BBF

Afternoon, Tardasils™.  New year, new boobs. And I don’t mean the folks that have recently de lurked.  Please listen to this song I wrote for Mrs MJ. She punched me in the face, but it was her fault for brining up running girl‘.

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Little is known of this week’s BBF model other than she hails from the land that created ejection seats for helicopters and put screen doors on their submarines.  Please welcome the 23 year old, Mia B!!!!!

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This is a test.  This is only a test.

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1066 – Harold Godwinson is crowned King of England.

1540 – King Henry VIII of England marries Anne of Cleves.

1661 – English Restoration: The Fifth Monarchists unsuccessfully attempt to seize control of London, England.

1721 – The Committee of Inquiry on the South Sea Bubble publishes its findings.

1781 – In the Battle of Jersey, the British defeat the last attempt by France to invade Jersey.

1912 – New Mexico is admitted as the 47th U.S. state.

1921 – Formation of the Iraqi Army.

1947 – Pan American Airlines becomes the first commercial airline to schedule a flight around the world.

1974 – In response to the 1973 oil crisis, daylight saving time commences nearly four months early in the United States.

1994 – Nancy Kerrigan is clubbed on the knee at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships in Detroit, Michigan.

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Please come over this weekend to help me clean out the garage.  I will supply the booze.

325 Comments

  1. Oh hey little post. How are you?

  2. Hi-eee!

  3. She’s… beautiful.

    I move that you keep doing BBF, um, forever.

  4. Is today Friday? The lack of backfat must’ve thrown me off.

  5. I’d just like to say thank you to Jewstin for picking up the low hanging fruit about Car in and anal and five kids.

    Thanks, buddy, I overslept.

  6. Heh, the France link is funny.

    Nice work, MJ.

  7. I haz Ipad

  8. Yeah, good job Jewstin.

  9. Excellent Job MJ!

  10. I linked this late last night, so people may not have seen it:

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20120104/D9S254G82.html

    Spot the Hostage Name.

  11. Uh, Pups, do I owe you an apology? Cut me some slack. I just woke up. I think I’m coming down with something, it wasn’t me, it’s not my fault!

  12. Today’s BBF model is sorta meh, but man does #155 have a great ass!!!

  13. Dick Stiff. Hahahahahahhaha.

  14. Hey CB, did you see Another Earth? I think Aggie mentioned that you liked it?

  15. Hi Rich.

  16. Excellent choice, MJ. Very pretty young lady.

    Not a lot of sexy there, but certainly very attractive.

    links were excellent though.

  17. seriously, that chick has huge hands…..

    but really pretty eyes.

  18. MJ FTW! Nice job, sir.

  19. Good job on the linkies, too MJ! http://youtu.be/FawR9vO5xBk

  20. Nice job on the links, MJ.

  21. What a lovely young lady.
    Just the right amount of curves to make everybody happy.

    Who are you, and what have you done with the real MJ?

  22. sohos on January 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm said:
    I haz Ipad
    ******

    I hope u gain 5 lbs.

    I’m sorry. That was mean. I’m lashing out.

  23. You can’t gain weight when you have an iPad. It’s in the technical specs.

  24. Oh, and I’m ahead of the robots 3 games to 2.
    Which is better than it used to be at the advanced level, so I’m learning.

    Of course, the only thing saving me at this point is my knowledge of math, ‘cuz the robots know words that I’ve never heard in my life, and would never have cause to use in normal conversation…..

  25. I did see Another Earth, MJ. I liked it a lot. It may not be for everyone though as its pace is languid. It forces you to think and in the end is a pretty satisfying non-monster/disaster type sci-fi movie.

  26. I hope u gain 5 lbs.

    I don’t care who you are, that’s funny….. :P

  27. I hope u gain 5 lbs.

    iPads don’t weigh anywhere near that much.

    Not that you would know.

  28. Yeah, I really liked it Clint. I also saw Meloncholia, which was sort of similar, but slower, if possible.

    It was great, though.

  29. I watched a movie on ScyFy this morning. Well, the last 40 minutes or so. I dunno the name, but it was the one where the GIANT MAINE RIVER CROCODILES ate everyone.

    Good lord, it was awful. I was rooting for the crocodiles.

  30. I want to see Meloncholia. It’s only playing at one little artsy fartsy type theater about 30 miles from my house, so I hope time/schedule will work out that I can get there to see it before it leaves.

  31. It forces you to think

    FUCK THAT NOISE, MOAR SPLOSIONS.

  32. Sy-Fy channel has some gloriously awful movies on rather frequently I’m afraid … but you gotta laugh and love ’em.

  33. Clint, I would have been OK with it if it had starred Debbie Gibson or Tiffany.

  34. Hey Car in, check it out!!

    You, on my iPad..!

  35. Or Car in or beasn or Cyn or Sohos or Osoloco or Roamy or Lauraw or TifW or Aggie or Lipstick.

  36. This is a very nice BBF.

    How…odd.

  37. GML, could you not find a picture of her ass????

  38. Waaaaaa

  39. Cbird, its my wallpaper.

  40. I surrendered about 20 minutes ago.

    Friday will no longer be kicking my ass.

  41. I surrendered about 20 minutes ago.

    beer time?

  42. GML, I think we should devote part of every Tuesday afternoon to Carin’s ass.

  43. I’m pretty intrigued by Leon’s proposal for a Small Mammary Monday.

  44. That a cruel, cruel joke ghee

  45. “beer time?”

    Almost. I am not done staring at all the work I didn’t get too.

    Stupid deadlines.

  46. Stupid deadlines.

    no.

    shit.

  47. too?

  48. Did you guys get any new records in?

  49. too?

    Got a bunch of stuff that needs to be cleaned up from my roadtrip in preparation for next week. yay fun.

    Did you guys get any new records in?

    nothing you would be interested in. We don’t sell gay bar dance mixes.

  50. GML, I think we should devote part of every Tuesday afternoon to Carin’s ass.

    *coughs*

    o_O

  51. or Eurotrash electronica “bang-the-guy-next-to-you-in-a-white-hot-Ecstasy-fueled-rage-at-the-next-White-Party” kind of noise that you seem so fond of.

    SOrry.

  52. I think he meant we should devote a part of every Tuesday to talking about what an ass i am.

  53. Cyn’s too?

  54. or Eurotrash electronica “bang-the-guy-next-to-you-in-a-white-hot-Ecstasy-fueled-rage-at-the-next-White-Party” kind of noise that you seem so fond of.
    ———————————————
    How do you score free drugs?

  55. Guess what I’m saying here…. what I mean is.. my point here is …

    look, we don’t carry any DeadMau5, okay?

    So stop asking.

  56. Tool?

  57. How do you score free drugs?

    The flute players.

    Seriously, this one time? at band camp?

  58. I know. I have to order it from the UK.

  59. Tool?

    bitch.

  60. I have to order it from the UK.

    Why does that not surprise me?

  61. I’m an ASS wiser, not a bitch

  62. I’m an ASS wiser, not a bitch

    So who were you calling a tool?

  63. I don’t consider “tool” a pejorative .

  64. Bitching and whining are pretty close.

  65. I don’t consider “tool” a pejorative .

    Try that the next time you get pulled over by a cop.

    “yes, can I help you, tool?

  66. They are not. They are two completely separate activities. Often done in conjunction.

  67. I’m pretty intrigued by Leon’s proposal for a Small Mammary Monday.

    Sounds very intriguing.

  68. I’m pretty intrigued by Leon’s proposal for a Small Mammary Monday.

    We already have that.

    It’s called HHD and it happens on Wednesday.

  69. listening to my Tool station on Pandora right now and what do you know? Deadmau5’s “Jaded” comes on.

    *cracks open first Corona of the afternoon*

  70. heh heh, followed by “Aenema”

  71. Very clever ad.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYX5fFxcXWU

  72. new header just for Ghee.

    NO ONE ELSE LOOK!!!

  73. Nice.

  74. *regrets that Ghee now owes Wiser a courtesy reach around*

  75. *cracks open first Corona of the afternoon*

    Why drink that? Did you run out of beer?

  76. *regrets that Ghee now owes Wiser a courtesy reach around*

    Tell you what… I’m a generous man and I would hate to make you have to fly all the way to CT, so why don’t you just give that to your buddy Nick instead, ‘k?

  77. Why drink that? Did you run out of beer?

    whatever the guys leave in my fridge after a poker game becomes my new favorite beer. The best brand out there, Freencold!

  78. And as generous as I am, I could never be as generous as our buddy Ghee.

    Why, I’ve heard that Ghee is the kind of guy who would go downtown to get two blowjobs and then come back and give you one.

    That’s just the kind of guy Ghee is.

  79. Ah yes, the old drink what’s left. I like it.

    Even Natty Light is drinkable, down near the freezing point.

  80. yeah, but I got TWO!

  81. Not always.

    Laura has a friend who drinks Michelob Ultra light.

  82. ugh, scott, that stuff is colored water.

  83. I drink Michelob Ultra light. It only has 2.5 carbs and I am able to drink 5 of them. I prefer Hefeweizen but the carb count is too high.

  84. J’ames, beer flavored water.

  85. Drink one or two beers with really high alcohol content.

  86. According to ratebeer.com, Natural Light is the worst, followed by Michelob Ultra Light.

    Do they still make Mickey’s Big Mouth?

    That was pretty horrible.

  87. the low carb beer is a scam anyway.

    They advertise Barcardi and Diet Coke as having no carbs at all.

    Really? Alcohol converting into sugars isn’t a carb?

  88. I liked Mickey’s!

    Then again, I was drunk at the time.

  89. yeah, but I got TWO!

    (I said he was generous. I didn’t say he was very bright….)

  90. Still make Mickey’s. Went to a bad beer party recently. MJ, I am going to a local Brew Pub tonight and having the IPA. I’ll have to eat salad but I can do that for a good beer.

  91. We used to buy it too. I can’t remember why.

    Did it work as a bug repellent?

  92. We used to buy it too. I can’t remember why.

    slug bait

  93. Remember Oso, the 22 oz beer has no more calories or alcohol than a normal one. It still counts as one.

    *looks for bar with 89 oz beer glasses

  94. Wiser, when I test after drinking, certain alcohols don’t impact my blood sugar. Rum always does but whiskey doesn’t. Ultra doesn’t but other beers do.

  95. Did it work as a bug repellent?

    Dunno ’bout that, but it sure repelled a lot of women…

  96. *looks for bar with 89 oz beer glasses

    Look no farther! Up north, we call them “pitchers”. They don’t have them for strawberry daiquiris, so that’s why you haven’t seen them.

  97. My diabetic nutritionist called beer “liquid bread”. I like bread.

  98. Rum is made from sugar, whiskey isn’t, so that’s probably why.

  99. Rum always does but whiskey doesn’t.

    huh. I had someone tell me that brown liquors were bad, but clear liquors were good.

    Guess it’s different with everyone.

  100. Pitchers are great. Too bad I can’t get my hubby to drink Ultra.

  101. MJ, I’m a little disappointed. She’s too pretty and not fat enough to mock. I was looking for diversion.

  102. Wiser, I heard the same thing but I was encouraged to test anyway because people react differently. I love Chocolate Fudge Pop Tarts. If I go by nutrition labels, I should be able to have one pop tart. My one pop tart knocked me out for 4 hours.

  103. MJ, you do know what the “BBF” abbreviation stands for, right?

  104. That chick has hairy arms.

  105. My hubby is SACRIFICING a Friday night to go to dinner with some of my work friends. I have to go spend time with him now instead of ignoring him.

  106. My heat came back in the car! I bet it was the squirrel nest.

    Or the low radiator fluid. We can’t know.

  107. MJ, the model is adorable.

  108. >> Try that the next time you get pulled over by a cop.

    First you said bitch then you said this.

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!

  109. Yea! Heat for Leon. During our warm spell.

  110. Gym is packed tonight. Nice to know I’m not the only loser with no life.

  111. No one has pointed this out, but MJ gets credit for picking a girl with real bewbs, not silicone, AFAIK.

  112. http://9gag.com/gag/662879

  113. A long long time ago I actually went through a Colt 45 phase.

  114. So who thinks ‘American Sniper’ will be a good read? This part of Mr. Kyle made me smile.

    That’s when Mr Kyle slugged Mr Ventura in the face, he says.

    ‘That happened? You knocked him out?’ Mr O’Reilly asks.

    ‘Well, I knocked him down,’ Mr Kyle responds.

    And then, he ran. Mr Kyle offered Mr O’Reilly the folksy wisdom of a Master Chief who instructed the veteran Navy SEAL sniper: Punch and run.

    No word yet from Mr Ventura on his version of the encounter.

    heh heh

  115. Scott, I just can’t see you as Billy Dee.

  116. I think he meant we should devote a part of every Tuesday to talking about what an ass i am.

    Um, no.

    I’m pretty sure that was a reference to the Buns O’ Steel™, which a few of us have had the opportunity to discreetly observe.

  117. Romy ha ha ha haa

  118. http://imgur.com/b1Dvz

  119. A long long time ago I actually went through a Colt 45 phase.

    mmmmmm……. malt liquor……..

  120. A long long time ago I actually went through a Colt 45 phase.

    It’s amazing how people say stuff online that they are going to regret.

  121. Carin it is my daughters. Her Dad bought it for her, Please take the 5lb curse off me

  122. It’s amazing how people say stuff online that they are going to regret.

    While others do stuff while in a room surrounded by people they assume are friends that will live long after they are gone…..

  123. Colt 45 was one of the only beverages my “buyer” would buy back in high school…never got the chicks with that

    sobs unmanfully

  124. Jimbro? new guy?

    NEW GUY!!!!!!!!

    so, Jimbro….. how did you come to find this little stupid corner of the internet?

  125. Wiserbud, I see you dipped into your private collection for the header.

    IT’S A CORONA!!!

  126. A n00b? Excellent. I was needing a good foot rub.

  127. Howdy, Jimbro!

  128. Carin it is my daughters. Her Dad bought it for her, Please take the 5lb curse off me

    I said it in hasty anger, Sohito. You know I didn’t mean it. It was the hate talking.

  129. I remember these

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLL62iJhc88

  130. Hola, n00b.

  131. Who scared off the TNG?

    Thank you. Come again, Jimbro.

  132. I can’t type for shit. Must be time for a cocktail.

  133. Bought a Crazy Horse malt liquor for Mr. RFH’s bottle collection – that stuff was awful. I think that was the worst beer until someone gave Mr. RFH some Russian beer and some Old Speckled Hen.

  134. Um, no.

    I’m pretty sure that was a reference to the Buns O’ Steel™, which a few of us have had the opportunity to discreetly observe.

    It would simply would be more entertaining to talk about me being an ass. You could all pile-on, I’d run from the blog crying.

    It’d be a hoot.

  135. I’ve never had a malt liquor.

    True story.

  136. OMG, was the gym PACKED. Normally friday evening is dead dead dead. It was horrible.

    I had to wait to use free weights.

    The nerve of people.

  137. hubby won’t be home till late.

    No wine in the house.

    dinner is for the kids and dad, but not me (too fattening), so I don’t know what I”m going to eat.

    This evening is just turning into a big pile of suck.

    And, the gym, but I already covered that.

    CYN, what are you drinking?

  138. I don’t remember those Colt 45 ads at all; surely they were before I was born.

  139. I own comments.

    I’m pathetic.

  140. Vodka-water with a splash of lemon, tall. I have to pick up a kid later.

  141. Didn’t Billy Dee Williams used to do some malt liquor ads?

  142. You need a kid that can drive. Those are cool.

  143. *gives Carin box o’whine*

    ;)

  144. I’m totally in the mood for some pasta vegetable number.

  145. He’s big enough to drive right now and he’s still only 13. He’s now exceeded his father’s shoe size by three. I’ll start teaching when I started: at 14.

  146. Aggie comes in for the SAVE.

  147. Remember the one with Redd Foxx driving a car down a ski slope.

    A classic.

  148. Gym has been packed here too. Ran outside tonight.

  149. Was that a Colt 45 commercial too, Scott?

  150. I’m not that old that I remember this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM

  151. I remember the Billy Dee ones too Roamy!

  152. Save this link.
    I have tears rolling down my face.
    I’m going to read her entire fucking blog and then die.
    http://bitchesgottaeat.blogspot.com/

  153. It was Cyn.

    Everything was so corny back then.

    We need more corn!

  154. Is Jimbro just one of you sockpuppeting your experiences from high school?

  155. Spare us the “oops that’s never happened before” stories.

  156. Spotted Dick

  157. Jimbro’s a real delurker, Mare. Well he was before he ran away.

  158. How many bullwhips did he have shoved up his ass?

  159. I’m snorting laughing as I read this Laura!

  160. Lauraw, great link. I’m dying here.

  161. Came from Ben Domenech. Oh, man.

  162. 51 degrees today.

    Global warming.

  163. While others do stuff while in a room surrounded by people they assume are friends that will live long after they are gone…..

    Pic or it didn’t happen, sucker, and I still have your $20.

  164. *toasts Laura over the stumpfire*

  165. Target just got a nice free ad on Fox news.

  166. bitches gotta eat.

    good stuff.

    Hello ladies.

  167. Hahahahahahaha, awesome link, Laura. I was going to copy my favorite so far, but it’s blocked, or I’m laughing too hard to figure out why I can’t copy.

  168. Mare! http://i.imgur.com/loepM.gif

  169. This BBF chick is reasonably attractive. WTF?

  170. Something is up with that site. I can’t look at comments or hit some of the other links, either.
    Hmph.

  171. Yeah, it’s protected. Allahpundit used to do that at his old site too.
    Dang.

  172. Scott, I missed Target on Fox.

  173. Scott, just for that, you don’t have to work for Laura tomorrow.

  174. Her other site, irby and ian isn’t protected like that.

  175. Mare. so. what’s up?

  176. hahahahaha.. scott I used your link.

  177. Hey all you H2’ers. I’ve been looking in on the old and new blog a while. I’ve had quite a few laughs at your back and forths. I won’t deny that the majority of times I visit coincide with BBF’s.

    And yes, I too have an iPad which really makes things look spectacularly awesome

  178. Holy carp on a 3lb test line!

    I shot an 80 today and had the worst score in the 4some! Luckily, my partner and I won the Nassau.

  179. Thanks, Scott. I wonder how long he’s been driving for Target. I rarely see the same driver more than once any more.

  180. Ooooh…Jimbro has an iPad.

    *waits for Carin*

  181. And yes, I too have an iPad which really makes things look spectacularly awesome

    Et tu, Jimbo?

  182. >> Luckily, my partner and I won the Nassau.

    So which one of you got to be the chick?

  183. I think we should devote part of every Tuesday afternoon to Carin’s ass.

    Stupid ass tricks.

    http://tinyurl.com/6rkg982

  184. Huh….didn’t have to wait long :D

  185. It’s perfect Dave.

  186. I won’t deny that the majority of times I visit coincide with BBF’s.

    Jimbo is today’s Rich, who never showed up.

    You know how I worry.

  187. Stupid ass tricks.

    http://tinyurl.com/6rkg982

    *blink blink

    what WAS that?

  188. The iPad is my new go to electronic device, the lap top and desk top are giving me the hairy eye ball Car in

  189. Carin, bar-b-qing some salmon for dinner. Oldest daughter leaves on Sunday, youngest left Tuesday. Not much, how about you?

  190. Nice ass.

    But this beer tastes like shit Natty Lite.

  191. Where you from Jimbro?

    It’s important that Mare doesn’t accidentally meet you.

  192. Carin – Miss Julia and I discussed more furniture for the nursery today. I’m getting stoked about this baby!

  193. My husband says I don’t need an iPad.

    Well. DUH.

    This isn’t, honestly, about need.

    The prices are supposed to drop when they release the iPad 3.

  194. Carin, bar-b-qing some salmon for dinner. Oldest daughter leaves on Sunday, youngest left Tuesday. Not much, how about you?

    I’m just waiting for my husband to get home from work. He had to close the store, then traffic. He may go to the gym too … so perhaps I should go watch a movie or something?

  195. Why would you want an iPad2 when the iPad3 comes out?

    You’re doing it wrong.

  196. I’m a Masshole living in Maine, never moving back to MA!

  197. Carin – Miss Julia and I discussed more furniture for the nursery today. I’m getting stoked about this baby!

    I bet.

  198. Why would you want an iPad2 when the iPad3 comes out?

    You’re doing it wrong.

    I’ll never get one if I follow your advice.

  199. Carin, I played with a Nook Tablet at Barnes and Noble and it was great. Plus it’s about half the cost of an iPad.

    *Kicks stack of iPads under the bed

    *Grumbles about clutter.

  200. Well, Carin, he doesn’t NEED a fine wife like you. Some things are just nice to have.

  201. Wonder if Wiser has an arrangement for this at the record store?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN-vovyyzzw&feature=context&context=G2dca851RVAAAAAAAAAw

  202. “This isn’t, honestly, about need”

    I hear that a lot from my honey with my various purchases

    “How many guns do you need?”

    Um, all of them?

  203. >> I’ll never get one if I follow your advice.

    *she’s onto me*

    When the iPad3 comes out the iPad2 will be poop. You won’t want it as much.

  204. I just saw a commercial for a new show on A&E called Shipping Wars.

    Scott’s holding out on us.

  205. Hello, delurker. What color shirt are you wearing right now?

  206. When the iPad3 comes out the iPad2 will be poop.

    Nuh uh!!

    *clutches iPhone3 to her*

  207. Well, If I lived close I’d come over for wine and I could hang with your kids (ah, mine are gone, I was a soccer coach and kids make me laugh). You can stay if you want to.

  208. Plaid, blue. On my head.

    Pants less with LLBean gum boots to complete the ensemble.

    Tres chic, I think!

  209. Okay, Jimbro’s in Maine…whew, I was kind of nervous about going to the grocery store tomorrow..you all know how I hate seeing people I know.

  210. I’m still perfectly happy with my iPad1. iPad2 didn’t add anything important to me. We’ll see what iPad3 brings.

  211. We talked about that the other night Mare. I am going to watch. The characters are all from a website where I find some of my work.

    It has the possibility of being entertaining.

  212. Maine? The New England Cabal is growing.

    Mwuh ha ha ha.

  213. Jimbro,

    a) What made you delurk?

    2) How long have you been a lurker?

    ee) Are you good looking and if not why not?

  214. To complete Mare’s interrogatories:

    Jimbro, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass?

  215. Cheap lobster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  216. 1. I think there was a link that said delurk way up above our BBF’s eyes and that may have been my inspiration.

    2. A long time, since the old Hostages imploded.

    ee. Depends on your taste in men…do you go for Justin Bieber or George Clooney/Mark Harmon

  217. Speaking for myself, Mark Harmon.

  218. Hotspur; always with the bull whips!

    None that I can detect, I’ll get back to you on that if I find any undigested “fiber” when I wipe

  219. Mark Harmon. Yes, yes you’ll do.

    So you were on H1?

  220. Heheh Jimbro is funneh. Is he a 99% that lives near Portland or the 1% that lives in the woods.

  221. I love my 1st Gen iPad and did not see an appreciable improvement that would cause me to spend more money for the 2nd Gen.

    Then I found $20, a half pack of Marlboros, a dozen paperclips and something that is either dried chewing gum. . . or something gross.

  222. Hotspur; always with the bull whips!

    I take my job seriously.

  223. Never was on H1, truly was a web newbie then. I only got a home computer following my divorce for the socializing stuff….prior to that it was work work work computers

  224. Jimbro you need a real avatard so we can make fun of you.

  225. I’m in the 1% in the williwacks, Portland is a suburb of MA

    I live on the Penobscot River, and yes, we have indoor plumbing!

  226. Jimbo needs a Delta Sigma name.

    I vote for Plaster Pfister.

  227. Jimbro – Native Mainiac or immigrant?

  228. Arright, I will confess to not knowing how to get an avatard, I do have some avatard envy…any tips for the n00b?

  229. Did anybody toss a piece of anybody else’s jewelery into a volcano today?

  230. Immigrant, Master Chief: I’ll always be “from away”. I’m engaged to a Mainer who really is, a farmer’s daughter.

  231. Sean – No. But I did toss a guy named Joe in one!

  232. >> clutches iPhone3 to her

    you might as well be banging two rocks together.

  233. Go to gravatar.com to set it up, Jimbro.

  234. I tried to drive to Caribou once but turned around before I made it to Bangor. I was spoiled by the whole I can drive through 5 states in a hour in New England.

  235. Jimbo, go to Gravatar.com then you can take a picture from your desktop or files or whatever and it will walk you through it.

  236. All together now H2…”if mare can do it anyone can!”

  237. Hahahaha. Even the lurkers have iPads.

    Poor car in.

  238. MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  239. Sean: thanks for the info

    VMax: it takes me 5 hours to drive down to see my parents down in MA, that sucks. Flying takes forever with the connections. Maine is great when you don’t need to be anywhere else quick

    BRB, checking put an avatard

  240. Jimbro,
    “How many guns do you need?
    All of them.”
    You’re gonna’ fit right in…

  241. MARE!

    http://tinyurl.com/7haf8yu

    *little help?

  242. Love Acadia.

  243. Car in is gonna kill ya Scott

  244. I’ve been hanging out at grocery stores in Mare’s neighborhood for months.

    No luck. She’s like a ninja.

    Also howdy Jimbro.

  245. Cassie has a cold. I need to take her to the vet tomorrow

  246. Ah, pupster, that’s so precious.

    Little animals make up for sucky people and by sucky people I mean Obama.

  247. I think that’s Orangutan poo to the right.

    It makes that picture 2.473 times more funny.

  248. Vman’s a good daddy. Give her a shot of whiskey and tuck her in.

  249. I’ve been hanging out at grocery stores in Mare’s neighborhood for months.

    No luck. She’s like a ninja.

    Actually, she’s a freegan. Try hanging out in back of the grocery stores.

  250. Hi jimbro. Is your nic a new kind of training bro?

    Vmax, if you emailed me yesterday, I didn’t get it. I don’t do yahoo anymore.

  251. hahahaha…SCOTT! Even orangutan’s have iPads before Carin.

  252. Sean, how YOU doin? How is your puppy? I saw his pictures and he sure is handsome.

    If I ever get a dog, it may have to be a spaniel. Though husband wants a hunting kind.

  253. >> Try hanging out in back of the grocery stores.

    I was over by the potatoes.

  254. Wait, Jimbro’s a Mainer?

  255. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NP-AeKX40

  256. “I was over by the potatoes.”

    HA! Dummy, that was your mistake, you should have been hanging out near the cold adult beverages.

  257. He’s a former Masshole Andy. You might have bought his house.

  258. I did not email you Beasn.
    Did I drunk Blog that I would?

  259. All lower species have iPads before Carin! Now I feel badly I just threw one away, wish I knew how much she liked them….sucks for her.

  260. “Did I drunk Blog that I would?”

    hahahahahaha

  261. I’m doing well, Beasn. And Riley is getting groomed tomorrow. If youse guys are good, there may be pics after he gets home.

  262. I’m thinking you did, that is why I wondered what the heck you were talking about.

    So stop it, I like your liver non-pickled.

  263. I had to go into Houston yesterday to take some clothes to the Catholic Guild and one of the big RECORD STORES were still open. I thought about Wiserbabe

  264. What’s a “record?”

  265. If youse guys are good, there may be pics after he gets home.

    YAY me, ’cause I’m not counting on the others to be good.

  266. Groomed?

    Well, la te da.

  267. Sean, did Riley have to give up drinking too? Because that would be sad.

  268. So, should we all discuss our favorite iPad app or wait until Carin gets back?

  269. “Well, la te da.”

    HA! Sean is better than us now in so many ways.

    (that was not sarcasm)

  270. Beasn, my nic is from my younger days when I got tired of being called Jimbo…Jimbo is some Gomer Pyle paste eater who gets beat up on the playground, not me. I wanted a nickname that carried a certain je n’est-ce pas and somehow after a long night of Wild Turkey birthday shots, the name was born.

    Oh yeah, gravatar said you all had the entire stock of mutant avatards already used up and to check back later!

  271. you might as well be banging two rocks together.

    Says Mr. Two Cans and a String.

  272. Jimbro,
    Do you have a dog? Take a pic of him/her and use it as your avatar.
    Or not.

  273. *tap. tap, tap*

    Is this thing on?

  274. Grooming here means

    1) put dog in car
    b) drive to a large body of water
    3) throw a stick into it

  275. Riley never was much of a drinker, but he did give up smoking weed as a show of support.

  276. YaY! Jimbro came back!

  277. MCPO, I’m excited for your grandchild too!

  278. That’s a hell of a dog Sean.

  279. Wrong blog, Chief.

  280. If it was just a matter of just giving him a bath, I could do that, scott. But he gets really fuzzy and then matted if he bites himself.

  281. >> HA! Dummy, that was your mistake, you should have been hanging out near the cold adult beverages.

    well, fuck.

    >> Says Mr. Two Cans and a String.

    Two turntables and a microphone.

  282. I bet I could make a living taking dogs to lakes.

    People would think I shampooed and conditioned them.

    What’s the going rate for that?

  283. Dave – Really like that tune. Great job!

    http://tinyurl.com/ahkqs7

  284. Two turntables and a microphone.

    Hawt. Literally.

  285. VMax: I have bees but they are all huddled up for the winter and would be awfully pissed if I tried to take their pic (I’ll tell you about my mega ear I had once with a sting there…horrifying really). I’ll get a pic before long, there’s lots of hobos downtown who hang around the bus station

  286. About a hundred dollars, Scott; yeah, about a hundred dollars.

  287. Heheh Jimbro

  288. MCPO, what do you think about O’Brien going to Penn State?

  289. You keep bees, Jimbro?!?

    {{shudders}}

    But how do they keep your feet warm?

  290. I’m going to call Jimbro “gross ear.”

  291. Look, I’m going to cut to the chase, Gross ear, are you a serial killer and if so which of us would you kill first?

  292. I just checked out the Pets Held Hostage link and saw what you have Sean, sorry.

    Some breeds need special attention.

    I could not believe the maintenance my moms standard poodle required.

  293. The bees buzz around my feet (licking the honey I spread between my toes)

    … oooh, I just had the shivering piss chills with that thought.

    2 hives, lots of work for a little honey,90% of which I give away

  294. Jimbro, you will get along OK here, as long as you treat all of the Lutherans with appropriate awe, respect and deference.

    When I say “all of the Lutherans,” I mean me.

  295. I’m not a serial killer but I did see a movie or two about them.

    AMATEURS!!!11!

    Sorry, lost control.

  296. are you a serial killer and if so which of us would you kill first?

    Heh.

  297. Jimbro, please say you’ll kill Michael first.

  298. And when he says “respect and deference” he means little nibbles and kisses.

  299. You live in Maine and raise bees. What color cable knit sweater are you wearing right now?

  300. I can taste the difference between Orange Blossom Honey and Clover Honey. Is Jimbro’s bees Potato honey?

  301. Mare thinks we are all killers.

  302. 2 hives 1 cup?

  303. Isn’t Michael at the top of the Kill List™ all the time?

  304. Did scott just compare my dog to a fucking poodle?

  305. If she ever shows up to a meetup, we should kill her.

  306. Michael, I’ll try to live up to the lofty standards laid before me, Lutheran huh, do they charm snakes? Or eat ’em?

  307. Looks like someone put up a…

    NEW POAT.

  308. do they charm snakes? Or eat ‘em?

    HAHAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHAHA!

  309. MJ: I’m not a sweater wearing guy, my friends would laugh their asses off at me if I showed up in cable knitttens. Right now the wood stove is roaring and I’m lounging in shorts and a tshirt

  310. We used to have a couple beehives when I was a kid. In the suburbs. Wildflower honey, dark and kind of musky-flavored. Very good on oatmeal and in fruitcakes.

    The stupid dumbass neighbors circulated a petition for us to get rid of them. We had raised the local bee population (with relatively docile honeybees) by .000002% and that was intolerable.

    Idiots. These things fly for miles away from the hive. You have to be right on top of the thing to be in any danger.

    I’ve been stung by a lot of wasps and bumblebees but only once by a honeybee, when I literally scooped him up out of the grass on my sandaled foot by accident.

  311. No Sean. Just saying certain breeds have certain needs.

    I have to give poodles a pass. My Mom’s was about 75 lbs and protective. He scared off a guy who tried to get in her car once.

  312. Lutheran huh, do they charm snakes? Or eat ‘em?

    It’s looking like you and Dave will be in the same reeducation camp during the Lutheran Millennium™.

  313. WE’RE OCCUPYING BBF.

    IT IS OUR RIGHT.

    KEEP YOUR NEW POATS OFF OUR UTERUSES.

  314. Mare – Sorry, didn’t see your question earlier. My opinion on O’Brien will be based on how many kids he graduates every year. I don’t want to see Penn St. devolve to simply a football factory.

  315. lauraw: the honey is from whatever they find around, apple, cherry, flowers, goldenrod. And they do fly for miles to get it.

    My worst sting was on my friggin ear…it was the first one of the year so I was sensitive to the venom. My ear was 2-3 times the normal size. And no, I have not put bees in my boxers to “impress the ladies”

  316. I’m really enjoying the Tupelo honey I got from Aunt Josephine at Christmas. Delicious.
    Supposed to never granulate, but it won’t last that long anyway.

  317. The award the pole dancer is holding in the ONT looks exactly like one of my engineering awards.

  318. Got stung by a Yellowjacket a few years back that left scars on me, Jimbro. My leg swelled so bad it actually got stretch marks across the calf and a huge purple bullseye that was hot and hard and nubbly like a basketball. Melted bag after bag of ice on it. Had to go to the hospital.

  319. Goodnight all, thanks for the hospitality showed to teh new guy. Time to put the boys to bed. They have basketball in the AM at the Y.
    See you all later

  320. Jimbro,
    Stop back by,
    We’ll still be here, we’ll still be crazy, we’ll still be politically aware and still be disappointed …
    Your mileage may vary, no warranty express, or implied…

  321. It’s still Friday in Cali. Happy BBF!

    Off to bed.

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  323. I would love to wake up with her in my arms


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