No over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder wearers for you preverts this week. Today you get some art and beauty, all in one neat package. (SYWM)
Just because I’ve done pinups before doesn’t mean I can’t do them again. I mean, how many times did we have to endure the same wagons week after week when Rosetta was still above room temperature and posting? Anyway, MJ asked for a volunteer because he’s having some kind of gender identity crisis, so I stepped up to the plate. The “fasten your seat belt” sign is off so lean back and enjoy your flight.
First, though, you need to learn some shit:
1128 – Pope Honorius II declares the Knights Templar to be an army of God.
1559 – Elizabeth I crowned queen of England in Westminster Abbey
1794 – U.S. Congress changes US flag to 15 stars and 15 stripes
1822 – The design of the Greek flag is adopted by the First National Assembly at Epidaurus.
1863 – Thomas Crapper pioneers one-piece pedestal flushing toilet
1869 – National convention of black leaders meets in Wash DC
1874 – Battle between jobless and police in NYC, 100s injured
1942 – Henry Ford patents a plastic automobile, which is 30% lighter than a regular car.
1957 – Wham-O Company produces the 1st Frisbee
1968 – Johnny Cash performs at Folsom Prison
1979 – YMCA files libel suit against Village People’s YMCA song
1995 – America3 becomes 1st all-female crew to win an America’s Cup race
School’s out, and now, on with the show:
#1
#2
#3
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
#9
Hahahahahaha No bewbs for you window lickers – just a bunch of pretty ladies with more class than ass. Now put away the Jergens and admit that you’re grateful I agreed to do this.
If you would care to weigh in on which one is your favorite, please feel free to do so in the comments. Mine is #6.
I have nothing special planned for tomorrow or Sunday. My office is clean and dusted, and I’m all caught up on the laundry at home. I’ll probably just hang out here with you fine people, play a little more Skyrim, then head to the ghetto bar.
Enjoy your weekend. Leon will be back on Monday with his second installment of Monday Morning Trannies™. Maybe he’ll have some boobs for you then.
Laters.
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Hotspur is one classy dame.
My favorite girl up there is #10.
OH COME ON!!!!!!!! I finally get to stay home because a kid’s been puking all night and none of you guys are here to play.
#4 has cleavage.
Anti-BBF FAIL!
I got one home today too. No puking though. WooT!
Nice linkage, HS.
and BOOOOOOOO! Bring back backfat!
Wait…
I like #2, #4, and #8, FWIW…..
Oh, and thanks for doing this, HS!
I got one home today too. No puking though. WooT!
luuuuuuuuuuuucky.
My entire pleasure.
I think the logo on your Greek flag link is too “diverse”, IYKWIMAITTYD…..
why does #3 have a vagina on her head?
DD#3 sent me this:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/college-liberal/photos
Some of them are pretty funny…..
fun links too
Rich is gonna be pissed.
*gets back to work*
why does #3 have a vagina on her head?
Ya gotta admit, it compliments her OFB perfectly.
4 & 9.
2 and 4 have great lighting
7 has a great smile
From last poat:
So! How does everyone like their labia? Medium?
Oh, please.
As if you guys would ever get anywhere NEAR one of those with your mouth…..
#4 shoved a shirt button up her nostril.
SMH
*deep breath*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
Hi Rich.
What the…..!?
HOTTTTSSSPUUUUUUR!!!!!
*shakes fist at sky
HA! Man, I couldn’t have timed that better if I tried.
Okay, that was spooky.
#4. No question.
If you disagree, you’re stupid.
MOM!!!!! XBRAD TURNED LIBERAL!!!!!!!!
You take that back or I’ll shit on a cop car!
The header picture is the only thing that saves this poat from being a total loss.
Jeebus, where the fuck is everyone?
checking in boss
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/6s23fvf
You skeered them away X. I am trying to put together my Chef resume. It was so long ago I can’t remember. Fortunately only 1 of the restaurants is still in business, so no one can contradict me.
I’m here. And there.
I am trying to put together my Chef resume.
Do you have a recipe for zombie penis? Compos was asking earlier.
I will whip one up Hotspur
What the fuck is this shit?
These are not the boobs you’re looking for.
Piss on a Crucifix, you’re an “artist”
Piss on The Amercian Flag, you’re a “Constitutionalist”
Piss on a Police Car, you’re a “Freedom Loving 99%er”
Piss on the Taliban Piece Of Shit That Just Tried To Kill You & Your Fellow Marines, you’re a Villain.
Would a Alfredo sauce be too much?
So I was reading on one of the forums that I subscribe to that some voice recognition software has a real problem understanding Texan and British accents.
Funny someone should mention that – my car’s voice-data recognition system and I have gone round and round, and I’ve finally given up on her.
The gal cain’t drawl fer nuttin’…… :P
My serenity is important to me, so I’m not gonna sit here and pitch a bitch about how this BBF poat is straight up fucking bullshit.
*exhales*
Good one, Brad. I like Allen West’s take as well.
http://tinyurl.com/76hpjyp
You beat me to it, HS. That was awesome.
Nice collection HotSpur. Alas, no Coca Cola girls ;)
“As for everyone else, unless you have been shot at by the Taliban, shut your mouth, war is hell.”
Well said, Rep. West.
Or would he prefer Lt. Col. (ret) West?
Here’s one, tomswifty:
*eyes Cyn*
*flicks a booger at her*
James, it is customary for retired officers who enter electoral politics to assume the current mantle of their office, that is, Representative.
We don’t call John McCain “Captain”
What the fuck is this shit?
I’d like to call John McCain “Retired.”
I think you mean retarded.
I’d write what I’d really like to call John McCain, but this is a family blog.
What the fuck is this shit?
Mark Twain couldn’t have summed up this POS post any better.
The only thing that could make the West quote better is if he’d added the word whore after the word your.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/jan/13/bacon-linked-pancreatic-cancer-report
HS, She certainly is *shaped* like a Coke bottle :)
but this is a family blog…..What the fuck is this shit?
The Manson family blog?
*eyes Cyn*
*flicks a booger at her*
*flutters eyelashes*
Whatever for??
You know what for.
*twirls hair, giggles, flounces dress and skips away*
Nobody skips like Cyn.
Nobody.
Though to be honest, Hotspur flounces like nobody’s fool.
I just got a spam message from BlackPeopleMeet.com
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Gets ready for work…
logs onto H2…
puts on his “huh?” face…
wanders off without flouncing.
Dana Loesch just read West’s letter on air. She’s on fire today.
Hey Cyn, does this rag smell like chloroform?
Jay, you ever try Extacy?
Jay, do you like movies about gladiators?
Poor Rich
Well, I’m not sure exactly what chloroform smells like, Compos, but this smells kinda syrupy, maybe a bit swee…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Depends on what gladiator movie you are talking about, big boy.
Cable modems. How do they fuckin’ work?!??? GAAAHHHH.
Is it plugged in, Cyn? Trying plugging it in!
Is it plugged in? You should try plugging it in.
Poor Rich
I know, right?!
Good thing that you and I did a Hostagette BBF over at H4.2!
*high fives clintbird*
*moves both CB and HS to the “Kill RightFuckingNow List”*
Nice headlights!
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=h2.4
Ooops, that should be:
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=h4.2
HA! You will not find the password that way, Jay.
I must be wooed. With foot massages, flowers (not roses, please–ick), peeled grapes, and Absolute that dispenses from my fridge, chilled.
Jesus, Hotspurt! Not one set of nekkid news? Total FAIL!
heya all, what’d I miss?
Because I love you, MCPO:
http://www.nakednews.com/
Hi Revvy: positively nothing has been missed.
I miss the old days.
There’s a red house over yonder,
That’s where my baby stays. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_9KOGaLXdg
Ah, good to know Cyn
Revvy – Score an artsy-fartsy job yet? ;-)
Cyn – just sos u know. . . I’m 3 sheets to the wind right now.
Girl of Mine?
Girl of Mine!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbkrc-jtLRQ&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLCAB2F0B6392743D8
I’m 3 sheets to the wind right now
I know that means drunk, but what does 3 sheets to the wind mean when sailing?
Mainsail, topsail and spinnaker.
Whewn she’s walking through the clouds. . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGho1QZO4Us
compos was here so you know this poat has to suck harder then MCPO during Navy Days
Meh, not yet MCPO.
Still working on it.
>> I know that means drunk, but what does 3 sheets to the wind mean when sailing?
I’ve also heard that it comes from this: http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3511/3898612081_7bddb0e4dc_z.jpg?zz=1
To make that thing work, the blades are covered with canvas sails. You can use 2 sails or 4 sails, but you can’t use 3 because it will wobble like a drunk.
Clint, after a road trip about 3 years ago I noticed some unauthorized purchases made with my credit card.
One of them was BlackPeopleMeet.com
The Chief is gonna kick your …
Oh.
“Piss on a Crucifix, you’re an “artist”
Piss on The Amercian Flag, you’re a “Constitutionalist”
Piss on a Police Car, you’re a “Freedom Loving 99%er”
Piss on the Taliban Piece Of Shit That Just Tried To Kill You & Your Fellow Marines, you’re a Villain.”
The only thing on this POS blog worth reading.
(but I mean that in a nice way)
For Herself:
Also, I bet most of your dads would have pissed on Hitler’s corpse.
Get over it.
For all the crap I give MCPO I have to say he has excellent taste in music.
Andy <3 Mare
Andy, where have you been lately?
Thanks Andy & MCPO
Hmmm.
MJ, is that you thought on BBF?
You know what ticks me off, getting new photos for passport renewal and my pictures look just like me.
F
Yep. Sure was. I guess I like #2 because she reminds me the least of my grandmother.
Mare – you are beautiful to me.
Mare – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIhQRatoU6I&ob=av2n
I’ll bet you look fantastic, Mare, and that’s why I will have to hate you the most.
I guess I like #2 because she reminds me the least of my grandmother.
Worst BBF comment ever.
Put this in your passport Mare:
http://is.gd/V2UTV7
Keep it together. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnHLgxKUsEA
Worst BBF comment ever.
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This is what happens when you give HS the keys. He promptly drives to the nearest managed care facility for ideas, then pops a Cialis, then falls asleep, then watches the Golden Girls, then puts together BBF.
Heh–MJ FTW!
Are you back home or are you still galavanting and lollygagging about?
There’s a present for you in the draft folder, Cyn.
Cyn <3's MJ
Dance the night away. . . .
NEKKID HOT TUB!!!
*thwacks MJ’s g-email-string*
I’ll have what you’re having Chiefy! Make mine a double though.
Cyn 18 y/o Jameson over crushed ice. . . you in?
You were on a roll with the music…until VH.
IN!
Mare? You there?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jLiXeFm_E
Dammit, now I have to go looking for BBW pr0n to get my weekly fix.
One of The Golden Girls was kind of hot … In a GMILF way, if you know what I mean AITTYD
MCPO: How many sheets are you RIGHT NOW?!?
http://is.gd/tEdaWG
Cyn – What is wrong with VH?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIM03siHuaM
Ahh, Thanks MCPO.
You have to admit, this is better: http://youtu.be/kx2DbvQ3lxE
“This is what happens when you give HS the keys. He promptly drives to the nearest managed care facility for ideas, then pops a Cialis, then falls asleep, then watches the Golden Girls, then puts together BBF.”
HAHAHAHAHA
NO, I’m not looking for compliments, heck you guys have never seen me, but I’m just always a little shocked when I see a picture of myself.
I have that disease that is like anorexia except exactly the opposite and you think you look good and much younger.
Did I tell you guys when I got my Texas Drivers license, the gal taking the picture looked at it and asked if I wanted to take it over? hahahahahahah….
I hope that you cut her.
In a nice way, of course.
Cross Eyed Mary…..MCPO, you scamp!
No, I laughed and said, “yes, but it won’t help!” And she laughed too.
Mare – I am old bastard but, my smile still beguiles ladies 25 years younger. . . it’s not about the latitude, it’s about the attitude!
Hee hee, that’s funny Mare. I’m glad you didn’t cut her after all. Well, not too deeply anyway.
Oh, people watching at the gym update:
THE GAL WHO WORKS OUT WITH HER LONG BLOND HAIR DOWN……
She was talking about trimming her own hair and how bad it looked, and I jokingly said, “I work out behind you so I’ll check it out during workout” A bit later, I said, “It looks great!” She then said, “Oh it looks terrible, I just decided last night to hack at it and I wasn’t even drinking, I should have been drinking! Why wasn’t I drinking?”
So I really like her now.
“it’s not about the latitude, it’s about the attitude!”
True, the guys at the gun range like me! I let them school me in gun handling. I think they like that.
“Oh yoo hoo boys, Does the bullit come out this end?”
JUST KIDDING.
She sounds like good people, Mare, but remind her no more than five cocktails.
http://is.gd/tsZYgK
hahahah…I swear, I’ve done my bangs “under the influence” and that is exactly how they looked.
Yes! HA!
We should buy a box of Franzia, have a sleep-over, and cut each other’s hair.
I got a really… interesting comment on my hair at work a while back that kind of implied the guy thought I must have been drinking when I got it done.
Which was a little irritating cause I thought my hair looked really good that day…
You and me before box of wine: http://is.gd/5V9rC5
After…
You: http://is.gd/NTLWxG
Me: http://is.gd/eCFPtX
#4 is my favorite.
We should buy a box of Franzia, have a sleep-over, and cut each other’s hair…….hahahahahaha….Okay, sounds like a great idea!
Good one Cyn.
“Me: http://is.gd/eCFPtX”
LOL
Revvy, it sounds like he might have been drinking a mix of LSD and mushrooms. And that’s bad.
“Which was a little irritating cause I thought my hair looked really good that day…”
Welcome to my world!
Revvy – If he commented on your hair, he wants to do you.
I hate fussing with my hair, I always have. It’s long enough now that I can just throw it in a pony and go. For a while I was twirling it into a bun on the top of my head and throwing a scrunchie around it, but I seemed to notice that people would stare at me and then glance down, like they were expecting me to have on some kind of Mennonite skirt or something. Hair-ists!
If I comb my hair once a day….I’m really working it. If I don’t hot roller it after I wash it, I look like that crazy black female politician..ah, what’s her name? She has crazy eyes.
My hair has finally grown out from the last “trim”.
Cynthia McKinney…that’s it!
In local news:
The unions and the left leaning morons pushed through the $800 million dollar busway, that nobody will ride, because it will create jobs.
Well, the unions are now protesting because all of the construction jobs are being awarded to out of state companies.
Also, in order to create jobs the state hired an advertising firm to lure businesses and people to this hellhole. The firm they hired? It’s in NY.
Meanwhile the City of Hartford hired an advertising firm to do the same thing. The firm they hired? It’s in freaking Canada!
Our tax dollars, creating jobs everywhere but here.
WTF?
MCPO – he’s like… 50. And an ass.
Cyn – Possibly. The guy’s a regular customer. And a dick who gets special pricing for no adequately explained reason.
The whole conversation went like this:
Him: What happened to your hair?
Me: Huh?
Him: Did you like, run out of one color and just keep going with a different one?
Me: … it’s dyed this way on purpose.
Him: Oh. Why would you do that?
(FYI my hair has a lot of big bleached streaks in it, which is what his problem was)
Mare, Cynthia McKinney?
Is this the politician you’re thinking of Mare? http://is.gd/K7fSt6
That is some serious suck, Scott. :(
Too slow!
We are governed by the people of Walmart.
Email checked and replied Cynammin.
Danica Patrick wants to be more “like a honey badger this year” says she on ESPN
Rwaaaarrr!
So, he’s 50 , do you think that diminishes his desire?
eeewwwwww
Hahahaha
So, MJ, how’d I do?
Did you decide not to become a queer after all?
Awesome job HS. Thanks for lending a hand. You are way too classy for this dump, though. You might want to head to the ghetto bar to balance out the karma or something.
I can’t head to the ghetto bar. I’m already there.
Haha. Chief is fitshaced.
Well played, sir. Well played.
I liked the congress link the best. Thats funny shit.
Well, I see a real BBF is queued up for later. Still beats what Rosetta is capable of. It’s not Saturday yet.
Yet.
The links are my favorite part. I look for shit to link then giggle like Revvy after two drinks when I find the right thing.
Dave’s theme song. One of the best ever.
Hahahaha.
Sploosh!
I picked a bad new year’s resolution to quit drinking. I’ll like myself in the morning though.
DiT – cleanest hostage ever.
Who doesn’t love DinT??
Give us some funked up music. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roLFgBDIS6s
I let a friend cut my hair in college. We had both been drinking. I still have a scar on my chin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKzoXuEkk00
I posted HSs Allen West link on my Facechimpdouche page and two of my Dem friends are fighting over it.
Oso, the hair cut, that’s pretty damn funny.
Details please.
I forgot I was going to be a D&D widow tonight. Fuck.
Oso, Step Two: post xbrad’s statement.
Scott, she went straight in with the scissors instead of across. I should have guessed that the wide eyes and open mouth meant something was wrong. It wasn’t until she handed me a kitchen towel for the blood that I realized something was wrong. Haircut was pretty cute.
HS, I linked Tifw’s post of Xbrads statement. Both are getting shares and likes. Your link is the one that has hippies fighting
That’s why I never let drunk friends cut my hair.
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UM249-WfP4
Drunk friends + haircut = can of WD-40 and Bic lighter.
Hair grows. I did notice that she didn’t let me cut her hair.
Stylist before last didn’t have the excuse of being drunk.
Am I in teh schpam buckit?
Yes.
All my haircuts look like Pete Rose. Drunk friends or stylist. Doesn’t matter. I think my perfectly round Charlie Brown head may contribute to that.
Am I in teh schpam buckit?
Nope. This post made it through somehow.
My two hyperactive boys are now watching WWE in a trance. Other than listening to these morons on the TV it got really quiet around the house
Side note: it’s on the SyFy channel. I can remember when I looked forward to Farscape on the SciFi channel
Parker Griffith, the Democrat who thought jumping to the Republican party would get him re-elected in 2010, declared his intention to run for his old seat again. His campaign website http://www.griffithforcongress.com looks like it was bought by the Chinese. Yeah, that kind of thinking ahead and planning before you open your mouth really shows your mad skillz.
It’s so hard to keep the smile from my face. . .
I’m going to get drunk and cut hair, who’s up?
I think it’s Revvy’s turn.
When I think science fiction, I think wrastlin’
One of my all time favorite bands http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8V1olWt8I0
Getting haircut Tuesday night. Last one didn’t really work out.
Must go much much shorter. Scott’s gonna be a giant baby about it, but he doesn’t have to deal with this unruly mop.
huh.
It’s not just me. There was a consensus.
You could always shave it, as an homage to several of the hostages. It’d be a lot less work than having hair.
I need an haircut. Elliot, where are you?
OMFG, they have midgets on WWE!
They use midgets to add class to the ring. And I’m in Nebraska, with some clippers, my roommate says I’m not allowed to cut hers for some reason.
The other adult in the room just yelled at the boys”Don’t call them midgets!” OK, vertically challenged it is
Why would LauraW cut her gorgeous locks? Fuck THAT!
If you have not met here (Mare), you would not understand how beautiful her hair is!
Little Feat: good stuff
I got a haircut yesterday. And I didn’t even cry or nuffin.
The other adult in the room just yelled at
the boysme…FTFY
Scott – Fat Man in a Bathtub is a great Little Feat song
Sean, I’d give you a lollipop but you’d just spoil your dinner.
OMFG, they have midgets in porn!
Little Feat was awesome in concert.
I’m going with Scott on this one. Laura should have long hair. That
Mongolianhump oil does an amazing job.OMFG, they have midgets in porn!
I’d be more shocked if you could find something that wasn’t in porn.
GAAAHHH stop it! Thank you. That’s very nice of you to say. But it’s just too much of a PITA every day.
I can’t allow my resolve to waver.
Shoulder length. Going to shoulder length. And thinned out considerably.
Midgets in porn…I’m shocked and appalled sir!
Lookie there… a new poatse.
But this one was just getting porny
LauraW –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCoBTzrN9E
Giant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon. . .
Lazy is as lazy does.
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