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BBF™ – Hotspur Style

No over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder wearers for you preverts this week. Today you get some art and beauty, all in one neat package. (SYWM)

Just because I’ve done pinups before doesn’t mean I can’t do them again. I mean, how many times did we have to endure the same wagons week after week when Rosetta was still above room temperature and posting? Anyway, MJ asked for a volunteer because he’s having some kind of gender identity crisis, so I stepped up to the plate. The “fasten your seat belt” sign is off so lean back and enjoy your flight.

First, though, you need to learn some shit:

1128 – Pope Honorius II declares the Knights Templar to be an army of God.
1559 – Elizabeth I crowned queen of England in Westminster Abbey
1794 – U.S. Congress changes US flag to 15 stars and 15 stripes
1822 – The design of the Greek flag is adopted by the First National Assembly at Epidaurus.
1863 – Thomas Crapper pioneers one-piece pedestal flushing toilet
1869 – National convention of black leaders meets in Wash DC
1874 – Battle between jobless and police in NYC, 100s injured
1942 – Henry Ford patents a plastic automobile, which is 30% lighter than a regular car.
1957 – Wham-O Company produces the 1st Frisbee
1968 – Johnny Cash performs at Folsom Prison
1979 – YMCA files libel suit against Village People’s YMCA song
1995 – America3 becomes 1st all-female crew to win an America’s Cup race

School’s out, and now, on with the show:
#1

#2

#3

#4

#5

#6

#7

#8

#9

Hahahahahaha No bewbs for you window lickers – just a bunch of pretty ladies with more class than ass. Now put away the Jergens and admit that you’re grateful I agreed to do this.

If you would care to weigh in on which one is your favorite, please feel free to do so in the comments. Mine is #6.

I have nothing special planned for tomorrow or Sunday. My office is clean and dusted, and I’m all caught up on the laundry at home. I’ll probably just hang out here with you fine people, play a little more Skyrim, then head to the ghetto bar.

Enjoy your weekend. Leon will be back on Monday with his second installment of Monday Morning Trannies™. Maybe he’ll have some boobs for you then.

Laters.

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January 13, 2012
Categories: Beauty Personified, conspiracy theory, Don't Make Me Kill You, fucking genius, Good Stupid, Happy, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, hopey changey shit, Like you know how to read., new post, No Drama, POON!, shut your whore mouth, Things that really matter, YOU WISH, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Hotspur

242 Comments

  1. Comment by pajama momma on January 13, 2012 12:03 pm

    Hotspur is one classy dame.

  2. Comment by pajama momma on January 13, 2012 12:05 pm

    My favorite girl up there is #10.

  3. Comment by pajama momma on January 13, 2012 12:06 pm

    OH COME ON!!!!!!!! I finally get to stay home because a kid’s been puking all night and none of you guys are here to play.

  4. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 12:06 pm

    #4 has cleavage.

    Anti-BBF FAIL!

  5. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 12:07 pm

    I got one home today too. No puking though. WooT!

  6. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 13, 2012 12:08 pm

    Nice linkage, HS.

    and BOOOOOOOO! Bring back backfat!

    Wait…

  7. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 13, 2012 12:09 pm

    I like #2, #4, and #8, FWIW…..

  8. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 13, 2012 12:12 pm

    Oh, and thanks for doing this, HS!

  9. Comment by pajama momma on January 13, 2012 12:14 pm

    I got one home today too. No puking though. WooT!

    luuuuuuuuuuuucky.

  10. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 12:15 pm

    My entire pleasure.

  11. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 13, 2012 12:16 pm

    I think the logo on your Greek flag link is too “diverse”, IYKWIMAITTYD…..

  12. Comment by wiserbud on January 13, 2012 12:16 pm

    why does #3 have a vagina on her head?

  13. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 13, 2012 12:17 pm

    DD#3 sent me this:
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/college-liberal/photos

    Some of them are pretty funny…..

  14. Comment by pajama momma on January 13, 2012 12:17 pm

    fun links too

  15. Comment by lauraw on January 13, 2012 12:21 pm

    Rich is gonna be pissed.

    *gets back to work*

  16. Comment by pajama momma on January 13, 2012 12:21 pm

    why does #3 have a vagina on her head?

    Ya gotta admit, it compliments her OFB perfectly.

  17. Comment by clintbird on January 13, 2012 12:23 pm

    4 & 9.

  18. Comment by Vmaximus on January 13, 2012 12:29 pm

    2 and 4 have great lighting
    7 has a great smile

  19. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 13, 2012 12:33 pm

    From last poat:

    So! How does everyone like their labia? Medium?

    Oh, please.
    As if you guys would ever get anywhere NEAR one of those with your mouth…..

  20. Comment by lauraw on January 13, 2012 12:37 pm

    #4 shoved a shirt button up her nostril.

  21. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 12:39 pm

    SMH

  22. Comment by Pupster on January 13, 2012 12:45 pm

    *deep breath*

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

  23. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 12:46 pm

    Hi Rich.

  24. Comment by Rich on January 13, 2012 12:46 pm

    What the…..!?

    HOTTTTSSSPUUUUUUR!!!!!
    *shakes fist at sky

  25. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 12:51 pm

    HA! Man, I couldn’t have timed that better if I tried.

  26. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 12:53 pm

    Okay, that was spooky.

  27. Comment by xbradtc on January 13, 2012 1:09 pm

    #4. No question.

    If you disagree, you’re stupid.

  28. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 1:12 pm

    MOM!!!!! XBRAD TURNED LIBERAL!!!!!!!!

  29. Comment by xbradtc on January 13, 2012 1:16 pm

    You take that back or I’ll shit on a cop car!

  30. Comment by John Gluten Galt on January 13, 2012 1:43 pm

    The header picture is the only thing that saves this poat from being a total loss.

  31. Comment by xbradtc on January 13, 2012 1:50 pm

    Jeebus, where the fuck is everyone?

  32. Comment by wpdunn71901 on January 13, 2012 1:52 pm

    checking in boss

  33. Comment by xbradtc on January 13, 2012 1:54 pm

    Where’s that whore Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/6s23fvf

  34. Comment by Vmaximus on January 13, 2012 1:54 pm

    You skeered them away X. I am trying to put together my Chef resume. It was so long ago I can’t remember. Fortunately only 1 of the restaurants is still in business, so no one can contradict me.

  35. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 2:03 pm

    I’m here. And there.

  36. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 2:11 pm

    I am trying to put together my Chef resume.

    Do you have a recipe for zombie penis? Compos was asking earlier.

  37. Comment by Vmaximus on January 13, 2012 2:14 pm

    I will whip one up Hotspur

  38. Comment by daveintexas on January 13, 2012 2:15 pm

    What the fuck is this shit?

  39. Comment by Jewstin on January 13, 2012 2:20 pm

    These are not the boobs you’re looking for.

  40. Comment by xbradtc on January 13, 2012 2:26 pm

    Piss on a Crucifix, you’re an “artist”
    Piss on The Amercian Flag, you’re a “Constitutionalist”
    Piss on a Police Car, you’re a “Freedom Loving 99%er”
    Piss on the Taliban Piece Of Shit That Just Tried To Kill You & Your Fellow Marines, you’re a Villain.

  41. Comment by Vmaximus on January 13, 2012 2:27 pm

    Would a Alfredo sauce be too much?

  42. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 13, 2012 2:29 pm

    So I was reading on one of the forums that I subscribe to that some voice recognition software has a real problem understanding Texan and British accents.

    Funny someone should mention that – my car’s voice-data recognition system and I have gone round and round, and I’ve finally given up on her.

    The gal cain’t drawl fer nuttin’…… 😛

  43. Comment by Sean M. on January 13, 2012 2:29 pm

    My serenity is important to me, so I’m not gonna sit here and pitch a bitch about how this BBF poat is straight up fucking bullshit.

    *exhales*

  44. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 2:29 pm

    Good one, Brad. I like Allen West’s take as well.

    http://tinyurl.com/76hpjyp

  45. Comment by Andy on January 13, 2012 2:34 pm

    You beat me to it, HS. That was awesome.

  46. Comment by tomswifty on January 13, 2012 2:35 pm

    Nice collection HotSpur. Alas, no Coca Cola girls 😉

  47. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 13, 2012 2:39 pm

    “As for everyone else, unless you have been shot at by the Taliban, shut your mouth, war is hell.”

    Well said, Rep. West.

    Or would he prefer Lt. Col. (ret) West?

  48. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 2:41 pm

    Here’s one, tomswifty:

  49. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 2:43 pm

    *eyes Cyn*

    *flicks a booger at her*

  50. Comment by xbradtc on January 13, 2012 2:45 pm

    James, it is customary for retired officers who enter electoral politics to assume the current mantle of their office, that is, Representative.

    We don’t call John McCain “Captain”

  51. Comment by SoHoS on January 13, 2012 2:47 pm

    What the fuck is this shit?

  52. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 2:48 pm

    I’d like to call John McCain “Retired.”

  53. Comment by xbradtc on January 13, 2012 2:51 pm

    I think you mean retarded.

  54. Comment by Andy on January 13, 2012 2:51 pm

    I’d write what I’d really like to call John McCain, but this is a family blog.

  55. Comment by composmentis on January 13, 2012 2:52 pm

    What the fuck is this shit?

    Mark Twain couldn’t have summed up this POS post any better.

  56. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 2:52 pm

    The only thing that could make the West quote better is if he’d added the word whore after the word your.

  57. Comment by tomswifty on January 13, 2012 2:53 pm

    NOOOOOOOOOO!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/jan/13/bacon-linked-pancreatic-cancer-report

  58. Comment by tomswifty on January 13, 2012 2:54 pm

    HS, She certainly is *shaped* like a Coke bottle 🙂

  59. Comment by Vmaximus on January 13, 2012 2:55 pm

    but this is a family blog…..What the fuck is this shit?

    The Manson family blog?

  60. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 2:56 pm

    *eyes Cyn*
    *flicks a booger at her*

    *flutters eyelashes*

    Whatever for??

  61. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 3:03 pm

    You know what for.

  62. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 3:08 pm

    *twirls hair, giggles, flounces dress and skips away*

  63. Comment by xbradtc on January 13, 2012 3:11 pm

    Nobody skips like Cyn.

    Nobody.

  64. Comment by xbradtc on January 13, 2012 3:12 pm

    Though to be honest, Hotspur flounces like nobody’s fool.

  65. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 13, 2012 3:18 pm

  66. Comment by clintbird on January 13, 2012 3:25 pm

    I just got a spam message from BlackPeopleMeet.com

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  67. Comment by TGSG on January 13, 2012 3:31 pm

    Gets ready for work…
    logs onto H2…
    puts on his “huh?” face…
    wanders off without flouncing.

  68. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 13, 2012 3:31 pm

    Dana Loesch just read West’s letter on air. She’s on fire today.

  69. Comment by composmentis on January 13, 2012 3:39 pm

    Hey Cyn, does this rag smell like chloroform?

  70. Comment by composmentis on January 13, 2012 3:42 pm

    Jay, you ever try Extacy?

  71. Comment by composmentis on January 13, 2012 3:44 pm

    Jay, do you like movies about gladiators?

  72. Comment by sohos on January 13, 2012 3:45 pm

    Poor Rich

  73. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 3:47 pm

    Well, I’m not sure exactly what chloroform smells like, Compos, but this smells kinda syrupy, maybe a bit swee…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  74. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 13, 2012 3:47 pm

    Depends on what gladiator movie you are talking about, big boy.

  75. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 3:48 pm

    Cable modems. How do they fuckin’ work?!??? GAAAHHHH.

  76. Comment by clintbird on January 13, 2012 3:50 pm

    Is it plugged in, Cyn? Trying plugging it in!

  77. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 3:51 pm

    Is it plugged in? You should try plugging it in.

  78. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 3:51 pm

    Poor Rich

    I know, right?!

    Good thing that you and I did a Hostagette BBF over at H4.2!

  79. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 3:52 pm

    *high fives clintbird*

  80. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 3:52 pm

    *moves both CB and HS to the “Kill RightFuckingNow List”*

  81. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 13, 2012 3:53 pm

    Nice headlights!

    http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=h2.4

  82. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 13, 2012 3:54 pm

    Ooops, that should be:

    http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=h4.2

  83. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 3:58 pm

    HA! You will not find the password that way, Jay.

    I must be wooed. With foot massages, flowers (not roses, please–ick), peeled grapes, and Absolute that dispenses from my fridge, chilled.

  84. Comment by MCPOAIR on January 13, 2012 4:01 pm

    Jesus, Hotspurt! Not one set of nekkid news? Total FAIL!

  85. Comment by Revvy on January 13, 2012 4:05 pm

    heya all, what’d I miss?

  86. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 4:05 pm

    Because I love you, MCPO:

    http://www.nakednews.com/

  87. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 4:09 pm

    Hi Revvy: positively nothing has been missed.

  88. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 4:11 pm

    I miss the old days.

  89. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 4:13 pm

    There’s a red house over yonder,
    That’s where my baby stays. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_9KOGaLXdg

  90. Comment by Revvy on January 13, 2012 4:14 pm

    Ah, good to know Cyn

  91. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 4:16 pm

    Revvy – Score an artsy-fartsy job yet? 😉

  92. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 4:17 pm

    Cyn – just sos u know. . . I’m 3 sheets to the wind right now.

  93. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on January 13, 2012 4:17 pm

    Girl of Mine?

    Girl of Mine!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbkrc-jtLRQ&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLCAB2F0B6392743D8

  94. Comment by Vmaximus on January 13, 2012 4:23 pm

    I’m 3 sheets to the wind right now
    I know that means drunk, but what does 3 sheets to the wind mean when sailing?

  95. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 4:24 pm

    Mainsail, topsail and spinnaker.

  96. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 4:25 pm

    Whewn she’s walking through the clouds. . . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGho1QZO4Us

  97. Comment by BrewFan on January 13, 2012 4:27 pm

    compos was here so you know this poat has to suck harder then MCPO during Navy Days

  98. Comment by Revvy on January 13, 2012 4:28 pm

    Meh, not yet MCPO.

    Still working on it.

  99. Comment by Andy on January 13, 2012 4:32 pm

    >> I know that means drunk, but what does 3 sheets to the wind mean when sailing?

    I’ve also heard that it comes from this: http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3511/3898612081_7bddb0e4dc_z.jpg?zz=1

    To make that thing work, the blades are covered with canvas sails. You can use 2 sails or 4 sails, but you can’t use 3 because it will wobble like a drunk.

  100. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 4:32 pm

    Clint, after a road trip about 3 years ago I noticed some unauthorized purchases made with my credit card.

    One of them was BlackPeopleMeet.com

  101. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 4:33 pm

  102. Comment by Andy on January 13, 2012 4:37 pm

    The Chief is gonna kick your …

    Oh.

  103. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 4:41 pm

    “Piss on a Crucifix, you’re an “artist”
    Piss on The Amercian Flag, you’re a “Constitutionalist”
    Piss on a Police Car, you’re a “Freedom Loving 99%er”
    Piss on the Taliban Piece Of Shit That Just Tried To Kill You & Your Fellow Marines, you’re a Villain.”

    The only thing on this POS blog worth reading.

    (but I mean that in a nice way)

  104. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 4:43 pm

    For Herself:

  105. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 4:43 pm

    Also, I bet most of your dads would have pissed on Hitler’s corpse.

    Get over it.

  106. Comment by BrewFan on January 13, 2012 4:46 pm

    For all the crap I give MCPO I have to say he has excellent taste in music.

  107. Comment by Andy on January 13, 2012 4:51 pm

    Andy ❤ Mare

  108. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 4:54 pm

    Andy, where have you been lately?

  109. Comment by Vmaximus on January 13, 2012 4:55 pm

    Thanks Andy & MCPO

  110. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 4:55 pm

    Hmmm.

  111. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 5:04 pm

    MJ, is that you thought on BBF?

  112. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 5:05 pm

    You know what ticks me off, getting new photos for passport renewal and my pictures look just like me.

    F

  113. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 5:07 pm

    Yep. Sure was. I guess I like #2 because she reminds me the least of my grandmother.

  114. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 5:09 pm

    Mare – you are beautiful to me.

  115. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 5:11 pm

    Mare – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIhQRatoU6I&ob=av2n

  116. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:16 pm

    I’ll bet you look fantastic, Mare, and that’s why I will have to hate you the most.

  117. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:18 pm

    I guess I like #2 because she reminds me the least of my grandmother.

    Worst BBF comment ever.

  118. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 5:19 pm

    Put this in your passport Mare:

    http://is.gd/V2UTV7

  119. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 5:21 pm

    Keep it together. . .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnHLgxKUsEA

  120. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 5:21 pm

    Worst BBF comment ever.
    ————————————
    This is what happens when you give HS the keys. He promptly drives to the nearest managed care facility for ideas, then pops a Cialis, then falls asleep, then watches the Golden Girls, then puts together BBF.

  121. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:23 pm

    Heh–MJ FTW!

    Are you back home or are you still galavanting and lollygagging about?

  122. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 5:23 pm

    There’s a present for you in the draft folder, Cyn.

  123. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:25 pm

    Cyn <3's MJ

  124. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 5:29 pm

    Dance the night away. . . .

  125. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 5:30 pm

    NEKKID HOT TUB!!!

  126. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:32 pm

    *thwacks MJ’s g-email-string*

  127. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:33 pm

    I’ll have what you’re having Chiefy! Make mine a double though.

  128. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 5:34 pm

    Cyn 18 y/o Jameson over crushed ice. . . you in?

  129. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:35 pm

    You were on a roll with the music…until VH.

  130. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:35 pm

    IN!

  131. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 5:36 pm

    Mare? You there?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jLiXeFm_E

  132. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 13, 2012 5:38 pm

    Dammit, now I have to go looking for BBW pr0n to get my weekly fix.

  133. Comment by Jimbro on January 13, 2012 5:38 pm

    One of The Golden Girls was kind of hot … In a GMILF way, if you know what I mean AITTYD

  134. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:40 pm

    MCPO: How many sheets are you RIGHT NOW?!?
    http://is.gd/tEdaWG

  135. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 5:40 pm

    Cyn – What is wrong with VH?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIM03siHuaM

  136. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 5:43 pm

    Ahh, Thanks MCPO.

  137. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:44 pm

    You have to admit, this is better: http://youtu.be/kx2DbvQ3lxE

  138. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 5:44 pm

    “This is what happens when you give HS the keys. He promptly drives to the nearest managed care facility for ideas, then pops a Cialis, then falls asleep, then watches the Golden Girls, then puts together BBF.”

    HAHAHAHAHA

  139. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 5:46 pm

    NO, I’m not looking for compliments, heck you guys have never seen me, but I’m just always a little shocked when I see a picture of myself.

    I have that disease that is like anorexia except exactly the opposite and you think you look good and much younger.

  140. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 5:47 pm

    Did I tell you guys when I got my Texas Drivers license, the gal taking the picture looked at it and asked if I wanted to take it over? hahahahahahah….

  141. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:50 pm

    I hope that you cut her.

    In a nice way, of course.

  142. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 5:53 pm

    Cross Eyed Mary…..MCPO, you scamp!

  143. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 5:54 pm

    No, I laughed and said, “yes, but it won’t help!” And she laughed too.

  144. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 5:55 pm

    Mare – I am old bastard but, my smile still beguiles ladies 25 years younger. . . it’s not about the latitude, it’s about the attitude!

  145. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 5:56 pm

    Hee hee, that’s funny Mare. I’m glad you didn’t cut her after all. Well, not too deeply anyway.

  146. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 5:58 pm

    Oh, people watching at the gym update:

    THE GAL WHO WORKS OUT WITH HER LONG BLOND HAIR DOWN……

    She was talking about trimming her own hair and how bad it looked, and I jokingly said, “I work out behind you so I’ll check it out during workout” A bit later, I said, “It looks great!” She then said, “Oh it looks terrible, I just decided last night to hack at it and I wasn’t even drinking, I should have been drinking! Why wasn’t I drinking?”

    So I really like her now.

  147. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 6:00 pm

    “it’s not about the latitude, it’s about the attitude!”

    True, the guys at the gun range like me! I let them school me in gun handling. I think they like that.

    “Oh yoo hoo boys, Does the bullit come out this end?”

    JUST KIDDING.

  148. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 6:03 pm

    She sounds like good people, Mare, but remind her no more than five cocktails.

    http://is.gd/tsZYgK

  149. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 6:06 pm

    hahahah…I swear, I’ve done my bangs “under the influence” and that is exactly how they looked.

  150. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 6:09 pm

    Yes! HA!

    We should buy a box of Franzia, have a sleep-over, and cut each other’s hair.

  151. Comment by Revvy on January 13, 2012 6:13 pm

    I got a really… interesting comment on my hair at work a while back that kind of implied the guy thought I must have been drinking when I got it done.

    Which was a little irritating cause I thought my hair looked really good that day…

  152. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 6:14 pm

    You and me before box of wine: http://is.gd/5V9rC5

    After…
    You: http://is.gd/NTLWxG
    Me: http://is.gd/eCFPtX

  153. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 13, 2012 6:14 pm

    #4 is my favorite.

  154. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 6:17 pm

    We should buy a box of Franzia, have a sleep-over, and cut each other’s hair…….hahahahahaha….Okay, sounds like a great idea!

  155. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 6:17 pm

    Good one Cyn.

  156. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 6:18 pm

    “Me: http://is.gd/eCFPtX”

    LOL

  157. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 6:18 pm

    Revvy, it sounds like he might have been drinking a mix of LSD and mushrooms. And that’s bad.

  158. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 6:18 pm

    “Which was a little irritating cause I thought my hair looked really good that day…”

    Welcome to my world!

  159. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 6:26 pm

    Revvy – If he commented on your hair, he wants to do you.

  160. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 6:28 pm

    I hate fussing with my hair, I always have. It’s long enough now that I can just throw it in a pony and go. For a while I was twirling it into a bun on the top of my head and throwing a scrunchie around it, but I seemed to notice that people would stare at me and then glance down, like they were expecting me to have on some kind of Mennonite skirt or something. Hair-ists!

  161. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 6:33 pm

    If I comb my hair once a day….I’m really working it. If I don’t hot roller it after I wash it, I look like that crazy black female politician..ah, what’s her name? She has crazy eyes.

  162. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 13, 2012 6:33 pm

    My hair has finally grown out from the last “trim”.

  163. Comment by mare on January 13, 2012 6:33 pm

    Cynthia McKinney…that’s it!

  164. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 6:34 pm

    In local news:

    The unions and the left leaning morons pushed through the $800 million dollar busway, that nobody will ride, because it will create jobs.

    Well, the unions are now protesting because all of the construction jobs are being awarded to out of state companies.

    Also, in order to create jobs the state hired an advertising firm to lure businesses and people to this hellhole. The firm they hired? It’s in NY.

    Meanwhile the City of Hartford hired an advertising firm to do the same thing. The firm they hired? It’s in freaking Canada!

    Our tax dollars, creating jobs everywhere but here.

    WTF?

  165. Comment by Revvy on January 13, 2012 6:34 pm

    MCPO – he’s like… 50. And an ass.
    Cyn – Possibly. The guy’s a regular customer. And a dick who gets special pricing for no adequately explained reason.

    The whole conversation went like this:
    Him: What happened to your hair?
    Me: Huh?
    Him: Did you like, run out of one color and just keep going with a different one?
    Me: … it’s dyed this way on purpose.
    Him: Oh. Why would you do that?

    (FYI my hair has a lot of big bleached streaks in it, which is what his problem was)

  166. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 13, 2012 6:34 pm

    Mare, Cynthia McKinney?

  167. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 6:34 pm

    Is this the politician you’re thinking of Mare? http://is.gd/K7fSt6

  168. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 6:36 pm

    That is some serious suck, Scott. 😦

  169. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 13, 2012 6:36 pm

    Too slow!

  170. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 6:38 pm

    We are governed by the people of Walmart.

  171. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 6:38 pm

    Email checked and replied Cynammin.

  172. Comment by Jimbro on January 13, 2012 6:40 pm

    Danica Patrick wants to be more “like a honey badger this year” says she on ESPN

    Rwaaaarrr!

  173. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 6:42 pm

    So, he’s 50 , do you think that diminishes his desire?

  174. Comment by Revvy on January 13, 2012 6:44 pm

    eeewwwwww

  175. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 6:44 pm

    Hahahaha

    So, MJ, how’d I do?

    Did you decide not to become a queer after all?

  176. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 6:45 pm

  177. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 6:47 pm

    Awesome job HS. Thanks for lending a hand. You are way too classy for this dump, though. You might want to head to the ghetto bar to balance out the karma or something.

  178. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 6:48 pm

    I can’t head to the ghetto bar. I’m already there.

  179. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 6:48 pm

    Haha. Chief is fitshaced.

  180. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 6:48 pm

    Well played, sir. Well played.

  181. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 6:52 pm

    I liked the congress link the best. Thats funny shit.

  182. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 6:53 pm

    Well, I see a real BBF is queued up for later. Still beats what Rosetta is capable of. It’s not Saturday yet.

  183. Comment by MJ on January 13, 2012 6:55 pm

    Yet.

  184. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 6:56 pm

    The links are my favorite part. I look for shit to link then giggle like Revvy after two drinks when I find the right thing.

  185. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 7:12 pm

  186. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 7:14 pm

    Dave’s theme song. One of the best ever.

  187. Comment by Andy on January 13, 2012 7:28 pm

    Hahahaha.

    Sploosh!

  188. Comment by pendejo grande on January 13, 2012 7:29 pm

    I picked a bad new year’s resolution to quit drinking. I’ll like myself in the morning though.

  189. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 7:29 pm

    DiT – cleanest hostage ever.

  190. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 7:32 pm

    Who doesn’t love DinT??

  191. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 7:34 pm

    Give us some funked up music. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roLFgBDIS6s

  192. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 7:40 pm

  193. Comment by Osoloco on January 13, 2012 7:40 pm

    I let a friend cut my hair in college. We had both been drinking. I still have a scar on my chin.

  194. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 7:43 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKzoXuEkk00

  195. Comment by Osoloco on January 13, 2012 7:44 pm

    I posted HSs Allen West link on my Facechimpdouche page and two of my Dem friends are fighting over it.

  196. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 7:48 pm

    Oso, the hair cut, that’s pretty damn funny.

    Details please.

  197. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 13, 2012 7:52 pm

    I forgot I was going to be a D&D widow tonight. Fuck.

  198. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 7:52 pm

    Oso, Step Two: post xbrad’s statement.

  199. Comment by Osoloco on January 13, 2012 7:53 pm

    Scott, she went straight in with the scissors instead of across. I should have guessed that the wide eyes and open mouth meant something was wrong. It wasn’t until she handed me a kitchen towel for the blood that I realized something was wrong. Haircut was pretty cute.

  200. Comment by Osoloco on January 13, 2012 7:55 pm

    HS, I linked Tifw’s post of Xbrads statement. Both are getting shares and likes. Your link is the one that has hippies fighting

  201. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 7:57 pm

    That’s why I never let drunk friends cut my hair.

  202. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 7:57 pm

    /www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UM249-WfP4

  203. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 7:58 pm

    Drunk friends + haircut = can of WD-40 and Bic lighter.

  204. Comment by Osoloco on January 13, 2012 7:59 pm

    Hair grows. I did notice that she didn’t let me cut her hair.

  205. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 13, 2012 8:00 pm

    Stylist before last didn’t have the excuse of being drunk.

  206. Comment by Hotspur on January 13, 2012 8:02 pm

    Am I in teh schpam buckit?

  207. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 8:04 pm

    Yes.

  208. Comment by Osoloco on January 13, 2012 8:05 pm

    All my haircuts look like Pete Rose. Drunk friends or stylist. Doesn’t matter. I think my perfectly round Charlie Brown head may contribute to that.

  209. Comment by Sean M. on January 13, 2012 8:07 pm

    Am I in teh schpam buckit?

    Nope. This post made it through somehow.

  210. Comment by Jimbro on January 13, 2012 8:09 pm

    My two hyperactive boys are now watching WWE in a trance. Other than listening to these morons on the TV it got really quiet around the house

    Side note: it’s on the SyFy channel. I can remember when I looked forward to Farscape on the SciFi channel

  211. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 13, 2012 8:11 pm

    Parker Griffith, the Democrat who thought jumping to the Republican party would get him re-elected in 2010, declared his intention to run for his old seat again. His campaign website http://www.griffithforcongress.com looks like it was bought by the Chinese. Yeah, that kind of thinking ahead and planning before you open your mouth really shows your mad skillz.

  212. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 8:11 pm

    It’s so hard to keep the smile from my face. . .

  213. Comment by Elliott on January 13, 2012 8:11 pm

    I’m going to get drunk and cut hair, who’s up?

  214. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 8:12 pm

    I think it’s Revvy’s turn.

  215. Comment by Elliott on January 13, 2012 8:14 pm

    When I think science fiction, I think wrastlin’

  216. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 8:14 pm

    One of my all time favorite bands http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8V1olWt8I0

  217. Comment by lauraw on January 13, 2012 8:14 pm

    Getting haircut Tuesday night. Last one didn’t really work out.

    Must go much much shorter. Scott’s gonna be a giant baby about it, but he doesn’t have to deal with this unruly mop.

  218. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 8:16 pm

    huh.
    It’s not just me. There was a consensus.

  219. Comment by Elliott on January 13, 2012 8:16 pm

    You could always shave it, as an homage to several of the hostages. It’d be a lot less work than having hair.

  220. Comment by osoloco on January 13, 2012 8:18 pm

    I need an haircut. Elliot, where are you?

  221. Comment by Jimbro on January 13, 2012 8:18 pm

    OMFG, they have midgets on WWE!

  222. Comment by Elliott on January 13, 2012 8:20 pm

    They use midgets to add class to the ring. And I’m in Nebraska, with some clippers, my roommate says I’m not allowed to cut hers for some reason.

  223. Comment by Jimbro on January 13, 2012 8:22 pm

    The other adult in the room just yelled at the boys”Don’t call them midgets!” OK, vertically challenged it is

  224. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 8:22 pm

    Why would LauraW cut her gorgeous locks? Fuck THAT!

    If you have not met here (Mare), you would not understand how beautiful her hair is!

  225. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 8:22 pm

    Little Feat: good stuff

  226. Comment by Sean M. on January 13, 2012 8:22 pm

    I got a haircut yesterday. And I didn’t even cry or nuffin.

  227. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 8:24 pm

    The other adult in the room just yelled at the boys me…

    FTFY

  228. Comment by Jimbro on January 13, 2012 8:24 pm

    Scott – Fat Man in a Bathtub is a great Little Feat song

  229. Comment by Elliott on January 13, 2012 8:26 pm

    Sean, I’d give you a lollipop but you’d just spoil your dinner.

  230. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 8:27 pm

    OMFG, they have midgets in porn!

  231. Comment by scott on January 13, 2012 8:28 pm

    Little Feat was awesome in concert.

  232. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 13, 2012 8:28 pm

    I’m going with Scott on this one. Laura should have long hair. That Mongolian hump oil does an amazing job.

  233. Comment by Elliott on January 13, 2012 8:29 pm

    OMFG, they have midgets in porn!

    I’d be more shocked if you could find something that wasn’t in porn.

  234. Comment by lauraw on January 13, 2012 8:29 pm

    GAAAHHH stop it! Thank you. That’s very nice of you to say. But it’s just too much of a PITA every day.

    I can’t allow my resolve to waver.

    Shoulder length. Going to shoulder length. And thinned out considerably.

  235. Comment by Jimbro on January 13, 2012 8:29 pm

    Midgets in porn…I’m shocked and appalled sir!

  236. Comment by Cyn on January 13, 2012 8:31 pm

    Lookie there… a new poatse.

  237. Comment by Elliott on January 13, 2012 8:33 pm

    But this one was just getting porny

  238. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 8:38 pm

    LauraW –
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCoBTzrN9E

  239. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 8:47 pm

    Giant steps are what you take
    Walking on the moon. . .

  240. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 8:55 pm

  241. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2012 9:07 pm

    Lazy is as lazy does.

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