WOO HOO!!!

Got my mug and my shirt!

Now I just need an office job so I can walk around with this mug in my hand…..

Gotta go to work at the record music store but I will take a picture of me modeling the shirt and post it later.

There are still available for sale here.

Again, thanks to leon for the concept.  Still cracks me up.

308 Comments

  1. it’s quiet in here….too quiet

  2. I need to check on the status of my stuff…I should get my shirt today. Depending on how many union breaks are involved.

  3. Heh… bitter coffee.

  4. I’m never fourth. This is creepy.

  5. Confidence among U.S. consumers unexpectedly dropped in January as gasoline prices picked up and more Americans said jobs were hard to get.

    Unexpectedly! FTW

  6. http://tinyurl.com/6qykxk3

  7. I feel like I could close my eyes and sleep for two days straight.

  8. Jim River, AK closed in on the all time record coldest temperature of -80°F set in 1971, which is not only the Alaska all-time record, but the record for the entire United States. Unfortunately, it seems the battery died in the weather station just at the critical moment.

    brrrr

  9. Well, Sohos, go lie down.

  10. And I guess the blog feels the same 😉

  11. I am the airport HS and won’t be home until sometime after 5 30

  12. I remember reading in a Jack London novel that if it’s 70 below, your spit freezes before it hits the ground, and makes a crackling sound.

  13. You can nap on the plane Sohos. Just lay your head on the shoulder of the person next to you. That’s good airplane etiquette–no, really I swear!

  14. Well at least “The Jetsons” cartoon is on full blast here

  15. Wow, I experienced -35 once. It is not something I wish to repeat.

  16. Hah, Jim River is just south of Gates of the Arctic National Park.

  17. I don’t think I have ever felt a negative

  18. The small print under Animosity International is too small to be legible in any of the merchandise shots.

  19. Coldest I’ve experienced was 31 below. The foam in car seat cushions does not compress at that temperature.

  20. I’ve skied in some pretty cold temps, but that would be some serious suck.

  21. -29F is my personal record. And that was out in the field doing a live fire exercise.

    Not. Fun.

  22. You just haven’t lived, Sohos.

  23. I don’t think I have ever felt a negative

    Me neither Sohos. It does get into the teens now and then here but I cannot remember below 0.

  24. It got down to 45 here last week. Homeless people froze to death, or so I was told.

  25. At 35 below, the only car that would start was my VW Diesel Rabbit.

    It was filled with #1 fuel, turned right over. Of course it had a truck battery in it.

  26. I work in -9 anywhere from ten minutes to two hours, five days a week.

  27. I have experienced some serious heat though

  28. Doesn’t stuff break easily at that temp, xbrad?

  29. Hahahahahaha

    James, mine was a VW Vanagon diesel. I had a 20k cross country ski race that morning. They postponed the start an hour and it warmed up to 20 below.

  30. The comments at brewfan’s Wash Post link (on facebutt) make me want to go on a 57 state killing spree.

    * to do with Barry taking his Catholic allies for fools

    Durrr….it’s all about making them drop their coverage. Period. More lips to teat.

  31. Nice, HS!

    Driving 80 miles a day for work, I wish I had that VW back. I got 75 mpg once, driving to Missouri.

  32. beasn, read nicedeb’s post on that, she has a bunch of stuff on it.

    http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/obama-picks-fight-with-catholic-church-in-an-election-year-game-on-wvideos/

  33. J’ames, the vehicles seemed to work mostly pretty well. And the standard lubricant for small arms, CLP (that’s Break Free to you) works OK, though there’s an arctic lubricant available.

    I think the only thing that really broke that day was my spirits. The fun part was having to do part of the live fire in gas masks. They make your face sweat, and then the sweat freezes on the mask, which then sticks to your face.

  34. That fucking van was so underpowered. Once I got pulled over for speeding in Ohio. The asshole said I was doing 65 in a 55. I said “Office, you better get your radar checked. This van won’t do 65.”

    Then the prick said “I was going to let you off with a warning, but if you want to argue about it…”

    I said “I’ll take the warning.”

    Cops are assholes.

  35. That’s known as sealant, xbrad. Makes the masks air-tight.

  36. One time I was skeet shooting in 10 below. The left barrel wouldn’t fire.

  37. Maybe you had a tailwind, hotspur. My cousin had a Covair van – it would change lanes on its own in a strong crosswind.

  38. * to do with Barry taking his Catholic allies for fools

    Lots of Catholics are fools. WHich is why I’ve had a hard time going to church the last few years.

  39. Same here Car in.

    Jay is that worth reading or are you trying to kill me?

  40. She’s got a lot of good info on what some bishops and parishes are doing about it, beasn. I thought it was a good read. Probably some overlap, though.

  41. And yes, that car was underpowered, too. But, 75 mpg.

  42. Worst car ever?

    Plymouth Reliant. That thing was seriously underpowered. I recall barely being able to maintain 35mph on trying to get over the pass on I-25.

    Still, at least it wasn’t a Ford Probe.

  43. Boarding

  44. Have a safe flight sohos.

  45. Jay, I looked and it has good stuff.

    Here is something, of everything that Barry has done and having to put up with me ranting every day, this issue has pissed Mr. Beasn off.

    He was upset that our priest did not mention that letter this past Sunday and was going to call our church over it. A friend of ours is good friends with a priest at a different parish and he says it hasn’t made it’s way here yet.

    If it isn’t read or mentioned this weekend, Mr. Beasn will be picking up the phone.

  46. Underpowered cars were not a part of our household – my stepfather was a rural route mail carrier. Cars that could handle snowbanks were a “must”.

    Now ugly was a different story….

  47. Thank you

  48. I told him that if he calls to mention why his wife stopped showing up for mass.

    He waved me off, the turd.

  49. Get home safe, sohos.

  50. beasn, stirring the pot. Love it!

  51. My dad was a mail carrier too. He got a right hand drive Subaru that was fun to drive. Pull up to a toll booth, and watch the reaction when there’s no steering wheel when you pull up. Or put on a blindfold while your brother is driving, and pass people on the right on the interstate.

    It turns heads.

  52. My stepfather never got a right hand drive vehicle – he just put suicide knobs on the steering wheels and blocks of wood on the pedals as extenders – automatics and no center console vehicles only. Back then, an automatic transmission was still considered a luxury add-on.

    I got him in trouble when I mentioned the girlie pic he had in the suicide knob

  53. My mom is a retired letter carrier.

  54. Howdy, y’all.

  55. Our letter carrier is a fucking retard.

    The small flat rate box will fit into the mailboxes here in the complex. At least, HE can put it inside. The problem is, the opening on the customer side has small flanges on it, and you cannot get a small flat rate box OUT of the mailbox.

    And yet, the fucking retard insists in placing the packages in the mailbox. And then I have to run outside the next day and demonstrate YET AGAIN that the package can’t be removed.

  56. AGGIE!

  57. BRAD!!!

  58. I’d make a joke about how my problem is usually getting my package INTO a slot, but I’ve got to save some funneh for February.

  59. Just one more day, Brad….

  60. Off to lunch.

    I’ll be back later to download Justified and Southland.

    And read the stupid shit you morons say.

  61. You take a long lunch. Must be rehearsing all your funneh.

  62. HA! Roamy would like that 😀

  63. Man! 31st of Jan and it was 55F! Played 18 holes in the sunshine! Woopee!

  64. It’s 68* F here, MCPO.

  65. I hear ya, MCPO. It was 65 here yesterday. Only 54 today.

  66. And then I have to run outside the next day and demonstrate YET AGAIN that the package can’t be removed.
    ————————
    Are you sure you’re not a retired geezer?

  67. It’s 72° here right now. I’ve been loafing outside on a chaise lounge listening to music.

  68. I had to come in because my bread is done.

  69. I could kill the lady and guy who sat behind me. She laughed at every single fucking thing he said. He kicked my chair the entire flight. When I stand up I am going to tell them what idiots they are. The lady next to them has rolled her eyes at me no less than 100 times. Everyone near us hates them

  70. Sohos, I think we know the winners of “The Most Annoying People/Person on the Plane” game. The winner usually sits by me when I travel.

  71. SoHoS – Flying is like being stuffed into a cattle car anymore. 50% of the people in this country no longer know how to conduct themselves in public any longer.

  72. Kick him in the poon.

  73. I’m still waiting on my Animosity shirt. I got it specifically for going through the TSA checkpoint at the airport. Can’t wait for them to ask me to take off my jacket. 🙂

  74. Haha, very nice pepe!

    A delurk? If so, welcome!

  75. From the 20$ story file, my hubby and I were bowling and Funky Town came on the screens at the lanes. I yelled “You’re a towel!” Synergy.

  76. Pepe le Pue!!!

    Comment es-tu, mon ami?

  77. Welcome to the sandbox, Pepe.

  78. HAHA! Sohos should have worn an Animosity Int’l shirt on the plane and then stood up for those jerks behind her to have seen it. FTW!

  79. I seriously wanted to tell her to please just suck his dick and get it over with.

  80. Could you make that picture bigger please Hotspur? THANK YOU

  81. Sohos – Maybe she’s looking for a raise!

  82. Sohos, unfortunately, when you stand up to the assholes on the flight, you’ll be the one escorted off the plane.

  83. What neck of the wood are you in Pepe and how in the heck did you find us?

  84. >> I seriously wanted to tell her to please just suck his dick and get it over with.

    I find your ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  85. No one said anything directly to them but they had to have heard what everyone said as we were leaving

  86. Thank you Sohos, for making me laugh like a loon.

    I had a very trying day, and that more than made up for it 😀

  87. I have fun if people on the plane sit too close. I either scratch my head and mutter about “damned lice” under my breath, or, in my best psychotic hillbilly “Deliverance” voice say “You suuuure are pretty…”. This last works well on men or women.

  88. Howdy, Pepe!

    Where be you at?

  89. Hey guys, thanks for the welcome. I wandered in from AoS. I’m just here for the cerebral discussions, Muscular Monday Motivational has absolutely nothing to do with it….

  90. Just wait until Big Boob Friday, Pepito.

  91. That’ll be the day!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyFfaOvw6fA

  92. WE’VE GOT A NEW HOSTAGE?!!!!

    Ok. NO ONE scare him off.

  93. So, Pepe, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass?

  94. Hi, honey, I’m home!

  95. did he show his papers? has anyone asked to see his papers yet? My God, we can’t let just anyone in here!!

    Ohai, Hotspur.

  96. Roamy, did you see Shim’s link at 4:23PM??

  97. Crap, Hotspur.

    Already?

    Can’t you wait a little while to find out that interesting bit of information?

  98. Turncoat Parker Griffith was on the local talk radio show yesterday, and they’ve been replaying bits of it. He is challenging Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL), and he gave Brooks ammo for about 20 ads. I busted out laughing several times. Repeatedly calling the talk show host a sociopath was just icing on the cake.

  99. Hola, Roamy!

  100. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggie!

  101. Howdy, WP 🙂

  102. **scrolls up to Shim’s comment.

    Hahahahahaha, oh, that one’s going to work.

  103. So, Clownifornicate is out of money in March. Supposedly they took in $2.6Billion less that planned, and spent $2.6Billion more than planned.

    Hey, 2.6billion here, and 2.6billion there, pretty soon it adds up to some real money.

    Stupid bastards.

  104. Cynnie?

    Pepe?

    Wallace!

  105. I knew you would like it. It should be a poster on your office door 😀

  106. I think there is a stool with my name on it at the ghetto bar.

    BBIAB

  107. Oso, FB please. Question .

  108. @ Hotspur – You mean right now? or ever?

    @ LC Aggie – Been lurking for a while, BBF isn’t really my thing, That last pic on the MMM works for me!

    @ GMLand – Papers, we don’t need no stinkin’ papers!

  109. Sohos, unfortunately, when you stand up to the assholes on the flight, you’ll be the one escorted off the plane.

    I’m sensing that Osoloco has a story she does not really want to tell.

  110. There is stool in the ghetto bar with your name on it? Ewww. That’s really gross.

  111. And yeah, they brought duct tape to the moon. One of the stories I have heard was that one of the fenders on the Lunar Roving Vehicle came off and had to be taped back on. The tape didn’t hold because of all the dust.

  112. So, Pepe, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass?
    ==================
    Pro tip: The answer is always seven.

  113. Hi Pepe, welcome to the funny farm.

  114. My God, we can’t let just anyone in here!!

    *stares in amazement*

    You’re here.

  115. Aggie whats up?

  116. Laughing my fat ass off over M’chelle’s program being tagged as “No Child Fat Behind”

  117. the magilla gorilla exercise show

  118. What’s for dinner Car in? I starving.

  119. I LOVE Michelle’s mirror. Funniest shit on AlGore’s intertubes.

  120. I’m making corned beef, which means I can eat lots of boiled cabbage and carrots and look longingly at the corned beef.

  121. You’re here.

    Exactly!

  122. the magilla gorilla exercise show

    GORILLA COOKIES!

  123. Llorando por ti. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7vArAdpAXc

  124. Why no corned beef? Too fatty?

  125. Eh. Yea. Pretty much.

  126. It’s 51 deg. out, dickholes.

  127. @ LC Aggie – Been lurking for a while, BBF isn’t really my thing, That last pic on the MMM works for me!
    ————————————-
    Well, you’re an idiot. Welcome!

  128. WP, apparently a scrapbooking get together has turned into therapy sessions for a friend, so I’m feeling a bit low.

    Other than that, leftovers for dinner, and wine later.

  129. HAHA!

    *gives MJ a cookie and a syringe of heroin*

  130. Aggie and cyn make my chickens dance

  131. WINE NOW, aggie. Wine. Now.

  132. “Well, you’re an idiot. ”

    I’m here aren’t I. Imagine my disappointment, I finally find the place I fit in and it’s HERE????

  133. I am going to be in Scottsdale 4/15 to 4/22.

    Does anyone want to not meet me?

  134. Hotspur, Will you bring a bullwhip?

  135. I am going to be in Scottsdale 4/15 to 4/22.

    What are you gonna bring me from Scottsdale?

  136. Yeah, it happened to all of us, Pepe.

  137. What would you like me to bring, Chief?

  138. Aggs gimme a call, i love a good whine-a-rama

  139. I am going to be in Scottsdale 4/15 to 4/22.
    Does anyone want to not meet me?

    No.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Another mini-meat!! Squeeeee!

  140. I’m home!!!!

  141. sohos is back, sohos is back what did you bring me?

  142. Yay! Sohos is home!

  143. Glad to hear you’re safely home Sohos. Now go take a nap.

  144. What would you like me to bring, Chief?

    http://tinyurl.com/7zvyew5

  145. Another mini-meat!! Squeeeee!

    bitch.

    how come no ones comes to visit Lapeer?

  146. Are we still doing some kind of meat-up there this summer, Carin?

  147. MCPO, I’ll have a rough time getting her past HotBride.

    “No, really, honey, she’s for Ted.”

  148. bitch.

    Oh, and FTR, Mare is my favorite today.

    http://is.gd/1UCoPL

  149. Hotspur – HAHAHAHA!

  150. *gives MJ a cookie and a syringe of heroin*
    ———————–
    I missed that. That was funny. I was.. hoahieoh atoajnd;;;;itwea;gtuiou89yh

  151. Mooooom! im never Cyn’s favorite!

  152. For all of you Neil Young h8ers!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jai6AykXW9k

  153. Neil Young, and fiber, makes me sad.

  154. Chief, I’m too much of a red neck to appreciate your Neil Young and Linda Ronstadt links.

  155. Everyone is my favorite, Krow, now please mind the restraining order.

  156. on alternate tuesdays im ALLOWED to fantasize about your touch tone phone!

  157. The Gipsy Kings I can listen to all day though…

  158. WINE NOW, aggie. Wine. Now.

    I’m on it!!

  159. Why does Neil Young hate this? http://charlestonfood.smugmug.com/photos/432794314_TBYNv-S.jpg

  160. I’m drinking a beer, about to take a hot Folly, and then I think its bed time for me

  161. G’night, Sohita!

  162. to take a hot Folly

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  163. What the shit is a hot Folly?

  164. Folly was the name of a commenter around here many moons ago, MJ. She used to declare when she was going to bathe as a pronouncement to all.

    Ergo, a Folly is a hot bath 😀

  165. . . . a hot bubble bath!

  166. Neil Young sounds like a cat yowling.

  167. I’m trying to teach a 71 year old blonde how to use her new iPhone.

    There isn’t enough alcohol in this whole fucking bar…

  168. DinT – STFU. . . and I say that with love.

  169. Neil Young sounds like a cat yowling.

    Word.

  170. Where did Pepe go? I have to warn him about the eeee-bils of Gluten….. 😛

  171. Aggie – KMA – And I say that, hoping you’ll take me up on it.

  172. how come no ones comes to visit Lapeer?

    How close are you to Flint? I just turned in a response to an RFP in Flint.

  173. Lapeer and Flint are about 30 minutes apart.

  174. Oooh, baby, baby!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YleXlgHI1oM

  175. Neil Young makes Bruce Springsteen sould like Pavarotti.

  176. Day #2 is in the bag.

    One more day of this crap.

  177. And I say that, hoping you’ll take me up on it.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Only if you bake some bread 😉

  178. If I get the job I’ll be in Flint this spring for a coupla days.

  179. Neil Young makes Bruce Springsteen sould like Pavarotti Madonna.

  180. Scott!

    http://tinyurl.com/7myhyfd

  181. a response to an RFP

    Whoa, worlds collided for a sec.

  182. You are lucky that the music store hasn’t closed yet.

  183. It’s better to burn out
    Than to fade away.
    My my hay hay.

  184. Whoa, worlds collided for a sec.
    ——————————–
    Tell me about it. We’re in he same industry.

  185. Did anybody usurp anybody else’s throne today?

  186. Scott – I do not fear the man with the inflatable monkey on his head.

  187. Not unless usurp means “take a shit in” and throne means “toilet”.

    If it does mean that…..then yes……Cuffy style.

  188. My physics teacher in high school made our class watch Neil Young–Unplugged, because a lyric in one of his famous songs mentioned the Aurora Borealis.

    Damn hippy.

  189. >> Neil Young makes Bruce Springsteen sound look like Pavarotti Madonna

  190. Howdy, Sean!

  191. Dave FTW.

    My physics teacher in High School made us watch the Star Trek episode, City on the Edge of Forever because he was that cool.

  192. Howdy, Aggs! Your eardrums healed up yet?

  193. PG, you are a Ford Truck man, right?

    Tell me why I shouldn’t buy this truck for a beataround weekend warrior snowpockalips truck.

    http://tinyurl.com/7lt7e7n

  194. aggie is so cool, when she poses for pics, the camera has to have a cigarette

  195. Magikal!

  196. Yes, thanks Sean. Amazing what a little quiet after grounding the kids for life will do to help.

    WP, that made me LOL 😀

  197. Comment by Sean M. on January 31, 2012 8:26 pm

    Did anybody usurp anybody else’s throne today?

    i made LV sit in time out

  198. Awwww, what did LV do??

  199. she threw a book at the cat after being told to be nice

  200. Pupster, I can think of no reason other than if the price gets bid up a little too chippy. I’m selling my ’00 ranger to a guy who used to be a good friend until he fucked me on a job about 8 years ago. I dont’ care for his company any longer but I don’t mind unloading a truck on him. My ’99 F250 should have another 5 good years left on it.

  201. Ah, well…tough love, WP 🙂

  202. i am not well liked tonight

  203. a guy who used to be a good friend until he fucked me on a job about 8 years ago.

    Sexual harassment is against the law.

  204. Commas are so important.

  205. Pupster, something doesn’t sound right with that.

    23 years old and only 88,000 miles?

    88,000 miles and on it’s 2nd engine?

  206. just ask cyn, she hates me cos i find her 8 Key sensual

  207. OT, and sorry for the hit and run comment.

    I am glad Romney won today. Not that I prefer him over Newt or the other way around. I just want the fratricide to end and a clear frontrunner emerge who can take on Obastard.

  208. Yeah, I know Scott. It’s got a lot of issues. I miss having a 4WD, although there have only been about 3 snowy and icy days this winter. All the older Ford Trucks in this area are rust buckets.

  209. I am glad Romney won today. Not that I prefer him over Newt or the other way around. I just want the fratricide to end and a clear frontrunner emerge who can take on Obastard.
    ————————–
    For someone with a confused sense of decor, you seem to make a lot of sense.

  210. Tush, we’ve all decided to endorse the SMoD.

  211. hey scary brown person, how are the anchor babies doin?

  212. SMOD ’12: Resistance Is Futile

  213. Dave, wife just got a new offer. 20 minutes commute, tons of vacations/benefits and a pay you can’t say no to.
    We just went out and celebrated. The kids kept the waitresses on their toes.

  214. A confused sense of decor? My sense of decor may be confusing for you, not for me.

  215. Sweet! Congrats.

    Any of you homos ever watch “Margin Call”? Depressing.

  216. Lighten up, Francis.

  217. Congrats to the wife on her new job, Tushar!

    *waves to Dave*

  218. Dave, this is the one thing about NY/NJ that makes my transition to Texas difficult. I can find a job without even really looking for it. I am saying no to at least 3 recruiters every week.

  219. I don’t know about sense of decor, but Tushar has great taste in cookware.

  220. “Partially deaf, newtered, male hound” is kind of a funny phrase. I don’t know why but it is. That’s whats up for adoption at the local dog pound this week as advertised in the weekly paper.

    Rural West Texas. It don’t get any better than this.

  221. Thanks, Aggie!

  222. *curtsies* 😀

  223. HI AGGIE! *tacklehugs you*

    Ok, check it out folks. Dave stylin.

    stylin

  224. After the successful kitchen renovation,I am ready to tackle the living room. MJ must be quaking in his dick slippers.

    http://www.Bachelorette.com/penisslippers.html?cmp=shareasale&kw=penisslippers

  225. Dave, don’t know about the cufflinks, but is that a Brooks Brothers shirt?

  226. Tushar Brown Guy, you know what would make your transition to Texas just that much easier?

    The same job offers every week. And no income taxes, crazy stupid fees, and otherwise government sucking the life out of your future.

  227. My power was out for a few hours and I swear started getting the shakes.

    Teh H2 is a wicked powerful drug.

    Ooooo! Nice cuffs Dave.

  228. I was worried they’d be a full size guitar pick, but they’re smaller and therefore I have taste and am a classy motherfuckah.

  229. Do you remember?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfLEc09tTjI

  230. VERY nice!!

    *low whistles*

  231. Those would even make for some tasteful earrings or a tie tack. Hawt!

  232. *tacklehugs you*

    SHIT!! You owe me a beer.

  233. Dave – I’m having a bout of cuff envy!

  234. oops.. sorry.

    *listens to EW&F

    I played this thang, back in the day. Good stuff MCPO. Not like your usual crap. Or whatever Michael links, which I don’t even click on.

  235. So…….what’d I miss?

  236. PJM!!!

    *smoooches*

    Nothing.

  237. Not like your usual crap.

    You don’t like Dwight Yokum. . . or is it the Gipsy Kings you hate? 😉

  238. So…….what’d I miss?

    We all went in on lottery tickets and won the jackpot $$$$$!!!

    Other than that, not much.

  239. Hate’s a strong word.

    But I dig me some Earth Wind and Fire.

  240. I just had a nice phone conversation with a very grateful nephew who, as he put it, got to eat something that didn’t come out of a can. Then we talked about vacuum systems.

  241. But I dig me some Earth Wind and Fire.

    You just cannot go wrong linking anything EW&F.

  242. we oughta dance y’all

  243. we oughta dance y’all

    – – – – –

    only if there is some old school ghetto thug rap coming out of them speakers yo.

  244. *dances around the kitchen*

    *manages to not spill beer*

  245. We all went in on lottery tickets and won the jackpot $$$$$!!!

    hahaha, story of my life.

  246. Hi PJM!

  247. I don’t think men should dance at all. But if they must, any dancing better than what Wiser linked is teh ghey.

  248. Comment by scott on January 31, 2012 8:02 pm

    Day #2 is in the bag.

    One more day of this crap.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    I do so love your optimism……….

    Seriously, best of luck..

  249. I’m in the band.

  250. I make Mr Really Really really bad dancer look like Fred Astaire. I skulk along the wall and drink from my flask.

  251. I skulk along the wall and drink from my flask.

    Okay, remind me again how we never met before?

  252. I’m the roadie/security/gofer.

  253. I love to dance, and looking like an idiot doesn’t keep me from it 😀

  254. Sweet fancy Moses!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

  255. Hi PJM!

    Wow, two de-lurkers in one day?

    gotta be the coffee mug…..

  256. I was in MA last weekend out with friends, and this guy was doing jumping jacks as his dance moves. He looked ridiculous. He saw me laughing histerically and walked over to my booth and said I suck at dancin, but I’m older than you.. Good excuse! I said as long as you’re havin fun homeboy, keep doin your calisthenics.

  257. gotta be the coffee mug…..

    I’m a little miffed that my stuff didn’t come today. I was even going to model it for you hosers.

  258. *thud*

  259. I love to dance, and looking like an idiot doesn’t keep me from it

    – – – – –

    I danced like it was 1988 this past weekend!!

    *I got the moves like Jagger…*

  260. I love to dance, and looking like an idiot doesn’t keep me from it

    Actually, after a drink or two, I lose enough inhibitions to dance.

    And I’m not actually half bad.

    I really have the white-man-shuffle down perfectly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FssBmJfVjHU#t=00m31s

  261. I was even going to model it for you hosers.

    you ordered 2 coffee mugs?

  262. GML, if you are moving like Jagger, at any point in the man’s history, you have my pity.

  263. I got the moves like Jagger…

    *moves Ghee to the top of the kill list for putting ‘that’ song in my head*

  264. you ordered 2 coffee mugs?

    Dammit Wiser, Hush!! You’re gonna spoil the surprise.

  265. I never get drunk enough to dance. I do play pool and shuffle board. Discovered today that I can’t bowl for shit sober. Stupid non drinking Res bowling alley.

  266. *moves Ghee to the top of the kill list for putting ‘that’ song in my head*

    Really, really sorry about that… really.

  267. I didn’t even know that there was such a place, Oso.

    Cyn + 3 Beers + 10 pins + 1 Ball = Pro Bowler Baby

  268. I’m still waiting on my Animosity shirt. I got it specifically for going through the TSA checkpoint at the airport. Can’t wait for them to ask me to take off my jacket.

    Pepe… welcome to H2…. thanks for your purchase….. based on your plans, you are going to fit in perfectly here……

    Imagine my disappointment, I finally find the place I fit in and it’s HERE????

    AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Dc-J_mD7c

  269. Cyn, my hubby picked the one Res bowling alley that doesn’t have booze. Plus side is, I didn’t start any fights. ( I never start fights. People just take exception to my opinions sometimes)

  270. So what is the phrase under the logo?

  271. Cyn ♥s Ghee

  272. Ok, time for bed. Y’all have a great evening 🙂

  273. People just take exception to my opinions sometimes

    Pffft. They’re not worth breathing oxygen anyways, right?

  274. G’night, Aggie!

  275. Dave, its the H2

  276. okay…that was weird. anyhooo…It’s the H2 web address under the AI logo.

    Sweet dreams, Aggie!!

  277. So what is the phrase under the logo?

    thehostages.wordpress.com

    It’s kinda like a brand-protection thingy….

  278. Cyn, I know! I had to promise to not start anything last year during March Madness.

  279. Goodnight, Miss Aggie!

  280. huh?

  281. Cyn, I know! I had to promise to not start anything last year during March Madness.

    Don’t do THAT again!!

  282. AH.. ok then.

  283. *crickets

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRlOI3N7Hao

  284. falls into the sea.

    Nite wiser

  285. Nite wiser

    nite dave.

    c’mere…. give me a hug….

    EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! dude, you’re soaking wet!!!!! WTF?!?!?!

  286. I get sweaty

  287. I get sweaty

    well, that explains the a/c being turned up so high…..

  288. Cyn, I added you to the super secret moronette page. You may want to adjust your notices

  289. Who’s team won a nail biter game tonight?

  290. Jay, we destroyed Air Force. Was there another game?

  291. my computer brokeded 😦

  292. Derpee.

  293. http://bit.ly/wkz9WJ

  294. * turns off light *

  295. Yay for another mug holder. Drinking coffee out of mine right now.

    I, uh, can’t really take mine to work.

  296. Speaking of which, time for work.

  297. Oh, I think Jenna Marbles has a good one this week:
    How to fool people into thinking you’re rich.

    Large swaths of it seem to derisively target the Occupoopers.

  298. wakey wakey

  299. I put up a poat over at XBrad’s, and HHD will drop in 25 minutes. Wish I was as motivated about work.

  300. Hell with it, I’m moving HHD up. New Poat!

  301. I am supposed to be restless today.

    Restless sounds like a pussy compared to anxiety and anger.

  302. Bonne journee de le humpeaux, mes amis.

    *guffaws like Maurice Chevalier and twists moustache suggestively*


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