Out like a lamb

Oh, and this too…

201 Comments

  1. What the fuck?

  2. This poat is so fucking ghey it makes Rosetta look straight.

  3. Third.

  4. STFU

  5. And good morning ‘Spur

  6. Just developed the taste for lamb a few years back.

    Those rib chops are making me hungry….

  7. Who’s in line to kick Hotspur’s ass?

  8. ok. I feel less guilty bringing my drama to this poat.

    but seriously, it’s a happy occasion.

    I’ve lost all this weight, got a job and really feel good about myself

  9. I used to like lamb, then one day I ordered it in a restaurant, it was awful, and I’ve never been able to go back to it.

    I stay awake at night worrying the same thing will happen with bacon.

  10. And cyn, I’ll take mine on the rocks w/salt

    happened a couple weeks ago, but he’s still in denial about it

  11. I’m not naming names, but does anyone here want my T-Shirt that says, “MAN UP?”

  12. Yeah, xbrad, every once in a while you get a really funky/ gamey piece of lamb. You can smell it before it is cooked.

    I don’t really know what can be done to fix that.

  13. If you’re happy, then I’m happy! Seriously.

    *fires up blender*

  14. You punched him in the cervix didn’t you?

  15. PJM, I left a comment on that old smelly thread.

  16. Jesus, PJ.
    How are the kids?

  17. If you’re happy, then I’m happy! Seriously.

    HA! You took the words right out of my email.

  18. “it’s a happy occasion.”

    whew.

  19. I’m sorry, that was nosy. Please ignore. I’m awful.

  20. “I’ve lost all this weight,”

    Spill, woman, spill!

  21. That’s a legit question, Lauraw. We care about her family.

    From the old poat:

    Well, etiquette requires that I not probe too much.
    I HATE ETIQUETTE!!

  22. I’ve lost all this weight,

    God, next thing you know you’ll be bitching about having smaller bewbs.

    *looks around to see if Carin is here*

  23. You’re fine. Only about two people in my immediate family knows about this, we’re not financially able to separate yet, but I’m working on that.

    Only the two oldest kids know.

    Graham’s like, sweet, I am SO gonna milk this for sympathy at school. I might even be able to get out of writing a paper.

  24. She has lost weight from the pics I saw on FaceDouche and she’s lookin’ hawt!

    She’s not gonna want my pants any more

  25. God, next thing you know you’ll be bitching about having smaller bewbs.

    somehow I didn’t get so lucky

  26. I’m just messing with you, Peej.

    *hugs*

    Hope things work out all for you and the family.

  27. It’s nice to see you PJM.

    Here is a picture of this place when you aren’t around

  28. I’m sorry, that was nosy. Please ignore. I’m awful.

    the “you’re fine” I wrote above was to you……..You of all people know what I’ve dealt with for a long time.

    even though he changed who he was and isn’t the nasty person he used to be, the passing of our 15 year anniversary this January with no acknowledgement from either of us, was really kind of a wake up call.

    What’s the point? Life’s too short not to be in love.

  29. Kids always working the angles… haha!

  30. I’m not on FB, how do I get to see pictures of PJM and her hawtness?

  31. most gamey meat can be “cured” with a marination that includes a can of beer.

  32. How much weight, PJM?

    And how did you do it besides stress?

  33. Here is a picture of this place when you aren’t around

    hahahaha, I’ve missed you guys.

    Just had a little bit of chaos. I’m gonna have to make sure I get my hostages love more often. It’s always been a help for me.

  34. Shucks, PJ. I’m glad your doing well.

    Circumstances is such a slut.

  35. gamey husbands usually take a whole case.

  36. Yeah, the H2 is 73.2% less personal information when you’re not around. It’s terrible.

  37. “It’s terrible.”

    Really.

  38. You’re even.

  39. hahaha, thanks hotspur. You guys know I don’t take any of the shit you say seriously.

    mare, I got myself a personal trainer and appetite suppressants I wish I lost weight from stress. I’m not so lucky

  40. Circumstances is such a slut.

    That bit never gets old.

  41. I remember that stuff from a few years back. I get it, toots.
    *Hugs Peej*

  42. WHICH FRICKEN SUPPRESSANTS???????

  43. Circumstances is such a slut.

    OMG!!! So am I! It’s like we’re twins!

  44. What the hell did I miss? I come to the salon to get my hair did and I start reading these comments! Peej???

  45. Yeah, the H2 is 73.2% less personal information when you’re not around. It’s terrible.

    hahahahaha

    WHICH FRICKEN SUPPRESSANTS???????
    phentermine……….the non-bad part of fen-phen
    They’re so strong I had to break them in half and take one only every couple of days, then when I got over my sugar addiction, I was able to not take them at all.

    I’ve lost over 50 pounds.

  46. WHICH FRICKEN SUPPRESSANTS???????

    Pall Mall, unfiltered.

  47. Damn PJM, i am sorry if i am reading between the lines correctly, but you are right life IS too short, grab the giggles as soon as you are able cos it may be your last

  48. Congrats on the weight loss. I always tell Count how beautiful you look

  49. What the hell did I miss? I come to the salon to get my hair did and I start reading these comments! Peej???

    hahaha, that’s because I dropped the bomb on the BBF post.

    sohos, I”m not talking about it on fb because I’m not interested in real life drama. I’m just sharing it with my hostages family.

  50. i am sorry if i am reading between the lines correctly, but you are right life IS too short, grab the giggles as soon as you are able cos it may be your last

    are you reading my emails? Did you hack into my account?

  51. *goes to BBF poat*

  52. I demand pictures. There’s no fucking way you had fifty extra pounds on you. What did you do, cut off your legs??

  53. Well, we sure are happy to have you back, PJ Momma!

  54. I always tell Count how beautiful you look

    awwwwww, I love my sohos.

    *sighs*

  55. “I demand pictures.”

    Thank you.

  56. Oh carp. I’m sorry PJ

  57. I demand pictures. There’s no fucking way you had fifty extra pounds on you. What did you do, cut off your legs??

    hahaha lemme see if I can post one

  58. {{{HUGS}}}

    //with a small side of ass grab

  59. If Michael were here he’d be asking for nekkid pics.

  60. fyi any chick that has “momma” in her nick is automatically a hawtie

    and NO i was not hacking, these days i dont keep up on threads as much as i should

  61. NUDIES!
    NUDIES!

  62. Wiserbud after a long day.

  63. did this work?

    http://tinypic.com/r/9qi809/5

  64. No, it only shows your face.

  65. Works great— hawt!

    Want my pants?!?

  66. Wiserbud after a long day.

    awwwwwwwwwww, hahaha, so cute

  67. PJ’s having technical difficulties. Here’s a pic she emailed me:

    http://tinyurl.com/7xqepq8

  68. Hotspur is right.

  69. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6c1HWWspGo

  70. >> Hotspur is right.

    Well, yeah, but that’s a sucker bet.

  71. Baby monkey too cute!

  72. You look great, PJM…but that’s just your face and your face was always beautiful.

  73. We already knew you were a babe. There is no new information in this photo.
    (you look very nice)

  74. Ha ha ha, we’re all on the same page.

  75. heya cynnie, happy nargal saturday!

  76. wha? You people can’t tell I”m thinner in that?

    ok, I went from a size 14 or so, and now I can fit in a loose size 6. I don’t know if I have anything smaller.

    I’ll admit, in CT, I was about a size 10………so I”m up down up down

  77. OMG! fine. I’ll go take a picture. sheesh

  78. I’ve lost all this weight, got a job and really feel good about myself

    So you’re skinny and not emotionally vulnerable.

    Don’t count on me to buy your drinks.

  79. PJM, can i “Admire ” you from afar?

  80. After my sister got divorced, she de-frumped herself a bit and people were remarking to her that she looked really good. My dad said, “She feels a lot better since she lost that 200 pounds of ugly fat,” in reference to her ex-husband, who Dad never liked.

  81. Don’t count on me to buy your drinks.

    skinny would be pushing it, so you can still buy me drinks

  82. If size 6 is loose, you’re a waif! Wow!

  83. “She feels a lot better since she lost that 200 pounds of ugly fat,”

    HA! Dads know.

  84. Hi PeeJ!
    *Hugs*
    yup you are still hot!

  85. Hiya, Dunn. Is that anything like this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

  86. Good morning, tweakenders.

  87. I think the bewbs still make me grossly out of proportion

    http://tinypic.com/r/10p1vyc/5

  88. >> I think the bewbs still make me grossly out of proportion

    where are they?

  89. Size six indeed, PJM….Wow, well done!

  90. If size 6 is loose, you’re a waif! Wow!

    nooooo, no, no. The size 6 has to be loose for me to fit in them

  91. where are they?

    hahaha, I know. barely noticeable

  92. You look great! Wow!

    Yeah, sorry about those huge knockers. Terrible. That sucks for you.

    *massive eye roll*

  93. *long wolf whistle*

    How YOU doin’!

  94. Peej OMG, you are lookin good honey, im glad you got that TRO against me!

  95. Cynnie, its a kurdish holiday celebrating the annual killing of sheep

  96. TRO

    HAHA!

  97. Yeah, sorry about those huge knockers. Terrible. That sucks for you.

    just snorted my coffee.

    honestly, I can’t buy any fucking clothes

  98. *checks out PJ’s form*

    Yes, PJ, you definitely need to reduce those massive knockers. They are unseemly.

    *resumes frantic masturbation*

  99. im glad you got that TRO against me!

    hahaha, I had to ask cyn what that meant. boy, what the hell is wrong with me? I had to go through grief to get that thing…….it must have been so traumatic I blocked it out.

  100. I thought that was Nalgas Saturday, which is something I could get behind. 😉

  101. >> *massive eye roll*

    I sense, doubt.

  102. hey guys, I just want you to know that my mother has given me words of advice…….and really, I should take heed.

    If I put God in my heart, I will fall in love with him.

    oh and also, if we pray together, we wouldn’t get divorced. Did you know that only 1 out of 500 families that pray together get divorced?

    Or, I need to just stay till Gavin is 18.

  103. Love you PJ

  104. oh and one other thing, my mom isn’t going to tell my dad because she’s hoping I’m just PMS

  105. Love you PJ

    You wanna pray?

  106. because she’s hoping I’m just PMS

    Well, that’s what we were all assuming.

  107. Me and the Lord, we’ve got an understanding.

  108. Urge to kill….
    http://is.gd/rdKMkm

  109. PMS=Pissed off about the Marriage Shit.

    Yep, you have that

  110. “PMS=Pissed off about the Marriage Shit.”

    HA! Mine sucked. You came up with a good one.

    Lauraw, wonder what the union has to say about that? And what the hell is their problem, he’s a really cute kid.

  111. Did you know that only 1 out of 500 families that pray together get divorced?

    I feel special now. I’m part of the .002%.

  112. Gee, Laura, if you read BiW’s blog, you’d have seen that already.

  113. Urge to kill….

    that shit really pisses me off and breaks my heart.

    but I love you too, sohos

  114. Gee, Laura, if you read BiW’s blog, you’d have seen that already.

    Who has that kind of time?

  115. Gee, Laura, if you read BiW’s blog, you’d have seen that already.

    Yeah, but I’d still be there.

  116. Gee, Laura, if you read BiW’s blog, you’d have seen that already

    BiW has a blog? Wow, I feel SO out of the loop.

  117. Who has that kind of time?

    bwahaha hahaha

  118. we need BiW here to make this more fun

  119. This is going to be funny forever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F29tuwqR7s

  120. Peej, you look great.

  121. we need BiW here to make this more fun

    Not really. BiW is a too easy target.

    Plus, we will have to scroll through a 500-word rebuttal from him in the comment thread. Let’s not go there.

  122. thanks oso

    Plus, we will have to scroll through a 500-word rebuttal from him in the comment thread. Let’s not go there.

    HAHAHAHA! This is how I get my ab workout

    gawd I miss you guys. You’re food for my soul and I’m stupid for being gone as long as I’ve been

  123. Scott, I’m crying laughing!!!!!

  124. “gawd I miss you guys.”

  125. Peej, was it the billy goat fabric?

  126. Cyn, that thing is really old. I have probably listened to it 20 times and it hasn’t lost any of its funny.

  127. Congratulations, PJM!! You look great. But then again, you always did 🙂

    And we are the same size!!

    In the bottom half.

    *sobs*

  128. This is going to be funny forever

    hahahaha stupid video brought all the kids to my room

  129. *tosses Osoloco 17 Nobels and piddles laughing*

  130. {{{{hugs}}}}, PJM.

    Sorry, but happy that you are doing well.
    Do you at least get to keep the goat fabric in the settlement?

    *runs far away*

  131. http://i.imgur.com/sbDjq.jpg

    hahahaha, so cute!

  132. I’m pretty sure the goat fabric was the last straw.

  133. Congrats on the job Brad!

  134. Okay, Obama saying, “government made this country great” shows that he’s moved on to level: insane.

    Hey, dumb ass, all countries have governments.

  135. Congrats on the job Brad!

    our little boy is growing up

  136. http://changeitback2012.com/

  137. I’m stupid for being gone as long as I’ve been

    You are not stupid. You’re actually one of the more intelligent people that I have met. I’ve seen you sitting in a greasy puddle in a parking lot, but you are not stupid.

  138. I’m pretty sure the goat fabric was the last straw.

    So, PJD prefers goats….

  139. Hahahahahaha

    flushmoneydowntoilet.org

  140. After my sister got divorced, she de-frumped herself a bit and people were remarking to her that she looked really good. My dad said, “She feels a lot better since she lost that 200 pounds of ugly fat,” in reference to her ex-husband, who Dad never liked.

    I missed that.

    Thanks, lauraw. 🙂

  141. PJM – I’m rooting for you, sweetie!

    Now, could you make me a sammich? Ham & Swiss on Rye with some Bavarian mustard, K?

  142. The new pillows that I ordered were delivered last night – a “medium” for Mr. TiFW and a “firm” for me (I couldn’t remember which kind I got last time).

    Mr. TiFW had to sleep on his old pillow last night…..

    (Ordered another “medium” for him; should arrive later this week)

  143. our little boy is growing up

    Doeasn’t that stunt your growth? Or is that smoking?

  144. Now, could you make me a sammich? Ham & Swiss on Rye with some Bavarian mustard, K?

    I made some special mayo just for you this morning, toots.

  145. Any world that I’m welcome to
    Is better than the one I come from. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XLcejLgvaU&feature=colike

  146. Doeasn’t that stunt your growth? Or is that smoking?

    uh, hello. it leads to blindness and hair palms

    *shaves palms*

  147. for the record, Peej looks fabulous (Lust worthy) and Aggie is super beautimus, Cynnie is the best thing since sliced bread, Car in is a fit cutie, and i am afraid of Laura

  148. Who wants dinner?

  149. Not at all, spun a White House aide in major gaffe-control mode. The president was merely explaining that arms control is too complicated to be dealt with in a year in which both Russia and the United States hold presidential elections.

    Rubbish. First of all, to speak of Russian elections in the same breath as ours is a travesty. Theirs was a rigged, predetermined farce. Putin ruled before. Putin rules after.

    Go read the whole thing.

    http://tinyurl.com/6ocp7lb

  150. Mr. TiFW has taken The Boy and DD#3 out shooting with some friends.

    The kids made us breakfast this morning (The Boy loves to cook).

    I’m hoping to get them out working in the yard later today.

    *tries to figure out how to convince The Boy to immigrate to the US…..*

  151. uh, hello. it leads to blindness and hair palms

    *shaves palms*

    Be sure to put on your glasses first. Wouldn’t want to nick yourself.

  152. Be sure to put on your glasses first. Wouldn’t want to nick yourself.

    I think I lost my arm…….but I can’t see

  153. Teres: cash and 3 goats

  154. maybe it’s not good to shave your palms with machete.

  155. No. No es bueno.

  156. *tries to figure out how to convince The Boy to immigrate to the US…..*

    Shotgun marriage.

  157. Urge to kill….
    http://is.gd/rdKMkm

    An extremely similar thing happened in a town about 45 miles from where I currently reside. Wheelchair bound kid was despondent and dedpressed. Mama taped a recorder to bottom of his wheelchair and…..boom. It was never made public what the teacher and the aide said to the boy, but they were both unemployed within about 10 days.

  158. Dayhalfway through. Soccer game and run ahead still.

  159. Lauraw, wonder what the union has to say about that? And what the hell is their problem, he’s a really cute kid.

    It happened in Alabama. I’d guess that they don’t have a union.

  160. maybe it’s not good to shave your palms with machete.

    No it isn’t. I speak from experience.

  161. I figured it was PMS too.

    I’ve seen that shit man. It’s wicked pissah.

  162. *tries to figure out how to convince The Boy to immigrate to the US…..*

    Getting people to immigrate to the US is generally not a problem.

    Have you tried jiggling his handle? Jiggle his handle.

  163. *tries to figure out how to convince The Boy to immigrate to the US…..*

    Whatever you do, don’t let him look at that People of Walmart site.

  164. By the way, I have crawdads, mussels, scallops, tilapia, and a bunch of veggebles that need eating. Supper will be be seafood gumbo, possibly with rice pilaf.

  165. I’m pretty sure the goat fabric was the last straw.

    We tried to warn you …

    BUt you LOOK BEAUTIFUL PJM!!! Just wonderful.

    Of course, I hate you now.

    Maybe if you’d lost the bewbs …

  166. Hi PJ.

    I mean, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

  167. Whatever you do, don’t let him look at that People of Walmart site.

    Sean knows “stuff.”

  168. NO Car in , NO she mast keep them, for all mankind!

  169. I mean, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

    HAHA!

  170. Oh yea, definitely away from that Walmart site. And that other one… Awkward Family Photos.

    {{shudders}}

  171. *Tackles Cyn, gives her the People of Walmart treatment*

  172. Shotgun marriage.

    They’re planning on getting married – the current plan, though, is that DD#3 wants to move to England and live there.

    The way things are going, these two might be my only chance for grandkids – I’d kinda like to have them closer to me so I can spoil ’em rotten.

    Plus, Rebecca adores The Boy, and he thinks she’s pretty neat, too.
    (As opposed to DD#1’s current BF, who was horrified at the idea that he might be responsible for her care when we kick the bucket….)

  173. Sean knows “stuff.”

    Hell, I used to have a subscription.

  174. There is an expression I’ve been considering, for the son I gain who marries my daughter one day. “She’s your problem now”.

    Mostly cause that’s what Mrs. Dave’s dad told me. I believe in traditions.

  175. Here’s an old pic of me:

  176. You’ve put on some weight since then, ‘spur.

  177. Apparently, slamming down two pots of regular coffee will cause you to need to take a leak every 10 minutes:

    http://is.gd/skxaQ7

  178. I’m happy that Peej is happy.

    X, 2 pots???? wow. I drink a full 12 cup pot a day and thought that was way much.

  179. xbrad’s friends think maybe he could try some Sanka.

  180. Frequent urination may also be a sign of prostate problems.

  181. I’m also happy that Peej didn’t get smaller where it REALLY matters. IYKWIM

  182. It’s usually a pot of regular, to stop the stabbiness, and then a pot of decaf.

    Which, I found out late this morning that someone’s sister secretly replaced our decaf with regular.

    And we’re back to stabby.

  183. Had to share this hilarious video:

    http://is.gd/y8oQUP

    So simple…..

  184. Folgers?

  185. omg you fuckers make me laugh.. Seriously I had tears at this:

    Yeah, but I’d still be there….goat fabric etc….I havent tried phentermine in forever I may have to rethink it. You look incredible girlfriend

  186. This place is a hoot. Good for what ails ya at times.

  187. “She’s your problem now”.

    I swear my Dad said that to my husband. That or, “it’s about time” or “good luck with that.”

    Can’t remember which.

  188. There is an expression I’ve been considering, for the son I gain who marries my daughter one day. “She’s your problem now”.

    When I got married, and it was my father’s turn to toast, he stood up and said,

    “[Hubby’s name], I’ll make this short, and sweet. My problems are now your problems.”

    And yes, my embarrassed face was indeed captured on video.

  189. I know. It was so sweet of him.

    Her dad’s nickname was “Red”. He was a diesel engine mechanic, working on oilfield rigs in a shop his whole life. Navy vet, WWII in the Pacific on a munitions ship.

    When I met him, I couldn’t understand why they called him Red. His hair was all gray.

    I miss that old bastard.

  190. A slice of awesome, Scott.

    Now if only the GOP/RNC could keep it up…

  191. In retrospect, I don’t know what was worse.

    My father’s toast, or the assistant DA shouting, “Only 25%!!” (since my dad has four daughters).

  192. Great video, Scott.

    Who else noticed the “lightswitch”??

  193. Yep – DD#3 wants to know why we’re so keen on them going ahead and getting married (it’s obvious they’re crazy about each other).

    I tell her, “So he can start paying all of your bills…..” 😛

  194. The Boy’s mom thinks they should live together for awhile, just to see if this is what they really want to do.

    I’m thinking: this is our little girl, she’s going all the way across the ocean – we’d kind of like some sort of guarantee that he isn’t going to leave her high and dry…..

  195. I miss living in Spain. Arcos de la Frontera was one of my favorite places.

    http://tinyurl.com/7x4fjsy

  196. Beautiful place, MCPO.

  197. I saw that light switch last night, Aggie. More Google Gaia Earthworship bullshit.

    *lights car tires on fire in the back yard and spits*

  198. NEWPOAT!!!


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