Since Rosetta is on Henry and Floyd watch for the next 15-19 years, we’ll probably have to face the fact that substitute posters will be the norm. So get used to seeing models under 300 lbs, that are slightly more attractive than your average sheep. Sorry xBrad.
I wrote this song for Mrs MJ. NSFW! (Lyrics only)
The NSFW video is here.
Little is known about today’s model other than she was born in Tokyo and has type A blood. She is mysteriously sexy! Please put down the Jergens and put your hands together for Ai Shinozaki. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Because you are all so smart, the test section will be only two questions, in 27 parts.
These things happened today, but a long time ago.
1666-The Great Fire of London wiped out 13,000 homes and left six people dead. This started the fire insurance business.
1743-England, Austria, and Sardinia sign the treaty of Worms.
1789-The United States Department of Treasury was founded. Ron Paul finds purpose in life.
1897-The first issue of ‘McCall’s’ magazine was published. It has previously been called ‘The Queen, Illustrated Magazine of Fashion’.
1901-Vice President Teddy Roosevelt gives the famous, ‘speak softly and carry a big stick’ speech at the state fair in Minnesota. Remember when presidents hunted more than just their own foot? Me neither.
1969-The first ATMs opened for business. I can’t do it. I just can’t fucking do it. What an idiot, and ya’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Does he really think that amazing magical creations are thwarting the robust economic growth that would surely be taking place from his policies? I mean, it can’t be that the policies have failed, it must be ATMs. Or Japanese earthquakes. Or bad luck. We don’t deserve this kind of leadership when the economy is teetering on the edge of the abyss. Fuck this guy and his ATM blamin’ bullshit.
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And now, boobs.
*I like your hat, but that swimsuit top looks constricting. You should remove it at once.
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*Nice pose! Let’s do that at my house!
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*You look like an excellent stick handler. We should play lacrosse together.
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Well I should probably take the rest of the day off.
She seems to be having a hard time getting over that sofa…..would one of your dirt bags give her a hand?
I didn’t know Hello Kitty made lacrosse sticks.
From the previous thread:
OK, smoke, shower then off to do some grocery shopping. Later panty waists and hawt chicks!
Did Roamy make that hat in the first picture?
YAY! BEWBS! Good job MJ!
Excellent job, MJ.
Take the rest of the day off and go get drunk. I’m buying.
I have this dream that Rick Perry walks into the Oval Office in January 2013, smacks the back of SCoaMF’s head and says “Get your fucking feet off that desk and get the fuck out of my chair..NOW!”
I have the same dream, Wiser…
Pretty gal, MJ. Good pick.
This is important.
http://tinyurl.com/32o48to
Thanks!
For a young fella, MJ’s pretty funny.
OH CYN … is it time for you to call sean?
I’d LOVE to do it, of course, but I don’t have his number.
The boobs have landed. Well played MJ, well played.
I’m afraid that its going to take a SWAT team to remove King Putt from the office, and we’ll never get the marks off the furniture.
This is important.
http://tinyurl.com/32o48to
Dammit! I bit through my tongue.
*wipes drool away*
I’m afraid that its going to take a SWAT team to remove King Putt from the office, and we’ll never get the marks off the furniture.
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I bet he’s already got his bags packed. Apparently he loved the senate race, but then hated being a senator. I would guess this is the same. And plus he’s a SCOAMF.
>> I’m afraid that its going to take a SWAT team to remove King Putt from the office
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjDbJQKDXCY#t=47s
My 2:30 con call got canceled, so cocktail hour begins NOW!
Nice. My last one is from 2:30-3. Almost here….
I bet he’s already got his bags packed. Apparently he loved the senate race, but then hated being a senator.
He hates the work, but he loves the trappings.
Where else can he spend millions of other people’s money on lavish vacations, new campaign buses, and extravagant parties?
I get that he can’t understand why we don’t love him as much a s he loves himself, and that is frustrating for him, but he’s got a serious addiction to what the Office and OPM provides for him.
OPM. Heh.
Heh. I just used OPM in a post at Ace’s.
Same. Wavelength.
Same. Wavelength.
What can I say? I’m psychadelic.
I’m back.
Imma need some booze tonight. Who is buying?
Wow. BBF died a quick death.
I know. WTF?
It’s your avatar.
It’s creeping me out.
It’s not just OPM. It’s OPM and power. And it’s OPM while you rail against folks using a fraction of that amount of money for their own pleasure.
Unless, of course, they voted for you, then nudge nudge, wink wink, see you at the next White House Cabaret.
I mean, not even obscenely wealthy folks would take separate jets four hours apart to go on vacation.
Especially ones so concerned about Teh Global Warming.
Puppy must be a Texan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SZJ6PEH8Gs&feature=player_embedded
HAHAHAHA!
I can’t do it. I just can’t fucking do it.
Nice rant MJ and great linkies! Good Job!
That made me squeal with delight, Scott 😀
Just left a message for Sean telling him that’s there’s no crying in baseball and to check in with us or else Mare and Carin were going to call him.
Times have changed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VssO5bKFJU0
Times have changed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VssO5bKFJU0
Strangely, after airing the new coffee ads, the Darling Advertising Agency noted a spike in Rat Poison salies without any change whatsoever to that ad campaign.
Did you morons know today is Dave’s b’day?
Who?
an telling him that’s there’s no crying in baseball and to check in with us or else Mare and Carin were going to call him.
that should scare him straight.
Sean is teh ghey?
Man, Laura is gonna be pissed when she finds out how Scott feels about her coffee!
Man, Laura is gonna be pissed when she finds out how Scott feels about her coffee!
heh. I was thinking the same thing,
Brave man, our Scott.
Oh, Obama taking a LOOONG weekend again.
He has been back at work for a whole week.
Carin – You say that as if it’s a bad thing.
Oh, Obama taking a LOOONG weekend again.
HE needs some quiet time to figure out his picks for the first week of the WH football pool.
Would you rather have him working?
He’s gotta pull a jobs plan out of his ass.
The only “Jobs” plan he’s working on is the Obama 2012 job plan
Winning the
Future2012 ElectionCarin – heh.
I don’t know where SCOAMF is going, but I bet they have a golf course.
xBrad cannot understand why he never gets called back after a job interview. . .
http://fwd4.me/0AXz
What’s going on around this shit hole dump?
When did Obama first “focus like a laser beam on jobs”?
Was that 2009 or 2010?
Man, it’s going to be so freaking easy to campaign against this guy.
Scott – February 2009.
Camp David, so yes.
Then, after he passed health care, he made a “pivot” to jobs. Remember ?
Pivot pivot pivot.
They said it over and over again.
If I worked with that guy MCPO, I would buy a large box of really small powerful magnets and dump it on his head.
Pivot
I don’t think pivot means what he thinks it means.
Magnetic sand would be awesome.
SCoaMF was the pivot man in a intellectual circle jerk at Harvard, this makes him qualified for Precedent.
http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2011/09/monty-pythons-john-cleese-london-is-no.html
Pivot?
Or divot?
Andy – That was certainly true when I was last in London 8 years ago. I really had to get out into the country (East Anglia) for it to feel like it did in 1980.
Pivot?
Or divot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAEA1KzDynI
Pivot?
Or divot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuN1D6Np1y8
Anyone want to take bets on whether SCOAMFie replaces his divots?
Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of
being born in the United States.
-stolen from Theo.
He doesn’t make divots. That was the other golfer. Or maybe it was there already.
http://tinyurl.com/43kvfph
Divots, no. He’s a ditch digger, I just know it.
*Thump
Do you think he can really lay some pipe with Michelle?
Hot.spur – I’m pretty sure she wears a strap-on
That was the other golfer. Or maybe it was there already.
You know who else golfs? Bush. That’s right.
So she lays the pipe?
Cocktail hour proceeds apace.
I predict a gathering of the entire Sioux Nation by midnight or so.
I hope all of you iPhone, iPod and iPad owners have downloaded the “Obama Clock” app!
I didn’t. It isn’t free, and I don’t need to pay money to keep track of his stupid ass.
I hope all of you iPhone, iPod and iPad owners have downloaded the “Obama Clock” app!
Nope.
Plus, everyone who downloads that is going to get audited by the IRS.
But you also get:
1. Teh iWon’s approval rating
2. Unemployment %
3. Price of gas
4. Housing starts
5. National debt
So, it’s not just a clock!
That would make it the most depressing app on the internets.
Why would I taint my iOS devices with a SCOAMF?
Ahoy weekenders. Chief, proceed with what you refer to as ‘everyday’.
Hahahahaha
Andy said taint and SCOAMF.
I was wondering if Andy licks the ipad’s taint… Is that how you reboot it?
Jay is Racist!
/sarc off
Wiserbud is this true?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-xX7iWvzbo
VMax, there is an important video at 3:05.
Anyone hear from Sean?
This poat smells like day old sushi left out in the hot sun next to a koi pond as the homeowner faps while watching a crazy-ass gameshow with hot Japanese girls in bikinis wrestling in chocolate pudding.
Hmmm…this may be the best poat ever. Merry Friday!
*sits in laz-e-boy, Turns on TV.
Anyone hear from Sean?
No.
*glares at Xbrad*
Mare! http://i.imgur.com/Y36KP.jpg
I predict a gathering of the entire Sioux Nation by midnight or so. But who will be playing the role of Custer tonight?
Well personally, I can’t wait to show the app to all of my son’s friends in Ann Arbor.
Scott – That is the cutest Corgi ever!
Mare, you were talking about housekeeping this morning. My house is clean as far as counters wiped, floors mopped, good chance of vacuumed carpet, but I don’t make up beds and I have a LOT of clutter. No egg salad, though.
He doesn’t make divots. That was the other golfer. Or maybe it was there already.
Funny because it is so, so true.
Good afternoon and a very happy birthday to Dave.
>> I was wondering if Andy licks the ipad’s taint… Is that how you reboot it?
That was so unfunny xbrad could have written it.
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter (BIRM), purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?”
He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a “recreational area” so close to a waste treatment facility. I’m sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!”
3:05 checked
Roamy—HAHAHAHAHA!
Anymore that has to be a true story.
Wow, he got a clue.
http://news.yahoo.com/obama-halts-controversial-epa-regulation-143731156.html
when you clowns hand the keys off…. this is what happens…..
http://tinyurl.com/3nkcdok
Ghetto bar.
Knowmsayin?
Pour me one, please, Hotspur.
Hotspur – Does the Ghetto bar have beer on tap? When I come to Ann Arbor we should get together for a drink.
Yum Beer!
Eating 4 lb of meat at the Brazilian steakhouse proved… difficult.
Too salty, mainly, meaning i had to keep drinking water to balance it, which caused me to get full much earlier than I’d hoped. I’ll skip it and go to Mongo next time.
That was so unfunny xbrad could have written it.
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Yeah, that wasn’t so good.
Wow, he got a clue.
UAW probably told him to halt it. He’s on the verge of losing MI, or at least that’s what I get out of him being here twice in the span of 30 days.
Chief, when are you in AA for drinking?
*leon just made a funneh*
Leon – 18 – 22 September.
I’m sure I’ll be able to come see you guys at least one of those nights.
Time to make teh dinner. Lots of carbs for the running boy.
*applies soothing balm to the vicious burn MJ received from Andy*
burn baby burn
Wifi works on my deck, sweet!
Oh wait, it’s like 93 out here with 90% humidity.
WTF was I thinking?
*tackles roamy, lauraw, and cyn and gives them a Group Noogie™*
*lifts Brewfan’s wallet while he’s distracted by Cyn and Roamy’s giggling*
*finds a dead moth, a coupon for gum, and some lint*
*slides $10 into wallet and carefully puts it back*
*realize I need gum*
*takes wallet again*
I think I might be done with buffets/allyoucaneat. I can’t control food quality or seasoning, can’t get my money’s worth, my own food is tastier, etc.
That’s how they get ya Leon.
Mostly they get me on the social aspect of it. Dining with friends. I should probably have some kids so I have an excuse to say no to pretty much anything.
Though I probably shouldn’t tell Leon Jr. about that.
Glad to see Wiserbud found something to occupy his time. . .
http://fwd4.me/0AYX
Leon, do you like shell beans? Like kidney beans, black beans, etc?
Crap!
If you don’t watch all of it check out the portion between 1:25 and 1:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k&feature=youtu.be
Oh Myyyyyyy!
http://fwd4.me/0ATT
Leon’s Friend: Hey, come bowling with us tonight!
Leon: Sorry. Can’t. I have to look after the kid tonight.
Leon’s Friend: Didn’t he turn 23 last week?
fin
Leon, do you like shell beans? Like kidney beans, black beans, etc?
Legumes are proscribed from my diet unless something changes (new research, preparation methods, etc.). Most of them have very high lectin and phytate content, which I’m trying very hard to avoid. Green beans are about the only ones I eat, I eschew even peanuts at this point.
If I still have friends in 23 years, I’ll be surprised.
Ah, okay. That seems clea-
Um. Why are you avoiding lectoids and phytones?
They function as antinutrients. That means they harm your ability to absorb things you need. Plants make them to discourage predation. Most grains and legumes have enough in their edible bits (i.e. their germs, the stuff that gets to be the next generation of plant if it survives) to discourage all but the best-adapted insects, rodents, and birds, and just enough to harm human health without outright killing us. I don’t eat many nuts or seeds, either. Same reason.
That was awesome, scott.
Crazy as hell. But awesome.
What about wax beans? I was always a fan of wax beans.
Come to think of it, I haven’t had wax beans in a long time.
Chief, getting together for a drink is the best idea I’ve heard all day. When you coming?
Scott, that baby corgie was precious. And perky.
Wax beans are probably fine, same with peas. Low lectin counts, low in phytates. I just don’t particularly like those 🙂
I eat mostly leafy greens for my veggies. Speaking of which, my kimchi should be allllllllmost ready.
Hotspur – 18 – 22 September
Okay, Mang, set aside a night for you and Mike, and any of his buddies to throw down with the old coots.
I thought beans beans were good for you. Lots of nutrients and protein. Have I been lied to?
What good is chili without great northern beans?
I thought beans beans were good for you. Lots of nutrients and protein. Have I been lied to?
If you have no problems including them, great. I get fat and sick when I do, not to mention gassy.
And proper chili has no beans, madam, as any Texan will tell you.
And proper chili has no beans, madam, as any Texan will tell you.
Are you one of those assholes that makes chili with spaghetti noodles?
*Giving Leon the stink-eye
Shit. I just watched an amazing video.
Dog dies..owner gets hysterical…trainer does CPR and dog eventually comes back.
Happy ending but I got rules about linking stuff that will make people cry.
The company I worked for right out of college appears to be hiring for the job I used to do. I’m semi-tempted to apply. They probably wouldn’t hire me back, and it’d double my commute distance, but it’d be much less boring work, for a much smaller company.
Are you one of those assholes that makes chili with spaghetti noodles?
If my chili has any starch at all, it’s masa (ground corn). It normally has none.
I’ve cried enough, but it sounds like a good vid.
I would give up a month’s retirement pay to spend 5 minutes kicking Martin Bashir in the balls. . .
http://fwd4.me/0AYb
I don’t eat red chili beans because they cause my plumbing some distress. Great Northern doesn’t bother me in the least.
I kinda like red beans and rice.
With lotsa Tabasco.
I’m with the birthday boy. I ain’t giving up my red beans and rice!
Vegetables suck and legume is french for vegetable.
Funny, but don’t both South Beach and Adkins allow legumes?
It’s not like I go out of my way to eat them every day. Once in a while. I put beans in chili too.
It’s the vegetables that are ostensibly “good for you” that I avoid.
Except okra. And fried squash.
Okay, you get a pass, Leon.
*Turns stink-eye back on ‘Spur.
Jewstin, if you’re ever in MI, I’ll make chili. I saute` the onions in bacon or duck fat to get started. Then I add lava.
Am I the only one that actually likes vegetables? I don’t think I’ve had a proper meal without a roasted onion or some broccoli and garlic on my plate.
That’s pretty weird Jewstin.
Jewstin, I like them, but raw only. Hate cooked carrots, etc., but love raw crunchy, soaked in ice water carrots, celery, green pepper, radish…
Aw, FUCK! I got an e-mail today and since I’m fairly certain I haven’t applied to any community colleges in California this year, I’m going to go ahead and guess my identity has been stolen.
I like vegetables plenty. I often have to remind myself to cook them, but I always try to get a hefty portion when I do.
>> I put beans in chili too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs
I likes me some veggies. Greens, ‘maters, ‘taters, carrots, beans, you name it.
/Omnivore
The only vegetable I like is cheese.
I’m with lipstick on the cooked veggie thing. I ate them on the ship only because I knew, if I didn’t, I wouldn’t be able to take a dump for 6 months.
Jewstin – Good luck fixing that!
Awesome: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/bizarre-after-man-arrested-for-streaking-police-find-wild-raccoon-in-his-car/
Don’t freak out Jewstin. It happened to me once. I was denied credit because I purchased another house I didn’t know about.
I freaked out, and fixed it. Had I played my cards right that house could have been mine.
Speaking of beans, Dave, I ‘baked’ you something on your facepoopdust.
You people are as fucked up as a soup sandwich!
Fixing it really sucked.
The really odd thing was that by chance I met the guy. It turns out his SS was one digit different from mine and it was an honest mistake.
I was getting pre-approved credit card offers in my mailbox with his name on them. If I were dishonest I could have had a lot of fun.
I can only eat cooked carrots if they are chopped small and in a pot pie or stew. Raw is okay.
Can’t eat onions unless they are cooked and then I still won’t eat them because the texture is gross….I’ll eat around them.
Husband will eat almost any veggie without a problem except peas. Those have to be in a soup or he won’t touch ’em. Green wrinkly, nasty little peas.
xbrad….Seam….please!
Man, if you’re not watching the Baylor/TCU game, you are missing out!
I lurve Beasn
Beans not so much.
Red beans and rice are a exception.
Fried beans too
Mare, I’ve called and left msg’s with Sean, AND I gave Cyn his number. I just don’t know. I’m sorry.
As it happens, it’s a community college I worked with when I worked for Social Services. I might actually know some people there who can help.
Golly gee! I wonder who left my info sitting around? The gubbernmint wouldn’t screw anything up like that would they?
I’m watching it MCPO.
GO BAYLOR!
Thank you for trying xbrad. Really.
It makes me think he’s going through……hell.
I’ve texted him several times too, mare.
>> I ‘baked’ you something on your facepoopdust.
YOU DID? *runs to look, runs into closed door.
…
*medic
Yeah, chief. This looks like it’s gonna be a high-scoring affair.
Shoot, Andy, I think he needs our prayers and support and whatever else we can give him.
Agreed
Car in this dude is 100 and still running marathons
Sweet! Boise State plays tomorrow at Georgia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itkzaT9yk9Y
Yup, Jew.
Go Dawgs!
Andy, I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that because I really want to like you.
I ❤ Broncos!
Jew and I are simpatico!!
Although I like Richt a lot and his job may be on the line this season.
I REALLY like Chris Peterson. He’s a really good guy too (like Mark Richt). I know people who know him well, and he’s the real deal. Plus Boise is from my side of town and they get crapped on.
Plus, who cares, it’s all emotional!!
Why did I give up drinking for Sean? Oh, that’s why.
Baylor’s showing us some offense tonight but their defense and special teams are stinkin it up.
Dave, you went to Baylor, right?
I love Coach Pete. He donated tons of time and money in Boise. When I was moving I heard he’d been offered a big-time deal at another college, but he turned them down flat. He’s a real stand-up guy.
Anyone check in on Sohos?
I tried but I suck at that.
Yeah, I wish Sohos would comment. Or Count.
Don’t worry Dave. TCU’s defense is still in Ft. Worth.
Why is Mo’shelle in Mare’s chair?!?!?!!
http://fwd4.me/0AZC
Ah, I gave up drinking temporarily. (For the record)
Scott, since your operation…do you drink anymore? Is that too personal? When I asked Sean that…pow…he was pretty honest.
mAre??{! What was the question{{}}}}}}}
100 and still running marathons. Running is fun. It’s a kick.
Yes.
Why are there fireworks scaring my dogs? They are not amateur grade fireworks
Dept of treasury?
Battle of sedan?
Great fire of London?
Labor day hurricane of 1935?
Wait it is BBF that is why!
i’m gonna go read it bed.
That’s really a great strategy if you’re trying not to drink. Simply don’t stay up.
I find if I can make it through the witching hour (6 – 8:30 ish) I’m ok and the desire for a glass of wine just goes away.
I really wish there was some way we could let Sean know we’re supporting him. They may have taken away his cell.
Also, I bet if he gets admitted into a treatment program … he might not have phone access either.
I’m just guess. Throwing thoughts out there.
Ok. Going to bed now.
I’m gonna be kinda busy tomorrow. You may have to wakey wakey yourselves.
I’ll try but I can’t promise anything.
Count and I just ordered pizza that I can’t have :(. I always put beans in my chili and Happy Birthday Dave.
Why does Mare ignore my links? I just don’t unnerstand it.
Well howdy there Sohos.
Car in should call Sohos and see how she is doing.
Did any of you read that Shelby Steele editorial on Obama (and American Exceptionalism) in the WSJ? If not, why not? It’s really good.
Mare et al,, regarding Sean: I called and left him a message and sent him an email, but no word yet.
Sohos!
I’ll eat that pizza for you.
Because I care.
Good to see you Sohos!
At Westin Cincinnati, in a room overlooking an outdoor concert. Dinner at McCormick & Schmick’s tonight – Rebecca FREAKED OUT when she saw a full-sized lobster staring at her from across the table….
MCPO, I didn’t ignore your link. I was wondering why Mo’shell thought it was a good idea to wear a slit that high when it come dangerously close to showing her fat ass.
That was magic.
Sohita!
How’s the diet going? Don’t eat the pizza!
You’re forgiven for the beans in the chili, this time!
Damned glad to see(read) you!
Teresa, you’ve had quite the trip. How is ol’ Rebecca during a long drive?
The waiter was kind enough to take it back into the kitchen and “break it down” for me, as my muscles weren’t co-operating this evening. Rebecca appreciated it!
Hi Sohos!
Yes I did Mare.
Good Magic.
Mare, Rebecca travels very well now – the new van we bought last year has a built-in DVD player in it….. 🙂
I clicked your links for Mare MCPO. That is why. She pays me.
With winks!
Oh, and hi, Sohos! So happy to see you!
Howdy all! I will send it to you xbrad
I predict there will be much cheering from the floor of the House during Obama’s speech next week.
http://tinyurl.com/4yldzxq
Vman, winks and love…don’t forget the love.
Send it to Scott, Sohos, and he’ll pack it up and ship it to me!
Man! The Bears are giving TCU more than they wanted!
The diet is good. Down 23 pounds. I will be done with first round on Sunday. I LOVE magic!
Later, taters.
http://tinyurl.com/4yldzxq
HAHAHA! There is going to be a lot of cheering in the House.
NFL – 1
Flaming Obama Poo – 0
Hugs to all! Movietime!
Back at ya Sohos!
Bye, Sohos!
Mare, I got kicked out of Baylor after 2 years.
Dave – Really? Only took me two semesters before the administration “suggested” that my future might be found elsewhere.
I was pacing myself
Yeah, I was never one for “pacing”.
Well I didn’t really commit any crimes until my sophomore year.
At some point you have to piss em off enough to not care that you pay them a lot of money to stay there, takes more than crappy grades.
I reached that point.
What you call crimes, I prefer to call, “youthful indiscretions”.
The judge preferred to call them “crimes”, but I did suggest that.
G.W. Bush: “When I was young and stupid, I was young and stupid”
Dave, how is your birthday and what kind of pie did Mrs. Dave bake for you?
It was fine Lipstick, normal day really but an awful lot of nice wishes from many people. A friend of mine made me a german chocolate cake today, and while normally I would prefer pie to cake, gotta tell ya, this cake was fuckin awesome.
Wow Dave, that’s great. I love German chocolate cake.
I love German chocolate cake.
nazi
hullo?
I’m watching a movie about a psychic tire that makes people’s heads explode.
Happy B’Day, Dave!
Howdy, Revvy! Just dropped DD#3 off at RIT….
Oh yeah, how does she feel about being off on her own (kinda)?
I got a scholarship at RIT, didn’t cover the out-of-state tuition costs, though.
I got lots of grants and stuff there, Leon. I’m not really bragging though – most of the reason for it was the fact that I have ovaries.
I have some. I keep them in a jar on the mantle.
She LOVES it there, Revvy! I think she’s going to have a great time.
*Big Birthday Hug to Dave
Yay, TiFW! RIT’s a nice place, for a school. I’m sure she’ll be okay.
OMG, the tire got shotgunned and reincarnated as a tricycle.
Best. Movie. Ever.
Thanks TiFW.
*big hugs right back at Lipstick
Howdy Rev
Barnburner of a game in Waco. Ends on BU interception, 2 point win.
Who’d have thunk that would have ended with a great defensive play?
HIya Dave, and Happy Birthday! 🙂
I’m thinking Leon used some wild mushrooms in his dinner!
Thanks Revvy!
Happy
B-day
Dave
in
Texas
I’m thinking Leon used some wild mushrooms in his dinner!
It’s a real movie, I swear, on Netflix, called “Rubber”. I laughed a lot.
And now that it’s over, it’s bedtime.
sorta watchin The Replacements on Netflix right now.
Baking chocolate chip cookies.
I bet DiT and Wiser would let this 11 year old play in their bands if she asked to do so, don’t you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbsA1icQihs
you’d lose that bet on me.
can’t speak for wiser.
It’s Saturday! Yay!!
I’m awake at 4:15am! Boo!!
wakey wakey.
ohi Sohos. I just dug those pants out for when you’re ready for them.
(I was going through the stuff I intend to drop off to charity, and I had put ’em in that pile a while ago)
I’ve got to go to Detroit today and work on that empty house. oysh
If it makes you feel any better, it’s 7:30 here.
Got the boys out the door on time for the cross country meet. Then Mr. RFH had to come back to get his phone and his glasses.
We need a new poat. Anybody got one?
Insti link to interesting article on facism, communism, etc .
Tidbit:
Update on neighbor’s house:
When I went to let the dog out at 6:00 this morning the kitchen and family room had been cleaned up…..YEAH!
I stopped by yesterday afternoon to let the dog out and they hadn’t left yet
In a 2 minute conversation at the front door the husband mentions; “my wife always has big plans and never follows through”…….”I can’t wait for the kids to get out of the house” (although she mentioned they wanted to adopt more children), and he was embarrassed the house was a mess, “as you can see it’s always chaos here, the house was a disaster this week.” He travels Monday through Thursday.
Interesting. I bet he’s the one who cleaned the kitchen and family room. I didn’t look at the rest of the house.
More:
Of course HERE the unions are so powerful, the they often work in unison with the government. They get their people elected.
OMG, the more I read the more I realize that Obama is Hitler.
It’s actually kind of funny. Last quote-
Mare, why don’t you clean the house for them while they’re gone?
This made me chuckle about 4 times…..so true. It’s also insightful concerning “republican” political advisers. HA!
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/09/underwhelmed_by_hunstman.html
Whose turn is it to poat? I already did one at Ace’s, so I’m fresh out.
New poat!
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