating that much.
I’m a weenie.
Beautiful day to walk the golf course here. Too bad my knees starting screaming on number 7. I would have liked to play 18. But I was hurting so bad, I had sweat streaming down my face on 8 and 9.
Four over par for a front-nine 40.
Someone needs to kick my ass today. I’m unmotivated.
Meh.
Did you see the Putter-In-Chief out there, MCPO?
Oh, sorry; Duffer-In-Chief
Tomswifty – Fuck that stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure!
Do you think they’ll put Obama’s penis in a jar when he dies like they did Napoleon’s?
**starts nuking the beanbag thingies for MCPO’s knees.
**pours a shot of Jameson’s
For all the flak about my HHD poat, I’m surprised there aren’t any comments about “Me and Mrs. Jones.”
MCPO, Not on a bet 🙂
BTW, Thanks for the reminder of what SCOAMF stands for!
Buble didn’t mess up Me & Mrs. Jones too bad.
-ly
…too badly.
*eyes dart quickly to Hotspur then away*
I’ve not listen too much Buble. DId he ever cover any Metallica? Radiohead?
IMHO, you can’t beat this version:
I don’t see Car in being much of a Buble fan.
I saw this one at the HQ, which I thought was kind of funny.
SCOAMDEF
Jeez, Mare! Get dressed and get out of the house, woodja?!
http://tinyurl.com/73znwmt
Hey, Chief, thanks for pulling my coat to Fred Reed. I love reading his stuff.
IMHO, you can’t beat this version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRYiMCfxqQ4
Oh yeahhhh
Hotspur – No problem. I enjoy his writing as well
Laura – Put your pants back on, dammit!
NEVER!
*runs into my room and slams the door*
Laura – Put your pants back on, dammit!
NEVER!
*shivers*
Remember, these are all UNELECTED officials who are actively undermining the business of the United States:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/04/25/epa-official-were-crucifying-oil-and-gas-companies/
Mebbe it’s just me, but I never liked “Me and Mrs. Jones” – I mean, the woman is cheating on her husband, right?
*turns in Moronette card*
I’m SO yoinking that, TiFW.
Corinthian Leather:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsg97bxuJnc
And the header pic made me go looking for this SNL classic – The Chameleon XLE:
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/chamelion-xle-383947
Laura – yoinking the article or my Moronette card?
Just call me “The Poat Killer”…..
What’s going on in here?
http://tinyurl.com/846qgjn
Nice, H/T on the HQ! Watching that hit counter fly, TiFW!
Yay! I can finally steal wifi from the neighbors!
Oh, dear…..
Laura, PLEASE give credit to Weasel Zippers (http://is.gd/8lwZ6A) and The Foundry (http://is.gd/Seg4Oh).
I appreciate the plug for my site, but it isn’t posted over there….. 😛
Yay! I can finally steal wifi from the neighbors!
I’ll alert the
mediathe authorities.MCPO, they ASKED me to help them with a technical issue. I told ’em sure, $40, or your wifi password.
Then it is not stealing. Try to be a little more precise with your language.
Sounds like a fair trade!
Try to be a little more precise with your language.
Fuck you, Old man!
Better?
Dawg ‘n cat. Just because…
http://tinyurl.com/7s2ntxd
xBrad – You wouldn’t like it. I just bite the pillow and sob – gently.
I told ‘em sure, $40, or your wifi password.
Finally. Ya lazy pup.
Oooh – a wifi password is MUCH more valuable! Saves both parties money, too….. 😛
Cyn, I had to wait for them to ask me to help. I’m far too polite to ask someone if I can leech off their network.
hey cyn and theresa, i have new pix of cahill
*cough*bullshit*cough*
Give us a linky of Cahill, Krow. The H2 is *THE* premier pet blog on the interwebs.
I meant, day in and day out, Cyn. Not “while I’m a guest in your house” for a weekend of booze, bewbs and bacon. Of COURSE I’m gonna hit you up for the password then.
xBrad – So, what’s your password?
Where is Tushar? I want to know who the HQ mole is and I don’t recognize the hash.
xBrad – So, what’s your password?
FYNQ1
ill send it to ya, if you seriously want it
FYNQ – gonna name an experiment that one of these days.
http://tinyurl.com/bvd7fol
Poor Maddy. Most famous pic she’s ever gonna be in, and she didn’t get gussied up.
And I hate to admit it, but that’s a good pic of Obama.
Caption: “This man says I owe $200,000 to the Chinese for him!”
good one roamy
New poat.
Are there shirtless men and singers that make me want to peel off panties on this new poat?
STFU
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