Let’s try this again

We need something to start us off with a bang…

Whoops, and look how we end up…

Get your day going!

463 Comments

  1. First and Fresh!

    Thank you Jay!

  2. Haha. My post is still sitting on Jay’s head. Can we move it up? i don’t know how to do that without deleting the one above.

  3. Just edit the time stamp. I’ll do it.

  4. Done

  5. I realized my error after I poated it.

    Whew. No music poat. That Was Close!!

  6. Thanks Cyn. You and I were actually in the editor at the same time.

  7. You shall feel my wrath!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Jay’s post is really humongously better than a music post by MCPO.

    I mean, it sucks donkey balls, but it is humongously better than a music post by MCPO.

  9. I’m younger and I’m faster Micheal, but I’ll concede that you probably have more insurance than I do. ;)

  10. Sitting at Discount Tire waiting for them to fix a flat.

    I love these people. I won’t buy tires from anyone else.

  11. I had a flat tire in Phoenix, and replace all 4 at Discount (with a good assist from Cyn and her hubby!).

    Great service, good price, happy customer.

  12. Ok everyone PJD had his last interview with AT&T today. He’ll know in two to three weeks whether he has the position or not.

  13. just pretend like you care

  14. I’m younger and I’m faster Micheal . . .

    I believe that are younger than me and also a fast girl.

    Are you trying to cyberfuck me? Knock it off.

  15. Sitting at Discount Tire waiting for them to fix a flat.

    http://fwd4.me/0AHm

  16. I had a flat tire in Phoeni

    yeah, that was pretty funny.

    wha?

  17. I wouldn’t dream of it Michael.

    I shit you not.

  18. It *was* pretty funny. It gave us something to talk about, and it worked out in the end.

    Should we talk about your little accident in the restaurant?

  19. It’s amazing how good Herman’s Hermits were. They were way ahead of their time.

  20. I wouldn’t dream of it Michael.

    I shit you not.

    That hurt a little.

  21. L to R: DinT; Ace

    http://fwd4.me/0AHp

  22. Should we talk about your little accident in the restaurant?

    little nothing. it was huge.

  23. PJM – Spill!

  24. Oh, she spilled alright.

  25. I had to run to the store for a rotisserie chicken and spinach. Did Michael say anything stupid while I was gone?

  26. There’s nothing to tell MCPO, it was just………the night I got in cyn’s pants

    hawt

  27. Discount Tire treated my Mom like a queen. I love those guys.

  28. Did Michael say anything stupid while I was gone?

    Kind of a stupid question, Mare.

  29. Michael say anything stupid while I was gone?

    bwahahaha hahahahaha

  30. PJ’s call to me was one of the weirder conversations of my life.

    And I’ve talked to Mesa on the phone after I’ve slammed a fifth of bourbon, so that’s saying something.

  31. Michael, I do appreciate your forthrightness!

  32. xbrad…..are you guys going to have a meet up?

  33. Of course, my inflatable sheep called me while I was in the bar with BiW and Chrispy.

    The conversation was kinda mundane compared to talking with PJ.

  34. So. DId I miss anything?

  35. Dad’s still preparing dinner.

    Oye.

    This could go on for hours.

  36. Nope. Although, I’m kind of surprised you didn’t get the email from Wiser stating you were voted off the island. Huh. Check to see if you still have posting rights.

  37. Carin, did you see my comment mentioning that a previous comment was not meant to be sexual and instead was just stupid?

  38. Mare, PJ and I met at her place for a little while. The best part was not meeting you.

    But after that, our schedules just went to shit, and meeting again was too much effort.

  39. And I’ve talked to Mesa on the phone after I’ve slammed a fifth of bourbon, so that’s saying something.

    That’s nothing. Try talking to Wickedpinto until 3 a.m.

    In person.

  40. Carin, did you see my comment mentioning that a previous comment was not meant to be sexual and instead was just stupid?

    *scratches head*

    Uhhhh, yeah, uhhhh, sure.

    *whispers*
    Whatinthehellisshebabblingabout?

  41. No thanks, Michael.

    All my masochistic fantasies involve chicks in latex, not dudes from Indiana.

  42. pe. Although, I’m kind of surprised you didn’t get the email from Wiser stating you were voted off the island. Huh. Check to see if you still have posting rights.

    I’ve blocked Wiser’s email so it’s like it didn’t happen.

  43. Carin, did you see my comment mentioning that a previous comment was not meant to be sexual and instead was just stupid?

    No I missed that. I’ve blocked your comments since I was so offended.

  44. Okay, tire fixt.

    At teh ghetto bar now.

  45. “I’ve blocked your comments since I was so offended.”

    hahahahaha…..probably wise.

    MCPO, I mentioned the word “tongue” with regard to her father’s cooking and it sounded weird after I read it and had already posted it.

  46. Now I feel like we can’t flirt any more.

    *kicks dirt*

    I just want to point out that my previous comments regarding Car in’s Buns O’ Steel™ was not meant to be flirtatious. It was just a factual observation regarding her gluteus maximus development, meant as a tribute to her rigorous training.

  47. Yea, I got busy, but MJ mentioned he’s cooked that piece of meat (SYWM) too. when I do a boston butt I cook it either Chief’s way or another way with a ton of spices on it. It’s really yummy.

    MY dad cooks it as he would a more traditional pork roast and I don’t care for it.

    He loves it though. I’m thinking he should just make enough for him, since none of us care for it and they all pretty much love the ones I make.

  48. I can still flirt with Lauraw though, can’t I ? And can I still call Mare a whore?

    Otherwise, life has lost all meaning for me.

  49. Mare – I like a tongue sandwich. Dreg it in egg and flour, fry it up in olive oil and put it on a crusty roll. . . Mmmmmm!

  50. Try talking to Wickedpinto until 3 a.m.

    been there

  51. Mare, make a tongue sammich!

  52. MCPO, that was exactly the type of tongue I meant.

    Carin, I would be very disappointed if you stopped calling me a whore. I consider it a term of endearment and don’t care how you really mean it.

  53. I can still flirt with Lauraw though, can’t I?

    I think same-sex flirtation might still be OK.

    I guess I could flirt with Dave. But his ass is pretty flabby.

  54. MIchael, what’s Cathy doing?

  55. and is she doing it correctly?

  56. And with whom?

  57. You should send weekly evaluations.

  58. Now I feel like we can’t flirt any more.

    Michael what are you talking about? No one was flirting with you?

  59. shoot, there’s not supposed to be a question after my last sentence. I’m faaar too lazy to fix that.

  60. I know one thing, posting kittens is NEVER wrong.

    Except when someone uses a kitten face to cover up the unmentionables on our BBF models. Then it seems kind of wrong, but only kind of.

  61. “Michael what are you talking about? No one was flirting with you?”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  62. I wish one of the ass faced lurkers we have would say something funny.

  63. I think same-sex flirtation might still be OK.

    Michael, I find your locution both witty and urbane. Perhaps we could rendezvous at the soda fountain anon?

  64. No one was flirting with you

    That’s just bullshit. You’ve all noticed Hotspur coming on to me. Don’t deny it.

  65. Fucking ass faced lurkers.

  66. I’ve been antsy all day…..I think it’s time for an adult beverage. Hotspur move down a seat at the ghetto bar.

  67. “Fucking ass faced lurkers.”

    LOL

  68. Michael, pointing at someone and laughing your ass off should not be confused with coming on.

  69. You’ve all noticed Hotspur coming on to me. Don’t deny it.

    we try not to talk about Mr. Happy when he’s around

  70. That’s just bullshit. You’ve all noticed Hotspur coming on to me. Don’t deny it.

    He didn’t have his glasses on. He thought you were Wiserbud.

  71. Mare, there’s a stool right next to me with your name on it.

  72. Perhaps we could rendezvous at the soda fountain anon?

    Dude, I just don’t know what you mean by “soda fountain anon”.

    Which one of us is on top?

  73. Okay, how do I stop my dog from going batshit when my wife or I feed the horses? It’s driving me nuts.

  74. If there is a sighting of lipstick tonight, someone tell her to go over to sweasel’s place, she is wanting a ferret, and would probably find her experiences helpful.

  75. Of course, my inflatable sheep called me while I was in the bar with BiW and Chrispy.

    And people say nothing interesting ever happens in Tacoma. And by “people”, I mean Mare.

  76. Also, I’m still flirting with all the womens that are older than me, but not the younger ones.

    That’s my rule.

  77. Hello, Mare.

    May I push your stool in?

  78. how do I stop my dog from going batshit when my wife or I feed the horses?

    Keep him in the house or train him to STFU, with doggie treats of his own.

  79. Okay, how do I stop my dog from going batshit when my wife or I feed the horses?

    Kill it.

  80. Me: Mare, meet Andy.

    Mare: Hi, Andy. Nice to meet you.

    Andy: Want to see a picture of me from when I was a Green Beret in ‘Nam on recon?

  81. I flirt with noone and will taser just about anyone.

    *eyeballs Michael*

  82. When it starts barking and jumping hit it with a large stick, one of MCPO’s canes perhaps?

  83. I flirt with noone and will taser just about anyone

    beasn is sexy when she threatens to zap people.

  84. I’ve relented to mostly just petting her and ignoring her whimpering to go outside and save my wife from the giant squirrels.

  85. I flirt with noone and will taser just about anyone.

    Is that voltage “Wipe out short-term memory”. “Singe chest hair”, or “Wet myself before my eyeballs start smoking”?

  86. Hahahahaha

    Damn, xBrad. That’s the best pickup line evar.

  87. “Andy: Want to see a picture of me from when I was a Green Beret in ‘Nam on recon?”

    And mare would say:

    No, no I don’t, you want to know why? Because at least 15 douches who’ve tried to come onto me said they were special forces. And you know what I said to them? Yes, yes I see you have a special force…one that repels me.

  88. Why can’t the dog go with you leon?

  89. DO NOT encourage xbrad, Hotspur.

  90. Yes, yes I see you have a special force…one that repels me.

    “Use the Force, Douche.”

  91. The whole path isn’t fenced, and she thinks “no leash” = “explore the peninsula and report back later”. That and the horses might just kick her.

  92. Xbrad, I think you have nicely turned ankles.

  93. Thanks, Jewstin.

    I turned the right ankle playing volleyball, and the left one playing tennis.

    Since I’ve readjusted my physical pursuits to sitting on a couch and eating Cheetos, I’ve not suffered any trips to the ER.

  94. I flirt with noone and will taser just about anyone.

    *eyeballs Michael*

    I know what those “angry eyes” really mean.

  95. Damn, xBrad. That’s the best worstest goddamed pickup line evar.

    ffa

  96. The whole path isn’t fenced, and she thinks “no leash” = “explore the peninsula and report back later”.

    oh ok. I like shock collars………notice the dog whisperer never makes it obvious he shocks the shit out of his dogs?

  97. I like shock collars

    Kinky.

  98. Leon, this might work.

    1) Pick up some beef ribs at the store (not pork)
    2) Cut most of the meat off of them
    3) Put them in freezer
    b) Give dog frozen tasty rib treat at horse feeding time

    Hopefully you have a porch or outdoor area so you don’t end up with bloodstained carpets. He will choose the rib over barking at big squirrels. After a couple days, start weaning him off the ribs and substitute his meal or some other treat.

    I am thinking you can reprogram him to associate horse feeding with good things for him.

  99. I’ve been feeding her and giving treats during the ordeal. So far it just distracts her for a moment or two.

  100. notice the dog whisperer never makes it obvious he shocks the shit out of his dogs?

    What the!? Cesar lied to me! He’s worse than Criss Angel with a trick like that.

  101. Don’t you ever, EVER talk about Criss Angel like that.

    His shit’s real

  102. I thought he used his fingers to the neck and a disrupting sound to “shock” the dog.

  103. I thought he used his fingers to the neck and a disrupting sound to “shock” the dog.

    I’m talking about Criss Angel.

  104. disrupting sound to “shock” the dog.

    *tackles mare

    *gives her a disrupting sound

  105. A beef rib will keep her busy for at least 30 minutes, probably longer.

    The problem with a short term distraction is they can interpret the treat as a reward for freaking out.

  106. Hotspur, for the record I would be polite and kind to your bar mate, Andy. I would only THINK rude thoughts.

  107. *tackles mare
    *gives her a disrupting sound

    PJM, is this some of that same-sex flirtation I’ve been reading about?

  108. I’m talking about Criss Angel.

    Freak!

  109. The problem with a short term distraction is they can interpret the treat as a reward for freaking out.

    Spot on.

  110. Mare, you’re looking mighty fine this evening. Would you care to perambulate with me about the square?

    Oh. . . Oops.

  111. A beef rib will keep her busy for at least 30 minutes, probably longer.

    However, a rack of pork ribs will keep me busy for only 20 or so minutes. It’s easier to get the meat off.

  112. Mare, you’re like all funny today.

    Is all this exercising you’re getting giving you some really good endorphins?

  113. Chris Angel was making some kind of fucked up show in a vacant lot full of cranes and shit one week when my family and I were staying in NYC for a vacation. The only problem was that my 14th floor hotel room looked out on this vacant lot. My kids went ape shit. I had no idea who the fuck he was.

  114. Thanks for the heads up, beasn. I’ll head over there and see what’s up.

  115. And with that……I’m going home to some supper.

    That’s what we call the evenin’ meal out here.

    Snobs.

    Fuck you.

  116. I am guessing she will get over it eventually, unless you have an adult dog that still chases birds.

    Any dog that doesn’t learn that it will never catch a bird has issues.

  117. Mare, you’re looking mighty fine this evening. Would you care to perambulate with me about the square?

    hahaahahahahahaha….Why, yes, Jewstin. Walking shows my bustle to it’s best advantage. Wait a moment while I gather my hankie and bonnet and parasol.

  118. or is it the wine?

  119. However, a rack of pork ribs will keep me busy for only 20 or so minutes. It’s easier to get the meat off.</i.

    Congratulations to any of you who didn’t get an image of PJM sucking meat off the bone.

    You’re better people than I am.

  120. PJM, it’s love…straight up…love!

    And some ibuprofen before bed last night.

  121. You know what, I’m not fixing that. Fuck it.

  122. I give this poat seven of these thingies >>>>>>>

  123. The dog – wisely – does not chase birds, only rabbits and toads.

    I hate when she catches toads.

  124. Congratulations to any of you who didn’t get an image of PJM sucking meat off the bone.

    Wait… Is that a bad thing?

  125. or is it the wine?

    Are you saying she can only be funneh with the alcohol?

    I didn;t know she was related to X-Brad…

  126. I am guessing she will get over it eventually, unless you have an adult dog that still chases birds.

    give the dog a salt shaker. He’ll be able to catch it when he puts it on the bird’s tail feathers…….or something like that.

    it’s true, though

  127. Walking shows my bustle to it’s best advantage.

    *adjusts codpiece*

  128. *fixes spats*

  129. PJM, it’s love…straight up…love!

    Who the hell are you in love with?

  130. I gotta say, after all my time in the gym, my bustle is amazing.

    Maybe as good as Car in’s.

  131. People do that with kids too — reward them for bad behavior, usually with attention.

    Reminds me of the time I offered to punch a kid to a mother from New Zealand. She was totally incompetent to deal with a two year old. This was an overnight trans-Pacific flight. Not kidding. We were all exhausted. I turned around and told her to shut her kid up, we were all trying to sleep. She was all like “What can I do?” I said, “Hit her hard. I’ll do it for you.” The mother was shocked. The girl’s eyes got real big.

    Shortly thereafter, Dad moved that girl to his row, and she was quiet.

    Have I told this story before? I think so.

  132. *cleans monocle*

  133. You douches are funny.

  134. whimpering to go outside and save my wife from the giant squirrels.

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Damn giant squirrels.

  135. Have I told this story before? I think so.

    No, but i like it. tell me another one!

  136. I gotta say, after all my time in the gym, my bustle is amazing.

    Hellooooo Leon!

  137. Pardon me, Geoff. Your pocket square has been knocked askew. Might I adjust it for you?

  138. Is that voltage “Wipe out short-term memory”. “Singe chest hair”, or “Wet myself before my eyeballs start smoking”?

    Ooooo….I likey. Hmmm,….option 3. The first two are teasers.

  139. *straightens farthingale*

  140. suppeth unto all you all

  141. The first two are teasers foreplay.

  142. Michael went to the same parenting school I did.

    When kids in front of me in church were acting up, if they ever looked at me I would make a mean face, slowly turn my head from side to side and mouth, “later.” Those kids acted like angels after that.

    Don’t really care what they told their moms about the lady in the seat behind them. I’d deny it anyway and possibly say, “So not only is your child poor behaved, they lie also?”

  143. poorly

  144. *sharpens straight razor with strop*

    *dunks foam brush in lather*

    *cuts face off by accident*

  145. Plus a beef rib is good exercise and cleans their teeth.

    You just need to get over the uncooked meat thing. That’s what dogs eat, and it’s 10 times healthier than any crap you pour out of a bag.

  146. suppeth unto all you all

    Why um, goodeth eveningeth.

  147. *keeps a small bottle of laudanum in reticule*

  148. Hey unclefacts.

  149. Scott, I sometimes don’t cut the meat that I eat. I’m not worried in the slightest about the dog.

  150. Howdy and wattsnew Uncle?

  151. Cook, cook!

  152. “*keeps a small bottle of laudanum in reticule*”

    hahahahaha….good one, Lippy.

    *may I please have some of your laudanum?

  153. I’m just sayin’, in a fair fight, I can whip most of the little children from New Zealand. I could probably whup ass of two or three of them at the same time.

  154. Michael, I can so picture you saying that. I respect that.

    Mare, I do that too, in church, the store…..etc.

  155. *keeps a small bottle of laudanum in reticule*

    MOM!! LIPSTICK’S TALKING ABOUT HIDING THINGS UP HER BUM AGAIN!!!!!

  156. *runs in, farts, runs out*

  157. Brew!

    You must be thrilled with the Brewers!

    Glad for you, man!

  158. *holds nose*

    *sprays Lysol*

    Gross brew, what crawled up you and died?

  159. *trips Brewfan*

    *sits on his head*

    *farts*

  160. Brewfan, your cravat is outstanding. I simply much have your tailor’s name. May I give you my calling card?

  161. I almost never fart anymore. It’s part of what makes my bustle so amazing.

  162. Just watched the Star Trek episode, “The Changeling”. Kirk didn’t kiss a girl, punch an alien, or get his shirt ripped. Fail.

    Excellent quote, though.
    Spock: That *unit* is a woman. (talking about Uhura)
    Nomad: A mass of conflicting impulses.

    And don’t you forget it.

  163. *may I please have some of your laudanum?

    Of course Mare. Come over at tea time and we’ll eat scones and get wasted.

  164. I shit you not, what the New Zealand mother was doing all through takeoff and after we were in the air was petting and cooing at her daughter every time she threw a tantrum. When the petting and cooing stopped, the girl would start screaming again. This was going on in the row behind us, but everyone in the cabin was being disturbed.

    I needed sleep.

  165. There’s nothing in my bum, PJ.

    –That you know of.

  166. I don’t think I can live in Cambodia. Deep fried tarantulas.

  167. “Of course Mare. Come over at tea time and we’ll eat scones and get wasted.”

    *immediately check flights to Las Vegas

  168. Roast free-tailed bat.

  169. Dammit, I just remembered I have to do dishes and make more curry.

  170. Dude! I just kicked some serious ass in Halo!

    *raises arms above his head*

  171. Help.

    I need two recipes.

    1. Baked Salmon. I’ve got about a 2-1/2 pound whole salmon.

    2. Chicken Stir Fry. I’ve already got sliced boneless/skinless chicken breast.

    The MOST important thing is the recipes must be easy.

    Thank you in advance, ass-faced morons. Lurkers are invited to respond as well.

  172. http://www.allrecipes.com

  173. Fred? Yeah, he might chase birds.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHssa5inpMc&feature=player_embedded

  174. MCPO, you look most fetching in the throes of victory. If you’ve no objection I would call on you soonest.

  175. Brad – Drizzle some honey on the salmon and grill it.

  176. Place both in a pot, fill with water and boil for 27 minutes.

  177. Jewstin – You may call me at your leisure. And by fetching, you mean bald and fat, right?

  178. Beasn, thanks. Can you tell me which of the 12,000 stir fry chicken recipes is best/easiest?

  179. Scott – Have you submitted your plans for the grill shower to the U.S. Patent Office yet?

  180. Sadly, MCPO, grilling is not an option.

  181. Xbrad, are you looking for an asian-y thing with the chicken stir fry?

  182. xBrad – Use the broiler. . . same deal.

  183. Brad–do you have soy sauce or teriyaki in the house?

  184. Xbrad, Poor some melted butter on the salmon, sprinkle with salt, pepper, and dill weed. Bake for 20ish minutes.

    Stir fry chicken: dump the chicken in searing hot Mongolian fire oil add a couple of chopped onions and garlic and a generous splash of soy sauce. Cook till the chicken is done.

  185. *does that two-finger thing with the eyes and points at Laura, touches nose then tugs at ear*

  186. Laura, I suppose I can go get some soy sauce tomorrow…

    It’s not MY idea. Dear mom has decided we WILL have stirfry chicken and then baked salmon…

    Never mind I hate both dishes.

  187. Brad- Can you fry up some crickets or locusts? They are crunchy in a fried rice and provide plenty of protein.

  188. Not yet MCPO.

    I need one more power outage to perfect it. It will cost me $34 and some electrical tape.

  189. Jewstin – You forgot the ginger and Thai peppers!!

  190. Put the salmon in a pot of boiling water. Get a strip steak and put it on the grill. Garnish steak with mushrooms and pnions. Add pepper liberally. Put potato in microwave for baking.

    When steak and potato are done, serve with cold beer.

    Otherwise, ignore the salmon.

  191. Brad, you are supposed to boil fish.

    Michael’s kid went to food college to learn this stuff.

  192. The prototype cost me about $15.

    Laura got a shower out of it. I supervised. Worth it.

  193. MCPO, I didn’t forget, I just dialed it back. I had to learn that spicy for me is inedible napalm for most others.

  194. No crickets or locusts, but we are getting some of those huge orb weaver spiders…

  195. Did anybody drive a bulldozer into anybody else’s living room today?

  196. >> *does that two-finger thing with the eyes and points at Laura, touches nose then tugs at ear*

    LAURA YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BUNT.

    I mean, or not. I wasn’t apposed to yell it was I Cyn?

  197. You know what’s good?

    Salmon and chicken fried rice.

  198. Hush now Dave! You’ll give away all our team’s secrets!

  199. Hi mare! *waves*

    I am walking on cloud 9! Go Brewers!

    MCPO, are you ready to do some Black Ops? Maybe this weekend?

  200. Eh to heck with it: not an asian recipe but it is a one-pan chicken thing.

    Some sliced chorizo (an amount equalling maybe 1/4 – 1/3 the amount of chicken you have)
    onions and garlic, however much you like
    white or red potatoes, large-cubed
    your chicken breasts
    Poultry seasoning, or rosemary, I guess. Might not need it, with all that sausage.
    sliced green peppers/ red peppers
    whatever other veggies you like

    Fry up the sausage rounds until they brown up a bit and get those nice crispy edges. Add the onions and garlic and let them cook a little while until they soften.

    Add your cut up chicken and potatoes and herbs, stir in well, and cover the pan.

    Turn the heat low and let this simmer, turning occasionally, until the potatoes are almost done. You do not want them done all the way or they will fall apart into mush at the last step.

    Add the peppers and other veggies, turn the heat up, and toss with a spatula or wok tool while the liquid evaporates to a consistency you like. It will take a few minutes, during which the potatoes should finish.

    You might want it to be brothy for sopping up with some crusty bread, or you might want it to thicken up more as a bowl meal.

  201. I don’t know how you make it, but here’s what the restaurant that serves it says:

    Smoked Salmon & Chicken Fried Rice
    Sautéed with smoked salmon, diced chicken breast and eggs.

    They have another dish that I haven’t seen anywhere else:

    Spicy Three Delight Noodle Soup hot
    Hot & spicy. Beef, chicken and shredded pork with cabbages, onions and carrots in spicy sauce.

    Awesome.

  202. Man, I estimate that it’s been 45 hours since I’ve slept.

  203. LAURA YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BUNT.

    Damn. I told her that was the steal sign. Sorry about that! *calls bailbonds man*

  204. I use portuguese sausage for that type of throw-together stir fry, but spanish chorizo is probably easier for you to come by out there.

    Scott loves all variations of this dish that I have ever done, even with italian sausage. It is hearty food and easy.

  205. >> Hush now Dave! You’ll give away all our team’s secrets!

    Remind me what the middle finger sign means?

  206. Sean, how come you aren’t sleeping?

  207. DaveinTexas – Did you see the photo of you and Ace that I posted earlier?

  208. LauraW – Send me that recipe! I love Portuguese sausage and chorizo!

  209. Get with the program Sean: meth during the day, ludes in the evening.

  210. Take a guess, mare.

    (And, no, the correct answer is not “meth.”)

  211. Meth Mare.

  212. I missed that one Chief. I just got home from work after writing 27 pages for the Army that will be so impressive they actually let us work on helicopters next year.

    In the “Technical Approach” (4.2.2.1) I said “Dave in Texas will not enter the maintenance facility at any of the 4 airfields, or mess with equipment tuggers.”

    Total win.

  213. That recipe does sound yummy Laura.

    *pats left hip twice, taps left heel on dirt, double taps ball cap, winks*

  214. Oh….and ….MARE!

    http://i.imgur.com/9Uhrq.gif

  215. Lauraw,
    Green Peppers here are $.99, Red, Yellow, Orange, are $2.69 EACH!
    WTF, O?
    The farmers probably get a dime a-piece for them.
    Oh, day after tomorrow, we will be 7 months straight with below-normal temperatures…
    It’s 68 degrees.

  216. Mare don’t think the ignored email makes me think less of you.
    It doesn’t.

  217. Lauraw, that really sounds delicious. Bookmarked!

  218. *pats left hip twice, taps left heel on dirt, double taps ball cap, winks*

    *does macarena*

  219. Scott, we really should make this a beauty, kitten and puppy blog.

    Sean, all will be well. I was antsy all day and now feel a sense that things will turn out as they should.

  220. DAVEinTEXAS –

    (L to R): DinT; Ace

    http://fwd4.me/0AHp

  221. Scott, someone else said something similar.

    Sometimes I touch an email while using my iphone and don’t really open it and read it (accident), then, when I check my email on my computer it appears as old mail, so I don’t see it.

    Will check immediately.

    Sorry in advance.

  222. Sean, all will be well. I was antsy all day and now feel a sense that things will turn out as they should.

    Truth be told, I quit drinking on Monday, and I’m gonna try not to go back.

  223. Well yeah, I think I do have more gray in my beard.

  224. Oh my goodness!

    Was it this:

    http://www.reddit.com/r/aww

    Fantastic!

    No rehab, I wish it was fat camp, but it was two weeks with my mother, a day home, then two weeks with my husband and eldest daughter just having a great time.

    Thank you.

  225. Well yeah, I think I do have more gray in my beard.

    HA!

    *lowers & shakes head*

  226. Sean, are you quitting drinking because you were drinking too much or just to shave off the calories?

    And in fact, it was a rotten day to quit drinking, I thought you were joking but see that you were as serious as a heart attack.

  227. Email Sean. TYIA.

  228. Ah, maybe the drinking too much is too personal….although don’t we all drink too much………for an Amish person!

  229. The board decided it might not be best if I had Cory for 2 weeks to evaluate her in a home environment. While I wanted to help it was decided that a direct foster adoption would be best.

    I am getting Bella tomorrow. Pure breed 5 yo female owner surrender. They lost the house and apartment will not take large dogs

  230. Chris P., all peppers are green peppers, and can be picked green any time for sale. It takes them a LOT longer on the plant to ripen/color up to yellow, orange, or red. Time = money.

    Cyn: *wink, double-finger-guns, crotch rub*

    MCPO, look above for free-form recipe. It’s different every time depending on what’s available. The chorizo scents everything. Homemade smoked is especially nice, if you can get it!

  231. I have no idea what I’m having for dinner yet.

  232. Yo Mare! S’happenin’?

    http://fwd4.me/0AIy

  233. LauraW – Thank you.

  234. I look pretty cool there. Low tech, high speed.

  235. No, mare, I was drinking too much.

    I know it seemed like my persona was that of a hard-partying Val-U-Rite swilling guy around here, but it really wasn’t much of a joke.

    I don’t want to make too much of this, and I’m not fishing for sympathy, but I have a problem with booze, and I’d rather live past 40.

  236. *pats head and rubs belly, then switches em and rubs head, pats belly. Stands on one foot, does a double side nose rub then waves one finger in the air*

    fuck, I think I just called in an airstrike.

    RUN! RUUUUUUN!!

  237. That was it Mare.

  238. *wink, double-finger-guns, crotch rub*
    Wink= I am fooling
    double guns = I hate you
    rubs crotch= gawd you turn me on

  239. What the???????

  240. but I have a problem with booze, and I’d rather live past 40.

    That’s cool. I have a problem with my exercise/beer ratio, so I’ve decided to cut back a bit on the beer.

    Seems like there’s another part of the equation I should do something about, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

  241. *does macarena*

    *flashes double devil horns!!*

  242. Winger. Winger. This is Death Angle 2. We have confirmation of an Alpha Strike headed towards the Hostages. Request triple A and flares.

  243. My booze to exercise ratio has one of these in it I’m sure.

    http://tinyurl.com/3hvgdy2

  244. http://yfrog.com/z/kfbw0uctj

  245. Mare?
    http://tinyurl.com/3bwky79

  246. OK NOBODY SET OFF A FLARE

  247. Cyn’s first party: http://fwd4.me/0AIz

  248. I have a problem with booze, and I’d rather live past 40.

    Pizza and I had a similar relationshit. We broke up, my choice. It’s okay if you still make a bootycall in a few months, every now and then, just as long as you’re sure it’s over. After the last couple of times, I felt so awful afterward that I don’t know if I’ll do it again.

  249. It’s okay if you still make a bootycall in a few months, every now and then, just as long as you’re sure it’s over.

    I dunno, leon. I tried that route before and it led me back here.

  250. So, Sean. . . how you feeling?

    http://fwd4.me/0AJ1

  251. My booze to exercise ratio has one of these in it I’m sure.

    Divided by 0, eh?

  252. I dunno, leon. I tried that route before and it led me back here.

    I hear that. Some things you just gotta break off clean. Total abstention is a better test and builder of a man’s character, anyhow.

  253. *flashes double devil horns!!*

    *slides into Top Shelf and orders a Chimi con queso*

    *returns double devil horns sign to Cyn*

    True story: just reconnected with an old Army buddy. Have not seen him since I was in language school in California. Turns out he lived a couple blocks away from me when I lived in Chandler in the late 70s early 80s. Small world!

  254. Hi Brew!
    How is Buddy?

    Wait! Hows fishing?

  255. Cyn’s first party

    I was a pretty little helper girl, wasn’t I !

  256. sean, the wisdom I’ve garnered living on this planet for 57 years tells me you should seek like minded people who can help you. I have more than a few friends who will tell you going to meetings saved their lives. I will be praying for you.

  257. For Sean, no one else click http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOuW9odA9hA

  258. hi vmax! Buddy is great. We’ve gotten past the chewing stage. Fishing sucks mostly because I’ve only gotten out twice this year.

  259. LauraW,
    Yeah, I know that they are all green peppers. I tried to grow a bunch this year, but the deer had other ideas.
    When we put the ‘garden’ to bed this year, I’m thinking about some 10′ treated 4x4s and some fencing for next year.
    We can leave the potato, squash, cukes, & onion plants outside. Everything else will be inside the fence.
    Bastards!
    I should just get a job, buy a freezer, and “harvest” the damn deer!

  260. I warned you about TD 10. It is now the K storm
    Florida and Georgia are safe
    http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at2.shtml?5-daynl?large

  261. Turns out he lived a couple blocks away from me when I lived in Chandler in the late 70s early 80s. Small world!

    Wow. Pretty incredible, Brew.

  262. ChrisP, another thing. Bell peppers are annual flowering plants like a lot of other garden plants.

    If you let them mature their seed pods instead of deadheading them (by picking the peppers while green and immature), they become less productive. They will tax themselves trying to produce viable seed, and radically slow or stop flowering or producing new peppers. Ripening peppers takes a long while and is exhausting to the plants.

    In the meantime, you could have picked a metric buttload of green peppers and the plants would still pump out more because they haven’t made any good seed yet.

    Also, all the while these ripening peppers sit in the field just coloring up, they are exposed longer to the various blights, weather damage, and insect problems, reducing yields of ‘finished’ peppers further.

    So the farmer will always have a lot more green peppers than ripe ones, therefore the price difference.

    Dear Sweet Fancy Jesus, I am a bore.

  263. 2x by Aug 30????!!!!!! Brew?

    Meh I have not made it out to the grouper grounds this year, you win!

    I have dredged the grass flats and 500 shrimp were obtained each time.

  264. I have more than a few friends who will tell you going to meetings saved their lives. I will be praying for you.

    Thank you. I think I’ll be attending my first tomorrow evening.

  265. well, no, that’s… it’s interesting.

  266. I meant the peppers.

    All seriousness aside Sean, best wishes to you.

  267. Both good ideas, ChrisP.

    Large freezers are pretty cheap these days, I’m just sayin’.

    ;)

    You could probably score one on Craigslist, come to think on it.

  268. I still have not found a 72″ dining table. I’m starting to panic. . . where do I seat 10 people for Thanksgiving?!

  269. I need to get a big freezer. House hasn’t sold, so I’m still sans crossbow, but I might have to just bite the bullet and buy both so I’m ready for deer season.

  270. LauraW,
    You are not a bore. If’n Id’a knowed half of what you do about plants, I’d have been a lot more productive, with a lot less work.
    Too soon old, too late smart…
    Thanx.

  271. Comment by scott on August 30, 2011 9:01 pm

    Mare don’t think the ignored email makes me think less of you.
    It doesn’t.

    You know Mare’s a whore.

  272. Sean, you are added to the knee mail list as well.

    So crowded, so many Hostages in need…

  273. Nighty night. Wakey wakey to occur in about 9 hours.

  274. If only I had deadheaded my water lilies.

    If. Only.

    Flowers cower against my power.

  275. Leon,
    Years ago, a bunch from work (when I had work), went an hour south to Vale for the opening of deer season. We walked the woods (as opposed to road-hunting) all day. Came home empty handed. When we dropped Max off at his house, his wife had a deer hanging from the deck roof. She was just sitting in the recliner with the slider open and the rifle next to the chair. When the buck wandered into her garden, she dropped him.
    Sometimes it just don’t pay to make the effort…
    Nice deer though.

  276. Hostages Venison BBQ at Leon’s next Spring.

    *orders engraved napkins and sets the date*

  277. ChrisP, I have my own woods. I haven’t tested yet, but I suspect my wireless signal will reach where I’m planning to set up the blind.

    I may liveblog deer hunting.

  278. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL5FjvH3AJc

    WOO WOO WOO WOOO WOO WO WOO WOO WOOOOO

  279. This poat looks familiar, except it’s squashed.

  280. Now we know where wiserbud has been

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44333581/ns/us_news-weird_news/

  281. XBrad, just skip all the recipe advice. Take mom out to the curb and leave her next to the recycle bin.

  282. Hah! Michigan Winter Deer hunting liveblog.

    04:40 its cold as fuck here

  283. Now we know where wiserbud has been

    Here, honey. Hold my raccoon and watch this…..

  284. Are you not entertained?!

    http://fwd4.me/0AJ8

  285. Any recipe with sausage and chicken is a sure win.

    Also, try andouille sausage. It’s got kick!

  286. *orders engraved napkins and sets the date*

    Ooo I love parties.

    *sends email to Laura asking what color taffeta gown she’ll be wearing*

  287. Looks like Martian soil might support life. But I hope to God we never find any.

    Even one microbe, and they won’t let me do the fun kind of terraforming where we thicken the atmosphere and add a bunch of water by hitting Mars with a bunch of icy meteors and asteroids big enough to kill anything on the surface when they strike. I better just get started with those now and say I’m sorry afterward.

  288. Michigan Winter Deer hunting liveblog.

    05:10 I can’t feel my toes anymore…..

  289. I better just get started with those now and say I’m sorry afterward.

    Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

  290. 05:55 If that fat bastard rolls up on one cheek one more time and says “oh yeah” there’s gonna be trouble.

  291. Michigan Winter Deer hunting liveblog.

    06:09 I shot a deer and now I guess I gotta field dress it
    07:50 OMG the entrails were so warm I just laid right down on them, so warm and nice

  292. Wiser – Wouldn’t that be “mars-shattering”?

  293. 06:05 Was that a deer? Or did I just nod off?

  294. Well, a Mars-shattering kaboom, anyhow.

  295. Wiser – Wouldn’t that be “mars-shattering”?

    What’s with this new “accuracy in all comments” thing that seems t have infected the blogosphere?

  296. SeanM. You’re on my heart. My older brother spent his twenties and early thirties drinking himself to death. He started out each morning with Lone Star long necks along with his eggs for breakfast and ended each evening with a quart of vodka. I’d already started preparing myself emotionally to lose him. It wasn’t pretty. My parents finally talked him into a six week rehab stay and he’s been dry ever since. He’s one of the undeserved blessings in my life these days. Hang tough, bro. And toss out the toad while you’re at it.

  297. 08:10 fucked the shit out of that deer
    08:12 just kidding, oh my god did not mean to type that

  298. Mars has it coming. Sitting there, and cute and red and shiny.

    It’s just begging for it.

  299. 06:25 The next time Bill suggests going deer hunting, I’m just gonna shoot him instead. stupid fucker.

  300. Laura – You are a hoot! You always make me laugh.

  301. I think it’s bedtime, my evening sweats have started.

  302. 07:15. Note to self: gasoline is an inappropriate accelerant for starting a wood stove.

  303. It’s 62 degrees on my patio. . . just sayin’

  304. 07:55 cvant fgeel figingerst anmymotre

  305. At 7:00 pm it was still 106 here and the wind was blowing out of the east at about 25 mph. It sucked. At 9:30 it’s all the way down to 98 and the wind has died down. It’s downright fucking comfortable.

  306. Mars has it coming. Sitting there, and cute and red and shiny.

    It’s just begging for it.

    heh heh heh. I first read that as “Mare has it coming…”

  307. Sean, hang in there, I’ve given up sugar…..wine could be next on the list.

    *cuts self

  308. 07:15. Note to self: gasoline is an inappropriate accelerant for starting a wood stove.

    07:25 on the other hand, gasoline doesn’t really taste that bad after the first sip and it’s giving me a pretty decent buzz…..

  309. PG – Will you feel bad for me when I’m up to my ass in snow?

  310. yeah, best of luck, Shawn! We’re all rooting for you, buddy!

  311. http://fwd4.me/0AJ8

  312. Laura, thanks for the info on peppers – I learn something new every day!

    Sean, prayers and hugs being sent your way; if you need anything, please let us know.

  313. “Mare has it coming…”

    HA! COME ON!

  314. 12:50 saw my first deer of the day. 8 pointer. Hands were too cold to hold the rifle. FML

  315. Mcpo, no.

  316. Sean – Seriously, hang in there brother, I’m rooting for you.

  317. 12:50 saw my first deer of the day. 8 pointer. Hands were too cold to hold the rifle. FML

    hahahahahaha

  318. Rebecca is fascinated with the “Sleep Number” beds in our hotel room – once she figured out how they worked, she decided to push the buttons on the controls to try and get her sister’s boobs and butt to get bigger/smaller.

    (And people think kids with DS aren’t very bright….)

  319. by the way, I know you all have been wondering…

    my toe still hurts.

    Thank you all for your concern.

  320. http://fwd4.me/0AJC

  321. *kicks back with peppermint schnapps coco, warm slippers, sitting by a fireplace, in a big fuzzy robe, watching liveblogging of hunting; giggles all warm and cozy*

  322. 13:01 been drinking schnapps to stay warm
    13:08 have you guys ever noticed horses?
    13:18 i mean, horses are teh sexxsy
    13:19 hold on, txt msg from wife
    13:20 gotta go bbl

  323. http://fwd4.me/0AJC

    I’LL HAVE A NEW YORK STRIP WITH A BAKED POTATO WITH SOUR CREAM AND A SIDE OF BROCCOLI!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

  324. Cyn – I would be warm and cozy in front of the fire too, but Andy won’t hook up a generator to my fireplace fan. You know we always lose electricity after an ice storm!

  325. Wiser – Heh!

  326. HA! That Andy’s a bastage that he hasn’t done that for you yet.

  327. 13:35 tried to stand up. frozen to ground for some reason.

    13:36 just realized I pissed myself about an hour ago. remember feeling warm for a few seconds. Thought I was dreaming.

  328. 14:05 Just remembered….. I fucking hate the taste of deer.

  329. Sean, I have a brother a lot like PD’s…minus the life saving rehab.

    I really want you to be able to do what’s best. Seriously.

    You may not be at a scary stage but you’re smart enough to know what’s coming.

  330. New York Strip does sound good.

    *sets down coco, reaches mightily, picks up phone receiver and calls room service*

  331. 15:40 sun starting to go down. wonder where my buddies are? fuckers probably left me here to die. I fucking hate those bastards.

  332. Wiser’s Toe………

    Hostages, just when you think things are really bad, think about Wiser’s toe.

  333. I fucking hate the taste of deer.

    Bwahahaha!

  334. Al Gore, I know you think denying Global Warming is like being racist (like your dad) and ruining the planet but I want you to consider Wiser’s toe.

  335. 16:25 see something moving. fuck if I’m going home empty handed. I’m fucking shooting whatever comes out of that bush.

    16:27 OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!! I shot Bill.

    16:32 Ummmm, I didn’t shoot Bill. That was a joke. In fact I haven’t seen Bill all day. Heading home now. Hope Bill had fun bowling with his son today. Bill, what do you say we get a beer sometime? Sounds good Bill?

  336. Obama, I know your handicap sucks and the fate of the nation is interfering with your golf game, but I’d like you to step back and consider Wiser’s toe.

  337. by the way, I know you all have been wondering… my toe still hurts.

    Your toe hurts? Wow. I totally missed that. I should have expressed my heartfelt sympathy in a timely manner and offered my prayers for your affliction. You can’t imagine the remorse I feel about this.

    *thinks it over*

    I’m feeling even more remorse right now.

  338. *googles for patron saint of toes to pray for Wiserbud*

  339. yannow, I don’t think you all fully appreciate just how much pain I’m in.

    it hurts. a lot. a whole lot.

    I totally missed that.

    Injured as a result of Hurricane Irene. I’m waiting for my FEMA money even as we speak.

    cha-CHING!!

  340. *googles for patron saint of toes to pray for Wiserbud*

    I believe that would be Saint Piggie

  341. Hey, you douche tools, I’m going to bed.

    Although you are heartless, selfish bastards for not considering Wisers’ toe…I still love you guys.

    SWEET DREAMS!

  342. Busted toes are really painful. Everyone laughs at them but they throb like a mofo.

  343. thanks for caring, mare. You are not the whore they say you are.

  344. Busted toes are really painful. Everyone laughs at them but they throb like a mofo.

    yup.

    Every misstep a new experience in pain.

  345. You are not the whore they say you are.

    Says YOU!

  346. Nighty night Mare

  347. yannow, I don’t think you all fully appreciate just how much pain I’m in.

    You may be right. Could you please elaborate on your pain in greater detail to help us?

    *puts popcorn bag in microwave*

  348. Says YOU!

    Look, she knows what she needs to do to keep from getting banned. At least give her credit for not being a stupid whore, huh?

  349. Could you please elaborate on your pain in greater detail to help us?

    a lot.

  350. http://fwd4.me/0AJF

  351. How’s that pacemaker battery working out, wiser?

  352. a lot.

    *checks calendar, sees it’s my week to kiss wiser’s ass; sighs*

    ZOMG11TY!!! Is it the right foot or the left? Have you lost the nail yet? Is it black and blue with those cool shades of green and yellow? Please: Go on!!! Can I get you anything?! Pray tell.

  353. How’s that pacemaker battery working out, wiser?

    actually, it turns out the microwave trick worked. The battery was a alittle hot when i installed it and it leaked some, but at least it stopped making noise.

    I hope the burning in my fingers stops soon though. And the smoke did smell a bit, but I don’t think it was toxic.

  354. I hope the burning in my fingers stops soon though. And the smoke did smell a bit, but I don’t think it was toxic.

    I wouldn’t sweat it. The hair falling out saves on those pesky haircuts, and soon you won’t worry about it burning when you pee because your eyes won’t work right anymore.

  355. I clicked on your link MCPO at youtube and where they have ads over to the right…there’s a blonde chick asking me if I want a girl friend. Looks similar to a facebook gig.

  356. ZOMG11TY!!! Is it the right foot or the left? Have you lost the nail yet? Is it black and blue with those cool shades of green and yellow? Please: Go on!!! Can I get you anything?! Pray tell.

    Now that’s how it’s done.

    Now that you mention it, a martini would be nice. dirty, please.

  357. *wonders how many hostages are re-clicking MCPO’s link right now*

  358. Martini coming right up!!! How about a foot massage too, except on your owie toe of course.

  359. and soon you won’t worry about it burning when you pee because your eyes won’t work right anymore.

    sweet. Does this mean I can apply for disability and get on that sweet, sweet government gravy train??

    F YOU, LOSERS!!!! I’M NOW SET FOR LIFE AND ALL IT TOOK WAS LOSING NYV WYWSITB$&jkLl

    JSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJ!!!!!!!!!!

  360. How about a foot massage too,

    A foot massage? My, that sounds rather nice too. Thanks…….

    *closes eyes and thinks of baseball and garbage trucks….

  361. there’s a blonde chick asking me if I want a girl friend.

    Well? Do you?

  362. Cyn – Thanks for noticing that I have been posting links of half-nekked mens for you all evening.

  363. So, now I gotta drink Sean’s share of the booze?

    Well…. OK.

  364. I want Cyn to want a girlfriend.

    You know, because I want her to be happy n stuff.

  365. Oh I noticed them; I noticed them real good. I just didn’t want you to think that I wasn’t a giver and always looking out for my boys too.

  366. You are so very sweet to want that for me BiW!

  367. Airdale ♥ Cyn!

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  368. Good night all.

    I have to go try to lower the numbers.

  369. Sweet Dreams BiW. Make lots of Z’s.

  370. 12 Hearts.
    I got 12 + 1 Hearts!!

    Cyn ♥ Airdale!!!!!!!!!!!!

  371. *breaks out diary and begins making doodles and then writes Mrs. Airdale 12 times*

  372. HAHAHAHAHA!

    *blushes furiously*

  373. Relax. . . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bS-SnowDEo

  374. *goes online and begins ordering every bridal magazine published; asks Laura where she got her hunting party napkins engraved*

  375. Nice tune… started out kinda porno-y though, but still good!

  376. OMGOMGOMGOMG ANOTHER HOSTAGE WEDDING!!!!!!

  377. *burns all identification and changes name to Ramon Navarro*

  378. Who’s turn is it to make me some brownies?

  379. *begins tracking MCPO with GPS implant*

  380. Who’s turn is it to make me some brownies?

    I think it’s my turn.

    Gimme a minute. I’ll have them for you in just a sec.

    *grabs magazine and heads to…… “kitchen”

  381. Ramon Navarro, the world’s tallest Mexican.

  382. Jammies on and boys tucked into beds, so I’m off too.

    Sweet Dreams to all!

  383. http://fwd4.me/0AJG

  384. Fine. Just leave me here with Wiser…

  385. Fine. Just leave me here with Wiser…

    ok

    fin

  386. Ok, just finished the worst experience of my life.

    PTSA meeting

  387. Comment by wiserbud on August 30, 2011 11:50 pm
    Ramon Navarro, the world’s tallest Mexican.

    My dad was named after Ramon Navarro. I was named after my dad.

  388. How did PJD think the interview went?

    *fingers crossed

  389. **scratches TGSG off Xmas card list**

  390. PJM – Why? Was there chicken crap in your hair?

  391. Oh, we’re gonna get rid of the snow cone machine that we have at snack shack ONCE a week because we want to be healthier.

    What are we going to serve instead? Go-Gurt. 10 grams of sugar in 2.25 oz.

    Fucking idiots.

  392. I’ve been to a couple of those Peej when the kids were young. Not a lot of fun for me either.

  393. awwwwww, you’re sweet lipstick.

    *ignores mcpo ;)

    They’ll let him know in 2-3 weeks. If he doesn’t get a rejection letter and doesn’t get hired, then he’s elligible for other positions that come up. It’s much like a cattle call.

  394. I like Greek Yogurt, but not as much as pudding.

  395. If they want to focus on the kids being healthier, try focusing on what we serve them every fucking day for lunch, not something that’s a treat, that my kids look forward to once a week.

    honest to God, we serve them Frito haystacks for lunch. they look like this but with refried beans and no sour cream.

    and they get sweet cereal with chocolate milk and a “healthy” pop tart for breakfast

    i had it out with some fucking hippy chick Guess I’m supposed to keep my mouth shut.

  396. wait. I was on a “list”?

  397. Thanks from the kind words from everyone up the thread. This isn’t gonna be easy because I’ve been doing this for a looooooong time, but I need to try my hardest to make it work.

  398. Hang in there, Sean.

    Oh, and can you be the designated driver for me and Andy New Years?

  399. Not Greek yogurt. Go-Gurt.

    These are the flavors you get with that “healthy” go-gurt

    Cool Cotton Candy/Burstin’ Melon Berry
    Strawberry Splash/Berry Blue Blast
    Rad Raspberry/Paradise Punch
    Strawberry Banana Burst/Watermelon Meltdown
    Strawberry Kiwi-Kick/Chill-Out Cherry
    Ro-Gurt Special Edition Shaggy’s Like Cool Punch & Rawberry
    SpongeBob Special Edition Strawberry Riptide & Bikini Bottom Berry
    Banana Split/Strawberry Milkshake
    Cool Cotton Candy/Burstin’ Melon Berry
    Rad Raspberry/Paradise Punch
    Strawberry Banana Burst/Watermelon Meltdown
    Ro-Gurt Special Edition Shaggy’s Like Cool Punch & Rawberry

    Don’t those sound oh so much healthier than a fucking snowcone?

    COMMIE BASTARDS!!!!

  400. Sean, my brother quit cold turkey in his 30′s. If he can do it you can too.

  401. TGSG, yeah, I’ve got a list.

    Not like I was gonna send any Xmas cards.

    But I’ve got a list!

  402. Thanks from the kind words from everyone up the thread. This isn’t gonna be easy because I’ve been doing this for a looooooong time, but I need to try my hardest to make it work.

    What? You’re going to stop going frequenting men’s restrooms for quickie sex?

  403. “yawn” gnight

  404. apparently, you guys are not fully appreciating my outrage.

  405. I guess maybe they’re thinking is that there’s at least some protein and calcium in the yogurt.

  406. Oh, and THOSE BASTARDS!!!

  407. Your outrage is outrageous! Now, you need to nurture it into righteous indignation!

  408. Think of all the whales that were murdered to make that crap?!!

  409. I guess maybe they’re thinking is that there’s at least some protein and calcium in the yogurt.

    good gawd man
    *takes sean by the shoulders
    *shakes him

    Snap out of it! Do you not see? They’ve gotten to you! How could you let this hap…………..oh, nevermind. I get it. You’re getting all healthy now, so you’re in your Nazi state.

    Ok.

  410. PJ, did you threaten to hold a protest march?

    If you don’t threaten to hold a protest march, they won’t take you seriously.

    Make sure you have paper mache heads and that goofy guy on stilts, so they know you mean business.

  411. Sean – You have my permission to beat xBrad with a 14 lb neoprene hammer until your arms get tired.

  412. Now, you need to nurture it into righteous indignation!

    Do I do b-rad’s idea of a protest march before or after the righteous indignation?

  413. OK goobers. My eyelids are doing “touch and goes”. I’ll check with you cool kids tomorrow.

  414. nighty night mcpo!

  415. Silly PJM! Righteous indignation is ONLY to be used when the local TV stations are filming!

  416. Wow, they ARE serving crap at school. Pop Tarts? Really?

    They should get 2% milk, cheerios and a roll and butter or fruit. Sheesh.

  417. They should get a bowl of thin gruel and be thankful for it!

  418. They get cocoa puffs which they pour chocolate milk on. The pop tarts are “healthy” also because they’re made with cane sugar. It’s still sugar and it still makes them crash a couple hours later.

    My kids get Cheerios with no sugar or pancakes.

  419. **calls DCFS on PJ**

  420. Silly PJM! Righteous indignation is ONLY to be used when the local TV stations are filming!

    I’m writing that down. It’ll be useful at the next PTSA meeting when I clock a bitch.

  421. **eats a frosted chocolate fudge pop tart**

  422. **calls DCFS on PJ**

    would you do that for me? Oh man, you’re too sweet. I can sure use the break. I got one more week of summer left.

  423. They should get a bowl of thin gruel and be thankful for it!

    I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  424. No, PJ, I wouldn’t.

    Though you telling Maddy it was time for her daily beating was pretty funneh.

  425. oh nevermind. It’s all good now. Wimps in the lunch line have a law to protect them now.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/31/nyregion/bullying-law-puts-new-jersey-schools-on-spot.html?_r=1

    Thank goodness it doesn’t say anything about those nasty lunch ladies.

    Oh speaking of that, good news for me! I get to work in the snack bar part with some new chick. I don’t have to see or deal with those other women again.

  426. Though you telling Maddy it was time for her daily beating was pretty funneh.

    apparently it’s time for YOUR daily beating. Calling her that….that name!

  427. Oh, sorry.

    Gmaddy.

    Better?

  428. I suppose that’s better.

    sorta

  429. Dodgers just beat the Pads 8-5. Were you watching it peej?

  430. Sorry, PJ, I just can’t spell Madeleine correctly.

  431. For the record, PJ spent more time introducing me to her chickens than her childrens.

  432. If you people don’t start bringing me some funneh, I’m gonna have to watch Rizzoli & Isles…

  433. Dodgers just beat the Pads 8-5. Were you watching it peej?

    No. I cant’ see through my rage filled eyes

  434. http://twitter.com/#!/FixAaron/status/108727990137004032

  435. Sorry, PJ, I just can’t spell Madeleine correctly.

    hahaha, how did you actually manage that?

    oh and about introducing you to the chickens? well, you know. I thought you and those chicks might want to hook up later.

    No funny for you today b-rad. eddiebear just sent me over the edge. Gonna have to soak in the tub

  436. **kicks poat**

  437. OW! You missed the poat and got me instead!

  438. Sorry, buddy.

    Didn’t see you there. Any chance you’ll get some sleep tonight?

    It gets better after a couple days, trust me.

  439. Not sleepy yet, but I’ve gotmy fingers crossed.

  440. wakey wakey

  441. I don’t want to make too much of this, and I’m not fishing for sympathy, but I have a problem with booze, and I’d rather live past 40.

    It’s most excellent, then, that you’re doing something about it. We want you to live past 40 too.

  442. t’s okay if you still make a bootycall in a few months, every now and then, just as long as you’re sure it’s over.

    I dunno, leon. I tried that route before and it led me back here.

    My sil, who passed away, was an alcoholic. She would quit, and then they’d start “just drinking wine with dinner.” Before you knew it, she was polishing off the fifth of rum per night again. She never really accepted that she had a problem. She would “quit” simply because doctors would tell her she had to (because she needed a new liver.)

    Duh.

  443. Did sean fall asleep?

  444. *orders engraved napkins and sets the date*
    ——————————-
    Are these napkins stone or metal?

  445. Eggs and Bac-ey

  446. And a happy good morning to you both (and Sean unless he’s managed to sleep)!

  447. No, and my head is full of very loud white noise that I can’t get rid of. I’m starting to worry about this.

  448. Sean, did you drink enough that you are going through withdrawal? Because that’s nothing to take lightly.

  449. *worries

  450. Probably. That’s why I’m not taking it lightly.

  451. I know that hospitals often have help lines where you can call and ask them if you should come in for treatment if they think it’s necessary. I don’t know enough about this, but perhaps you should look up a phone number.

  452. I may just give that a shot.

    Anyway, I just thought I’d check in. I’m gonna give it one more shot at sleep. I’ll check back in later in the morning.

  453. Please do.

  454. Thinking good thoughts for you Sean.

  455. HHD is up.

    New Poat

  456. Withdrawal absolutely sucks. I had headaches off and on for the first week after I went strict paleo. Coffee helped. A baby aspirin once a day to reduce inflammation will help. A fair amount of the pain/fuzziness you get comes from inflammation. It’s like your body’s first response to all stress.

  457. No, and my head is full of very loud white noise that I can’t get rid of. I’m starting to worry about this.

    Try listening to ABBA.

    Our prayers are with you Sean.

  458. 06:45, next day

    Why is there a deer in my bed?


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