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Observations

Just looking around.  MJ’s office.

Aggie going to church.

Beasn has been busy.

Pupster and Sox are just hanging out.

And now we know all about that “mission” that Rosetta went on.

I think that will do for now.  *mwah!*

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January 5, 2012
Categories: BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Booze, cat blogging, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Man-Lesbian, OWS Douchebags, Say "What" Again, Space pens, stupid fucking hippies, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

296 Comments

  1. Comment by Jewstin on January 5, 2012 8:53 pm

    FRITS!!

  2. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 8:54 pm

    Aggie going to church…. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  3. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 8:56 pm

    I knew you’d like that, Aggie. MJ, on the other hand, is gonna kick my ass.

  4. Comment by Sean M. on January 5, 2012 8:56 pm

    I like how they put cinnamon on the gingerbread cop’s stream of pepper spray.

  5. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 8:57 pm

    #

    . MJ, on the other hand, is gonna kick my ass.
    #

    WIth his dick slippers or his gay running shoes? I wouldn’t fear that.

  6. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 8:59 pm

    Roamy?

    http://cuteoverload.com/2012/01/04/a-princess-a-dark-lord-a-badss-teddy-bear/

  7. Comment by pendejo grande on January 5, 2012 9:00 pm

    Just got home. Mrs. Pendejo cooked a gorgeous supper of scrambled eggs, refried beans, spanish rice, flour tortillas, and……………turkey bacon.

    Question for the panel: Should I kill her for fucking up a great meal with turkey bacon or just divorce her?

  8. Comment by Andy on January 5, 2012 9:00 pm

    A new poat?

    Awwww, you shouldn’t have.

  9. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:00 pm

    pendejo, don’t have sex with her. That’ll teach her.

  10. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:01 pm

    I’m guessing Aggie is in that picture too.

  11. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:01 pm

    ha ha ha … poor pg.

  12. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:02 pm

    Yes, beasn, and I can tell you, I ain’t the princess 🙂

  13. Comment by osoloco on January 5, 2012 9:02 pm

    PG, my hubby has been cooking turkey bacon for a year. I am a size two. I want my real bacon! Did I mention the size 2 thing?

  14. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 5, 2012 9:03 pm

    It depends, PG –

    What kind of life insurance policy do you have on her?
    What is your community property worth right now?

  15. Comment by pendejo grande on January 5, 2012 9:03 pm

    In that case, beasn, I am a master teacher. I’ve been not having sex with her in much the same way that mare has not been meeting any of us.

  16. Comment by pendejo grande on January 5, 2012 9:04 pm

    That tifw is one analytical muhfuck, ehh? Cuts right to the chase, she does……

  17. Comment by Sean M. on January 5, 2012 9:04 pm

    Since when are Ewoks “Bad@ss”? Whoever wrote that is probably down with Greedo shooting first.

  18. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 5, 2012 9:06 pm

    You’re welcome, PG….. 😛

  19. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:07 pm

    Whoever wrote that is probably down with Greedo shooting first.

    Total heresy.

  20. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 5, 2012 9:09 pm

    Turkey is meant to be wrapped in bacon, not made into bacon. Doin’ it ‘rong.

    *reminds self to buy bacon for turkey roast on Saturday*

  21. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 9:10 pm

    This story…The kid was 15 and in the 8th grade?

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/04/police-shoot-kill-armed-teenager-in-texas-school/?test=latestnews

  22. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:10 pm

    I’ve been not having sex with her in much the same way that mare has not been meeting any of us.

    hee hee heeee

    I knew you would say that.

  23. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 9:11 pm

    Size 2?
    *thud*

  24. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:11 pm

    Mr Car in all psyched about having a meet up here.

    When do you guys think? August? Late July?

  25. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:12 pm

    I am a size two.

    Must hate you now.

    Me and my size 4s. Grr.

  26. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 9:13 pm

    Turkey bacon is just blah, I replaced ground beef with Turkey for taco’s and chili and that is fine but not for bacon

  27. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:15 pm

    sohos, there was a 16 year old in my 8th grade class. Total pot head – most likely had a learning disability – but would beat your ass if you mentioned it.

    He didn’t go on to high school, got a job at a neighborhood gas station, impregnated his girlfriend, who was 15 in 8th grade (she flunked the 6th grade), a year after grade school.

  28. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:15 pm

    Sohos, that happened near my hometown. From reports I hear, the police were totally justified.

  29. Comment by Sean M. on January 5, 2012 9:15 pm

    My mom started making her chili with ground turkey, and I wouldn’t have known the difference if she hadn’t told me.

  30. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:16 pm

    Me and my size 4s. Grr.

    You’re a size four? Snot.

  31. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 9:17 pm

    Carin – Grandbaby is due in June. . .just sayin.

  32. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:17 pm

    6.5 mile run and salad for dinner.

    and still a size FOUR.

    Yes, size 4.

  33. Comment by daveintexas on January 5, 2012 9:18 pm

    women’s sizes make no sense. stop me if you’ve heard it.

    men’s sizes are related to units of measure. A 17-35 shirt is a 17 inch neck and a 35 inch sleeve. 38-31 jeans? I’m fat, and short. Inches again. Size 3 underpants?

    I’m sure I don’t need to explain this personal shortcoming.

    But women. 2? 4? 10? 10 whats? centimeters? furlongs? WTF is a 10? And don’t even get me started on “an 8 from this company is not like an 8 from that company”.

    It’s crazy I tell you.

  34. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:18 pm

    Lauraw says June will be too cold.

    I mean, cripes, it’s not as if you can’t come back an see the baby AGAIN. I’m thinking anytime after June should be good.

  35. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 5, 2012 9:20 pm

    Running is making you fat.

  36. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 9:21 pm

    Car in you are not a size 4!?!
    I would have guessed a 0/1

  37. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:21 pm

    6.5 mile run and salad for dinner.

    and still a size FOUR.

    Quitcherbitchin, you get any smaller, I’ll fly up there and force feed you my homemade gooey butter cake.

    *shifts size 8 lumpiness in my chair*

  38. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:22 pm

    I would have guessed a 0/1

    well, you *had* been drinking 😉 lol

    smooch

  39. Comment by pendejo grande on January 5, 2012 9:22 pm

    It’s an inverse proportion thing Dave, I think. Tens wear size one or something. I think.

  40. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:22 pm

    SIZE 4 IS SMALL.

  41. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 9:23 pm

    Really she is a toothpick. Like Cathy only Cathy has boobs!

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 5, 2012 9:23 pm

    Dave, men’s pants have started “vanity sizing”. Before I started getting in shape, I measured my waist — as in where my pants actually rested — at 42″. My jeans were either “36” (Eddie Bauer) or “38” (Levi).

  43. Comment by ChrisP on January 5, 2012 9:23 pm

    I find it interesting that no-one has realized that the SEAL that ‘Punched-Out’ douche-bag Jessie “Jessie” Ventura was MCPOs kin, Chris Kyle! That made me all kinds of smile…

  44. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:23 pm

    #

    Quitcherbitchin, you get any smaller, I’ll fly up there and force feed you my homemade gooey butter cake.

    *shifts size 8 lumpiness in my chair*
    #

    OH PLEASE. do not believe a word this liar is saying.

  45. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:23 pm

    I don’t think I would look right as a size 4. My head is too big. I might fall over.

  46. Comment by Osoloco on January 5, 2012 9:24 pm

    DiT I hear you. Women’s sizes are insane. That is why I prefer shopping in the kids departments.

  47. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 9:24 pm

    No F***way Beasn is a 8 she is Car in’s twin!

  48. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:24 pm

    women’s sizes make no sense.

    Dave, WOMEN make no sense to men, so why should their sizes be any different?

  49. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:24 pm

    Like Cathy only Cathy has boobs!

    *sobs

  50. Comment by pendejo grande on January 5, 2012 9:25 pm

    was MCPOs kin

    No shit?

  51. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:25 pm

    another appropriate avatar comment ^

    bahaa haa

  52. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:26 pm

    the SEAL that ‘Punched-Out’ douche-bag Jessie “Jessie” Ventura was MCPOs kin, Chris Kyle!

    I’ve been gone from here a while, so I didn’t know! That’s AWESOME!!

  53. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 9:26 pm

    Sorry Car in, I like small boobs.

  54. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:26 pm

    Like Cathy only Cathy has boobs!

    *whimpers*

  55. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:27 pm

    *pulls down pants*

    *checks label*

    *yes, I really did*

    8 medium

    I’m telling you that a large head and skinny arms are great camouflage. Though I am an inch or two taller than Miss Petiteness.

  56. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:27 pm

    We covered this the other day, I brought the book up and Chief filled us in.

    IT’s too cool.

  57. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:28 pm

    How close of kin?

  58. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:28 pm

    Sorry Car in, I like small boobs.

    Yea! Who likes that extra plumpness …swinging around … always getting in the way …

    not me.
    Nope.

    *searches archives for Small Boob Friday

  59. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:29 pm

    It’s his cousin’s son.

  60. Comment by Sean M. on January 5, 2012 9:29 pm

    Chief mentioned that the other day when people started talking about his new book.

  61. Comment by Osoloco on January 5, 2012 9:29 pm

    A size 2 is equal to an old school size 6. Lots of vanity sizing taking place. Low rise takes a whole size off as well

  62. Comment by Jewstin on January 5, 2012 9:30 pm

    Try finding a 28/36 in the store.

  63. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:30 pm

    beasn is wonderfully proportioned.

  64. Comment by Osoloco on January 5, 2012 9:31 pm

    Hubby called movie night. G’night Hotsnausages

  65. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 9:31 pm

    the SEAL that ‘Punched-Out’ douche-bag Jessie “Jessie” Ventura was MCPOs kin, Chris Kyle!

    And therein lays the reason that MCPO wore red stripes as an SCPO.

  66. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:31 pm

    Try finding a 28/36 in the store.

    Yep…that’s a bitch. Son is 28/34, and I can never find any jeans for him.

  67. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:32 pm

    G’night, Osita!!

  68. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 5, 2012 9:32 pm

    I am philosophically opposed to low-rise pants. Mostly because they make a woman’s ass look terrible.

    *searches archives for Small Boob Friday

    Only happened once, sadly, though I’m probably going to start a Monday tradition very soon.

  69. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 9:34 pm

    I buy Hanes for Mr. RFH and Fruit of the Loom for Rocketboy because they are the exact same size. Mr. RFH is annoyed that I didn’t do the same with pants, so he ends up with all the 32-36 jeans with holes in them.

  70. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:35 pm

    If size 2 = old school 6, then I’m a fatty.

    *ponders when to make cinnamon rolls*

  71. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 9:36 pm

    You are correct Car in, and don’t know the half of it!

  72. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:36 pm

    I don’t know much about vanity sizing – but I do not at costco the size small things are often a 6. Too big.

    When they carry clothes, they only carry size 6 an up.

    I think part of it is that women have changed. Often, if they are smaller they are more fit. I probably couldn’t wear a woman’s dress with my shoulders. In a dress from the 50s or something. My legs too are very muscular. My butt, of course.

    I get that women are heavier, but they are also – at times – more fitter. I don’t have a small shoulders or chest.

  73. Comment by pendejo grande on January 5, 2012 9:36 pm

    I haven’t bought underwear in close to 10 years. It’s complicated.

  74. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:37 pm

    MJ and Car in?

  75. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 9:37 pm

    My size 10’s are now baggy. Got into an 8 and hopefully will be wearing them comfortably in the next few weeks. I was a 4 and weighed 130 when Count and I got together. 4 for me is too skinny. 8 is curvy but not fat. I am working towards a 6.

  76. Comment by pendejo grande on January 5, 2012 9:38 pm

    Wranglers haven’t changed sizes in the last 20 years. The 38’s I couldn’t get in to in the early ninties, I still can’t get in to.

  77. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 9:39 pm

    Jewstin, I can send you some hand-me-down 30/36’s.

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 5, 2012 9:39 pm

    Yeah, it took decades, but women finally started lifting weights sometimes.

  79. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 9:39 pm

    Yeah, the cops were justified. He had several chances to put the damn gun down. Idiot. Also hundreds of students from Counts’ high school (Lake) the bad one, cheated on an English test and they are sooooo busted hahahahaha

  80. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:40 pm

    When I am fit, I look like this –>

    http://tinyurl.com/83oaxcv

  81. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 9:40 pm

    Sohos I put on a 38 this week, and another 38 today with confidence.
    *down from 40*
    Yea!

  82. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 9:40 pm

    Aggie, I may have some 28/34’s for your boy.

  83. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 9:40 pm

    I’ll bet SoHoS looks marvelous as a size 8!

    http://tinyurl.com/83rgpre

  84. Comment by wpdunn71901 on January 5, 2012 9:43 pm

    heya guys, if yall are in a prayer mood please say a few for me, i have a horrible stomach virus or something even nastier im going to take some time off, if yall wanna call and cheer me up ill send you my number

  85. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:43 pm

    Okay, time for pig doodie. Noone pants their poop.

  86. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 9:43 pm

    I’m not about to confess what size I am, except that it’s not a 2, 4, 6, 8, or 10.

  87. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 9:43 pm

    My problem with jeans is my waist is so much smaller than my hips/ass so low waist pants just look hysterical on me. I did get a pair that are mid-rise. They fit great and cover my tramp stamp but don’t look at all like “Mom Jeans”

  88. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:44 pm

    Roamy, I would love them if you do. Also, I have a gift for you, so if you could send me your addy? Thanks 😀

  89. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 9:44 pm

    Hope you feel better fast, WPD.

  90. Comment by wpdunn71901 on January 5, 2012 9:44 pm

    thanks roamy

  91. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 5, 2012 9:45 pm

    Hope you feel better fast, WPD.

    Seconded.

  92. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 9:45 pm

    Roamy I got as high as a 16 when I was dealing with all the leg surgeries. When I met all the hostages I was a 14

  93. Comment by beasn on January 5, 2012 9:45 pm

    Speaking of doodie, I sure hope you feel better soon wp. Make sure you are getting lots of fluids/electrolytes.

    Pass any number along to someone here who has admin rights.

    *hugs*

  94. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 9:45 pm

    Hang in there WPD

  95. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 9:45 pm

    WP – Sounds like you’ve got that flu bug that’s been going around. Man, I hope you get better SOON!

  96. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 9:45 pm

    WP, I hope it’s nothing serious, and I pray for a quick recovery for you.

  97. Comment by Cyn on January 5, 2012 9:46 pm

    Kill that bug, Krow, and feel better fast.

  98. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 9:47 pm

    When I met all the hostages I was a 14

    And you still looked as hot a black pickup in August!

  99. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 9:48 pm

    That is great Vmax!!!!! Feel better WP

  100. Comment by Cyn on January 5, 2012 9:48 pm

    I will second that Master Chief!

  101. Comment by wpdunn71901 on January 5, 2012 9:48 pm

    thanks guys

  102. Comment by Jewstin on January 5, 2012 9:49 pm

    I may take you up on that Roamy. I always end up buying the 30/36 because it’s the closest fit I can find. I have two pairs of jeans and the work pair are in danger of falling apart.

  103. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 9:49 pm

    sohos luvres mcpo

  104. Comment by Car in on January 5, 2012 9:49 pm

    Prayers for WP!!!! Get better.

  105. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 9:52 pm

    beasn check your email

  106. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 9:54 pm

    MCPO ♥s SoHoS!

  107. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 5, 2012 9:57 pm

    Hope you feel better soon, WP!

    And I wear a size 2, also –

    2XL…… 😛

  108. Comment by Sean M. on January 5, 2012 9:59 pm

    I hope you feel better soon, wpd.

  109. Comment by Jewstin on January 5, 2012 9:59 pm

    Dunn, have some mint tea and a good sleep. You’ll feel much better.

  110. Comment by wpdunn71901 on January 5, 2012 10:00 pm

    the worst thing is i am exiled from Little Visitor, she is in day care until i get better

  111. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 10:01 pm

    Heh Tif, you and me both.

  112. Comment by wpdunn71901 on January 5, 2012 10:02 pm

    trese, im a 2x plus 3

  113. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 5, 2012 10:03 pm

    Well, if it’s what’s been going around lately, you aren’t going to WANT LV around for a while.

    Of course, she’s probably already been exposed to the germs….

  114. Comment by wpdunn71901 on January 5, 2012 10:04 pm

    i dont even want the SO around, im grouchy and pissy

  115. Comment by Vmaximus on January 5, 2012 10:06 pm

    Calling it a night, Sissy and I are turning the fireplace on. It is not as cold as last night.

  116. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 10:07 pm

    G’night, Vmax!

  117. Comment by wpdunn71901 on January 5, 2012 10:08 pm

    night yall, gonna go yell at the paultards

  118. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 10:10 pm

    goodnight sweet vman

  119. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 10:13 pm

    G’night, WP!!

  120. Comment by ChrisP on January 5, 2012 10:13 pm

    Chief,
    Red stripes / Gold stripes? WTF, O?
    I’m an old cannon-cocker and don’t know about Navy rank insignia.

  121. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 10:15 pm

    XBrad Family Theater- Part II

    Act I

    XMom: Will you burn copies of these two CDs of my water aerobics for me?

    XBrad: Sure.

    **XBrad begins ripping proccess**

    XBrad: You realize these discs are identical?

    XMom: No, they’re different. They have two differnt workouts on thenm.

    XBrad: Oh? They’re both the exact same length of time, and both have the exact same data size.

    XMom: No, they’re different.

    /end Act I

    Act II

    XMom: The discs you burned are identical!

    XBrad: Well, that’s how burning CDs works- they make identical copies.

    XMom: No, I mean, both discs you burned are identical to one another!

    XBrad: …

  122. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 5, 2012 10:15 pm

    Bedtime. Rest well.

  123. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 10:16 pm

    Thanks, Brad. I needed the laugh 😀

  124. Comment by Cyn on January 5, 2012 10:18 pm

    *pushes an anvil off the cliff onto Xbrad, out of pity*

  125. Comment by SoHoS on January 5, 2012 10:20 pm

    poor baby. Nighty night Leon

  126. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 10:21 pm

    ChrisPy – One must have 12 years consecutive of good conduct (no article 15). I didn’t have that until a year before I made Master Chief. I used to have a temper.

  127. Comment by ChrisP on January 5, 2012 10:25 pm

    Ted,
    “I used to have a temper.”
    You’re kidding, right? You, the easy going, loved by everyone teddy bear, with a temper? I’m not buyin’ it.
    That would be like Rosetta having a temper.
    Not gonna happen…

  128. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 10:26 pm

    FYI, there’s a shitload more XBrad Family Theater scripts still in the writing room, I’m just too lazy to finish ’em all up. It’s been a banner day.

  129. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 10:34 pm

    *gives Brad a chewy brownie*

  130. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 10:35 pm

    ChrisPy – HA! Yeah, as even-tempered as a pissed-off wolverine.

  131. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 10:37 pm

    Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

  132. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 10:44 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/75qlngm

  133. Comment by Cyn on January 5, 2012 10:45 pm

    Allergies are winning tonight.

    Sweet dreams all.

  134. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 10:46 pm

    G’night, Cyn. Glad you got to see me!

  135. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 10:47 pm

    G’night Cyn!

  136. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 10:56 pm

    Wow. Slow night here.

    So, recipes, weather or cover songs, what’llitbe?

  137. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 5, 2012 10:57 pm

    Time for the TiFWs to call it a night, as well –
    Sweet dreams, all ♥

  138. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 10:59 pm

    G’night, Teresa!

    Brad, dance like a newly genetically cloned monkey!

  139. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 11:03 pm

    I don’t dance.

    the closest I get to dancing is paying $20 for a lap dance.

  140. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 11:07 pm

    **tosses $20 at XBrad.

    hang on a sec, let me find the right song.

  141. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 11:10 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN0y8f2rftc

  142. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 11:12 pm

    Ok, start dancing, Brad…we are waiting 😀

  143. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 11:12 pm

    There’s a song?

  144. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 11:13 pm

    That movie is hilarious

  145. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 11:15 pm

    Ok, the song without the Full Monty bit. I was just trying to help you out with the moves.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdEhvuNxV8

  146. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 11:16 pm

    Best Lap Dance Evah?

    Probably Mercedes at T&T’s in Colorado Springs.

    There were cartwheels.

  147. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 11:23 pm

    Thought a lap dance was supposed to actually be in your lap?

  148. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 11:24 pm

    Artistic license.

    Some places don’t allow contact, some are a bit more… libertine.

  149. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 11:27 pm

    some are a bit more… libertine.

    Yeah, I remeber going to a “libertine” place in Vicenza. Oy…

  150. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 11:29 pm

    I remember dating an exotic dancer for about 8 months. She made a boatload of money!

  151. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 11:30 pm

    I had a boss that frequented the strip clubs. One lap dancer used lipstick on him, so he was frantically looking for another pair of pants before going home.

  152. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 5, 2012 11:31 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  153. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 11:33 pm

  154. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 11:34 pm

    Yeah, Aggie, his usual cover story was that he was “working late”.

  155. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 11:36 pm

    Connie was a hottie.

    Wasn’t she also one of the first celebrities to admit being raped?

  156. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 11:37 pm

    Why lie about it?

  157. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 11:41 pm

    Times were different back then, MCPO.

    Back then, no one talked about that stuff you were doing in the paint locker.

  158. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 11:46 pm

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/6lnruhs

  159. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 11:51 pm

    Hahahahahaa.

  160. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 5, 2012 11:52 pm

    G’night.

  161. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 11:53 pm

    Quitter.

  162. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 5, 2012 11:55 pm

    http://9gag.com/gag/927262

  163. Comment by phat on January 5, 2012 11:57 pm

    Evening Citizens, here for another lovely ‘graveyard’ shift.

    Already tired and I just logged in at work. Gonna be a long night.

  164. Comment by xbradtc on January 5, 2012 11:58 pm

    PHAT!!

    Long time, man! How’s my favorite trash hauler?

  165. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 6, 2012 12:02 am

    Hi phat! Fly anything cool lately?

  166. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 6, 2012 12:08 am

    One pissed off woman

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/tiger-woods-ex-wife-bulldozes-12-million-home-232405259.html

  167. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 6, 2012 12:12 am

    Good night, my friends.

    **leaves a shot of whiskey for XBrad, a thermos of coffee for phat, and a diet Dr. Pepper for Sean.

  168. Comment by xbradtc on January 6, 2012 12:14 am

    Well, Phat just blew us off.

    That hurts.

  169. Comment by xbradtc on January 6, 2012 12:15 am

    **drinks shot of whiskey**

  170. Comment by xbradtc on January 6, 2012 12:17 am

    And with that, good night.

  171. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 12:20 am

    Nope, flying a desk at the airlift command/control center until I retire in a few months.

    Probably done flying for the USAF.

    xbrad, not blowing anyone off, just at work and sadly sober 😦

  172. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 12:53 am

    Drinking when I get off shift at 0630 am seems weird.

    I do it, but it seems weird walking the phatspawn to the bus stop with a beer in my hand.

  173. Comment by Sean M. on January 6, 2012 1:03 am

    *gulps Diet Dr Pepper*

    Thanks, roamy!

    Hey, phat.

  174. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 1:05 am

    Good morning Sean! How were the holidays?

    Did you make it through ok?

  175. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 1:09 am

    So far the only benefit of working midnights is getting to watch Craig Ferguson and RedEye.

    Why is Leno still on and Ferguson has the crap time slot?

  176. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on January 6, 2012 1:10 am

    Phat.

    S’up?

  177. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 1:10 am

    Sean,

    Check out Ferguson’s auto bio ‘American by Choice’. It deals in depth with his recovery.

  178. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 1:13 am

    BiW,

    The usual BS on night shift. It may be dead here in the Illinois cornfields, but it’s daylight in Afghanstan and we got missions that need to move.

  179. Comment by Sean M. on January 6, 2012 1:20 am

    I made it through the holidays just fine. It was probably the best Christmas I’ve had since I was a kid. I stayed home on NYE and hung out here with some of the Hostage wimmens.

    I’ll check out that book. I’ve always liked Ferguson. His movie, “The Big Tease,” is underrated.

  180. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on January 6, 2012 1:24 am

    Better move ’em before Jugears grounds them as part of his budget cuts.

  181. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 1:27 am

    Agree on his movie. His novel is good as well: ‘Between the bridge and the River’. Mistake on his autobio it’s ‘American on Purpose’.

    Glad to hear your holidays went well!

  182. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 1:32 am

    Yeah, I have to debate if I want to hold off on retiring in the hope I can get someone else’s signature on my Retirement orders.

  183. Comment by Sean M. on January 6, 2012 1:43 am

    Here’s hoping we’ll be celebrating your retirement a little more than a year from now.

  184. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 1:43 am

    My plan to have Pres Perry’s signature on my paperwork is working as well as I’d hoped.

  185. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 1:49 am

    oops: ‘ISN’T’ working as well as I’d hoped.

    USAF Pilot, successful gov, no chick problems. I thought he as a shoe-in. Then he went full retard. In the immortal words of Kirk Lazurus, ‘You never go full retard.’

  186. Comment by Sean M. on January 6, 2012 2:04 am

    Oops.

    (Sorry. I just couldn’t help myself.)

  187. Comment by Sean M. on January 6, 2012 2:06 am

    OT, but my new favorite name is contained in this article…

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20120104/D9S254G82.html

  188. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 2:14 am

    Kourtney?

  189. Comment by Sean M. on January 6, 2012 2:23 am

    Think more along the lines of Hostages heroes like Ed Balls, Dick Pole, and Richard Poon.

  190. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 2:26 am

    I got it, just being willfully dense.

    The dude’s first name needs to be ‘Richard’.

  191. Comment by Sean M. on January 6, 2012 3:06 am

    Awright, time for bed. G’night.

  192. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 4:04 am

    wakey wakey

  193. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 5:19 am

    Sadly, still at work.

    2 hours left on my shift…

  194. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 7:11 am

    wakey wakey pt2

  195. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 7:12 am

    30 min left, then have the rest of the weekend off.

    Mrs. Phat will be off at a ‘scrapbooking retreat’ at a nunnery in Ruma, Il. Seriously. It’s a nunnery/convention center. Probably not the best choice for the next Hostage gathering.

    http://www.adorers.org/ruma_center.html

    I plan on wresting my body clock back to normal, hanging out with the phatspawn and delving into Skyrim.

    Any interesting/depraved weekend plans out in hostage land?

  196. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 7:58 am

    I’m planning to sleep a lot this weekend, or at least move slowly. I’m seriously sore. I’m finally doing my 30 days without milk or cheese, and it’s making a big impact on my recovery.

    That or 20 total minutes of conditioning work this week has done what 3+ hours of barbell training usually doesn’t.

  197. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 6, 2012 7:58 am

    I plan on scrapbooking too, phat 😀

  198. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:00 am

    You doing “that thingie” I can’t remember the name of Leon?

  199. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:02 am

    I had a pretty good week of working out I haven’t taken a complete day off since Jan 31, although one day I only did 30 min of cardio (so that’s kinda a day off). I’m on track for all my weights, sit-ups this week. Ran a decent amount (three times – which for winter is fine).

    I did come up with a resolution for this year – I’m going to organize all my online photos. Already started this morning (at 4 am, yes). I did go back to sleep at 5 or so. but I’ve been busy all morning. Deleting crappy shots, backing up, etc.

    Lion is ready to be installed as soon as this is all backed up.

  200. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:03 am

    I don’t think I could scrapbook. I’m too disorganized at this point.

    But, I really want to find someone who can convert all my old videos to DVD or something.

  201. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:05 am

    Leon, if something happens to you in your car on the way to work – DO NOT GET OUT.

    Call me. I’ll come get you.

    We’ve had two fatalities in the last two days of people with car trouble on freeways.

  202. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 8:05 am

    Did Tabatas on Tuesday, Car in. They left me in a coughing fit. Skipped them and just did a bunch of farmer’s walks yesterday.

    Ordinarily both of these are real rest days, so it might just be that it’s extra work.

  203. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:06 am

    When I do a lot of my lifting – my heart rate gets way up there. 150. Do you do mountain climbers or anything like that?

  204. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 8:07 am

    Good morning coolios.

  205. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 8:10 am

    We’ve had two fatalities in the last two days of people with car trouble on freeways.

    Holyshit. I hope you two drive armed. I’m not kidding.

  206. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 8:10 am

    Not normally, but Tuesday was 8 rounds of:

    thrusters with 20 lb dumbbells
    mountain climbers
    dumbbell swings with a 25 lb
    squat thrusts

    And yeah, I get plenty of “cardio” during my weightlifting. I don’t normally hyperventilate, though, and I found myself doing that during the tabata.

  207. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 8:13 am

    If I drive armed I can’t park at work. They might not notice if I start bringing my baton, though.

  208. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 8:16 am

    No locking of a handgun in your glovebox even?

    Legal or not (I have no idea in MI), as a woman, I’d take the legal risk.

  209. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:18 am

    They haven’t been shot, and they both weren’t in Detroit. On guy was hit while changing a tire, and another was hit as he was walking away from his car which had broken down.

  210. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:19 am

    This copying pictures thing is taking forEVER.

  211. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 8:19 am

    It’s legal to carry unloaded and securely encase, anything else requires a CCW. So load it “in a hurry” if you need to.

    Work time. Grabbing the baton.

  212. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:20 am

    Maybe you were going too hard?

  213. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 8:24 am

    Skipping the baton. Cars don’t care if you hit them, you have to wrassle them into submission.

  214. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 8:25 am

    Maybe you were going too hard?

    Probably.

  215. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 6, 2012 8:28 am

    my heart rate gets way up there. 150.

    Amateur.

  216. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 8:28 am

    Ahhh… hit OUTSIDE their cars. Yeah, that’s bad but I’m glad it’s not some whacked out shooter.

    Maybe you were going too hard?

    *snickers and giggles*

    *clears throat in adult fashion*

    Sorry.

  217. Comment by Pupster on January 6, 2012 8:29 am

    Do you do mountain climbers or anything like that?

    I think mostly small farm animals.

  218. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:36 am

    I’m glad I’ve provided you all an opportunity for such mirth this morning.

  219. Comment by MJ on January 6, 2012 8:40 am

    I chuckled. Slightly.

  220. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 6, 2012 8:40 am

    Don’t think I am organized in any way, Carin. I have a hellacious mess in my work area. Ok, in my house in general. I enjoy the scrapbooking thing because I like prettifying pics. I also need to put then on DVDs.

  221. Comment by Pupster on January 6, 2012 8:45 am

    Mother Pupster put together 3 scrapbooks for me as a document of my childhood. She had papers and notes and cards I made in grade school, and she put captions on a bunch of pictures in chronological order.

    It is amazing that she remembers pretty much everything wrong, or I do.

  222. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 8:51 am

    MJ – I downloaded my first Deadmou5 song yesterday and tried it for running.

    not bad.

  223. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 8:51 am

    I did not get the scrapbooking gene. But I do keep a lot of stuff that the boys have done.

  224. Comment by Pupster on January 6, 2012 8:54 am

    I guess I also walked around without a shirt on for most of my teen years.
    /Jewstin

  225. Comment by lauraw on January 6, 2012 8:56 am

    Killing time until dental appointment. Scott is opening the store for me.

    There’s a murder of crows pacing around my yard. Wonder what they’re picking up.
    Earlier:

    W Homestead Family Theater

    Scott: (from downstairs) This is gonna suck. Stupid dentist.

    ~a brief silence ensues~

    Laura: (suddenly, yelling downstairs) Hey! Be nice to my customers!

    Scott: (laughs)

    Laura: Say good morning! And DON’T GLARE at them!

    Scott: (mutters something, exits house)

    Laura: Shit.

  226. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 9:00 am

    LC,

    My wife is BEYOND organized. I joke that she has CDO disorder (It’s like OCD, only in alphabetical order).

    I’m a military guy, so it doesn’t bother me at all. A poor noob civilian? I would pity the fool.

    I spent four years folding my underwear 6″ x 6″ and my undershirts 11″ x 6″ in college (Air Force Academy), so I’m a bit used to anal-retentiveness that serves dubious purposes.

  227. Comment by daveintexas on January 6, 2012 9:03 am

    If you go into the store and he’s not standing on the counter taking a leak, I’m calling that a win.

  228. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 6, 2012 9:06 am

    Damn, I wish I had that disorder, phat 😀

  229. Comment by Vmaximus on January 6, 2012 9:06 am

    This will get Mare’s blood flowing this morning
    http://www.neptunuslex.com/2012/01/05/really/
    SCOAMF indeed

  230. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 9:07 am

    You should call him from the dentist and tell them emergency work is needed and you’ll be out all day.

  231. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 9:08 am

    I don’t have the disorder either, Aggie. My husband says I’m more creative – that’s my strength.

    I think he just says that because he loves me.

    Of course – I do have 5 children. If I was anal, I’d have to be on crack to keep up.

  232. Comment by scott on January 6, 2012 9:09 am

    I am not unlocking the door.

  233. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 6, 2012 9:13 am

    I do have 5 children. If I was anal, I’d have to be on crack to keep up.

    And I wish I also had that excuse.

  234. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 9:14 am

    Was due for an oil change. Found an animal nest under the hood. Might be why the heat died.

  235. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 9:20 am

    Nope. Still no heat. Got the nest out though.

  236. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 6, 2012 9:22 am

    Okay, now to work.

  237. Comment by MJ on January 6, 2012 9:27 am

    Scott, if you ask a customer if they would like to fukksize their order I’ll pay the for the medical bills after laura throws you down the cellar stairs.

  238. Comment by lauraw on January 6, 2012 9:38 am

    They’re really nice people, my customers. Scott doesn’t mean to glare, but when they walk in he seems to expect them to just pipe up and tell him what they need. So he just…stares at them. Waiting.

    And *they* were expecting someone to ask them what they need, or you know, to say good morning, so they stare back. This exchange continues. Eventually the customers are crushing their goods protectively to their chests and whimpering pitifully for the bad man to stop scaring them.

    That’s when I run into the room and rescue them.

    But I can’t right now. Because I’m not there.

    I’ll hear the stories next week about ‘that man that was here.’

  239. Comment by Pupster on January 6, 2012 9:42 am

    Of course – I do have 5 children. If I was anal, I’d have to be on crack to keep up.

    If you were anal you wouldn’t have 5 children.

  240. Comment by Pupster on January 6, 2012 9:42 am

    Classic chicken – egg argument.

  241. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 9:44 am

    Again. I leave low lying fruit.

    It’s my own damn fault.

  242. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 9:46 am

    I vow never to get this far behind in backing up my pictures.

    ARG. all morning this is taking.

    I’m up to 2008. I’ve already done 2009 – but then I’ve got ’10 and ’11.

  243. Comment by phat on January 6, 2012 9:49 am

    Goodnight ladies!

    Off to bed.

    See you later this afternoon.

    Fish Fry tonight! I love living in a heavily Catholic village.

  244. Comment by daveintexas on January 6, 2012 9:49 am

    >> So he just…stares at them. Waiting.

    At that moment I would pay one meelyun quatloos if he would say “What the fuck do you want?”

    Either that or just leaned forward and gave em a Snidely Whiplash eveel laugh.

  245. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 9:53 am

    Vman’s link just completely pissed me off!

    What is going on in the friggen WH? What do we get out of giving the Russian’s our SM-3 data?

    I don’t understand anything anymore.

    I’m going to kick Vman’s ass for linking that before my second cup of coffee.

  246. Comment by lauraw on January 6, 2012 9:55 am

    “What the fuck do you want?”

    THAT’S THE LOOK HE’S GIVING.

    And I can’t believe you mentioned Snidely Whiplash. I almost used him in an email this morning.
    You must be psychotic!

  247. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 9:55 am

    heater guy will be here in a minute.

    *practices Scott stare

  248. Comment by Pupster on January 6, 2012 9:55 am

    Scott,

    When a customer walks in, don’t say anything.

    Just walk around behind them and bolt the door.

  249. Comment by daveintexas on January 6, 2012 9:56 am

    >> You must be psychotic!

    Nyah ah ahhh!

  250. Comment by Hotspur on January 6, 2012 9:56 am

    Carin, you have a Mac. Use Time Machine. It does it for you. Every hour.

  251. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 6, 2012 10:02 am

    What do we get out of giving the Russian’s our SM-3 data?

    A faster, easier way to surrender without the hassle.

  252. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:04 am

    I picture Scott AS HIS AVATAR, staring at people as they walk in.

  253. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:11 am

    The whole thing is idiotic:

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/05/david-brooks-obama-is-certainly-more-liberal-than-i-thought-he-was/

    Read this paragraph and try not to puke. F’ing assholes, all of them.

    Just days before President Barack Obama was sworn into the the presidency, Washington Post columnist George Will hosted a party attended by several prominent conservative pundits — CNBC’s Larry Kudlow, Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer, Wall Street Journal editorial page editor Paul Gigot and New York Times columnist David Brooks, among others.

    Brooks’ apparent impression after that party was that Obama was “a Burkean” — and not a strict ideologue — who understood the “organic nature of change.”

  254. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:15 am

    Those are just the type of parties that sell out the country.

    They all determined that Obama was “a Burkean.”

    THANK GOD we have them to do that for us…..and write about it Nationally.

    And wait, what???? They were all fricking wrong? We the peasants were right? WHAT? How can that be? We are stupid and they are smart!

  255. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:18 am

    “Yeah, I still like him — admire him personally,”—–Brooks (who obviously wants to slip Obama out of those perfectly creased pants)

    Did Laura Ingraham have the smarts to simply ask, “why?”

  256. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 6, 2012 10:21 am

    *slips Mare some thorazine*

    I remember that party. Elitists come in all stripes.

  257. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:23 am

    Oh and do any of you consider those party goers spokesmen for conservatives? I don’t, Will included. He goes off the rails A LOT.

  258. Comment by Hotspur on January 6, 2012 10:25 am

    fukksize
    caucus
    dickslippers

  259. Comment by scott on January 6, 2012 10:25 am

    nipple

  260. Comment by Car in on January 6, 2012 10:29 am

    Almost ready to update to lion.

  261. Comment by Hotspur on January 6, 2012 10:32 am

    Oh yeah. nipple

  262. Comment by Hotspur on January 6, 2012 10:35 am

    Make sure your shit’s backed up.

  263. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:37 am

    Ahhhhhhhhhh, animals that make me laugh…..calming…much better

  264. Comment by SoHoS on January 6, 2012 10:38 am

    why are yall’s comments in duplicate?

  265. Comment by GMLand on January 6, 2012 10:38 am

    I fuggin’ had a cup of fuggin’ coffee this morning, fug yeah!!!!

  266. Comment by SoHoS on January 6, 2012 10:39 am

    wow they just fixed themselves. I guess I need to lay off the crack

  267. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:39 am

    Stupid humans:

    http://tinyurl.com/7nnv2u4

  268. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:40 am

    Gml, how does your stomach feel?

  269. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 6, 2012 10:42 am

    Hey GML! Feeling ok?

  270. Comment by GMLand on January 6, 2012 10:44 am

    So far, all is well. Stopping at one cup took some kind of jedi mind trick on myself, but so far so good.

  271. Comment by Hotspur on January 6, 2012 10:45 am

    Here’s a photo at HotBride’s from last summer:

    Betsie Bay Groomsmen

  272. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:48 am

    Well I can’t read anything at Maggie’s Farm…too depressing. And I can’t go to Drudge….too depressing, so I’ll link a picture of Cindy Crawford’s face and her obsession with botox and fillers (cheek and lips):

    http://tinyurl.com/7g2nze8

    She’s very pretty even now, but anyone who thinks that is natural has more holes in their head then they should. This is the first picture I’ve seen of her where she kind of doesn’t look like herself.

  273. Comment by GMLand on January 6, 2012 10:49 am

    L to R: Dit, HS and Wiser

  274. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:51 am

    HA!

  275. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 6, 2012 10:51 am

    Wow…. she doesn’t look anything like her, Mare.

    *scrolls down and sees Madonna*

    *stabs eyes*

  276. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:51 am

    Ah, you’re missing two.

  277. Comment by Hotspur on January 6, 2012 10:53 am

    Tell me that isn’t a boy.

  278. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 10:54 am

    Yeah, Aggie, she’s really starting to change her bone structure (with padding over it) she looks different. She sells a boat load of her face creams but it’s disingenuous, she has more procedures done than most. Microdermabrasion and peels and laser lifts I think.

  279. Comment by Hotspur on January 6, 2012 11:01 am

    Hope Carin didn’t fuxxor her computer.

  280. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 6, 2012 11:03 am

    We haven’t got a help message from the iCarin account yet, so it’s probably still good.

  281. Comment by SoHoS on January 6, 2012 11:10 am

    http://www.rubio.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/press-releases?ID=e55fb2da-b24b-43d8-a0e0-44840d006381

  282. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 11:16 am

    GAH! Kerrie Marie is beautiful compared to Crawford.

  283. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 6, 2012 11:18 am

    Don’t scroll down on that page, Cyn. I’m just sayin.

  284. Comment by wiserbud on January 6, 2012 11:19 am

    “Both Chaz Bono (left) and Rajee Narinesingh (right) are members of the transgender community. Some are afraid to go to a doctor for fear of discrimination or ridicule”

    http://tinyurl.com/7mskkrs

    Yeah… The reason people ridicule Rajee is because she is a member of the transgender community…….

  285. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 11:21 am

    Too late Jay. Eyes already stabbed. I used a screen reader to hear your belated warning. Thanks.

  286. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 11:23 am

    AAAAEEEEE! Why you gotta do that so early in the morning wiser?!

  287. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 11:23 am

    I am now looking forward to BBF to cleanse the palate.

  288. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 6, 2012 11:26 am

    Let’s hope, Cyn. i can’t take Chas Bono, or Rajee.

  289. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 11:27 am

    Hell, even I’m looking forward to BBF. Anything to take my mind off of Obama’s tear down of the US…he’s got to screw us over big just in case he loses the election.

    I hope BBF is really big, really fat and really ugly…fun!

  290. Comment by Hotspur on January 6, 2012 11:27 am

    Someone should set those bitches on fire.

  291. Comment by Cyn on January 6, 2012 11:27 am

    We’re gonna need a new poat before then though; this one’s slower than Rosetta checking his email.

  292. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 11:29 am

    Yeah, I’ll try and adjust my attitude on the new post….no promises.

  293. Comment by GMLand on January 6, 2012 11:29 am

    Looking at those pics Wiser just posted has had an intense affect on my already troubled stomach.

    *kicks Wiser in his ancestry*

  294. Comment by mare on January 6, 2012 11:29 am

    “Someone should set those bitches on fire.”

    That made me laugh, thanks!

  295. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 6, 2012 11:34 am

    The DOJ says that we can’t require ID to prove that someone is eligible to vote, but it’s perfectly OK for the DHS to unlawfully ask for ID BEFORE people enter a building that their tax dollars pay for, to receive benefits that they have already paid for:

    http://is.gd/8KrUo4

    Nice Reich you boys are running up there, Barry……

  296. Comment by clintbird on January 6, 2012 11:35 am

    Emergency new high speed poat is up and running.


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