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HHD

Here’s the latest collection of hunky hunks to hopefully get you all hot and bothered.

How’s that for starters?

Hope this one isn’t a repeat.

Shiny happy (well, sorta) people

He may not be shirtless, but I’m not kicking him out.

Okay, one more for the finale.  Hmmmm.  How about a good morning?

Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

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August 31, 2011
Categories: BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Space pens, Your mom likes this, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

326 Comments

  1. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 8:07 am

    You never cease to impress Roamy.

    Very well done. And I call dibs on the first one.

  2. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 8:07 am

    The last one still makes me laugh.

  3. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 31, 2011 8:09 am

    The red watery bits in the last guys tattoo make his shoulder look diseased.

  4. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 8:14 am

    Thanks, Cyn. First one was from a hairy chests website. Some of them look like Chewbacca.

  5. Comment by Michael on August 31, 2011 8:17 am

    At least we get to see some female feet.

  6. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 8:19 am

    Hairy chest (but not too much) and the goatee thing…. RAWR!

  7. Comment by Cathy on August 31, 2011 8:23 am

    Very. Very. Very. Very. Good.

    Roamy, you get pie or whatever you desire that the Hostage Contingency of Cyberspace Oogllry™ has in the kitty.

  8. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 31, 2011 8:24 am

    Hairy chest (but not too much) and the goatee thing

    *strokes new goatee*
    *looks down at hair-dusted pecs*

  9. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 8:26 am

    Lookin’ good, Leon!

  10. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 31, 2011 8:30 am

    My chest hair isn’t that even, though.

    I blame my exes.

  11. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 8:31 am

    Cyn, yes, the “not too much” part. **bows**

    **digs around in the contingency thingy, finds used rubber fist, gimp mask, XBrad’s teeth, half a pack of Marlboros, a jar of chipped beef, a box of red Jello, an IOU for $20, a dog collar, a Smith-Corona typewriter, a monkey pool toy, and a warm bottle of Corona.

    I’ll take the pie, please.

  12. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 8:36 am

    HAHAHA!

    Twisted contingency box.

  13. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 31, 2011 8:44 am

    Work time.

  14. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 8:52 am

    Raise your hand if you’ve spend $188 on a pair of jeans.

    Honestly, WTF?

  15. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 8:54 am

    The back pockets on your jeans should never have buttons. Never.

  16. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 8:54 am

    How many pair of jeans?

  17. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 8:55 am

    I didn’t spend $188 on my wedding dress. Geez.

    All righty, off to work for me, too. **gets 2nd pot of coffee brewing

  18. Comment by Mare on August 31, 2011 8:55 am

    Hahahahahah terrific Roamy! If that first guy would shave, I’d be on him like white on rice! RACIST!

  19. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:00 am

    I have to vote you down, Mare; no shave on the first guy. Oh and I saw him first.

  20. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:01 am

    THat’s for one pair.

    I was kind of excited when I heard about this company the other day on the radio. How exciting. SOunds cool. So, I looked it up.

    OMFG. $188 for a pair of jeans. Obviously, they aren’t intended to be purchased by anyone who actually LIVES in the motor city.

    (except, of course, the folks in the trendy new lofts in the city – which there is a growing population of)

  21. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 9:06 am

    So what exactly do these jeans do?

    Lift? Support?

    Laundry? Dishes?

  22. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:16 am

    HA! I’ll bet they can be purchased with Food Stamps in Detroit.

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 9:17 am

    It’s not Food Stamps anymore, it’s a credit card.

    Wouldn’t want to stigmatize anyone, would we?

  24. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:18 am

    Or if they’re on the first HHD guy up there… they’re meant to be removed.

  25. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:18 am

    There’s an idea, Cyn.

  26. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:21 am

    Heh; no shit on that stigma thing. Because That’s Raaaacist.

  27. Comment by GMLand on August 31, 2011 9:31 am

    Its 8:30 in the morning and I still HATE Obama.

  28. Comment by GMLand on August 31, 2011 9:33 am

    8:33…. nothings changed.

  29. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 9:33 am

    We’re supposed to stop? Why? What has he done for me lately?

  30. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:33 am

    Ya know the funny thing GMLand… I think he hates all of us proud Americans more.

  31. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 9:35 am

    wow, the legs on that last guy’s boyfriend look really girly….

  32. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:37 am

    HAHA!

    Wiser, I just realized that pic needs the caption, Good Morning Son.

  33. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 9:37 am

    It’s like you people from Lapeer know nothing. Jeez.

    http://is.gd/Y556aw

  34. Comment by GMLand on August 31, 2011 9:38 am

    I have been dueling with a couple of feeble minded libs on my congressmans facechimp page and it just kind of washed over me that this guy and most anyone that supports him HATES America. They don’t have ideas to fix anything, they don’t share a concern for where we are how to correct it – their concern is moving forward with the destruction of America as it is and changing it. I know its been discussed ad nauseum here and elsewhere, but it just really hit home that there is NO common ground to be had. Its either us or them… It isn’t going to be us AND them.

    fuck you liberals…. one and all.

  35. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:40 am

    Time to get this day rolling. Later cool kids.

  36. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:40 am

    I temporarily stopped saying “What an asshole” while Obama was on vacation, but I think that was more a factor of him not being in the public eye.

    As of tuesday, the tic has returned.

  37. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 9:42 am

    It’s like you people from Lapeer know nothing. Jeez.

    I’ve got jeans that look like that! It only took 10 years to get them that way. You telling me they’re worth over $200 a pop, now?

    *opens ebay account

  38. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:45 am

    Oh, MJ, I’m aware that there are plenty of jeans in that price range. I was just interested in how many folks spend that much on jeans and (2) how crazy it seems to me that a designer would choose to price the clothing so high which is marketing on a city that’s attempting to lift itself from the ashes of destruction.

    It reminds me of Kwame’s excuse for excessive spending in the early years of his administration. He said you’ve got to act and spend like a world class city if you want to become one.

    And, you know, that worked out so well.

    (which reminds me of what obama does)

  39. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 9:51 am

    And let the whining begin!!

    Over the fold, front page story in my local paper:

    Some neighborhoods still dark
    Residents annoyed at lack of progress since storm

    Classic whiny-bitch line:

    “Normally I use a fan at night, but I can’t now. It’s getting tough.”

    Oh, yeah, I simply cannot imagine the hardships you must be enduring, you poor, poor soul. I mean, the temps have been in the 50s overnight, so it must just be HORRIBLE being without your oh so critical fan.

    The people in this country sicken me with their pathetic caviling. “My fan doesn’t run. However shall I survive this overwhelming adversity that God and the evil Republicans have place in my path??”

    Fuck you.

    (considers cc’ing local paper for letters to the editor section.)

  40. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 9:53 am

    <He said you’ve got to act and spend like a world class city if you want to become one.

    Heh. That only works if you have the word SOLUTIONS™ in your name…

  41. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:04 am

    well, that was easy..

  42. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:04 am

    too easy, in fact

  43. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:05 am

    I’m not totally convinced this thread is actually dead, but playing possum instead, waiting to strike at any moment.

  44. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:05 am

    WAKE UP THREAD!!! I’VE GOT A NICE CRACKER FOR YOU IF YOU JUST WAKE UP!!!!

  45. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:08 am

    This thread is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet it’s maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! It’s metabolic processes are now history! It’s off the twig! It’s kicked the bucket. It’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!

    THIS IS AN EX-THREAD!!

  46. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 10:08 am

    CRACKER
    ————–
    Do I have to say it?

  47. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:09 am

    you bastard. you rotten bastard.

  48. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 10:14 am

    Good morning.

  49. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:16 am

    ‘lo

  50. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 10:17 am

    Hi Laura. Thank god you are here. I have a pepper related question: I left a few jalepenos on the plant for a bit too long and now they have turned red. Does this matter?

  51. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 10:17 am

    nah, jalapenos are perennial

  52. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:20 am

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!

    Lauraw needs to start her own advice column.

    Dear Farmer Laura,

    I recently found a small rodent chewing on my clematis. Whatever shall I do??

    Signed,

    Guy who’s renamed his penis “Clematis”

  53. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:22 am

    Normally I use a fan at night, but I can’t now. It’s getting tough.”

    *cries.

    how much should people have to endure?

    WE SHALL OVERCOME.

  54. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:26 am

    this guy has been without power for two whole days.

    I wonder how he would have handled being in Joplin?

  55. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 10:27 am

    If your jalepenos have turned red, that means they got hotter. Red = Hotter.

    You should put them in ice, while on the plant. Otherwise they will spontaneously combust.

  56. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 10:28 am

    *puts a few drops of baby oil on Carin’s tassels*

  57. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 10:32 am

    Thanks Jay & laura. I have so many I don’t know what to do with them.

  58. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 10:33 am

    A lot of people seem to enjoy them pickled. Do you have any jars/ vinegar lying around?

  59. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 10:35 am

    Jay, do jalapenos dry well?

  60. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 10:36 am

    A lot of people seem to enjoy them pickled. Do you have any jars/ vinegar lying around?
    ——————————-
    I actually do.

  61. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:36 am

    Jalapeno POPPERS. Yum.

    *puts a few drops of baby oil on Carin’s tassels*

    excellent. They spin faster now.

  62. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 10:36 am

    Last big storm we had here I was without power for 10 days. That is why I bought my generators.

    Oh and the power came on while I was at work, so the 40# of ice that was melting?

    Froze solid. I had a block of ice 1/2 chest freezer high full of food that needed to be chiseled out

  63. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:37 am

    Remember when cuffy used to visit us, and he made poppers.

    sigh.

  64. Comment by Hotspur on August 31, 2011 10:38 am

    Make the noises stop!!!!!

  65. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 10:39 am

    They don’t dry as well as other peppers, as they are thick walled. Habeneros and cayennes dry much better.

    I like to smoke them (chipotles). Also, the red ones taste better, aren’t any hotter, and are basically just more mature versions of the green ones. Pickled is good, too. You can freeze them, too, they will just be more limp when you thaw them, so cook with them, instead of serving them fresh.

  66. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 10:41 am

    Jalepeno, sliced in half. Remove seeds. Fill with cream cheese (I mix in chili powder too). Wrap with bacon. Grill. Eat.

  67. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 10:50 am

    What Jay said, and Poppers are a excellent way to make them disappear.

  68. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:58 am

    What Jay said, and Poppers are a excellent way to make them disappear.

    *cough cough

    Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:36 am

    Jalapeno POPPERS. Yum.

    a full 5 minutes before J’ames’s comment.

  69. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 11:16 am

    I was just expanding on your comment.

  70. Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 31, 2011 11:26 am

    Carin, my jeans cost $160 each (3 pairs). I’m willing to spend that much because I wear jeans all the time, and these jeans FIT. If you’re shaped like me (ginormous hips and comparatively small waist), NOTHING fuckin’ fits.

    One time, when I needed new dress pants for work, I literally tried on about 40 different brands/sizes/styles, and not a single pair fit well enough even to where they could be altered to fit properly. I went all the way up to size 8 (I normally wear a 0 or a 2), and the fabric still pulled at the hips and thighs while leaving enough room for 4 other people at the waist. That’s how huge my friggin’ childbearing hips are, YOU’RE WELCOME, AARON.

    So, I don’t mind dropping $160 on my booty cut (that’s what it says on the tag) designer jeans, because they are comfortable, long-lasting (I’ve washed and worn them I don’t know how many times with no discernible wear), high-quality jeans that FIT.

    We all have our splurges 🙂

  71. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 11:26 am

    I was agreeing with Car in, Car in.

  72. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 11:28 am

    I was agreeing with Car in, Car in.

    Oh. nevermind.

  73. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 11:28 am

    for wiser.

    To Long Islanders complaining your power isn't back yet, STFU. http://t.co/pivww13

    — Michele Catalano (@inthefade) August 31, 2011

  74. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 11:29 am

    I was just joshing anyway.

  75. Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 31, 2011 11:30 am

    not to mention my booty looks friggin’ awesome in those jeans…or it did before I had a baby. it remains to be seen how it will look in the future…but I’m already almost back down to my fighting weight. Can’t wait to get cleared to start exercising again.

  76. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 11:32 am

    Michele was the person who introduce me to QOTSA. It’s all her fault. “In the Fade” is the name of one of their songs.

  77. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 11:32 am

    MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Peel is talking about curves!

    Wait
    Um some one is at the door? yea
    BBIAFM

  78. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 11:34 am

    Honestly, mostly my complaint about the jean price was the disparity between the price of the jeans and the city’s image/economic realities.

    And, I’d never pay that much for a pair of jeans for myself. While some may have sizing issues (and I can see Mrs Peel says) I think the majority don’t fall into that category. I see pampered teens wearing that shit and it just disgusts me.

  79. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 11:36 am

    And, of course, I can find jeans I like in a much more modest price range.

    Vera wang makes some that I find rather flattering on me. I think I paid $40 or so at Khols for them.

  80. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 11:48 am

    WHere’s that whore Mare today? DId she wear herself out yesterday?

  81. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 11:51 am

    I don’t wear wang jeans.

  82. Comment by Lipstick on August 31, 2011 11:53 am

    Peel, do you put your good jeans in the dryer?

  83. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 11:53 am

    I wear my wang in my jeans.

    Usually.

  84. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on August 31, 2011 11:57 am

    Nobody who’s been there would be able to say “Detroit” and “SOLUTIONS!” together without bursting into laughter before getting to the end.

  85. Comment by Elmer Fudd on August 31, 2011 11:59 am

    I keep my wang in my wangler jeans.

  86. Comment by Lipstick on August 31, 2011 12:00 pm

    YOU’RE WELCOME, AARON.

    That made me giggle.

  87. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on August 31, 2011 12:05 pm

    WONG™ Jeans: For guys who need more room in the crotch, IYKWIMAITTYD.

  88. Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 31, 2011 12:15 pm

    Yes, Lipstick. The tag says dry clean only, but that’s BS. I wash them inside out on delicate cycle with cold water, then dry right side out on delicate cycle to “damp dry” (about 8-10 minutes on low heat), then fold together and hang by the cuffs to drip dry. Haven’t had any shrinkage or wear problems doing this.

    Concur with you on the pampered teens, Carin…if I had a teen girl and she wanted designer jeans, I’d tell her to get a job. I might provide one pair if I thought she legitimately had the kind of fit trouble I do and if I thought she would take care of it and it would fit for several years, but if she’s still growing and/or doesn’t take care of her clothes, forget it.

  89. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 12:17 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/3sszkku

  90. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 12:20 pm

    Concur with you on the pampered teens, Carin…if I had a teen girl and she wanted designer jeans, I’d tell her to get a job. I might provide one pair if I thought she legitimately had the kind of fit troubl

    Not too far from is a an area that is chock-filled with pampered teens. I was driving through and stopped at a starbucks for a coffee.

    OMG. I wanted to start cutting myself. It was horrible.

  91. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 12:21 pm

    I’ve got to go arrange homeschooling materials and I’m so not feeling it.

    Ugh.

    I’m gonna finish this here cup of tea and then go do it.

  92. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 12:22 pm

    I wonder how sean is feeling.

  93. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 12:23 pm

    **calls DCFS on Car in and Mrs. Peel for unspeakable cruelty to minor children**

  94. Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 31, 2011 12:28 pm

    Oh yes, forgot to extend my best wishes to Sean as well. Sending you hugs and support from Texas, Sean…we are here for you. Kicking an addiction is a huge challenge, but it sounds like you’ve already achieved the most important step: wanting to beat it. *extra hug*

  95. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 12:33 pm

    **calls PETA on xbrad for unspeakable cruelty to an inflatable sheep**

  96. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on August 31, 2011 12:36 pm

    Not too far from is a an area that is chock-filled with pampered teens. I was driving through and stopped at a starbucks for a coffee.

    OMG. I wanted to start cutting myself. It was horrible.

    I don’t blame you.

    Aside from the shade-grown Mexican, most Starbucks coffee is burnt and tastes like shitake mushrooms.

  97. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 12:37 pm

    Bitch was asking for it!

  98. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 12:40 pm

    Aside from the shade-grown Mexican, most Starbucks coffee is burnt and tastes like shitake mushrooms.

    FTFY.

    Though I do love a venti mocha frap.

  99. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 12:48 pm

    Oh God, Obama is asking for a Joint Session….

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/08/oh-brother-obama-requests-joint-session-of-congress-for-his-jobs-speech/

    STFU, SCOAMF!

  100. Comment by beasn on August 31, 2011 12:51 pm

    yeah, xbrad, on the night of a republican debate. Rush was just talking about it. The ball is in Boehner’s court. Let’s see if he finds his balls this week and tells the f*ckface to pick another night.

  101. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 12:53 pm

    **calls PETA

    Mmmm, People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

  102. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 1:07 pm

    Got this from this morning;s Morning Jolt:

    http://tinyurl.com/3uhcodg

    Oh, grow the fuck up, you loons.

  103. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 1:11 pm

    Facts: I haven't played golf this month. I've employed several people this month. #politicallycorrect

    — Paul Azinger (@PaulAzinger) August 31, 2011

  104. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 1:24 pm

    Obama’s such an asshole. Does ANYONE think he didn’t pick that day/time on purpose?

  105. Comment by catman on August 31, 2011 1:26 pm

    Hi Guys! Better today..

    SCOAMF sets his JOBS!!!! speech at he same time as the Republican debate? What an Asshole!

  106. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 1:26 pm

    Obama’s such an asshole. Does ANYONE think he didn’t pick that day/time on purpose?

    No one with any brains doesn’t realize what is going on here.

    And it’s only got get worse as his numbers continue to fall. This is the most petulant little douchebag move I’ve ever seen.

    What a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

  107. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 1:27 pm

    I wouldn’t fucking show up.

  108. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on August 31, 2011 1:35 pm

    He might have a tough time getting the TV time. The networks are getting tired of cutting into the programming that pays for his nothing speeches that are both recycled and remarkably content free.

  109. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 1:38 pm

    I would reference what Obama is going to say (we all know) during the debate. Just call him a failure and move on.

  110. Comment by catman on August 31, 2011 1:40 pm

    Just call me El Capitan Obvioso..

    Sorry.. I did not refresh after a long contemplation on the last photo above.

  111. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 1:43 pm

    Catman, it’s ok. I’m glad you’re doing better today.

  112. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on August 31, 2011 1:44 pm

    Which one of you was behind this?

    It has “fake reg” planning all over it.

    http://tinyurl.com/3dtlp9f

  113. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 31, 2011 1:48 pm

    DD#3 got her boxes and shit moved into her room, then basically told us she was good – buh-bye!

    Roommate’s M&D were hovering like we did with DD#1 – we figure we’re here until Friday morning and if she needs anything, we’ll get a phone call…..

  114. Comment by pajama momma on August 31, 2011 1:57 pm

    Very nice HHD post romy, as always.

    ok. off to help panic stricken teachers get their crap set up

  115. Comment by clintbird on August 31, 2011 2:05 pm

    QUIT POKING ME, PEET. i NEED SOME QUIET TIME SO I CAN TAKE A DUMP

  116. Comment by clintbird on August 31, 2011 2:06 pm

    Peej, even.

  117. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 2:06 pm

    Good afternoon, ladies and germs. . .

    http://fwd4.me/0AN7

  118. Comment by clintbird on August 31, 2011 2:07 pm

    Good afternon, MCPO!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzQApZWlxgw&feature=related

  119. Comment by pendejo grande on August 31, 2011 2:12 pm

    From BiW’s link:

    Sinead O’Conner is looking for a man. xbrad? You hard enough up for some of that shit?

  120. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 2:15 pm

    No thanks, PG.

  121. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 2:18 pm

    I’m glad I have an extensive DVD/BluRay collection and access to streaming video. I would rather have a tooth pulled, sans drugs, than listen to another meaningless jaw-fest from the Jug Earred Fuck!

    BTW: Barry is a SCOAMF.

  122. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 2:25 pm

    I’m running a race on Sept 11, and I’m thinking of having a shirt made that just has the letters SCOAMF on it.

    Every person has their picture taken as they cross the finish, so I thought it would be funny.

  123. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on August 31, 2011 2:30 pm

    I’m glad I have an extensive DVD/BluRay collection and access to streaming video. I would rather have a tooth pulled, sans drugs, than listen to another meaningless jaw-fest from the Jug Earred Fuck!

    BTW: Barry is a SCOAMF.

    But you need to hear him tell you again how you are a primary cause of the problem, Chief. You aren’t working hard enough to support his free-loading constituency in the manner in which they have become accustomed.

  124. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 2:37 pm

    NYSLIMES editorial full of lies and distortions.

    Thought I’d share.

  125. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 2:46 pm

    >> … remarkably content free

    Heh. Unexpectedly!

  126. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on August 31, 2011 2:49 pm

    First, the facts: a vast majority of Americans have skin in the tax game. Even if they earn too little to qualify for the income tax, they pay payroll taxes (which Republicans want to raise), gasoline excise taxes and state and local taxes.

    And yet, they never seem to want to acknowledge the burden of the those same state and local taxes on “the rich” when they accuse them of not “paying their fair share”

    Odd, that.

  127. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 2:55 pm

    Though the Bush tax cuts were primarily for the rich, they did lower rates for almost all taxpayers, providing a veneer of egalitarianism.
    ——————————-
    This must be one of those statements that is so widely repeated that it is now accepted. Math does not seem to be the writer’s strength.

  128. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 3:02 pm

    Holy crap, are tapered jeans back IN again? I just saw a young lady wearing a pair and she looked smashing. I would be so happy.

    Don’t get me wrong, I like straight and bootcut, etc., but tapered used to be my *thing.*

  129. Comment by Lipstick on August 31, 2011 3:06 pm

    Please no pleated jeans…

  130. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 3:06 pm

    Tapered jeans have been around for a while. The younger kids started wearing them a few years back, now they’re becoming mainstream again. I’ve sen a few bleached and acid washed jeans around lately, too.

    /jean & pepper blog

  131. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 3:08 pm

    You would like good in the skinny jeans.

    *This is a fact, not cyber flirting. I don’t feel like being cyber punched.

  132. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 3:11 pm

    I’d have to lose three pounds, but yeah tapered are definitely for me.

    Awesome. I haven’t bought clothes in so long I had no idea they were out there.

    Wheee!

  133. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 3:12 pm

    >> Even if they earn too little to qualify for the income tax, they pay payroll taxes …

    So those social security and medicare payments aren’t anything like contributions to a pension plan or health insurance premiums then, right?

    They’re just a tax. No different all those other taxes taxes people pay. Fungible, as we say in the accounting biz.

    I’m glad the writer admits that these programs are just middle class welfare and look forward to his views gaining widespread acceptance on the left.

  134. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 3:27 pm

    Some people think oil is a fungible commodity but it’s not really.

    …

    *checks toenails

  135. Comment by clintbird on August 31, 2011 3:35 pm

    Please! No starched jeans. I’m looking at you Texans.

  136. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 3:43 pm

    Newsflash: Wow; it is hot outside in the desert.

  137. Comment by Hotspur on August 31, 2011 3:45 pm

    I hope these come back in style.

    http://tinyurl.com/yh7rbtx

  138. Comment by Hotspur on August 31, 2011 3:46 pm

    In the desert you can’t remember your name,
    ‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.

  139. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 3:49 pm

    That song has angered me for 39 years.

  140. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 3:54 pm

    Lederhosen.

    Just sayin’

  141. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 3:54 pm

    I just bought a cool CUV from Michaels neighbor
    A black 06 FX 45 from Sewell in Dallas

  142. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 3:54 pm

    Obama wears “mom” jeans.

  143. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 3:58 pm

    Car in. What are you wearing right now? Obama jeans or chaps?

  144. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 4:00 pm

    If I had a time machine I would travel back in time to 1972 and kill whoever was responsible for that piece of crap song.

  145. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 4:00 pm

    Running skort. Brooks training shirt – florescent green. Chicken shit in hair. Riding crop.

  146. Comment by Hotspur on August 31, 2011 4:02 pm

    Hahahahaha

    Scott, I call shotgun!

  147. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 4:05 pm

    I would go back in time and shoot Steve Miller while he was recording Jet Airliner.

  148. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 4:06 pm

    America was formed as a band at the American HS at RAF Lakenheath. So, you guys want to kill the children of American G.I.s??

    Jeez, just put on your Doc Marten’s and Che t-shirts and have done with it already!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIycEe59Auc

  149. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 4:14 pm

    As the child of an American G.I., let me just state for the record that I was an unmitigated little shit, and deserved to be beaten by strangers from the future.

  150. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 4:18 pm

    Chicken shit in hair.
    ——————-
    That is SO yesterday. You should rub it on your upper lip. That’s how all of the cool chicken farmers are doing it.

  151. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 4:19 pm

    *tackles MCPO, gives him the ‘horse with no name’ *

  152. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 4:22 pm

    Didn’t know that MCPO.

    In that case, upon reaching 1972

    1) kick brads ass
    2) rob a bank or two
    3) go to Vegas knowing the outcome of Superbowl 6 and make millions
    4) purchase the rights to that piece of crap song
    5) light it on fire

  153. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 4:22 pm

    More of a cat crap fan, myself.

    *contemplatively chews an almond roca*

  154. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 4:23 pm

    Cat crap smells nasty.

    CHicken shit has a bit more of an earthy tone to it.

  155. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 4:24 pm

    True, true.

    And it’s better on pancakes.

  156. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 4:26 pm

    They should play horse with no name at Gitmo 24/7.

  157. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 4:26 pm

    Cat crap fever. . .

  158. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 4:35 pm

    I had a physics teacher that made us watch Neil Young unplugged in class because one of the songs mentioned the aurora borealis. I would have rather done the bomber problem.

  159. Comment by Lipstick on August 31, 2011 4:41 pm

    Speaker to Obama: “yeah, the 7th doesn’t work for us, how about the 8th? We’re anxious to hear your proposals…”

  160. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 4:46 pm

    I would have rather done the bomber problem Kobayashi Maru scenario.

    FTFM.

  161. Comment by mare on August 31, 2011 4:53 pm

    Hahahahaha
    Scott, I call shotgun!

    I’ll ride boot!

  162. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 4:53 pm

    You’ve got to let me know. . .

    http://fwd4.me/0ANi

  163. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 5:01 pm

    >> They should play horse with no name at Gitmo 24/7.

    That’d make those goat humpers spill the beans quicker than waterboarding ever could.

  164. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 5:03 pm

    MJ, it could’ve been worse. Muuucccchhhh worse.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk

  165. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 5:05 pm

    Cures you whisper make no sense
    Drift gently into mental illness.

    http://fwd4.me/0ANl

  166. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 5:10 pm

    >> You’ve got to let me know. . .

    I’ve got to let you know …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZZfaDp02o

  167. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 5:10 pm

    Speaker to Obama: “yeah, the 7th doesn’t work for us, how about the 8th? We’re anxious to hear your proposals…”

    I can’t even wrap my brain around what a crusty douchenozzle Zero is. This is so blatant and so disrespectful and antagonistic and cheesy. What a piece of shit our president is. Shameful.

    I hope the US coughs him out of office like the ball of phlegm and fly wings he is.

  168. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 5:12 pm

    Laura – Barry’s PR flack assures me the the date/time conflict is “strictly coincidental”. So, your analysis is surely flawed! /sarc

  169. Comment by Lipstick on August 31, 2011 5:18 pm

    He went public with the request 15 minutes after Boehner received it. They usually work out the schedule and then announce it.

    Asswipe. Too cute for his own good.

  170. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 5:18 pm

    The best part is, if O! complains about needing to get it done before the 8th, Boehner can tell him he’s free to give his speech directly to the American people from the WH at any time. I mean, it’s important to get this speech out there, right?

    Why not preempt the networks tonight!?

  171. Comment by Hotspur on August 31, 2011 5:20 pm

    Dear SCOAMF, you’re not the boss of me.

  172. Comment by Hotspur on August 31, 2011 5:21 pm

    Why not preempt the networks tonight!?

    The teleprompters are in for their 25,000hr maintenance.

  173. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 5:23 pm

    Et tu SCOAMFte?

    Lets see, if its coincidental, that means they are idiots. If it was done on purpose then they are assholes. Really tough choice, here.

  174. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 5:26 pm

    The teleprompters are in for their 25,000hr maintenance.

    Also known as “Tuesday”…

    Those things really get a workout.

  175. Comment by mare on August 31, 2011 5:32 pm

    So the administration had no idea the debate was that night?

    Glad that crack team has the keys to the nukes.

  176. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 5:48 pm

    It’s the petty harassment angle, the desire to withdraw oxygen from everyone else, all the unnecessary attacks, that tell me what kind of vicious, immature churls we’re dealing with.

    Nasty alinskyite curs, not a shred of decorum between them.

  177. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 5:51 pm

    Obama’s speech: So important that is has to preempt a long-scheduled GOP debate and occur in a joint session of congress … but not important enough to keep him off the golf course or Martha’s Vineyard.

    What a fucking putz. January 20, 2013 can’t get here quick enough.

  178. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 5:52 pm

    No wonder Obama is mad.

    How would you like to get outmaneuvered by John Boehner?

  179. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 5:52 pm

    Is *everything* a good reason to pull a dick move? Is there nothing so small and petty that it can’t be turned into a conflict with their political opponents? Can these people work with others, at all, ever?

    They need to have their hands slapped and go sit at the kids’ table for a while to season up some more and learn something about how adults act.

  180. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 5:56 pm

    Laura, the SCOAMF has a message for you: http://tinyurl.com/3c462uq

  181. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 5:58 pm

    Yep. Whatta guy.

  182. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 6:06 pm

    Do you guys have any frame of reference for this? My bitchiest girlfriend wasn’t this petty. We’d fight about everything, but we could manage who was going to use the bathroom at what time in the morning. Jeez.

  183. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 6:10 pm

    dear stoned hippie.

    You are in the desert. You are on a horse. The horse has no name.

    Go ahead and give him a name. Nobody’s gonna care, it’s just you and the horse.

    Problem. Solved. Or as I like to call it Whining Solutions™

  184. Comment by Lipstick on August 31, 2011 6:14 pm

    So the administration had no idea the debate was that night?

    They had every idea and intended to do this petty, dick move.

  185. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 6:32 pm

    I’m sorry, but I’m giggling like a schoolgirl watching this blow up on Obambi’s face.

  186. Comment by Hotspur on August 31, 2011 6:48 pm

    Know’umsayin?

    That’s one word.

    So is m’fucker.

  187. Comment by Jewstin on August 31, 2011 6:49 pm

    I’m giggling like a schoolgirl watching this blow up on Obambi’s face.

    *Hands Xbrad a slightly used pudding cup.

  188. Comment by Hotspur on August 31, 2011 6:50 pm

    Actually, they’re contractions.

    Like Obama’s approval rating.

  189. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 6:53 pm

    Hey Jew! How is life in Texas? You’re still in Texas, right?

  190. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 6:56 pm

    That rat bastard has the gall to talk about a “sense of urgency” after his frickin’ bus tour and MV vacation.

    Go golf some more, asshole, and leave the governing to the grown-ups.

  191. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 6:56 pm

    She swore that she loved me, never would she leave me.
    But the devil take that woman, yeah for you know she tricked me easy. . .

    http://fwd4.me/0AOK

  192. Comment by Jewstin on August 31, 2011 6:57 pm

    That is correct MJ. Things are going well enough. Except the weather is too damn hot. On the B side, nobody cares if I wear a shirt.

    How are things in the gayborhood?

  193. Comment by Hotspur on August 31, 2011 7:02 pm

    Roamie, you do a disservice to rat bastards everywhere.

  194. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 7:06 pm

    Good point, Hotspur. My apologies to illegitimate rats.

  195. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 7:10 pm

    How are things in the gayborhood?
    ———————————
    Excellent, thanks for asking. We attended a totally gay birthday party last weekend, and we’re going to to a totally gay pool party this weekend. I also have a black friend in case you were wondering.

  196. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 7:16 pm

    A gay black friend?

  197. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 7:20 pm

    No wonder Hotspur is feeling lucky!

    http://fwd4.me/0AOl

  198. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 7:24 pm

    MCPO, that pic makes me think of Compos more than Hotspur.

  199. Comment by Jewstin on August 31, 2011 7:24 pm

    I also have a black friend in case you were wondering.

    Only one? You’re such a racist honky.

  200. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 7:25 pm

    Laura – What are you looking at?

    http://fwd4.me/0AOm

  201. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 7:28 pm

    How come HHD rarely includes heroes?

    http://fwd4.me/0AOn

  202. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 7:36 pm

    Just got back from DKos. Hilarious.

    Boehner should lie down so that Obama can create jobs with a speech.

  203. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 7:40 pm

    Obama speach is OF GREAT NATIONAL URGENCY. Lauraw. That’s why he went to Martha’s Vineyard, and then waited almost two weeks to give it.

  204. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 7:43 pm

    I see they’re also concern trolling about Huntsman over there. LOL. So nice of them to do that for us, because I was THIS CLOSE to supporting him.

    How much distance is between them and reality that they think that ANY conservative thinks Huntsman has a shot?

  205. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 7:44 pm

    Ok, you guys can blame lauraw for this:

    2:03 PM PT: By the way, Thursday night is the start of the NFL season. So not only does Boehner think the GOP debate is too precious to allow President Obama to speak to Congress about creating jobs, he thinks that the GOP’s political priorities should interrupt the start of the NFL season.

    ba haa haa haa …

    I don’t even know where to start on this.

  206. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 7:45 pm

    Last one:

    2:06 PM PT: You know, if John Boehner can’t even agree to let President Obama give a speech, there’s no way Republicans are going to agree to anything in the way of jobs creation measures. So fuck it. President Obama should go ahead and give the speech somewhere else. Take his message to the public. Screw Congress, screw John Boehner, and screw the tea party’s refusal to do a single damn thing to help put this country back to work.

    Oh, I double dog dare you. Give it from the oval office. That sounds wonderful. I wonder what the ratings will look like.

  207. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 7:46 pm

    I hate you all so very much.

  208. Comment by Jewstin on August 31, 2011 7:47 pm

    HUNTSMAN/KUCINICH!!!!!

  209. Comment by xbradtc on August 31, 2011 7:52 pm

    Who is Gary Johnson, and why is he running for President on the GOP ticket?

  210. Comment by mare on August 31, 2011 7:52 pm

    “Obama speach is OF GREAT NATIONAL URGENCY. Lauraw. That’s why he went to Martha’s Vineyard, and then waited almost two weeks to give it.”

    YES!

  211. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 7:53 pm

    I hope Carney gives the NFL permission to change it’s schedule.

  212. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 7:53 pm

    Carin –

    The feeling is MUtual, Herr Doktor.

  213. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 7:55 pm

    Carin, if you go down to the first post about this, you can see that more koskids saw this as a nakedly political shitheel maneuver and were wondering what the strategy was. It looked petty even to them.

    Then when Reuters came out with the line from O’s aides that Boehner had previously agreed to the timing, most of them were whipsawed back into line. And LOVED IT! Wheee!

    That little last minute tweak of message made it all go down their gullets much more smoothly. They are as geese being force-fed for fois gras.

  214. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 7:56 pm

    How come HHD rarely includes heroes?

    Thor made an appearance.

  215. Comment by MJ on August 31, 2011 8:02 pm

    A gay black friend?
    —————————
    http://is.gd/qUuC1n

  216. Comment by clintbird on August 31, 2011 8:10 pm

    That first guy up top in the pictures looks EXACTLY like me.

    Well, okay, he may have more hair on his head and be just a smidgen youunger …

    but other than that, the same!

  217. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 8:15 pm

    Clint, take off your shirt, and we’ll let Cyn, Carin, and Mare judge.

  218. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 8:16 pm

    Clint – go back to my link of, “Mirror in the Bathroom” – STAT!

  219. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 8:16 pm

    Wow. Daryl Hannah looks like shit.

  220. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 8:19 pm

    My shirt’s off now and I ain’t puttin it back on until people complain.

    …

    It shouldn’t take long.

  221. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 8:22 pm

    Dave – Pu-LEASE!

  222. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 8:31 pm

    A am going to assume that Henry kicked ass today.

    Somebody should call Car in and ask her to call Rosetta.

  223. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 8:41 pm

    No surgery is nothin, but a little hernia is better than a pyloric valve thingy

  224. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 8:45 pm

    1/2 hour conference call fail!!!!!
    I wanted to yell SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at my boss.
    Self control win.
    I need a drink now

  225. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 8:48 pm

    You should have had a couple an hour ago.

  226. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 8:49 pm

    Instead I have stinky Bella
    Stinky is Zeke’s nick name. Bella will be stinky 2

  227. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 8:49 pm

    No surgery is nothin, but a little hernia is better than a pyloric valve thingy

    I missed something.

  228. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 8:51 pm

    You should have had a couple an hour ago.
    Then I would have forgotten to push mute and yelled for my boss to shut up.

    That would have worked Scott. I see what you are doing

  229. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 31, 2011 8:52 pm

    I have attended far too many going-away lunches in the past two years. You can also always tell who’s leaving.

    They are jubilant.

  230. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 31, 2011 8:53 pm

    I missed something.

    Henry’s got more surgery today. Less serious than the last, but still surgery.

  231. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 8:54 pm

    That was a big nap.

    I missed you guys.

  232. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 9:00 pm

    Tackles Cyn, gives her the “cuddly nap pillow”

  233. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:00 pm

    Roamy, an internal stitch or two came loose on Henry and they went back in to fix it today. He’s due to be back home tomorrow.

  234. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:02 pm

    I definitely used the napping pillow this afternoon. I was only outside for an hour or so around 11:00 am but it sure kicked my ass today. Stupid direct sun in the desert. Who knew?!?!

  235. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 9:03 pm

    Wow, I thought I caught up on everything, but I missed that. Thanks for letting me know.

  236. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 9:03 pm

    Henry update from Rosetta:

    Surgery went well but he’s in a lot more pain than he was in last week which sucks. It looks like a long stressful night for the three of us. Good times…

  237. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:05 pm

    Thanks Andy. Your timing is excellent. Have a beer, sir.

  238. Comment by scott on August 31, 2011 9:06 pm

    Poor little dude.

  239. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 9:11 pm

    >> Stupid direct sun in the desert. Who knew?!?!

    I overdid it on Sunday when it was 110 here working on a fence and a gate, and paid for it with a heat stress headache all night Sunday and most of Monday.

    I forget, it’s fuckin hot here, sometimes.

    Also thanks for the update Andy, sorry to hear the little guy is hurtin. They should give him somethin and fix that, but it’s so tricky when they’re little

  240. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:15 pm

    Yes, I hope that they get that pain managed soon. So hard to hear your baby in pain.

  241. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 9:15 pm

    Ha ha ha ha.
    http://moralauthority.wordpress.com/2011/08/15/best-songify-so-far/

    Boogity, boogity, boogity, amen

  242. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 31, 2011 9:16 pm

    I think I need to engage in some violent escapism. Y’all have a good night.

  243. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 9:18 pm

    Crap.
    Best hopes for little Henry’s comfort.

  244. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 9:22 pm

    the original prayer..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhKELP-7UD8

  245. Comment by Michael on August 31, 2011 9:24 pm

    That first guy up top in the pictures looks EXACTLY like me.

    Wow, Clint, that means you and me are like twins!

  246. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 9:25 pm

    WH announces Pres Obama willl accept Speaker Boehner invitation to address Congress on September 8th.

    — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) September 1, 2011

  247. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 9:30 pm

    **gets out rocking chair and blanky for Henry. Prayers.

  248. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:33 pm

    Somebody should call Car in and ask her to call Rosetta.

    Ok. I’ll do it.

    *start hyperventilating

  249. Comment by mare on August 31, 2011 9:34 pm

    Precious little Henry!

    Poor little guy.

  250. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 9:36 pm

    Getting a fail on that link, Andy.

  251. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 9:40 pm

    Mini-me was 3 years old when she needed surgery for trigger thumb. It was either schedule it during Mr. RFH’s business trip or wait three weeks. Ok, I’m a big girl, I can handle this by myself. Surgery goes fine, and they hand her to me in the recovery room. I’m rocking her, holding her tight, just so thankful it was over, repeatedly kissing her on her head. In a groggy, grumpy voice, she said, “quit”.

  252. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 9:41 pm

    Andy’s link is as useful as ball bearings on a artillery shell.

  253. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:43 pm

    When Ian had his hernia repaired, he was in a ton of pain for a while afterwards, and that was hard. First night. Then he was ok.

  254. Comment by Lipstick on August 31, 2011 9:43 pm

    Poor little man Henry.

  255. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 31, 2011 9:44 pm

    PWNED!

    I wonder how DU and DKos will take the news.

  256. Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 31, 2011 9:44 pm

    Poor kiddo. Hope he is feeling better soon.

    Aaron took his shots yesterday like a champ – howled in rage rather than pain, and stopped almost as soon as the torture stopped. I thought I’d be more upset watching it, but I could tell he was more mad than hurting.

    I see some little fists flailing now – time for dinner!

    Y’all have a nice evening now.

  257. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:44 pm

    Really? Obamas gonna address Congress on the first night of football?

    ha ha ha … good luck with that.

  258. Comment by pendejo grande on August 31, 2011 9:45 pm

    Hi assholes.

  259. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:46 pm

    Yea, shots are worse for the parents than for kids/babies. I always gave them the baby tylenol before they started not feeling so good. Just kept ’em on a low dose for a day or two.

  260. Comment by Lipstick on August 31, 2011 9:47 pm

    I love it. He tries to horn in on Perry’s debut and gets very politely bumped to football opening night. HA!

    *Making big L sign in front of my forehead*

  261. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:50 pm

    Got an email for a photo of my finish of the crim. They take pics and then mail ’em to you based on your bib numbers. One is ok, but I’m smiling and happy in all of them. I told my husband because it was just so much fun!

    I’m going to buy one, and I’ll share tomorrow. It’s not so great, but I look obviously happy and it’s a nice memento.

  262. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 9:50 pm

    Yeah, way to go Barry! Go ahead and screw up the season opening game of America’s most popular sport. . . it will endear you to the masses!

    HAHAHAHA! What a maroon! What an ultra-maroon!

  263. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 9:51 pm

    *pounds feet over to dkos*

  264. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 9:52 pm

    Carin – If it was taken from behind, xBrad wants two 11X14 full color glossies.

  265. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:53 pm

    Will the game be aired on regular TV on Thursday? Or ESPN?

  266. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:54 pm

    Anyone have Sean’s phone number? I’m worried about him.

  267. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 9:55 pm

    Off Twitter, so who do the Wisconsin labor goons cheer for – Obama or the Packers?

  268. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 9:56 pm

    Yes. Yes I do.

    Imma text him.

  269. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:56 pm

    Not that I could call him. I’d like someone else to call him and make sure he’s ok.

    Last time he was here, he said he was going to call the hospital.

  270. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:56 pm

    Thank you Andy.

  271. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 9:57 pm

    Carin – If it was taken from behind, xBrad and every other ogler here wants two 11X14 full color glossies.

    fixt

  272. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:57 pm

    I have Peej’s number, Chief’s number, cathy’s number, and cyns.

    Not that I’ve called any of these people . well, I called chief once. Took at least a week off of my life.

  273. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 9:58 pm

    I missed it when he was here yesterday but read back through it this morning.

    Best wishes if you’re reading this, pal.

  274. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 9:59 pm

    LOL, unfortunately it’s a front shot. It’s not all that flattering, but I do look pretty happy, so for that reason alone my husband wants it.

  275. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 9:59 pm

    Carin, call me and get it over with! Besides, it’s harder for me to bite you over the phone, don’t cha know. Mostly.

  276. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 10:00 pm

    >> repeatedly kissing her on her head. In a groggy, grumpy voice, she said, “quit”.

    My 9 year old baby girl said “I don’t feel good” after her thumb surgery.

    Which I knew meant “get a bucket before I wear this”.

    I smart. Poor kid, she had the same problem I had with general anethesia, made her sicker than hell.

    She has a cold tonight. She’s 21 years old. I’m callin to check in.

    We do that.

  277. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 10:00 pm

    Hawt!

  278. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:01 pm

    I worry. I just watched an episode of intervention where someone died during alcohol withdrawal. He said he wasn’t feeling well and I asked if he drank enough to be in withdrawal and he said he was afraid yes, so I worry.

    I’ve a very active imagination.

    I also hope if he fails he knows we’re here for him for that as well.

  279. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:03 pm

    Cyn, I was —-><—— this close to calling you last night.

    Progress!

  280. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 10:04 pm

    Actually, I found Carin quite pleasant to talk with. . . and even easier on the eyes. See, we have Apple products that allow us real-time video chatting.

  281. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:06 pm

    Chief is just being nice.

  282. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 10:06 pm

    You videochatted with Chief and you won’t make a practically anonymous call to me?

    That’s it. I’m calling your ass right now Carin!

  283. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 10:07 pm

    Car in, easy on the eyes.

    Agreed.

  284. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 10:07 pm

    Car in Check your email you have my # now

    Only Andy had it before.

    .
    .
    .

    .
    *don’t bother I am kidding*

  285. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:07 pm

    LOL. You can try but my cell signal doesn’t make it through my metal roof.I’d have to go outside.

  286. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 10:08 pm

    I have also sent an email to Sean telling him to get in gear and check in with us and that his hall pass was only good for 15 minutes.

  287. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:08 pm

    v-man you should send my your number. It give me security to have everyone’s number. Even if I’m too afraid to call.

  288. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 10:09 pm

    *tries to set up a video call with Cyn.

    goddam.. which thing.. iphone app.. NO I DON’T want the fuckin weather channel..

    sonofa..

  289. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 10:09 pm

    I’ll take your number too Vmax.

  290. Comment by lauraw on August 31, 2011 10:10 pm

    OH MY GOD ITS FULL OF STARS

    “pathetic,” “gutless,” “fucking wimp,” “compromised,” “spineless,” “clueless,” “The Great Capitulator,” “what a fucking embarrassment,” “I don’t know how anyone on his staff gets dressed in the morning.”

    Ridiculous (16+ / 0-)

    For me the surprising part isn’t that he gave in to Boehner. That’s to be expected these days, sadly.

    What is beyond horrible is to concoct this controversy yourself and then back down from it so timidly. This is getting to be political malpractice. How the HELL can we stand up for this guy when we have no confidence that he will stand up for himself???

    Their tears are as fine marmelade on a tender biscuit.

  291. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 10:12 pm

    HAHA! I have no video cam set up Dave, but it’s crossed my mind a couple of times.

    Then I remember how much I relish working in my jammies with my hair in three ponytails with pop tart crumbs occasionally around my mouth and I nix that idea purty quick.

  292. Comment by pendejo grande on August 31, 2011 10:13 pm

    What did they think Senator “present” would stand up for when they enthusiastically voted his ass in to the white house anyway?

    53% of the nation was trickfucked by a teleprompter. What does that tell you?

    Fucking Springer material.

  293. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 10:16 pm

    I like perusing through Kos when I know their panties are in a wad, but the interface is annoying as hell.

    *spits in my hand and slicks down my hair for Cyn’s video call.

    …

    hello.

    …

    shit.. grabs the eyebrow trimmers

  294. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 10:19 pm

    PG – 48% is more like it! I always figure 2 – 6% Democrat voter fraud and military voter suppression.

  295. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 10:19 pm


    Hostage community theater

    Vmax
    Xbrad Car in has not won running trophies because of her derriere.

    Xbrad
    Vmax, no she did not, but she should have!

    Fin

  296. Comment by clintbird on August 31, 2011 10:27 pm

    I use Skype/webcam all the time. It’s great. Jump in w/both feet Cyn and other scaredy cats.

  297. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 10:32 pm

    Thank Goodness Clint,
    I was afraid my first attempt at Hostage community theater killed it.

  298. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 31, 2011 10:37 pm

    So we have a friend looking after the dogs while we are away; they have to stay outside so that they don’t poop in the house. The past 2 days when our friend goes to check on them, they are all INSIDE the house, with no visible way for them to have gotten in there (and nothing missing inside, either).

    We’re stumped…..

  299. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 10:44 pm

    Carin has the sexiest phone voice.

  300. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:47 pm

    Carin has the sexiest phone voice.

    Oh, fuck you, bitch.

  301. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:47 pm

    Ok I just survived my THIRD hostage phone conversation.

    Cyn was gentle.

    Those keeping track at home:

    1) Chief – twice
    2) xbrad – once
    3) Cyn

    cyn says I need to call one hostage per month.

    you know, I talked to Cathy too in St. Louis. I need to add her to the list.

  302. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 10:48 pm

    Was just talking to my little brother on the phone. He passed through here on the way back to school, but I missed him (dad stayed with us for a couple of days though).

    He was telling me about qualifying with this bad boy last week at Benning: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M320_grenade_launcher

    WANT!

  303. Comment by Vmaximus on August 31, 2011 10:48 pm

    I have never talked to Car in on the phone Cyn, but IRL well…
    Wait I do not want any accusations!

  304. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 10:48 pm

    wiser, are you watching Tin Cup on versus right now?

  305. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 10:49 pm

    *gives Dave the glance that he may have missed an eyebrow hair or two; grabs a mirror to check for teeth spinach*

    Will have to explore the Skype thingy, CB; thanks!

  306. Comment by Car in on August 31, 2011 10:49 pm

    Carin has the sexiest phone voice.

    Oh, fuck you, bitch.

    You could be number 5, Wiser.

    We could talk about your cover song theory.

  307. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 10:50 pm

    wiser’s number 2. I thought we had established that.

  308. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 10:51 pm

    We could talk about your cover song theory.

    you don’t have that many minutes.

  309. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 31, 2011 10:52 pm

    You also need a brick wall, Carin.

  310. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:52 pm

    wiser, are you watching Tin Cup on versus right now?

    Just watched the ending.

    Love that movie.

  311. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:53 pm

    You could be number 5, Wiser.

    REALLY???!?!?!

    YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    How much do you know about Pink Panther movies?

  312. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 10:53 pm

    Yeah, I saw about the last half of the one that was on before. Great flick.

  313. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 10:54 pm

    this place needs a new poat.

    brb

  314. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 31, 2011 10:55 pm

    you don’t have that many minutes.

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

    She shoots. She SCORES!

  315. Comment by ChrisP on August 31, 2011 11:00 pm

    Andy,
    That looks pretty cool.
    The thing we had in “My Day” was the M-79. It was really fun! I hit three trucks at 300 yards with it my first time out! Also, it was very light so it wasn’t much to carry around, unlike the M-60.

  316. Comment by daveintexas on August 31, 2011 11:05 pm

    >> Carin has the sexiest phone voice.

    FAAAACKKKKK

    >> *gives Dave the glance that he may have missed an eyebrow hair or two

    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKK

  317. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 11:06 pm

    ChrisP, he said it was just stupid easy to shoot accurately.

    He fired it both standalone and attached to an M-4.

  318. Comment by ChrisP on August 31, 2011 11:06 pm

    Car in has my number, but has never called me, sigh…

  319. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 11:07 pm

    We could talk about your cover song theory.
    you don’t have that many minutes.

    *high fives Roamy and sends her a coupon for a free massage with the cocktail of her choice*

  320. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 11:09 pm

    Car in has my number, but has never called me, sigh…

    Are you sure? Because her hangups and heavy breathing calls do count. This was just the first time we’ve actually SPOKEN.

  321. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 11:10 pm

    Had to be done

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkpGQUflBwU

  322. Comment by wiserbud on August 31, 2011 11:11 pm

    newpoat

  323. Comment by ChrisP on August 31, 2011 11:11 pm

    Andy,
    They really are fun, as you can see the round in flight and adjust based on that. What happens when they arrive is cool, too!

  324. Comment by Cyn on August 31, 2011 11:13 pm

    HAHAHA! I quoted a line from that song when I emailed Vman my number!

    Chrispy–send me yours please. My first three heavy breathing calls are free unlike someone else here.

  325. Comment by Andy on August 31, 2011 11:15 pm

    OK, I’ll read comments on wiser’s uber-ghey new poat tomorrow. Nytol.

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