Here’s the latest collection of hunky hunks to hopefully get you all hot and bothered.
How’s that for starters?
Hope this one isn’t a repeat.
Shiny happy (well, sorta) people
He may not be shirtless, but I’m not kicking him out.
Okay, one more for the finale. Hmmmm. How about a good morning?
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
August 31, 2011
Categories: BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Space pens, Your mom likes this, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
You never cease to impress Roamy.
Very well done. And I call dibs on the first one.
The last one still makes me laugh.
The red watery bits in the last guys tattoo make his shoulder look diseased.
Thanks, Cyn. First one was from a hairy chests website. Some of them look like Chewbacca.
At least we get to see some female feet.
Hairy chest (but not too much) and the goatee thing…. RAWR!
Very. Very. Very. Very. Good.
Roamy, you get pie or whatever you desire that the Hostage Contingency of Cyberspace Oogllry™ has in the kitty.
Hairy chest (but not too much) and the goatee thing
*strokes new goatee*
*looks down at hair-dusted pecs*
Lookin’ good, Leon!
My chest hair isn’t that even, though.
I blame my exes.
Cyn, yes, the “not too much” part. **bows**
**digs around in the contingency thingy, finds used rubber fist, gimp mask, XBrad’s teeth, half a pack of Marlboros, a jar of chipped beef, a box of red Jello, an IOU for $20, a dog collar, a Smith-Corona typewriter, a monkey pool toy, and a warm bottle of Corona.
I’ll take the pie, please.
HAHAHA!
Twisted contingency box.
Work time.
Raise your hand if you’ve spend $188 on a pair of jeans.
Honestly, WTF?
The back pockets on your jeans should never have buttons. Never.
How many pair of jeans?
I didn’t spend $188 on my wedding dress. Geez.
All righty, off to work for me, too. **gets 2nd pot of coffee brewing
Hahahahahah terrific Roamy! If that first guy would shave, I’d be on him like white on rice! RACIST!
I have to vote you down, Mare; no shave on the first guy. Oh and I saw him first.
THat’s for one pair.
I was kind of excited when I heard about this company the other day on the radio. How exciting. SOunds cool. So, I looked it up.
OMFG. $188 for a pair of jeans. Obviously, they aren’t intended to be purchased by anyone who actually LIVES in the motor city.
(except, of course, the folks in the trendy new lofts in the city – which there is a growing population of)
So what exactly do these jeans do?
Lift? Support?
Laundry? Dishes?
HA! I’ll bet they can be purchased with Food Stamps in Detroit.
It’s not Food Stamps anymore, it’s a credit card.
Wouldn’t want to stigmatize anyone, would we?
Or if they’re on the first HHD guy up there… they’re meant to be removed.
There’s an idea, Cyn.
Heh; no shit on that stigma thing. Because That’s Raaaacist.
Its 8:30 in the morning and I still HATE Obama.
8:33…. nothings changed.
We’re supposed to stop? Why? What has he done for me lately?
Ya know the funny thing GMLand… I think he hates all of us proud Americans more.
wow, the legs on that last guy’s boyfriend look really girly….
HAHA!
Wiser, I just realized that pic needs the caption, Good Morning Son.
It’s like you people from Lapeer know nothing. Jeez.
http://is.gd/Y556aw
I have been dueling with a couple of feeble minded libs on my congressmans facechimp page and it just kind of washed over me that this guy and most anyone that supports him HATES America. They don’t have ideas to fix anything, they don’t share a concern for where we are how to correct it – their concern is moving forward with the destruction of America as it is and changing it. I know its been discussed ad nauseum here and elsewhere, but it just really hit home that there is NO common ground to be had. Its either us or them… It isn’t going to be us AND them.
fuck you liberals…. one and all.
Time to get this day rolling. Later cool kids.
I temporarily stopped saying “What an asshole” while Obama was on vacation, but I think that was more a factor of him not being in the public eye.
As of tuesday, the tic has returned.
It’s like you people from Lapeer know nothing. Jeez.
I’ve got jeans that look like that! It only took 10 years to get them that way. You telling me they’re worth over $200 a pop, now?
*opens ebay account
Oh, MJ, I’m aware that there are plenty of jeans in that price range. I was just interested in how many folks spend that much on jeans and (2) how crazy it seems to me that a designer would choose to price the clothing so high which is marketing on a city that’s attempting to lift itself from the ashes of destruction.
It reminds me of Kwame’s excuse for excessive spending in the early years of his administration. He said you’ve got to act and spend like a world class city if you want to become one.
And, you know, that worked out so well.
(which reminds me of what obama does)
And let the whining begin!!
Over the fold, front page story in my local paper:
Some neighborhoods still dark
Residents annoyed at lack of progress since storm
Classic whiny-bitch line:
“Normally I use a fan at night, but I can’t now. It’s getting tough.”
Oh, yeah, I simply cannot imagine the hardships you must be enduring, you poor, poor soul. I mean, the temps have been in the 50s overnight, so it must just be HORRIBLE being without your oh so critical fan.
The people in this country sicken me with their pathetic caviling. “My fan doesn’t run. However shall I survive this overwhelming adversity that God and the evil Republicans have place in my path??”
Fuck you.
(considers cc’ing local paper for letters to the editor section.)
<He said you’ve got to act and spend like a world class city if you want to become one.
Heh. That only works if you have the word SOLUTIONS™ in your name…
well, that was easy..
too easy, in fact
I’m not totally convinced this thread is actually dead, but playing possum instead, waiting to strike at any moment.
WAKE UP THREAD!!! I’VE GOT A NICE CRACKER FOR YOU IF YOU JUST WAKE UP!!!!
This thread is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet it’s maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! It’s metabolic processes are now history! It’s off the twig! It’s kicked the bucket. It’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!
THIS IS AN EX-THREAD!!
CRACKER
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Do I have to say it?
you bastard. you rotten bastard.
Good morning.
‘lo
Hi Laura. Thank god you are here. I have a pepper related question: I left a few jalepenos on the plant for a bit too long and now they have turned red. Does this matter?
nah, jalapenos are perennial
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
Lauraw needs to start her own advice column.
Dear Farmer Laura,
I recently found a small rodent chewing on my clematis. Whatever shall I do??
Signed,
Guy who’s renamed his penis “Clematis”
Normally I use a fan at night, but I can’t now. It’s getting tough.”
*cries.
how much should people have to endure?
WE SHALL OVERCOME.
this guy has been without power for two whole days.
I wonder how he would have handled being in Joplin?
If your jalepenos have turned red, that means they got hotter. Red = Hotter.
You should put them in ice, while on the plant. Otherwise they will spontaneously combust.
*puts a few drops of baby oil on Carin’s tassels*
Thanks Jay & laura. I have so many I don’t know what to do with them.
A lot of people seem to enjoy them pickled. Do you have any jars/ vinegar lying around?
Jay, do jalapenos dry well?
A lot of people seem to enjoy them pickled. Do you have any jars/ vinegar lying around?
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I actually do.
Jalapeno POPPERS. Yum.
*puts a few drops of baby oil on Carin’s tassels*
excellent. They spin faster now.
Last big storm we had here I was without power for 10 days. That is why I bought my generators.
Oh and the power came on while I was at work, so the 40# of ice that was melting?
Froze solid. I had a block of ice 1/2 chest freezer high full of food that needed to be chiseled out
Remember when cuffy used to visit us, and he made poppers.
sigh.
Make the noises stop!!!!!
They don’t dry as well as other peppers, as they are thick walled. Habeneros and cayennes dry much better.
I like to smoke them (chipotles). Also, the red ones taste better, aren’t any hotter, and are basically just more mature versions of the green ones. Pickled is good, too. You can freeze them, too, they will just be more limp when you thaw them, so cook with them, instead of serving them fresh.
Jalepeno, sliced in half. Remove seeds. Fill with cream cheese (I mix in chili powder too). Wrap with bacon. Grill. Eat.
What Jay said, and Poppers are a excellent way to make them disappear.
What Jay said, and Poppers are a excellent way to make them disappear.
*cough cough
a full 5 minutes before J’ames’s comment.
I was just expanding on your comment.
Carin, my jeans cost $160 each (3 pairs). I’m willing to spend that much because I wear jeans all the time, and these jeans FIT. If you’re shaped like me (ginormous hips and comparatively small waist), NOTHING fuckin’ fits.
One time, when I needed new dress pants for work, I literally tried on about 40 different brands/sizes/styles, and not a single pair fit well enough even to where they could be altered to fit properly. I went all the way up to size 8 (I normally wear a 0 or a 2), and the fabric still pulled at the hips and thighs while leaving enough room for 4 other people at the waist. That’s how huge my friggin’ childbearing hips are, YOU’RE WELCOME, AARON.
So, I don’t mind dropping $160 on my booty cut (that’s what it says on the tag) designer jeans, because they are comfortable, long-lasting (I’ve washed and worn them I don’t know how many times with no discernible wear), high-quality jeans that FIT.
We all have our splurges :-)
I was agreeing with Car in, Car in.
I was agreeing with Car in, Car in.
Oh. nevermind.
for wiser.
I was just joshing anyway.
not to mention my booty looks friggin’ awesome in those jeans…or it did before I had a baby. it remains to be seen how it will look in the future…but I’m already almost back down to my fighting weight. Can’t wait to get cleared to start exercising again.
Michele was the person who introduce me to QOTSA. It’s all her fault. “In the Fade” is the name of one of their songs.
MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peel is talking about curves!
Wait
Um some one is at the door? yea
BBIAFM
Honestly, mostly my complaint about the jean price was the disparity between the price of the jeans and the city’s image/economic realities.
And, I’d never pay that much for a pair of jeans for myself. While some may have sizing issues (and I can see Mrs Peel says) I think the majority don’t fall into that category. I see pampered teens wearing that shit and it just disgusts me.
And, of course, I can find jeans I like in a much more modest price range.
Vera wang makes some that I find rather flattering on me. I think I paid $40 or so at Khols for them.
WHere’s that whore Mare today? DId she wear herself out yesterday?
I don’t wear wang jeans.
Peel, do you put your good jeans in the dryer?
I wear my wang in my jeans.
Usually.
Nobody who’s been there would be able to say “Detroit” and “SOLUTIONS!” together without bursting into laughter before getting to the end.
I keep my wang in my wangler jeans.
YOU’RE WELCOME, AARON.
That made me giggle.
WONG™ Jeans: For guys who need more room in the crotch, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Yes, Lipstick. The tag says dry clean only, but that’s BS. I wash them inside out on delicate cycle with cold water, then dry right side out on delicate cycle to “damp dry” (about 8-10 minutes on low heat), then fold together and hang by the cuffs to drip dry. Haven’t had any shrinkage or wear problems doing this.
Concur with you on the pampered teens, Carin…if I had a teen girl and she wanted designer jeans, I’d tell her to get a job. I might provide one pair if I thought she legitimately had the kind of fit trouble I do and if I thought she would take care of it and it would fit for several years, but if she’s still growing and/or doesn’t take care of her clothes, forget it.
http://tinyurl.com/3sszkku
Concur with you on the pampered teens, Carin…if I had a teen girl and she wanted designer jeans, I’d tell her to get a job. I might provide one pair if I thought she legitimately had the kind of fit troubl
Not too far from is a an area that is chock-filled with pampered teens. I was driving through and stopped at a starbucks for a coffee.
OMG. I wanted to start cutting myself. It was horrible.
I’ve got to go arrange homeschooling materials and I’m so not feeling it.
Ugh.
I’m gonna finish this here cup of tea and then go do it.
I wonder how sean is feeling.
**calls DCFS on Car in and Mrs. Peel for unspeakable cruelty to minor children**
Oh yes, forgot to extend my best wishes to Sean as well. Sending you hugs and support from Texas, Sean…we are here for you. Kicking an addiction is a huge challenge, but it sounds like you’ve already achieved the most important step: wanting to beat it. *extra hug*
**calls PETA on xbrad for unspeakable cruelty to an inflatable sheep**
Not too far from is a an area that is chock-filled with pampered teens. I was driving through and stopped at a starbucks for a coffee.
OMG. I wanted to start cutting myself. It was horrible.
I don’t blame you.
Aside from the shade-grown Mexican, most Starbucks coffee is burnt and tastes like shitake mushrooms.
Bitch was asking for it!
Aside from the shade-grown Mexican, most Starbucks coffee is burnt and tastes like shit
ake mushrooms.FTFY.
Though I do love a venti mocha frap.
Oh God, Obama is asking for a Joint Session….
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/08/oh-brother-obama-requests-joint-session-of-congress-for-his-jobs-speech/
STFU, SCOAMF!
yeah, xbrad, on the night of a republican debate. Rush was just talking about it. The ball is in Boehner’s court. Let’s see if he finds his balls this week and tells the f*ckface to pick another night.
**calls PETA
Mmmm, People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
Got this from this morning;s Morning Jolt:
http://tinyurl.com/3uhcodg
Oh, grow the fuck up, you loons.
Obama’s such an asshole. Does ANYONE think he didn’t pick that day/time on purpose?
Hi Guys! Better today..
SCOAMF sets his JOBS!!!! speech at he same time as the Republican debate? What an Asshole!
Obama’s such an asshole. Does ANYONE think he didn’t pick that day/time on purpose?
No one with any brains doesn’t realize what is going on here.
And it’s only got get worse as his numbers continue to fall. This is the most petulant little douchebag move I’ve ever seen.
What a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
I wouldn’t fucking show up.
He might have a tough time getting the TV time. The networks are getting tired of cutting into the programming that pays for his nothing speeches that are both recycled and remarkably content free.
I would reference what Obama is going to say (we all know) during the debate. Just call him a failure and move on.
Just call me El Capitan Obvioso..
Sorry.. I did not refresh after a long contemplation on the last photo above.
Catman, it’s ok. I’m glad you’re doing better today.
Which one of you was behind this?
It has “fake reg” planning all over it.
http://tinyurl.com/3dtlp9f
DD#3 got her boxes and shit moved into her room, then basically told us she was good – buh-bye!
Roommate’s M&D were hovering like we did with DD#1 – we figure we’re here until Friday morning and if she needs anything, we’ll get a phone call…..
Very nice HHD post romy, as always.
ok. off to help panic stricken teachers get their crap set up
QUIT POKING ME, PEET. i NEED SOME QUIET TIME SO I CAN TAKE A DUMP
Peej, even.
Good afternoon, ladies and germs. . .
http://fwd4.me/0AN7
Good afternon, MCPO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzQApZWlxgw&feature=related
From BiW’s link:
Sinead O’Conner is looking for a man. xbrad? You hard enough up for some of that shit?
No thanks, PG.
I’m glad I have an extensive DVD/BluRay collection and access to streaming video. I would rather have a tooth pulled, sans drugs, than listen to another meaningless jaw-fest from the Jug Earred Fuck!
BTW: Barry is a SCOAMF.
I’m running a race on Sept 11, and I’m thinking of having a shirt made that just has the letters SCOAMF on it.
Every person has their picture taken as they cross the finish, so I thought it would be funny.
I’m glad I have an extensive DVD/BluRay collection and access to streaming video. I would rather have a tooth pulled, sans drugs, than listen to another meaningless jaw-fest from the Jug Earred Fuck!
BTW: Barry is a SCOAMF.
But you need to hear him tell you again how you are a primary cause of the problem, Chief. You aren’t working hard enough to support his free-loading constituency in the manner in which they have become accustomed.
NYSLIMES editorial full of lies and distortions.
Thought I’d share.
>> … remarkably content free
Heh. Unexpectedly!
First, the facts: a vast majority of Americans have skin in the tax game. Even if they earn too little to qualify for the income tax, they pay payroll taxes (which Republicans want to raise), gasoline excise taxes and state and local taxes.
And yet, they never seem to want to acknowledge the burden of the those same state and local taxes on “the rich” when they accuse them of not “paying their fair share”
Odd, that.
Though the Bush tax cuts were primarily for the rich, they did lower rates for almost all taxpayers, providing a veneer of egalitarianism.
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This must be one of those statements that is so widely repeated that it is now accepted. Math does not seem to be the writer’s strength.
Holy crap, are tapered jeans back IN again? I just saw a young lady wearing a pair and she looked smashing. I would be so happy.
Don’t get me wrong, I like straight and bootcut, etc., but tapered used to be my *thing.*
Please no pleated jeans…
Tapered jeans have been around for a while. The younger kids started wearing them a few years back, now they’re becoming mainstream again. I’ve sen a few bleached and acid washed jeans around lately, too.
/jean & pepper blog
You would like good in the skinny jeans.
*This is a fact, not cyber flirting. I don’t feel like being cyber punched.
I’d have to lose three pounds, but yeah tapered are definitely for me.
Awesome. I haven’t bought clothes in so long I had no idea they were out there.
Wheee!
>> Even if they earn too little to qualify for the income tax, they pay payroll taxes …
So those social security and medicare payments aren’t anything like contributions to a pension plan or health insurance premiums then, right?
They’re just a tax. No different all those other taxes taxes people pay. Fungible, as we say in the accounting biz.
I’m glad the writer admits that these programs are just middle class welfare and look forward to his views gaining widespread acceptance on the left.
Some people think oil is a fungible commodity but it’s not really.
…
*checks toenails
Please! No starched jeans. I’m looking at you Texans.
Newsflash: Wow; it is hot outside in the desert.
I hope these come back in style.
http://tinyurl.com/yh7rbtx
In the desert you can’t remember your name,
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.
That song has angered me for 39 years.
Lederhosen.
Just sayin’
I just bought a cool CUV from Michaels neighbor
A black 06 FX 45 from Sewell in Dallas
Obama wears “mom” jeans.
Car in. What are you wearing right now? Obama jeans or chaps?
If I had a time machine I would travel back in time to 1972 and kill whoever was responsible for that piece of crap song.
Running skort. Brooks training shirt – florescent green. Chicken shit in hair. Riding crop.
Hahahahaha
Scott, I call shotgun!
I would go back in time and shoot Steve Miller while he was recording Jet Airliner.
America was formed as a band at the American HS at RAF Lakenheath. So, you guys want to kill the children of American G.I.s??
Jeez, just put on your Doc Marten’s and Che t-shirts and have done with it already!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIycEe59Auc
As the child of an American G.I., let me just state for the record that I was an unmitigated little shit, and deserved to be beaten by strangers from the future.
Chicken shit in hair.
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That is SO yesterday. You should rub it on your upper lip. That’s how all of the cool chicken farmers are doing it.
*tackles MCPO, gives him the ‘horse with no name’ *
Didn’t know that MCPO.
In that case, upon reaching 1972
1) kick brads ass
2) rob a bank or two
3) go to Vegas knowing the outcome of Superbowl 6 and make millions
4) purchase the rights to that piece of crap song
5) light it on fire
More of a cat crap fan, myself.
*contemplatively chews an almond roca*
Cat crap smells nasty.
CHicken shit has a bit more of an earthy tone to it.
True, true.
And it’s better on pancakes.
They should play horse with no name at Gitmo 24/7.
Cat crap fever. . .
I had a physics teacher that made us watch Neil Young unplugged in class because one of the songs mentioned the aurora borealis. I would have rather done the bomber problem.
Speaker to Obama: “yeah, the 7th doesn’t work for us, how about the 8th? We’re anxious to hear your proposals…”
I would have rather done the
bomber problemKobayashi Maru scenario.FTFM.
Hahahahaha
Scott, I call shotgun!
I’ll ride boot!
You’ve got to let me know. . .
http://fwd4.me/0ANi
>> They should play horse with no name at Gitmo 24/7.
That’d make those goat humpers spill the beans quicker than waterboarding ever could.
MJ, it could’ve been worse. Muuucccchhhh worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk
Cures you whisper make no sense
Drift gently into mental illness.
http://fwd4.me/0ANl
>> You’ve got to let me know. . .
I’ve got to let you know …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZZfaDp02o
Speaker to Obama: “yeah, the 7th doesn’t work for us, how about the 8th? We’re anxious to hear your proposals…”
I can’t even wrap my brain around what a crusty douchenozzle Zero is. This is so blatant and so disrespectful and antagonistic and cheesy. What a piece of shit our president is. Shameful.
I hope the US coughs him out of office like the ball of phlegm and fly wings he is.
Laura – Barry’s PR flack assures me the the date/time conflict is “strictly coincidental”. So, your analysis is surely flawed! /sarc
He went public with the request 15 minutes after Boehner received it. They usually work out the schedule and then announce it.
Asswipe. Too cute for his own good.
The best part is, if O! complains about needing to get it done before the 8th, Boehner can tell him he’s free to give his speech directly to the American people from the WH at any time. I mean, it’s important to get this speech out there, right?
Why not preempt the networks tonight!?
Dear SCOAMF, you’re not the boss of me.
Why not preempt the networks tonight!?
The teleprompters are in for their 25,000hr maintenance.
Et tu SCOAMFte?
Lets see, if its coincidental, that means they are idiots. If it was done on purpose then they are assholes. Really tough choice, here.
The teleprompters are in for their 25,000hr maintenance.
Also known as “Tuesday”…
Those things really get a workout.
So the administration had no idea the debate was that night?
Glad that crack team has the keys to the nukes.
It’s the petty harassment angle, the desire to withdraw oxygen from everyone else, all the unnecessary attacks, that tell me what kind of vicious, immature churls we’re dealing with.
Nasty alinskyite curs, not a shred of decorum between them.
Obama’s speech: So important that is has to preempt a long-scheduled GOP debate and occur in a joint session of congress … but not important enough to keep him off the golf course or Martha’s Vineyard.
What a fucking putz. January 20, 2013 can’t get here quick enough.
No wonder Obama is mad.
How would you like to get outmaneuvered by John Boehner?
Is *everything* a good reason to pull a dick move? Is there nothing so small and petty that it can’t be turned into a conflict with their political opponents? Can these people work with others, at all, ever?
They need to have their hands slapped and go sit at the kids’ table for a while to season up some more and learn something about how adults act.
Laura, the SCOAMF has a message for you: http://tinyurl.com/3c462uq
Yep. Whatta guy.
Do you guys have any frame of reference for this? My bitchiest girlfriend wasn’t this petty. We’d fight about everything, but we could manage who was going to use the bathroom at what time in the morning. Jeez.
dear stoned hippie.
You are in the desert. You are on a horse. The horse has no name.
Go ahead and give him a name. Nobody’s gonna care, it’s just you and the horse.
Problem. Solved. Or as I like to call it Whining Solutions™
So the administration had no idea the debate was that night?
They had every idea and intended to do this petty, dick move.
I’m sorry, but I’m giggling like a schoolgirl watching this blow up on Obambi’s face.
Know’umsayin?
That’s one word.
So is m’fucker.
I’m giggling like a schoolgirl watching this blow up on Obambi’s face.
*Hands Xbrad a slightly used pudding cup.
Actually, they’re contractions.
Like Obama’s approval rating.
Hey Jew! How is life in Texas? You’re still in Texas, right?
That rat bastard has the gall to talk about a “sense of urgency” after his frickin’ bus tour and MV vacation.
Go golf some more, asshole, and leave the governing to the grown-ups.
She swore that she loved me, never would she leave me.
But the devil take that woman, yeah for you know she tricked me easy. . .
http://fwd4.me/0AOK
That is correct MJ. Things are going well enough. Except the weather is too damn hot. On the B side, nobody cares if I wear a shirt.
How are things in the gayborhood?
Roamie, you do a disservice to rat bastards everywhere.
Good point, Hotspur. My apologies to illegitimate rats.
How are things in the gayborhood?
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Excellent, thanks for asking. We attended a totally gay birthday party last weekend, and we’re going to to a totally gay pool party this weekend. I also have a black friend in case you were wondering.
A gay black friend?
No wonder Hotspur is feeling lucky!
http://fwd4.me/0AOl
MCPO, that pic makes me think of Compos more than Hotspur.
I also have a black friend in case you were wondering.
Only one? You’re such a racist honky.
Laura – What are you looking at?
http://fwd4.me/0AOm
How come HHD rarely includes heroes?
http://fwd4.me/0AOn
Just got back from DKos. Hilarious.
Boehner should lie down so that Obama can create jobs with a speech.
Obama speach is OF GREAT NATIONAL URGENCY. Lauraw. That’s why he went to Martha’s Vineyard, and then waited almost two weeks to give it.
I see they’re also concern trolling about Huntsman over there. LOL. So nice of them to do that for us, because I was THIS CLOSE to supporting him.
How much distance is between them and reality that they think that ANY conservative thinks Huntsman has a shot?
Ok, you guys can blame lauraw for this:
ba haa haa haa …
I don’t even know where to start on this.
Last one:
Oh, I double dog dare you. Give it from the oval office. That sounds wonderful. I wonder what the ratings will look like.
I hate you all so very much.
HUNTSMAN/KUCINICH!!!!!
Who is Gary Johnson, and why is he running for President on the GOP ticket?
“Obama speach is OF GREAT NATIONAL URGENCY. Lauraw. That’s why he went to Martha’s Vineyard, and then waited almost two weeks to give it.”
YES!
I hope Carney gives the NFL permission to change it’s schedule.
Carin –
The feeling is MUtual, Herr Doktor.
Carin, if you go down to the first post about this, you can see that more koskids saw this as a nakedly political shitheel maneuver and were wondering what the strategy was. It looked petty even to them.
Then when Reuters came out with the line from O’s aides that Boehner had previously agreed to the timing, most of them were whipsawed back into line. And LOVED IT! Wheee!
That little last minute tweak of message made it all go down their gullets much more smoothly. They are as geese being force-fed for fois gras.
How come HHD rarely includes heroes?
Thor made an appearance.
A gay black friend?
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http://is.gd/qUuC1n
That first guy up top in the pictures looks EXACTLY like me.
Well, okay, he may have more hair on his head and be just a smidgen youunger …
but other than that, the same!
Clint, take off your shirt, and we’ll let Cyn, Carin, and Mare judge.
Clint – go back to my link of, “Mirror in the Bathroom” – STAT!
Wow. Daryl Hannah looks like shit.
My shirt’s off now and I ain’t puttin it back on until people complain.
…
It shouldn’t take long.
Dave – Pu-LEASE!
A am going to assume that Henry kicked ass today.
Somebody should call Car in and ask her to call Rosetta.
No surgery is nothin, but a little hernia is better than a pyloric valve thingy
1/2 hour conference call fail!!!!!
I wanted to yell SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at my boss.
Self control win.
I need a drink now
You should have had a couple an hour ago.
Instead I have stinky Bella
Stinky is Zeke’s nick name. Bella will be stinky 2
No surgery is nothin, but a little hernia is better than a pyloric valve thingy
I missed something.
You should have had a couple an hour ago.
Then I would have forgotten to push mute and yelled for my boss to shut up.
That would have worked Scott. I see what you are doing
I have attended far too many going-away lunches in the past two years. You can also always tell who’s leaving.
They are jubilant.
I missed something.
Henry’s got more surgery today. Less serious than the last, but still surgery.
That was a big nap.
I missed you guys.
Tackles Cyn, gives her the “cuddly nap pillow”
Roamy, an internal stitch or two came loose on Henry and they went back in to fix it today. He’s due to be back home tomorrow.
I definitely used the napping pillow this afternoon. I was only outside for an hour or so around 11:00 am but it sure kicked my ass today. Stupid direct sun in the desert. Who knew?!?!
Wow, I thought I caught up on everything, but I missed that. Thanks for letting me know.
Henry update from Rosetta:
Surgery went well but he’s in a lot more pain than he was in last week which sucks. It looks like a long stressful night for the three of us. Good times…
Thanks Andy. Your timing is excellent. Have a beer, sir.
Poor little dude.
>> Stupid direct sun in the desert. Who knew?!?!
I overdid it on Sunday when it was 110 here working on a fence and a gate, and paid for it with a heat stress headache all night Sunday and most of Monday.
I forget, it’s fuckin hot here, sometimes.
Also thanks for the update Andy, sorry to hear the little guy is hurtin. They should give him somethin and fix that, but it’s so tricky when they’re little
Yes, I hope that they get that pain managed soon. So hard to hear your baby in pain.
Ha ha ha ha.
http://moralauthority.wordpress.com/2011/08/15/best-songify-so-far/
Boogity, boogity, boogity, amen
I think I need to engage in some violent escapism. Y’all have a good night.
Crap.
Best hopes for little Henry’s comfort.
the original prayer..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhKELP-7UD8
That first guy up top in the pictures looks EXACTLY like me.
Wow, Clint, that means you and me are like twins!
**gets out rocking chair and blanky for Henry. Prayers.
Somebody should call Car in and ask her to call Rosetta.
Ok. I’ll do it.
*start hyperventilating
Precious little Henry!
Poor little guy.
Getting a fail on that link, Andy.
Mini-me was 3 years old when she needed surgery for trigger thumb. It was either schedule it during Mr. RFH’s business trip or wait three weeks. Ok, I’m a big girl, I can handle this by myself. Surgery goes fine, and they hand her to me in the recovery room. I’m rocking her, holding her tight, just so thankful it was over, repeatedly kissing her on her head. In a groggy, grumpy voice, she said, “quit”.
Andy’s link is as useful as ball bearings on a artillery shell.
When Ian had his hernia repaired, he was in a ton of pain for a while afterwards, and that was hard. First night. Then he was ok.
Poor little man Henry.
PWNED!
I wonder how DU and DKos will take the news.
Poor kiddo. Hope he is feeling better soon.
Aaron took his shots yesterday like a champ – howled in rage rather than pain, and stopped almost as soon as the torture stopped. I thought I’d be more upset watching it, but I could tell he was more mad than hurting.
I see some little fists flailing now – time for dinner!
Y’all have a nice evening now.
Really? Obamas gonna address Congress on the first night of football?
ha ha ha … good luck with that.
Hi assholes.
Yea, shots are worse for the parents than for kids/babies. I always gave them the baby tylenol before they started not feeling so good. Just kept ’em on a low dose for a day or two.
I love it. He tries to horn in on Perry’s debut and gets very politely bumped to football opening night. HA!
*Making big L sign in front of my forehead*
Got an email for a photo of my finish of the crim. They take pics and then mail ’em to you based on your bib numbers. One is ok, but I’m smiling and happy in all of them. I told my husband because it was just so much fun!
I’m going to buy one, and I’ll share tomorrow. It’s not so great, but I look obviously happy and it’s a nice memento.
Yeah, way to go Barry! Go ahead and screw up the season opening game of America’s most popular sport. . . it will endear you to the masses!
HAHAHAHA! What a maroon! What an ultra-maroon!
*pounds feet over to dkos*
Carin – If it was taken from behind, xBrad wants two 11X14 full color glossies.
Will the game be aired on regular TV on Thursday? Or ESPN?
Anyone have Sean’s phone number? I’m worried about him.
Off Twitter, so who do the Wisconsin labor goons cheer for – Obama or the Packers?
Yes. Yes I do.
Imma text him.
Not that I could call him. I’d like someone else to call him and make sure he’s ok.
Last time he was here, he said he was going to call the hospital.
Thank you Andy.
Carin – If it was taken from behind, xBrad and every other ogler here wants two 11X14 full color glossies.
fixt
I have Peej’s number, Chief’s number, cathy’s number, and cyns.
Not that I’ve called any of these people . well, I called chief once. Took at least a week off of my life.
I missed it when he was here yesterday but read back through it this morning.
Best wishes if you’re reading this, pal.
LOL, unfortunately it’s a front shot. It’s not all that flattering, but I do look pretty happy, so for that reason alone my husband wants it.
Carin, call me and get it over with! Besides, it’s harder for me to bite you over the phone, don’t cha know. Mostly.
>> repeatedly kissing her on her head. In a groggy, grumpy voice, she said, “quit”.
My 9 year old baby girl said “I don’t feel good” after her thumb surgery.
Which I knew meant “get a bucket before I wear this”.
I smart. Poor kid, she had the same problem I had with general anethesia, made her sicker than hell.
She has a cold tonight. She’s 21 years old. I’m callin to check in.
We do that.
Hawt!
I worry. I just watched an episode of intervention where someone died during alcohol withdrawal. He said he wasn’t feeling well and I asked if he drank enough to be in withdrawal and he said he was afraid yes, so I worry.
I’ve a very active imagination.
I also hope if he fails he knows we’re here for him for that as well.
Cyn, I was —-><—— this close to calling you last night.
Progress!
Actually, I found Carin quite pleasant to talk with. . . and even easier on the eyes. See, we have Apple products that allow us real-time video chatting.
Chief is just being nice.
You videochatted with Chief and you won’t make a practically anonymous call to me?
That’s it. I’m calling your ass right now Carin!
Car in, easy on the eyes.
Agreed.
Car in Check your email you have my # now
Only Andy had it before.
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*don’t bother I am kidding*
LOL. You can try but my cell signal doesn’t make it through my metal roof.I’d have to go outside.
I have also sent an email to Sean telling him to get in gear and check in with us and that his hall pass was only good for 15 minutes.
v-man you should send my your number. It give me security to have everyone’s number. Even if I’m too afraid to call.
*tries to set up a video call with Cyn.
goddam.. which thing.. iphone app.. NO I DON’T want the fuckin weather channel..
sonofa..
I’ll take your number too Vmax.
OH MY GOD ITS FULL OF STARS
“pathetic,” “gutless,” “fucking wimp,” “compromised,” “spineless,” “clueless,” “The Great Capitulator,” “what a fucking embarrassment,” “I don’t know how anyone on his staff gets dressed in the morning.”
Their tears are as fine marmelade on a tender biscuit.
HAHA! I have no video cam set up Dave, but it’s crossed my mind a couple of times.
Then I remember how much I relish working in my jammies with my hair in three ponytails with pop tart crumbs occasionally around my mouth and I nix that idea purty quick.
What did they think Senator “present” would stand up for when they enthusiastically voted his ass in to the white house anyway?
53% of the nation was trickfucked by a teleprompter. What does that tell you?
Fucking Springer material.
I like perusing through Kos when I know their panties are in a wad, but the interface is annoying as hell.
*spits in my hand and slicks down my hair for Cyn’s video call.
…
hello.
…
shit.. grabs the eyebrow trimmers
PG – 48% is more like it! I always figure 2 – 6% Democrat voter fraud and military voter suppression.
Hostage community theater
Vmax
Xbrad Car in has not won running trophies because of her derriere.
Xbrad
Vmax, no she did not, but she should have!
Fin
I use Skype/webcam all the time. It’s great. Jump in w/both feet Cyn and other scaredy cats.
Thank Goodness Clint,
I was afraid my first attempt at Hostage community theater killed it.
So we have a friend looking after the dogs while we are away; they have to stay outside so that they don’t poop in the house. The past 2 days when our friend goes to check on them, they are all INSIDE the house, with no visible way for them to have gotten in there (and nothing missing inside, either).
We’re stumped…..
Carin has the sexiest phone voice.
Carin has the sexiest phone voice.
Oh, fuck you, bitch.
Ok I just survived my THIRD hostage phone conversation.
Cyn was gentle.
Those keeping track at home:
1) Chief – twice
2) xbrad – once
3) Cyn
cyn says I need to call one hostage per month.
you know, I talked to Cathy too in St. Louis. I need to add her to the list.
Was just talking to my little brother on the phone. He passed through here on the way back to school, but I missed him (dad stayed with us for a couple of days though).
He was telling me about qualifying with this bad boy last week at Benning: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M320_grenade_launcher
WANT!
I have never talked to Car in on the phone Cyn, but IRL well…
Wait I do not want any accusations!
wiser, are you watching Tin Cup on versus right now?
*gives Dave the glance that he may have missed an eyebrow hair or two; grabs a mirror to check for teeth spinach*
Will have to explore the Skype thingy, CB; thanks!
Carin has the sexiest phone voice.
Oh, fuck you, bitch.
You could be number 5, Wiser.
We could talk about your cover song theory.
wiser’s number 2. I thought we had established that.
We could talk about your cover song theory.
you don’t have that many minutes.
You also need a brick wall, Carin.
wiser, are you watching Tin Cup on versus right now?
Just watched the ending.
Love that movie.
You could be number 5, Wiser.
REALLY???!?!?!
YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How much do you know about Pink Panther movies?
Yeah, I saw about the last half of the one that was on before. Great flick.
this place needs a new poat.
brb
you don’t have that many minutes.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
She shoots. She SCORES!
Andy,
That looks pretty cool.
The thing we had in “My Day” was the M-79. It was really fun! I hit three trucks at 300 yards with it my first time out! Also, it was very light so it wasn’t much to carry around, unlike the M-60.
>> Carin has the sexiest phone voice.
FAAAACKKKKK
>> *gives Dave the glance that he may have missed an eyebrow hair or two
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKK
ChrisP, he said it was just stupid easy to shoot accurately.
He fired it both standalone and attached to an M-4.
Car in has my number, but has never called me, sigh…
We could talk about your cover song theory.
you don’t have that many minutes.
*high fives Roamy and sends her a coupon for a free massage with the cocktail of her choice*
Car in has my number, but has never called me, sigh…
Are you sure? Because her hangups and heavy breathing calls do count. This was just the first time we’ve actually SPOKEN.
Had to be done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkpGQUflBwU
newpoat
Andy,
They really are fun, as you can see the round in flight and adjust based on that. What happens when they arrive is cool, too!
HAHAHA! I quoted a line from that song when I emailed Vman my number!
Chrispy–send me yours please. My first three heavy breathing calls are free unlike someone else here.
OK, I’ll read comments on wiser’s uber-ghey new poat tomorrow. Nytol.
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