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  1. I was going to comment on the old poat, but Twitter said we had a new one.

  2. Ohai Andy!

  3. heh. I saw that tank dog earlier this week when someone linked it at Ac….

    ummmmm…..

    nice poat, cyn.

  4. Sorry, I was distracted.

  5. Isn’t this the prettiest poat ever?

    *admires handiwork, glares at everyone for not immediately coming over to new poat*

  6. Tank Dog was new to me and that’s what counts!

  7. Should we eulogize this poat?

  8. Eulogize it already? Can we toast it first??

  9. That reminds me of this. Old but good.

  10. Gotta admit, nice catch.

  11. Too cute Dave! Dead pussycat.

  12. Cyn, summarize the eulogies, please. How did we all die?

  13. How did we all die?

    Not well.

  14. cats must die

  15. *waits for uproarious laughter that a chick can quote Bond movies; remembers she’s at H2*

  16. *waits for uproarious laughter that a chick can quote Bond movies…

    hell, we’re still amazed you know how to use a computer for something more than updating your facebook page…..

  17. Pussy Galore

  18. I’m the one who can only use a computer to update my Facebook page. If it weren’t for the “Share on Facebook” on my toolbar, I’d be clueless there too.

  19. Good advice to Jenn, Pup, I like the way you think

  20. Pussy Galore

    huh. I figured you for more of a Plenty O’Toole kind of guy…..

  21. hell, we’re still amazed you know how to use a computer for something more than updating your facebook page…..

    I know!! But there’s recipes out there too even!!

    *vows not to search for anymore awesomely awesome bewb pics*

  22. I’m the one who can only use a computer to update my Facebook page

    oso…

    pron….

    jus’ sayin’

  23. I know!! But there’s recipes out there too even!!

    And diet tips????

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!!!

  24. So we’re just skipping Bewbs & Backfat Friday?

  25. Computers are easy Oso. Like riding a bike.

  26. well, we were supposed to have 3 eulogies today….

  27. Riding a computer is like riding a bike?

    Go on …

  28. Computers are easy Oso. Like riding a bike sybian.

    You know that’s what cyn really meant to say……

  29. Skipping BBF: That was kinda the deal when as we had enough eulogies to fill the day. o_O

  30. who the fuck walks in a run in the WS?

    sorry, Dave, it looks like it’s not the Ranger’s year again…….

    But just think, they need to lose two more WS to match Buffalo Bill’s level of fail.

  31. You know that’s what cyn really meant to say……

    Shit!! Did I copy you in accidentally on my email to Oso again?

  32. WTF?!?!?!?

    put a fork in the Rangers. They are done.

  33. I’ll explain it in full detail Andy. Lemme just flip on my webcam here…

  34. >> who the fuck walks in a run in the WS?

    an ump who can’t see the strike zone.

  35. I try to go through life without thinking. Barbie was quoting me with the whole “Math is hard” dealio.

  36. Hi

  37. an ump who can’t see the strike zone.

    Yeah…. stupid ump. Seriously, if you are that dedicated to bringing in a run, hit the guy!

  38. There’s no math using computers! You’re all set Oso!

  39. Who miseulogized?

  40. I try to go through life without thinking. Barbie was quoting me with the whole “Math is hard” dealio.

    I get the feeling that oso is what I like to refer to as “good stupid”

  41. Who miseulogized?

    Rosie.

  42. The bean ball……It’s wide right!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Holly Goodhead

  44. Ooo lookie that score.

    Are you breathing still Dave?

  45. Nice fucking catch.

    SHIT

  46. >> Rosie.

    Well if I had to guess …

  47. I have multiple shit talking coming in from 7 sources.

    I’m not breathing so much as alt-tabbing and saying “oh fuck you”

  48. Bond Girl Name Generator

    http://www.madhon.com/bond_girl.php#

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

    “cyn” = “Tia Menstrua”

  49. Well if I had to guess …

    it happens.

  50. HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that’s hilarious wiser!

  51. “wiserbud” = ” Asia Swallowes”

  52. I’m getting Cardinal smak from all sides and my Ranger loving Mom calls to tell me my 99 yr old grandfather is in the hospital. She didn’t want to interrupt the game to get the word out.

  53. awww

  54. Hope it’s nothing serious Oso.

  55. best wishes to grandpa, oso

  56. Cyn and Oso hit the beach:

  57. Yay! I’m “good stupid”

  58. Heh heh naughty Pup!

  59. Evenin’ Hostagefolkseseses.

  60. Hello, Newman.

  61. Evenin’ Hostagefolkseseses.

    whattup, Selinda Sparks?

  62. That’s a reference. From a TV show. Right?

  63. Sky!

  64. nah.

    Gypsy curse.

  65. That’s a reference. From a TV show. Right?

    http://www.madhon.com/bond_girl.php#

  66. osoloco = ” Tamara Highbeams”

  67. (oh.. context. Skylia and me been talkin shit about the game for a while. She’s feelin froggy)

  68. I think I want a do-over for my Bond Girl name.

  69. It’s starting to get too easy to talk shit. Like fish in a barrel.

  70. ah.

    well, I have a 6:30 flight tomorrow and a long, sad weekend ahead of me, so I’m out of here, ladies and gents.

    Kick rosetta mercilessly for me if and when he shows up.

  71. Skylia Ember = “Bunny Goodwood”

  72. “Highbeams”? I’m almost 50.

  73. Wiser, my condolences. Safe travels.

  74. What Dave said.

    Safe travels, buddy.

  75. I got a better name when I entered my original nic, Ms Cyn =
    “Malena Insatia”

  76. thanks, my friends.

  77. Sympathies Wiser

  78. Night, Wiser! We don’t internet chat enough these days.

  79. Wiser, you’ll be able to travel to NC after all? Safe travels

  80. >> I got a better name when I entered my original nic, Ms Cyn =
    “Malena Insatia”

    Tiger Cyn = Lucy Shagmore

  81. “Bunny Goodwood”

    You got a decent name there Skylia

  82. Can’t argue that

  83. HA! I’d forgotten about Tiger Cyn. HAHA!

  84. Who was that that just sang? I missed his name.

  85. David Nail

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXdIcgueM4U&ob=av2e

  86. Bond Villian Name Generator:
    http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/8557/

    Andy = Hans Freakingsan

  87. Thanks Andy.

    I thought he did a very nice job.

  88. Hahahaha

    No, Ms. Cyn. I expect you to die!

    /Hans

  89. Yeah I thought so too.

    Didn’t realize he was from MO.

  90. He’d do for HHD too.

  91. Hahahah!
    Lupe Beaverbanks

  92. I got; Clarion Bigtits…I shit you not

  93. Ember Jr.: “Mom, can I have a dessert? I ate all my bacon!” Does that make me a good parent, or a bad one?

  94. That depends.

    Did she get dessert?

  95. Laughing at Clarion Bigtits

  96. Lupe Beaverbanks

    Vmax did you use the Bond GIRL name generator? Ha!

  97. Quick Sohos!! turn off your webcam as I think they’re on to you!

  98. Oh, EFF YES!

  99. David Nail is no Dierks Bentley, but still hunky.

  100. She got Smarties, Andy.

  101. Yes Tiger Chick, I entered Cathy

  102. Was bacon the main course or a side?

  103. Sky

    http://bit.ly/vlbTaQ

  104. It was a bacon-wrapped pork loin. So, kinda main course.

  105. >> I got; Clarion Bigtits…I shit you not

    I kinda believe this.

    Also… FAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  106. If I turn off my webcam how am I supposed to make a living?

  107. I think you may have hit on a theme for the next HHD, Jewstin. :)

  108. I hope Count makes me bacon in the morning. I hope I hope

  109. I hope Count makes me bacon in the morning. I hope I hope

  110. You have a very good set of points for not turning off your cam Sohos. *nods in agreement*

  111. Bacon wrapped pork?

    That sounds awesome.

  112. Wow!!! I am magical *twirls with wand in hand*

  113. Shit. I gotta dig out my costume for tomorrow. My first one, anyway. (Only 2 for tomorrow.)

  114. I need bacon now.

    sonofa…

  115. That sounds awesome.

    It is pretty awesome. Although I prefer his bacon-wrapped pork chops. He wraps the chops in swiss cheese, then bacon, then tops it with cheddar. So. Yum.

  116. Well, Dave, I’ll be happy to ship you some left-over bacon. As a consolation prize.

  117. Prayers going out for oso grandpa and wiserfamily

  118. I lost the game

  119. >> I’ll be happy to ship you some left-over bacon

    You could hit me in the face with the frying pan. It would feel better.

  120. Howdy.

    http://tinyurl.com/44b7aah

  121. What’s the score?

  122. You could hit me in the face with the frying pan. It would feel better.

    I’m bookmarking this comment on my phone to show to you in the event we ever should meet. And I will bring a frying pan to every meat-up I go to until that day comes.

  123. Cards are kickin’ the Rangers asses. It’s a nice day.

  124. I wonder how Jen’s blind date turned out…

    http://tinyurl.com/3ewbm58

  125. **hits Dave in the face with a frying pan**

    **and a woodchipper**

  126. Hahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

    http://theothermccain.com/2011/10/28/smelly-hippies-get-ripped-off/

  127. Not you bitch. *shoves your face into the 3rd rail

  128. Thanks everyone. He is 99 and fighting infection can be tough at any age.

  129. >> And I will bring a frying pan to every meat-up I go to until that day comes.

    It has to be full of hot bacon grease for the full effect.

  130. Are they being mean to you Dave?

    C’mere big fella…

    http://tinyurl.com/6ghgw26

  131. It has to be full of hot bacon grease for the full effect.

    I can arrange that.

  132. So, are the Occupy Shit events as stupid elsewhere as they are here? Because Occupy Reno is occupying the dormant summer pool.

  133. Henry’s first Halloween costume:

    http://tinyurl.com/3kszrn8

  134. >> Are they being mean to you Dave?

    Nah. Cards fans earned the right. They played like mofakus, especially last night.

  135. Last night’s game was killing me. We were at a house party and I kept having to duck into my friend’s bedroom, at which point people would hear us randomly screaming and come wondering why we weren’t partying with them.

  136. Cardinal’s fans:

    http://tinyurl.com/3ue5kj4

  137. It just occurred to me there are no Schick commercials in this game.

  138. It’s fun watching them slowly freeze up here.

    The idiots in Boston were talking about building igloos last time I checked in on them.

  139. I don’t think you can build an igloo with mushy wet snow.

    I’m no expert.

  140. Hey, Xbrad, no whiskey for you from me tonight. *fucks off in a corner*

  141. BRB, honey needs to gloat on Facechimp.

  142. aaaaaand.. fuck

  143. It’s OK, Sky,

    We’ll kiss and make up tomorrow.

    **sneaks handle of cheap whiskey into blog**

  144. They have college degrees Dave, that makes them smarter than the average Eskimo.

    One guy was quoted saying “How hard can it be, the military occupies places. I am sure the mountains of Afghanistan get cold.”

    They are about to learn some stuff.

  145. Brads link about Portland was a hoot.

  146. Well, season’s over, xbrad. I guess you can have some whiskey now.

  147. >> They are about to learn some stuff.

    I remember trying to camp in a lean to, with cold rain and sleet hitting it, and waking up in frozen mud and water.

    So I like the lesson comin their way.

  148. We’re doin’ body shots tonight, right, Sky?

  149. I’m in a pretty good mood tonight, what with the Cards winning, my band playing their debut show tomorrow, and it being Halloween weekend. What the hell. BODY SHOTS!

  150. Hey Sky, you are an awesome baseball shit talkin chick.

    I pure hate yew tonight.

    Tomorrow is another day. Good luck with the debut.

  151. **puts on Chapstick out of consideration for Skylia…*

  152. Wow. Chapstick kills poats?

  153. It’s that original flavor that smells bad. Switch to cherry or strawberry.

  154. Sorry, Xbrad, I was in Ember Jr.’s bedroom, reading her a bedtime story.

    Damn parenting.

    And, Dave, thanks for the shit-talking compliment. It was fun … talking shit to you tonight. ;)


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