Saturday sleep-in

Ahhhhh, Saturday in a three-day weekend.

Let’s see what I have in teh stoopid pics folder.

What was it I needed to do this morning?  Oh yeah.

Everyone finished their back-to-school shopping?

I should have found one involving smoking.  That way, alcohol, tobacco, and firearms would be covered.  Feel free to update this.

Coffee’s brewing.  Y’all have a good day.

*Update: Pupster

382 Comments

  1. First.

  2. Very funny, Roamy.

  3. I’m pretty sure those are the same kind of wings that Mini-me wore for Halloween one year.

    Thanks, Cathy. How’s your shoulder this morning?

  4. This poat has been updated like a dirty dog.

  5. I just reread the “Thorn epic email exchange” in the sidebar and laughed till I cried. Man, that’s funny.

  6. This shows what absolute losers make up the unions:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnbtkbgkfM&feature=player_embedded#!

  7. Pupster, that looks like a Blue Merle Shetland Sheepdog. Which is what I have. I guess I need to teach the bastard how to smoke.

  8. Hey Mare, did you see what BU did to the Frogs last night? Were you still sober? That would make one of us.

  9. Went to the local HS football game last night. Didn’t even know the Bears and Frogs were playing till I got home. Caught the last minute or two on espn. I’d love to see a replay.

  10. Dave, I’m not drinking for a couple of weeks in solidarity with Seany.

    But I couldn’t be happier with the Baylor win. TCU was too hyped.

  11. PD, those are incredible looking dogs. Smart too, right?

  12. Oregon/LSU

    Boise/Georgia

    THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

  13. I’m still drinking in solidarity with Amy Winehouse.

    But, I denounce myself in order to express my best wishes for Sean too.

    PG it was one of those classic “our defenses suck mostly but occasionally rise up, and whoever has the ball when the clock runs out wins”. Baylor’s only interception was the game ender.

  14. Mare, my Sheltie is very friendly but I’m not sure about smart. They are bred to herd sheep and thus they instinctively run circles around anything that moves. Mine herds the shit out of about 4 stray cats that hang out in my back yard. He tried to herd my F250 as I was pulling away from the driveway about 5 years ago. That smartened his ass up in a hurry. At least as far as herding moving cars is concerned. A dog can’t herd shit on three legs. (the fourth one works now)

  15. Virginia Tech vs. Appalachian State.

  16. I had some whiskey when I got home last night. But not for the Bears or Amy Winelock. I just needed to cap off a rough week.

  17. Virginia Tech vs. Appalachian State.

    Free visor to anyone in the stadium with more than 20 teeth.

  18. I remember when Virginia Tech was Virginia Polytechnic

  19. “Mine herds the shit out of about 4 stray cats that hang out in my back yard”

    hahahaha….Maybe I was confusing those dogs with other, actually smart dogs.

  20. When Amy Winehouse died it was a let down because everyone expected it. She should have lived to be 30 and really surprised everyone.

  21. I should stop drinking during the holidays or something. My husband is out of town, nothing is going on, I have no social engagements so this isn’t much of a gesture.

    I sure wish we would hear from him.

  22. I see Shelties in those dog agility contests where they run in and out of slalom poles and jump over hurdles and shit. So some of them are probably smart. Mine just likes to run circles all the fucking time. He’s good natured though. Except during bath time. Something about being bred to live on islands in the North Sea makes them hate water.

  23. Kinda like Keith Richards. Shit, he’s defied death for 40 years.

  24. My husband is out of town, nothing is going on, I have no social engagements

    **clicks on southwest.com – checks MAF to DAL flight availability**

  25. It appears that Texans own this muhfuckin blog at the moment.

  26. Dave – “Moonlight and VPI”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edcJWvLOt2Q

  27. Roamy’s tough but I think we can take her PD.

  28. You rang? I have to clean today. I have flower arrangements from the funeral that I need to figure out what to do with. I guess you just throw them out. We only wound up with one plant that I am going to re-pot for my brother.

  29. Don’t start none and there won’t be none. . . just sayin’.

  30. Sohos – If they are still fresh, most senior centers would love to have them.

  31. I wonder how the fuck he knew that……..

  32. I don’t.

    But he’s right I’ll bet.

    Heya Sohos!

  33. PG – ‘Cause every old fuck with a federal pension moves from Virginia to PA when they are ready for an assisted living facility. Pennsylvania does not tax a federal retirement check.

    Also, kiss my, younger than yours, ass!

  34. Heya Dave! They are looking a bit sad at this point MCPO. I kept a couple to press.

  35. Wait, WTF I thought PG was younger than me?

    I am 52 and 20 hours or so. The warranty ran out I think.

  36. It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.

  37. PD, how old are you?

  38. I have, lessee.. the odometer has rolled 3x

  39. http://tinyurl.com/3s9vj9g

  40. I haz three hunnert and fifty seven thousan miles. Mostly highway.

  41. Comment by pendejo grande on September 3, 2011 10:25 am
    I wonder how the fuck he knew that……..
    ********
    because cheif Is a sweet man.

  42. My part. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ3kVtd2CCA

  43. I just vacuumed up enough dog hair to make 3 more dogs.

  44. HAHAHAHA.. Moses pretty much shed his outer coat out in June.. it was early, but it’s done.

  45. My PRECIOUS HAIR PILE! Nooooooooooo

    *calls the police*

  46. Ok, I think I’ve watered enough up to $300 again.

  47. My PRECIOUS HAIR PILE! Nooooooooooo
    *calls the police*

    FILTH!!!!!!!!!

  48. I’VE BEEN SAVING THAT UP FOR A SWEATER, dammit!!

  49. You can smell the ocean in that sweater

  50. Who thinks Obama is already shaking in his boots thinking about debating either Romney or Perry (or anyone else)?

    *points thumbs at chest*

    This gal!

    I bet his handlers only allow certain networks and a highly controlled format.

  51. http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/mobile/09/02/iphone.5.prototype/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

    Not this bullshit again.

    Has Apple no shame for their purposeful PR stunts?

    Fags.

  52. Obama doesn’t debate. He lectures.

  53. He doesn’t lecture. He drones on and on.

  54. Brad, did you watch that F-16 video?

  55. I bought a wool sweater in Gloucester in 1983. It smelled like sea salt.

    If that’s a fragrance they pump into it, it lasts for more than 25 years.

  56. and I should know, I got a snootful of it a couple years ago.

  57. I got a snootful last night.

  58. I didn’t see it, Hotspur.

    Got a link?

  59. Voila:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5OZCWaJBdc

  60. Ahhhhh, Saturday in a three-day weekend.

    I still love you but f*ck off.

    I’m only off tomorrow AND I had to request it months ago.

  61. I broke my stupid backup eyeglasses again. After breaking my main pair last night.

    This happened a few months ago.

    Oh well. At least I’ll get to check out the new frame styles.

  62. That’s pretty amazing, H/S. Imma steal that.

  63. Looking good, Laura….

    http://tinyurl.com/4xkn98j

  64. Laura, if you can last a week without glasses get your new ones online. You’ll save a fortune.

  65. Sorry, beasn.

    This is why you should be president.

  66. I only use glasses for reading. . . and have 5 pairs.

  67. I have a backup pair to the backup pair.

    Mostly because I really like these frames.

    Except if you all don’t like them, and most of you have seen em, don’t tell me cause I don’t want to stab myself today.

    Just send me a card.. “sheeesh Dave, those are, fuckin dorky”

    Thank you

  68. I only use glasses for reading. . . and have 5 pairs drinking.

    FTFM

  69. *sends Dave a card*

  70. **sends Dave a letter bomb**

  71. I got my last pair at Target, and I am very happy with them.

  72. Apparently, I killed the blog, not Dave…

  73. pair.. oh, shit, specs.

    ok then!

  74. Dave,

    Did you fall into the pool for your birthday?

  75. I will now. Fack it’s hot here

  76. Wow. Just saw the cheerleader pic at Ace’s.

    Well done, dickface!

  77. suckit Brad

  78. That’s the LAST time Dave fell asleep at the beach.

  79. Where’s Chickenshit Hair today?

  80. Wow! This thread degenerated into a script treatment for a South Park episode quickly.

  81. xBrad, arrives on time:

    http://tinyurl.com/3ml43wu

  82. Bwahahaha. Utah State over Auburn 4 minutes left.

    Just ran a fake kick on 4th down, 1st down at the 2.

  83. There’s going to wailing and gnashing of teeth at work on Tuesday. Auburn is losing to Utah State.

  84. MOM, Jay’s hogging the TV remote!

  85. That’s our ex-coach, roamy. He didn’t do squat up here, although it’s a thinner talent pool.

    Our current coach is doing better with the same players.

  86. Damn right I’m hogging the remote. It’s football season!

    My wife gives up on doing anything on weekends until February.

  87. Keep me posted, J’Ames. I was listening to that game and the feed went tits up.

  88. Hey, I watch football, too! I can’t get the VT game here anyway. They are stomping Appa State.

  89. Auburn marched right down the field, 1st and goal.

    Touchdown Auburn. 38-35.

  90. My wife is watching with me, too. Mostly because Chizik is losing.

    We shouldn’t be so petty, but he didn’t leave in the classiest way. We got a better coach for us, Auburn got what they wanted.

    But this is kinda sweet.

  91. Holy cow, Auburn with a perfect onside kick.

    They got the ball, ran it to the 20.

  92. Nope, Auburn ball, at the Auburn 45, can’t advance an onside kick.

    First Down, and another first down, on the Utah St. 35.

    They certainly turned it on.

  93. Hah! Utah was a 21 point underdog.

  94. Auburn, 1st and goal on the 3.

    How the worm has turned. Nice job Auburn.

  95. So did Chizik learn how to cheat from Charley Pell?

  96. 10 point lead a minute ago. Things change quick, don’t they?

  97. Awwww. I wanted an upset.

  98. Jewstin, me, too.

  99. Jay, is that a man or a woman commenting for ESPN?

  100. I knew I liked you, Roamy.

  101. Ah. Football blog.

    *goes to take bath, takes straight razor with me*

  102. I massacred evergreen bushes today while listening to feetball on the radio.

    There were no survivors.

    Honest to goodness, I don’t know why I even try to trim those things every year.

  103. It’s a woman, but I don’t know who she is.

    The other one is Mike Belotti, the ex-Oregon coach.

  104. That seemed more blues than jazz to me, MCPO.

    Nice though.

  105. Reminded me of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE#t=0m16s

  106. Why do I feel like cutting xbrad after watching portions of Star Wars The Phantom Menace?

    And does George Lucas owe me (and xbrad) a letter of apology?

  107. Mare.

    http://tinyurl.com/3unb5ju

  108. HAHAHA!

    Pupster – Me too!

  109. It’s 94deg in Ann Arbor. I bet it’s even hotter in Michigan Stadium.

    It’s about 72deg in the ghetto bar.

    Knowmsayin?

  110. Hotspur, what chablis are you drinking RIGHT NOW?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    NTTAWWT

  111. # 1 son called as he was stuck in traffic in AA.

  112. Andy, I’m drinking a 23oz Labatt Blue.

    HotBride will be home in about an hour. Then we switch to wine.

  113. IIRC, the Canadian Labatts always tasted better than the US Labatts.

    Same with Molson and Moosehead.

  114. Football season is here, and that means extra pizza shifts. Y’all have fun, I’ll make a pizza in your honor.

  115. It all gets brewed in Canada, at least here in the Detroit area.

  116. I’m thinking it is time for a shot of vodka. . . who is in?

  117. A guy around here was from Manitoba, and he always brought back a few cases from home. It sure tasted good, compared to the Iowa variety. Maybe it was newer. The state used to run the liquor distribution here, so that’s probably a good theory.

  118. Barack Obama was the Magic Negro. I think Denard Robinson just stole the title.

  119. who is in?

    Yo.

  120. J’Ames – Same in PA. It’s so bad that the PX gets their Yuengling from the Florida brewery, even though we are less than 50 minutes from the original brewery in Pottsville!

  121. Jay: medium with ham, sausage, bacon, green peppers, and double cheese.

    TYVM

  122. I’m in too.

  123. I’ll stick to beer, thanks.

  124. Yeah, Jewstin, too early for spirits for me too.

  125. *Raises hand*

  126. Just FYI: I’ve been watching my email and my phones, but still no contact from Sean. I’m sure he’ll reach out to H2, or one of us, when he’s ready and/or able.

  127. Cyn, if he is in a program, he can’t have contact with druggy buddies. At least not until he is stronger.

    I think we qualify as druggy buddies. So I agree, he will contact us when he is ready.

  128. Yeah, that’s a good point ‘spur.

  129. I’m drinking wine today. I work for Target. You would think that we wouldn’t have a problem in this economy hiring and keeping cart attendants. You would be wrong. Young kids can’t handle the job. I was getting carts all morning in 90 degree heat. Totally OT rant

  130. Re: The above inquiry.

    51.33 years

  131. I’m thinking it is time for a shot of vodka. . . who is in?

    yes, please

    **fixes one plate of nachos, another plate of sausage bites.

  132. Can someone point me to the poat that explains the Sean situation?

    Or are you guys communicating on some sub-internets wavelengths?

  133. I’m just loving the last 102 day or so here. Damn, it’s goooooood.

  134. Back to work Crazy Bear!

  135. Agree ‘Spur that if he’s ‘checked in’ somewhere that he might not be allowed to contact us. I suppose too that there’s a possibility that he may ‘choose’ not to visit us anymore if H2 is a trigger for him.

  136. too early for spirits for me too.

    L to R

    Hotspur, MCPO, H2

  137. Pups, I can’t point you to the specific poat, but a few nights ago Sean told us he needed to stop drinking, and was intending to quit that night.

    That was his last poats on the blog.

  138. Pup, Sean shared with us a few nights ago that he has a drinking problem and that as of last Monday (?) he was quitting drinking and having problems not sleeping. The next night or so, he made mention of not feeling well, something about the while noise not stopping, and was thinking of going to the hospital. A day or so later, he left a vmm for Xbrad saying that he was in the hospital (that his dad had taken him there) for some emergency sleep assistance.

    Somebody else jump in here if I’ve screwed any of this up significantly, but that is kinda the gist.

  139. Cyn, I didn’t know about the hospital thing. My guess is after a few days of detox, he signed himself in to a hospiral program. Just a guess, but that’s usually how it works.

    If indeed true, I give him huge props.

  140. His last comments were on the poat, Let’s Try This Again, https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2011/08/30/lets-try-this-again/#comment-596699

  141. Oh. OH.

    Well, shit.

    Somebody is going to have to keep the “Did anybody _____ on anybodies _______ today?” meme going till he gets back.

  142. Here’s the update from Xbrad, Wednesday:
    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2011/08/31/assignment-hostage/#comment-597064

  143. On my way to the inlays for the weekend. Sure hope I don’t fuck up the inevitable Ice run. Prayers please.

  144. Inlays? Inlaws

  145. Yeah, shit, Pupster.

    And his meme/schtick… I have always loved that bit and no one seems to have ever pulled it off quite as well as Sean did/does. I don’t know how he came up with a new one every day! Ha Ha Ha!

    And O/T, why in the hell does this page not want to fully stop loading? Gah.

  146. Inlays are much worse than Inlaws. You are well and truly fucked wiser.

    But we’ll all laugh like hell at your stories of woe when/if you make it back.

  147. Dear Lord,
    Please help that wastrel, Wiserbud, not screw up too badly this weekend. Please give his in-laws the wisdom and insight to realize they are dealing with a “special” person. And Lord, if you will, please help Wiserbud find that Justin Beiber sticker for his bicycle helmet.

    Amen

  148. Good luck, Wiserbud.

    We’re all counting on you.

    http://tinyurl.com/43sf7sc

  149. Wiserbud, don’t forget the quicklime.

  150. Prayers headed your way wiserbabe

  151. I think we qualify as druggy buddies.

    It isn’t mind-altering substances. I’m always like this.

  152. Sohos, did you start the Daniel Silva books?

  153. http://fwd4.me/0Ace

  154. I haven’t yet I need to go to book store. I wish I had them today

  155. http://fwd4.me/0Ace

    I think I saw the matched set of headstones to go with that card…

  156. Super glue apparently works on everything except glasses.

  157. Love those bluntcards. HAHAHA!

  158. Lens or frame, Scott?

  159. Wiserbud’s MIL is polishing her rolling pin in anticipation. She seemed real nice to me, but I can tell she has a capacity for being…spicy.

  160. Frame. This will be the third and last try with glue.

    Up next? Torch.

  161. Spicy, huh? Hmmm. I always thought of myself as spicy, but I may need to rethink that.

    Maybe saucy is what I’ll start using.

  162. Last time I tried that, I didn’t have a clamp small enough to hold the broken ends together.

  163. “Don’t get saucy with me Bearnaise!”
    ~ Count de Monet

  164. I hope she clocks him good

  165. I mean, HAVE FUN WISER

  166. Way to kill it, Dave.

  167. Cyn being “saucy”. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M

  168. “Heyyy, Count de Money!”

  169. Pups, I’m pretty sure the executive team lost their jobs for allowing that video to be released. Who thinks Wiser gats the credit card for ice pick up this weekend?

  170. The job requires at least 3 hands, small ones BiW.

    I used locking needle nosed pliers. I balanced that on a pair of wire cutters and a lighter to get the perfect angle and height. I glued the hell out of then wrapped it with tissue and applied a 2nd coat.

    The tissue idea was Laura’s, I guess its a nail repair trick.

    It wasn’t the frame, it was the wire with the nose pad on it. PITA!

  171. Wonder if Scott has smashed Laura’s glasses into 1,000 pieces yet?

  172. I survived Detroit. Actually, things are looking up in my little neighborhood. Peps are taking care of the yard, etc. My neighbors to the left are a bit ghetto, but at least they’re nice.

    But I spent a lot of time picking up the garbage they just let accumulate along the side -their side. Mostly, I’m thinking it was all their garbage.

  173. Oh, yes, cyn. You are saucy.

  174. I think we qualify as druggy buddies. So I agree, he will contact us when he is ready.

    Just WHAT are you insinuating?

    *yells at kids to fetch me another glass of wine.

    What was I saying?

  175. You know, I’ve had a long and tiring day. WHERE the fuck is everyone? I demand attention.

  176. Carin – You are looking particularly cute today!

    Did you drive thru rain on the way home?

  177. Sounds like you’ve been a busy bee today, Carin. Would you like a shoulder rub?

  178. I want a pair of locking needle-nose pliers, for no other reason that I don’t already have one. I have vise-grips, but those sound different.

  179. I just introduced HotBride to Google Street View on the iPad. She’s been to Brill, Thame, Bishopbriggs, Dundee, Glasgow, and Oxford.

    Right now I think she’s in Edinburgh.

    She just commented “Britain is a mess.”

    You can never go home again, but we keep trying.

  180. Also, Jazz checked in. No information on how he’s doing, but he promised a later update. I guess he doesn’t need the flying monkeys sent after him.

  181. Hello mofos.

  182. **starts to tackle Rosetta, sees Henry on his lap, dives to the side, smashes shoulder into chair.

  183. Hot Rocket, I have a story for you.

    Since a week after the St. Louis meet-up, we couldn’t find the blanket you made Henry. We’ve had 15 heart attacks because of it.

    We called the last bar we were at and the bus company to see if we had left it. We’ve torn apart every room in our place looking for it.

    As a last ditch effort, today we went to the storage locker where we’re keeping some crap and went through every box and storage bin looking for it.

    AND WE FOUND IT!!!

    Mrs Rosetta had accidentally packed it with some older baby stuff.

    It was like we found a winning lottery ticket.

  184. Hahahahaha

    She just muttered “Fucking Pakis.”

  185. I just checked RFH, same company Vise Grip, just smaller and needle nose. I found it in the road, comes in handy from time to time.

  186. Rosie – Did you lose the one Herself made?

    Awww, just busting your chops, fat man.

  187. Hotspur – Last time I was in London, it might as well have been Islamabad.

  188. Glad you found it, Rosie. I would have made you another blankie and teased you that Floyd must have gotten hold of it.

    Scott, I think Santa will bring a pair of vise grips to Mr. RFH

  189. Bestest nap in the pool evah!

  190. Rosie – Did you lose the one Herself made?

    Awww, just busting your chops, fat man.

    No we didn’t lose that one, fountain of douche. Henry’s already blown poop all over yours.

  191. Jay?

  192. Glad you found it, Rosie. I would have made you another blankie and teased you that Floyd must have gotten hold of it.

    If we didn’t find it today I was going to try to remember the shade of green, buy a bunch of yarn and make a new one myself and pass it off as the one you made.

    I’m sure that would have turned out okay.

    http://tinyurl.com/3zojxzy

  193. AND it’s not 108 here!

  194. FYI, Rosetta, the blanket can be machine washed and dried, just dry it on perm press or low, not high or cotton.

  195. This is HotBride’s high school.

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Academy

  196. Rosetta knitting http://i.imgur.com/nvsT3.jpg

  197. http://tinyurl.com/2gzhsx

  198. Rosetta- The blanket can be washed in woolite, some water and allowing Floyd to gently tread on it for 10 minutes. After that, lay it out flat on a warm towel and blow on it for 3.5 hours.

    Fin

  199. FYI, Rosetta, the blanket can be machine washed and dried, just dry it on perm press or low, not high or cotton.

    That’s good to know.

    Rosetta- The blanket can be washed in woolite, some water and allowing Floyd to gently tread on it for 10 minutes. After that, lay it out flat on a warm towel and blow on it for 3.5 hours.

    STFU

  200. Rosetta knitting http://i.imgur.com/nvsT3.jpg

    That’s probably pretty accurate.

    That’s also me playing baseball.

  201. Well, you are supposed to keep your eye on the ball so……………..
    .good job.

  202. Beer? In hand.

    Pizza? Within reach.

    Boise State kickoff? ~15 minutes.

    Mare? Where are you WHORE?!

  203. And he wrote an album about Bush called “American Idiot”. The ironing.

    http://tinyurl.com/3pxvofh

  204. >> Rosetta- The blanket can be washed in woolite, some water and allowing Floyd to gently tread on it for 10 minutes. After that, lay it out flat on a warm towel and blow on it for 3.5 hours.

    You should not know that

  205. I like Palin a lot but she needs to either shit or get off the pot about a run for President.

    The extended foreplay is starting to bug.

  206. *tackles Jewstin, gives him ‘the pastrami Reuben with extra kraut and light dressing’ *

  207. She isn’t going to run. But if she says so, she can’t be a lightning rod and draw away the worst of the leftie crap from the candidate who will run.

  208. *Clambers to feet.

    Hey! Sit by me Laura. I’ll share my pizza. It has pepperoni, ham, extra cheese and mushrooms.

  209. >> The extended foreplay is starting to bug.

    *stops lickin your ear

    Fine. FINE.

  210. Her act is getting really old.

    And have we cleaned up our primaries so that only Republicans can vote in them? Lots of chance for mischief.

  211. I don’t care who the candidate is.

    I would be happy to vote for McCain at this point.

  212. Dave – Since I’ve done my on laundry since I was 12, why shouldn’t I know that?

  213. No shit. Floyd has more private sector experience than Obama and his entire staff combined.

  214. Your on laundry?

    Fag.

  215. we have not cleaned up our primaries. State Law over rules party regs. We should give extra weight to states with closed primaries

  216. “own” Please excuse my typo.

  217. Jewstin, prepare to get your ass kicked.

    That is all.

  218. Heh, Rosie I was thinkin’ earlier today that I have Palin fatigue.

    I now turn the dial all the way up to “meh” where she’s concerned.

  219. I think Obama’s lasting legacy will be that liberalism is going to be rejected like a fat, ugly hooker by 60% of voters and all the smelly hippies will have to crawl back under the rock from which they came.

    The natural order of things is that conservatives should run shit and liberals should cry like little fucking pussies about the way conservatives run things.

  220. Andy, prepare yourself for an Idaho ass potato.

  221. I am ready for the grown-ups to be in charge again.

  222. I just wish we were playing on our grass field and not in the dome.

    Oh, and I hate these stupid fuckin’ uniforms.

  223. Heh, Rosie I was thinkin’ earlier today that I have Palin fatigue.

    I now turn the dial all the way up to “meh” where she’s concerned.

    I know and I don’t like feeling that way because I genuinely like her.

    But she’s fucking up her mojo.

    And I disagree with the view that if she says she’s not running that she will be ignored. I would actually pay more attention to her in that case.

    Coy is fun for about 5 minutes and then everyone moves on.

  224. sorry, I don’t do grownup

  225. Bingo Rosetta. People younger than me don’t know anything about Jimmy Carter.

    It will be another 30 years before another douchenozzle of this magnitude gets a chance.

  226. also, Dawgs goin down

  227. Andy, prepare yourself for an Idaho ass potato.

    Hahahahahaha.

    They should change their mascot to the Vicars.

  228. >> Coy is fun for about 5 minutes and then everyone moves on.

    Bingo!

  229. The liberals will still own the media, popular and news, the education system, from Headstart to doctoral programs, and, most importantly, the federal bench.

    If conservatives controlled the Presidency, the House , and a veto-proof majority in the Senate, it would still be an up-hill battle for the political soul of this republic.

  230. Is Boise the 52nd or 53rd state?

  231. Hey! Sit by me Laura. I’ll share my pizza. It has pepperoni, ham, extra cheese and mushrooms.

    Awesome.

    *picks up a slice, all the cheese and toppings slide off*

    I meant to do that.

    *hurls soggy crust into woods*

    MAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!

  232. What Chief said.

    That scenario would just be a little speedbump on the road to decline.

    *Drinks*

  233. Although the 8th circuit made an interesting ruling yesterday….

  234. It will be another 30 years before another douchenozzle of this magnitude gets a chance.

    I think that’s exactly correct.

    The next Democrat that gets to occupy the White House will be of the Evan Bayh variety and that won’t be for another 20 years.

    The majority of people in this country don’t like this shit. It just sucks they have to be reminded every 30 years how much they don’t like it.

  235. Mare must be cleaning her neighbors house, or spending some quality time with the pool boy, maintenance guy, landscaper, bartender, mechanic, accountant ………….

  236. I hate these stupid fuckin’ uniforms.

    Word. Vince wouldn’t have put up with them.

  237. Made it to the Memphis hotel – Becca’s in the tub, playing.

    Mr. TiFW got really excited when we were driving, because I mentioned how stoked I was that I was going to be able to eat potato skins again tonight. Turns out he misunderstood what kind of “skins” I said…..

  238. I’m listening to the game. I don’t have a television, but I heard the Boise State uniforms are pretty snazzy.

  239. The liberals will still own the media, popular and news, the education system, from Headstart to doctoral programs, and, most importantly, the federal bench.

    True but that’s all changing. Changing too slow for my taste but it’s all changing.

    The left used to be able to control the message and its dissemination but that’s not true to the degree that it used to be and it won’t be true at all in another 10 years.

    If conservatives controlled the Presidency, the House , and a veto-proof majority in the Senate, it would still be an up-hill battle for the political soul of this republic.

    True but good triumphs over evil.

  240. wow, paste is kinda tasty

  241. >> True but good triumphs over evil.

    Nope. It’s a cyclical bull in a secular bear.

  242. GAWD HELP ME! Why didn’t someone burn the dialogue pages that Lucas wrote for “Sith”?? This shit is absolute dreck!

  243. I’m listening to the game. I don’t have a television, but I heard the Boise State uniforms are pretty snazzy.

    Do you also enjoy Milton Berle”s “The Texaco Star Theater” radio program, great-grandpa?

  244. Jew, I’m frantically switching between two football games……….

  245. Jewstin their uniforms are slow.

  246. True but that’s all changing. Changing too slow for my taste but it’s all changing.

    You don’t really follow the appointment process for the Federal Bench, do you?

  247. I believe you’re referring to “The Texaco Star Theatre” radio programme.

  248. HA! MCPO, did you see my earlier comment about the later Star Wars?

  249. White uniforms, blue numbers and a drunk hippo on the the helmet.

    Not snazzy at all.

    Oh, did I mention slow.

  250. I never heard of that. I remember Bob Hope in a car, running over your face.

    That was good.

  251. Yeah, but they’re wearing orange shoes, right?

  252. You don’t really follow the appointment process for the Federal Bench, do you?

    Not as much as when I was a kid.

  253. Mare! (and Sohos) http://www.flickr.com/photos/soggydan/6095290149/in/photostream

  254. Yes they are Jewstin, didn’t notice that.

  255. The uniforms are great, Jew. Don’t listen to Scott. And the helmets are awesome as usual.

  256. Not as much as when I was a kid.

    I know what you mean.

    I used to regularly beat the market, but when I turned 7, I had more homework than I like, and it took time away from it.

  257. Georgia’s helmets look like the paint job on a ’34 Ford Coupe hotrod.

  258. Precious, pups!

    Sohos is the little one.

  259. Mare – I went back and read it. The action and story arc are so good and the dialogue is s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o horrendous!

  260. I used to regularly beat the market, but when I turned 7, I had more homework than I like, and it took time away from it.

    Stupid multiplication tables.

  261. Touchdown!!!!!!

  262. 100!!!!

  263. Hi Car in!
    Let me rub your feet while you tell me about your day.

  264. Jar Jar Binks needs to die in a fiery crash.

    Natalie Portman and the doofus who played skywalker were terrible.

    Remember the scene where she’s crashed, she’s laying in sand moaning unable to move, someone comes over to her and asks if she’s alright and she pops up and starts giving him orders……..D’OH!

  265. Heh. I’m obviously on a delay.

    DON’T RUIN THE STORY!

  266. Sorry I forgot your wine Car in, here you go.

  267. That Boise State touchdown owes Staples royalties.

  268. Stupid multiplication tables.

    I know, right? And that was after they promised me that there would be no maths in school.

    It was then that I learned that you can’t trust anyone over 10.

  269. Portman and Christiansen had all the chemistry of a potted plant and rather heavy brick. I don’t have a very good gaydar, but I’m suspicious of that fellow.

  270. FB friend said GA is trying to be the Oregon of the SEC. I don’t get it.

  271. Wow a whole touchdown.

    This is going to be interesting.

  272. Rosetta, are you taking good care of my virtual grandson? You better be or I’ll come down there and stick a wheel of cheddar up your ass.

  273. UGA needs to lick his balls.

    Don’t any of you dudes try that.. that dog’d bitechewww

  274. Daym, where did all these comments come from?

    Not refreshing for a hour sure makes me look stoopid!

  275. This uniform thing is a one-time dealio for Nike.

  276. I’ve seen Christiansen in other things where he has been fairly good. The only good acting Portman has ever done was “The Professional”.

  277. *spits out mac and cheese*

    I’m not hungry anymore.

  278. MEECES!! We hates them to pieces!

  279. Boise State needs a refresher course in tackling.

  280. Scott –

    “I hate mices to pieces!”
    ~ Mr. Jinks

  281. Is there an UGA on the sidelines?

    The last one died in the off-season, and I’m not sure he’s been replaced.

    More bad luck.

  282. that dog’d bitechewww

    I miss Lewis.

    Also, does anyone else think that Boise’s shoes look like Crocs?

  283. Roamy, they are doing a fast offense. Fast play calling, like Oregon.

  284. “http://i.imgur.com/OFsAS.jpg”

    That cat is awesome….hahahahahahaah…..

  285. Wikipedia says Russ, the last temporary mascot, is standing in for this game.

    *Looks up Russ’s record*

  286. Hey Mare!!

    http://fwd4.me/0Acq

  287. About right, MCPO.

    *puts MCPO on the “kick his crutch first” list

  288. >> I miss Lewis.

    I met him. Got a signed copy of Chili Dogs Always Bark at Night.

    He was awesome.

  289. Stop interviewing Walker during the game…shut up. Do it at half time.

  290. Shut up, mare.

  291. I’m not sure the cake Beasn made for Nancy Pelosi was well received. . .

    http://fwd4.me/0Acr

  292. Roamy’s new ride: http://fwd4.me/0Acs

  293. Aww, crap. MARE!! You aren’t cheering loud enough.

  294. I take it back. Excellent cheering Mare!

  295. I’d love to know the story behind that cake.

    Awesome motorcycle, MCPO. We watched “I, Mudd” tonight. Kirk was 0 for 3, tsk, tsk.

  296. Boise is the 56th state.

    Thank you google.

  297. If I recall correctly, it goes Wyoming, Rage, De Nile, Upper Jeffersonia, Boise. High school was a long time ago.

  298. You shut up!

  299. Wait, Mare, was that directed at me or Scott?

  300. Face it, Jewstin. . . Mare hates you.

  301. Damn. I have hiccups. I’ll be back shortly. (Stupid red beer.)

  302. Mare hates you.

    *Cuts self twice

    I don’t know how I’ll go on.

  303. I’m still giggling over Jewstin’s gaydar comment.

  304. Rosetta, are you taking good care of my virtual grandson? You better be or I’ll come down there and stick a wheel of cheddar up your ass.

    Yes sir. No ass cheddar necessary.

    Henry looks forward to barfing on his Uncle Brew.

  305. Mare and JEW! have simular avatards.

  306. Rosetta – I need a cocktail. Please sally forth and prepare a beverage for me.

  307. Actually Mare, JEW! and MCPO have simular avatards.

  308. I’ve tried cayenne pepper, squashing myself, and acupressure. I still have hiccups. Can I punch Xbrad in the poon now?

  309. Rosetta – I need a cocktail. Please sally forth and prepare a beverage for me.

    Here you go.

    http://tinyurl.com/4ydpvsd

  310. Jewstin-

    No.

    Try tazing yourself in your girly bits.

  311. That was for Andy.

  312. Here you go.

    http://tinyurl.com/4ydpvsd

    How droll! Yet I remained parched of throat.

  313. Jew, try a teaspoon of sugar. Works every time for me.

  314. Do people actually laugh at comics?

  315. Guess I’ll get my own shot of vodka!

  316. I’m not sure I could tolerate a spoonful of sugar. I hate sweets. The hiccups seem to have gone though.

  317. How many steaks are going to be burned on Monday?

    *Raises hand* 4
    with shrimp cocktail
    1905 salad
    Baked potatoes corn on the cob
    Hot apple crisp and Blue Bell Ice Cream

  318. See, it was just the thought of my wonder cure that made them go away. It’s that effective.

  319. That’s THREE, Andy!

  320. I’ve tried cayenne pepper, squashing myself, and acupressure. I still have hiccups. Can I punch Xbrad in the poon now?

    Here is the best hiccup cure, Jew. It’s has a 95% success rate.

    Quarter a lime, sprinkle sugar on it and then drizzle it with bitters.

    Repeat as necessary.

    When Gabe was at my place at the meat-up he got the hiccups and he was skeptical of my cure. He is no longer skeptical.

  321. You’re a real keeper Lippy. I vote you stick around.

  322. *books flight to V-man’s BBQ*

    ohai, I was just in the neighborhood….

  323. I’m sure you’ll all be shocked to hear… I’m fresh out of funneh.

  324. Thanks Lips!
    You and Mr Lips are welcome
    Here is the 1905 salad
    http://www.columbiarestaurant.com/recipe.asp?FeaturedItemID=2

  325. Xbrad, if you don’t bring funneh by this time next week I’m going to start dating your mom.

  326. It’s has a 95% success rate.

    Vmax comment thread killer 95%

  327. Jewstin, I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone.

    And if you two get married, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  328. Vmax, there was an album of music from the Columbia restaurant. My great-aunt is on the cover. She was very pretty in the 40’s/50’s.

  329. Vmax comment thread killer 95%

    Hahahahaha. xbrad and Mare are the only commenter in the 90’s.

    You’re low 70’s at best. Mostly thanks to Zeke photos.

  330. I was going to comment on the SCoaMF’s upcoming jobs speech, but this man says it so much more eloquently than I ever could.

    http://fwd4.me/0Acu

  331. Was your great auntie a Cuban hottie Roamy?

  332. Wow. We suck.

  333. I have some lube you can borrow, Andy. That’s a pretty big Idaho ass potato.

  334. Wow. We suck.

    Well there goes my self-esteem. Thanks a lot.

    *takes bottle of Val-U-Rite from freshly killed hobo, downs it in one swallow*

  335. Nice salad.

  336. That would be an excellent episode of H2 Community Theater.

    Jewstin becomes xbrad’s step-dad.

    xbrad: Dad, will you drive me to the hospital. I want a grapefruit.

    Jewstin: Make me a drink, fatty.

    xbrad: MOM!! Dad’s drunk!

    Jewstin: PICK UP YOUR TEETH!!

    MCPO: Whose turn is it to change me?

    Fin.

  337. That would be an excellent episode of H2 Community Theater.

    At least no one said “Count your dick!!!”

    That might be awkward.

  338. Vmax, no, Scotch-Irish. Long black hair, though.

  339. xbrad as a child: http://fwd4.me/0Acw

  340. xbrad as a child: http://fwd4.me/0Acw

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

  341. MCPO, I fucked that motherfucker later.

  342. I’d be more likely to say ‘Fatso’ but that’s a technical detail.

  343. Grandpa was from Glasgow

    Irish? not so much.

    Moms family was from London and East Sussex

  344. Fatty McFatterson

  345. I’m not fat, I’m just big boned!!!

  346. I’m not fat, I’m just big boned!!!

    I’ll take Ron Jeremy quotations for $200, Alex.

  347. I’m not fat, I’m just big boned!!!

    – Kirstie Alley

  348. I’ll take Ron Jeremy quotations for $200, Alex.

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  349. Sorry, MCPO, Kirstie Alley is just plain fat.

    Too bad, too. She was kinda cute when she first started on Cheers.

  350. Vmax, Mom’s family was from the Hebrides. Dad’s family was from all over Great Britain, but where else could Murphys be from?

  351. xBrad – Way to miss the point.

  352. She was pretty hot.

    For a Vulcan.

    (See what I did there?)

  353. What’s a 1905 salad?

  354. About 106 years old!

  355. Mare, from Vmax at 10:19:

    Here is the 1905 salad
    http://www.columbiarestaurant.com/recipe.asp?FeaturedItemID=2

    Chief, har dee har har 🙂

  356. Idaho Ass Potato? Delivered.

    *Drinks

    *Hiccups

  357. Jewstin, I laughed at the announcer talking about GA needing a 99-yard TD, an offside kick, and another TD with 42 seconds left.

  358. Thank you, Lipstick.

  359. Oops, almost out of vodka! EMERGENCY!!!

  360. *give’s Mare’s salad a good tossing*

  361. BiW, where’s that salmon you were going to make me?

  362. That was terrific, Roamy. ‘About a minute left. The Dawgs need an interception now.’

  363. You have to come here to get it.

    That way, I can know that “Mare” isn’t really a 400 lbs sweaty guy in Paducah named Vern.

  364. Vern kilt it?

  365. slower ‘n the special olympics in here….
    what the hell happened to the overnight crew…

  366. http://tinyurl.com/3gbzmzr

  367. http://tinyurl.com/42pzy5s

  368. Hola Jam. I was just eulogizing the late night home team. Timely! Now I can stop that non-sense and just say chug-a-lug amigo!

    I’m burning moonlight and Mondays closing fast.

    Cheers!

  369. -K- I’ll be out in the woodshed. If anyone wonders where the jenkum-jug is she and I are Waltzing Matilda; racing the sun.

    p.s. toads are the ghey.

  370. MrChumpo…
    i think Mare stole your beer….
    http://tinyurl.com/443wfdc

    i’m drinkin’ as fast as i can…. trying to keep tuesday away

    Cheers…
    http://tinyurl.com/3castu3

  371. Why is it still dark here?

    Ohhhh. There’s big piles of grey stuff hanging in the sky.

  372. New poat.


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