HHD Act of Valor and Acts of Handsomeness Edition

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338 Comments

  1. why is mare showing us pictures of drowning men?

  2. If I knew how to insert text you’d know that:

    The first picture is at the premier and all are SEALS except for one, you can figure it out.

    #2 Some shirtless training.

    3rd picture is a 6’6″ stud who is an actual SEAL.

    Number 4, the intense looking sniper….real SEAL.

    Last picture, I like the nonchalance look of, “meh, we do this every day.”

  3. nipples

  4. nipples

    this is the poat that gets H2 shut down by wordpress.

    again.

  5. I’d save them, but I doubt they need my help.

    Mercy.

  6. In detroit. No race riots at current location.

  7. Are you wearing your hoodie?

  8. *pictures Car in in her pussy ass cracker hoodie

    *laughs

  9. good job on the poat, mare!

  10. BUNK!!!

    Oh and g’morning.

  11. Good job on the poat, Cyn!

  12. Heh, I did nothing but C & P, ‘Spur: Mare did all the slaving over all those pics to find us the bestest.

  13. Cute Baby Seal™ and HHD AoV men… this day is… perfect.

  14. mare must be exhausted. She’s so quiet today.

  15. Happy Food-On-A-Stick Day too.

    HAHAHAHAHA! Even more perfect!

  16. How come Richard isn’t doing the daily “This Day In History” thing anymore?

    He hates us.

  17. Cuz he’s a, umm, Richard?

  18. He’s busy getting rabbit-punched by me in email. I’m trying to cheer up his wife.
    *cracks knuckles*

  19. How come Richard isn’t doing the daily “This Day In History” thing anymore?

    Sorry, last bunch of days have been extremely hectic.

    Add to that having to race numbskull daughter to ER yesterday because she thought a hot plate was a scale and she wanted to “weigh her hand” and you can imagine the amount of free time I have had…

    I will try to fit them in again, maybe today.

  20. He’s busy getting rabbit-punched by me in email. I’m trying to cheer up his wife.

    hatey hate h8er

  21. Laura is tough. Either you cheer up or she punches a bunny.

  22. Either you cheer up or she punches a bunny.

    It’s almost Easter.

    Usually it’s a kitten.

  23. I’m trying to cheer up his wife.

    never gonna work.

    She’s still married to me.

  24. Usually it’s a kitten.
    ——————————-
    Kittens. When will they learn that the saucer of milk is just a trap so they can be punched?

  25. Kittens. When will they learn that the saucer of milk is just a trap so they can be punched?

    kittens is stupid.

  26. >> thought a hot plate was a scale and she wanted to “weigh her hand”

    Holy shit. Poor kid

  27. Holy shit. Poor kid

    eh, she’s fine. Sounded worse than it was. Very superficial, which means it hurts a lot, since she didn’t kill the nerves.

    She’ll be fine in a couple of weeks, after the blister skin dies and falls off.

  28. wow. Got this in a thread at Ace’s

    http://www.timnerenz.com/2012/03/farm-animals.html

    despicable, sub-human vermin

  29. http://tinyurl.com/7j9uwav

  30. I’m outrageously outraged.

    And also going to lunch.

  31. *punches Wiser on the shoulder*

    Yer a good sport.

    *peels rabbit off my punching hand*

  32. Laura invents a new meaning for “rabbit punch.”

  33. I hope she doesn’t get a donkey.

  34. I haven’t been able to find any news story on that, wiser. Not sure if that’s legit.

    People mentioned it being from Facebook.

  35. Good morning, Humpty Dancers.

  36. Morning.

    It’s still morning here, right?

  37. Pretty sure it is, since it’s still morning here, too.

  38. …and over there —>

  39. Neil Kinnock, British politician

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  40. Neil Kinnock, British politician

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Yeah, that was my favorite.

  41. This whole Trayvon thing, if I could be serious for a moment, is this really the hill that the left wants to plant a flag on? I mean, I don’t get the feeling that this is really resonating. The amps have been turned up to 11 everywhere for a week, now members of Congress are wearing hoodies, there are obviously big players orchestrating behind the scenes, and yet what is the end goal? How does this do anything other than inflame the passions of the easily inflamed?

    The only thing I can figure out is the new memo is that racism is still rampant in America, and BO needs to be re-elected to finish the work he started, and whitey better vote for him again or blood in the streets. But really, you could probably find or orchestrate a better example of racism. Either they are counting on a grand jury acquittal to start the riots or this is a test case to hone the demagoguery machine for later this year.

  42. I’m outrageously meh.

  43. \o/

  44. Pups, I can see certain members of the CBC benefiting (or at least thinking they will) in their districts, but as for the rest of the Dems in Congress, I don’t see the end game. Some, I’m sure, are just going along to get along, as it were. And I wonder if the White House is kinda thinking they got pushed into a response, and is now kinda wondering if that was all that smart.

  45. Kate Gosselin was clever. Took me a minute.

  46. There will be riots this summer. Between the OWS assclowns revving up the idle youth, the out of control thuggery of unions, and the antisocial blacks spoiling for a fight, it’s gonna be burn, baby, burn.

  47. Remember 1967? I do.

  48. Pupster, the whole thing keeps Obama working for the Soviets Russia, including giving them 5 strategic islands, off the front pages.
    The lynch mobs are supposed to skeer anyone from wanting to impeach the black commie.

  49. Are there ‘certain members of the CBC” in trouble?

    Maybe I’m being too naive, but it seems to me that the concerted effort to whitewash (racist) the yoots background (facebook, twitter wipe, lack of school records, no recent pictures) points to a high level of manipulation not just by the media, but a coordinated effort by powerful people in conjunction with the parents and the usual suspects. Fox News is even playing along with the sympathetic coverage. I just don’t get it.

    You know what I would like to see? What was in this little angel’s pockets and backpack when the coroner picked him up.

  50. Skittles and a can of tea.

  51. Pupster, see my above comment. I wouldn’t put it past Obama’s bunch.
    Note that when the commies tried to take over Hollywood, the first time, they did shit that got the ‘right’ called ‘fear mongers’, ‘conspiracy nuts’, etc….but lo and behold they did it.
    Commies are detail oriented when it comes to their goals.

  52. And with that, back to the mines……..meh.

  53. I get the hot mic incident. BO has been against missile defense from the word go. Embarrassing, but not lethal to his re-election IMHO. Mostly because our side is too pussy to use the weapons we get handed. I like how Mitt is talking about it though, maybe it can help.

    I guess Trayvon will do as a distraction, but I see a whole lot of air getting pumped into this nothing burger and it worries me.

  54. Pupster,
    It feeds into more than one meme they like to tout. The “racism is still alive and well”, and “those evil guns”, and when any GOP candidate speaks out, they’ll use it to tar him.

  55. An Obama administration lawyer, urging caution, said it would be “extraordinary” for the court to throw out the entire law. About 2.5 million young people under age 26 are on their parents’ insurance now because of the new law. If it were struck down entirely, “2.5 million of them would be thrown off the insurance rolls,” said Edwin Kneedler.

    And they, or their parents can go out and purchase insurance tomorrow.

    Dickface pussy ass cracker.

    http://tinyurl.com/6qm2558

  56. http://tinyurl.com/86cyhge

  57. Lookie there, MJ’s severability clause is threatening the whole Obamacare bill.

    Nice work, MJ, on having that part left out of the bill. You might have saved America.

  58. Why do you hate children and sick people, MJ?

    Wait, I don’t like them either. Never mind.

    Can I buy you another beer white zin spritzer?

  59. I’m home.

  60. Welcome home, Car in. Here, have some wine.

  61. On the way into town the local rock stations was talking about trayvon I so wanted to choke a bitch.

    Gaa.

    How can you NOT feel sorry, not matter how it happened, for Trayvon

    bla bla bla.

    Yea, you asswipe, And I also feel sorry for the HUNDREDS OF OTHER BLACK kids who get killed every year.

    It’s the selective sympathy and selective outrage that’s gotten my goat.

  62. Skittles and a can of tea.

    Well then obviously the shooting was racially motivated.

    Carry on.

  63. commentus interuptis

  64. I fixt it pupster.

    And thanks for the offer, J’ames but I’ve got to 1) work out and then 2) be a line judge or something at the kid’s track meet.

    I’ve been going all day. How do you folks manage this?

    Wayne county treasury office this morning. Then Detroit house for some quick yard work. Then the store in Fernale to weed. Cripes. I need coffee STAT.

  65. We can tell Carin is a racist because she moved out of Detroit.

    White Flight™

  66. Skittles and a can of tea.

    You forgot a pocketful of Dreams.

    *single tear*

  67. Then the store in Fernale to for weed.

    There’s your problem right there. Hard to get motivated on teh herb.

  68. L to R:

    Dave, Mare at Rangers game:

    http://tinyurl.com/d9y7xvd

  69. It seems to me that severability clauses are so common, that they must have intentionally left it out.

    Maybe they were specifically saying ‘we dare ya, overturn it’.

  70. I forgot to tell you gardeners I have 2 of the cutest little baby pineapples growing.

  71. On the way into town the local rock stations was talking about trayvon….
    “How can you NOT feel sorry, no matter how it happened, for Trayvon … “

    It’s interesting that they are already starting to “qualify” it – almost as if they recognize that this isn’t as “black and white” as they originally thought…..

  72. Nice work on the HHD, Mare (and Cyn).

    THANK YOU for the picture of the AoV sniper – unfortunately, DD#3 is here, or I’d be in my bunk…..

  73. I forgot to tell you gardeners I have 2 of the cutest little baby pineapples growing.

    I still can’t get one to grow. Nice work, vmax!

  74. We can tell Carin is a racist because she moved out of Detroit.

    White Flight™

    I talked to several very nice black people today while at the treasury office.

    Of course … they were taxpayers so perhaps is not a good sample?

    My neighbor – he told me what happened about my garage. He saw some people loading stuff into a truck, and he told them very nice probably while hold a gun to return all the stuff since it wasn’t theirs.

    They did!

    Yea. He thinking about having his sister rent our house. I’ve got to get back to him with a price.

  75. TAGNASH IS ENTHRALLED WITH YOUR AMERICAN SUPREME COURT. THIS KENNEDY FELLOW, HE IS YOUR TRUE KING NOW?

    TAGNASH MUST INSTALL A SIMILAR PUPPETSHOW ON PLANET TAGNASH, WHEN SUCH DEFLECTION IS REQUIRED. MOST AMUSING.

  76. L to R:

    Dave, Mare at Rangers game:

    I think this more closely resembles the Dave/Mare baseball meetup.

  77. I added pictures to one of my comments from yesterday:
    http://is.gd/Guqeba

    I guess I’m gonna hafta keep Mr. TiFW around a little longer – he’s good for a blog post every once in a while…..

  78. I think this more closely resembles the Dave/Mare baseball meetup.

    *golf clap*

    Good one……

  79. Holy SMOD, I hadn’t looked at drudge today until just now, the dem critters going all in still on this Hispanic Hatred ™ thing, aren’t they?

  80. I think this more closely resembles the Dave/Mare baseball meetup.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  81. TAGNASH MUST INSTALL A SIMILAR PUPPETSHOW ON PLANET TAGNASH, WHEN SUCH DEFLECTION IS REQUIRED. MOST AMUSING.

    Oh, please do. And feel free to take Ginsburg with you to start it up.

  82. Quit yelling Tagnash or I’ll tie a knot in your tail and snatch you bald-headed.

  83. heh. new header is new

  84. It seems to me that severability clauses are so common, that they must have intentionally left it out.

    Maybe they were specifically saying ‘we dare ya, overturn it’.

    Or maybe (and I’m just speculating here) they’re really fucking stupid.

  85. I hear Lawrence O’Donnell had an empty chair as a guest yesterday.

    I hope he won the argument. It’s a toss up, though.

  86. Did I miss a story about MJ holding an unusually large version of an ordinary object at some point?

  87. Did I miss a story about MJ holding an unusually large version of an ordinary object at some point?

    *cough

    That’s a normal-size ball glove…

    *cough

  88. That’s what I actually think it is Sean, but it doesn’t help us get rid of the monstrosity.

    * ‘Shhh… Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits.’ *

  89. I have no idea what the header pic is, but I like it. I generally look that stupid.

    BTW I also require an oversize jockstrap.

  90. Oh, wait a minute. Does this somehow fit in with the oversized saxophone? I had no idea what that was about either.

  91. I’m not that small goddammit!!!!!

    *Drinks from thimble. Eats one cheese nip.

    I’m stuffed.

  92. I didn’t know MJ was a Carnie:

    Basil Exposition: What’s the other thing that scares you?
    Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

  93. YOUR DEMO-CRATS ARE NOW VERBALLY ASSAULTING YOUR SUPREME COURT.
    TAGNASH IS ON THE EDGE OF HIS SCRATCHING POST!

  94. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf33ueRXMzQ

    Wiser’s band.

  95. BTW I also require an oversize jockstrap.

    you wouldn’t if you stopped wearing them on your oversized head

  96. BTW I also require an oversize jockstrap.

    How YOU doin’!

  97. Wiser’s band.

    heh. old people are funny.

  98. http://www.quickmeme.com/SpikeLee/newest/?upcoming

  99. Heh. Bless his heart.

  100. TAGNASH trains for upcoming GLORDAR GAMES OF BATTLE AND SKILL

    http://tinyurl.com/6mnh73s

  101. ♪ Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too ♫

  102. Spike Lee

    *spits*

  103. dr. pepper, bwhahahaha

  104. THAT KITTY IS WORKING THE POLE.

    TAGNASH WILL BE IN HIS BUNK.

  105. heh. old people are funny.
    ——————–
    No, the band is, ‘They Might Be Giants’. This refers to you, Michael, and scott’s favorite team. But that doesn’t have anything to do with it.

  106. Tagnash is a pussy ass cracker.

  107. cats got game too

    http://tinyurl.com/7h5modz

  108. This refers to you, Michael, and scott’s favorite team.

    Michael only looks tall when he’s drunk.

  109. So, yeah…Michael is pretty tall.

  110. So, michael always looks tall?

  111. Jeez! The “waterproofing” photos remind me of annual Aircrew quals. “It’s the most wonderful time of the year. . .”

    I’m just back from the course. 1.5 hour delay at the turn for passing thunder showers.

  112. How did it go, Chief?

  113. MJ 39 on the front and a 42 on the back. The back is usually a stroke or 2 easier, but my back tightened up during the delay.

  114. excuses excuses

  115. Nice job, Chief.

  116. Hottie – If you hadn’t bought me those 2 single malts at the turn. . .

  117. Maybe should have had a third, Chief, ya know, for your back; purely medicinal of course.

  118. As a famous American I once knew often said:

    Why bother drinking if you’re not gonna get FUCKED UP?

    Don’t recall his name.

  119. Question. If the SCOTUS strikes down Obamacare, does that improve Romney’s chances in the general election? Since, if you try to say Obamacare is just Romneycare on a grander scale, he can point out it’s a moot point.

  120. xbrad, I think Carville was saying it works to the Dems’ benefit to have it struck down. Maybe with single issue voters and idiots. BIRM

  121. Oh, Carville’s just whistling past the graveyard. When the biggest domestic policy achievement Obama can point to is invalid, that doesn’t help him. At all.

  122. Yeah, I think it takes a big target off Romney’s back.

  123. Deputy white house press secretary called it a “bi-partisan bill” today, and then blamed the personal mandate on republicans.

    HA HA HA They know they are in trouble.

  124. Since, if you try to say Obamacare is just Romneycare on a grander scale, he can point out it’s a moot point.
    ———————————–
    I’ve been plotting out every scenario based on the failure of Obamacare. I think it works to Romney’s advantage for a few reasons:

    1) Obama looks like a big giant over reaching pussy that tried to slide one past the American people. He’s EXTREME!
    2) Romney’s idea that state vs. federal HCR are different will literally be vindicated.
    3) Democrats will feel like losers. They don’t pick themselves up and get back at it when they fail. They take the ball and go home.

  125. Won’t it also not speak well for Obama’s appointments? Assuming it goes down in flames, his people can’t even successfully defend the many arguments.

  126. …and then blamed the personal mandate on republicans.

    Unfortunately, they’re not exactly wrong though. I heard my AM station explaining that when HRC tossed out her version of a healthcare bill, Heritage Foundation and others (at Wharton I think) postulated a worst case scenario in HOW they could make the bill work, and that these white papers are now what’s being latched onto to make it a Repub or bipartisan product.

  127. Dems won’t feel like losers. They’ll feel oppressed.

    Because nothing says oppression like “leaving you alone.”

  128. Nice analysis MJ.

  129. Yeah, that Heritage position paper was… dumb.

  130. In retrospect, sure, but at the time, they were trying to make lemonade, which is typically what real business leaders do.

  131. Other than some local talk radio and local TV, I just could not watch the news today. It seems I hit the overload wall early this week.

    *turns up volume on Gunsmoke*

  132. Ghetto bar, pussy asses.

  133. Technically it was bi-partisan too. I think one R voted for it.

  134. “You can cut down on your gas usage by insuring that your currency is properly inflated.” – Obismarck

  135. I am pretty sure no R voted for the final passage.

  136. Dems won’t feel like losers. They’ll feel oppressed.
    ———————————
    Good point. But most of them have health insurance, and won’t be directly affected other than emotionally. It might turn out to be a big, meh.

  137. Didn’t they arrest 43 politicians in NJ one time and make it a bipartisan story because there was one R?

  138. Yep, Heritage and Newt Gingrich, wasn’t it?

    Kos has been screaming from the hilltops about it, so naturally Beckel and Carney have picked up on it, shit rolling downhill and all.

  139. It’s not a done deal yet. Quit jinxing it.

  140. Woman killed in Ann Arbor today – texting while driving.

    Dumb bitch has orphaned her four kids.

  141. I don’t care where it started, I care where it ends up.

  142. I’m with HS. Let’s not jinx this. I don’t trust the SCOTUS to do their job.

  143. Oso, I feel ya!

    I mean, I’m to the point where my best case scenario is that Kennedy gets to cement his position as the King of America.

    Really? A constitutional representative republic is to the point where our path is determined by whether Caesar give a thumbs up or down?

  144. G Mo you are right. Not a single R vote for this bi-partisan bill.

    For some reason I thought someone had crossed over.

  145. xbrad, how did we devolve to this? I work with a lot of recent HS grads and they are very aware of how much they don’t know. It is pathetic what passes for education in this country. $20.

  146. I don’t know, Oso.

    I do recall a quarter century ago or so my HS civics course, provided a fair amount of information regarding the checks and balances between the three branches of the federal government, and a touch of information (but not enough, IMO) on the balance of power between the states and the federal government.

    To what extent my classmates absorbed that information, I can’t say.

  147. First we let the left take over college campuses. Then they cranked a couple generations of lefty school teachers. Then we let the cocksuckers unionize.

    Country wrecked.

  148. Scott, I think maybe they are going to try to justify it as bi-partisan with Sanders and Lieberman as Indies.

    I do remember though that the house got exactly the 219 they needed and allowed some of the dems to get away with a no vote.

  149. How did that work out for Bart Stushitpack?

  150. I’m with HS. Let’s not jinx this. I don’t trust the SCOTUS to do their job.
    —————
    Agreed. This is kind of crazy.

  151. I just get so sad when I see what the lefties have done to my country.

  152. Oso, the lefties do it because they can……’the republic will stand until the people figure out how to vote themselves goodies from the treasury’

    *shit some guy observed many moons ago edition

  153. Don’t recall his name.

    John “rehab is for quitters” Daly

  154. Drunk gambling……..good times.

  155. Beasn, that frenchie, deToqueville or something. Or Stuff Jefferson Said Vol. III

  156. I said it.

  157. HS, I always think of you when some dbag educator in my family talks about “class size”.

  158. Hahahahaha

    Yeah, a five foot nun could handle 50 plus kids, and knuckle the head of criminals like I was.

    But 25 kids today? Unmanageable.

    Union dickbags.

  159. Someone needs to graph class size vs. test scores and prove that classes need to be bigger!

  160. Wiserbud could do it.

  161. wiserbud == 50 kids

    he’s got that kind of energy

  162. Evenin’, individual man-dates.

  163. Gabe or Jewstin here?

  164. Someone needs to graph class size vs. test scores and prove that classes need to be bigger!

    I’m on it!

    Just gimme a minute to set up my visual aids….

    http://tinyurl.com/7d22eme

  165. There is no cure for visual aids.

  166. The Human Fund should organize a walkathon for visual aids.

  167. Wiserbud, got a friend just took a small town job working sales for a radio station.

    Any ideas on some free CRM she might use?

  168. Anyone seen my visual aids quilt around anywhere?

  169. Any ideas on some free CRM she might use?

    Zoho.

    Customizable, easy, and best of all, free for up to three users.

  170. Lou Dobbs is writing out stuff on a blackboard.

    I think Glenn Beck got to him.

  171. Hotspur – We had 60 kids and a single nun in my first grade class. We all learned to read, write and sit quietly.

  172. Thanks, Wiser.

    (yes, that hurt)

  173. RIP Earl Scruggs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_XAPku7SgE&feature=related

  174. Happy Wednesday.

  175. *Pins on visual aids ribbon in support of wiserbud*

    I’m proud of you, pal. Stay strong.

  176. Wiser?

    http://tinyurl.com/8yhzc4e

  177. http://tinyurl.com/soonverysoon

  178. Omg. I’m a Popsicle. Track meet finally over.

  179. Someone get a beer ready for me. I’m waiting the car for my boys to finish up.

  180. Andy, thanks for the link. Flatt and Scruggs were two of the best.

  181. Just gimme a minute to set up my visual aids….
    http://tinyurl.com/7d22eme

    Are those bricks or pavers?

  182. Car in, is box Zin ok? Beer is liquid bread and I avoid it.

  183. *joins visual aids walk, refuses to wear ribbon

    Hey! Why don ju wanna wear da reebon?

    /gay couple from Seinfeld

  184. CarIn?

  185. The link in that tweet points to a good Scruggs bio piece Steve Martin wrote.

  186. Andy, I have some Scruggs and Martin collaborations on my iPod. I’m floored. March has really sucked for losing some great ones.

  187. Pupster- that was gross. Please hit youse lf upside the head.

    Oso- it will have to do I guess.

  188. *begins sending tweets and making calls to organize a visual aids rock concert*

  189. I think shepherd smith has visual aids.

    As in , he looks like that is what is wrong with him.

  190. Did mare see my diss earlier? I hate it when she misses things.

  191. Car in, here ya go. Red solo cup ok?

  192. Steve Martin is a pretty good picker himself!

  193. And, Bob Beckel out and out lies about Trayvon Martin’s shooting on the Five. I hope it comes back to haunt him.

    Wanton Shooting of Trayvon Martin by George Zimmerman.

  194. Call J.G. Wentworth. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/cpsm4b4

  195. This little beastie looks fierce. Reminds me of the pigs chewing on their bars when I’m not fast enough with their foodies.

    http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/21423434/highlight/252462

  196. Maybe Shep Smith purges.

  197. FEEDING TIME

    good link beasn. Well done.

  198. Cyn, if you’re around we’re having a fight on Cathy’s wall on FB. WP is up to his old crap.

  199. Remind me to ask you if I’m crazy in the morning, Car in.

  200. yeah Cyn you are a “servant of Sonja” hahahaha

  201. oh darn. Y’all can have all of him you can stand.

    How does one sign up for this “Servant of Sonja” job?

  202. I’m the one who mentioned Cyn. Why can’t I be a “servant of Sonja”?

  203. Oops, is it Wednesday?

  204. is there like, a newsletter?

  205. Damn, I thought I missed my “hi, Gabe!”.

  206. Hullow, Andy.

  207. Sohos, do the girls get shirts? ‘Cause that would be really cool.

  208. WoW!
    WP is going all Drama Queen” over there, isn’t he?
    Just like the old days…

  209. SoHoS has minions. . . and a clique. Wundermous!

  210. Hi, Gabe!
    Did you get my question on Twittcrap about how NBPP offering a reward for “Wanted, Dead or Alive”? is any different (legally) than hiring a hit-man?
    Can they not be prosecuted the same way?

  211. hahahahaha *tears*

  212. Well, off the top of my head, Chris, and keeping in mind that I know nothing about Florida law and only slightly more than that about federal criminal law, no, I don’t think a dead or alive offer is the same as hiring a hit man. After all, the very vague details of the offer probably still apply if the guy is already dead when you find him…

    But what do I know?

    I know that solicitation to kidnapping (at the least) is a crime. Would anyone have the stones to prosecute? Hang on, I have to throw myself down a staircase for even thinking about the possibility.

  213. yeah Cyn you are a “servant of Sonja” hahahaha

    Can I be a servant of Cyn?

    I’ll do anything you want.

  214. ‘Sup! I was puttin’ the little guy to bed and came back to this on TwitchFace.

    You have to go look at it on the web or somewhere so you can see the avatard.

  215. How does one sign up for this “Servant of Sonja” job?

    One must be able to cook and do yard work while wearing a shiny neon green thong.

  216. Would anyone have the stones to prosecute?

    In my other life, I would. I have the stones in this life but my brains were not trained to retain all sorts of crap one must retain to do lawyering.

  217. Gabe,
    Thanks, No Big. It’s not like DoJ is real anyway.
    Just wondering…

  218. One must be able to cook and do yard work while wearing a shiny neon green thong.
    What does she charge per hour? Is cleaning included?

  219. What’s up stoopidz

    Got my Hostages shirt from Cathy. Most yeeeeeeeeee

  220. ChrisP
    I cannot quote chapter and verse like lawyers can, but I have seen 2 felony statutes quoted for solicitation for murder and solicitation of kidnapping. I did not look up the statutes cited so it could be total BS.

  221. Hahahaha

  222. I have my fingers crossed for a job in South Carolina. I sent a shiny updated resume to a friend HR called today and I replied with crossed fingers!

  223. Table’s turned, now it’s her turn to cry. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRA7XAqEn70&feature=related

  224. What’s up stoopidz

    According to email from Doug (Wickedpinto), there is a shitstorm going on at Cathy’s Facebook page amongst him and Cyn and Sohos. I don’t have access to Cathy’s page, so I really don’t know what is going on. Thank God for small blessings.

  225. Vmax, you’re going to get a Lutheran prayer, on the knees, right now.

  226. Vmax, fingers crossed.

  227. Batman,
    He’s just freakin’ out like the old days. Gonna’ unfriend, gonna drop facechimp. etc…
    Like I said; Drama Queen.
    Same ol’ same ol’.
    No big thing.

  228. Vmax,
    Good Luck, buddy!
    This could really happen for you.

    Bruce, Doug needs to turn-off the computer and go for a quiet walk.

  229. Michael, the only shitstorm was WP getting upset. Couldn’t figure out why.

  230. Cyn wasn’t even there until it was over.

  231. I bet it was over the eagle talk.

  232. Hate it when I miss all the fun.

  233. Nah, maybe he had a bad day.

  234. Cyn, at least you and Sohos have minions and servants.

  235. Hate it when I miss all the fun.

    Did you see my comment where I volunteered to be your servant?

    Your darkest fantasies can come true.

  236. Yeah, he’s never done anything exactly like that before.

  237. Your darkest fantasies can come true.

    *gazes off as if dreaming*

    *thinks of woodchippers*

    OH wait, you were talking to cyn. Nevermind.

    *shuffles off whistling*

  238. Beasn,
    Yeah, That’s what I was thinking. He should just shut it off, step away, and go to a movie, or some other distraction.

  239. Okay, I just went to Ace’s for the first time today. How come Canseco thinks Gore be dead? And what is he smoking?

  240. Beasn, I don’t think you are even close to being big enough to hoist me into a woodchipper. You would have to rent a fork lift.

  241. That Canseco thing is teh craziness, beasn.

    Steroids apparently melt your brain in addition to your nuts. Who knew?

  242. not a shitstorm just sillyness. I really didn’t think it any big deal. I like wicked but he fixates on the most random shit and turns it into something it’s not.

  243. Andy, HAHAHAHA!

  244. >> One must be able to cook and do yard work while wearing a shiny neon green thong.

    I’M IN!

  245. I’m studying for Jose’s Global Warming Pop Quiz tomorrow!!

    *sharpens twenty #2 pencils, sniffing each one before lining them up on my desk*

  246. I don’t think you are even close to being big enough to hoist me into a woodchipper. You would have to rent a fork lift.

    Hmmm. How about in pieces?

  247. Michael~ Cyn wasn’t even there. Doug was just being his douchey self. He tried to lecture her and I basically told him to STFU. Not a big deal at all

  248. LauraW,
    Don’t forget to chew on them a little,
    Only if they are “Eberhard Faber No 2”, if they are Chinese, DON’T chew on them…

  249. YOU’RE HIRED!!!!!!

  250. Laura, don’t trip and stab yourself with one.

    YOU WILL GET LEAD POISONING. Or lose an eye.

  251. And be sure to completely fill in the oval and to not make any stray marks on your Scantron sheet.

  252. I’ve been seeing demotivational posters based on Canseco’s tweets for awhile now. Ace was en fuego today. I think I broke something.

  253. Hmmm. How about in pieces?

    Sweetie, I’ve met you. You’re only a little bit larger than Tinkerbell, and you don’t have wings.

    Let’s just give up on the woodchipper fantasy.

  254. and you don’t have wings.

    Ahhh, but Rosetta does. I bet he could be bought.

  255. I’m sure I pissed off another HS friend by telling him that the NYT article he linked on EPA’s new regs on coal-fired plants was a load of noxious cow manure. I also wrote that the regulations were, indeed, designed to shut down plants that provide nearly 50% of the electricity in the country.

    Stupid, fucking liberal sheep!

  256. Michael,
    One word: CHAINSAW.

  257. Hmmm. How about in pieces?

    beasn, the problem solver.

  258. Chief, piss ’em all off. They deserve a foot up the ass.

  259. MCPO are you going to watch Game of Thrones this season? There is a show on right now that will rehash and discuss the next season

  260. YOU WILL GET LEAD POISONING. Or lose an eye.

    FALSE: I’ve had pencil lead in my hand for 30 years, and I’m completely normal.

    Yes. Yes I am.

  261. Jay, or we could make jerky out of him first, like that actress did her placenta before eating it.

    o_O

  262. I hope it was cooked or smoked.

    (wtf am I saying)

  263. really? we’re dropping placenta jerky bombs on h2 nowadays

  264. and I’m completely normal.

    You do smile a lot. Almost too smiley.

    *fiddles with mustache as I study Jay*

  265. SoHoS – Absolutely! This season is based on “A Clash of Kings”.

  266. I need some more material for my facebookpundits.com site. Come on now someone send me some shit to post on there.

  267. damn, those customer service stories linked on the ONT are quite amazing.

  268. They have been showing 2 episodes of season 1 per night of G o T leading up to the sunday season 2.

  269. Can’t wait for Game of Thrones to start again. I read all the books, and want to see what they did with the story.

  270. You need to catch this show

  271. just turned it on, that horse queen actress looks quite different without the blonde hair.

  272. What channel? HBO show is Luck, isn’t it?

  273. Jay – Same here. They are showing Luck.

  274. two fun stories re: my ongoing software sales world:

    1) Beat our biggest competitor (whom I used to work for) on a sale yesterday. They win more, but I won this one. Later in the day, numbskull daughter burned hand and had to be taken to walk-in clinic.

    Which just happens to be right across the street for the offices of previously referenced competitor’s offices.

    Yes, I yelled “I BEAT YOU TODAY, SCUM!” as we drove past. And yes, wiserdaughter laughed with me.

    2) Spoke to a center in NYC yesterday who I quoted a while back. They want me in to speak with them next week. They had reps from my previous employers there Monday. Who were basically laughed out of the building.

    The biggest problem my previous employer has is that they simply do not understand what the market will bear when it comes to price. Lost more sales than I can remember because they tried to go from $8million in the hole to profitable on a single deal.

    It seems they haven;t learned anything since I left. Their quote was almost 15 times mine.

    Unbelievable.

  275. Reelz

  276. It was on the Reelz channel. It is an HBO show

  277. Thanks! I’ll check it out.

  278. HBO is showing it at 11:45 central tonight, Chief. It’s almost over now.

  279. But Wiser, the power of the word Solutions! FTW.

  280. I just checked the showings for that show, it will be on Reelz again late tomorrow night or early Sun morn.

  281. Well done wiserbrah hopefully you saved your old leads from previous company.

  282. But Wiser, the power of the word Solutions! FTW.

    Shocking that it isn’t working for them….

    Just shocking.

    I made sure to tell the guy that he was probably being quoted that because of their address. That;s how that company operates.

    That way,if they come back with a lower quote, they will still look like assholes.

    Maanwhile, this one center is a part of a group of 16.

    heh heh heh…

    Greedy Asshole Solutions™

  283. Heh, we had a company quote us a job that was like that, wiser. After talking to us the second time, I think the previous rep lost his job.

  284. Well done wiserbrah hopefully you saved your old leads from previous company.

    did better than that.

    have old hd from old laptop.

  285. Congrats, wiserbuns! I hope you gave your old company the single finger salute!

  286. After talking to us the second time, I think the previous rep lost his job.

    I guarantee you it was not the reps idea. I am positive the CEO and the money guy made them quote that price.

    They did it to me once. Made me bump my quote by $100k over standard pricing, with the justification that “hey, they can afford it.” From $300k to $400k for no good reason.

    Surprise! I lost the sale. “too expensive for a product that really hasn’t proven itself in the market.”

    Got shit for that. “How come you lost that sale???” They simply could not understand how the prospect just wouldn’t acquiesce to being fucked in the ass.

    Year later, CEO and Sales Manager close a sale for the exact same system in exact same size and type of facility. Of course, I found out later that they sold that system for $150k.

    When I asked why they could sell that system for $150k and I had to quote $400k, I was told “well, we reeeally wanted this sale…..”

    Yeah….. that makes sense…… I didn’t want mine all that much….

  287. Congrats, wiserbuns! I hope you gave your old company the single finger salute!

    Well, wiserdaughter was in car, so I had to kinda “pretend to”

    She hates them as much as I do.

    Love that kid for understanding.

  288. No coffee for you on that deal, huh.

  289. That was probably best that you only pretended to, because of course then you’d have to explain your hand gestures.

  290. Could be, wiser, very possible. The first quote looked like it was added up off the company site, with list price as the starting point multiplied out to number of instances.

  291. No coffee for you on that deal, huh.

    Yeah… fuck that….

    I drank their coffee….

    But I didn’t like it

  292. Way to go Wiserbabe! *does hurkey…limps off*

  293. Killed it? MY job is done here

  294. Way to go Wiserbabe! *does hurkey…limps off*

    careful, baby… don’t break anything….

  295. Nope. Thread ain’t dead till *I* kill it.

  296. *hands Xbrad flamethower

    have at it, buddy.

  297. You do realize the first step would be to ignite you, right?

  298. Ah, another midnight shift with just me and xbrad–at least until sean derps by.

  299. *crop dusts poat on the way to bed

    Enjoy!

  300. OK… who wants to kill J’ames?

    The bidding starts at $5.

  301. Have you ever danced with the Derp in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my friends.

  302. PJ?

    http://tinyurl.com/7p4fls6

  303. Damn nothing good on TV tonight. Guess I’ll catch up on some of the days threads at Ace’s. He was on fire on twitter this afternoon.

  304. One Tree Hill was on!

    You can probably catch tonight’s episode on the CW website.

  305. I guess with the repeal of Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell you can watch One Tree Hill now in the military.

  306. Maybe the Shake Weight infomercial will be on later.

  307. Yeah, Phat, totally gay:

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/07/06/load-heat-52/

  308. http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/07/14/load-heat-53/

  309. Aah, now I smell what you’re smoking…

  310. All of the network streams are blocked here at work.

  311. Well, I wasn’t seriously suggesting you watch OTH.

    Just skip straight to downloading pron.

  312. Sorry, got a little busy for bit.

    Thank god that’s over! Back to watching MST3K on youtube.

  313. wakey wakey

  314. But I don’t wanna go to work!

  315. FINALLY. Someone else is up.

  316. Good morning.

  317. I’m not sure if I woke up super hungry or if I’m having second thoughts about selling the Honda.

    Could be either.

  318. The court has no authority under the Constitution to judge the merits or effectiveness of the health care law.
    *
    Did Congress have a rational basis for concluding that the economic effects of a broken health care system warranted a national solution? The answer is incontrovertibly yes.

    This is why no one with a brain reads the NYT. These two sentences are in the same oped.

  319. The sooner the “paper of record” goes the way of print Britannica, the better.

  320. Work time.

  321. There is a funny article here about the “White House/media Cocoon” which is just SHOCKED that there are actually merits to the right’s argument regarding Obamacare. Tidbit, but better stuff there.

    It is unimaginable that the great solons on the Hill — Pelosi, Reid, Dodd, Frank — could possibly write a bill which might actually be unconstitutional despite its hundreds of pages that not one person read, and that we couldn’t possibly know what was in it until they passed it.

  322. Hi!
    How R U?
    Coffee?
    Kthanksbye

  323. Morning peeps

  324. And helloooooo Sniperman; I will be sorry to see him go.

  325. Goodbye Sniperman, hello new post.


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