It’s Monday: Now get out there and kick some ass.

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  1. Fist.

  2. It’s Monday: Now get out there and kick some ass.

    *gives beasn the mother of all shitty looks*

    MAKE ME.

  3. Oh wait, GLand wrote this poat?

    *turns shitty look in his direction & increases intensity two clicks*

    MAAAAKE ME.

  4. >> This load of furniture is making my store smell bad.

    Why does the furniture smell bad?

  5. Like somebody’s cellar, I guess.

  6. Yuck

  7. *Gives Laura 2 purple nurples and a wedgie*

    Your made!

  8. Anyone know what the jew rate on taxes is?

  9. door and window open, hope that helps

  10. Mondays kick my ass.

  11. Anyone know what the jew rate on taxes is?

    Umm….what?

  12. Anyone know what the jew rate on taxes is?

    Brown

  13. Yeah Hotspur, I totally did not see this Monday coming. It was a sneaky one.

    *shoots GLand point-blank in the face with a jackhammer cannon*

  14. It’s bad enough that my printer tells me I have to change my cartridge. (How do I know it isn’t lying?) but then it makes me print a calibration page so I can waste the new ink I just put in.

    It’s a fucking scam!

  15. Our first furniture was “Early American”.

    Earlier Americans than us.

  16. *shoots GLand point-blank in the face with a jackhammer cannon*

    – – – – – –

    *deflects with a speed equal to the jew rate*

    *throws a bag of awesome at Laura*

  17. Aw, that Bag Of Awesome is wasted on me today.

    But thanks, man.

    *reloads*

  18. Anyone know what the jew rate on taxes is?

    If only we could get the rich to pay the Jew rate, we’d be in great shape.

  19. make them pay in gold

  20. Actually, it’s going to be really easy to figure out the Jew Rate when you do your taxes next year.

    It will right there on the form, next to the gold star.

  21. We should have a Jew income tax in this state.

    I wonder how much revenue we’d get from all 14 of em?

  22. Of course, to determine if you are required to pay the Jew rate, you need to complete Schedule J.

  23. We should have a Jew income tax in this state.

    Well, crap. Now I have to change my screen name.

  24. We were already onto you.

  25. Jallas?

  26. Good Morning douche hammers and hawt chicks!

  27. Obama should just go full retard and try to push a republican only tax. His base would love it, and it would have the same chance as his JOBS bill getting through congress.

  28. Cleaning house after the weekend with #1 son. Herself will be back this afternoon, so Imma stay busy today.

  29. Did you have a good visit?

  30. A sad day, indeed…
    chron.com: Doritos creator dies in Dallas at 97

  31. MJ – We had a blast, but the house is littered with empty bottles and I need to launder the bed clothes, vacuum, clean the kitchen (who knew that drunken bacon frying could result in a mess?) and such. . .

  32. Dennis Miller is in the tank for Herman Cain.

  33. Eddie – They would have us believe that the cops initiated violence. I have several friends who are police officers and the LAST thing they want to do is get into a wrestling match with smelly, hepatitis-infected, hippie assholes.

  34. . . . the house is littered with empty bottles . . .

    You never drunk dialed me!! Why do you hate me?

  35. Poor kids. Maybe they should live in a real police state? Go to Venezuela, and protest Chavez. See where that gets you.

  36. Dennis Miller is a Jew, no?

    what’s his tax rate?

  37. Eddie – They would have us believe that the cops initiated violence.

    Yep.

    These tools instigate and instigate and instigate, until they finally cross a line and the cops to what they are trained to do and *BINGO! they got the shot they were looking for the entire time.

    What’s really funny is that these idiots honestly think they are starting a serious movement, when all they are really doing is showing everyone just how small a group they really are.

    *FIGHT THE EVIL CAPITALISTIC SYSTEM!! Oh, and we are going to need batteries for our laptops so we can Tweet and Facebook our protest If you could Google the nearest Best Buy and pick some up for us, that would be awesome. Oh, and Muffy and Heather asked if you would bing them some Poland Spring water in those sports bottles. kthnx.

  38. THos pictures are the best they’ve got? Ha ha ha.

    I like how they showed that one fellow harmlessly tapping on a barracade, and the next thing you see is him with his face planted on the ground.

    Yea, I’m sure there was nothing else that happened. Dang cops.

    also, several pictures of the same girls pepper sprayed.

    *single tear falls down cheek.

  39. I did enjoy that one sign – “jobs for everyone at union wage”

    ha ha ha.

    stupid, smelly hippies.

  40. I love when the real world descends on hippies. Those pictures of them crying after being pepper sprayed warms my heart.

  41. Wiser, if you loved me you take one of those pictures and photoshop the following

    – Obama with his hand up — ha ha haa.

    and another with the Tienaman square tank coming to get them. LOL.

  42. I linked this yesterday, but it bears repeating.

    http://is.gd/yZ6rWM

  43. Remember the Peace Blimp?

    This could be just as good: Whitehouse.gov: We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

    At least we know what the AttackWatch website creator is doing now that his creation is in “full swing”.

  44. I need free ibuprofen!

    #White House Petition

  45. Yeah, like I’m going to register on a site run by SCoaMF and his Chicago goons!

  46. Good news for Texas!

  47. So was I the only one who saw this and windered if it wasn’t just a bit much?
    \
    http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/obama-asks-biblical-faith-his-agenda#.Tn_V4GpBqoU.facebook

  48. BisW – A base appeal to his base. “Dogs bark, the caravan moves on.”

  49. This new meme from the left: Republicans hate brown people so much they were willing to vote for a black man.

    The stupid is so strong with them.

  50. At least we know what the AttackWatch website creator is doing now that his creation is in “full swing”.

    They stopped using that two days after the premiered it. LOL. oops.

  51. Off the top of my head – we could start a petition about political hiring in the DOJ.

    Or, why his fundraisers out in California with two tech firms were closed to the public.

    Or, how we need to stop the Fed Reserve from forming a “social listening platform” to gather data from various sources of what people are saying about them.

  52. ‘Cause I loves Car In:

    “Get out there and fight for me!”

    Ohai, Barack Obama here for Poland Spring!”

    (I’m not going to pshop them into Tienanmen Square because that what they really believe themselves to be: the noble warriors fighting against the corruption of the fascist system. In reality, they are nothing but a bunch of lazy whining bitches who are trying prove that they can protest just as well as their mommies and daddies did back in the 60s, but this time they are going to win!

    It would be an insult to the Chinese who participated in the Tienanmen Square protests to equate these immature little leftard douchebags to them, especially since these little pieces of shit would be the ones in the tank.)

  53. Wiser, that’s some funny shit.

  54. Thanks, wiser.

    The Teinamen thing I thought would be funny because of the juxtaposition of what they faced/versus how much they’re crying about it.

  55. Wiser, that’s some funny shit.

    Thanks, man. Did you see the ones I did last week?

    The Teinamen thing I thought would be funny because of the juxtaposition of what they faced/versus how much they’re crying about it.

    Yeah, there is that aspect, but I honestly think that if I p-shopped them into T-Square, they wouldn’t see the irony and, in fact, take it as evidence of the righteousness of their struggle against The Man!.

    self-deluded little douchetards

  56. Last week’s were pretty awesome. I really like the crying hippies, though.

  57. I really like the crying hippies, though.

    Crying hippies are always a good thing.

    It’s amazing to me that they actually think they are moving people to their side with this childishness.

    Get a fucking job and then tell me how hard life is, you little trustafarian idiots

  58. Mare????

    http://fwd4.me/0CMb

  59. Every time a hippie cries, an evil capitalist gets the key to the executive washroom.

  60. Dead?

  61. This poat was the red shirt.

  62. never heard that version of Taps before.

    very nice.

    for a cover I mean.

  63. for a cover I mean.

    And where is he today?

  64. In a very large coffin

  65. This poat was the red shirt.

    My favorite scene in the Star Trek reboot was when Kirk, Sulu and a guy in a red shirt “space-parachuted” to destroy the machine that was killing that planet.

    As soon as I saw him suiting up, I said to wiserbride “he’s a dead man.”

  66. In a very large coffin

    ‘zakly

    I think I’ve made my point.

  67. Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, the only man to wear the red shirt and live to tell the tale.

  68. As soon as I saw him suiting up, I said to wiserbride “he’s a dead man.”

    You just know the Trekkies would have pilloried Abrams if he killed a different colored shirt.

  69. >> I think I’ve made my point.

    He was already dead. Not even the same thing.

  70. You just know the Trekkies would have pilloried Abrams if he killed a different colored shirt.

    It’s like that scene in GalaxyQuest wear Guy realizes he has no last name.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1-Wpq-NOQg

  71. He was already dead. Not even the same thing.

    *cough

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFhstf1ybMM

  72. I meant dead dead, not career dead. Dead, as in death.

  73. Mr. TiFW bought a couple of bags of those new Reese’s “Minis” over the weekend.

    There’s a REASON those suckers are individually wrapped……
    (be sure and store them in the refrigerator if you buy them)

  74. That movie – galaxy quest – cracked me up. Prolly because I was such a sci-fi nerd.

    Growing up, as a little girl, my favorite show was star trek. I think I saw every episode a zillion times.

    I’m sure I’m alone in this here .

    (lol – I’m joshing)

  75. Galaxy Quest = best pseudo parody movie evah!

  76. LET’S ALL GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMEONE KILLS GUY!!!

  77. I meant dead dead, not career dead. Dead, as in death.

    no difference.

  78. Cover songs kill.

    It’s a known fact.

  79. Cover songs are the musical versions of red shirts.

  80. >> no difference.

    That’s silly of course there’s a difference, unless you’re a Democrat voter.

  81. That’s silly of course there’s a difference, unless you’re a Democrat voter.

    always with the exceptions…..

  82. Examples, not exceptions.

  83. Examples, not exceptions.

    anecdotes are not data

  84. What about metaphors?

  85. What about metaphors?

    no thanks. I’m on a diet.

  86. …………and stay dead this time!

  87. I love Galaxy Quest

  88. WTF is Galaxy Quest? When and where did you people grow up?

  89. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177789/

    Great movie, MJ. I’m sure you’d love it.

  90. MJ here you go:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177789/

  91. Hey Jay!!!!!!! Pinch poke!

  92. Here’s your coke!

  93. Car in, I found you a Twitter follow!

    http://twitter.com/psa563/statuses/118409988535365632

  94. I just love the new tone.

    It makes me all tingly in my swimsuit area.

  95. Both of you suck. How can you possibly watch sci-fi like that.

    Check this out and report back your thoughts:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y07I_KER5fE

  96. LOVE Galaxy Quest!

    My sister gave us that for Christmas on DVD one year – we were very excited, but didn’t get around to opening it for a while. When we finally did (we were going to take it to a friend’s house to show it), we realized that she had picked up the Spanish version.

    We had to call her to see if she had done it as a joke (you had to have known my sister) or not – she was so embarassed!

    We all had a good laugh, though –

  97. The question that the Michigan Manitee should be asking himself is how long he is willing to wait for dialysis under Obamacare.

  98. Starship Troopers is an all time favorite!

  99. And MJ – we’ve met.

    Trust me when I tell you that you would LOVE Galaxy Quest as well; it was an instant classic – kind of like Airplane.

  100. Please go sign this:

    http://tinyurl.com/3cqc8nj

  101. Please go sign this:

    http://tinyurl.com/3cqc8nj

    Hahaha. WeThePeople.com, going the way of AttackWatch and the Dodo.

    I thought these guys were internet savvy. Helpful Hint lefties: it helps if you ask more people than your friends if something is a good idea.

  102. I’ll offer to buy someone’s insurance for them when they offer to buy me ammunition.

    I flippin’ hate Michael Moore.

  103. >> anecdotes are not data

    You had one anecdote. I had many.

  104. You had one anecdote. I had many.

    bzzzt!

    Pat Greene is not “many”

  105. Poor little Michael Feingold is upset because New York City still can’t support a permanent repertory theatre.

    Waaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! We have to WORK for our money, just like everyone else; nobody will just GIVE it to us!!!!!!!!!!

    I guess he doesn’t realize that the millionaires and billionaires are the only ones who can AFFORD to go to the theatre these days – if he gets his wish, there won’t be anyone left to buy tickets……

  106. Shhh, quit using logic. It just muddies the argument.

  107. if he gets his wish, there won’t be anyone left to buy tickets……

    But tickets? IF that brave little turd get shis way, it will be free! FREE!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE FREE!!!!!!!

    Except Pat Greene cds. Those come with an extremely heavy price attached to them.

  108. Exactly, BiW. But the whole commie thing is gross, it doesn’t work, get over it Feingold.

  109. Let’s tax Feingold at the Jew Rate.

  110. *takes money for new keyboard out of Hotspur’s petty cash drawer*

  111. Shhh, quit using logic. It just muddies the argument.

    Whut?

    I’m one of them thar knuckle-draggin’, cuzin-marryin’, barefoot-and-pregnant hillbillies whut lives in the trailer park out in the boonies – I don’t know nuthin’ ’bout no logic…..

  112. >> Pat Greene is not “many”

    You simply refuse to recall. There were multiple examples, from myself and others as you well know because you moved goalposts multiple times (never heard of him, I meant a recent performing artist, etc. etc).

  113. We just received a notification in the mail that many of the services that people currently on the CLASS program can receive under Medicaid (Rebecca qualifies independently of our insurance and was on a waiting list for 6 years, so when her name came up, we jumped at the chance) are going to be DECREASED to save costs to the state. (Of course, the government currently wants more money to increase the number of people on these programs)

    Thanks, Obama!

  114. Nice car.

    http://tinyurl.com/3nrl57h

  115. You simply refuse to recall.

    I recall…. 4. Linda Ronstadt, Van Halen, Pat Greene and the Rolling Stones. Who’s next, Tony Bennett?

    I recall providing numerous example of my own, like GnR, Counting Crows, Sheryl Crow, Metallica and Smashmouth. You know, bands that were actually popular within the last couple of decades who, almost immediately after releasing a cover, quietly slipped into obscurity.

    (BTW, I never said the cover caused that, though many people still misunderstand that part…)

    you moved goalposts multiple times

    Also known as “refining the theory.” Happens all the time. You just want to think that you can keep repeating “PAT GREENE! PAT GREENE!!” (whoever that is) like that’s some sort of magical phrase meaning “DAVE WINS!!!” as opposed to recognizing that I may actually have a valid point.

  116. XBrad, is that Katy Mixon?

    She is SOOOO funny and cute! (And sexy, too, but that goes without saying) Mr. TiFW just loves her to pieces……

  117. Brrr.

    Guys with bright blonde eyelashes and eyebrows on a tan face are freaky lookin’.

  118. I’m not the one repeating Pat Greene here.

  119. WHY ARE YOU ENGAGING HIM

  120. I have no idea who it is, TiFW.

  121. WHY ARE YOU ENGAGING HIM

    heh heh heh…

    where’s that brick wall….

  122. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-k9YVqSRQE

  123. Don’t make me put another poat up… I’ll do it!

    hey Wiser, my neighbor got home from his 8 month long tour last night. We watched football, drank beer and talked about him doing an album of just cover tunes, I think he was into it.

  124. Pat Greene kills threads.

  125. talked about him doing an album of just cover tunes, I think he was into it.

    getting tired of being popular, huh?

    Yeah, then that would be a great project for him to work on.

  126. HA, actually he has a couple of film projects coming up that he is going to spend time on.

    No word on if he still wants me to hold the camera for sure, but I offered.

  127. >> WHY ARE YOU ENGAGING HIM

    Shhh.. he’s about to lose his voice again.

  128. Omg, there’s all sorts of crazy petitions on that “we the people” thing. THere’s on for raw milk.

    Ha ha ha …
    here’s another one:

    “recognize the men and women who are occupying wall street” … lol

    I guess they mean the protesters.

    Losers.

  129. There’s another for banning circumcision.

    Yea, obama, get on that.

  130. Shhh.. he’s about to lose his voice again.

    …………….

  131. Ha ha ha … here’s two more good ones:

    Immediately disclose the government’s knowledge of and communications with extraterrestrial beings
    it’s got almost 3000 signatures.

    and this one

    Forgive student load debt to stimulate the economy and usher in a new era of innovation, entrepreneurship and prosperity.

    @@@@@@@@@

  132. Get your politics off of my weiner!

    /myns studies graduate class of 2012

  133. Wtf is up with this one?

    “Restore democracy by ending corporate personhood”

    It’s like they babble in a different language.

  134. What do they do with all of those foreskins? How do we know they don’t deep fry them and sell them as some kind of snackfood?

  135. Ban di-hydrogen monoxide.

  136. this is making me stupid:

    Grant clemancy to Native amercian activist Leonard Peltier without delay.

  137. wow it’s hot here

  138. Well, at least AttackWatch hasn’t had an update since 9/14.

  139. hahaha, so i have this old friend from highschool on facechimp and she posted how proud she was for the wall street protestors and some chick posted this comment:

    “so does that mean you’ll get something going with me local??? i have the courage and drive now to go…. somewhere…. all by myself and hold a poster saying…. something… about change. but the dilemma i’m so clueless about really wha…t’s going on that i have no idea what it’s about! other than the root of it all is greed as part of the catalyst for bringing in a new world. i have the strong urge to add momentum in and outside way – not just internal any lonnger – to the revolution but how?”

    That pretty much explains every last one of them….

  140. Count that chick is a pathetic, uneducated, loser. Or what I like to call a, “stupid idiot.”

  141. Mare, you’re so judgmental.

  142. “Mare, you’re so judgmental.”

    Amen to that!

  143. I’m also a Tea Partier (in heart, mind and spirit) and evidently I’m going to ruin America or something.

  144. I guess she decided it was probably easier to just take another hit off the ol’ bong, eh?

  145. racist

  146. The term “racist” means nothing to me anymore….besides a chuckle.

    “…..for the wall street protestors….”

    *snicker* Stupid idiots!

    https://occupywallst.org/

  147. The term “racist” means nothing to me anymore

    MARE HATES PUPPIES!!!

  148. If the friend of the friend REALLY wants to demonstrate how much she HATES corporate greed, and wants to show how “down” she is with their cause, she should immediately stop using everything in her life that was manufactured by a big, greedy, capitalistic corporation.

    Starting with Facebook.

    But THEN she won’t have time to go out and protest, because she will be so worn out from trying to keep her family alive.

    Then again, she just might find herself on her hands and knees, thanking all of those big, mean corporations for making her life so much easier than it was for her ancestors……

    (I think I have an idea for a post on my blog – can I steal your friend’s friend’s FB comment?)

  149. Teresa, that’s a damn good point that I keep forgetting to use for scorning these idiots (stupid idiots)!

  150. When I think about it, “racist” NEVER meant anything to me. My folks weren’t, my friends weren’t. I wasn’t. I simply was too lazy to care about someone’s color.

    Picture a whinny kid, with his head thrown back yelling, “Do I have to care that you’re (insert race)?”

  151. Did she take off her bedroom slippers?

  152. Goddamn it’s hot today.

    *Checks calendar

    *Scratches head

  153. HAHAHAHAHA

  154. We’re one EMP away from being rid of all these freaks. As well as a lot of decent folks.

  155. Mare, thanks for the link to the “Occupy Wall Street” website.

    I especially like how they don’t have anything planned before 1:00 EST on any date on their schedule.

    And that they are running low on food (and yet, there is free pizza for anyone who will join them).

    And that they can only accept money orders, as they aren’t set up to cash checks yet.

    Yeppers, they are REALLY showing the man, aren’t they?

  156. Oh, and there are a grand total of 92 comments on Day 10 of the “Occupation by the 99%”……

  157. So no one predicted this would happen to Rosetta?

    http://tinyurl.com/43mhofz

  158. Gravity is Rosetta’s enemy.

  159. Goddamn it’s hot today.

    *Checks calendar

    *Scratches head

    hahahaha you in Texas now boy 😉

  160. I woke up at 5:00 this morning because my air conditioner crapped out (the humidity?). I wonder what a swamp cooler would do to my utility bill.

  161. I kinda miss Frank Zappa

  162. My thermostat is set at 83 during the day. I turn it to down to 76 when I go to bed.

  163. go for it tif i’d love for you to quote that moron

  164. Swamp cooler in Houston is about as useless as Floyd’s balls.

  165. Pendejo’s got it. Our swamp cooler stops working when the humidity is in the teens.

  166. Great. Thanks for crushing my hopes and dreams, guys.

    *Sweats profusely

  167. A swamp cooler would be useful only because of teh drought.

    Otherwise it ain’t shit. And it sure ain’t shit around Houston.

  168. Swamp coolers don’t really work in Houston – it’s too humid…..

  169. Count/Sohos – is the friend a guy or a gal? (I’m guessing a gal, but I’ve been wrong before…..)

  170. Never mind – you already said it was a chick….

  171. Picture a whinny kid, with his head thrown back yelling, “Do I have to care that you’re (insert race)?”
    ———————————
    Perfectly true.

  172. Mare, do you work here?

    http://is.gd/Ic3fPO

  173. HAH! Ok, true

  174. Heh. What’s next, an ice cream shop called “2 girls, 1 cone”?

  175. Mare, do you work here?

    Hey, I’ve been . . . uh. . . to the shop across the street from there.

  176. Hey, MJ, I didn’t know you were an author:

    http://tinyurl.com/3rhr8j2

  177. Which one?

  178. 83 is too hot for the day. You should readjust to 78 during day and 75 at night. I don’t think it will effect your electric bill by much or at all

  179. 78 is too hot for day, and I’d never get any sleep with 75 at night.

  180. Ghetto bar, losers.

  181. Ghetto bars are for losers, yes.

    My favorite dive was The Lobby of the old Capitol Theatre in Flint.

    The Torch was a strong second.

  182. Well I am telling Jewstin to lower his temps for Houston

  183. I’m going to go out in the roasting 63 and drive home now.

  184. Hey, MJ, I didn’t know you were an author:
    ————————–
    + 139 Pulitzer Prizes

  185. Oh my God. I heard thunder. Is that thunder?

  186. Did you have chili for dinner?

  187. We keep ours at 78 in the daytime and 76 at night.

  188. My electric bill was $35 last month. I’d like to keep it there.

  189. Jewstin are you working or have you always depended on the kindness of strangers?*

    *Yes, it’s a Streetcar Named Desire reference.

  190. I understand that but even at 78 you should still be at 35.

  191. MCPO, I’ve been keeping busy with temp work, but I haven’t found anything permanent yet.

  192. Mine was $35 too.

    Plus $400

  193. $35? Thank Texas for that Jewstin.

    Ours is never under $125, with AC it can top $200.

  194. No comment.

  195. We “level bill” at $100 a month for electricity. In the winter, we use about half of that per month. I lurve me some natural gas heat.

    Jewstin – What kind of permanent work are you looking for buddy.

  196. Mine is 350 this month but we are 76 during day and 73 at night.

  197. We “level bill” at $100 a month for electricity. In the winter, we use about half of that per month. I lurve me some natural gas heat.

    Jewstin – What kind of permanent work are you looking for buddy?

  198. Holy crap! How do you have $400 on your electric bill?! Do you have an arc welder running full time in the basement?

  199. He has a pool Jewstin, those things kill about 3 polar bears a month.

  200. I’m in a sammich

  201. >> Holy crap! How do you have $400 on your electric bill?!

    80 days above 100 this summer and pool pumps.

  202. MCPO, I’m working construction. It’s easy enough and there always seems to be work available.

  203. SoHoS – Lucky you!

  204. MCPO you screwed up.

    That dining room table and chairs went for $550.

    The Barbara Stanwyck nude fetched $6000.

  205. those things kill about 3 polar bears a month.

    I expect a package of polar bear jerky for Christmas this year.

  206. DAMMIT!!!

  207. 100 a month in the summer here. I try to keep it in the 70s for the dogs with fans and swamp cooler.

  208. In Vegas?!?

  209. I hate the Cowboys, but not tonight.

  210. I don’t know about Vegas, but Boise is in the desert and at night the temperature tanked. A fan in an open window was good enough at night.

  211. Did anyone else go to a Chinese buffet alone today to avoid logistical headaches?

  212. Albuquerque is High Desert and our temps at night aren’t that bad. This year was brutal. I’m still whining and it is dropping into the 50s at night. My hubby is all about open windows and fans in the Fall.

  213. Leon, did you have some of the chicken feet? I heard they’re particularly tasty.

  214. Leon! My brachialis is messed up.

    It’s been over a week and I still can’t drink coffee with my left hand.

    Any suggestions?

  215. Are you ready for some football?

  216. 50s.

    I so want.

    There’s lightning here!

  217. I’m still whining and it is dropping into the 50s at night.

    I think I hate you.

  218. WTF? No habla Spanglish.

  219. That lightning was caused by teh glowbull warmening.

  220. Our a/c bill is pretty nasty and is easily well over $400/month, so we got on the year-round plan, I’m guessing it’s like leveling.

  221. You can really hate me. Low temps in the morning mean hot air balloons aloft. There were about 40 up on Saturday. It really is pretty cool to see hundreds of balloons up during the fiesta.

  222. Fuck. The pool is on fire.

    Dammit.

  223. Food: it calls my name.

  224. It’s been over a week and I still can’t drink coffee with my left hand.

    Go to CVS and get a compression wrap, specifically for that part of the arm if possible. Ice may help too. Don’t overuse the arm, soft-tissue injuries require rest and time to heal.

    Leon, did you have some of the chicken feet?

    We have a great buffet that has slabs of steamed salmon, so I ate about 1.5 lb of that and some teriyaki chicken.

  225. oso,

    My wife is going to Santa Fe next month for a combined 50 year old birthday party of about 30 women she went to HS with. They all turned 50 at SOMETIME this year. They’re coming from all over the country but most still live in TX. I say this to say that she is SO looking forward to wearing sweaters in the evening. It was 102 here today.

  226. Beer. Its what’s for dinner

  227. Thanks Leon

    I didn’t know that there were compression wraps for that. I will hit up the medical supply neighbor tomorrow.

  228. Yay! Sohos is can finally have beer again!

  229. PG, Santa Fe has been dropping into the 40s at night. Had a little snow in the mountains last week

  230. There should be, Scott. If not, you can use a normal Ace bandage and a (small) balled sock on the pressure point.

  231. WHOA.. I think we got cows

  232. I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;

  233. Heh. I just thought of my effort to get an electric utility here.

    Rent Guy: Electric company? Here’s a list. I recommend this one.

    Me: A list? I don’t understand. I just want to call PG&E.

    Rent Guy: . . . Uh, call here.

    Me: *Calliing

    Lady: We have a deal on our 12 month contract.

    Me: Uh. I don’t understand. I just want to buy electricity.

  234. Oso in NM, Licky in Vegas. Stoopid me

  235. Sohos, we’re both high desert. Licky’s casinos have better odds.

  236. Well, expect to see me in the “People of Walmart” site. I went with my husband, I was wearing red shorts, a baby blue colored top, hair in a bun and no make-up.

    (I had just taken a bike ride and switched out a shirt to hang out at home.)

  237. Mare: Rawr.

    I hope you were wearing flip-flops as well. You’d be irresistible.

  238. HOLY SHIT.. power outs.. wind moved my damned grill around.. the fucking grill.

    ALSO, game’s back on.

    I’m happy

  239. Thanks weatherbear!!

    Maybe my wifey will be frisky when she gets home from the snow flurries.

  240. Running shoes white with orange and yellow stripes. Not good with the rest of the outfit.

  241. Mare – Can you send me a photo of you wearing just those shoes?

  242. PG, I hope that the desire to snuggle doesn’t stay in the chilly temps in Santa Fe.

  243. Good Lord, it’s just pounding rain here now.

    Wow. I did not know how good this felt.

  244. MOM!!! DAVE’S OUT IN THE RAIN NEKKID AGAIN!!!

  245. Good Lord, it’s just pounding rain here now.

    Does that mean it’s going to cool down tomorrow?

    *Please, please, please. . .

  246. Where’s Wiser? He’s missing out on some first-rate weather discussion.

  247. YAAYYYY DAVE!

    So glad you’re finally getting some relief.

  248. Well, it will be hot, AND humid.

    Congrats.

  249. Hey Laura, while I was out here watching this shit, the wind kicked something, and it turned a full size grill, with two full bottles of propane, around.

    That’s what I’m talkin about!

    (also we have alarms going off at the office and now I have to go check on em)

  250. Moses is being handed off to mom. He’s been planted on my feets for a half hour

  251. Yikes. Stay safe.

  252. It’s waning. Wow.

    That was nice. Ok off to check alarms at work. Roads with dust and oil are slippery. I be careful

  253. Could you grab a stapler while you’re there? I don’t have one.

  254. yah, and I’m low on those 1/4 size post-it notes, kthx

  255. And steal some coffee filters. I hate paying for coffee filters.Just stuff a couple of dozen down your undies and……..whut?

  256. I need some toner for the copier, Thanx!

  257. Bring me a stripper (I don’t know where Dave works but what do I have to lose?)

  258. Brewfan – Last time you asked for a stripper, Rosetta stripped down to his boxers. . . YUCK!

  259. *still wondering how a pool catches fire*

    Hey, send some of that rain our way, wouldja?
    (Don’t need any of the wind, though)

  260. Brewfan – Last time you asked for a stripper, Rosetta stripped down to his boxers. . . YUCK!

    That was Rosetta? I thought it was Janet Reno…*barf*

  261. Oh, and Count/Sohos – thanks for the quote from your friend’s friend; I’m having lots of fun making fun of the loony libs…..

    Off to find pictures!

  262. If my choices are Rosetta or Janet Reno stripping, I chose death by papercut.

  263. Thank god it wasn’t Helen Thomas.

  264. death by roo roo

  265. Roamy pulls out the jokes from the 4th grade…

  266. Wow. The lightning is amazing. These cloud tops gotta be 40,000 or so

  267. I would like to politely request the identity of whoever is responsible for the current header. Just curious, that’s all.

    Whoever is responsible, I would like to decapitate buy you a beer. Premium brand. Anything you want.

  268. Don’t make me tell the joke about the pig with the wooden leg.

  269. or the one about the guy and the clock shop. That one’s college level.

  270. Tell it!

  271. No rain here yet, but I hear thunder.

    *crosses fingers*

  272. I remember living in Oklahoma. Storms are exciting down there.

  273. Love the storms.

    Where in Oklahoma and when Jay?

  274. Cardinals tied the game, runner on 2nd. Braves lost, so we could tie the wild card if we can go ahead and hold it.

    Astros have been hitting well tonight, so that’s no sure thing. Good game!

  275. A guy walks into a clock shop, unzips his pants and flips his dick out onto the counter. The pretty clerk says, “It’s a CLOCK shop, not a cock shop!” The guy replies, “I know! I want two hands and a face put on this!”

  276. Ft. Sill, by Lawton. I was in 2nd and 3rd grade, so a looooooong time ago!

  277. Roamy – HAHA!

  278. It’s passed, cept for the rumbling.

    3 inches of rain, and I had to get out the chain saw.

  279. Still waiting on the pig with a wooden leg joke…

  280. >> Ft. Sill, by Lawton.

    Artillery school. HOOAH

  281. Rained half the day here, due for more tomorrow.

  282. Three inches – bad.
    Chain saw – good!

  283. HAH.

    Had a big limb drop on the driveway. It is cut ups into little limbs now

  284. 3″ bad?

    Oh.

    /slinks off

  285. If 3″ is bad, what’s 6.5″?

    I’m just curious. Hypothetically.

  286. tell me about it xb

    darn

  287. what’s 6.5″?

    GINORMEOUSZOMFG11TY

  288. I mean, can you imagine having to heft that around?!?

  289. I can’t even

  290. what’s 6.5″?

    GINORMEOUSZOMFG11TY

    Where are we measuring from?

  291. New Zealand.

  292. 6.5×3
    Heh got that covered in spades.
    Wait whut?

  293. New Zealand.

    oooooooo, so close…..

  294. Tailbone. That’s the standard, right?

  295. Hi Cyn!

    Uranus is lovely!

    http://tinyurl.com/3bl5jxc

  296. Tailbone. That’s the standard, right?

    ooooooo… so close…..

  297. HOLY SHIT one more thunderboom.. Moses just jumped and whiled.

    Wow.

  298. I think it might be bedtime. Nobody do anything stupider than usual.

    I’d hate to miss it.

  299. The drains on my roof were 2″x4″ I embiggened them to 4×6 x2
    No more leaks!

  300. HOLY SHIT one more thunderboom..

    heh. That stuff gets tiki shaking like a leaf under my desk. He’s a coward when it comes to that stuff.

    Me, I love it to death.

  301. Nobody do anything stupider than usual.

    doubt that’s even possible.

  302. >> Me, I love it to death.

    Me too. It’s wonderful out here tonight. The dog disagrees.

  303. 6.5×3
    Heh got that covered in spades.

    Oh, my, that is the perfect sized hand-held gardening spade.

  304. Dang, the rain isn’t really getting much north of Waco.

  305. I kilt a brown widow spider om my porch today

  306. 6.5″ HA!

  307. Sweet Dreams Leon.

  308. Oh, my, that is the perfect sized hand-held gardening spade.

    heh heh heh

  309. Michael, pool temp already down to 78

  310. It is still 85-90 today but no rain tomorrow.

    I should plant grass in my bare spots.

    We might get a cold front on Thursday. Will drop to 80- 85
    Is Texas this cold in September? We drop a degree a week in October.

  311. Texas has decided summer ain’t over.

  312. Terra nova whut?

  313. I spoke to a exporter today He exports to the Caribbean, He told me that Exploders are hot, but only if they have 3rd row with rear air.

    They want leather seats, but they do not care about heated seats.

    Air Conditioned seats are worth $500 bucks or more!

  314. Sorry, no to Terra Nova.

  315. I kilt it!
    .
    .
    .
    G’d night

  316. I don’t think heated seats sell well here either, Vman. I’d cut Xbrad for air conditioned seats though.

  317. **holds out arm**

    Someone should develop a chill-water system to cool off leather seats.

  318. Dang. Would have been fun to see the Redskins win this one.

  319. *grabs Dave’s chain saw and starts running toward Xbrad*

    Ohai!

  320. Make sure it’s only the left arm. I use the right arm for… well, stuff.

  321. HAH

  322. Aw, thanks Xbrad. With those a/c seats, I’m gonna have the coolest coochie south of Alaska.

  323. >> Would have been fun to see the Redskins win this one.

    Oh no, no it wouldn’t!

    CAHBAHS!!!!!

  324. You do have a little of that Palin look going on….

    RAWR!

  325. Why no to Terra Nova?

  326. Just not my style, Sohitasweetey.

  327. And it’s killing me to have to wait for January for new OTH!~~`

  328. the fuck is OTH?

  329. Me too xbaby! I want it now!!! I dvr’d terra nova will watch later

  330. Dave, just pet your dog.

  331. Oh, One Tree Hill.

    I forgot.

    It’s important to you.

  332. It’s chock full of uber-hot chix. Of course it’s important to me!

  333. Sweet Dreams cool kids. xoxoxo

  334. And me

  335. Well, crap. If all the hawt chicks are leaving…

  336. What I meant was OTH is important to me as well

  337. Oh heck, I don’t know this show, I can’t be silly or dismissive of it, I don’t even know what it is.

    Also you kept me from busting on xbrad.

  338. Thanks, Sohos. Dave is just a big poopeyhead.

    But I still have to go… G’night!

  339. Best show evah! I can cock-block with the best of ’em

  340. Hahahahaha can’t leave that as last comment of the night.

  341. can too

  342. Most awkwardly phrased statement ever……….

    “You write a lot about maintaining a healthy sex life with a toddler.”
    .

  343. Why you no awake? You should be awake.

  344. My A/C crapped out again last night. I’ve been up since 3:30. Now it’s too late to go back to bed.

  345. How was your birthday?

  346. I had fun with a date at the bar. Then I got smashed. Then I came home and drunk dialed some Hostages. Then I passed out.

    BIRTHDAY SUCCESS!!

  347. Off for a long walk.

    **shakes fist at insomnia**

  348. 3:30 and I’m up too.

  349. Ah, drunken birthday fun.

  350. What the fuck is wrong with all of us?

  351. I don’t know. It just got to a point where if I eventually managed to get to sleep it would feel worse than just staying up. After my morning appointment a nap will probably be in order.

    All of us, tonight? Weird.

  352. Happy birthday!

  353. Comment by sohos on September 27, 2011 12:36 am

    Best show evah! I can cock-block with the best of ‘em

    MOM!! Ms. Sohos is playing FootBall with the Chickens again!!11!!!

  354. Comment by Lipstick on September 27, 2011 6:50 am

    I don’t know. It just got to a point where if I eventually managed to get to sleep it would feel worse than just staying up. After my morning appointment a nap will probably be in order.

    All of us, tonight? Weird.

    Comment by Jewstin on September 27, 2011 6:47 am

    What the f**k is wrong with all of us?

    There is a Rift in the Space/Time Continuum caused by AirConditioned Seats and Ms. Cyn having the “Palin” thing going on.

  355. Smart kitteh.

    How are you liking Brazil?

  356. Comment by Cyn on September 27, 2011 12:02 am

    Sweet Dreams cool kids. xoxoxo

    HHhhMMMmmm…Ms. Cyn wishes the “CoolKids” “SweetDreams”, and we have a sudden outbreak of Insomnia. And the “Wakey-Wakeys” are late again. I am getting suspicious…

    *** Huffs CatNip ***

  357. * Waves * Hey, Ms. Lipstick! Back in the U.S. for a bit. After +140 days down there I am real glad to be home. Well, in Louisiana “home”. I can’t get “Hostages” down there, so, I am trying to get caught up a little. Ms. Cyn and Ms. Romy kept me posted about PattyAnn. Don’t have to go back ’til just before Thanksgiving!

  358. *** Checks Blog ***

    GreatGrandPa Sox always said Benito Mussolini was a Nasty and Vile Man, but he could sure make the “Wakey-Wakeys” run on time…

  359. *waves back*

    Enjoy your time at “home”, Mr. Sox. Move over a bit, I’m going to see if catnip is all it’s cracked up to be.

    *sniff*

    Duuuuude!

  360. Car in must be sleeping in.

  361. *sniff*

    Duuuuude!

    NNnnOOooo!!! Wait! Its Peruvian CatNip!! It has a strange side effect with Ladies!!!

    *** Oops, Too Late!! ***

    *** Pulls Curtain, this is a FamilyBlog, after all ***

    We won’t get that Grin off of Mr. Lipsticks face for at least Two Weeks…

  362. No, I’m up. doing shit. Had to take #2 to school – he wasn’t feeling well, but then felt he should go anyway.

  363. Please pay no attention to all that noise in the background, and I am off to MouseHunt…

  364. wakey wakey

  365. Mr. Lipstick would not mind being woken up for that. He has made that point very clear.

  366. I never get woken up for Peruvian catnip.

    Can this marriage be saved?

  367. Desculpe, nao faolo Portuguese.

  368. Dave, glad to see you survived the grill movin storm.

    Has Moses recovered?

  369. Time for work.

  370. wow.

  371. He shook for a couple of hours. When he wasn’t glued to me he was glued to mom. But he’s fine now.

    We got 3 inches of rain, which I think tied the total we’ve gotten so far this year.

  372. […] So anyway – yesterday, a friend on one of the blogs that I like to read shared the following: Comment by ********* on September 26, 2011 5:53 pm […]

  373. Why did Drudge not cover the FAST AND FURIOUS scandal until recently?

  374. knew poat?

    know it, I tapped that!

  375. […] So anyway – yesterday, a friend on one of the blogs that I like to read shared the following: Comment by ********* on September 26, 2011 5:53 pm […]


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