It’s been a very sad week here at H2. Several of our esteemed colleagues have passed on, bought the farm, met their maker, bit the dust, kicked the bucket, cashed in, are pushing up daisies, crossed the river Styx, checked out, gone into the fertilizer business, bought the pine condo, etc.
I thought I would summarize the list in this here poat.
First to go was GheeMLand: he succumbed to an STD. Go figure.
Next, was pretty Roamy: somebody flipped her the bird – right smack on top of her head.
Then we lost Cyn: It isn’t at all clear how she died. But she was married to Sarah Palin, so I’m sure she’s in Hell, because she was surely in Heaven here on earth.
That was all on Monday. Then on Tuesday:
We lost Wiser and Wiserbud: it seems they set themselves on fire. First instance of simultaneous spontaneous combustion evar.
Then Carin passed: her horrendous infection was not a pretty sight near the end, but she wouldn’t listen.
Then later that day Dave went: tragic accident involving……wait fot it…..
Wednesday brought us even more tragic news.
Our fearless leader Rosetta left us: But he does that all the time these days, so no biggie.
But then MJ: Something to do with a chicken wing and an alligator. Apparently it wasn’t his first try.
Then the day concluded with the loss of Americano: They make a powder to cure what ailed him, but he was stubborn about certain things.
On to Thursday – more bad news.
MCPO left us: But at his age it was hardly any surprise.
Then we got the tragic news of BiW’s passing: Car accident. Anyone know which ambulance chaser is on his case?
Next up was me: It wasn’t clear from Roamy’s poat whether I am dead or just lost at sea.
Friday brought us two more sad tales.
Poor Mrs. Peel: A side of her was revealed that none were aware of. May she rest in piece.
And finally we were shocked at the loss of Laura: she just couldn’t take it anymore, and managed to provoke a mugging and knife fight.
Anyway, it was a tough week here.
Oh, and by the way, Rosetta, bite us!
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