Sluttification

Hey look!  A slut!

No way!  There’s more over here!

Mercy!  There’s another. . . never mind he’s not a slut.  He’s a hooker.

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[UPDATE: Your Mom]

That picture was brought to you by slut shim.

369 Comments

  1. I’ve never seen that picture of Rosetta before.

  2. Andy – He was handing out autographed copies in CT.!

  3. I ♥ Hooker.

    Wut?

  4. Let’s all have a good laugh
    Jabba the slut
    http://youtu.be/OPcod8IS214

  5. Your Pulitzers are in the mail Jew!!

  6. good sluts

  7. Shadow love was quick and clean, life’s a well-thumbed machine
    I saw you watching from the stairs, you’re everyone that ever cared
    Oh lordy, oh lordy, you know I need some loving
    Move me, touch me

  8. I’ve never knowingly met a hooker. Darn shame, really.

  9. Chief that’s gross.

  10. Jabba the slut

    We’ve all had that one-night-stand, amiright?

  11. With all this focus on sluts, I can’t help but feel that the random dudes that the sluts are having sex with are getting lost in the shuffle.

    WHO WILL SPEAK FOR THE RANDOM DUDES?!!

  12. Leon, if you ever been in a hotel bar, you’ve met hookers.

  13. YOU SLUT

  14. How does a gay man like Jew (more manly than most men) perfectly demonstrate the mind of H2?

  15. Sometimes when MCPO goes off his meds he recites irrelevant song lyrics.

    NTTIATWWT!!

  16. I’ve never been in a hotel bar.

  17. I think I just pooped myself:

    http://is.gd/HwadeM

  18. Wait, no, I was in one in Three Rivers, Michigan, with a few of my cousins.

    They aren’t hookers.

  19. Cuffy, I’m going to go ahead and say, that that is the grossest thing I’ve seen since that pic of Rosetta frenching MCPO.

  20. I think I just pooped myself:

    *erases lined-out “Cuffy” on Kill List*

    *re-writes “Cuffy” neatly*

  21. Mare – Thanks for recognizing. It’s tough to link videos from the iPad.

  22. Awesome. I’ve always wanted a Pulitzer. How many Nobels are in a Pulitzter?

  23. MCPO, I actually like it.

    It’s a mind exercise. Because I’m musically retarded, it takes a little more mental work to figure out what song.

  24. That was MCPO frenching Rosetta. Manlez was as surprised as the rest of us.

  25. Pulitzers are for writing!!

  26. Yeah, Nobels are for nothing.

  27. Trix are for kids/

  28. Yeah, even a douche President who has only been around about three months can get a Nobel.

  29. Who’s

  30. Ha! Hotspur, I was fumbling with my password.

  31. Hahahahaha

  32. I about to get a Nobel for this porterhouse imma grilling. It’s a small cow.

  33. Ace is going nucking futz on twitter:

    https://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ

    I think he’s high…

  34. What are you serving with it. Hotspur?

    It’s all in the details.

  35. Oh sure,
    Now LauraW’s playing…

  36. ChrisP, I didn’t read them all, but I think Ace is making fun of what the government should pay for……re: contraception….but not sure.

  37. *commercial break*

    Ewww, Seriously?, So Gross!

    *back to your regular programming*

  38. Pulitzers are for writing!!

    Huh. Mine must’ve got lost in the mail.

  39. Tricks are for sluts hookers!

  40. Gotten

    /’Spur.

  41. Mission Accomplished: tater can’t fit on the plate.

  42. WA State Caucus results trickling in…

    http://www.cbsnews.com/primary-election-results-2012/state.shtml?state=WA

  43. Stoopid Cuffy. You’re not supposed to let the food touch in any case. What if meat juice got on the tater? What would you do then?

  44. Gotten

    /’Spur.

    Perhaps it didn’t get lost in the mail after all…

  45. I cook my taters in meat juice. It makes them taste more like food.

  46. Seriously, this steak is as big as a flukevag.

  47. You are supposed to cook taters in tongue juice.

  48. I pure hate you, Cuffy.

  49. SLUT

    Studies Law something something

  50. Meat Juice
    hummm

  51. The U is prolly for Uterus.

  52. flukevag.

    That’s big!!

  53. SLUT- Studies Law, Unless Testifying (in front of a mock hearing, and lying her ass off).

  54. Ace is doing performance art on the twitter machine right now.

  55. I lost a job today. My bid was $934, someone else bid $931.

    FFFFFFUUUUUUUU

  56. Whoa, Rush lost Carbonite.

    Goddammit, it’s gonna be all Tea all the time.

  57. What was the job, Scott?

  58. Funny thing is, I was finally about to get around to buying some online backup & Carbonite had top-of-mind brand equity for me… due entirely to Rush.

    On to Mozy.

  59. Studies Law Under Theologians

  60. Nobody wear red tomorrow, m’kay? Thanks.

    http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/team/_/id/25/california-golden-bears

  61. Doesn’t Rush have the highest ratings in talk radio? And one of the most loyal listener bases, for that matter? It shouldn’t be terribly difficult for his producers to fill the void.

    This whole thing has veered into the absurd.

  62. I use McAfee

  63. It was 4-5 pieces of furniture from Boston to Denver.

    The guy who undercut me by $3 is a rookie, operates illegally and is uninsured. I am legal, insured, and have 100% positive feedback.

    Good luck idiot.

  64. the bleeding continues….

  65. Fuck’em, Scott. Hope his stuff is scattered over two miles of I-80. Fucking hippie.

  66. I’m still eating this thing!

    PS: /fluke

  67. DinT – U mad bro?

  68. mad? Not me, I’m seeing this thing fall out the way I thought it would.

    I hope Rush can stem the tide.

  69. Well, that was fun. Work called and begged me to come in to do a wedding cake. Work an hour, get paid for four. The other gal was too worked up to do it because it was not hard.

    It wiped me out actually. Would have liked to have been carried back to my car.

    And the results of shit hitting the fan this weekend -

    - cake decorator put in her two weeks
    - other cake decorator went off on first decorator and walked out.
    She might be fired.

    Managers were extremely nice to me and remaining decorator.

  70. Ace finally stopped the Twitter-Tsunami. He’s probably passed-out somewhere. He was going at it for hours.

  71. I hope Rush can stem the tide.

    The left and their community organizer leaders will love nothing better than to get him off air. Thus, the mountain out of a molehill.

  72. It really doesn’t bother me that much MCPO.

    There are some people that I would rather not work for.
    This was likely one of them.

  73. I sunburned my bald head last saturday it was still pealing. I think I sunburned it again today.

    I took 500 pictures at my Cuz’s wedding. Lots of purty gurlz

  74. Can his supporters do their own twittering to said sponsors.

  75. Vmax, if you don’t wear a hat, slap some block up there. You don’t need skin cancer.

  76. Ask for a raise Beasn!

  77. Rush will withstand this, but it’s a setback.

    On an unrelated note, the 3rd ACR is blowing up shit tonight out at Ft. Hood.

    It’s the sound of freedom.

  78. beasn, yes they can. And I hope they do.

    Rush isn’t going off the air. They kicked him off ESPN too, everyone said that would be the end of him. Yeah, that worked out well.

  79. I smell engineer.

  80. & Carbonite had top-of-mind brand equity for me… due entirely to Rush.

    On to Mozy.

    Call them and let them know why you won’t be going with them.

  81. Beasn: yes, but no one has to read it.

    As a species, we now create exabytes of data regularly. Most of it is utter bilge, and will nonetheless be datamined by the AIs that are eventually going to decide that we’re a dead end.

  82. It works for the other side, leon. They create data too. This time it’s working for them.

  83. I smell engineer.

    I sense someone wants to start some shit.

  84. Adds Leon to list.

  85. Rush will stay on the air regardless. At worst, his advertising rates will go down, which will enable NEW advertisers to sign up, and increase THEIR profitability.

    Capitalism rocks.

  86. BREAKING: Carbonite devotes three entire server farms to backing up Fluke’s Match.com account.

  87. Sandra Fluke was rejected by eHarmony. True story.

  88. In other news, who’s the #3 team in the Big 12? Yeah baby!

  89. Ask for a raise Beasn!

    My review is in May and I will hold out for the maximum. They give everyone the same amount no matter how shitty their work ethic is. I don’t accept that and have told them as much the last two years. I did get more but big whoop, a dime.

  90. I’m a little sad the one decorator gave her two weeks. She is 72 and a real trip. She could almost be a hostage.

    *wonders if I could talk her out of it*

    Oh well, hopefully they will see the load that beasn has been carrying and when she calls in – rarely – the place falls to poop.

  91. Ask for the manager job, Beasn.

  92. I hope they notice, beasn. If they don’t, they don’t deserve you, and you should look for greener pastures, because it won’t get any better.

  93. It’s funny because she’s promiscuous!

  94. They executed him? Screw that, start the frickin bombing.

  95. Now I want a porterhouse, after thinking about the one Cuffy made.

  96. The time to bomb Iran was 1981. We screwed that one up good.

  97. Beasn
    I do not know what you make but your employer is good about education and promotion etc.

    Butchers make $20+/hour
    Perhaps a lateral transfer to the meat dept and in a year or so those dimes could be dollars.

  98. J’ames, I’ve heard unconfirmed reports. Weasel Zippers says they haven’t been able to confirm it, and got the report from Freepers, so take it with a grain of salt.

  99. I had a T-bone the day I cashed my last check from the Beltway Bandits.

  100. I didn’t mean to get this monster, Jay. But I’d been painting all day, went to the grocery, and the beast was on sale. SOLD!

  101. I have a couple of ribeyes thawed. They’ll be for tomorrow’s bfast, though.

  102. meh, they won’t bomb, anyway. But if they did/do execute him, something has to be done. They can’t get away with that one.

  103. The time to bomb Iran was 1981. We screwed that one up good.

    1979.

    Why you giving them a 2 year grace period?

  104. Ask for the manager job, Beasn.

    Hells no. I like what I’m doing. If we could get some more dependable people over there – and some that have a smidgen of talent with decorating, then I would consider it.

    They are ridiculous in their demands for the few people we have and the little they pay….we have like 5 layers of management at the store level.

  105. heh, I love those sales, cuffy!

  106. But if they did/do execute him, something has to be done. They can’t get away with that one.

    Sure they can. Obama said we have no business sticking our nose in their business, when the people of Iran stood up. It’s selective outrage and despot removal.

  107. meh, they won’t bomb, anyway. But if they did/do execute him, something has to be done. They can’t get away with that one.

    It is barbarity, and absolutely uncivilized.

    But having said that, what they do to their own citizens is not my concern.

    I’m of two minds regarding the original hostage crisis. On the one hand, keep the faith, leave no man behind, your nation will always come for you.

    On the other hand, the cold blooded half of me would understand saying that better to expend 52 American hostages when we bomb Iran into the stone age, that no other hostages be taken elsewhere later.

  108. I’m with ya, beasn. I don’t want to be the manager. I’ve done that already.

  109. xbrad sounds like he’s part Russian, with the cold blooded half. Sounds like they don’t fuck around, when their people are taken.

  110. 1979.

    Why you giving them a 2 year grace period?

    Carter would’ve been re-elected. Also, long enough for the populace to dislike the new order, while remembering the old.

  111. Even better opportunity:
    http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/praying_mantis.htm

    Should have gone for the GOLD there!

  112. Obama said we have no business sticking our nose in their business, when the people of Iran stood up. It’s selective outrage and despot removal.

    Yup and besides, it might hurt Israel! Win-win for Barack Hussein Obama

  113. just don’t call them sluts. Wouldn’t want to cause a stir.

  114. I think very bad things about islam very bad things. I cannot say out loud.

  115. 1979.

    Why you giving them a 2 year grace period?

    Because 1979′s POTUS had a peanut where his stones should have been.

  116. Oh shit,
    I just signed-up for Twitter and hit the H2, Aces, BiW, etc…
    One of the recommendations I got was Patty Ann.
    It made me tear-up, I miss her so…
    Sorry.

  117. I do to, Vmax. I laugh openly at vegans and pagans, but Islam I see as a genuine threat without some serious reform.

  118. when we bomb Iran into the stone age, that no other hostages be taken elsewhere later.

    Jefferson did this and so did England when they had enough of paying ransoms and getting sold into slavery. The muslim world stopped that shit for awhile afterwards.

    I thought that after 9/11 we should have done the same to the Saudis. On a lesser note, stop all travel to and from that region until they get their shit together and built some churches.

  119. to -> too

  120. They don’t want us to travel over there, beasn. They just want our oil money. That’s all they need, too.

  121. Jay, they come here to get educated and invest and some to have babies. Screw ‘em. We should have also done something about tapping our own and our neighbor’s energy resources. That would have made them pause.

  122. I laugh openly at vegans and pagans

    Careful. They’ll fart at you or cast a spell on you or cast a farting spell on you.

  123. That movie ‘Paul’ was kind of cute.

  124. I thought that after 9/11 we should have done the same to the Saudis. On a lesser note, stop all travel to and from that region until they get their shit together and built some churches.

    That’s brilliant. It will give them something to burn down during the next OUTRAGE!!!1111!!!! when they aren’t killing westerners and burning American flags.

  125. Oh shit,
    I just signed-up for Twitter and hit the H2, Aces, BiW, etc…
    One of the recommendations I got was Patty Ann.
    It made me tear-up, I miss her so…
    Sorry.

    :-(

  126. One of the recommendations I got was Patty Ann.

    *gives ChrisP a big hug and shares her box of Kleenex*

  127. That would have made them pause.

    But then who will buy our “home grown” green energy?

  128. I don’t delete some of my pictures on facechimp ’cause of PA’s comments. It’s nice to still have traces of her around.

  129. And by “bomb them into the stone age” I don’t mean mass bombing of people, but nor do I mean only hitting government targets.

    Every bit of infrastructure. Power, water, every airport, major highway bridges. Make the population hurt. Blockade them. Starve them until they cry uncle. No “humanitarian” assistance.

    War by half measure leads to more war.

  130. Every time we don’t build a nuclear reactor, every well we don’t drill, every coal to liquids plant we don’t bring online, all of these keep 7th century barbarians buying gold-plated Mercedes. We turn oil into salt, and these guys fall into irrelevance in a decade or less.

  131. Yes, xbrad. All in, get it over with.

  132. But then who will buy our “home grown” green energy?

    My evil twin thinks turning them into a sheet of glass would have been easier.

  133. And by “bomb them into the stone age”

    Its a lot of effort to set them back two weeks, doncha think?

  134. Why Dave no longer interacts with his fans:

    http://tinyurl.com/7lyodyv

  135. Thanks, LC Aggie, I can’t believe I’m still grieving…
    When she pops-up, here and there, it still pulls at my heart.
    I pride myself at being objective and unemotional,
    and then she makes me a liar.

  136. I know what you mean, ChrisP.

    And you know she’s laughing about it :)

  137. Ouch, Crispy.

  138. Hell, I’m sure I heard her yelling “SLUT!” earlier this week….

  139. War by half measure leads to more war.

    That.

    Barbary Corsairs got their asses smoked, but it took a few centuries before Europe had enough.

  140. XbradTC,
    You left-out their few refineries. They actually have to import gasoline, and subsidize the cost to their people.
    Their refineries should be prime targets. Since they ran all the infidels out of the country, there is no-one to maintain them.
    The Muslims don’t do maint!
    After all it’s “Insha Allah”, in that if Allah wanted the refinery to continue to function, it would do so…

  141. so someone explain twitter to me from the standpoint of what happens after you sign up and follow people. do tweets just keep popping up on your computer whenever somebody tweets? Does that get irritating?

  142. You left-out their few refineries.

    D’oh! That was supposed to be on the target list. I’ve been drinking. Not enough to make me sexy, but enough to forget shit.

  143. it pops up in twitter, not on your computer. Fastest way to get news, IMHO.

  144. G Mohawk,
    I’m certainly no expert, as I’ve been a Twitter member for 30 minutes, but I get the impression that you log-on to twitter and see “Tweets” from those that you have followed on that tab in your browser.
    That is worth exactly what you paid for it…

  145. it pops up in twitter, not on your computer. Fastest way to get news, IMHO.

    Or Brad’s latest poats, which is really the same thing when you think about it…

  146. BiW, you follow me?

    Cuz I’m pretty sure I’m not following you. Of course, tonight’s the first time in 3 months I’ve logged into twitter.

  147. <<>>>

    So….twitter is not on my computer?
    *looks around furtively like I am the mark at the table*

  148. Where the fuck is that jayinamy ratbasterhostageetee

  149. Yes Brad, I follow you, and have since I signed up for the distraction.

  150. J’Ames – What name do you tweet under?

  151. XbradTC,
    As have I, but fucking-over Iran is “RIGHT UP THERE” in my priority list.
    The power-grid, generation facilities, etc… Secondary targets.
    When the great unwashed masses can no longer get gasoline, there’s gonna’ be trouble, that starts with T, that rhymes with P, and that stands for Pool.
    /music man

  152. well, I meant it’s not like an instant message, sorry should have been more specific.

    You can also put different users in lists, so you can sort them easily.

  153. G., yes, when people you follow tweet, you’ll see their messages. Unless they do something called an @ mention and you don’t follow the other person AND the @ is the first character in the tweet. For example, if I tweet something to xbrad like this:

    @xbradtc Hello Dolly

    You won’t see it unless you follow both of us. A lot of times you’ll see tweets like that with a “.” in front of the @. That makes it work like a regular tweet so all followers can see it.

    Also, don’t use the stupid Twitter web client. Get Tweetdeck or something that lets you view multiple columns at once.

  154. 140 character limit. How the fuck do YOUcope with twitter BiW

  155. Cuz I’m pretty sure I’m not following you.

    And in this, you display better taste than some give you credit for.

    It also happens to place you in really good company, so there is that, too…

  156. I’m under @pxystick, chief.

  157. Also, don’t use the stupid Twitter web client. Get Tweetdeck or something that lets you view multiple columns at once.

    This makes life a lot easier. HootSuite is pretty good too.

  158. Chief,
    I’m so drunk that I can’t remember whether I followed you, or not. I got H2, Xbad, Andy, Ace, BiW…

  159. Yeah, I use Hootsuite on my work computer sometimes. It’s good.

    If you have an iPad, I highly recommend dropping the 5 bucks or whatever it is on Twittelator.

    Of all the Twitter clients I use, that one’s absolutely the best.

  160. And, hey, @TheH2 was always intended to be a group tweeting thing, so if any of you want the keys just let me know.

  161. 140 character limit. How the fuck do YOUcope with twitter BiW

    I don’t. It’s all ghost written for me.

  162. I just use twitter to disseminate my blog posts to the world. Or watch Ace trip out from time to time.

  163. The only reason I read xbrad’s blog is because it’s tweeted :-)

    Every poat on this POS is tweeted too, FWIW.

  164. Jay you gotta facechimp me a picture to wear for the next 24to hours.

  165. I thought you read my blog because Roamy and Craig put real effort into THEIR posts.

    //weeps

  166. And, hey, @TheH2 was always intended to be a group tweeting thing, so if any of you want the keys just let me know.

    I don’t know what you might have heard, but I’m not that kind of a boy.

  167. I decided o abandon my FATEcarguy twitter and open a Vmaximus account. Not that I tweet much but why not?

  168. I didn’t know we had a bet, but ok, count.

  169. NYTOL

  170. Hah, missed your message earlier, count.

  171. Ok. Time to get the boys in bed, then watch me some Gwen Cooper.

    Don’t secretly tweet the password to the H3 to each other until after I leave, m’kay?

  172. Oh! She’s not bad at ALL, Send me a dozen pics and I’ll feature her for Load HEAT.

  173. My heart is broken for Andrew Breitbart’s kids, and his wife.

    sonofa..

  174. Anyone here know anything about nuclear medicine?

    I am considering going back to school for something medical like a RN or a dosimeterist. Not that I want to be a RN but the pay is good and they are hiring. 3 years of funemployment really sucks donkey balls.
    I have enough credits that I can do a NM or RN in a year.

  175. Bad news: Jenny Grandstand is getting her own show.
    Good news: it’s on Current, so no one will see it.

  176. A friend of mine did his PhD in Health Physics, Vmax. It’s a good field if you have the interest and aptitude.

  177. What is that Leon?

  178. Not that I have a BS of anything let alone a PhD

  179. Evening all. Who wants Orange Hot Cocoa? I’m in a cooking mood.

  180. Generally it’s irradiating people just enough to kill things that are hurting them, without actually killing the people. He does research on methods and treatment protocols now.

  181. My heart is broken for Andrew Breitbart’s kids, and his wife.

    sonofa..

    This.

  182. I’ll take cocoa, thanks.

  183. Can I get hot cocoa, hold the orange? With some nice mini-marshmallows?

  184. Yes, I could do that. I like it with the orange though. It’s like a liquid Terry’s chocolate orange ^_^

    .. yeah, I was browsing the Pioneer Woman earlier today. SO MUCH STUFF I WANT TO EAT.

  185. If you haven’t seen it:
    http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2012/03/01/

  186. Holy crap, this tweet thing seems kinda complicated with the Hootdecks et al. And you all have blogs too. Man, I am either a internet Luddite or I just don’t have that much to say.

    Tweets, blogs, comments…..oh wait you all gave up sex didn’t you?

  187. Not so much that I “gave up” sex….;

  188. I’m pretty sure Twitter is where productive time goes to die.

  189. >> oh wait you all gave up sex didn’t you?

    Some of us refer to that as “getting married”, but, yeah.

  190. The 1 dosimeterist I know determines the dose of radiation and the path that it travels so to not affect any surrounding tissue. She made hellacious big bucks.

    In my town there are less than 10 cancer centers so there are 10 dosimeterist’s making 6 figures. What i need to know is are there 50 people applying for 10 jobs? Or what.

  191. >>>>>What i need to know is are there 50 people applying for 10 jobs? Or what. <<<<

    My guess is any job in the health field, especially if it is combined with technology is gonna be good for some time.

  192. I killed it

  193. Hi GMo.
    Gotta check things out.

  194. Its dead, Jim.

  195. we kilt it dead Gmo
    Deader than dead

  196. I am going to the beach tomorrow. Nuthin but blue skies!
    More sunburnt head. Wait I have spf50 spray.

  197. No. It’s only mostly dead.

    It’ll perk up once I finish downloading busty lesbian pron.

  198. Here’s a thought, Vmax.

    Wear. A. Hat.

  199. Wear. A. Hat.
    spf 50 will work maybe

  200. of course that is one of the good things I find here, 1 comment every 4 minutes, less to keep up with, the HQ is so popular these days those comments just fly by.

    Hi Vmax *reaches out shakes hand on introduction*

  201. Wow. I love the post baby and jeeeeez Count is all about yall fucking poating from his phone

  202. my family has history of skin cancer, if I am outside a hat is on.

  203. My family has a history of colorectal cancer.

    I hope that doesn’t mean I need to wear a buttplug!

  204. It does, xbrad.

  205. Bury a potato under the light of the full moon. Dig it up a month later, then shove it up your ass. Bingo bango, no colon cancer.

    Or was that warts?

  206. It was nice knowing you.

    //dies

  207. L to R Andy – Fluke
    http://i39.tinypic.com/zjc96e.gif

  208. Vaya con Dios, b-rad.

    No quiero papas fritas, gracias.

  209. http://i44.tinypic.com/2zh33uu.jpg

  210. It’s full of stars!

  211. Dunning-Krueger Part II: http://www.livescience.com/18706-people-smart-democracy.html

  212. >> L to R Andy – Fluke

    Ummm. No.

  213. Well, Andy, you gotta admit, it’s better than

    L to R: Fluke , Andy

  214. True. She’s probably packin’ some serious sausage, too.

  215. Well, Andy, you gotta admit, it’s better than

    L to R: Fluke , Andy

    Indeed.

    http://ronanjames.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fluke2.jpg?w=300&h=225

  216. Fuck salt!

    http://tinyurl.com/77h9p2v

  217. Wakey wakey

  218. You can’t make me wakey wakey.

    But apparently, sinus issues can.

  219. My balls itch.

  220. Fuck sluts!

  221. Where’s my coffee?

  222. Sandy Fluke needs to subsidize my sexcapades.

    Midget hookers cost a lot more than you’d think.

  223. I wonder what “MJ” stands for?

    Midget Junk?

  224. Musty Jew?

  225. Can you people keep it down? I was trying to sleep.

  226. Moron Joke?

  227. Mashed Jewstin?

  228. Mundane Jogger?

  229. Mango Jelly.

  230. Miserable Jackanape?

  231. Manmeat JSlut?

    (seriously, “J” is a fucked up letter! How can you work in “slut” with the letter “J?”- I blame Mare)

    Mare Jumper?

  232. This is cool.

    http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/firewood.gif

  233. A fighter on Showtime MMA last night wore one of these during his post fight interview. He won.
    http://tinyurl.com/7sphjcm/

  234. This post makes The Monogamous Baby Jesus cry.

  235. http://tinyurl.com/83on6gz/

  236. http://tinyurl.com/83on6gz/

    Hahahaha.

    *shoots shim in the face with a cannon full of bull testes*

  237. http://youtu.be/hlrM7H_WW28

  238. http://tinyurl.com/83on6gz/

    If I was running for President, that would be my yard sign.

    I’m going to get that tattooed on my face.

  239. What did you do so far this weekend?

  240. A bit slow this morning.
    http://youtu.be/jGQ-ISsDm8M

  241. Midget Jerkeroffer?

  242. I love midgets.
    When I see midgets I smile and wave.
    I need to find a midget and make that midget my friend for life.
    MIDGETS, ahhhh yes, MIDGETS.
    LOVE ‘EM

  243. Dwarves, not really. They creep me out.

  244. millennial juicebox

  245. shim have you seen that pic of me with bridget the porno midget?

  246. The word dwarves creeps me out.

    The first time I saw a “little person” I was maybe 5 or 6 years old and he scared me and I cried.

    I would like to officially apologize to that little person.

    I know what it’s like to have people look at you and cry and I don’t like it.

  247. I hate waking up early. Can’t get back to sleep…

    until it’s time to get up, of course, Then I can’t stay awake.

  248. Count– no
    Rosie–People stare at you because your nose is fuckin huge. UGLY!!

  249. xbrad, have you ever tried sleeping with the fishes?

  250. Holy shit Count, you gave her a reacharound!!
    BRAVO SIR. patting the small vag.

  251. Rosie–People stare at you because your nose is fuckin huge. UGLY!!

    It’s comments like this why people shoot at you.

    *tosses dwarf at shim’s head*

  252. she made me give her the reach around for that pic. SoHoS was about to snap the shot and she said “someone grab my croch” in this huskey little nick nolte/porno midget voice

  253. Rosie, I slept with your mom.

    She smells like fish.

    Close enough?

  254. Rosie, I slept with your mom.

    She smells like fish.

    Close enough?

    My mom would make you wish you were a pedophile in a prison shower.

  255. I can’t find the words http://i42.tinypic.com/2rfc6qd.jpg

  256. I can’t find the words jar of lard http://i42.tinypic.com/2rfc6qd.jpg

    There you go.

  257. I can’t find the words

    They’re behind that chick’s fat ass.

  258. her leg reminds me of those things they ate on the Flinstones

  259. Brontosaurus.

  260. Slutty Brontosaurus struggling to pay for her birth control.

    * throws condom *

  261. Not nice Countchocula- Here:
    http://youtu.be/DvVDqnq46lM

  262. Mike Castle is the squish douche that Christine O’Donnell primaried into retirement in Delaware in 2010 and he was just on MSNBC.

    The ridicule that we endured for her being a terrible candidate was worth it. He’s a fucking faggot asshole cocksucking piece of shit.

  263. Slutty Brontosaurus struggling to pay for her birth control.

    * throws condom *

    HEESEELEEUEETEE!

    MOM!! SCOTT IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO I’M GOING TO HAVE A BEER!!

  264. hahahahahah

    sippin on a little jameson with a plate of bruschette listening to vanessa williams…..

  265. Mark Jonathan.

  266. I was going to say “sausage fest” and then MJ showed up.

  267. Rewind hahahahaha
    http://youtu.be/M03XGlXETRQ

  268. She prolly just wants an organic, sustainable condom.

    *wraps wiener in chicken skin

  269. Good morning lemon heads

  270. GM planned on selling 45,000 Volts this year in the US.

    Jan-Feb sales = 1600

    I fail to see the problem.

  271. I was going to say “sausage fest” and then MJ showed up.
    ——————–
    *wraps vagina in chicken skin

  272. MJ, what did you do last night?

    http://tinyurl.com/73ghcsf

  273. Mark Jonathan.

    Mango Jelly was a slightly less ghey answer.

  274. Nice sausagefest.

  275. Mango Jelly would make an awesome running mate for Ham Sandwich.

  276. Ohai, Cyn. Wanna make out?

  277. *wraps vagina in chicken skin

    Mango Jelly would make an awesome running mate for Ham Sandwich

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Let’s have random meaningless comment day.

    Resist we much.

  278. From now on, when I eat in a restaurant I will assume the waitress is a struggling law student and tip with condoms instead of cash.

    It’s the patriotic thing to do.

    * starts working on condom tip calculator app *

  279. *wraps vagina in chicken skin

    Hahahahahaha. Seriously…what does that mean?

  280. Isn’t that everyday?

  281. I am that douchebag guy. WHY??

  282. I’m changing my name to “wraps vagina in chicken skin”.

  283. Dances with Wolves was originally called wraps vagina in chicken skin.

  284. Ohai, Cyn. Wanna make out?

    Oh heck yeah!! Wait… you’re out of coffee?!?

    http://is.gd/xDz7XF

  285. http://tinyurl.com/7fmyxh4/

  286. These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  287. …tip with condoms instead of cash.

    Reservoir tip?

  288. Originally Citizen Cane was going to end with him saying “Wrap vagina in chicken skin” but it was too long so they shortened it to “Rosebud”.

  289. Racist.

    http://tinyurl.com/78m9tym

  290. Eskimos wrap vagina in chicken skin to keep it from freezing.

  291. Why did the chicken cross the road?

  292. Uh, good morning. I think. I never know around here.

  293. http://tinyurl.com/oogm8p/

  294. Eskimos wrap vagina in chicken skin to keep it from freezing.

    http://tinyurl.com/7o9cwlp

  295. How would you even know if Nancy Pelosi wrapped her vagina in chicken skin?

  296. This is the best I’ve seen Mitt Romney clearly spell out his conservative views.

    http://tinyurl.com/37p47x

  297. This is me in 8 hours.
    http://tinyurl.com/85xf27t/

  298. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/36fnlf/

  299. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU#t=00m15s

    I have to change my pants.

    brb

  300. How would you even know if Nancy Pelosi wrapped her vagina in chicken skin?

    Are you saying it’s not always wrapped in chicken skin?

    WHY IS NOTHING AS IT SEEMS?

  301. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/36fnlf/
    ——————————-
    Hahahahhahahahahahaha.

  302. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/36fnlf/

    Hahahahahaha.

    Rush may or may not have stepped over the line but from now on, anyone that pleads the case that we should pay for shit they want, they need be be mocked, called names and then have their vaginas wrapped in chicken skin.

  303. Should this chicken skin be raw or cooked? If cooked, what do you reccomend? Fried, grilled, smoked? It will make a differfence in terms of “her pleasure”.

  304. It puts the lotion on its chicken skin, or it gets the hose again.

  305. Rosetta, would you pay for my harp lessons? Thanks, and my vagina should arive via ups by Tuesday.

  306. The guy = Taxpayer

    The sloth = Fluke

    The other side of the road = Free contraception

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU#t=00m15s

  307. CHICKEN SKIN has crossed over to FB

  308. I fucked a chicken for this?

  309. I fucked a chicken for this?

    YOU CHEATED ON DOLLY????

  310. I’d like Ms. Fluke to demonstrate how the chicken skin dental dam is used.

  311. Rosetta, your little instructional video is missing a key element. The Jackboot!!

  312. I can’t find the words http://i42.tinypic.com/2rfc6qd.jpg

    About once a week, these two cross dressers come into our store to shop. Both don jaunty hats you usually see on church going old black ladies. Both are over 6 feet tall, both in high heels, lipstick, the works.

    The last time I saw the one not in the scooter (chief?), he was wearing footless leggings like that fat chick has on.

    The circus goes to Walmart.

  313. Beasn, have you offered them jobs as bakery manager yet?

    Why not?

  314. Mlow Job.

  315. Rosetta, would you pay for my harp lessons? Thanks, and my vagina should arive via ups by Tuesday.

    MOM!! PENDEJO HAS BALLS ON HIS CHIN!!

  316. I fucking can’t fucking believe it’s not fucking butter.

  317. Beasn, have you offered them jobs as bakery manager yet?

    Good idea, maybe they will keep the hordes away so that I can get shit done. They would probably be less bitchy than the one we have now.

  318. gubmint hacks = the mob

    http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=1C968611-5D16-4D42-ABAA-389F017D658E

  319. Mrs Rosetta just woke up and she’s 8 indians.

    Henry, today is the first day that you have to take care of yourself.

    GET A JOB!!!

  320. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/784573x

  321. Vagina.

  322. Ask Mrs Rosetta if she would like a greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray. TYIA.

  323. I seriously think the republican candidate should add this to our platform (after asking permission from Rosetta).

    Lick Poon = Save Big Money

    There goes the national debt!

  324. Ask Mrs Rosetta if she would like a greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray. TYIA.

    A direct quote from Mrs Rosetta:

    “I’ll kill that piece of shit motherfucker and put his skinny ass in a fucking woodchipper. What a COCK!”

  325. I’m ready for breakfast:

    http://tinyurl.com/7jvt7lg

  326. “….from now on, anyone that pleads the case that we should pay for shit they want, they need be be mocked, called names and then have their vaginas wrapped in chicken skin.”

    This for sure!

  327. A direct quote from Mrs Rosetta:
    ————————
    Hahahahaha. What a slut-mouth.

  328. Rosetta did you move into a different home yet?

  329. HOAR!!

  330. I’m cold and tired. Coming home.

  331. Rosetta did you move into a different home yet?

    Not yet. I’m about 3 months from renting this dump.

    Worst landlord ever.

    Renter: Hey! The dishwasher broke and flooded the kitchen.

    Rosetta: STFU asshole.

  332. Sons board broke, so he would have to hang in the lodge by his lonesome anyway.

  333. “Rosetta: STFU asshole.”

    Sounds like you’re on top of things.

  334. You should beat your son, and tell him you took him to go skiing, not doucheboarding.

  335. Sons board broke, so he would have to hang in the lodge by his lonesome anyway.
    —————————–
    That sucks. Those things aren’t cheap. How was the weekend?

  336. Sons board broke, so he would have to hang in the lodge by his lonesome anyway.

    Shove him in a closet and wedge a chair under the door knob until you get back from the slopes. He’ll be fine.

  337. Carin, are the roads going to be okay?

  338. Sounds like you’re on top of things.

    Really? Then what happened?

  339. There will be a new poat in a few minutes.

    brb

  340. HURRY UP!

  341. Must be checking his email.

  342. Slut.

    **giggles**

    SLUT!

  343. You don’t drink, don’t smoke
    What do you do
    You don’t drink, don’t smoke
    What do you do
    Subtle innuendos follow
    There must be something inside. . .

  344. Hey, I know that one, MCPO. Adam Ant.

  345. Good morning, Sunday skoolers.

  346. Mare – Well done!

    http://tinyurl.com/35x8jcn

  347. Oh, come on, Chief, give her a hard one.

    (Heh heh.)

  348. I don’t drink and don’t smoke and I also didnt’ get laid in college.

    BITE ME!

  349. For Mrs. Rosetta. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5s1-Fe9FA

  350. http://i.imgur.com/BqmJR.jpg

  351. huh whut?

  352. Don’t seem right
    I’ve been strung out here all night
    I’ve been waiting for the taste
    You said you’d bring to me
    Biscayne Bay
    Where the Cuban gentlemen sleep all day

  353. VMAX! How are your hands?

    You should get to the doc in the box and get some antibiotics.

  354. What did I miss? Vmax, is your new foster trying to kill you?

  355. 1:45 beasn

  356. New post assholes.

  357. Rosetta actually sent me the most adorable picture of Baby Henry. I really appreciated it.

    I discarded the enclosed form to contribute to Henry’s college fund.

  358. Late to the party….but let me say that Squid Mustache is the funniest thing I have read in at least…2 days…. plus it makes an excellent title for a quick meme.


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