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HHD with attitude

Good morning and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Today’s HHD leads off with someone that Lauraw requested many moons ago. I found new pics and figured she might need a boost without the nicotine. I hereby present Joe Manganiello, or Alcide from True Blood.


Hey, babe, let me borrow your sweater.

While I’m doing requests, TiFW requested Guy Pearce. The only shirtless one I found was kinda ugly, so I picked this one.

Redhead for Carin.

This guy is with Animosity International.

One more of Joe? Sure.

Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

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February 1, 2012
Categories: BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Space pens, Your mom likes this, Z - we don't have a Z . Tags:hi gabe, hi jewstin . Author: roamingfirehydrant

511 Comments

  1. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 7:51 am

    Oh my…what a nice pictorial for this Wednesday 😀

  2. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 7:52 am

    I am supposed to be restless today.

    Restless sounds like a pussy compared to anxiety and anger.

    We’re *here* for you and Lauraw during this trying time.

    And, by “here” I mean hiding behind the safe couch hoping you don’t see us.

  3. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 7:56 am

    Well done, Romacita! I would make Joe go to a barber but what a babe.

    I am not one of those people who actually has withdrawals from nicotine. I can smoke, or not. It’s an ingrained habit, not a physical addiction. I don’t even light up until after 6pm or so, when I get home from work.

    Change my habits, poof, that one is gone, I don’t miss it.

    Unless I’m drinking. And we’re not doing that either.

    Poor Scott has been going through the whole physical withdrawal, though. I’ve been helping him as I can. Yesterday he was drag-ass exhausted and had chills. But he’s very upbeat and knows I’m proud of him.

  4. Comment by Gabriel Malor on February 1, 2012 7:56 am

    *sets up sign on couch that reads CAR IN IS RIGHT BEHIND THIS COUCH*

    *hides in closet*

  5. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 8:00 am

    *hides in closet*

    Little late for that, Gabriel.

  6. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 1, 2012 8:00 am

    Speaking of the safe couch, anyone heard from Sox lately?

  7. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 8:01 am

    *peers behind couch*

  8. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 8:02 am

    *I’m invisible i’m invisible*

  9. Comment by Gabriel Malor on February 1, 2012 8:02 am

    Little late for that, Gabriel.

    D’oh!

  10. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 8:06 am

    Been a while since I’ve seen him anywhere, Roamy.

  11. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 8:10 am

    Seriously, guys, I’m fine. No physical withdrawal rage or nuthin’ like that.

    ::TWITCH::

    …that? …was just normal healthy daily rage. No big. My regular workout takes care of that.

    *selects a spatula and calls the dog*

  12. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 8:13 am

    I’m not coming out from behind the couch, until Gab comes out of the closet.

  13. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 8:22 am

    Man I love waking up to hot men. Well done Roamsie.

  14. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 8:24 am

    *selects a spatula and calls the dog*

    So, so very wrong.

    http://tinyurl.com/ycsxmnv

  15. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 8:25 am

    *smiles at Laura, puts a gentle hand on her shoulder, nonchalantly slides the spatula from her hand, replaces it with a cuddly Mrs. Beasley doll, squeezes both shoulders at once for strength, goes to get coffee*

  16. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 8:30 am

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/project_obama_a_puppetmaster_or_a_puppet.html

    dead on.

  17. Comment by pirata viator on February 1, 2012 8:38 am

    zomg. Best Wednesday Evar!

    *awards 954.7 Pulitzers*

  18. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 8:40 am

    Didn’t read something similar to that in ’07 or ’08, Carin? But yeah, just yeah.

  19. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 8:43 am

    Heya Pirate Vibrator!

    Weren’t you here last Wednesday at about this time too?! Ha Ha! I’m just gonna automatically start saying hello every Wednesday to you and Gabe 🙂

  20. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 8:47 am

    For Roamy: http://is.gd/0c2EAe

  21. Comment by pirata viator on February 1, 2012 8:48 am

    Ha, actually I’m here pretty much every day. Cooking, weather, puppeh gifs and HHD get me through the week.

    But this HHD is especially grand today and got me to de-lurk.

  22. Comment by Gabriel Malor on February 1, 2012 8:49 am

    I’m not coming out from behind the couch, until Gab comes out of the closet.

    H8R.

  23. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 9:04 am

    Boy morning school rush crunch time!

  24. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 9:05 am

    Oh and don’t be such strangers, you two. Mmm’wah!!

  25. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 9:08 am

    It should be called “Drive-by Wednesday”…

    *glares at Gabe and Pirata*

  26. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 9:15 am

    *fans self, falls in swoon on fainting couch*

    Ohai, Car in – whatcha doin’ back there?

    *note to self – start watching “True Blood”*

    For those of you keeping score at home, the answer to the H2 SAT question is: Pirate Vibrator::HHD as Rich::BBF.

  27. Comment by clintbird on February 1, 2012 9:21 am

    Who’s the guy with the girlie fingernails up in the header picture?

  28. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 9:30 am

    Alcide and Eric Northman are the real reasons I watch True Blood. Eric is a blonde and I don’t normally like them (just as a rule) but he is the hawt. I have been in lust w/ Guy Pierce for 20 years or so. I cannot get out of the bed. I think I have true exhaustion. Layra I’m glad you are doing ok. I have watched people I love try to quit smoking and they suffer like Scott. I’m so sorry he is dealing with that but at the same time happy yall are kicking such a destructive habit. The smoke-free Alabama commercials I saw last week in Alabama were just brutal. My Mom had to quit b/c of her accident and brother put them down to help her. He isn’t doing so good either.

  29. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 9:46 am

    What the hell is this faggotry?

  30. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 9:48 am

    Thanks Snowshoe.

    He’s been going to websites that discuss quitting and nicotine addiction and keeping track of his progress through these stages. It’s amazing how many systems of the body smoking affects.

    I’m totally psyched at Scott’s resolve this time.

  31. Comment by The Queen on February 1, 2012 9:57 am

    This was an incredible eye opener for a dreary Wednesday morning! Alcide indeed!
    The Queen approves most strongly!

  32. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 9:58 am

    Rosetta?

  33. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 9:59 am

    We have a Queen now?

  34. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 10:01 am

    Good poat yesterday Layra at AoS. This link is not for HS but those of us who like yummies. This is the other reason to watch True Blood (when does the new season start dammit!)

    http://tinyurl.com/3bu6r3p

  35. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 10:06 am

    Hahahahaha

    Ace’s poat about Juan Williams is spot fucking on. But I can tell you that there are a lot of white folks in northern Michigan (and elsewhere, I’m sure) that damn sure prefer food stamps and welfare to holding down a job.

    They built a new subsidized housing development in HotBride’s town, and rehabbed an older one. Fucking units are as nice as my house, and my house is pretty damned nice.

  36. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 10:08 am

    Sohos, we are simpatico about the whole Northman/ Alcide situation.
    Eric is like, what? Seven feet tall? Goodness. Must be lonely up there.

    *clips on climbing harness*

  37. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:10 am

    HI RICH!!

  38. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 10:13 am

    I really like his height and lankiness and Alcides just darkness. They both just exude maleness….Now I’m really not getting out of my bed

  39. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 10:13 am

    Has Queenie delurked here before?
    Hi Queenie!

  40. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:15 am

    gotta give Roamie credit were credit is due. She does know how to get the lurkers to expose themselves……

    PUT YOU PANTS BACK ON, GABE!!!

  41. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 10:18 am

    I see people using food stamps/card a HECK of a lot near me, and they’re all pretty pale.

    And, amazingly enough – I don’t seem any happier that they’re white.

    funny, huh?

  42. Comment by GMLand on February 1, 2012 10:18 am

    Good morning all you carriers!

  43. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 10:21 am

    From that Ace piece Hotspur mentioned:

    . References to a lack of respect for the “Founding Fathers” and the “Constitution” also make certain ears perk up by demonizing anyone supposedly threatening core “old-fashioned American values.”

    Lack of respect? How about a LACK OF KNOWLEDGE. The dismal state of education being what it is, you’ll find a lot of white kids with rather “limited” knowledge about the FOunding Fathers and/or the Constitution, but in urban schools – what with teaching black this and black that, they probably have little time for it all together.

    They learn about Rosa Parks and Harriet Tubman and Jim Crow. Beyond that? White men are evil. Duh.

  44. Comment by Gabriel Malor on February 1, 2012 10:24 am

    *pokes wiserbud*

  45. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:29 am

    White men are evil.

    dey be the debbil!

    (I denounce myself….)

  46. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:33 am

    *pokes wiserbud*

    I said “put your pants back on.” You’re gonna put someone’s eye out with that thing.

    But on a side note, may I just say.. impressive….

  47. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 10:36 am

    get a room you too.

  48. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:41 am

    get a room you too.

    Okay look.. If you see Jewstin, tell him I had to go on a business trip and that I’ll be back later,’k?

  49. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 10:43 am

    Where is Jewstin? I was going to see if’n he wants to meet me and Count on Saturday

  50. Comment by Gabriel Malor on February 1, 2012 10:43 am

    get a room you

    Plenty of room in this closet, wiser…

  51. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 10:43 am

    Check your fb Gabe.

  52. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 10:43 am

    *reads comments

    When is the wedding?

  53. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:46 am

    Plenty of room in this closet, wiser…

    Not with that thing hanging out there, there isn’t….

  54. Comment by The Queen on February 1, 2012 10:58 am

    Just found this site recently. I follow LC Aggie Sith and others at Hookers and Booze and Uncivil Peasants.

  55. Comment by The Queen on February 1, 2012 10:58 am

    You do! Welcome to the Queen’s World!

  56. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 11:03 am

    Welcome to the Queen’s World!

    I,for one, welcome our new overlord. I’d like to remind her that as a trusted blog personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in her underground sugar caves.

  57. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 11:04 am

    Well, Rosie has been mia for a while. We do need a new queen.

  58. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 11:06 am

    Welcome Queen. You picked a great day to delurk!

  59. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 11:09 am

    Isn’t Nick Carter Ghee’s friend? am I confusing them?

    I was busy reading the hollywood gossip rags and I see his sister died.

  60. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 11:17 am

    Yes, Carin; he’s Ghee’s bff

  61. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 11:26 am

    Keeping track of these overlords is getting a bit tedious. Can’t we get have an overlord czar?

  62. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 11:33 am

    lauraw’s post is flippin’ hilarious. Medically induced coma for the win!

  63. Comment by The Queen on February 1, 2012 11:50 am

    Thanks for the welcome! When I acquire said sugar mines…. I will let you know!

  64. Comment by The Queen on February 1, 2012 11:50 am

    Where Alcide is to be found; I won’t be far! Thanks for the welcome!

  65. Comment by The Queen on February 1, 2012 11:52 am

    I am only Queen in my world….. I write rules that, if followed, will make the world a better place. Check me out at http://queensrules.wordpress.com !

  66. Comment by GMLand on February 1, 2012 11:52 am

    Yea, just talked to Nick… very sad news indeed.

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 11:55 am

    Sorry to hear that, GMLand.

  68. Comment by count on February 1, 2012 12:04 pm

    excellent read: http://www.esquire.com/features/essay/ESQ0307ESSAY

  69. Comment by Sean M. on February 1, 2012 12:10 pm

    Good morning, jive turkeys.

  70. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 12:15 pm

    *free falls toward poat, pulls ripcord, jerks up suddenly then floats on parachute*

    *aims toward Sean to break fall*

  71. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 12:18 pm

    Just when you think that it can’t get any weirder/more shocking:

    http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2012/02/01/elementary-school-teacher-arrested-for-tying-up-and-feeding-students-his-semen/

  72. Comment by Sean M. on February 1, 2012 12:20 pm

    That’s been the top story on the news around here since yesterday, Teresa. That school’s not in the best neighborhood, and on one radio show last night they were speculating as to which gang was going to get to him.

  73. Comment by Sean M. on February 1, 2012 12:21 pm

    *crunch*

    Ow.

  74. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 12:28 pm

    That is just awful wtf is wrong with him

  75. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 12:57 pm

    I am declaring victory. The physical crap is over.

    Screw you Philip Morris!

    * toasts with cranberry juice *

  76. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 1:03 pm

    *lights up a cigar*

  77. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 1:04 pm

    Hey…you know what tastes really good with cranberry juice?

  78. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 1:05 pm

    http://is.gd/fL28Fl

  79. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 1:12 pm

    http://hotair.com/archives/2012/02/01/komen-foundation-cuts-off-planned-parenthood/

    Please be sure to send Komen a note of thanks to news@komen.org. They are being bombarded 20 to 1 against this decision.

  80. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 1:21 pm

    meh

  81. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 1:21 pm

    1. G, please pass on all our condolences to Nick, it’s simply awful.
    2. Roamy doesn’t know Joe M from True Blood – she knows him from his time on One Tree Hill.

  82. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 1:21 pm

    Great job, Scott. Make sure you celebrate the victory steps along. the way

    You and Laura are going to be spending a small fortune on rewashing all your clothes in the next few weeks, as you come across ones that smell like smoke.

  83. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 1:23 pm

    AD speaks the truth on that washing thing. Also, opening a closet door that I’d not opened in a while… wow-surprise.

  84. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 1:23 pm

    Damn hormones. My period was two words early.

  85. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 1:30 pm

    Great job, Scott and Lauraw. You too, Cyn.

  86. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 1:34 pm

    Congrats, Scott! Sounds like you’re doing great!

    And yes, pretty soon, all your non freshly washed clothes will smell badly. But, on the bright side, pretty soon food is gonna start tasting REALLY good.

  87. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 1:34 pm

    I had forgotten that Cyn is going through this also. Sorry!

    Congrats to you, too!

  88. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 1:36 pm

    Meh.

    derp

  89. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 1:45 pm

    I’d also like to congratulate Car in for something, since she’s obviously feeling left out.

    Congrats, Car in!

  90. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 1:48 pm

    pretty soon food is gonna start tasting REALLY good.

    I remember the first piece of strawberry cheesecake I had after I quit. I was thinking “Wow, this must be the best cheesecake I’ve ever had.”

    And the first really fine bourbon? Heaven!

  91. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 1:49 pm

    I thought she was choking on her drool over the redhead…

  92. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 1:50 pm

    I’d also like to congratulate Car in for something, since she’s obviously feeling left out.

    Nice butt.

  93. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 1:52 pm

    Car in’s the only person her that sacrificed a kidney for a loved one.

    I sacrificed my liver.

  94. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 1:54 pm

    Rosetta takes Henry to the Wild West Show:

  95. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 1:55 pm

    Good news Brad. Your beloved McDonalds Double will no longer have ammonia in it.

    http://courantblogs.com/bottom-line/no-more-pink-slime-at-mcdonalds/

  96. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 1:58 pm

    I kinda liked the ammonia.

  97. Comment by George Orwell on February 1, 2012 1:59 pm

    I’m loving lauraw’s latest candidate discoveries at AOS. Perhaps we will have some real choices this fall. Planetary-scale destruction and mental oblivion are two of the best ideas to hit our political scene since extending the franchise to the Undead.

  98. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:05 pm

    I’ll take the congrats, but I’m just bored. And trying to learn how to crochet. So, I’ll work a stitch for a bit, then come hang here for a bit.

    I’m also wondering when I’m going to get my MIC for 2012. The quicker the better.

  99. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 2:09 pm

    keep up the good work, S&L&C.

    I’m rooting for all of you.

  100. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:10 pm

    And, I’m beyond thrilled that Scott and Lauraw are quitting smoking. I’m sure by this summer, the two will be dying to join me in a marathon or something.

    Right?

  101. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:10 pm

    And cyn. Of course.

  102. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 2:16 pm

    And trying to learn how to crochet.

    What have you done with the real Car in?

  103. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 2:17 pm

    Half Marathon in Savannah? November.

    Also this:

    http://www.ruggedmaniac.com/

    I think I’m going to do this with a friend.

    Wife=areyoufuckingkiddingme?

  104. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 2:17 pm

    Now if only we could get Wiser and Wiserbud to quit.

  105. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:21 pm

    And trying to learn how to crochet.

    What have you done with the real Car in?

    I love this kind of shit. So many times when I need to be “half-aware” of what’s going on , but I’m bored as shit. When my dad was in the hospital last week I was reminded of the glory that is knitting – but I want to learn to crochet. Seems easier. My FAVORITE sweater is one I knitted in my 20’s. Thick, expensive wool. Love it.

  106. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 2:21 pm

    Car in, Mare and Cyn apparently went ahead with their lesbian spinster retirement plan:

    http://tinyurl.com/7fkxpgp

  107. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 2:22 pm

    I think MCPO is using the ecigs too.

  108. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 2:24 pm

    Nice pic:

    http://tinyurl.com/6lhok6e

  109. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:25 pm

    It’s only 5 K?

    They have those all over the place. Warrior Dash is also another brand name of this kind of race.

    WHy don’t you step and be a Real Man™ and do the Tough Mudder?

  110. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:26 pm

    Nice pic:

    http://tinyurl.com/6lhok6e

    I really would like to see that some day.

  111. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 2:26 pm

    Uh oh, Car in and MJ are comparing dicks again.

  112. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 2:26 pm

    Now if only we could get Wiser and Wiserbud to quit.
    ——————–
    But how will we know who the cool kids are at the meatface?

  113. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 2:28 pm

    Car in, I’ve seen it a few times while living in Washington. It’s mesmerizing.

  114. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 2:29 pm

    Maybe you could crotchet xbrad a pair of dickslippers.

  115. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:30 pm

    Uh oh, Car in and MJ are comparing dicks again.

    It’s not really fair of me, is it?

    I’ll be nice.

  116. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 2:30 pm

    WHy don’t you step and be a Real Man™ and do the Tough Mudder?
    ———————————-
    Real Men probably don’t wear white belts after labor day. No thanks.

    I guess I didn’t have anyone to do this crap with, but now a friend of mine has lost 30 pounds and he’s game.

  117. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 2:33 pm

    I’ll probably need some sort of exercise program. I’m out of training sessions and I think they are too expensive to continue. You were right, I was wrong. You’re good looking, I’m ugly. You’re brave, I’m a coward.

    Now how about that program? Eh?

  118. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:34 pm

    Maybe you could crotchet xbrad a pair of dickslippers.

    I’m not that advanced yet.

  119. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:35 pm

    Yea, those things would probably be more fun to run with someone.

    Which I have yet to find.

    Wimps. I’m surrounded by wimps.

  120. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 2:36 pm

    You’d need a LOT of yarn.

  121. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 2:38 pm

    Wimps. I’m surrounded by wimps.
    ————————-
    So your’e telling me your 16 year old won’t do a mud run? C’mon!

  122. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 2:39 pm

    a pair of dickslippers.

    A pair? Is he more abnormal than I thought?

  123. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 2:40 pm

    I didn’t like Joe M’s character on OTH but I LOVE his character on True Blood.

  124. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 2:42 pm

    Now if only we could get Wiser and Wiserbud to quit.

    I have smoked once so far this year, and that was with the Ws. I think the last cigarette I had was about 4 weeks ago. And now that they are quitting, I probably won’t have another one for the foreseeable future.

  125. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:43 pm

    Wimps. I’m surrounded by wimps.
    ————————-
    So your’e telling me your 16 year old won’t do a mud run? C’mon!

    Maybe. They said they’d do it last year, but then neither actually started … you know, running.

  126. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 2:43 pm

    YEA WISER!!! congrats.

  127. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 2:45 pm

    Congrats, Wiser.

    You too, Wiserbud.

  128. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 2:47 pm

    Princess half marathon is this weekend (I think). We could do that one.

  129. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 2:47 pm

    No more hostage smoking? wow.

    Nice work, wiser.

  130. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 2:48 pm

    Nice work, Wiser.

  131. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 2:49 pm

    West switching districts, sounds like Florida will work out:

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/01/alan-west-switching-districts/

  132. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 2:54 pm

    During the last 3 days I have consumed over 4000 calories worth of pretzels, smartfood and cranberry juice.

  133. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 2:54 pm

    I forgot about sugar cookies. Double that.

  134. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 2:55 pm

    What are you going to do with the money? Stump grinder?

  135. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 3:01 pm

    I’m craving yogurt. Scott I am so happy for you and layra and those calories aint gunna hurt ya

  136. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 3:02 pm

    BIG COOKIE!!!!!

  137. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 3:05 pm

    I cleaned out the fridge yesterday.

    The yogurt was….

    //barfs//

    Well, just a bit past its…

    //barfs//

    its “best by” date.

  138. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 3:08 pm

    Roamie, do you work for these folks? If so, please gouge their eyes out.

    http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/energy-budget.html#.TykthhCk060.facebook

  139. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 3:10 pm

    Sadly MJ, the savings will allow us to pay taxes.

  140. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 3:14 pm

    In other news, NASA still pays James Hansen?

    We need a petition to send him up on the next Russian rocket.

  141. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 3:34 pm

    Isn’t yogurt already spoiled milk, of sorts? How does it go bad?

    (Disclaimer – I eat yogurt too – it’s that intentionally curled crap cottage cheese that I won’t have anything to do with.)

  142. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 3:36 pm

    I like cottage cheese with diced onions mixed in and a lot of pepper.

  143. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 3:39 pm

    AD, all the green fuzzy stuff growing on it is what made me all barfy.

  144. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 3:44 pm

    MOM! Xbrad’s growing his own penicillin again! Call the FDA!

  145. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 3:51 pm

    No more hostage smoking? wow.

    *cough*

  146. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 3:51 pm

    *coughcoughcough*

  147. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 3:52 pm

    Pups, I thought you were going to quit for insurance reasons?

  148. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 3:52 pm

    *coughcoughcough*

    _wheeeeeze_

    *coughcoughcough*

    Dave in Marlborough Country too.

  149. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 3:53 pm

    Going to.

    Haven t yet.

  150. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 3:55 pm

    I still smoke.

    Cigarettes.

    SYWM.

  151. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 3:56 pm

    Sadly MJ, the savings will allow us to pay taxes.
    ———————-
    That is the saddest thing I’ve heard today.

  152. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 4:00 pm

    I’ve cut down to about half of my regular intake.

    I’m hoping for some sort of divine or cosmic intervention.

    http://tinyurl.com/ycb62px

  153. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 4:05 pm

    Awww…what a cute bear.

  154. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 4:13 pm

    We need a petition to send him up on strap him to the next Russian rocket.

    Fixeted.

  155. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 4:31 pm

    Some chick once asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her I didn’t know. I’d never looked.

  156. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 4:33 pm

    See, I was thinking of something far more “Put your money where your mouth is” for Mr. Hansen and his ilk…..

    Drop ’em all off at the polar ice caps and let them set up new colonies there – that way, they can cash in on the new housing market that’s bound to explode when people need to flee the equatorial hot spots that are going to spring up.

    Then again, I’m a real bitch.

  157. Comment by Carin on February 1, 2012 4:50 pm

    I think I had too mu h wine last night. Today’s run was hard.

    But I made it

  158. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 4:51 pm

    I had some yogurt

  159. Comment by clintbird on February 1, 2012 4:57 pm

    I love cottage cheese.

    And bewbs.

  160. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 1, 2012 4:57 pm

    Drive by poat:

    I just saw the Animosity International ballcap in a Cafepress ad on Instapundit.

    We’re about to hit da bigtime, I tellz ya.

  161. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 4:57 pm

    I yelled a lot at a basketball game, lost my voice, had a burger and a beer, and walked up the stairs at work.

    But I made it.

  162. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 4:58 pm

    Haha, awesome leon!

  163. Comment by GMLand on February 1, 2012 5:02 pm

    I just got asked to be Newt’s precinct chair for our area. This could make me start smoking.

    /non smoking blog

  164. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 5:03 pm

    Not on the SMOD or MIC bandwagon, GMLand?

  165. Comment by GMLand on February 1, 2012 5:05 pm

    Since brother Rick left the trail, I am of the undecided. I do like bewbs though.

  166. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 1, 2012 5:09 pm

    And just now on Fitocracy.

  167. Comment by GMLand on February 1, 2012 5:12 pm

    SMOD?

    MIC?

    sorry, been buried in work and haven’t been able to keep up very well.

  168. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 5:15 pm

    OMG, Leon – get out now!!!!!!

    The ads are following you!!!!
    They’re in the house!!!!

    They’re upstairs, using your other Internet conne……

    Leon?
    Leon?

  169. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 1, 2012 5:18 pm

    If they can get to me in my office, they deserve to put me down.

  170. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 5:18 pm

    SMOD
    http://minx.cc/?post=326272

    MIC
    http://minx.cc/?post=326313

  171. Comment by GMLand on February 1, 2012 5:24 pm

    mm hmmm – I guess I fancy myself more of a SMOD… no no, wait. MIC, definitely MIC. Ah crap… RICKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  172. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 5:24 pm

    I’m all in for SMOD. The comments in Lauraw’s post are vintage Ace. I’m already against DiT’s candidate.

  173. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 5:28 pm

    RICKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Santorum?

  174. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 5:29 pm

    Great. This is a nicotine free blog now? I guess I’ll just go stand on the street corner in the rain with rest of the pariahs.

  175. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 1, 2012 5:29 pm

    nah, you can smoke in the dog house with Pupster and Dave.

    Oh, and xbrad.

  176. Comment by GMLand on February 1, 2012 5:32 pm

    p e r r y . . .

  177. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 5:32 pm

    Our clothes will smell fine and not need to be re-laundered. We have never smoked inside our house. 😀

    Wiser doesn’t need to quit. He’s like me, a ‘chipper.’ He can have a few cigs one night, and then put them down for months until the next party. It just so happens when we live with a *real* smoker, it becomes a daily habit. But still not really a physical craving.

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99690624

  178. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 5:33 pm

    A freshly shorn Santorum. Nothing better.

  179. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 5:34 pm

    Leon,

    Those ads are google-ish, they remember where you been and what you looked at.

    Don’t be evil.

  180. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 5:35 pm

    We have never smoked inside our house.

    So you smoked outside? Nekkid?

    Hawt!

  181. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 5:35 pm

    Ok, who is the guy licking the cream in the header??

    *leaves low hanging fruit for the masses*

  182. Comment by Pupster on February 1, 2012 5:36 pm

    He can have a few cigs one night, and then put them down for months until the next party.

    I do not understand you people.

  183. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 5:37 pm

    When I unpacked my clothes in Bama they smelled like smoke. DD has had her friends’ parents ask her if she smokes. Count doesn’t smoke inside but that shit permeates everything.

  184. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 5:38 pm

    Ok, who is the guy licking the cream in the header??

    I would raise my hand, but I don’t look that good in an apron.

  185. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 5:38 pm

    Ok, who is the guy licking the cream in the header??
    *leaves low hanging fruit for the masses*

    I won’t.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .I won’t.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    The hell I won’t.

    If someone is licking cream, it has to be xBad.

  186. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 5:39 pm

    He can have a few cigs one night, and then put them down for months until the next party.
    ——————————
    I was exactly the same way, but recently I don’t do it at all. It is directly correlated with alcohol consumption.

  187. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 5:42 pm

    I can live with a smokeless blog, but if we become a dry county I’m picking up my things and going home.

  188. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 5:43 pm

    Drinking is what bonds us.

  189. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 5:43 pm

    *heads to ghetto bar*

  190. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 5:45 pm

    I smoke. Cigarettes, cigars, a pipe. I dip. I chew. I do Nicorette. I bet I got 14 of them patches on right now. I even chewed one of those.

    …

    Ok not really.

    Incidentally, re: header pic: What? Thefuck?

  191. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 5:48 pm

    I’ve been thinking of switching to a pipe. Cigarettes are expensive here. I think loose tobacco would be much cheaper.

    Plus I love the smell of pipe tobacco.

  192. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 5:49 pm

    I can live with a smokeless blog, but if we become a dry county I’m picking up my things and going home.
    ——————————–
    Totally agreed. Don’t you live in my neighborhood?

  193. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 5:52 pm

    Jewstin, Count has to work this weekend but we were wondering if you wanted to get together the following Sat? We could meet somewhere in the area?

  194. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 5:56 pm

    I can live with a smokeless blog, but if we become a dry county I’m picking up my things and going home.

    We can have a few sober people on this blog. But I think a quota system is best. Like -one gluten person. Right now we’re accepting applications for pregnant/expecting hostages.

  195. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 5:57 pm

    Hey! That’s homemade!! Do not taint my love for the fresh whipped cream header man!!

    *vapes extra heavily on her e-cig and drools at the thought of whipped cream*

  196. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 5:59 pm

    That sounds terrific to me, Sohos. We can have a micro-meat. I will save the date.

  197. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 6:01 pm

    Incidentally, re: header pic: What? Thefuck?

    Hotspur thinks it’s Brad.

  198. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 6:02 pm

    So in Houston an Illegal had 10 children. She abused one of the ten and killed her last night. She was 5. The other 9 kids are now in child protective custody….

  199. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 6:08 pm

    I’m sure if GEORGE BUSH and the Rethuglians had made her status legal, she wouldn’t have had to resort to killing one.

    I, for one, blame Bush.

    (prepare for the libs to fight deportation or whatever else is going to come her way)

  200. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 6:16 pm

    The bint who is always posting crap about her daughters on FaceDickHole posted a thing objecting to Komen eliminating Planned Parenthood funding.

    She’s a staunch liberal and considers herself a devout Catholic, but I guess abortions are okay by her.

    She’s a fucking cafeteria catholic – worst kind.

  201. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 6:20 pm

    I am just so disgusted. The Police said the 5 year old was small and malnourished. The bitch originally said she fell of the potty and then later admitted that she killed her. Those other 9 kids are now in the system.

  202. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 6:21 pm

    I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of a cafeteria Catholic. Is that like a Jack Mormon?

  203. Comment by shim on February 1, 2012 6:23 pm

    Casserole Baptist?

  204. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 6:32 pm

    Pudding Lutherans

  205. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 6:33 pm

    Howdy Shim! What have you done to Tbom’s corpse?

  206. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 6:33 pm

    I like born again virgins. I don’t know why, but that always makes me laugh.

    You can’t un-fuck.

  207. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 6:33 pm

    Jello Lutherns.

  208. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 6:36 pm

    MJ, if I could go back in time, I’d cause your parents to unfuck.

    That’d show you.

  209. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 6:38 pm

    Bacon Jews

  210. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 6:39 pm

    Sohos, very sad. At least Texas still has the death penalty.

  211. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 6:40 pm

    Can they execute a non-citizen?

  212. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 6:40 pm

    Sohos, very sad. At least Texas still has the death penalty.

    Oso can always find the one little bit of positive…

  213. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 6:42 pm

    HS, yes. They recently did to the objections of the Mexican Consul and the Catholic Church

  214. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 6:43 pm

    Well, I’m against the death penalty, so that saddens me.

  215. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 6:46 pm

    That’d show you.
    ——————————
    I thought you were already a professional cockblocker.

  216. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 6:48 pm

    No, I’m still an amateur.

  217. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 6:51 pm

    AAA Cockblocker

  218. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 6:51 pm

    No, I’m still an amateur.

    *Ahem

    Wiserbud might have mentioned that your have a natural talent. I’m just sayin’ don’t sell yourself short.

  219. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 6:52 pm

    I follow the Catechism on the DP. I just have too many cafeteria Catholics in my family who give the pass to abortion and want to call me on my DP stance. Unlike them, I’ve read Dead Man Walking and the most recent Catechism.

  220. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 6:53 pm

    Aww, thanks Car in. I always try to look on the bright side of life.

  221. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 6:57 pm

    Wiserbud has only met me twice.

    HE DOESN’T KNOW!

  222. Comment by Car in on February 1, 2012 7:00 pm

    I think some people need to burn in hell … NOW, rather then later.

  223. Comment by shim on February 1, 2012 7:00 pm

    I once sat thru an entire Mass said in spanish in the front row, I was staring at the priest the whole time. On the way out, he said, you were really paying attention the the mass. I said, I didn’t want you to think I was bored. I don’t know one word of spanish except how to ask for a joint. Fin

  224. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 7:01 pm

    eh, she’ll be found *crazy* and left to rot.

  225. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 7:02 pm

    DP?

    I left my decoder ring in my lunchbox.

  226. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 7:04 pm

    Shim, I loved the Latin Mass. Didn’t matter if the priest was Kenyan, Austrian, Dutch, Vietnamese, or Polish. Mass was always the same. When I visit my Mom, I have to sit through Spanish Mass. Not a fan.

  227. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 7:04 pm

    Do you really believe in hell?

  228. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 7:04 pm

    Death penalty

  229. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 7:04 pm

    Death Penalty.

  230. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 7:05 pm

    No, I’m still an amateur.

    *Ahem

    Wiserbud might have mentioned that your have a natural talent. I’m just sayin’ don’t sell yourself short.

    The irony of this conversation being on a HHD thread. It’s not lost.

  231. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 7:06 pm

    That makes so much more sense than donkey punch.

  232. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 7:07 pm

    Oh, I’m definitely Pro Donkey Punch.

  233. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 1, 2012 7:09 pm

    I burnt myself in the tanning bed today. 8 min good, 10 min bad.

  234. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 7:10 pm

    Dude, tanning bed?

    *no, he didn’t say tanning bed*

  235. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 1, 2012 7:12 pm

    I’m trying to fight my seasonal affective disorder.

    Sarah Palin does it.

  236. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 7:15 pm

    Leon, report to the second floor to receive your white belt.

  237. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 1, 2012 7:17 pm

    I PALE AND SAD, PEOPLE!

  238. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 7:19 pm

    I am the world’s whitest mexican. I have 2 family members with serious skin cancer because they thought their brown skin would protect them. Leon, embrace the pasty!

  239. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 7:20 pm

    Vodka works on SAD.

  240. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 7:21 pm

    She’s so handsome,
    She’s so pretty
    She’s the Belle of Belfast city
    She’s a courting, one, two three. . .

  241. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 1, 2012 7:21 pm

    I was also trying to make some Vitamin D the easy way. I just went a teensy bit too long. I’ll be okay.

  242. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 7:23 pm

    White is right.

  243. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 7:25 pm

  244. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 7:25 pm

    If you go black, you won’t go back.

    So confusing.

  245. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 7:26 pm

    That’s an old wives tale Hotspur.

  246. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 1, 2012 7:26 pm

    I want to be black. I’ll settle for beige.

  247. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 7:27 pm

    Heyyyyy, hey ay, Baby, i wanna know oh oh…

  248. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 7:28 pm

    I’m black Irish, does that count?

  249. Comment by shim on February 1, 2012 7:29 pm

  250. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 7:31 pm

    MCPO, black Irish? No wonder you are an Iberian at heart!

  251. Comment by shim on February 1, 2012 7:32 pm

    I have a craving for a black russian, I’m a little phelemmy. No dairy, thanks. Can I get a tall, thanks again.

  252. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 7:38 pm

    That the joke was one me. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZMjDfTeoQw

  253. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 7:41 pm

    Indiana is struggling against Michigan.

    Go Blue!

  254. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 7:41 pm

    What did you shoot MCPO?

  255. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 7:44 pm

    I’m a white boy but I do brown up a bit.

    I also see my dermatologist once a year.

    Like tomorrow, for example.

  256. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 7:47 pm

    I “had” black hair. It is now salt ‘n peppa. Oh, and I’m 7.8 Indians right now. . . feather type.

  257. Comment by Jimbro on February 1, 2012 7:48 pm

    I go for the neck and forearm tan, when I shed my shirt for the waverunner I hear cries of “save the manatees”

  258. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 7:52 pm

    I wear shorts, exclusively, from April until October.

  259. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 7:54 pm

    I wear shorts, exclusively, from April until October.

    Please tell me they’re accompanied by black knee socks. I could die happy.

  260. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 7:58 pm

    I’ve seen MCPO in shorts.

  261. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 7:58 pm

    Jewstin – Peds and sneakers/golf shoes. Sandals are sans socks -always!

  262. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 7:59 pm

    Well, if MCPO can do it, then I can too.

  263. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:00 pm

    Hotspur – I shaved my legs to meet you, Carin, Leon!

  264. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:01 pm

    LauraW – Ain’t she grand?!

  265. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 8:01 pm

    No idea, MCPO, that’s the only song of hers I know. But I lurves that one.

  266. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 8:02 pm

    Yeah, too bad Carin didn’t shave hers. I was embarrassed for the poor girl.

  267. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:02 pm

    She died in Mexico. Tragic.

  268. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 8:02 pm

    Gah….hate the mall.

  269. Comment by scott on February 1, 2012 8:04 pm

    Chalk, meet brick wall.

  270. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:08 pm

    Scott – What’s the latest on the clock?

  271. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:09 pm

    Hotspur = I thought she was wearing woolen hose?!

  272. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 8:10 pm

    Yeah, I was just reading about her death. Horrible.

    Almost said that corrupt outcome was so typical of Latin America, but look at us now.

  273. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 8:12 pm

    Dude, it was 80 degrees.

  274. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 8:12 pm

    Wha happen to her?

  275. Comment by MJ on February 1, 2012 8:13 pm

    It is now salt ‘n peppa.
    —————
    I am getting grey, but only in my beard. Mrs MJ is going grey, too. Head not beard.

  276. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:13 pm

    Too true. Without a perp walk for Holder, we are no better.

  277. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:15 pm

    Mrs. MJ has quite the lovely beard, I’m sure.

  278. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 8:16 pm

    If I recall she was diving in Mexico when a speedboat entered the dive area, and hit her.

  279. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:20 pm

    Aggie – Right. And nobody was held accountable for her death.

  280. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 8:21 pm

    8 point game, minute 40.

  281. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 8:21 pm

    Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 7:28 pm
    I’m black Irish, does that count?

    True story: My mother’s mother is kinda prejudiced. (Come to think of it, the entire maternal crew from North Carolina is that way….)

    So one day, the family gets into a discussion about ancestry, and Mom mentions that her mom’s family was Irish and her dad’s family was “Black Dutch”.

    My dad says, “Oh? Then how come everyone has a problem with black folks, if they have black ancestors?”

    And my mom – swear to God – said, “Oh, they weren’t black – the Black Dutch were descended from the Moors.”

  282. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 8:23 pm

    oh.. damn.. that’s awful.

  283. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 8:24 pm

    the Black Dutch were descended from the Moors.

    BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  284. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:26 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  285. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:27 pm

    If you want a good punch-up, call a Spaniard, “Moro”. Hilarity ensues.

  286. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 8:29 pm

    I thought Moros were Filipino natives who rebelled in the early 20th century

    *hits my toe with a hammer.

  287. Comment by clintbird on February 1, 2012 8:31 pm

    Who died in Mexico?

  288. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 8:32 pm

    We always hated taking Mom to comedic movies – we were constantly having to explain the jokes to her…..

    God love her, she is smart in so many different ways, but she has always had her “blonde” moments (even though she’s a brunette).

  289. Comment by Hotspur on February 1, 2012 8:33 pm

    Hail to the Victors, valiant!

  290. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 8:36 pm

    Sometimes we would sit a couple of rows in front of Mom and Dad, and we could always tell when she didn’t “get” a joke, because we’d hear her whispering to my dad, then he’d whisper back, then she would go “Oh….”, and when it finally hit her, she’d laugh.

    Good times, good times.

  291. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 8:37 pm

    Are we sure that isn’t MJ in that header picture?

  292. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 8:38 pm

    If you want a good punch-up, call a Spaniard, “Moro”.

    I call myself that, MCPO. Of course, the term “Mata” is placed right before it 😉

  293. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 8:39 pm

    CB, Kristy MacColl died in Mexico.

  294. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:39 pm

    In the south of Spain, a “Moro” is one of North African descent. Quite the slur.

  295. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 8:42 pm

    oh, another word for Moor.

    roger that 10-4

  296. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:44 pm

    Eres un Moro, no?

  297. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 8:45 pm

    Desculpe, nao faolo Portuguese

  298. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 8:46 pm

    *glares at MCPO*

    That better not be directed at me.

  299. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:48 pm

    Aggie – No! Por Dave.

  300. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 1, 2012 8:49 pm

    I thought Aggie was a Texarican?

  301. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 8:50 pm

    *sheaths machete*

    Well, ok then.

    *gives MCPO a cookie*

  302. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 8:51 pm

    el fucko you-o, swabbo

  303. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:54 pm

    JODER!

  304. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 8:55 pm

    Uh huh, MCPO. Yo no te jodo 😉

  305. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 8:57 pm

    Mi cago al mar. A la mar salada!

  306. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 9:00 pm

    Mi cago al mar. A la mar salada!

    *Dialing ICE.

  307. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 9:01 pm

    cuba si, castro no!

  308. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 9:03 pm

    *pressing 1 for English*

  309. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 9:05 pm

    No TiF Aggs is a Texirican.
    I think

  310. Comment by Andy on February 1, 2012 9:07 pm

    What. The. Fuck?

  311. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 9:07 pm

    Aggie is 100% ‘Merican!

  312. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 9:08 pm

    Andy – STFU and get with the drink serving!

  313. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 9:08 pm

    NO CERVEZA, NO TRABAJO!

    *things I learned working at El Chico in 1977

  314. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 1, 2012 9:16 pm

    DinT – La verdad!

  315. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 1, 2012 9:23 pm

    ¿Así es como yo digo que quiero dar abrazos blando a todos los hombres caliente?

    y Dave?

  316. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 9:25 pm

    Workie done. Cocktail tyme!

  317. Comment by pendejo grande on February 1, 2012 9:26 pm

    things I learned working at El Chico in 1977

    El Chico

    Amarillo TX

    Summer of 1982

    Michelob Draft

    In Frozen Schooners

    Slushed up something beautiful on top.

    May be the catalyst for my life long love affair.

  318. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 9:27 pm

    Hey would you guys stop speaking Mexizona; I get enough of that shit here.

    *presses Oso’s finger down harder and repeatedly on the ‘1’ button*

  319. Comment by ChrisP on February 1, 2012 9:30 pm

    Auf English, bitte?

  320. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 1, 2012 9:31 pm

    Hahahahaha, hello, Hostages.

    It was an amusing day at work.

  321. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 9:31 pm

    English! Goddamnit I said English, fucker!**

    **I actually have had that conversation with a PG&E computer.

    I lost.

  322. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 9:33 pm

    Ow.

  323. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 9:35 pm

    Every time I call my cable/internet provider, I ALWAYS tell the rep that answers that no one ever should have to press any button at all for English. They sigh, because they hear this all day long.

  324. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 9:36 pm

    Roamy, thanks for the loverly HHD

  325. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 9:36 pm

    So now this is a spanish channel?

  326. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 9:38 pm

    Amusing “good” or amusing “bad”, Roamy?

  327. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 9:40 pm

    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU COOK IT??

    *slides a skillet full of minced cow kidneys & brains onto agiledog’s plate*

    BON APPETIT!

  328. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 9:40 pm

    I have no idea what that brown sauce is, and I do not want to learn.

  329. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 9:41 pm

    *points*

    THAT’S AN EYE.

    WTF IS AN EYE DOING IN THE KIDNEYS

  330. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 9:42 pm

    I don’t think I wouldn’t eat that.

  331. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 9:43 pm

    Can we make an agreement around here to speak English, but to cook Spanish?

    *runs to bathroom holding face together*

  332. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 9:43 pm

    *pours a little Everclear into the skillet and lights it on fire*

    Ooooo.

    Pretty.

  333. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 9:43 pm

    Supper tonight: sausage, bacon, and sauteed veggebles on a toasted bun.

    Tomorrow I’ll cook something respectable.

  334. Comment by clintbird on February 1, 2012 9:45 pm

    Thanks, Aggie.

  335. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 9:45 pm

    Sorry – I see that has onion in it, and I don’t eat onions.

    And the only spanish I know is how to ask for a beer.

  336. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 9:45 pm

    That sounds like bachelor food except for the veggies, Jew.

    I’m cooking Haddock tomorrow night. I told Scott and he put on this whole bullshit routine of being excited about Haddock. It was funny up until the point where I stabbed him, and then it was 10X more hysterical.

  337. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 9:46 pm

    *runs to bathroom holding face together*

    Ohh. Pig Face sounds reasonable. Would you like to stop by for a bite?

  338. Comment by Andy on February 1, 2012 9:46 pm

    Was just listening to this Mark Levin piece chronicling Ann Coulter’s final descent into insanity: http://www.therightscoop.com/mark-levins-rebuttal-of-ann-coulters-three-cheers-for-romneycare-article/

  339. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 9:46 pm

    Hi Romy
    I am reading a cool book that has lots of references to where you work in it. So I think about you and Peelio
    It is called Perigee by Patric Chiles
    Think near future scifi techno thriller with a corporate espionage twist.
    It started slowish but I was hooked by chapter 2.

  340. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 9:47 pm

    BON APETIT?

    We’;re a French blog now?

  341. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 9:47 pm

    Patrick not how I spelled it
    Sorry my bad

  342. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 9:48 pm

    Should have used cheap gin, Cyn. It has a pretty green tint to the flames that you don’t get with pure grain.

  343. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 9:48 pm

    Onions….?
    *peers at plate*
    OH. No, those aren’t onions man, no worries.

    *shoulders shake with silent laughter*

    Those. are. not. onions.

    mmmffft, *cough*, a- heh.

    Enjoy. *slides plate back over*

  344. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 1, 2012 9:48 pm

    Thank you, Osita. I’d like to ask your opinion of the race between Heather Wilson and Greg Sowards. I’m getting begging emails from Sowards.

    Cyn, a little of both. There are three people in my lab, working on one project, including part-timer me. They split the one charge code into three “to better track us”. This is insane.

    On the other hand, yesterday one of the upper level managers was reading something I wrote and sent me a Powerpoint presentation as something that might be helpful. It’s the same presentation I put together for the lab director eight years ago.

  345. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 9:48 pm

    I am a bachelor, Laura, except I like green things cooked in butter.

    I have a bundle of broccoli I need to eat before it goes bad.

  346. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 9:50 pm

    Broccoli starts out good?

    Who knew?

    Jew knew.

  347. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 9:50 pm

    I see Laura has used caffeine as her nicotine replacement ….

  348. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 9:51 pm

    As a child Lauraw I had fried Haddock with malt vinegar and fries every Friday night.
    I was not Catholic, I was English….er kind of. The son of a Englishman?

  349. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 1, 2012 9:51 pm

    Lauraw, they are leeks, right? Suuuuure they are.

  350. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 9:52 pm

    Broccoli is wonderful stuff. I just had some twenty minutes ago.

    Still have 1/2 bowl of steamed broc in the fridge, going to do a bkfst frittata tomorrow, I think, with some mozzarella and other stuff in there.

  351. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 9:57 pm

    Bless you and your hump, Laura. You just gave me an idea. I have all the stuff to make a ham and broccoli quiche.

  352. Comment by clintbird on February 1, 2012 9:57 pm

    By other stuff, I hope you mean BACON.

  353. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 9:59 pm

    How many fucking times do I have to remind you people??

    HUH??

    HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES?!?!?!?!

    http://tinyurl.com/6wdv7ut

  354. Comment by lauraw on February 1, 2012 10:00 pm

    Well hey, that’s always a nifty pie-shaped way to put away some extra greens, Jewstin. Good thinking.

    Winding down now. Have a good night, sugarees.

  355. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 10:01 pm

    Roamy, they are both about as Conservative as a blue leaning state will get. Heather was the ear mark queen in Congress but she has name recognition. Sowards isn’t well known outside of Las Cruces. GOPers in NM used to be fiscal cons with social libertarianism. They are both better than the Dem.

  356. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:02 pm

    I swear to God, you are all going to drive me to smoke..

  357. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 10:04 pm

    My Nephew went sky diving for his 18th birthday. I went to the dog track and a bar for mine.

    Nephew wants to sky dive again, I want another drink.

    I made cream of broccoli soup Monday

  358. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 10:05 pm

    //hands meth pipe to Wiser

    Have at it.

  359. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:06 pm

    //hands meth pipe to Wiser

    Have at it.

    You did wipe this off, right?

  360. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 10:06 pm

    It’s the same presentation I put together for the lab director eight years ago.

    Now THAT is the ultimate compliment. Kudos Roamy.

  361. Comment by shim on February 1, 2012 10:09 pm

    http://www.livestrong.com/article/302138-foods-that-cause-smelly-flatulence/

  362. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 10:09 pm

    Sure, Wiser. It’s clean.

  363. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 10:10 pm

    CYN!

  364. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 1, 2012 10:11 pm

    Thanks, Cyn.

  365. Comment by osoloco on February 1, 2012 10:11 pm

    What an ugly backsplash. That kitchen is horrible.

  366. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 10:11 pm

    Sweet dreams, Laura. Another day behind you, and Scott; good job.

  367. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:12 pm

    Sure, Wiser. It’s clean.

    Well, you certainly seem trustworthy…..

    Oh what the hell, give it here…

    What could go wrong?

  368. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 10:12 pm

    MY GOD. Is that a wood-handled spatula?! That’s just not sanitary.

  369. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 10:14 pm

    //we’ve secretly replaced XBrad’s meth pipe with J’ames tiny penislike appendage.

  370. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:15 pm

    heeeeyy….. this pipe tastes funny…

    and it keeps flopping around……..

  371. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 10:15 pm

    XBRAD!

  372. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 10:17 pm

    omg OTH was sooooooo good. We had some great sushi tonight

  373. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 10:17 pm

    Cyn, I’m deeeeeeply hurt that you placed your work and livelihood before me.

  374. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 10:17 pm

    Hey Interwebs Boyfriend!

    You should know that I will no longer be accepting Pogs for ‘services rendered.’

  375. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:17 pm

    seriously, no matter how hard I suck on this, I can seem to get anything out of it….

    and it still keeps flopping around….

    This is the worst meth pipe I’ve ever had in my mouth EVAH!

    Big surprise it belongs to Xbrad.

  376. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 10:17 pm

    Well, visiting my sis is always an adventure.

    *reads blog*

    Wow…

  377. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 10:18 pm

    Sohos, don’t give any spoilers. I haven’t seen it yet. But is the new chick hawt?

  378. Comment by ChrisP on February 1, 2012 10:18 pm

    Vmax,
    Skydiving is pretty cool, unless you do something stupid and crush some parts of your spine, like I did. I will never jump or ski again.
    I haven’t been on the Ducati in three years. CIGNA has denied coverage for my disc replacement surgery again for ‘completely different reasons from the last time’!
    Fucking Calvin-ball!
    I’m supposed to be in this kind of pain for the rest of my life as it’s “not covered”. Fuck them, and the horse they rode in on…

  379. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 10:19 pm

    Seems like wiser would be famillar with that taste….

  380. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:19 pm

    You should know that I will no longer be accepting Pogs for ‘services rendered.’

    Well, considering that’s what I get paid in at the record music store, we’re gonna have a problem.

  381. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 10:20 pm

    Wiser, you might wanna share that meth with Chrispy.

  382. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 10:20 pm

    wow I’m hungry..

    did I forget to eat something?

    I never do that!

    *shit, waitin on a call.. work crap*

  383. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:21 pm

    Seems like wiser would be famillar with that taste….

    It tastes like rancid corn.

  384. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 10:22 pm

    and it still keeps flopping around….
    This is the worst meth pipe I’ve ever had in my mouth EVAH!

    *reads with mouth agape*

    Welp. With that, I think we hit every low point possible on the blog today. Good job everyone! That’s a wrap!

  385. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:22 pm

    Wiser, you might wanna share that meth with Chrispy.

    Yeah, I get the feeling he needs it a hell of a lot more than either of us.

  386. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 10:23 pm

    Is that a wood-handled spatula?! That’s just not sanitary.

    Really. And who puts spices in that color order? So wrong.

  387. Comment by jam2 on February 1, 2012 10:23 pm

    wiser dude…… i didn’t know you were an author….
    http://tinyurl.com/83tkttm

  388. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 10:25 pm

    Well, considering that’s what I get paid in at the record music store, we’re gonna have a problem.

    Calling of bluffs not allowed!

  389. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 10:25 pm

    Dave, check your lower right drawer for a Twinkie and a Fun Size Snickers Bar to tide you over.

    No, the other right drawer.

  390. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:26 pm

    wiser dude…… i didn’t know you were an author….

    One success is worth the hundreds of failures…..

    amirite, Xbrad?

  391. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 10:26 pm

    AD, love the doggie pics at your blog 🙂

    Howdy, JAM2!

  392. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 10:26 pm

    ChrisP I am sorry for you man.

    Will you sell me your Duck? My Vmax bought me my central A/C.

  393. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:27 pm

    Calling of bluffs not allowed!

    seems you’ve fallen into my little trap…….

  394. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 10:30 pm

    I think Bear is sick.
    He has been drooling for 3 days. Now it is bloody drool and he quit eating.

    I made $100 in Jan this is gonna hurt.

  395. Comment by jam2 on February 1, 2012 10:31 pm

    hey Ags!

  396. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:32 pm

    He has been drooling for 3 days. Now it is bloody drool and he quit eating.

    😦

    best of luck, buddy. Nothing the rescue org can help you with? You sure do enough for them.

  397. Comment by jam2 on February 1, 2012 10:33 pm

    i can clock my net speed with a fucking calendar today….
    wtf
    *must be something i typed*

  398. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 10:34 pm

    One success is worth the hundreds of failures…..
    amirite, Xbrad?

    I dunno.

    I’ll update as soon as I get around to that one success.

  399. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 10:34 pm

    You need a trip to the vet, vmax.

    Hopefully it is just an impacted tooth or tongue laceration.

  400. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 10:36 pm

    seems you’ve fallen into my little trap…….

    Well, Baron Harkonnen, I’ll have to watch my step with you.

  401. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 10:37 pm

    I am hoping it is something dental not that I know anything about that but a tooth over a gland seems much better to me.

  402. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 10:39 pm

    vmax, could also be toads, or (“shudder!”) poison. Any access to radiator fluid?

  403. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 10:39 pm

    Vmax, you give Bear a big hug and a stern talking-to. There’s no call for that kind of drooling.

  404. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 10:40 pm

    Wiser Bear is my pup, as is Zeke. Cassie and Anastasia are covered by the rescue.

    Bear is 12 in May

  405. Comment by Cyn on February 1, 2012 10:41 pm

    Drooling too? Is there a cute girl pup around? 😉

  406. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:43 pm

    I’ll update as soon as I get around to that one success.

    Tell you what. I’m not a young man. I really don’t have that much time left.

    how ’bout you just say “yep” and we move on?

  407. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:45 pm

    Wiser Bear is my pup, as is Zeke. Cassie and Anastasia are
    covered by the rescue.

    But maybe the rescue org can suggest a vet who would be willing to do you a favor…..

  408. Comment by jam2 on February 1, 2012 10:45 pm

    “Well, Baron Harkonnen, I’ll have to watch my step with you.”

  409. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 10:46 pm

    AD
    He is inside with me 24/7 When he is outside he is mt least supervised dog, but he is never out of my sight more than 3 min or so.
    Toad’s are a possibility, radiator fluid is not possible. They are all inside 23 hours a day, and on the leash the rest of the time..

  410. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 10:46 pm

    If he keeps drooling, he’s gonna have to start commenting here.

  411. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:47 pm

    Comment by jam2 on February 1, 2012 10:45 pm

    I am humbled by your amazing P-shopping skills, sir.

  412. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:48 pm

    If he keeps drooling, he’s gonna have to start commenting here.

    he’s not licking windows, is he?

  413. Comment by jam2 on February 1, 2012 10:50 pm

    *blushes with pride*
    thank you!… twas a work of immense undertaking

  414. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 10:52 pm

    My Vet’s father used to be the Ringling Brothers vet. He is rather low tech now. However he is still good for low tech stuff. He cured Bears infected elbow callous with silver paste several weeks ago

  415. Comment by Vmaximus on February 1, 2012 10:55 pm

    F you wordpress
    F U askmet
    I am not spam

    but I am calling it a night with a hearty FU to WP and Askmet!

  416. Comment by Jewstin on February 1, 2012 10:56 pm

    It was a masterpiece Jam. When I kick Wiser to curb you can take his place if you like.

  417. Comment by agiledog on February 1, 2012 10:56 pm

    vmax, then hopefully it is just a dental problem.

    Nite all.

  418. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 10:57 pm

    Vmax, I pray it’s nothing serious for Bear. Have a goodnight 🙂

  419. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 10:58 pm

    When I kick Wiser to curb you can take his place if you like.

    You.

    Fickle.

    Bitch.

    Next, you’ll tell me your a Patriots fan……

    and when I think of all those hours I wasted holding your picture up with one hand….

  420. Comment by sohos on February 1, 2012 10:59 pm

    Yes xbrad she looks like Kelly Pickler

  421. Comment by jam2 on February 1, 2012 10:59 pm

    “When I kick Wiser to curb you can take his place if you like.”

    most kind of you…. i’m flattered…

  422. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 10:59 pm

    G’night, AD!

  423. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 11:04 pm

    >> No, the other right drawer.

    I’m in my drawers still I got manners.

  424. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 11:07 pm

    Aggie, did you get to beat your children today?

  425. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 11:11 pm

    Aggie, did you get to beat your children today?

    No. The day got away from me.

  426. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 11:12 pm

    Dave, did I read upthread you have an appt. with your dermatologist? Is everything ok?

  427. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 11:13 pm

    Poor dear.

    How’s scrapbooking? Any scandalous tales your weepy friends told you that you feel like sharing?

  428. Comment by Osoloco on February 1, 2012 11:13 pm

    Good night Vman. Hope Bear is ok

  429. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 11:15 pm

    Any scandalous tales your weepy friends told you that you feel like sharing?

    I got nothing done. All three days turned into a huge therapy session about either depression or anxiety. I felt really out of place, seeing as I don’t suffer from either.

  430. Comment by shim on February 1, 2012 11:15 pm

    Some funny stuff here from New Mexico is Not Part of Mexico You Dumb Ass ‘Chile Monsters!’ Enjoy!
    “If you’re from mexico how come you don’t speak mexican?” ” because i’m from NEW mexico and mexican isn’t a language…” “New mexico. Mexico same thing” “yeah only if you’re retarded”..

  431. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 11:17 pm

    Where’s MCPO?

    New episode of Midsommer Murders is up!

  432. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 11:18 pm

    http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/midsomer_murders/

  433. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 11:23 pm

    >> Dave, did I read upthread you have an appt. with your dermatologist? Is everything ok?

    I’m supergood.

    Every year I go check in.. Every year he checks stuff and occasionally nukes stuff.

    We been at this for ten years. I do it every year because I ain’t as stupid as I look.

  434. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 1, 2012 11:24 pm

    I do it every year because I ain’t as stupid as I look.

    Smart man 😉

  435. Comment by wiserbud on February 1, 2012 11:24 pm

    I do it every year because I ain’t as stupid as I look.

    So… it’s kinda like sex, then.

  436. Comment by shim on February 1, 2012 11:25 pm

    DiT?

  437. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 11:25 pm

    I do it every year because I ain’t as stupid as I look.

    That’s still a pretty low bar…

  438. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 11:37 pm

    Really? Poking fun at Dave kills it?

  439. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 11:39 pm

    yeah you suck.

  440. Comment by daveintexas on February 1, 2012 11:42 pm

    gah.. nite I’m a goof

  441. Comment by xbradtc on February 1, 2012 11:44 pm

    Dang, that’s cold.

  442. Comment by xbradtc on February 2, 2012 12:05 am

    How not to comment at H2:

    http://tinyurl.com/83cvefp

  443. Comment by Sean M. on February 2, 2012 1:46 am

    Do I even have to say derp?

  444. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 2, 2012 5:17 am

    Your mother chews army boots…wish I was you. Miss you bitches. Ima busy shovin ass on teh boulevard. Someday I’ll call.

  445. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 6:25 am

    wakey wakey.

    Listening to that Mark Levin thing andy linked ^up there

  446. Comment by MJ on February 2, 2012 6:37 am

    Good morning.

    Thanks a ton for the book, ‘Born to Run’. I’m about half way through.

  447. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 2, 2012 6:40 am

    A friend on FB just pointed out that all the Obama 2012 bumper stickers are just that. Not Obama-Biden. Huh.

  448. Comment by MJ on February 2, 2012 6:43 am

    One of my neighbors is a corvette guy. He has a mid 90s POS station wagon for commuting, but it has a sticker on it that says:

    Corvette by Obama

    So there are two sane people where I live.

  449. Comment by MJ on February 2, 2012 6:45 am

    BTW Roamy, I’ve had the same thing happen to me more than once (when your work comes back to you).

    I’ve had people set up meetings and review a slide deck with me that I put together–sometimes with no mention that the work wasn’t theirs.

  450. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 2, 2012 6:55 am

    Good morning, MJ. I was at an optics conference some years ago and saw some of my data presented by someone else, with the incorrect conclusion. Once he finished and it was Q&A time, I raised my hand and said you got that wrong. The jackass defended it, saying, “I got this from (my boss’s name with his first name).” I said, “You got it from (my boss’s name with the name he actually uses), and it’s my data! I put together that chart for him.”

    That was a memorable conference for more than one reason. Some of the modelling gurus started an argument about some part of the physics, and one said to a room of 200 people, “Modeling is like masturbation, you keep doing it enough, you start thinking it’s the real thing.”

  451. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 2, 2012 7:14 am

    $4 for Yaktrax, FYI
    http://deals.woot.com/sellout

  452. Comment by scott on February 2, 2012 7:19 am

    Why do we need a groundhog to tell us if it’s sunny or cloudy.

  453. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 7:27 am

    Thanks a ton for the book, ‘Born to Run’. I’m about half way through.

    Oh good – I was wondering if you’d started eat.

    I eat Chia seeds because of that book. Switched from flax.

  454. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 2, 2012 7:33 am

    Good morning 🙂

  455. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 7:34 am

    eat – it.

    I was already thinking about the chia seeds.

    My mind works in strange way.

  456. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 2, 2012 7:36 am

    Good morning, Aggie. Any crafting planned for today?

    Speaking of crafting, Carin, I crochet.

  457. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on February 2, 2012 7:39 am

    Howdy, Roamy. I plan to clean out my closet and then finish the damn project I was supposed to do this past week. Unfortunately, the crafting session turned into therapy sessions, so I got nothing done. But they are feeling better now, so that’s a plus.

  458. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 7:42 am

    I know you do Roamy!!!!

  459. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 7:43 am

    I need a nice mindless crochet project. Blanket. Who needs a blanket?

  460. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 7:44 am

    Hey, Roamy – when you do those baby blanket, which stitch do you use, or do you do a pattern or what?

  461. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 2, 2012 7:44 am

    Carin, MCPO’s grandbaby.

  462. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 7:47 am

    There’s gonna be some VIP contract guy at work today with a small entourage. I’m considering wearing pants to work. Maybe even a shirt.

  463. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 7:48 am

    I dunno, he’s already pissed at me about the whole gender dealo. If I send his grandchild an inferior baby blanket, he may be done with me for good.

  464. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 2, 2012 7:48 am

    I use either a chevron pattern (9 dc, 3 dc in one stitch, 9 dc, skip two stitches) or a more open flat pattern (3 dc, ch1 and skip a stitch, repeat, then the next row is 5 dc, ch1 and skip a stitch, 3dc, ch1 and skip a stitch, etc.)

  465. Comment by lauraw on February 2, 2012 8:02 am

    Holy crap, Chumpo was here!
    Wow.
    Apparently he is a pimp now.

  466. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:03 am

    Happy Groundhog Day. 6 more weeks of Winter. If it’s all like yesterday (50F and sunny), I’m ecstatic.

  467. Comment by Lipstick on February 2, 2012 8:10 am

    Good morning.

    I eat Chia seeds because of that book. Switched from flax.

    Mr. Lipstick read that book and takes the chia too.

  468. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:11 am

    Wow.
    Apparently he is a pimp now.

    Or a drug dealer.

  469. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:12 am

    I use either a chevron pattern (9 dc, 3 dc in one stitch, 9 dc, skip two stitches) or a more open flat pattern (3 dc, ch1 and skip a stitch, repeat, then the next row is 5 dc, ch1 and skip a stitch, 3dc, ch1 and skip a stitch, etc.)

    *cries

    I don’t even know what this MEANS.

    when is this baby due?

  470. Comment by Pupster on February 2, 2012 8:14 am

    Some of the modelling gurus started an argument about some part of the physics

    http://tinyurl.com/8xd45ug

  471. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:15 am

    Okay, what’s chia got that’s worth eating? I’m curious. I don’t take flax because it’s still loaded with phytotoxins even with some omega 3s. I occasionally take fish oil to compensate when I’ve had a lot of grain-fed or industrially-raised meat.

  472. Comment by Pupster on February 2, 2012 8:17 am

    LIPSTICK!

    http://tinyurl.com/2f37th5

    How’s things?

  473. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:18 am

    It’s rich in omea-3 fatty acids, ALA. Provides protein, fat and fiber.

    I just throw the seeds in yogurt, they don’t need to be ground or anything. THey absorb liquid and become soft.

  474. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:19 am

    Pupster, physicists fighting is pretty hilarious.

  475. Comment by Pupster on February 2, 2012 8:19 am

    I occasionally take fish oil to compensate

    Interesting strategy. Dave drives a truck, MJ has tattoos.

  476. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:20 am

    They don’t have to be cooked or ground or anything.

    I’d say … a cave man could have eaten them.

    PLUS, you can spread them on a clay surface and make wonderful works of living art.

  477. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:20 am

    Okay, that’s what I figured. I’ll just stick to my grassfed butter, then.

  478. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 2, 2012 8:24 am

    Carin, dc = double crochet, ch = chain. Those abbreviations and more (sc = single crochet, tc = triple crochet) show up in pattern books.

  479. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 2, 2012 8:25 am

    http://tinyurl.com/8xd45ug

    Hahahahahaha. Needs more extremely short Chinese guys.

  480. Comment by daveintexas on February 2, 2012 8:26 am

    HOLY SHIT IT’S THURSDAY! MOTHERFUCK

  481. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:26 am

    edible art Leon

    (I took that picture at my local K-mart a few months back)

    Butter? I dun’t eat butter.

  482. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:29 am

    Yea I know ROamy. It just seems so very complicated. I have a book and I’m working my way through it … but then they say “do, x, y, and z” and I’m just lost.

  483. Comment by Cyn on February 2, 2012 8:29 am

    Mornininin’ peeps.

  484. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:29 am

    I’m sure they’re fine, I’m just not sure I’d go to the trouble for something that isn’t tasty. I’m not really a fan of seeds. Sunflower sometimes, but that’s about it.

  485. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:31 am

    Eh, it’s cheap (at costco) and I just throw it in.

  486. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:32 am

    Where’s Sean? I’m wearing my The Queen is Dead t-shirt I recently found in a box. I wanna show him.

  487. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:34 am

    Ha ha ha … Obama has a “lunch with Joe” on his schedule today.

  488. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:34 am

    I get Kerrygold in 8 oz blocks. It has the same omega-3/omega-6 fatty acid ratio as salmon. It’s my primary cooking fat (for flavor, anyhow), veggie dressing, and coffee additive. Super nutritious: omega-3, vitamin-A (in the animal form), CLA, and a host of other fat-soluble vitamins.

  489. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:36 am

    I don’t eat butter really at all. I don’t substitute. I just avoid it altogether. Coffee additive?

    Ok, now I’m just …

  490. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:36 am

    C’mon, Carin, somebody has to feed Joe his lunch.

  491. Comment by sohos on February 2, 2012 8:37 am

    I just found out there is an gym within walking distance from our house. I now have no excuse do I?

  492. Comment by daveintexas on February 2, 2012 8:37 am

    SONOFA…

  493. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:38 am

    You froth it in, then it’s pretty much like cream. Delicious.

    No, sohos, you have none.

  494. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:40 am

    I didn’t eat it for a long time, so I get it. Added it back to my diet a year or so ago, maybe longer. My cholesterol numbers continue to improve, so it stays.

  495. Comment by Lipstick on February 2, 2012 8:42 am

    Puppeh!

    Things are good — I’m so relaxed hanging with the family. The weather has been mild, so that is a relief too.

    What’s up with you? Did you buy the truck?

  496. Comment by Pupster on February 2, 2012 8:45 am

    *STFU Wiserbud*

    Butter in your coffee? Huh. I’ve got to try that. I’m a heavy cream guy myself.

    What else to you add to make it a salad dressing?

    (I’m not just messing with you Leon, I’m interested.)

  497. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:51 am

    I didn’t say salad, I just put it on carrots and broccoli and such. I’m sure you could make it into a sort of cream dressing with a whole lot of mixing/frothing/emulsifying, but I’ve never tried.

    A warning: you either have to keep a spoon in the coffee and stir prior to sipping or hit it with a stick blender. If I could find heavy cream that was grass-fed and not ultrapasteurized, I’d use that.

  498. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:51 am

    I have a new poat today with pictures and everything if anyone’s bored/interested.

    I’ve been uninspired lately. It’s hard to find things that piss me off now-a-days.

    Except finding out the gender of your unborn baby, of course.

    And butter in your coffee. That’s a crime.

  499. Comment by Pupster on February 2, 2012 8:51 am

    I’m glad you are doing well and relaxing with fambly, Lipstick.

    No on the truck. I’m just window shopping really. I’ll save up some moneys and probably buy one for cash, then do a renovation to make it appropriate for a daily driver / Pupster boy learn to drive vehicle. I’d like to get an old 4×4 that is mechanically sound, but I don’t care if it gets dented and scratched. Which it will.

  500. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:52 am

    *throws up a little bit in my mouf

  501. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:54 am

    Carin, if it’s salted butter, I agree with you.

  502. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:54 am

    Ha ha ha … A bunch of fb folks are talking about the planned parenthood thing and they’ve really lost their nut. I’m writing on all of them them – when they say they’re standing with PP – “fine. Send ’em a check.”

  503. Comment by Car in on February 2, 2012 8:55 am

    Butter belongs in cookies and popcorn.

    And that’s IT.

  504. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 8:56 am

    I hunted around on Craigslist for used trucks recently. Finding a used Tacoma with no rust? Easy, even 13 years old.

    There is no used Ford without rust. None.

  505. Comment by daveintexas on February 2, 2012 8:57 am

    I’ll offer breast cancer screening services to be helpful

  506. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 2, 2012 8:58 am

    Carin, if you like, I can crochet you a couple of test pieces, and you can see how it goes together.

    Komen said how much they spent on health care and how many mammograms they paid for. I said that’s a metric. Come back next year and see how many they can do when PP isn’t getting their cut.

    Lipstick, if you’re anywhere near Somerset, wave to my brother-in-law for me.

  507. Comment by Pupster on February 2, 2012 9:16 am

    Leon, I know. I’m walking a line between 90’sToyota with 200K miles and late 70’s Ford with a total rebuild, body and mechanical.

    This is what I like:

    Here is where it starts:

  508. Comment by GMLand on February 2, 2012 9:20 am

    gnu poat!

  509. Comment by Lipstick on February 2, 2012 9:20 am

    Roamy, I’m in Somerset County! *waves to BIL*

  510. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 2, 2012 9:22 am

    Yeah. I’ll probably end up buying the used Toyota with 150k+ miles on it.

    Obama’s talking liberation theology at the prayer breakfast without explicitly saying so. He simply doesn’t get that I’m my brother’s keeper, not the State. May he spend eternity stretched uncomfortably over the barbed cock of Satan.

    Time for work.

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