Why I love my kids’ school district

Our Superintendent retired last year. Instead of passing the batan, in my hometown, we “pass the hat”. This video represents what I love about my hometown.

Oh and it’s only 3 freaking minutes long. You guys can handle it.

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[UPDATE: Rosetta]

Jack White has produced a remake of a song from Mozart and he had Insane Clown Posse rap over it.  The best part?  The Mozart song is “Leck Mich Im Arsch”.   A song about licking ass.
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176 Comments

  1. Frist. Are there Cliff’s Notes?

  2. batan death march? baton?

  3. WTF?

    What happened to Charlie the Unicorn?

  4. I should have known better. I thought for sure you guys would appreciate seeing a PUBLIC school superintendent whose not a total jackhole!

  5. who’s?

  6. fine………..

    I couldn’t keyboard because of the tears in my eyes

    *sobs

    WHO’S

    MINE’S. MINE’S EYES

  7. http://tinyurl.com/3fmzc58

  8. awwww.. you know I’m a jerk. You have to factor that in.

    *hugs PJ.. I don’t even have a “kick me” sign with tape in my hand.

    Nope.

  9. I volunteer to be the person who picks who does WHOSE who’s eulogy

  10. Aww, PJ, your poat is super-special. I’m pretty sure there’s great stuff in there.

  11. hahaha, wuss

    Dave, you should know I ain’t happy if I ain’t being teased

  12. You can’t go exceeding expectations…

    Wiser just said there are standards here, fer cryin out loud.

  13. Horton Hears a Whose

  14. I volunteer to be the person who picks who does WHOSE who’s eulogy

    Too late. We already have chosen someone for that job

    So you will need to write someone’s eulogy so someone can write yours.

  15. Desert rednecks. . . who knew?

  16. Wiser just said there are standards here, fer cryin out loud.

    You obviously misread what I wrote.

    I think I said that there are stands over here.

  17. I don’t want someone to write my eulogy.

    *kicks jewstin in the vag

  18. Real Genius on AMC

    Excellent flick

  19. real genius here is going to bed

  20. ‘Night all.

  21. Ahhh, back when Val Kilmer was still likeable.

  22. You obviously misread what I wrote.

    I think I said that there are stands over here.

    My mistake.

    I plead low blood sugar.

  23. I don’t want someone to write my eulogy.

    See, your totally missing the whole point.

    It’s not about it being your serious eulogy. It’s like a roast. It would be a eulogy that a Hostage would give you.

    Who wouldn’t want to hear that?

  24. Ahhh, back when Val Kilmer was still likeable.

    Correction: Only time Val Kilmer was likable.

    He rode the character he created in this film for years.

  25. Another of my top ten movie scenes.

  26. Another of my top ten movie scenes.

    So many great moments in this movie, it’s hard to choose….

    I’m gonna have to go with the scene with the tits.

  27. Let’s talk about something fun.

    Where is stupid cyn?

  28. The bathroom scene, Kent talking to God…its all good.

    My wife doesn’t understand.

  29. Kent talking to God is one of the funniest things ever on film.

  30. Hey, it’s the same chick from Valley Girl………what ever happened to her?

  31. She found a guy who could hammer a six inch spike through a board with his penis,of course.

  32. “smart people on ice!”

  33. We’re very happy together.

  34. and then BiW woke up

  35. I’m very disappointed with this evening’s woot. every day, the first thing I do when I wake up, is to see what exciting things is on woot. It’s a freaking garage door opener. I don’t have a garage as it’s now the master bedroom.

    damn shame

  36. That’s right.

    Harsh my mellow.

    I’m a gonna go take some meds and read for a while.

    You all have a nice night.

    And PEEJ? Everyone is sure to watch the video if you post it five or six times.

    It’s SCIENCE!

  37. G’nite, peeples!

  38. Happy Birthday to Dave In Texas.

    *runs through blog in jammies*

  39. Happy sleeping to you folks. I’m done for.

  40. And PEEJ? Everyone is sure to watch the video if you post it five or six times.

    It worked with Charlie the Unicorn, it can work again.

    I have faith.

  41. It’s a freaking garage door opener. I don’t have a garage as it’s now the master bedroom.

    The garage door opener is so you can indulge your exhibitionism.

  42. *strokes chin deep in thought

    Alice, you might just have something there.

  43. The garage door opener is so you can indulge your exhibitionism.

    *picks out spot behind bushes, sets up folding chair, unpacks binoculars*

  44. I’m banning some of you. I’ll be back later to let you know who.

  45. I’m going to a Brazilian steakhouse for lunch today, so I skipped dinner last night to get ready.

    It’s gonna be epic.

  46. Mornin’

    What’s a batan?

  47. PJM got a horse?

    Happy birthday Dave.

  48. Happy birthday Dave!

  49. It’s Dave’s birthday?

    *looks around*

    *slugs Dave in arm*

    Happy Birthday, Buddy.

  50. Wakey wakey.

    Happy birthday dave!

    (is it his birthday?) I can be such a sheep …

  51. Happy BDay DDave!
    *Slips Hotspur a 20*
    That is gonna leave a mark

  52. Good morning. Happy Birthday Dave!

  53. any sean news?

  54. Happy Birthday Dave! Since Sean seems to be out let me be the one who congratulates you on another round-trip around our star.

    I got you this: http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/hippo-flip.gif

  55. Beautiful here but look at the feeder bands for TD 13.
    http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/generic/weather/webcams/bradenton-beach-live-webcam

    Any storm in the gulf even a small one by New Orleans makes itself known

  56. Happy birthday, Dave! **squishy hugs**

  57. DAVE? DAVE? Dave is not only older he’s better!

    Happy Birthday David!

  58. He was already older.

  59. It’s not “older”, it’s “distinguished”.

    Until you shit yourself.

    (thanks everybody)

  60. Happy birthday, Dave.

    May you have many more. And a fire extinguisher for the candles.

  61. G’mornin’ cool kids.

    Happy Happy Birthday Dave!

  62. Gonna try to go running now.

    *flashes headlights

  63. Would someone kick xbrad out of bed and have him call Sean?

  64. Might be just a pinch early yet, Mare; still just after 6:30 am.

    If Xbrad doesn’t call Sean later in the day, I’ma give him a jingle or send him a text.

  65. Bewbs.

    Someone should make a post about them.

  66. epic birthday wishes Dave!

    or, happy.. .whichever.

  67. “The budget must be balanced, the Treasury must be refilled, public debt must be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom must be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands must be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

    Cicero, 55 B.C., as quoted by Bruce here yesterday

    From Maggie’s Farm

  68. Might be just a pinch early yet, Mare

    That’s why I said, “….kick him out of bed.”

  69. Ha! Xbrad LOVES to be called early in the morning! I could email you his number.

  70. Is rosettadouche doing BBF or do we have a sub?

  71. I’m thinking we need a sub, MJ.

    Time for me to start my morning boy school routine. BBL.

  72. Just curious, do you Moms and Dads who work and have smallish children keep a relatively clean home? For example, if someone stopped by you’d maybe have papers on the counter and clothes over a chair, maybe stuff in the sink and a pile of clothes in the laundry room but generally clean and orderly? Do your kids have to make their bed and “tidy” their room before school. Not pristine, just tidy.

  73. Is rosettadouche doing BBF or do we have a sub?

    I need a sub. Interested, MJ?

  74. The old super looks like he’s a natural on the horse. The new meat looks a little timid and dorky. And I think he’s riding a girl’s horse. Those kids are going to eat his lunch.

  75. Cyn, will you check my blog status?

    I was going to update this post but it looks like I no longer have that ability.

    Thanks hot chick.

  76. Happy Birthday, Dave,.

  77. If you didn’t hear Rush Limbaugh read Shelby Steele’s article in the WSJ about Obama and American Exceptionalism…..it’s really one of the best things I’ve read about Obama……EVER.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904787404576532623176115558.html

  78. HAHAHA…Rosetta got “downgraded” Only AA now.

  79. Mare – my wife is very ‘anal’ about the cleanliness of our home. She has always kept it very tidy. Even when I hired a housekeeper, she cleaned before they even got there and wound up firing her because she didn’t like her effort. Dishes always done before bed, clothes folded and put away, etc… I help some but, she doesn’t like the way I do things so, its pretty her way and I’m in the way…

    totally coincidental that it worked out that way 😉

  80. “it’s pretty MUCH her way….”

  81. Mare, why don’t you shut your fat face.

    http://tinyurl.com/3qdh2ly

  82. Happy Birthday Dave!

  83. I like to say ‘way’ a lot as well.

  84. Rosetta – how are you my friend?

    I don’t really care, I’m just asking to be nice.

  85. I have a rule with my wife: You can tell me to do it, or you can tell me how to do it, but you can’t do both.

  86. rosie, you’re status is corrected. Not sure who changed that.

  87. I’m kinda bad at that Mare. I have so many kids and dogs and cats that cleaning is a constant dealo. I few weeks back cathy mentioned that she only need to mop (or sweep and mop) something like twice a month or something.

    I NEED TO DO IT EVERY DAY. I need to mop the main area of the house every day. Or it doesn’t just look a little off. It looks horrible. Same with windows, bathrooms …etc etc.

    I need to get the kids to be better, but it’s either devote my entire day to supervising that, or devote 3/4th of my day to cleaning.

    And don’t get me started about how often I have to clean the kitchen.

  88. You can tell me to do it, or you can tell me how to do it, but you can’t do both.

    *like

  89. >> Just curious, do you Moms and Dads who work and have smallish children keep a relatively clean home?

    Yes.

  90. rosie, you’re status is corrected. Not sure who changed that.

    Probably Peej. Or that whore Mare.

  91. I need a sub. Interested, MJ?
    ——————
    I got it. After lunch.

  92. Thanks, GML….I am kind of interested. I keep/kept (with kids) a pretty tidy house, not pristine, but tidy…and the kids had to pitch in, especially in their rooms and bathrooms. My children even knew how to do laundry when they were little. I taped easy directions on the cupboard above the washer and a step stool. They were very proud they could handle it on their own. (Although, strangely, I love doing their laundry for them now…..I always enjoyed it.)

    I will be feeding my neighbor’s dog while they are away. They both work and have two boys about 12 and 8. Ah, her house is, how shall I put this…..a dump. Nice family but, whoo boy. I don’t think the kids do anything, and I was kind of grossed out. Kitchen, playroom, bedrooms, the master was a disaster…..and she’s showing me around. Yikes.

  93. >> rosie, you’re status is corrected. Not sure who changed that.

    Why does WordPress hate Rosetta?

  94. Carin, you mention cleaning all the time. Her house has CRAP everywhere. An open bowl of egg salad on the counter among other things.

  95. Mare, that is unsanitary. I suggest a hazmat suit and a bath in Purell.

  96. My kids can do laundry (except my youngest) and they do the dishes (although w/o supervision their work can be spotty). They can do an excellent job of cleaning the house when properly inspired.

    They can even cook.

    Erin is the best. She’ll get in a mood and just clean a room for me. I love her so very much *wipes tear

    Ian will clean when his girlfriend is coming over, which is about once a week, so I’ve got that going for me.

    My problem child is my middle one. She is such a slob. I don’t know what I’m going to do with her.

  97. Rosetta:

    http://tinyurl.com/3k9wet8

    Soon

  98. Happy birthday Dave.

    http://tinyurl.com/3m7jfyg

  99. One in five isn’t bad Carin. I would bet Rosettas latex pron stash that your house with 5 children is 100 times cleaner than hers with 2.

  100. I hope little Henry will enjoy sneaking into his Dad’s closet and poo in his shoes. You know for shits and giggles.

  101. Why does WordPress hate Rosetta?

    Because it’s a piece of shit racist motherfucker.

    Just kidding, WordPress. Please don’t suspend my account again.

  102. Exactly, Andy. I like the family but I could not live one night like that. I’d stay up all night doing laundry, scrubbing, and organizing before I could sleep there. I must say the egg salad was an exception. I wouldn’t say they are “filthy” just…..yikes.

  103. Well, no it’s not bad, but I do worry about her. I don’t want her to go through life like that.

  104. I got it. After lunch.

    You kick ass. Thanks.

  105. WHen I go to my sister’s house, i have to fight the urge to clean the entire time.

    Kinda like how when I see weeds in someone’s garden.

    I CAN’T STOP MYSELF.

  106. I’ll give the gal the benefit of the doubt, that before coming over to my house to ask to feed her dog and then go over to her house to see where stuff is, she FORGOT to put the egg salad away.

    (hmmmmm, I wouldn’t have)

  107. Does Rosetta’s ass make this blog look fat?

  108. Come over to see me anytime.

    To see the house, make an appointment.

  109. OH, and I forgot to mention that I have to clean up after my dad – he makes at least once huge mess in the kitchen every day.

    Oye.

  110. Thanks for fixing my status Andy. I owe you a beer.

  111. What’s the difference between Mare and a red, swollen baboon’s ass?

  112. This post has been updated with my nominee for best song of the year.

  113. I hope little Henry will enjoy sneaking into his Dad’s closet and poo in his shoes. You know for shits and giggles.

    Please email me your address. Henry made a present for you this morning and I need to mail it to you.

  114. Rosetta, the only way you could improve this POS blog would be to link several pictures of Henry. Linking music that makes me want to cut xbrad isn’t helping.

  115. What’s the difference between Mare and a red, swollen baboon’s ass?

    The red, swollen baboon’s ass isn’t a skank.

  116. Mare, what did you eat for breakfast?

  117. For the record, I don’t judge peoples character on their housekeeping. It’s just a way for me to judge whether or not I stay at their house or get a hotel room.

    I do think it’s good to get your kids to help and be responsible and to like general order. But lots of successful people are slobs. Don’t know them but I’m sure they are out there.

  118. Coffee, oatmeal with stevia and skim milk, and a pizza.

  119. What’s the difference between Rosetta’s latex/fat women/hose fetish and Obama’s plan for America?

  120. What’s the difference between Rosetta’s latex/fat women/hose fetish and Obama’s plan for America?

    Poontang.

  121. Hahahahahahaha. Click through this slide show.

    http://tinyurl.com/4x2kesf

  122. What’s the difference between Rosetta’s latex/fat women/hose fetish and Obama’s plan for America?

    “Poontang?”

    Yes, Obama’s plan has plenty of that……but….. INCORRECT!

  123. Obama’s job plan explained.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-alMD5wPhiM

  124. HA! Rosetta, just sent that slide show to our highly successful black friend. Hope we’re still friends after that.

  125. “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-alMD5wPhiM”

    Well, now we’re banned in several states….I hope you’re happy.

  126. NSFW warning on Rosie’s last video!

  127. So we’re a bestiality blog now?

  128. Right?? That was seriously grotesque.

  129. …few weeks back cathy mentioned that she only need to mop (or sweep and mop) something like twice a month or something.

    Carin, I got a totally different situation: No kiddos tracking in dirt. The Dyson vacuum really “sucks” the loose stuff. Continue to be amazed at just how much crap ends up needing to be emptied into the trash when I use the Dyson. Never needed to feel that floors had to be clean enough to eat off of either.

  130. Of course I didn’t even watch it until Laura said NSFW.

    *Stupid mistake*

  131. What’s the difference between Rosetta’s latex/fat women/hose fetish and Obama’s plan for America?

    You can’t get full blown AIDS from Obama.

  132. Obama has a plan?

    I thought it was TOTUS that had the plan.

  133. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a cleaning Nazi, my floors could use a good sweep and mop right now, and it’s not happening until…whenever.

    Her house was just…..a dump. Beautiful house and you wouldn’t know it.

  134. Mare, I’m a building contractor. I’m in people’s houses all the time.

    I’ve seen it all.

    Typically the hardest people to please are the ones whose houses are immaculate.

  135. Coffee, oatmeal with stevia and skim milk, and a pizza.

    Wtf? No martini?

    It’s friday, are. Not Monday.

  136. Carin, I got a totally different situation: No kiddos tracking in dirt.

    Oh, I know. I just found it funny. I mean, more kids make the house exponentially dirty.

  137. Mare, years ago I had a friend who would leave piles of clothing and junk all over her house. When I visited, I had to negotiate my way through the obstacle course in every room in her house. That is how it was all the time.

    That kind of behavior indicates some kind of mental disorder… Used to watch a show on HGTV where professional organizers would come into someones home and take over to help them get rid of the clutter and get organized. Sometimes it was obvious that these folks were emotionally, um, ill.

  138. Not that you asked me Rosie, but I had a natural power bar, and a banana. Then I had a blueberry/yogurt/soy protein powder shake for lunch.

    I do not expect this nutritional perfection to last all day.

  139. “Sometimes it was obvious that these folks were emotionally, um, ill.”

    Agree.

  140. *picks up dirty sock off floor*

    *puts dirty sock on top of pile of hair on kitchen table*

    There.

  141. The video of the monkey on the teet…

    it burns.

  142. Baby monkey, baby monkey

    Sucking on a nip, baby monkey.

  143. Rosie, did you see the cool shirts MJ is making up for the Moron Runn team?

    You should start running so you could get one too.

  144. I had a single egg, scrambled,a piece of Canadian bacon with with hot sauce in a spinach wrap. Lunch will be a skinless chicken thigh and a glass of water.

  145. Best lyric ever:

    Call it a fetish. Call him a freak
    Call him in need of a tongue on his butt cheek.

  146. Best 2 hour workout EVER!

    *someone please help me out of this chair*

  147. I’ve got to cover tunes on my blog today.

    Just saying. Go watch teh has-beens.

  148. You should start running so you could get one too.

    Do they sell them in size XXXXFatAssL-Bald?

  149. I did my run, Chief, but I’ve got to go do my weights in a bit.

  150. Do they sell them in size XXXXFatAssL-Bald?

    we could special order.

  151. I have this dream that Rick Perry walks into the Oval Office in January 2013, smacks the back of SCoaMF’s head and says “Get your fucking feet off that desk and get the fuck out of my chair..NOW!”

  152. we could special order.

    You could sew 3 or 4 of them together.

  153. Rosie, did you see the cool shirts MJ is making up for the Moron Runn team?

    No. Got a picshure?

    You should start running so you could get one too.

    All ya hear is the black from the gun blast
    Real gangsta-ass niggas don’t run for shit
    ’cause real gangsta-ass niggas can’t run fast

  154. I. clicked. Rosetta’s. link.

    O_O

  155. *calls bullying hotline*

  156. And now, a very special song request sent out to my husband.

    He lurvs this song. I just downloaded it for him.

  157. I. clicked. Rosetta’s. link.

    O_O

    It’s just a monkey sucking on a boob.

    That’s practically the theme of this blog.

  158. *calls bullying hotline*

    Stop whining and shut the fuck up, loser.

  159. I don’t have a link, but it says “SCOAMF” on the front and on the back “MORON RUNN”

    lol

  160. What don’t you make me, bullying hotline faggot?

  161. We should turn this into a bullying and advice blog.

  162. Man! I loves me some protein in the form of chicken flesh.

  163. That’s practically the theme of this blog.

    True. True.

    http://is.gd/O6dMnM

  164. Uhhh, Cyn? I’m eating here. . .

  165. >> We should turn this into a bullying and advice blog.

    Shut up, fag, and hand over your lunch money.

  166. “Do they sell them in size XXXXFatAssL-Bald?”

    HAHAHAHA….BooYa!

  167. “Get your fucking feet off that desk…”

    That really, really, really bugs me. Really.

    Really.

  168. You eat while reading this blog??

    Brave.

  169. What don’t you make me, bullying hotline faggot?

    Oh you really want to start some shit with me, huh?

    Look, you fucking ugly asswipe, I would hold your fat, saxophone-playing nerd ass down and give you a fucking pink-belly, but I would need the assistance of the entire graduating class of the University of Nebraska to be able to cover that monstrous gut of yours.

    How about you try eating a salad once in a while?

  170. BBF has landed. It is 107% awesome, 68% japanese, and 12% faptastic.

  171. OK, smoke, shower then off to do some grocery shopping. Later panty waists and hawt chicks!

  172. What’s the difference between Bullying Hotline deep-throating a moose cock and Bullying Hotline’s mom deep-throating a moose cock?

  173. What’s the difference between Bullying Hotline deep-throating a moose cock and Bullying Hotline’s mom deep-throating a moose cock?

    Bullying Hotline’s mom does it for money.

  174. Bullying Hotline swallows.

  175. >> What’s the difference between Bullying Hotline deep-throating a moose cock and Bullying Hotline’s mom deep-throating a moose cock?

    clean linens


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