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BBF

Good afternoon PigDogs. My wife is the most disgusting person in the world. I like Deadmau5, which is weird electronic music, so she emailed this picture to me. BARF!

Today’s song is a long distance dedication to a really tough guy.

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This week’s BBF model is a svelte young thing, born in 1988 (does quick math, carries the two, divides by zero) from the sunny land of England. She went to school to be a beauty something-or-other but decided it was easier to show tweedle-huge and tweedle-huger for a few quid. Please welcome Leanne Crow!

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If you are smart, you studied last night to prepare for today’s quiz.  If you are really smart, you spent last night trying to get into Sheryl’s underpants, and have taken a seat next to the Asian kid. Please fill in the circles on your Scantron™ completely. When in doubt, use ‘B’.

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1307– William Tell shoots an apple off his son’s head.

1883– American and Canadian railroads institute five standard continental time zones ending the confusion of thousands of local times.

1905– Prince Carl of Denmark becomes King Haakon VII of Norway.

1918– Latvia declares its independence from Russia.

1926– George Bernard Shaw refuses to accept the money for his Nobel Prize saying, “I can forgive Alfred Nobel for inventing dynamite but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize“.

1940 – New York City’s “Mad Bomber” George Metesky places his first bomb at a Manhattan office building used by ConEd.

1963– The first push button telephone goes into service.

1988– War on Drugs: U.S. President Ronald Reagan signs a bill into law allowing the death penalty for drug traffickers.

1991 – After an 87-day siege the Croatian city of Vukovar capitulates to the besieging Yugoslav People’s Army and allied Serb paramilitary forces.

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We are having a bunch of friends over for dinner, and will probably get intoxishitfaced.  If you are in the neighborhood, please stop by.  What are you doing this weekend?  Sounds nice.

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November 18, 2011
Categories: bacon, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, Ed Balls, Holidays, Joke thread, Old Person, pets, shut your whore mouth, truther, YOU WISH, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ (k/k-style)

433 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 3:22 pm

    BIG BOOBS!

    *Claps like RA-tard.

  2. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 3:27 pm

    Good god: Look at those split ends. And black fingernail polish??

    Eeesh.

  3. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 3:30 pm

    Rich in 3…2…

  4. Comment by Cathy on November 18, 2011 3:33 pm

    Good god: Look at those split ends. And black fingernail polish??

    Eeesh.

    …and the teeth could use some work, just sayin’

  5. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 3:33 pm

    //fills in for Rich//

    Niiiicccceee.

  6. Comment by Cathy on November 18, 2011 3:36 pm

    BBF girl has to have back problems…

    No thanks.

  7. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 3:36 pm

    CATHY!!!

    How YOU doin’?

  8. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 3:37 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/7gq6fxq

  9. Comment by Cathy on November 18, 2011 3:38 pm

    CATHY!!!

    How YOU doin’?

    Thanks for asking, Xbrad. Doing okay. Had surgery yesterday and am on some pretty heavy meds. Probably should be napping right now, but… me and my sore butt are here instead.

    How are you Sweet Brad?

  10. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 3:41 pm

    A mother told Local 6 News that she’s worried her son might say the bad word.

    “I don’t want him repeating what’s on there,” she said.

    Honey, if you’re letting your boy play with talking baby dolls, you have more to worry about than his vocabulary.

    http://tinyurl.com/d3fwmcv

  11. Comment by composmentis on November 18, 2011 3:43 pm

    I’d like to use those to keep my ears warm.

  12. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 3:44 pm

    You finally got around to that sex change surgery?

    I’m well. Been planting stuff in the yard for dear old mom.

    I hate planting stuff.

    It usually dies. Of course, that might have something to do with the fact that WE LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!!!!

  13. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 3:46 pm

    Nice job on the poat MJ. It does not utterly suck.

  14. Comment by Cathy on November 18, 2011 3:47 pm

    Brad, maybe your mom just wants you outside planting stuff and bending over for the passers-by.

  15. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 3:47 pm

    Oh, and I want to know where she picked up that sequined camisole. Squeeee!

  16. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 3:48 pm

    Brad, maybe your mom just wants you out side planting stuff and bending over for the passers-by.

    FTFY

  17. Comment by Cathy on November 18, 2011 3:48 pm

    I’d like to use those to keep my ears warm.

    *pictures Compos with two of the cursing dolls held up to his ears*

    Um. Okay.

  18. Comment by composmentis on November 18, 2011 3:52 pm

    *pictures Compos with two of the cursing dolls held up to his ears*

    I was talking about the boobies, stupid woman.

  19. Comment by Cathy on November 18, 2011 3:52 pm

    Thinking of going red.

    Anybody wanna throw in their 2-cents worth?

  20. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 3:54 pm

    You’ll have to change your personality to a crazy bitch to pull off the ginger look.

  21. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 3:54 pm

    Red is good. And you can probably get a good price for your soul.

  22. Comment by composmentis on November 18, 2011 3:55 pm

    Anybody wanna throw in their 2-cents worth?

    Light brown with highlights for you, pretty lady.

  23. Comment by count on November 18, 2011 3:56 pm

    mad rack……well done mj

  24. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 3:56 pm

    Doesn’t matter. You’re hot. And you make good pie.

  25. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 3:58 pm

    Go for it Cath! You’ll be even hawter.

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 18, 2011 4:00 pm

    And you make good pie.

    Now I’m hungry for pecan pie (which was wonderful, thanks Cathy!).

    Hope the surgery went well, and you are back up and at it in no time! Get well soon!

  27. Comment by Vmaximus on November 18, 2011 4:00 pm

    Anybody wanna throw in their 2-cents worth?
    Cathy = hot
    Redhead Cathy = Insanely Hot

  28. Comment by Cathy on November 18, 2011 4:01 pm

    You’ll have to change your personality to a crazy bitch to pull off the ginger look.

    Great idea, Hotness. Just ordered the online video series…

    Crazy Redheaded Bitch Solutions™

  29. Comment by Cathy on November 18, 2011 4:03 pm

    Thanks folks.

    *does happy dance*

    …and I’m feeling my pain meds and need to go lie down.

    Good being here. Hugs all.

  30. Comment by eddiebear (@eddiebear) on November 18, 2011 4:03 pm

    http://twitter.com/#!/eddiebear/status/137636760321662976

  31. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 4:03 pm

  32. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 4:05 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/7ytsvs4

  33. Comment by Car in on November 18, 2011 4:09 pm

    That reminds me about that pie … omg, I don’t even like pecan pie.

  34. Comment by Car in on November 18, 2011 4:09 pm

    I’d kill Rosetta for that recipe.

  35. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 18, 2011 4:09 pm

    How’s the ghetto bar, Hotspur? I won’t be drinking until after Iowa State gets thumped by Oklahoma State tonight. Could be a late one.

  36. Comment by Car in on November 18, 2011 4:10 pm

    Where’s Rich?

  37. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 4:13 pm

    Ghee isn’t here to send him the text message, Carin. That must be it.

  38. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 4:13 pm

    Imma steal that, Hotspur.

  39. Comment by Car in on November 18, 2011 4:14 pm

    It’s just not BBF until Rich shows up.

  40. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 4:17 pm

    Could be a late one.

    Go Pokes!

  41. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 4:17 pm

    We’re still talking about basketball right?

  42. Comment by Pupster on November 18, 2011 4:18 pm

    Jay – Is this your guy?

  43. Comment by Pupster on November 18, 2011 4:20 pm

    What the HELL is that NOISE?

    http://tinyurl.com/7txyayg

  44. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 4:21 pm

    I’d kill Rosetta for that recipe.

    L to R: Rosetta, Car In

    http://tinyurl.com/6gjqes

  45. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 4:22 pm

    Brewfan is an ass. Look what he did

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGq8hIBuhQ&feature=player_embedded

  46. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 4:22 pm

    Did you read the most recent comment on that punch video?

    “She deserved it for being a woman”

    Hahahahahahaha.

    Stupid women.

  47. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 4:23 pm

    Hahahaha

    Tingles gets a can o’ whoopass opened up on him.

    http://tinyurl.com/6mojku7

  48. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 4:24 pm

    MOM!! BREWFAN HATES CUTE LITTLE GIRLS!!

  49. Comment by wiserRich on November 18, 2011 4:28 pm

    She was much better looking in the 1st two pics, but still…. nice…..

  50. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 4:29 pm

    Did you see the second top comment in the little girl video? HAHAHA!

    *denounces self*

  51. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 4:30 pm

    The more you know.

    http://tinyurl.com/7rhj2xo

  52. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 18, 2011 4:34 pm

    Jay – Is this your guy?

    That’s him, Pupster! That one was against Texas A&M. Some people tried to get pissed about it, but most fans just blew it off. He’s a character, and he’s done a pretty good job here. Lots better than the last coach did here (Chizik).

  53. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 18, 2011 4:37 pm

    We’re still talking about basketball right?

    Football tonight, the ESPN Friday game. Smack in the middle of high school state finals.

  54. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 4:39 pm

    Sorry about posting the Larry Elder audio. I didn’t realize it was already at Ace’s. I got it on Titter.

  55. Comment by wiserbud on November 18, 2011 4:41 pm

    Sorry about posting the Larry Elder audio. I didn’t realize it was already at Ace’s. I got it on Titter.

    It’s hilarious how angry Matthews gets when Larry does to him what Chris does to every single one of his less-than-liberal guests.

  56. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 4:42 pm

    Damn, what Scott and Laura did to that cat was just awful.

    And by awful, I mean awesome!

  57. Comment by GMLand on November 18, 2011 4:42 pm

    *Texts Rich*

    he should be here any minute now.

  58. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 4:55 pm

    She has boobs you can push in with your fists….

    *thinks thoughts*

  59. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 18, 2011 4:56 pm

    Obama just sent me an email:

    Jay —

    I know I don’t usually send you emails, but Joe has a birthday coming up this Sunday, and I’m trying something new.

    The First Family and I are putting together a special card for him, and we’d like as many supporters of this campaign as possible to add their names and messages for Joe.

    Because the year ahead is going to be a big one — not just for Joe and me, but for all of us. We’ve all got some work to do.

    So help us make this birthday a memorable one for Joe. Add your names, and, if you like, your own notes and well-wishes for the year ahead:

    I can forward it to ya, if you want. I know how fond of Joe everyone is.

  60. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 18, 2011 4:57 pm

    And with that, I’m off. Have fun! Time to make pizza for thousands!

  61. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 5:00 pm

    Oh, there’s a message or two I’d like to give to Joe.

  62. Comment by Vmaximus on November 18, 2011 5:12 pm

    Cyn Kilt it

  63. Comment by wiserbud on November 18, 2011 5:15 pm

    but Joe has a birthday coming up this Sunday,

    Merry Christmas, Joe!

  64. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 5:17 pm

    Happy Birthday, Michael!

  65. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 5:18 pm

    Stand up, Joe!

  66. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 5:18 pm

    Hey Joe! Happy Mazel Tov! That’s Austrian for Happy Thanksgiving.

  67. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 5:20 pm

    Joe is going to rape everyone who signs that card.

  68. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 5:21 pm

    I could sign the card, but who’d read it to Joe?

  69. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 5:22 pm

    Well, there goes Saturday morning between 8am and 8:10am.

  70. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 5:24 pm

    BIW really likes Joe.

  71. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 5:26 pm

    Obviously an older Hostage:

    http://tinyurl.com/88au4gk

  72. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 5:28 pm

    Man, I wish Henry would comment instead of Rosetta. He seems cool.

  73. Comment by GMLand on November 18, 2011 5:34 pm

    Wiser, you heading to the dude ranch this weekend?

  74. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 5:35 pm

    Hell, I’d settle for Floyd instead of Rosetta.

  75. Comment by THE Pendejo State University on November 18, 2011 6:01 pm

    God I need a beer.

  76. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 6:05 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/86fnbdk

  77. Comment by pajama momma on November 18, 2011 6:19 pm

    Hell, I’d settle for Floyd instead of Rosetta.

    I’d settle for a piece of string.

  78. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 6:24 pm

    I’m really liking my new phone!

  79. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 6:28 pm

    What did you get MCPO?

  80. Comment by Pupster on November 18, 2011 6:29 pm

    That shirtless Biden picture…I just, I mean, I can’t, can you, is it,

    *flatline noise*

  81. Comment by BrewFan on November 18, 2011 6:30 pm

    Brewfan is an ass. Look what he did

    Bwahahahahah!!!

  82. Comment by Pupster on November 18, 2011 6:36 pm

    We are having a bunch of friends over for dinner, and will probably get intoxishitfaced.

    http://tinyurl.com/7oybefo

  83. Comment by pajama momma on November 18, 2011 6:39 pm

    Damn it. I had the chance to meet Larry Elder at the last two Republican Animals parties in L.A., but I flaked.

    I wanna see a shirtless Biden pic.

    Wha?

  84. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 6:42 pm

    Oh noes you don’t!

  85. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 6:46 pm

    It would be a good picture to stick to your fridge.
    Shirtless Ted Kennedy would be better though.

  86. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 6:47 pm

    Scott – Went for the HTC Evo 4G. The wait for an iPhone is currently 6 -8 weeks and I was without a phone.

  87. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 6:59 pm

    Really?! My choice of a ‘droid phone killed it?!

  88. Comment by BrewFan on November 18, 2011 7:00 pm

    Nope, Chief. Your choice of a ‘droid was the prudent thing to do.

  89. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 7:02 pm

    I didn’t consider an iPhone, because I hate AT&T.
    I just googled HTC Evo, it gets great reviews.

  90. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 7:11 pm

    I did notice a couple people bitching about battery life, advanced task killer will help with that.

  91. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 7:12 pm

    I’ll let you know if anyone gets humped by a dolphin. It’s fairly rare, but has happened once or twice.

    I’m making a whole tenderloin, and just picked it up from the butcher. Can. Not. Wait.

  92. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 7:12 pm

    Scott – Thanks, I’ll check it out. In 3G with the GPS turned off, it seems pretty reasonable currently.

  93. Comment by BrewFan on November 18, 2011 7:13 pm

    Verizon has iphones too but they are still overpriced/overrated imho. I swore never to buy an electronic device that required you to send it back to the factory to change the battery. wtf?

  94. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 7:14 pm

    Is AT&T bad up in the NE. Every time I’m around Boston my phone doesn’t work.

  95. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:16 pm

    Listen, Mrs Rosetta is out with friends and Henry is sleeping so everyone fucking KEEP IT DOWN!!

  96. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 7:17 pm

    Shouldn’t there be a comma between fucking and KEEP?

    *resumes fucking

  97. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 7:17 pm

    HEY ROSETTA!!!

  98. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 7:18 pm

    Nice work on the zeppelins, MJ.

  99. Comment by Pupster on November 18, 2011 7:19 pm

    Listen, Mrs Rosetta is out with friends and Henry is sleeping so everyone fucking KEEP IT DOWN!!

    I hope Mrs Rosetta told Henry to keep an eye on you before she left.

    NSFW

    http://tinyurl.com/bspqfj4

  100. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 7:20 pm

    Thanks Andy. She has 11 tits and a 3 face. Perfect BBF material.

  101. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 7:24 pm

    I bet she has cameras set up to monitor Rosetta.

    If he turns on the stove, his phone will ring.

  102. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 7:27 pm

    If you folks didn’t see this yet …

    Woohoo! Please welcome to the world Nephew No. 1, born minutes ago. (And this means I won't miss the #okstate game tonight.)

    — Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) November 18, 2011

    Dave and I met Gabe’s brother in DC. Great guy.

  103. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 7:28 pm

    Face?

  104. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 7:29 pm

    Good for Uncle Gabe!

  105. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:30 pm

    If he turns on the stove, his phone will ring.

    Hahahahaha.

    You can all fuck right off.

  106. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:32 pm

    This is 10 minutes but it’s pretty fucking funny. Ignore the topics at hand but pay attention to how the interview subject handles the interviewer and his questions.

    I want to see every GOP candidate use this strategy for every MSM interview from now on.

    http://tinyurl.com/7fwtedz

  107. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 7:33 pm

    Test my theory Rosetta, grab a pair of scissors and approach Henry.

  108. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:33 pm

    Congratulations Gabe!

  109. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:35 pm

    Test my theory Rosetta, grab a pair of scissors and approach Henry.

    No fucking way. There is a 57% chance that you’re correct and I don’t want to get in trouble and/or electrocuted via a remote Taser installed in the wall.

  110. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 7:39 pm

    I’m pretty sure that Henry is fully capable of making a vodka martini, Jaeger bomb and a Bloody Mary by now.

  111. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:44 pm

    Henry can’t make anything but dirty diapers and boogers.

    He’s like a cute OWS bum.

  112. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 7:47 pm

    >> electrocuted via a remote Taser installed in the wall.

    It’s not in the wall, it’s in the ceiling.

    Oh … uhhhh … sorry, Mrs. R.

  113. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:49 pm

    Andy, how many cans of whoop ass did the recent snow storm open up on you?

  114. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 7:50 pm

    Rosetta and Pupster have a baby:

    http://tinyurl.com/88utj4u

  115. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 7:50 pm

    She probably has all of your scissors in her purse anyway.

  116. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 7:53 pm

    Exactly 1 formerly 25-foot tall Bradford pear tree’s worth.

  117. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on November 18, 2011 7:54 pm

    I’d like to use those to keep my ears warm.

    The gravitational force would squish your head like a grape.

  118. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:54 pm

    Rosetta and Pupster have a baby:

    http://tinyurl.com/88utj4u

    I wrote this song about your link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbMS0BzOMV0

  119. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 7:57 pm

    Hey, dickweed, I’ve linked that more than two times!

  120. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:58 pm

    Most recent comment on that Doors video:

    “Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix are my favorite musicians! DAMN YOU TALENTS STOP DYING AT FUCKIN’ AGE OF 27!!!”

    http://tinyurl.com/7ot97jy

  121. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 7:59 pm

    Hey, dickweed, I’ve linked that more than two times!

    Hahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/6rulcn9

  122. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 7:59 pm

    The gravitational force would squish your head like a grape.
    —————————
    Unproven. I’ll test it out.

  123. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:00 pm

    Mare, what did you have for dinner tonight?

  124. Comment by Sean M. on November 18, 2011 8:01 pm

    Did anybody give anybody else a “come-hither” look today?

  125. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 8:01 pm

    It poured from a box.

  126. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:04 pm

    Did anybody give anybody else a “come-hitler” look today?

    ANTI-SEMITE!!!

  127. Comment by Sean M. on November 18, 2011 8:04 pm

    This is like six kinds of awesome:

    http://tinyurl.com/blp6nrf

  128. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on November 18, 2011 8:09 pm

    Hi, Hostagefolks.

    You guys know I’m not the praying type, but if anyone has any prayers/good vibes/good thoughts to send to Reno, we’d appreciate it. It’s been a rough few months and today was really, really heartbreaking. (There’s a huge fire that’s claimed at least 25 homes; one firefighter has suffered 2nd degree burns; at least one man is dead. Not a good day.)

  129. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:11 pm

    This is like six kinds of awesome:

    http://tinyurl.com/blp6nrf

    That’s kick ass. When I heard that he was going to have is own late night talk show I didn’t think there was any way he would be able to pull it off. But he’s way more talented than I knew.

    That was pretty much the first time I’ve ever been wrong about anything.

  130. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 8:11 pm

    It’s a black screen Sean.
    I would only give it one kind of awesome, maybe less.

  131. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:13 pm

    That’s terrible, Sky. What started the fire?

  132. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:14 pm

    Scott, what are you and Dumpty doing this weekend? Something fun or are you working like a couple of anti-hippies?

  133. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on November 18, 2011 8:16 pm

    They haven’t confirmed, but the possibility of downed power lines from the heavy wind storm we had last night has been bandied about.

    I thought my heart was going to break today – I had a woman come into my store wearing pajamas and snow boots. A police officer showed up on her doorstep at 4am and told her to evacuate because the fire was within 1/2 a mile of her house. She had been dead asleep and didn’t know that there *was* a fire. She grabbed her purse and that was it, and when she came in, she didn’t know if her house had survived or what. All she wanted to buy was underwear and an outfit for today. So. Sad.

  134. Comment by lauraw on November 18, 2011 8:19 pm

    *materializes near Henry*

    *cuts off Henry’s hair then puts the clippings in Rosetta’s dresser drawer to incriminate him*

    *dematerializes, laughing like crazy*

  135. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:19 pm

    A salad with grilled chicken and balsamic dressing. Plus red vines.

  136. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:19 pm

    All she wanted to buy was underwear and an outfit for today. So. Sad.

    Ooof. That’s terrible. Is the fire out?

  137. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 8:21 pm

    fires suck

  138. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on November 18, 2011 8:23 pm

    Ooof. That’s terrible. Is the fire out?

    No, it’s still roaring. 2,000 acres. They’ve stopped the spreading, but it hasn’t been contained, and the wind is gusting up to 65 mph in the valley, so there’s a lot of fear that the fire will spread to other areas.

  139. Comment by Pupster on November 18, 2011 8:23 pm

    Stay safe Sky.

  140. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:25 pm

    If 2012 isn’t the first 50-state avalanche win for conservatives then we’re doing something wrong.

    http://tinyurl.com/73efkcp

    Fucking idiots.

  141. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 8:25 pm

    Plus red vines.
    ——————————–
    *squints, nods head.

  142. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 8:25 pm

    Red, red, vine.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

  143. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:25 pm

    Man, that’s really tough, Sky. Poor woman. My husband is out of town and I always wear shorts and a normal (not pajamas) shirt to bed when he’s gone… just in case I have to leave in a hurry. Don’t know when or why I started that deal.

  144. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:26 pm

    *materializes near Henry*

    *cuts off Henry’s hair then puts the clippings in Rosetta’s dresser drawer to incriminate him*

    *dematerializes, laughing like crazy*

    I know you’re making that up because Henry cries in the presence of evil and he’s quiet as a church mouse.

    LIAR!!!

  145. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:26 pm

    No, really RedVines “The Original Red Twist.”

  146. Comment by Sean M. on November 18, 2011 8:26 pm

    What puppeh said, Ember. And I hope they can at least get it contained soon.

  147. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:28 pm

    Dave’s right!

  148. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 8:28 pm

    Ghetto bar, jackholes.

  149. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on November 18, 2011 8:29 pm

    Man, that’s really tough, Sky. Poor woman. My husband is out of town and I always wear shorts and a normal (not pajamas) shirt to bed when he’s gone… just in case I have to leave in a hurry. Don’t know when or why I started that deal.

    Growing up in an area with lots of fire, I learned: never sleep nude and always keep a pair of shoes you can easily slip on right next to your bed. I’ve had to evac in the middle of the night and it’s some rough shit. But despite all the bad shit that’s happened here in the last few months, it reminds me of how much I love this town: the outpouring of support, and the volunteers heading to shelters, and going to donate blood, etc., etc., never ceases to amaze me. Thanks for the kind wishes, everyone. ❤

  150. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:30 pm

    A salad with grilled chicken and balsamic dressing. Plus red vines.

    Yum.

    http://tinyurl.com/84e6y3s

    When I was a little girl my momma used to buy me a bag of those every Friday when she went grocery shopping.

  151. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:30 pm

    Rosetta, have I linked this before? If so, shove it. If not, it always reminds me of you.

    http://tinyurl.com/ccagg5p

  152. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:31 pm

    When you were little we would have been bestie girl friends.

  153. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 8:33 pm

    You would have been a coupla lesbos. Oh, wait…

  154. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:33 pm

    Rosetta: I’m going to go clean out the gutters. I’ll be back in a minute.

    Mrs Rosetta: Okay. Great.

    *three hours later*

    Mrs Rosetta: Where the hell are yo…

    http://tinyurl.com/ccagg5p

  155. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:34 pm

    “..it reminds me of how much I love this town: the outpouring of support, and the volunteers heading to shelters, and going to donate blood, etc., etc., never ceases to amaze me.”

    That’s really a great thing.

    Sky, as corny as this sounds, something bad always, eventually, leads to something good (except for my prom date with Rosetta).

  156. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 8:35 pm

    Ghetto bar, jackholes.
    ——————
    Tell Possum Jenkins I said hello.

  157. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:35 pm

    When you were little we would have been bestie girl friends.

    We would have played “doctor” and I would have “amputated your legs”.

  158. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:35 pm

    “Mrs Rosetta: Where the hell are yo…
    http://tinyurl.com/ccagg5p”

    HAHAHAHA

    Left, Rosetta… right, mare

    http://tinyurl.com/6qxdx6d

  159. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:36 pm

    “Possum Jenkins”

    HA! If I wasn’t a lazy mofo I’d find and link that 9th place ribbon!

  160. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on November 18, 2011 8:36 pm

    Sky, as corny as this sounds, something bad always, eventually, leads to something good (except for my prom date with Rosetta).

    It’s not corny. It’s abso-fucking-lutely true! (And, um, why on earth would you get suckered in to going to prom with Rosetta? C’mon, girl, have some standards!)

  161. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 8:37 pm

    Me: Possum, MJ says hello.

    Possum: Who he?

  162. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:38 pm

    Left, Rosetta… right, mare

    http://tinyurl.com/6qxdx6d

    Hahaha. I saw that picture earlier today. The thing I like about cats is you can’t tell if that kitty is thinking “I love you so much” or “I’m going to fucking kill you”.

  163. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:39 pm

    “C’mon, girl, have some standards!”

    I know, HUUUUGE mistake.

  164. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:40 pm

    Hey! I was a great prom date! You can bang my friend and I sleep in the closet.

    Good times.

  165. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:40 pm

    I LOVE this picture/caption but it describes the ““I love you so much” or “I’m going to fucking kill you”.

  166. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:41 pm

    Hotspur, when you walk into the ghetto bar, does everyone yell your name like you were Norm?

    Or does everyone bum out because you bring the party down with your massive suck?

  167. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on November 18, 2011 8:42 pm

    Hey! I was a great prom date! You can bang my friend and I sleep in the closet.

    So, skip the middle man and bring your friend to prom.

  168. Comment by sohos on November 18, 2011 8:45 pm

    Enjoying red wine, super full. I got taken out to dinner to our favorite place Pomodoros…so full I could cry. Count and his Mom outside smoking and I am just loving this relaxation

  169. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:45 pm

    So, skip the middle man and bring your friend to prom.

    I don’t even know what that means but I like chicks.

  170. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 8:46 pm

    Rascist sonsabitches.

  171. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:46 pm

    The just yell, “Play that funky music, Whiteboy.”

    Hahaha. What’s the actual name of that dump?

  172. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on November 18, 2011 8:46 pm

    So, I looked outside, told my husband, “YES, it’s starting to snow!” He came and looked and shook his head. It’s ash from the fire.

    Sigh.

  173. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 8:48 pm

    I’m all cleaned up with fresh flannel jammies on. . . which one of you hawt chicks wanna wrestle?

  174. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 8:49 pm

    Banfield’s East.

    There’s a Banfield’s West, but it’s not cool like this dump.

  175. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:51 pm

    Are we going to update our POL picture? Here’s mine:

    http://tinyurl.com/6rqkg2v

    Rosetta would you update me in POL…Thanks!

  176. Comment by sohos on November 18, 2011 8:51 pm

    Oh goodness chief I can just see you in the flannels! Please tell herself I am sending email tomorrow

  177. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 8:51 pm

    My jammies consist of Mare.

  178. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:51 pm

    Banfield’s East.

    There’s a Banfield’s West, but it’s not cool like this dump.

    Hahahaha. When you host the northern meat-up we should rent that place out.

    And by “we” I mean “you”.

  179. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:52 pm

    Mr. Mare? Is that you?

  180. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:53 pm

    You do look fresh, MCPO!

  181. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 8:54 pm

    MOM! Why is there a Labradoodle on Mare’s head??

  182. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 8:55 pm

    “MOM! Why is there a Labradoodle on Mare’s head??”

    But my house is clean!

  183. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 8:55 pm

    Possum: Who he?
    ———————————————
    Oh, I meant Mrs. Possum Jenkins.

  184. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:57 pm

    Are we going to update our POL picture? Here’s mine:

    http://tinyurl.com/6rqkg2v

    Rosetta would you update me in POL…Thanks!

    I know that women don’t always wear sexy shoes which is fine but it’s probably a good idea not to wear those shoes until your husband is blind from syphilis.

    Those shoes wouldn’t be less sexy if they had dicks shooting out the heel.

    Grossburger.

  185. Comment by Sean M. on November 18, 2011 8:57 pm

    Awright, out to celebrate my dad’s 65th birfday. We got him Medicare this year.

  186. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 8:57 pm

    But my house is clean!

    You need to turn those damned cameras off! I didn’t have time to clean today. I was out phone shopping!

  187. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 8:59 pm

    MCPO, what’s your new phone? Please link so I can check it out.

  188. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:00 pm

    I saw those a lot in Florida. Comfort shoes. Do. Not. Want.

  189. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:00 pm

    Awright, out to celebrate my dad’s 65th birfday. We got him Medicare this year.

    Tell him he’s welcome.

    Man, he has to do 65 shots tonight. That sucks.

  190. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 9:01 pm

    Please link so we can laugh at you.

  191. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:02 pm

    I saw those a lot in Florida. Comfort shoes. Do. Not. Want.

    Hahaha. Those shoes pretty much mean the romance is over.

  192. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 9:02 pm

    Rosettie – HTC Evo 4G

    http://www.htc.com/us/products/evo-sprint

  193. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:02 pm

    MCPO, did you get a 3D phone?

    *SNIGGER*

  194. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 9:03 pm

    Rosettie – HTC Evo 4G

    http://is.gd/71LW1Q

  195. Comment by Skylia Z Ember on November 18, 2011 9:04 pm

    Well, folks, I’m off to drink whiskey and hot apple cider and hopefully to have a better day. Catch you on the flip side.

  196. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 9:04 pm

    Those shoes signify “My cooter is the Mojave Desert.”

  197. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:06 pm

    Rosettie – HTC Evo 4G

    http://www.htc.com/us/products/evo-sprint

    Nicely done! Smart phones are pretty fucking awesome.

  198. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:07 pm

    “Those shoes signify “My cooter is the Mojave Desert.””

    Do. Not. Want.

  199. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:09 pm

    Well, folks, I’m off to drink whiskey and hot apple cider and hopefully to have a better day. Catch you on the flip side.

    Goodnight sweet Sky. I hope tomorrow brings a much better day for you and your neighbors.

    GO AWAY FIRE!

  200. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:11 pm

    Tough times in Reno. Stay safe, Sky!

  201. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:14 pm

    For anyone that likes good wine (looks askance at Hotspur) there is a cool app called Red Laser. If you’re at a restaurant and you order a nice bottle of wine that you like, you can scan the UPC code with your phone and it will save all the wine’s info.

    It also shows you a number of different websites where you can order the same wine online and it shows you prices.

    It’s pretty Fonzie cool.

  202. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:16 pm

    Mare, who is your current favorite GOP candidate?

  203. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 9:18 pm

    Allen Green.

  204. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:18 pm

    I bought glow sticks at Lowes. I’m playing with a green one right now by hiding it behind my mohito glass.

    Glohito.

  205. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 9:19 pm

    Rosie – That does sound like a great app. . . I’m on it like ham on Swiss!

  206. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:20 pm

    If nominated to represent the GOP in 2012, I promise to debate Obama solely by quoting him or Frank J’s book about him.

  207. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:20 pm

    I’m torn. Let me think.

  208. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 9:22 pm

    We gone party witch ya’ll all night long.

  209. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:22 pm

    Allen Green.

    Hahahahahahaha. Stupid.

    http://tinyurl.com/6xzehsu

  210. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:23 pm

    MOM!! LEON ATE ALL THE E!!

  211. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 9:23 pm

    I bought glow sticks at Lowes. I’m playing with a green one right now by hiding it behind my mohito glass.
    ———————————-
    Are you listening to Phish?

  212. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:24 pm

    I’ve bounced around a lot (sywm). I don’t normally do that. Michael Medved just mentioned some embarrassing stuff for Newt that will come out….concerning awards he gave out, if enough money was donated and one of them was a female owner of a strip club.

    Romney no. But if he’s our nominee, I’ll vote for him.

    Perry is getting the same treatment as Reagan. Levin read an article/poll right before the 1980 election and it was eerily similar.

  213. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:24 pm

    Who is your front runner?

  214. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 9:25 pm

    Rosetta?

    http://tinyurl.com/co5vnzf

  215. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:25 pm

    MOM!! LEON ATE ALL THE E!

    That would explain this raver chick painting my toenails.

  216. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 9:25 pm

    Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/843lh29

  217. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 9:26 pm

    Are you listening to Phish Deadmau5?

  218. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:27 pm

    NOT HUNSTMAN!!

  219. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:28 pm

    if enough money was donated and one of them was a female owner of a strip club.

    Why’s that embarrassing? Is her donation not as important? Hell, Larry Flynt could donate a million bucks to prostate cancer research and I’d shake his hand myself.

  220. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 9:29 pm

    Mare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63gOKVS8oE4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  221. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:29 pm

    I’d wash afterward, of course. With bleach.

  222. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:29 pm

    Rosetta?
    http://tinyurl.com/co5vnzf

    HAHAHA…good one, zbrad.

    Leon, you haven’t figured out the rules aren’t the same for us? COME ON!!

  223. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 9:30 pm

    I’m voting for the best Republican left by the time they get around to the Pennsylvania Primary! *sigh*

  224. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 9:30 pm

    Can we donate money back to the strip club?

    …

    ok, wait, nevermind.

  225. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:31 pm

    Rosetta?

    http://tinyurl.com/co5vnzf

    I was coming home from work today and I heard about that on the radio.

    We joke about those wood chippers but seriously, they’ll fuck your shit up.

    Apparently the guy was wearing loose clothing that got tangled up in a limb or something.

    *note to self, don’t wear loose clothing around a wood chipper*

    Of all the bad ways to go I think drowning would be the worst but being pulled into a wood chipper has to be a close second.

  226. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:31 pm

    Hotspur, that is soooooo cute.

  227. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:32 pm

    Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/843lh29

    Hahahahahahaha.

  228. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:33 pm

    I don’t think Medved is any sooth sayer, he’s wrong about 80% of the time.

    “You can’t deny that Obama is brilliant!!”

  229. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:33 pm

    I’m voting for the best Republican left by the time they get around to the Pennsylvania Primary! *sigh*

    When is that? March 2013?

    Who’s your favorite, MCPO?

  230. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:33 pm

    Rosetta, who is your favorite GOP candidate? Who is still running?

  231. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:35 pm

    Getting ready to watch Green Lantern while I play with my glow stick.

  232. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:36 pm

    “Getting ready to watch Green Lantern while I play with my glow stick.”

    Flesh light?

    Huh? What?

  233. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 9:36 pm

    Leon, put your fucking glowstick away, you pervert.

  234. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 9:37 pm

    Stolen from Awesome Shit My First Sergeant Says:

    This page is like a company cook out. You’re gonna get talked to, talked about, commented on… someone’s spouse is gonna get out of pocket, and someone is gonna act a fool and get kicked out. If you can’t take a joke, go back to tongue-poking your schnauser. We’re all big kids here.

  235. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:38 pm

    “You can’t deny that Obama is brilliant!!”

    Yes I can. Show me a STEM GPA for the moron.

    And no, I don’t consider anything else “brilliance”. I’m elitist that way.

    manipulative != brilliant

  236. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:39 pm

    *shakes glow stick*

  237. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:40 pm

    Rosetta, why didn’t you tell us they wrote a book about you??

    http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/11/what-the-hell-5/

  238. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 9:40 pm

    NOT HUNSTMAN!!

    He was on Morning Joe this morning. That show, by the way, used to be tolerable but it now has the full blown MSNBC libtard AIDS.

    In any event, Huntsman was on there this morning and he was complimented by Donny “You Can’t Make Fun of My Name Because My Last Name Is” Deutsch.

    That made me throw up in my mouth, swallow my throw up and then re-throw it up.

    I don’t know if there is anyone I would pay more to be able to punch in the face and fuck up his look than Donny Doutsche.

    He’s a massive cock and not in the good way.

  239. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 9:41 pm

    Medved regularly pisses me off.

    The only benefit to listening to him is hearing him piss other people off too.

    And the local station carries him, because he broadcasts from Seattle, but I can’t get Levin on a station around here.

    *fumes*

  240. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:43 pm

    “That made me throw up in my mouth, swallow my throw up and then re-throw it up.”

    HAHAHA…I’ve done that a lot since 2008.

  241. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 9:43 pm

    Medved is a tool.

  242. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:44 pm

    I get stuck with Savage here because Thayrone isn’t nice enough to put Dennis Miller into the 6-9 slot.

  243. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 9:45 pm

    Now that we’re down to one conservative talk station here, we don’t get Praeger, Hewitt, Ingraham, Levin, and only one of the local guys now.

  244. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:46 pm

    “Medved is a tool.”

    Yes and yes.

  245. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 9:46 pm

    Thayrone!!!! Ima call him and ask him to become a fucking Hostage.

    Hahahahaha

  246. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:46 pm

    Stupid Washington State!

  247. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 9:46 pm

    Derp

  248. Comment by scott on November 18, 2011 9:47 pm

    Look at alll these post toilet comments.

  249. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 18, 2011 9:48 pm

    Hotspur, that’d be awesome. He’d fit right in.

  250. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 9:49 pm

    Hannity can be a pedantic tool sometimes, but the interviews generally mean the show isn’t a complete waste of time.

    I love it when he has the World’s Only Living Brain Donor, Juan Williams, on with Stuart Varney. Varney beats him up and steals his lunch money every single time. I think it was getting to him though. I though Stu was gonna stroke out the last time they were both on together.

  251. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 9:51 pm

    Rosetta – I have not made up my mind yet, but my preferences are Gingrich and Perry. I don’t think my man, Rick Santorum has a snowball’s chance in hell!

  252. Comment by Hotspur on November 18, 2011 9:51 pm

    He sure as fuck would.

    Hip shakin’ soul music, and industrial strength rhythm and blues.

  253. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:52 pm

    If Hannity would stop licking Karl Rove’s ass he would be slightly less annoying.

  254. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 9:53 pm

    HA! Up twinkles, Mare.

  255. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:54 pm

    I like Rick Santorum.

  256. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 9:54 pm

    *chest bumps Cyn*

  257. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 9:54 pm

    When did Medved become such an idiot? What turned him?

    Morning Joe is a great name for an undiscovered ringworm, with Mika scabies

  258. Comment by Vmaximus on November 18, 2011 9:55 pm

    Medved is a party line republican. I like him but he cannot think for himself.

  259. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 9:56 pm

    I only read the news and opinion now. Herself got tired of me screaming a stream of obscenities at the television.

  260. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 9:57 pm

    We have 3 good stations. In the capital of the People’s Republic of MA. What’s that all about?

    The best hosts are local, too: Howie Carr, Michael Graham and Jeff Katz stand out, with some other awesome ones too.

    Hannity’s usually on when I’m driving home from work, and 9 times out of 10 I just listen to music. He irritates.

  261. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 9:57 pm

    Morning Joe is a great name for an undiscovered ringworm, with Mika scabies

    Maybe they can call the VD going around the “Olbermann Strain”.

  262. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 9:59 pm

    I hate talk radio. It’s ALWAYS ads. I swear, it’s 50% commercials. Drives me up the fucking wall.

    //cuts Hugh

  263. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 9:59 pm

    MCPO, hubby got tired of me screaming obscenities too. Now, I just drink box wine and lurk and scream at my computer.

  264. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 9:59 pm

    I usually take a Morning Joe right after my first cup of coffee.

  265. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 9:59 pm

    Hey Cinnamon Banana. Guess what?

  266. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:00 pm

    Medved is a party line republican. I like him but he cannot think for himself.

    I’m sure he thinks your opinion is interesting, but if you would just take a few minutes and focus like a laser beam on the column he wrote today for Townhall…

  267. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:03 pm

    I usually take a Morning Joe right after my first cup of coffee.

    So do some of the Owwies when they can find an unsullied gutter, or a fresh cop car!

    YOU ARE THE 99%, Andy!

  268. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 10:03 pm

    Nancy Pelosi’s theme song. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9U34uPjz-g

  269. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 10:04 pm

    Hewitt comes on at 12:00 am to 3:00 am. Unfortunately, I’ve been up while he’s on.

  270. Comment by Vmaximus on November 18, 2011 10:04 pm

    Heheh
    Good one BiW

  271. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 10:05 pm

    I Morning Joe’d when I had bad veal.

  272. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 10:05 pm

    oui?

  273. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:05 pm

    Rosetta, who is your favorite GOP candidate? Who is still running?

    I’m struggling like everyone else which is why I’m curious where you guys are at this point.

    Cain is done I think. And it’s so very interesting how the sexual harassment stuff all of a sudden went away after he said a bunch of stupid shit. Him saying that we need a leader not a reader is fucking retarded and that bummed me out because I like him a lot.

    I REALLY want to see Newt debate Obama because I’m positive that Newt would beat him like a red-headed Kenyan but Newt bugs me because he’s a typical politician. You give him money and he’ll say what you want him to say. The mere fact that he took money from Freddie Mac is disqualifying in my book.

    That pretty much leaves Perry and Huntsman. Huntsman is mousy as a motherfucker which I don’t like but I think his conservative bona fides may deserve a second look. He was twice elected governor of Utah for goodness sakes. I just wish he was more of a cock. He strikes me as a pussy. Although he does have hot, funny daughters. That is not insignificant.

    And that leaves Perry. I would have never had a second thought about supporting him if he wouldn’t have had a stroke in that debate. He’s obviously not a dumb guy and I probably align more with him on more issues than anyone else that has a shot but he worries the shit out of me.

    There are going to be a handful of debates with Obama and if Perry shits the bed in those, we’re fucked. My hope is that he appeared to fuck up on purpose to bury the bar.

    I won’t support Romney unless he becomes the nominee. I will vote for him if I have to and then I will go home and cry as I take a shower.

    If we had a strong candidate, conservatives would win the presidency by a 20 point margin and a filibuster proof margin in the senate.

    Instead we have several varieties of weak tea and that sucks a tremendous number of donkey balls.

  274. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 10:08 pm

    I think I stole this from Oso’s Facechimpdouche page:

    http://tinyurl.com/7p5x88b

  275. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 10:10 pm

    I will vote for him if I have to and then I will go home and cry as I take a shower.

    It’s just a damn crying shame that we will have to do this again as we did with McCain.

  276. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:11 pm

    Rosetta – I have not made up my mind yet, but my preferences are Gingrich and Perry. I don’t think my man, Rick Santorum has a snowball’s chance in hell!

    I like a lot about Santorum but he’s pissed me off because of the friendly fire. He’s been one of the harshest critics of his fellow candidates which I think hurts the cause.

    If he was polling at 15% then bring the big guns. But he’s at 1% and fragging the others which I don’t like.

    Gingrich and Perry are going to be my best last non-Romney hopes.

  277. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 10:11 pm

    I would vote for Newt just to watch the smack-down on the iWon in the debates.

  278. Comment by MJ on November 18, 2011 10:11 pm

    It has occurred to me that we are searching for Reagan, just like the liberals are always searching for FDR.

    Instead we get Obama and Romney. Pale shadows.

  279. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:13 pm

    You would have that thought that after 2008, we would have actually been offered a choice that was a vote for a candidate instead of a hold the nose vote against The Boy Who Would Be King.

  280. Comment by Vmaximus on November 18, 2011 10:14 pm

    I agree with Rosie.
    I have said all along Cain has my vote to loose. I am looking hard at Perry now. The harassment thing with Cain was obviously bogus, but I am getting a arrogant power hungry vibe that is really turning me off.

    I love Newt for his name and ideas. I hate him because he is exactly what we do not need a Washington insider politician.

    I wanted Romney last election, but like last election and with Dole I will hold my nose and vote for him.

  281. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:16 pm

    It’s just a damn crying shame that we will have to do this again as we did with McCain.

    No shit. How the fuck did that happen?

    The tea party brought the thunder in 2010 and we can’t get one good conservative presidential candidate out of that?????

    Very FRUSTRATING!!

    I’ve read that the tea party will need to have another election or two of influence before we can get a true conservative ready to run for president but that sucks.

  282. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 10:16 pm

    I would vote for Newt just to watch the smack-down on the iWon in the debates.

    I’d watch that all day long, even on pay-per-view.

    It will never happen. The machine will make certain it does not.

  283. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 10:17 pm

    I just don’t want to do this again, like I did after the 2008 election:

    http://tinyurl.com/ck6we8

  284. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 10:17 pm

    Still pulling for Perry, because he’s the guy I know who will do 98% of what I want done. I don’t think he’s a long shot, it’s still early and the lead has changed so many times. I attribute that to “God please not Romney” and the lead moves around with debate performances among the others (who have a chance).

    Michele, Santorum, Paul, Huntsman. No chance.

    Cain. Not even remotely qualified. Lost.

    I’ll vote for Romney if I have to but right now I don’t.

    Also I remember more about the Hillary/Obama debates and he was a stuttering clusterfuck. His ground game beat the fuck our of her ground game in the primaries. First time I ever thought the Clinton machine could actually be stupid.

  285. Comment by Jewstin on November 18, 2011 10:17 pm

    My folks are cute when they’re naive.

    They think the IRS is going to hunt down the fellow who stole my identity.

  286. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 10:17 pm

    >> I won’t support Romney

    FIFY

  287. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 10:18 pm

    From 2008 to 2010 I was pretty confident. I looked at the ranks of states that had GOP governors, and thought “wow, there’s some real talent there, and some of them would make great Presidential candidates.”

    Then the current crop of folks startedrunning for office. Perry aside, I’m not very thrilled with any of them.

    And I’m not thrilled with Romney, but not as “anti-” as a lot of people.

  288. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 10:18 pm

    Yeah, Governor Jindal and Senator Rubio need a little seasoning.

  289. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on November 18, 2011 10:18 pm

    Read the list. You can’t text “hostage” in Pakistan. Or “monkey crotch”. I blame Rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/768de88

  290. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 10:18 pm

    Also, I like paste.

  291. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 10:19 pm

    Just a friendly reminder, Reagan was portrayed as an absolute stupid, bumbler, gaff machine, OLD, trigger happy long time politician.

  292. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 10:19 pm

    June primaries suck. Already looking down ticket and trying to get more Tea Partiers into local office and Congress. I’m still ABO.

  293. Comment by jenn1964 on November 18, 2011 10:20 pm

    It has occurred to me that we are searching for Reagan, just like the liberals are always searching for FDR.

    A couple weeks ago I made this same point. The problem is there is no Reagan out there and the unique circumstances that created Reagan as Reagan. Depression, Dustbowl, WWII, Cold War and McCarthy era, Civil Rights movement and the Vietnam era don’t exist today so we won’t get another one. This is why the we needed a Carter to get a Reagan we need an Obama to get xxxxx was so frustrating last time around. I am slightly encouraged by Perry fighting against irrelevance and I agree with Rosetta that Hunstman deserves a second look for the same reasons he outlines, but I think we have to face it Romney is probably going to be the candidate and we need to prepare for that.

  294. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 10:22 pm

    //cuts self

    I’m ready, Jenn…

  295. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 10:23 pm

    Oh, and if we knew who they were all choosing for a VP I think that would perk us up.

    It did last time.

    NOT OBAMA, I think there is wisdom in that. This WHOLE administration MUST go.

  296. Comment by mare on November 18, 2011 10:24 pm

    I think I’m out.

    Me love you long time!

  297. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 10:24 pm

    Enough to make you want to cut a bitch right here: http://www.bostonherald.com/news/opinion/op_ed/view/2011_1118a_good_citizen_may_cry_uncle/

  298. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:25 pm

    And I’m actually starting to get to the point where I don’t give a damn what any of them says. Newt talks, and I start nodding, and then the idiot goes and says something that takes him completely of the res, and I start screaming at the radio all over again.

    Talk is easy. So easy that Mitt can do it.

    I want a choice with a record that shows they have a clue.

    Cain had the appeal of not having been a professional politician, and honest to goodness real world business experience, but he has an unfortunate habit of running his mouth in third with his brain in neutral and absolutely no reservations about talking when he has no actual clue about the topic.

    I like Santorum, but attacking others instead of explaining why you should be the nominee is stupid, and I don’t think socons can be elected in a national election right now. We’re gonna have to have an extended period of reaping what we have sown before we can get to that point.

    Bachmann has slipped a few cogs in the brain box.

    I like Perry. Any executive who carries a gun is ok with me, and his record in Texas isn’t bad at all. I don’t care that he debates like Rosetta after two pitchers of Jagger, but it will lose the voters we’d have to win.

    Huntsman’s had his lips wrapped around Obama’s member too long for me to seriously consider him., which means that we’re pretty well fucked.

    Lemonade from lemons and all that.

  299. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 10:25 pm

    Sweet dreams Mare.

  300. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:27 pm

    Read the list. You can’t text “hostage” in Pakistan. Or “monkey crotch”. I blame Rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/768de88

    I’m pretty sure the Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27zhsc_O508

    SHAME!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g-GGXNkIX0

  301. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 10:27 pm

    >> This is why the we needed a Carter to get a Reagan we need an Obama to get xxxxx was so frustrating last time around.

    This was the stupidest thing since nominating McCain.

    There will never be another Reagan. We need to get that through our stupid heads.

  302. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 10:27 pm

    G’night Mare.

  303. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 10:28 pm

    Cyn, my basketball Lobos just took a 2 pt lead on ASU.

  304. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 10:30 pm

    Could be worse.

    http://tinyurl.com/6wpseov

  305. Comment by Jewstin on November 18, 2011 10:30 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks that Reagan did what he needed to do and we don’t need another?

    Don’t we need somebody who’s not Reagan who will do other stuff that needs done?

  306. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 10:31 pm

    There will never be another Reagan.

    Painful and true.

  307. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:33 pm

    Don’t we need somebody who’s not Reagan who will do other stuff that needs done?

    *kisses Jew*

    Don’t read too much into that.

    We aren’t going steady or anything.

    I’m not really your type.

  308. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:34 pm

    Could be worse.

    http://tinyurl.com/6wpseov

    Hahahahahahaha.

    Dave in Oval Office.

    *does shot of coffee tequila*

  309. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 10:35 pm

    Cyn, my basketball Lobos just took a 2 pt lead on ASU.

    Booo!

  310. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 10:35 pm

    Andy – One of the commentors has it right; “Shoot. Shovel. Shut-up.”

  311. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:36 pm

    That said, we aren’t going to have a President who dismantles the beast that the Federal government has become until we no longer have a choice, and it will be out of necessity.

    Which means that he will have to bust a bunch of public sector union heads who will want to bleed us dry.

  312. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 10:38 pm

    True story, I had to borrow the neighbor’s shovel today.

    But I’ve said too much…

  313. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 10:38 pm

    I’m trying to watch basketball and lurk. I hope to vote for Perry. Cain is losing me with his foreign policy gaffes. Still prefer him to the SCOAMF.

  314. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 10:38 pm

    Imma agree with Law Bitch 100% (on the whole comment, not just the part below).

    >> but he has an unfortunate habit of running his mouth in third with his brain in neutral and absolutely no reservations about talking when he has no actual clue about the topic.

    This exposed the real problem with Cain for me. He was supposed to be the True Conservative™ but in those moments when he engaged his mouth without his brain, what came out was nowhere near conservative.

    His abortion “gaffe” was basically a statement of the official for-public-consumption “pro choice” position (not the behind-closed-doors one of wanting the maximum number of abortions).

    Collective bargaining for public sector unions. Sure, no prob. And Obama kicked ass on Libya. WTF?

    And the excuses … he gave those last 2 answers on 4 hours sleep. So. The Fuck. What? You could roust me out of a deep sleep at 3am and I’d still say public sector collective bargaining is an awful idea.

  315. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:39 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks that Reagan did what he needed to do and we don’t need another?

    No you’re not.

    Don’t we need somebody who’s not Reagan who will do other stuff that needs done?

    Yes and well said.

    Jew, if you run for president I will be your liason to the mook community.

  316. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 10:40 pm

    Ahhh, salami at the lake, Em!

  317. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 10:41 pm

    >> Andy – One of the commentors has it right; “Shoot. Shovel. Shut-up.”

    Ayup!

  318. Comment by jenn1964 on November 18, 2011 10:42 pm

    The tea party brought the thunder in 2010 and we can’t get one good conservative presidential candidate out of that?????

    Because the teaparty was a populist movement and populist movements by definition default to the lowest common denominator. (That’s why we have direct election of Senators and the Federal Reserve. The crash of 1907 (? maybe 1910) and the Bi-Metallic standard along with the usual corruption and stupidity stirred up so much hate in the West that they were able to push thru all sorts of stupid crap.)

    I know a lot of people who voted for tea party candidates in 2010 just to vote against the incumbents not because they are conservative or even really agreed (or knew for that matter) with what the tea party stood for. Now that same anger exists and the tea partiers are the incumbents. Look for occupiers to make some gains in November.

  319. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 10:42 pm

    I agree with above Reagan comments.

    That was his time.

    This is our time.

    Motherfuckers! TONIGHT, WE RIDE

  320. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:44 pm

    Imma agree with Law Bitch 100% (on the whole comment, not just the part below).

    *goes back, re-reads comment*
    *scratches head*
    *mutters to self “No, I said it right. What the heck happened?”*

  321. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:44 pm

    MEH!

    I love politics but I fucking hate politicians.

    Idiots.

  322. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 10:44 pm

    We need Vlad the Impaler!!

    Vlad 2012!
    Vote for me or I’ll stuff this stake up your ass!

  323. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 10:44 pm

    Ha!

    Broken clock, etc.

  324. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:45 pm

    Motherfuckers! TONIGHT, WE RIDE

    *puts on waders*

    Hell yeah, I’m with ya, Dave!

  325. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:46 pm

    The Huntsman daughters are on Great right now.

    I don’t know any of their names but the dark haired one of the three is who I would vote for.

    She makes happy pants.

  326. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 10:46 pm

    Is that Lily Allen singing in the new Prius commercial?

  327. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:47 pm

    We need Vlad the Impaler!!

    Vlad 2012!
    Vote for me or I’ll stuff this stake up your ass!

    He’ll carry California…

  328. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 10:48 pm

    >> I love politics but I fucking hate politicians.

    I went temporarily dyslexic and read that as “I love politics but I hate fucking politicians.”

    That would serve the bastards right, though, as they spend most of their time fucking us. Turnabout is fair play, bitch!

  329. Comment by jenn1964 on November 18, 2011 10:48 pm

    I can say from experience he would probably carry Seattle too

  330. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:48 pm

    We need Vlad the Impaler!!

    Vlad 2012!
    Vote for me or I’ll stuff this stake up your ass!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    If we somehow fuck up 2012, I bet $1 million he will be our nominee in 2016.

    And I’ll bitch about him because he’s too much of a sissy.

  331. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:49 pm

    John Bolton for President.

  332. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:50 pm

    That would serve the bastards right, though, as they spend most of their time fucking us. Turnabout is fair play, bitch!

    I’m voting for this guy.

    http://tinyurl.com/6n5oguo

  333. Comment by Vmaximus on November 18, 2011 10:51 pm

    Off Topic *heh*
    I heartily recommend the ebook “the Jefferson Allegiance” by Bob Mayer. A very intriguing read

  334. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:51 pm

    I can say from experience he would probably carry Seattle too

    Really? With as much shit flows out of there, I would have thought that most of the exit doors only go one way.

    *thinks again on the hiring policies at Startbucks and Microshaft*

    Ummm, nevermind.

  335. Comment by Osoloco on November 18, 2011 10:51 pm

    Whew! We just put the “fork” in Sparky. I prefer Romney to Huntsman.

  336. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 10:51 pm

    Looks like an effective way to deal with OWS types and their filk!

    http://tinyurl.com/86w7eja

  337. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 10:53 pm

    I’m voting for this guy.
    http://tinyurl.com/6n5oguo

    I hope you at least get a kiss.

  338. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 10:53 pm

    Like ace says, “politics is showbiz for ugly people”

  339. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 10:54 pm

    I’m voting for this guy.

    http://tinyurl.com/6n5oguo

    It’s just like Detroit to not finish the statute.

    Of course, if you want to see a giant ass, you usually need look no further than the mayor’s office, and that’s pretty much been true since Coleman Young and his sticky-fingered freinds were looting the city.

  340. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 10:54 pm

    Here’s the worst cover ever in the history of time that I kinda like.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygeqzrz

  341. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 10:55 pm

    My way is faster, MCPO

    http://tinyurl.com/7u2kpjp

  342. Comment by Jewstin on November 18, 2011 10:57 pm

    I’m still on the Cain Train. His business chops make me think he’d be the best guy for the job.

    Even with his complete ignorance of foreign affairs, I doubt he could fuck them up any more than they have been.

  343. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 10:58 pm

    Just got the most awesome email …

    Dear Verizon Customer:

    Good news for customers currently subscribed to the Ultimate FiOS® TV package. This November, you will start receiving Cinemax® included with your package at no additional cost!

    No action is needed. When Cinemax is added, the channels will be available for viewing on your TV. Please note that Cinemax does include mature content. …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bICFrEkbvCg#t=0m25s

  344. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 10:59 pm

    xBrad – faster ain’t always fun(ner)!

  345. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 11:00 pm

    Well, if we can’t get our shit wired, I figure we can count on 70% unemployment and a 50% maginal tax rate.

    Good times, good times.

  346. Comment by jenn1964 on November 18, 2011 11:00 pm

    Really? With as much shit flows out of there, I would have thought that most of the exit doors only go one way.

    Why do you think the shit flows so freely. warped hatches will not maintain air and watertight integrity.

  347. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 11:01 pm

    Rosetta, awful cover.

    Their career is over.

  348. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 11:03 pm

    Here’s the worst cover ever in the history of time that I kinda like.
    http://tinyurl.com/ygeqzrz

    I dig it too. First heard it in a London Gold commercial a few years ago and always wondered who did it. Thank you Rosarita!

  349. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 11:05 pm

    wiserbud shows up in 3 … 2 …

  350. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 11:05 pm

    Jenn – So, Circle William cannot be maintained?!

  351. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 11:06 pm

    This is a pretty good political ad for Huntsman. His fluency in Mandarin is pretty impressive.

    http://tinyurl.com/yaj44me

  352. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 11:06 pm

    wiserbud shows up in 3 … 2 …

    You may need this Andy: http://is.gd/yhw4qW

  353. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 11:09 pm

    Cyn – That is not the one I used in my last job. . . no blood or strands of hair embedded in the bricks.

  354. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 11:10 pm

    Rosetta, awful cover.

    Their career is over.

    It turns out their career consists mostly of covers which would make wiserbud’s head assplode.

    http://tinyurl.com/7zlz6ga

  355. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 11:10 pm

    wiserbud shows up in 3 … 2 …

    Oh no you di’n’t!

    Shit’s about to get real up in here!

  356. Comment by jenn1964 on November 18, 2011 11:10 pm

    Correct. I don’t remember the others Circle Yankee and Dog Zulu?

    I do remember “Doorman Check the door” “Doorman Aye Check the Door” “Scene Leader the Door is Hot” “Scene Leader Aye The Door is Hot”

    and my Billet number from Boot Camp 😛

  357. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 11:11 pm

    Thanks, Cyn.

    http://bit.ly/vY3FU1

  358. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 11:12 pm

    B404, B-4-2.

    B Four Two is the Best by Far,

    The Best You’ll Find, Both Near and Far!

  359. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 11:13 pm

    FIGHT THE POWER

    *craps on the street

  360. Comment by Vmaximus on November 18, 2011 11:13 pm

    I worked Monday, but not Tuesday or W,T,or Friday
    It sucks to be me.

  361. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 11:14 pm

    MOM!!! DAVE GOT KICKED OUT OF BAYLOR AGAIN!!!

  362. Comment by Michael on November 18, 2011 11:16 pm

    Before I met Dave, I thought that getting kicked out of Baylor was impossible.

  363. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 11:16 pm

    I didn’t crap in the street at BU, I took a leak on the President’s front lawn.

    It’s different.

  364. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 11:18 pm

    Come back and talk to me when you drink too much and try to get into the Dean’s house at 3:00 am.

  365. Comment by Michael on November 18, 2011 11:19 pm

    I mean, jeebers, most Baylor students are kids who got kicked out of Bit Ten schools already.

  366. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 11:19 pm

    Sorry, Vman.

  367. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 11:20 pm

    Is that like a Big Ten school?

  368. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 11:21 pm

    I was always glad that we had Michigan State in the Big Ten.

    That way, the kids who couldn’t get into Michigan had a place to go.

  369. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 11:24 pm

    Come back and talk to me when you drink too much and try to get into the Dean’s house at 3:00 am.

    Guaranteed. You, counselor, are on speed dial.

  370. Comment by Rosetta on November 18, 2011 11:24 pm

    Before I met Dave, I thought that getting kicked out of Baylor was impossible.

    Baylor is a lemon party?

  371. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 11:25 pm

    Abner V. McCall we are pissing on your lawn.

    Abner V. McCall we are pissing on your lawn.

    Abner V. McCall we are pissing on your lawn,

    so come out and we’ll piss on you.

    *tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic or “This is How to Get Arrested in Waco”

  372. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 11:26 pm

    My cousin, Michele, married a Michigan alum. Her eldest is a freshman at Michigan. Her son wears Michigan gear to family functions. I have to make snide comments for my Buckeye family members.

  373. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 11:30 pm

    Oso, my boss is a Buckeye.

    I like to kid him about being a role model to the other mentally handicapped.

  374. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 11:32 pm

    Guaranteed. You, counselor, are on speed dial.

    *
    Huddles next to the phone, waiting for Cyn’s call*

  375. Comment by Osoloco on November 18, 2011 11:32 pm

    My favorite rivalry in sports.

  376. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 11:36 pm

    Rosetta – Did you essplain to Mrs. Rosetta how you “accidentally” lopped off Henry’s hair while she was out?

  377. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 18, 2011 11:40 pm

    My son and his GF are coming for the T’giving weekend. We’ll be displaying Herself’s Bucky the Buckeye garden gnome, I’m sure. Anything to make the UMich alums feel welcome.

  378. Comment by Cyn on November 18, 2011 11:42 pm

    Nighty night and sweet dreams cool kids.

  379. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 11:44 pm

    Uh-oh. Gabe’s gonna be pissed.

    The other OSU (OK State) is down by a TD in OT. They didn’t score the entire 2nd half and let ISU crawl back into the game.

  380. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 11:45 pm

    I don’t need a gnome to know how small the buckeyes are.

  381. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 11:45 pm

    Nitey night Cyn.

  382. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 11:47 pm

    Andy, I never think of OK State as OSU. Ever. Or Oregon State. There is only one OSU.

  383. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 11:47 pm

    G’night, Cyn.

    Andy, punch yourself in the face. I haven’t seen a Sunny pic all day.

  384. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 11:49 pm

    Oh, sorry. I have to take the little critter outdoors here shortly. I’ll snap one.

  385. Comment by count on November 18, 2011 11:51 pm

    OK state is OK lite

  386. Comment by Lipstick on November 18, 2011 11:51 pm

    Is he house broken?

  387. Comment by count on November 18, 2011 11:53 pm

    Drudge Don’t fuckaround

    Traffic Statistics
    797 million monthly page views
    2.6 billion monthly ad impressions
    13.3 million monthly unique visitors
    1.9 million daily unique visitors (weekday)
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  388. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 11:53 pm

    And there you go. It’s back to LSU/Alabama. And Alabama can’t even win the SEC.

  389. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 11:54 pm

    Count, just imagine the traffic he’d get if he had BBF.

  390. Comment by jenn1964 on November 18, 2011 11:54 pm

    Wasn’t Anne Hathaway kind of an unofficial moron sex goddess for awhile?

    http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2011/11/anne-hathaway-is-fed-up.php

  391. Comment by xbradtc on November 18, 2011 11:55 pm

    Yeah, Jenn, there was a (bogus) report that she did anal.

  392. Comment by count on November 18, 2011 11:56 pm

    we should all pitch in for a banner add of BBF for a couple hours on any given friday. Talk about new blood….

  393. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on November 18, 2011 11:56 pm

    Ok. On Demand has all of Season One of Torchwood right now.

    Better than crack. My sweet, sweet Gwen. Curves. Lethality. And that sexy Welsh accent.

    What’s not to love?

  394. Comment by osoloco on November 18, 2011 11:57 pm

    Jenn, yes she was. I think it was a movie or an interview that put Anne on the moron radar.

  395. Comment by count on November 18, 2011 11:57 pm

    scratch that idea cause then it’d be dudefest x 10, HHD banner for sure

  396. Comment by Andy on November 18, 2011 11:58 pm

    ‘Night all.

  397. Comment by daveintexas on November 18, 2011 11:58 pm

    Given the sad news about their basketball coach and assistant, well you know.

  398. Comment by osoloco on November 19, 2011 12:04 am

    The assistant was a local girl from Abq. Very sad news today.

  399. Comment by xbradtc on November 19, 2011 12:09 am

    Huh? What’s the sad news?

  400. Comment by osoloco on November 19, 2011 12:11 am

    Plane crash in Arkansas.

  401. Comment by xbradtc on November 19, 2011 12:16 am

    Oh, that is awful.

  402. Comment by Osoloco on November 19, 2011 12:20 am

    Womens basketball coach. His assistant. The pilot and the pilot’s wife. The OSU campus is devastated.

  403. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 19, 2011 12:20 am

    Oh we’re gonna fight fight fight for Iowa state, and may her colors ever fly.
    We’re gonna fight with might for Iowa state, with a will to do or die RAH RAH RAH.
    Loyal sons forever true, and we’ll fight the battle through.
    And when we hit that line we’ll hit it hard, every yard for I S U!

  404. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 19, 2011 12:25 am

    They had a tribute and moment of silence at the football game in Ames, for the OSU coach.

  405. Comment by xbradtc on November 19, 2011 12:31 am

    All right, girls, I’m out. I’ll see you disfigured lepers tomorrow.

  406. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 19, 2011 1:25 am

    Killed it with the Iowa state fight song, YES!

  407. Comment by Sean M. on November 19, 2011 2:35 am

    I’m just hoping my boys don’t get their asses beat too badly by Stanfurd tomorrow night.

    GO BEARS!

  408. Comment by Lipstick on November 19, 2011 5:48 am

    derp

  409. Comment by Car in on November 19, 2011 6:32 am

    wakey wakey

  410. Comment by Lipstick on November 19, 2011 6:45 am

    I made the best salmon last night and it was so easy.

    Spread mayo over salmon, sprinkle with sea salt. Wrap fairly tightly in foil and bake at 350 for 30 minutes, uncover and bake for 20 minutes.

    I was skeptical, but this was awesome!

  411. Comment by lauraw on November 19, 2011 7:05 am

    Reeeeeeeaaallly?

    Whole or fillet?

  412. Comment by Car in on November 19, 2011 7:11 am

    Ski swap this morning. Wakey wakey. Up everyone. Come on. The best deals to the early bird.

  413. Comment by Lipstick on November 19, 2011 7:12 am

    Fillet.

  414. Comment by Lipstick on November 19, 2011 7:18 am

    And be generous with the mayo.

  415. Comment by mare on November 19, 2011 7:30 am

    ‘Morning good people!

  416. Comment by scott on November 19, 2011 7:45 am

    Mare! http://i.imgur.com/nrmTr.jpg

  417. Comment by MJ on November 19, 2011 7:45 am

    Morning. How does one cook a whole tenderloin?

  418. Comment by lauraw on November 19, 2011 7:46 am

    Slice it up into medallions and grill it. 😛

  419. Comment by Pupster on November 19, 2011 7:56 am

    Andy, I never think of OK State as OSU. Ever. Or Oregon State. There is only one OSU.

    Pup ♥ crazy bear.

  420. Comment by mare on November 19, 2011 7:58 am

    HA! Scott, I was just looking at Caturday at the chive!

  421. Comment by mare on November 19, 2011 8:01 am

    I think Carin was asking:

    http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=61059

  422. Comment by MJ on November 19, 2011 8:03 am

    Tosses molatov cocktail toward CT.

  423. Comment by lauraw on November 19, 2011 8:09 am

    *catches it, pulls out rag fuse, sniffs contents*

    You use Beefeater to make bombs? The Hell is wrong with you, Sonny?

    *goes off in search of olives*

  424. Comment by lauraw on November 19, 2011 8:10 am

    http://www.bing.com/search?q=whole+tenderloin+recipes&form=MOZSBR&pc=MOZI

  425. Comment by BrewFan on November 19, 2011 8:16 am

    Hello Hotsausages and Fellow Travelers!

    *kisses everybody with stinky morning breath*

  426. Comment by BrewFan on November 19, 2011 8:17 am

    Pups check your dogmail!

  427. Comment by BrewFan on November 19, 2011 8:18 am

    There is only one OSU

    I hear they’re going to rename UI to OSU (Obama State Univerity) just to piss off the entire state of Ohio.

  428. Comment by daveintexas on November 19, 2011 8:19 am

    ROAFMED TEMBERLOINS!

  429. Comment by Pupster on November 19, 2011 8:19 am

    Thanks Brew and Geezer. I just finished the campaign last night.

    Andy?

  430. Comment by BrewFan on November 19, 2011 8:22 am

    Geezer and I played last night. Had a good time but the more the merrier. Anybody else here want to hook up for some MW3? Shoot me an email and I’ll organize a date and time. *looks at MCPO*

  431. Comment by scott on November 19, 2011 8:33 am

    Yay! UC Davis cops found a cure for lice.

  432. Comment by Pupster on November 19, 2011 9:18 am

    New Poat.

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