Good afternoon sexual harassers. Please quit being Mr. or Mrs. grabby-hands and pay a little attention to this post. And by pay attention to this post, I mean listen to this song first.
Jana Defi was born in the Check-Republic (fuck them and their oddly placed consonants) way back in 1984. She first began working as a glamour model in 2005, relying on her tremendous smile to break into the business. There was much controversy about the validity of her breasts, but she cleared that up by paying a doctor to say that they are 100%, take it to the bank real. Please inspect for yourselves.
The following historical record is presented by Drugs and Alcohol.
1429 – Joan of Arc liberates St. Pierre.
1677– The future Mary II of England marries William of Orange. They would later jointly reign as William and Mary.
1783 – W.A. Mozart‘s Symphony No. 36 is performed for the first time in Linz, Austria.
1839 – The Newport Rising the last large-scale armed rebellion against authority in mainland Britain.
1921 – Japanese Prime Minister Hara Takashi is assassinated in Tokyo.
1922– In Egypt, British archaeologist Howard Carter and his men find the entrance to Pharaoh Tutankhaman’s tomb in the Valley of the Kings.
1973– The Netherlands experiences the first Car Free Sunday caused by the 1973 Oil Crisis. Highways are deserted and are used only by cyclists and roller skaters.
1979 – Iran Hostage Crisis begins: a group of Iranians mostly students, invades the US embassy in Tehran and takes 90 hostages (53 of whom are American).
2008 – Barack Obama becomes the first African-American to be elected President of the United States.
*Thank God. That wall could have fallen over.
*Soccer is still for fags.
*You look confused. Lie back, close your eyes, and let me help you understand the concept of…of…what? Sorry, I was distracted.
This weekend should be fun. Mrs MJ is making me recreate this photo for a holiday something or other. I don’t get it, but if I play this correctly and bitch enough, I’ll prolly get some ‘Thank You Nice Husband’ sex. Please call Car in and tell her what kind of sex you’ll be having.
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