Just looking around. MJ’s office.
Aggie going to church.
Beasn has been busy.
Pupster and Sox are just hanging out.
And now we know all about that “mission” that Rosetta went on.
I think that will do for now. *mwah!*
January 5, 2012
Categories: BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Booze, cat blogging, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Man-Lesbian, OWS Douchebags, Say "What" Again, Space pens, stupid fucking hippies, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
10/08/17
If they are sluts, jimbro, your wife is smart to be diligent.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
FRITS!!
Aggie going to church…. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I knew you’d like that, Aggie. MJ, on the other hand, is gonna kick my ass.
I like how they put cinnamon on the gingerbread cop’s stream of pepper spray.
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. MJ, on the other hand, is gonna kick my ass.
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WIth his dick slippers or his gay running shoes? I wouldn’t fear that.
Roamy?
http://cuteoverload.com/2012/01/04/a-princess-a-dark-lord-a-badss-teddy-bear/
Just got home. Mrs. Pendejo cooked a gorgeous supper of scrambled eggs, refried beans, spanish rice, flour tortillas, and……………turkey bacon.
Question for the panel: Should I kill her for fucking up a great meal with turkey bacon or just divorce her?
A new poat?
Awwww, you shouldn’t have.
pendejo, don’t have sex with her. That’ll teach her.
I’m guessing Aggie is in that picture too.
ha ha ha … poor pg.
Yes, beasn, and I can tell you, I ain’t the princess :)
PG, my hubby has been cooking turkey bacon for a year. I am a size two. I want my real bacon! Did I mention the size 2 thing?
It depends, PG –
What kind of life insurance policy do you have on her?
What is your community property worth right now?
In that case, beasn, I am a master teacher. I’ve been not having sex with her in much the same way that mare has not been meeting any of us.
That tifw is one analytical muhfuck, ehh? Cuts right to the chase, she does……
Since when are Ewoks “Bad@ss”? Whoever wrote that is probably down with Greedo shooting first.
You’re welcome, PG….. :P
Whoever wrote that is probably down with Greedo shooting first.
Total heresy.
Turkey is meant to be wrapped in bacon, not made into bacon. Doin’ it ‘rong.
*reminds self to buy bacon for turkey roast on Saturday*
This story…The kid was 15 and in the 8th grade?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/04/police-shoot-kill-armed-teenager-in-texas-school/?test=latestnews
I’ve been not having sex with her in much the same way that mare has not been meeting any of us.
hee hee heeee
I knew you would say that.
Size 2?
*thud*
Mr Car in all psyched about having a meet up here.
When do you guys think? August? Late July?
I am a size two.
Must hate you now.
Me and my size 4s. Grr.
Turkey bacon is just blah, I replaced ground beef with Turkey for taco’s and chili and that is fine but not for bacon
sohos, there was a 16 year old in my 8th grade class. Total pot head – most likely had a learning disability – but would beat your ass if you mentioned it.
He didn’t go on to high school, got a job at a neighborhood gas station, impregnated his girlfriend, who was 15 in 8th grade (she flunked the 6th grade), a year after grade school.
Sohos, that happened near my hometown. From reports I hear, the police were totally justified.
My mom started making her chili with ground turkey, and I wouldn’t have known the difference if she hadn’t told me.
Me and my size 4s. Grr.
You’re a size four? Snot.
Carin – Grandbaby is due in June. . .just sayin.
6.5 mile run and salad for dinner.
and still a size FOUR.
Yes, size 4.
women’s sizes make no sense. stop me if you’ve heard it.
men’s sizes are related to units of measure. A 17-35 shirt is a 17 inch neck and a 35 inch sleeve. 38-31 jeans? I’m fat, and short. Inches again. Size 3 underpants?
I’m sure I don’t need to explain this personal shortcoming.
But women. 2? 4? 10? 10 whats? centimeters? furlongs? WTF is a 10? And don’t even get me started on “an 8 from this company is not like an 8 from that company”.
It’s crazy I tell you.
Lauraw says June will be too cold.
I mean, cripes, it’s not as if you can’t come back an see the baby AGAIN. I’m thinking anytime after June should be good.
Running is making you fat.
Car in you are not a size 4!?!
I would have guessed a 0/1
6.5 mile run and salad for dinner.
and still a size FOUR.
Quitcherbitchin, you get any smaller, I’ll fly up there and force feed you my homemade gooey butter cake.
*shifts size 8 lumpiness in my chair*
I would have guessed a 0/1
well, you *had* been drinking ;) lol
smooch
It’s an inverse proportion thing Dave, I think. Tens wear size one or something. I think.
SIZE 4 IS SMALL.
Really she is a toothpick. Like Cathy only Cathy has boobs!
Dave, men’s pants have started “vanity sizing”. Before I started getting in shape, I measured my waist — as in where my pants actually rested — at 42″. My jeans were either “36” (Eddie Bauer) or “38” (Levi).
I find it interesting that no-one has realized that the SEAL that ‘Punched-Out’ douche-bag Jessie “Jessie” Ventura was MCPOs kin, Chris Kyle! That made me all kinds of smile…
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Quitcherbitchin, you get any smaller, I’ll fly up there and force feed you my homemade gooey butter cake.
*shifts size 8 lumpiness in my chair*
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OH PLEASE. do not believe a word this liar is saying.
I don’t think I would look right as a size 4. My head is too big. I might fall over.
DiT I hear you. Women’s sizes are insane. That is why I prefer shopping in the kids departments.
No F***way Beasn is a 8 she is Car in’s twin!
women’s sizes make no sense.
Dave, WOMEN make no sense to men, so why should their sizes be any different?
Like Cathy only Cathy has boobs!
*sobs
was MCPOs kin
No shit?
another appropriate avatar comment ^
bahaa haa
the SEAL that ‘Punched-Out’ douche-bag Jessie “Jessie” Ventura was MCPOs kin, Chris Kyle!
I’ve been gone from here a while, so I didn’t know! That’s AWESOME!!
Sorry Car in, I like small boobs.
Like Cathy only Cathy has boobs!
*whimpers*
*pulls down pants*
*checks label*
*yes, I really did*
8 medium
I’m telling you that a large head and skinny arms are great camouflage. Though I am an inch or two taller than Miss Petiteness.
We covered this the other day, I brought the book up and Chief filled us in.
IT’s too cool.
How close of kin?
Sorry Car in, I like small boobs.
Yea! Who likes that extra plumpness …swinging around … always getting in the way …
not me.
Nope.
*searches archives for Small Boob Friday
It’s his cousin’s son.
Chief mentioned that the other day when people started talking about his new book.
A size 2 is equal to an old school size 6. Lots of vanity sizing taking place. Low rise takes a whole size off as well
Try finding a 28/36 in the store.
beasn is wonderfully proportioned.
Hubby called movie night. G’night Hotsnausages
the SEAL that ‘Punched-Out’ douche-bag Jessie “Jessie” Ventura was MCPOs kin, Chris Kyle!
And therein lays the reason that MCPO wore red stripes as an SCPO.
Try finding a 28/36 in the store.
Yep…that’s a bitch. Son is 28/34, and I can never find any jeans for him.
G’night, Osita!!
I am philosophically opposed to low-rise pants. Mostly because they make a woman’s ass look terrible.
*searches archives for Small Boob Friday
Only happened once, sadly, though I’m probably going to start a Monday tradition very soon.
I buy Hanes for Mr. RFH and Fruit of the Loom for Rocketboy because they are the exact same size. Mr. RFH is annoyed that I didn’t do the same with pants, so he ends up with all the 32-36 jeans with holes in them.
If size 2 = old school 6, then I’m a fatty.
*ponders when to make cinnamon rolls*
You are correct Car in, and don’t know the half of it!
I don’t know much about vanity sizing – but I do not at costco the size small things are often a 6. Too big.
When they carry clothes, they only carry size 6 an up.
I think part of it is that women have changed. Often, if they are smaller they are more fit. I probably couldn’t wear a woman’s dress with my shoulders. In a dress from the 50s or something. My legs too are very muscular. My butt, of course.
I get that women are heavier, but they are also – at times – more fitter. I don’t have a small shoulders or chest.
I haven’t bought underwear in close to 10 years. It’s complicated.
MJ and Car in?
My size 10’s are now baggy. Got into an 8 and hopefully will be wearing them comfortably in the next few weeks. I was a 4 and weighed 130 when Count and I got together. 4 for me is too skinny. 8 is curvy but not fat. I am working towards a 6.
Wranglers haven’t changed sizes in the last 20 years. The 38’s I couldn’t get in to in the early ninties, I still can’t get in to.
Jewstin, I can send you some hand-me-down 30/36’s.
Yeah, it took decades, but women finally started lifting weights sometimes.
Yeah, the cops were justified. He had several chances to put the damn gun down. Idiot. Also hundreds of students from Counts’ high school (Lake) the bad one, cheated on an English test and they are sooooo busted hahahahaha
When I am fit, I look like this –>
http://tinyurl.com/83oaxcv
Sohos I put on a 38 this week, and another 38 today with confidence.
*down from 40*
Yea!
Aggie, I may have some 28/34’s for your boy.
I’ll bet SoHoS looks marvelous as a size 8!
http://tinyurl.com/83rgpre
heya guys, if yall are in a prayer mood please say a few for me, i have a horrible stomach virus or something even nastier im going to take some time off, if yall wanna call and cheer me up ill send you my number
Okay, time for pig doodie. Noone pants their poop.
I’m not about to confess what size I am, except that it’s not a 2, 4, 6, 8, or 10.
My problem with jeans is my waist is so much smaller than my hips/ass so low waist pants just look hysterical on me. I did get a pair that are mid-rise. They fit great and cover my tramp stamp but don’t look at all like “Mom Jeans”
Roamy, I would love them if you do. Also, I have a gift for you, so if you could send me your addy? Thanks :D
Hope you feel better fast, WPD.
thanks roamy
Hope you feel better fast, WPD.
Seconded.
Roamy I got as high as a 16 when I was dealing with all the leg surgeries. When I met all the hostages I was a 14
Speaking of doodie, I sure hope you feel better soon wp. Make sure you are getting lots of fluids/electrolytes.
Pass any number along to someone here who has admin rights.
*hugs*
Hang in there WPD
WP – Sounds like you’ve got that flu bug that’s been going around. Man, I hope you get better SOON!
WP, I hope it’s nothing serious, and I pray for a quick recovery for you.
Kill that bug, Krow, and feel better fast.
When I met all the hostages I was a 14
And you still looked as hot a black pickup in August!
That is great Vmax!!!!! Feel better WP
I will second that Master Chief!
thanks guys
I may take you up on that Roamy. I always end up buying the 30/36 because it’s the closest fit I can find. I have two pairs of jeans and the work pair are in danger of falling apart.
sohos luvres mcpo
Prayers for WP!!!! Get better.
beasn check your email
MCPO ♥s SoHoS!
Hope you feel better soon, WP!
And I wear a size 2, also –
2XL…… :P
I hope you feel better soon, wpd.
Dunn, have some mint tea and a good sleep. You’ll feel much better.
the worst thing is i am exiled from Little Visitor, she is in day care until i get better
Heh Tif, you and me both.
trese, im a 2x plus 3
Well, if it’s what’s been going around lately, you aren’t going to WANT LV around for a while.
Of course, she’s probably already been exposed to the germs….
i dont even want the SO around, im grouchy and pissy
Calling it a night, Sissy and I are turning the fireplace on. It is not as cold as last night.
G’night, Vmax!
night yall, gonna go yell at the paultards
goodnight sweet vman
G’night, WP!!
Chief,
Red stripes / Gold stripes? WTF, O?
I’m an old cannon-cocker and don’t know about Navy rank insignia.
XBrad Family Theater- Part II
Act I
XMom: Will you burn copies of these two CDs of my water aerobics for me?
XBrad: Sure.
**XBrad begins ripping proccess**
XBrad: You realize these discs are identical?
XMom: No, they’re different. They have two differnt workouts on thenm.
XBrad: Oh? They’re both the exact same length of time, and both have the exact same data size.
XMom: No, they’re different.
/end Act I
Act II
XMom: The discs you burned are identical!
XBrad: Well, that’s how burning CDs works- they make identical copies.
XMom: No, I mean, both discs you burned are identical to one another!
XBrad: …
Bedtime. Rest well.
Thanks, Brad. I needed the laugh :D
*pushes an anvil off the cliff onto Xbrad, out of pity*
poor baby. Nighty night Leon
ChrisPy – One must have 12 years consecutive of good conduct (no article 15). I didn’t have that until a year before I made Master Chief. I used to have a temper.
Ted,
“I used to have a temper.”
You’re kidding, right? You, the easy going, loved by everyone teddy bear, with a temper? I’m not buyin’ it.
That would be like Rosetta having a temper.
Not gonna happen…
FYI, there’s a shitload more XBrad Family Theater scripts still in the writing room, I’m just too lazy to finish ’em all up. It’s been a banner day.
*gives Brad a chewy brownie*
ChrisPy – HA! Yeah, as even-tempered as a pissed-off wolverine.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
http://tinyurl.com/75qlngm
Allergies are winning tonight.
Sweet dreams all.
G’night, Cyn. Glad you got to see me!
G’night Cyn!
Wow. Slow night here.
So, recipes, weather or cover songs, what’llitbe?
Time for the TiFWs to call it a night, as well –
Sweet dreams, all ♥
G’night, Teresa!
Brad, dance like a newly genetically cloned monkey!
I don’t dance.
the closest I get to dancing is paying $20 for a lap dance.
**tosses $20 at XBrad.
hang on a sec, let me find the right song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN0y8f2rftc
Ok, start dancing, Brad…we are waiting :D
There’s a song?
That movie is hilarious
Ok, the song without the Full Monty bit. I was just trying to help you out with the moves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdEhvuNxV8
Best Lap Dance Evah?
Probably Mercedes at T&T’s in Colorado Springs.
There were cartwheels.
Thought a lap dance was supposed to actually be in your lap?
Artistic license.
Some places don’t allow contact, some are a bit more… libertine.
some are a bit more… libertine.
Yeah, I remeber going to a “libertine” place in Vicenza. Oy…
I remember dating an exotic dancer for about 8 months. She made a boatload of money!
I had a boss that frequented the strip clubs. One lap dancer used lipstick on him, so he was frantically looking for another pair of pants before going home.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Yeah, Aggie, his usual cover story was that he was “working late”.
Connie was a hottie.
Wasn’t she also one of the first celebrities to admit being raped?
Why lie about it?
Times were different back then, MCPO.
Back then, no one talked about that stuff you were doing in the paint locker.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/6lnruhs
Hahahahahaa.
G’night.
Quitter.
http://9gag.com/gag/927262
Evening Citizens, here for another lovely ‘graveyard’ shift.
Already tired and I just logged in at work. Gonna be a long night.
PHAT!!
Long time, man! How’s my favorite trash hauler?
Hi phat! Fly anything cool lately?
One pissed off woman
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/tiger-woods-ex-wife-bulldozes-12-million-home-232405259.html
Good night, my friends.
**leaves a shot of whiskey for XBrad, a thermos of coffee for phat, and a diet Dr. Pepper for Sean.
Well, Phat just blew us off.
That hurts.
**drinks shot of whiskey**
And with that, good night.
Nope, flying a desk at the airlift command/control center until I retire in a few months.
Probably done flying for the USAF.
xbrad, not blowing anyone off, just at work and sadly sober :(
Drinking when I get off shift at 0630 am seems weird.
I do it, but it seems weird walking the phatspawn to the bus stop with a beer in my hand.
*gulps Diet Dr Pepper*
Thanks, roamy!
Hey, phat.
Good morning Sean! How were the holidays?
Did you make it through ok?
So far the only benefit of working midnights is getting to watch Craig Ferguson and RedEye.
Why is Leno still on and Ferguson has the crap time slot?
Phat.
S’up?
Sean,
Check out Ferguson’s auto bio ‘American by Choice’. It deals in depth with his recovery.
BiW,
The usual BS on night shift. It may be dead here in the Illinois cornfields, but it’s daylight in Afghanstan and we got missions that need to move.
I made it through the holidays just fine. It was probably the best Christmas I’ve had since I was a kid. I stayed home on NYE and hung out here with some of the Hostage wimmens.
I’ll check out that book. I’ve always liked Ferguson. His movie, “The Big Tease,” is underrated.
Better move ’em before Jugears grounds them as part of his budget cuts.
Agree on his movie. His novel is good as well: ‘Between the bridge and the River’. Mistake on his autobio it’s ‘American on Purpose’.
Glad to hear your holidays went well!
Yeah, I have to debate if I want to hold off on retiring in the hope I can get someone else’s signature on my Retirement orders.
Here’s hoping we’ll be celebrating your retirement a little more than a year from now.
My plan to have Pres Perry’s signature on my paperwork is working as well as I’d hoped.
oops: ‘ISN’T’ working as well as I’d hoped.
USAF Pilot, successful gov, no chick problems. I thought he as a shoe-in. Then he went full retard. In the immortal words of Kirk Lazurus, ‘You never go full retard.’
Oops.
(Sorry. I just couldn’t help myself.)
OT, but my new favorite name is contained in this article…
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20120104/D9S254G82.html
Kourtney?
Think more along the lines of Hostages heroes like Ed Balls, Dick Pole, and Richard Poon.
I got it, just being willfully dense.
The dude’s first name needs to be ‘Richard’.
Awright, time for bed. G’night.
wakey wakey
Sadly, still at work.
2 hours left on my shift…
wakey wakey pt2
30 min left, then have the rest of the weekend off.
Mrs. Phat will be off at a ‘scrapbooking retreat’ at a nunnery in Ruma, Il. Seriously. It’s a nunnery/convention center. Probably not the best choice for the next Hostage gathering.
http://www.adorers.org/ruma_center.html
I plan on wresting my body clock back to normal, hanging out with the phatspawn and delving into Skyrim.
Any interesting/depraved weekend plans out in hostage land?
I’m planning to sleep a lot this weekend, or at least move slowly. I’m seriously sore. I’m finally doing my 30 days without milk or cheese, and it’s making a big impact on my recovery.
That or 20 total minutes of conditioning work this week has done what 3+ hours of barbell training usually doesn’t.
I plan on scrapbooking too, phat :D
You doing “that thingie” I can’t remember the name of Leon?
I had a pretty good week of working out I haven’t taken a complete day off since Jan 31, although one day I only did 30 min of cardio (so that’s kinda a day off). I’m on track for all my weights, sit-ups this week. Ran a decent amount (three times – which for winter is fine).
I did come up with a resolution for this year – I’m going to organize all my online photos. Already started this morning (at 4 am, yes). I did go back to sleep at 5 or so. but I’ve been busy all morning. Deleting crappy shots, backing up, etc.
Lion is ready to be installed as soon as this is all backed up.
I don’t think I could scrapbook. I’m too disorganized at this point.
But, I really want to find someone who can convert all my old videos to DVD or something.
Leon, if something happens to you in your car on the way to work – DO NOT GET OUT.
Call me. I’ll come get you.
We’ve had two fatalities in the last two days of people with car trouble on freeways.
Did Tabatas on Tuesday, Car in. They left me in a coughing fit. Skipped them and just did a bunch of farmer’s walks yesterday.
Ordinarily both of these are real rest days, so it might just be that it’s extra work.
When I do a lot of my lifting – my heart rate gets way up there. 150. Do you do mountain climbers or anything like that?
Good morning coolios.
We’ve had two fatalities in the last two days of people with car trouble on freeways.
Holyshit. I hope you two drive armed. I’m not kidding.
Not normally, but Tuesday was 8 rounds of:
thrusters with 20 lb dumbbells
mountain climbers
dumbbell swings with a 25 lb
squat thrusts
And yeah, I get plenty of “cardio” during my weightlifting. I don’t normally hyperventilate, though, and I found myself doing that during the tabata.
If I drive armed I can’t park at work. They might not notice if I start bringing my baton, though.
No locking of a handgun in your glovebox even?
Legal or not (I have no idea in MI), as a woman, I’d take the legal risk.
They haven’t been shot, and they both weren’t in Detroit. On guy was hit while changing a tire, and another was hit as he was walking away from his car which had broken down.
This copying pictures thing is taking forEVER.
It’s legal to carry unloaded and securely encase, anything else requires a CCW. So load it “in a hurry” if you need to.
Work time. Grabbing the baton.
Maybe you were going too hard?
Skipping the baton. Cars don’t care if you hit them, you have to wrassle them into submission.
Maybe you were going too hard?
Probably.
my heart rate gets way up there. 150.
Amateur.
Ahhh… hit OUTSIDE their cars. Yeah, that’s bad but I’m glad it’s not some whacked out shooter.
Maybe you were going too hard?
*snickers and giggles*
*clears throat in adult fashion*
Sorry.
Do you do mountain climbers or anything like that?
I think mostly small farm animals.
I’m glad I’ve provided you all an opportunity for such mirth this morning.
I chuckled. Slightly.
Don’t think I am organized in any way, Carin. I have a hellacious mess in my work area. Ok, in my house in general. I enjoy the scrapbooking thing because I like prettifying pics. I also need to put then on DVDs.
Mother Pupster put together 3 scrapbooks for me as a document of my childhood. She had papers and notes and cards I made in grade school, and she put captions on a bunch of pictures in chronological order.
It is amazing that she remembers pretty much everything wrong, or I do.
MJ – I downloaded my first Deadmou5 song yesterday and tried it for running.
not bad.
I did not get the scrapbooking gene. But I do keep a lot of stuff that the boys have done.
I guess I also walked around without a shirt on for most of my teen years.
/Jewstin
Killing time until dental appointment. Scott is opening the store for me.
There’s a murder of crows pacing around my yard. Wonder what they’re picking up.
Earlier:
W Homestead Family Theater
Scott: (from downstairs) This is gonna suck. Stupid dentist.
~a brief silence ensues~
Laura: (suddenly, yelling downstairs) Hey! Be nice to my customers!
Scott: (laughs)
Laura: Say good morning! And DON’T GLARE at them!
Scott: (mutters something, exits house)
Laura: Shit.
LC,
My wife is BEYOND organized. I joke that she has CDO disorder (It’s like OCD, only in alphabetical order).
I’m a military guy, so it doesn’t bother me at all. A poor noob civilian? I would pity the fool.
I spent four years folding my underwear 6″ x 6″ and my undershirts 11″ x 6″ in college (Air Force Academy), so I’m a bit used to anal-retentiveness that serves dubious purposes.
If you go into the store and he’s not standing on the counter taking a leak, I’m calling that a win.
Damn, I wish I had that disorder, phat :D
This will get Mare’s blood flowing this morning
http://www.neptunuslex.com/2012/01/05/really/
SCOAMF indeed
You should call him from the dentist and tell them emergency work is needed and you’ll be out all day.
I don’t have the disorder either, Aggie. My husband says I’m more creative – that’s my strength.
I think he just says that because he loves me.
Of course – I do have 5 children. If I was anal, I’d have to be on crack to keep up.
I am not unlocking the door.
I do have 5 children. If I was anal, I’d have to be on crack to keep up.
And I wish I also had that excuse.
Was due for an oil change. Found an animal nest under the hood. Might be why the heat died.
Nope. Still no heat. Got the nest out though.
Okay, now to work.
Scott, if you ask a customer if they would like to fukksize their order I’ll pay the for the medical bills after laura throws you down the cellar stairs.
They’re really nice people, my customers. Scott doesn’t mean to glare, but when they walk in he seems to expect them to just pipe up and tell him what they need. So he just…stares at them. Waiting.
And *they* were expecting someone to ask them what they need, or you know, to say good morning, so they stare back. This exchange continues. Eventually the customers are crushing their goods protectively to their chests and whimpering pitifully for the bad man to stop scaring them.
That’s when I run into the room and rescue them.
But I can’t right now. Because I’m not there.
I’ll hear the stories next week about ‘that man that was here.’
Of course – I do have 5 children. If I was anal, I’d have to be on crack to keep up.
If you were anal you wouldn’t have 5 children.
Classic chicken – egg argument.
Again. I leave low lying fruit.
It’s my own damn fault.
I vow never to get this far behind in backing up my pictures.
ARG. all morning this is taking.
I’m up to 2008. I’ve already done 2009 – but then I’ve got ’10 and ’11.
Goodnight ladies!
Off to bed.
See you later this afternoon.
Fish Fry tonight! I love living in a heavily Catholic village.
>> So he just…stares at them. Waiting.
At that moment I would pay one meelyun quatloos if he would say “What the fuck do you want?”
Either that or just leaned forward and gave em a Snidely Whiplash eveel laugh.
Vman’s link just completely pissed me off!
What is going on in the friggen WH? What do we get out of giving the Russian’s our SM-3 data?
I don’t understand anything anymore.
I’m going to kick Vman’s ass for linking that before my second cup of coffee.
“What the fuck do you want?”
THAT’S THE LOOK HE’S GIVING.
And I can’t believe you mentioned Snidely Whiplash. I almost used him in an email this morning.
You must be psychotic!
heater guy will be here in a minute.
*practices Scott stare
Scott,
When a customer walks in, don’t say anything.
Just walk around behind them and bolt the door.
>> You must be psychotic!
Nyah ah ahhh!
Carin, you have a Mac. Use Time Machine. It does it for you. Every hour.
What do we get out of giving the Russian’s our SM-3 data?
A faster, easier way to surrender without the hassle.
I picture Scott AS HIS AVATAR, staring at people as they walk in.
The whole thing is idiotic:
http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/05/david-brooks-obama-is-certainly-more-liberal-than-i-thought-he-was/
Read this paragraph and try not to puke. F’ing assholes, all of them.
Just days before President Barack Obama was sworn into the the presidency, Washington Post columnist George Will hosted a party attended by several prominent conservative pundits — CNBC’s Larry Kudlow, Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer, Wall Street Journal editorial page editor Paul Gigot and New York Times columnist David Brooks, among others.
Brooks’ apparent impression after that party was that Obama was “a Burkean” — and not a strict ideologue — who understood the “organic nature of change.”
Those are just the type of parties that sell out the country.
They all determined that Obama was “a Burkean.”
THANK GOD we have them to do that for us…..and write about it Nationally.
And wait, what???? They were all fricking wrong? We the peasants were right? WHAT? How can that be? We are stupid and they are smart!
“Yeah, I still like him — admire him personally,”—–Brooks (who obviously wants to slip Obama out of those perfectly creased pants)
Did Laura Ingraham have the smarts to simply ask, “why?”
*slips Mare some thorazine*
I remember that party. Elitists come in all stripes.
Oh and do any of you consider those party goers spokesmen for conservatives? I don’t, Will included. He goes off the rails A LOT.
fukksize
caucus
dickslippers
nipple
Almost ready to update to lion.
Oh yeah. nipple
Make sure your shit’s backed up.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, animals that make me laugh…..calming…much better
why are yall’s comments in duplicate?
I fuggin’ had a cup of fuggin’ coffee this morning, fug yeah!!!!
wow they just fixed themselves. I guess I need to lay off the crack
Stupid humans:
http://tinyurl.com/7nnv2u4
Gml, how does your stomach feel?
Hey GML! Feeling ok?
So far, all is well. Stopping at one cup took some kind of jedi mind trick on myself, but so far so good.
Here’s a photo at HotBride’s from last summer:
Well I can’t read anything at Maggie’s Farm…too depressing. And I can’t go to Drudge….too depressing, so I’ll link a picture of Cindy Crawford’s face and her obsession with botox and fillers (cheek and lips):
http://tinyurl.com/7g2nze8
She’s very pretty even now, but anyone who thinks that is natural has more holes in their head then they should. This is the first picture I’ve seen of her where she kind of doesn’t look like herself.
L to R: Dit, HS and Wiser
HA!
Wow…. she doesn’t look anything like her, Mare.
*scrolls down and sees Madonna*
*stabs eyes*
Ah, you’re missing two.
Tell me that isn’t a boy.
Yeah, Aggie, she’s really starting to change her bone structure (with padding over it) she looks different. She sells a boat load of her face creams but it’s disingenuous, she has more procedures done than most. Microdermabrasion and peels and laser lifts I think.
Hope Carin didn’t fuxxor her computer.
We haven’t got a help message from the iCarin account yet, so it’s probably still good.
http://www.rubio.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/press-releases?ID=e55fb2da-b24b-43d8-a0e0-44840d006381
GAH! Kerrie Marie is beautiful compared to Crawford.
Don’t scroll down on that page, Cyn. I’m just sayin.
“Both Chaz Bono (left) and Rajee Narinesingh (right) are members of the transgender community. Some are afraid to go to a doctor for fear of discrimination or ridicule”
http://tinyurl.com/7mskkrs
Yeah… The reason people ridicule Rajee is because she is a member of the transgender community…….
Too late Jay. Eyes already stabbed. I used a screen reader to hear your belated warning. Thanks.
AAAAEEEEE! Why you gotta do that so early in the morning wiser?!
I am now looking forward to BBF to cleanse the palate.
Let’s hope, Cyn. i can’t take Chas Bono, or Rajee.
Hell, even I’m looking forward to BBF. Anything to take my mind off of Obama’s tear down of the US…he’s got to screw us over big just in case he loses the election.
I hope BBF is really big, really fat and really ugly…fun!
Someone should set those bitches on fire.
We’re gonna need a new poat before then though; this one’s slower than Rosetta checking his email.
Yeah, I’ll try and adjust my attitude on the new post….no promises.
Looking at those pics Wiser just posted has had an intense affect on my already troubled stomach.
*kicks Wiser in his ancestry*
“Someone should set those bitches on fire.”
That made me laugh, thanks!
The DOJ says that we can’t require ID to prove that someone is eligible to vote, but it’s perfectly OK for the DHS to unlawfully ask for ID BEFORE people enter a building that their tax dollars pay for, to receive benefits that they have already paid for:
http://is.gd/8KrUo4
Nice Reich you boys are running up there, Barry……
Emergency new high speed poat is up and running.