Best Checks Ever

Usually when I have to re-order checks, I just call the bank and re-order over the phone. My checks have always been the basic freebies.

Last week I needed to order more checks and I noticed on the form that said I was running low, there is a website where you can order checks.

Since I hate people, I thought I would check out the website. It turns out that there are a ton of free customization options of which I was previously unaware.

My new checks arrived yesterday and they are the fucking best. I dare anyone to try and get checks that are more kick ass than this:

I can’t wait to start paying bills with those bad boys.

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In preparation for the hurricane I bought pig dog a rubber pig. It seems to have worked.

You’re welcome.

*

Henry laughing at your stupid.

437 Comments

  1. Oh sure, now you can poat. Where were you Friday and Saturday?

    Hehe, good to see you again.

  2. What’s up Jaybird?

  3. Wow, I hope FEMA has enough Naive, err, Evian water for those in Irene’s path.

  4. Jay, has Ames been devastated by the hurricane yet?

  5. What am I missing here?

  6. Boy 1 is still like this, he is 15 now and still can’t stand to wear a belt, makes him nauseous. I always thought it was related to his autism.

    No belts. No pockets. No tags. Socks couldn’t have seams. It was endless.

    I figured he’d grow out of it and he mostly did.

  7. I LOL’d in my pants when I saw the weight lifting guy.

    And I don’t even know what “The Lawn Ranger” means.

  8. Oh…. these are those handy carbon copy checks. Amirite?

  9. we will be devastated by Irene later this week. I’m sure it will be as horrible for us as it was for the NE.

  10. I don’t even know what “The Lawn Ranger” means.

    If you had a lawn, you’d understand.

  11. This guy is f’ing nuts and he and his minions should be scorned upon sight:

    http://tinyurl.com/3w29qha

  12. My wife found a “The Lawn Ranger” t-shirt for my dad. When we go visit, we pull up and he is mowing. Every time.

    It’s just fitting.

  13. BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

    fucking children.

    http://tinyurl.com/3u4okzx

  14. Congrats on your run yesterday, Car in. Was it as fun as you hoped?

  15. Is tha Kerry Marie in the upper lefthand corner? Or her lunch?

  16. Rosetta, I really like those checks; whoever receives one is going to think you’re the world’s biggest jackass, which is pretty damn funny.

  17. Oh…. these are those handy carbon copy checks. Amirite?

    Correct.

    When I got my first checkbook when I was 12, I meticulously kept up the check register to the penny.

    After a couple of months my register didn’t match the bank statement so I fucking set it on fire and I’ve haven’t recorded a transaction since.

    So I kinda have to have the carbon copy thing.

  18. Why don’t you people quit farting around on AlGore’s Internet and come fix my ‘lectricity? Slackers.

  19. HotSpur, where are you getting Cowboys and Aliens? The Mrs. hasn’t found a good copy.

    We are watching Battle: Los Angeles right now.

  20. Rosetta, I really like those checks; whoever receives one is going to think you’re the world’s biggest jackass, which is pretty damn funny.

    Thanks beautiful woman. Whoever opens up an envelope and sees that is going to think, “this person must smoke a lot of crack”.

  21. Why don’t you people quit farting around on AlGore’s Internet and come fix my ‘lectricity? Slackers.

    What, and listen to you whine about not being able to use your generator? Fat chance of that.

  22. Is tha Kerry Marie in the upper lefthand corner? Or her lunch?

    I will not dignify that with a response you son of a bitch.

  23. I think Scottw is powerless, so if I may…

    *clears throat*

    Mare!

    http://tinyurl.com/3aq9847

  24. Andy, is your house plugged in? Try plugging it in.

  25. After a couple of months my register didn’t match the bank statement so I fucking set it on fire and I’ve haven’t recorded a transaction since.

    I can’t tell you how happy I am to read that……

  26. So while my niece was trying to hunt dwn some matches today to light the gas cooktop, I settled on an alternate plan in case she couldn’t find them.

    Of course we went with the alternate plan anyhow. 9-volt battery + steel wool + paper towel = FIRE!!11!

  27. Those checks are, what’s the word I’m lookin for here.. oh, Flaming Gay.. yes, that’s it.

    I don’t use checks anymore. I use rocks and pieces of cardboard.

  28. From mare’s link:

    “I see that motivation is occupation and those who hate us and would like to kill us, they are motivated by our invasion of their land, the support of their dictators that they hate.”

    He knows that isreal is a democracy, right?

  29. I’m going to see if I can use this as the watermark on my next box of checks.

    http://tinyurl.com/nonbbx

  30. “After a couple of months my register didn’t match the bank statement so I fucking set it on fire and I’ve haven’t recorded a transaction since.”

    HAHAHAHA…I did the exact same thing.

    Mare home theater:

    Mare: Mr. Mare did you put money into our account?

    Mr. Mare: Yes, why?

    Mare: Because I have no idea how much is in there and I need to stock up on wine.

    Mr. Mare: You know you can go online, even use your phone, to get the balance?

    Mare: Who are you, Hitler? Are you trying to make my life a living hell?

    Mr. Mare: I’ll be right back, I’m heading to the store for wine.

    Fin

  31. Of course we went with the alternate plan anyhow. 9-volt battery + steel wool + paper towel = FIRE!!11!

    Seems that teaching kids that one is a good way to end up with a pile of charcoal the size of a house.

  32. I can’t tell you how happy I am to read that……

    Hahahaha.

  33. Thanks, Pup!

  34. You people are so loud I couldn’t nap

  35. No way, Jay.

    The pile of charcoal would be much, much smaller than the house.

  36. You people are so loud I couldn’t nap

    I told Mare to shut up but she didn’t listen.

    Watermark on Mare’s checks:

    http://tinyurl.com/4yq5nog

  37. Im pretty sure that the best fucking comment I ever made just ended up in the spam box. I blame Ron Paul. Brb.

  38. Now what should we talk about?

  39. I would LOVE checks with that watermark, however, I never write checks. Well, just to Garcia’s Landscaping but I don’t think he’d get the joke.

  40. Fuck me running backwards. I’m the new vmax. I blame iPhone.

  41. so, the same guy who was busting my balls earlier about not having internet capabilities on my phone still writes out checks??

    *cough*

    on-line banking

    *cough*

    debit card

    hell, even when I have no choice but to send a check, I record it in Quicken and then print it out.

    Checks? how quaint.

    Honestly, I cannot remember the last time I wrote a check.

  42. HotSpur, where are you getting Cowboys and Aliens? The Mrs. hasn’t found a good copy.

    >_>
    <_<

  43. You people are so loud I couldn’t nap

    *click
    *click

  44. This is an excellent example of the media’s severe retardation:

    http://tinyurl.com/arqxh

    Fucking idiots.

    Alternative headline:

    ASTEROID DOESN’T SLAM INTO EARTH, NO ONE FUCKING OBLITERATED TO DUST

  45. I think this about covers it:

    http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/5minute_arguments/the_debt_issue_made_simpl.php

  46. I use rocks and pieces of cardboard.

    I only use rocks when I am submitting my taxes.

    I tie my return to the rocks and throw it through the windows at the IRS building, one page at a time.

  47. There are still a couple of bills I pay by check plus the occasional charitable contribution.

    And some hookers don’t accept cash.

  48. Ooops. Link in my retarded media comment fixt.

  49. You all do know why this hurricane was not as devastating as originally forecast, right?

    http://tinyurl.com/3vuz4mn

  50. Garcia’s Landscaping
    —————————-
    Affirmative action requires that you hire Asian landscapers.

  51. Affirmative action requires that you hire Asian landscapers.

    You don’t know that Garcia isn’t Asian.

    Fucking racist.

  52. Ooops. Link in my retarded media comment fixt.

    Oh yeah… Huffpo link.

    Much better.

  53. Awesome backpack, Rosetta!

    http://is.gd/gLWbNG

  54. I think the Gov is going to close the state tomorrow. With no traffic lights its like Mad Max out there.

  55. *stabs Rosetta with a spork for linking huffcumsoakedfacewhore

  56. Okay, I take back everything I’ve said so far about Irene being an epic fail of a hurricane.

    I just lost internet access for nearly 2 minutes! 2 MINUTES, PEOPLE!!!!!

    I’ll probably survive this, but I don’t think I will ever be the same again.

  57. I think the Gov is going to close the state tomorrow. With no traffic lights its like Mad Max out there.

    insanity

  58. No beer and no TV makes Scott something something.

  59. …I don’t think I will ever be the same again.

    Well that’s a positive.

  60. Hey, I still don’t have Internet access.

    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU IRENE!

  61. Mad phat photoshop skillz.

    http://tinyurl.com/3c49kpq

  62. Fuck

  63. Well hello there booze.

  64. scott, please give us an update.

    Are you in the basement or on the roof?

  65. What drink should I have Mrs MJ make me?

    A) Margarita
    B) Martini
    C) Bloody Mary

  66. What drink should I have Mrs MJ make me?

    A) Margarita
    B) Martini
    C) Bloody Mary

    Margarita. It’s too late for a bloody and too early for a martini.

    Duh.

  67. Molotav Cocktail

  68. Molotav Cocktail

    Hahahahahahahahahaha.

    I’ll go with that one.

  69. No beer and no TV makes Scott something something.

    HAHAHAHA!!!!

    Is there no situation for which one cannot find an appropriate Simpsons quote?

  70. *Slurp

    *Boom!

    Assholes.

  71. If you are in an idling car, in your own driveway and drunk, can you get in trouble?

  72. Mad phat photoshop skillz.

    That’s a photoshop?

    Srsly?

    It’s so amazingly true to life….

  73. If you are in an idling car, in your own driveway and drunk, can you get in trouble?

    Depends. Are you in the front seat or the back?

  74. As long as the key is in the ignition, yes.

  75. Hey, I still don’t have Internet access.

    o_O

    I don’t get how you got hit worse than I did, considering the storm passed west of me.

  76. Maybe scott’s in the trunk.

    Laura was mad at him earlier.

  77. scott, get out of the car.

    THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE CAR!!!!

  78. Cape Cod is dark. No rain just wind.

  79. Cop: Are you okay to drive?

    Scott: Sure thing, giant beer!

  80. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Hit yourself in the dick with a hammer so it doesn’t hurt as much when a flying shard of glass cuts it off.

  81. Scott: Sure thing, giant beer!

    Hahahahahaha.

  82. A good joke thread topic would be Worst Joke Thread Topics.

  83. Best hurricane Irene advice: beat your kids so they really have something to cry about.

  84. A good joke thread topic would be Worst Joke Thread Topics.

    We can do that.

    Hold on a second and let me get xbrad on this. I guarantee he’ll have a couple of dozen winners….

  85. Best hurricane Irene advice: beat your someone else’s kids so they really have something to cry about.

    There you go.

  86. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    sell all your shit and buy 80 gajillion gallons of water.

  87. Hahaha

    PG is in moderation. Leave him there.

  88. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Quit your job so you don’t get fired for not showing up.

  89. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Watch Fox News.

  90. I hear that about half our town is without power.

    Think I’ll call 911 and ask them if it’s plugged in.

  91. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Go ahead and fuck your chicken. You know you’ve thought about it.

  92. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Go to Andy’s house.

  93. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 28, 2011 2:51 pm
    Congrats on your run yesterday, Car in. Was it as fun as you hoped?

    Yes. It was lots fun.

  94. Oh, hell. We’re fine here.

    Until I need gas, anyway.

  95. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    park all your cars safely under trees. Store all of your valuables, including any jewelry and gold in the passenger seat.

  96. Think I’ll call 911 and ask them if it’s plugged in.

    Hahahahaha.

    Tell them that you can’t get no Chicken McNuggets because the fryer ain’t working no more.

  97. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Move paint cans while wearing sandals.

  98. Tell them that you can’t get no Chicken McNuggets because the fryer ain’t working no more.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

    And I wants my fucking BBQ sauce! What you mean, you ain’t gots no more BBQ sauce??!?!?

  99. I have gas.

    *lifts leg

    *farts toward east coast

  100. Fill your bathtub up with coffee.

  101. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Buy glass house, have hemophilia

  102. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Charge the batteries in your vibrators.

  103. And I wants my fucking BBQ sauce! What you mean, you ain’t gots no more BBQ sauce??!?!?

    Hahahahahaha.

    OH NO YOU DINNINT!!

  104. Rosetta, I get the feeling we’re almost neighbors. Brentwood mean anything to you? City of overpaid firemen & crooked administrators?

  105. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    make sure you have enough paper to print out all the updates on the hurricane tracking sites in case the power goes out.

  106. Rosetta, I get the feeling we’re almost neighbors. Brentwood mean anything to you? City of overpaid firemen & crooked administrators?

    Brentwood is 7 minutes from my house!

    Also, where the hell have you been?

    Sabbatical?

  107. And I take it by your presence that baby boy is feeling well.
    That’s effin great.

  108. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Call all of your friends and tell them what you really think about them, in case you die.

  109. Prison again.

  110. And I take it by your presence that baby boy is feeling well.
    That’s effin great.

    Thanks amigo. He’s as good as new.

    Prison again.

    Stupid laws.

  111. Really. Like it’s anyone else’s business what I do with my telescope, jumper cables & crisco.

  112. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    buy bread.

  113. Rosetta I am studying foods and their healing powers etc and it says that black and bing cherries help stave off Goutsie

  114. anyone know how many buildings collapsed in NYC thanks to Hurricane Irene?

  115. Come on Tigers, don’t make me come through the screen and whip you with Rosetta’s flaccid cock.

  116. rickinstl, I need your email for future St Louis meat-ups if you would be inclined to attend.

    Send me a note at 88rosetta88 AT gmail DOT com if’n you want.

    I don’t want you missing out on future fun.

  117. anyone know how many buildings collapsed in NYC thanks to Hurricane Irene?

    Maybe we should ask Rosie O’Donnell. She’ll get to the bottom of it.

  118. Maybe we should ask Rosie O’Donnell. She’ll get to the bottom of it.

    Water don’t make steel wet!!

  119. Rosetta I am studying foods and their healing powers etc and it says that black and bing cherries help stave off Goutsie

    Correctamundo! I now keep a constant supply of black cherry juice (RACIST!) which I occasionally mix with vodka and I eat a bowl of cherries a couple of time a week.

    I spit the pits at Floyd.

  120. WATER CAN’T MELT STEEL!!

  121. Maybe we should ask Rosie O’Donnell. She’ll get to the bottom of it.
    ——————————-
    Is there birthday cake, pork ribs, and vagina at the bottom of it?

  122. Rick, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass?

  123. Great photoshop rosie. heh.

  124. Done. Can I bring the jumper cables?

  125. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Buy a bread maker, wear it as a hat

  126. Just the o…Hey, who the hell have you been talking to?

  127. Great photoshop rosie. heh.

    Thanks. That took almost three whole minutes.

    Is Hurricane Irene totally kicking your ass right now?

  128. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Put potatoes on dining table. Hang dining room drapes.

  129. Oh good! You know already, Great job smarteh!

  130. Is Hurricane Irene totally kicking your ass right now?

    Oh yeah, Vegas is cowering in fear and some old lady’s walker slipped in a puddle. It’s 99 and partly cloudy. Hubby is out getting me a personal pan pizza — pray for his safe return!

  131. Uh oh!
    Beer Run!

  132. Oh good! You know already, Great job smarteh!

    This is what happens:

    5:03pm – El Goutcho makes your foot feel like it’s getting smashed with red-hot spiked sledge hammers

    6:17pm – Finish reading every article on TittyWeb Jenkins about El Goutcho

  133. Somebody oughta move Irene about 1500 miles west.

    We’d appreciate her a lot. Not like you selfish bitches.

  134. Oh yeah, Vegas is cowering in fear and some old lady’s walker slipped in a puddle. It’s 99 and partly cloudy. Hubby is out getting me a personal pan pizza — pray for his safe return!

    He went out in the middle of a hurricane?

    DANGER SEEKER!!

  135. I wonder how come there’s never been a hurricane named TittyCane Jenkins.

  136. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Do the exact same thing that Wilford Brimley does for his diabeetus.

  137. Worst hurricane preparedness advice

    Your mom.

  138. sorry I was busy dunking in the pool to not die from the heats

  139. If this dump has a Hall of Fame for comments MJ’s at 4:02 should be considered.

  140. Hurricane Preparedness Advice:

    Go take all the copper wiring out of the neighbors’ A/C unit while they’re driving to Schenectady.

    Wait a second. . . I didn’t read the rules to this game.

  141. IMPORTANT LATE BREAKING HURRICANE UPDATE has been added to this post.

  142. What the carnal copulation is this excrement?

  143. SUP JEW!

    What did you do this weekend?

  144. MCPO, are you drinking a Shirley Temple?

  145. This weekend I did as little as possible. I like to think I was sheltering in place due to the threat posed by Irene.

    My crowning achievement was having a very satisfying platter of oysters at Floyd’s.

  146. My crowning achievement was having a very satisfying platter of oysters at Floyd’s.

    I wondered what happened to those.

  147. Rosetta, are you and Henry wearing matching rubber ducky skorts?

  148. I don’t think Rosetta is allowed to dress Henry.

  149. Rosetta, are you and Henry wearing matching rubber ducky skorts?

    No stupid. We’re wearing matching rubber ducky onesies, not skorts.

    He was actually wearing a rubber ducky onesie earlier before he pooped all over it.

    Are you outside my house right now?

  150. Power outage advice :
    Start drinking early. When it gets dark go to bed.
    No batteries required.

  151. I think when babies start pooping on stuff you’re supposed to park them in the sink and hose them off with the vegetable sprayer every now and again.

    I could be wrong.

  152. fuck this shit

    *gets back in the water

  153. ICE MELTING!

    Ice is such a pussy.
    How did it survive all these years?

  154. I don’t unnerstand the wall-to-wall coverage of this storm. Unless there is a new Gallup poll showing that SCFOAMF is as popular as a colon polyp.

  155. I had a polyp.

    If I could choose between the two, I’d still have it.

  156. Scott – Have you figured out how to make coffee for the next week?

  157. Hahahaha

    Sounds like Scott expects to get lucky tonight.

  158. Still have about 5 pots to heat on the grill.

  159. Can’t beat an old, aluminum percolator!

  160. Scott, IIRC, it used to be that you need to be on a public right of way to commit a DWI. Now, I think you can be convicted for “operating” a vehicle while drunk, even if it’s private property, like a shopping center parking lot or even your driveway. It would depend on the language in the particular state statute involved.

  161. And lots of food to cook.

  162. Thanks Michael. With 88% of our town out of power I think I can chance it.

  163. scott, when are you going to start the looting?

  164. Had our first poopernova this morning. Pampers are teh suxxorz.

  165. Our new next door neighbor is awesome. She helped take care of Floyd the Pig the last couple of weeks.

    She just got a job with a vodka distributor.

    How kick ass is that?

    *gets final affairs in order*

  166. Rosie, Henry seems to be adjusting well to the fact he is your son. Must be tough to digest that kind of news, even after the docs fixed his watchamacallit tubes.

  167. If you have a electric stove, your gas grill will boil water for coffee, and conveniently will hot heat the house while baking from the A/C being off.

  168. Will, say hi to Mrs Peel from me. Hope she and the little one are doing great.

  169. Is she single Rosie?

  170. Don’t chew your fingernails Will.

    – Pupster’s helpful advice for new fathers

  171. Had our first poopernova this morning.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Same here! Poopernova is right.

  172. She just got a job with a vodka distributor.

    http://fwd4.me/0A76

  173. Take your grill inside to heat your water. Plus it will heat the house.

    Winning!

  174. Is she single Rosie?

    Yes. And good looking.

    If you buy my place, you can live right next door to her!!

  175. Will – We need pictures of little Aaron! Quit being such a slouch of a dad!

  176. Hurricane Preparedness Advice:
    ———————————————-
    True story.

    Fill up bath tub with water so the toilets will work in case the power is out.

  177. >> If you buy my place, you can live right next door to her!!

    You have to give me Floyd, otherwise I have no shot.

    I’m glad your baby boy is better my friend. I didn’t have to deal with a child goin into surgery for 11 years.

    I still cried a bit. Can’t help that shit.

  178. Yo, is lauraw.

    Blessings:
    The weather is perfect for an emergency
    . Dry and pleasant with a cool breeze.
    My garden was on affected by the storm.
    We have booze food and ice and we can cook on the grill.
    Suckage: my idiot dog hurt his foot. Fortunately it does not seem to be broken.

    Going to get off now so I can call my store and see if it has power through the answering machine.

    Love you guys, talk later.

  179. Hahahaha

    Laura, you rock.

    Scott, said he was actually going for batteries.

  180. I’m glad your baby boy is better my friend. I didn’t have to deal with a child goin into surgery for 11 years.

    I still cried a bit. Can’t help that shit.

    Yeah. The next time Henry goes to the hospital had better be for a colonoscopy when he’s 50.

  181. Love the checks. Mine have rockets on them, no shit.

  182. thanks for the update Scott..I hope the pooches footie is ok.

    >> Yeah. The next time Henry goes to the hospital had better be for a colonoscopy when he’s 50.

    My friend, I’m gonna steel you for the next one.. there’s gonna be a broken bone. It won’t be anything like this pain you went through.

    When the doc set eldest kid’s wrist, and I heard that crunchy sound, I was glad I took his advice and leaned on the doorframe. Because like he thought, my knees did buckle.

    But you and he and mom will make it through all that crap. You’ll be fine.

  183. But you and he and mom will make it through all that crap. You’ll be fine.

    s’gonna kill the rest of us, however.

  184. Next time Henry goes to the hospital will be to visit Rosetta after his sex change.

  185. Next time Henry goes to the hospital will be to visit Rosetta after his sex change.

    Hostage Community Theater Presents:

    Henry Visits his Dad in Post-Op

    *knock-knock

    Rosetta: Come in.

    Henry: Dad?

    Rosetta: Not anymore, son. Not anymore.

    fin

  186. visit Rosetta after his sex change.

    Again?

  187. Next time Henry goes to the hospital will be to visit Rosetta after his latest sex change gender reassignment surgery.

    FTFY

  188. Henry: Get away from me! You’re not my real mom!

  189. Hostages: Baby pics! Baby Pics! BABY PICS!

    Me: Wait a minute you dick!

    http://criminallyweird.mee.nu/my_conspicuous_lack_of_updatage

  190. No shit, movie on AMC this afternoon was The Perfect Storm.

  191. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.spaceflightnow.com/station/exp28/110827unmannedops/

  192. Oh, and if anyone is watching Fox News, please be sure to pray for the 21 people trapped in the upper floor of a hotel in Plattsburg, NY

    My GOD… the humanity…..

    Obama reminded us all during his speech today that yes, people have died because of this storm.

    People. Have. Died. Let us never forget that. Luckily, since he was in command at the Hurricane center, it wasn’t a lot of people, but still…..

    People.

    Vote Obama 2012

  193. I’m just gonna.. so shutup.

    Thank you God, for these little boys. Thank you for protecting their mothers, and even their fretting fathers. Thank you for showing us, in their small perfection, and even imperfections with stupid pyloric valves and stuff, that’s not important right now.

    What is important right now, is that You made these little guys. And we get to be a part of that thing You did.

    So thank You. It’s nice to be here, lovin on em.

    Thanks.

  194. Amen to ^that!

  195. http://www.spaceflightnow.com/station/exp28/110827unmannedops/

    How much have we spent on that so far?

    My GOD… the humanity…..

    I’m not trying to be flippant here, but seriously? This is the worst thing that Fox can come up with from this storm? And if so, shouldn’t that be a hint that it’s time to move on from the 24hour coverage of this non-event?

  196. Dave, you’re amazing.

  197. Great pics, Will. Thank you.

  198. amazingly cute, Will.

    Best of wishes to all three of you.

  199. Well said, Dave.

  200. Hear, hear, Dave.

  201. it’s time to move on from the 24hour coverage of this no

    NON EVENT? Scott is dangerously low on coffee.

    We should all pray for Lauraw.

  202. That seems like some major suckage Roamy. Stupid SCoaMF.

  203. We should all pray for Lauraw.

    I do every day.

  204. I’m just hoping the Russkies figure it out.

    also, one more vote yes on what Dave said about teh babies.

  205. Would someone please come over and peel six cups worth of fresh mini green apples for me? TYIA.

  206. I know that everyone else here hates Dave but I like him.

    He’s a good kid.

  207. We could have a Henry/Aaron cage fight.

    Who would win?

  208. Would someone please come over and peel six cups worth of fresh mini green apples for me?

    I will if there’s bacon as well.

  209. I know that everyone else here hates Dave but I like him.

    Hate is such a strong word. . .

  210. shit I forgot..

    thank You also for keepin my friends safe.

    Much appreciated.

    Also can I kiss those baby feetses? Just a little? Dang You made em good.

    Thank You.

  211. oh, how can anyone hate Dave?

    That’s like hating on a goofy puppy dog. Seriously, you know he’s gonna shit on the carpet, but damn, he’s just so cute, you can’t stay mad at him for long.

  212. Dave has great taste in sunglasses.

  213. oh, how can anyone hate Dave?

    That’s like hating on a goofy puppy dog. Seriously, you know he’s gonna shit on the carpet, but damn, he’s just so cute, you can’t stay mad at him for long.

    I agree. The only people that hate Dave are in the Coast Guard, every lifeguard in the world and the people that make Evian water from a cool natural spring.

  214. I’m really sorry about those dishtowels.

    Just bad manners on me.

    *hell, that was a great afternoon, as good as St Louis

  215. dave has sunglasses that taste great

  216. I was listening to a Pink Floyd song earlier and thought of Dave. Figure he’d dig it.

    Actually, then I thought it would be a cool song for my boys to try. Young Lust.

  217. Did I miss the baby Aaron pic link? I can’t find it

  218. http://is.gd/S0VMGi

  219. here ya go soshot:

    http://criminallyweird.mee.nu/my_conspicuous_lack_of_updatage

  220. I’m really sorry about those dishtowels.

    Just bad manners on me.

    No worries. I’ve kept them in a sealed plastic bag.

    Can you say “housewarming gift?”

  221. I luvres Dave

  222. So, what am I supposed to do now?

  223. Aaron is a good looking little guy.

    Thanks Will, for sharing.

  224. I really better quit goofin around and go hug that purty gal down southeast of Houston.

    It’s kinda stupid of me not to. I can call and ask Peelie if I can swing by and kiss baby feets on the way home..

    Really, it’d be the perfect gig.

  225. Thanks wiserbabe.I will have to check on my computer later can’t see on phone

  226. As soon as it gets dark I am shooting my neighbors generator.

  227. Y’all have some ugly babies.

  228. As soon as it gets dark I am shooting my neighbors generator.

    Just sneak over, put a power strip on it and run an extension cord back home to your coffee maker.

  229. I’m going to go hang out with a hot chick, a tiny hippie and a pig dog.

    Whatever you all are doing tonight, try, unsuccessfully as it may be, to have as much fun as I’m having.

    And those in the path of that bitch Irene, all kidding aside, be safe and don’t fuck shit up.

  230. Propane & natural gas generator are quiet and run longer on less fuel than the noisy, smelly gas ones. . . they are also more expensive!

  231. Propane & natural gas generator are quiet and run longer on less fuel than the noisy, smelly gas ones. . . they are also more expensive!

    Thank you, Cliff.

  232. Y’all have some ugly babies.

    Hahahahahaha.

    Her Ogranholdz, Jr.

    http://tinyurl.com/3uy9zlh

  233. Woo hoo! Sunset

    Day one caveman mode nearly complete.

  234. I’m out for a while as well. Dinner and a movie time!

  235. Herr, please post pics of Sophie.

  236. OK, I finally tracked down the power supply for the Verizon FiOS network connection. TV and high speed internet are now back on line.

    There are half a million people in MA with no electricity. So that’s, like, 499,990 liberals who didn’t prepare and 10 conservatives with generators.

    Teh unfairness!!!111

  237. My carbon footprint today is Gore approved.

  238. I know that everyone else here hates Dave but I like him.

    Let me add my voice to those who emphatically reject this statement.

    Mostly, it’s just me who hates Dave.

  239. Herr, please post pics of Sophie.

    We’re in the midst of moving. I promise an entire post next week, just to remind the Rosettas and the Peels that Sophie was here first.

  240. I’m thinkin’ this could be part of our problem:

  241. I’m thinkin’ this could be part of our problem:

    I’m dubious. Have you checked for gophers?

  242. Does the H2 have an official politician? It should have one.
    http://failblog.org/2011/08/23/epic-fail-photos-politician-name-fail/

  243. Andy’s problem is intermittent apparently.

  244. People are funny, they will stop for little plastic cones in the road, but a 10 ton branch dangling on power lines? not so much.

  245. Those cones are vicious.

  246. How do you get an 87 yr old lady to yell fuck?

    Put another 87 yr old lady next to her and yell BINGO

  247. Plastic cones are like garden gnomes. They look harmless, but their shifty little eyes follow you. And they plot.

  248. Okay. Apples peeled and shit is a-baking.

    This: http://is.gd/Z8mz0S
    and
    This: http://is.gd/mdhTVr

    And, I still have enough peeled apples to make the first one a second time.

  249. When I was turning around to go the other way, I watched someone drive around those cones and go under the limb.

    Stoopid.

  250. Or I have enough apples to fill up one of those traffic cones.

    I’m sure of it.

  251. Being summoned for dinner.

  252. I have a painfully funny orange cone story.

    I was stuck in traffic on a interstate, 1 lane of traffic crawling for miles with 2 lanes (perfectly good lanes) were coned off. I am bored going 20 on my Vmax. I start weaving between the cones.
    still bored miles I tell you miles.
    put my foot out tap a cone it falls over
    tap
    tap
    tap tap
    OUCH111111!!!!!!!eeek

    That one was concrete!

  253. best nap in the pool ever.. cept it’s still hot as a motherfucker here.

    are my friends all safe?

  254. Did anybody charm the pants off of anybody else today?

  255. I did Sean

  256. I saw a boating accident today

    On Interstate 8.

  257. I’m guessing those were Count’s pants, right soohoo?

  258. 68 degrees, no humidity and the sky. . . “My God, it’s full of stars!”

  259. Holy shit. I just saw this over at the HQ…

    http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2011/08/ceo-of-gibson-guitars-main-competitor.html

  260. But of course 😉

  261. XBrad, how do you get a boating accident on an interstate? Someone couldn’t tow?

  262. Yeah, I’m pretty sure it was a single car accident. Looks like a goober with a van lost control of the boat he was towing and it flipped the van.

  263. the little flags on the back of the boat were waving

  264. Sean, I’m getting really sick of those stories.
    Even sicker of people sticking up for these assholes, and giving them a pass because “everybody does it”. The GOP stinks, but they don’t stink THAT bad.

  265. How many drunk teenagers were water skiing at the time?

  266. Holy shit. I just saw this over at the HQ…

    I’d say “unbelievable” but it really isn’t.

  267. Cyn I want that bottom one…the whole thing

  268. Yeah, that Gibson story is just crazy.

  269. “I would like to see us not just beat Obama in 2012, but humiliate him in a landslide. Send a big message. Otherwise we’ll have to listen to more nonsense about the election being stolen. They’re gonna start talking about potential voting irregularities a year before the election, you just watch.” – Doug Urbanski

  270. Fucking assholes. It’s disgusting.

  271. Wow, Vermont got the shit kicked out of it by Irene.

  272. Sohos, can we skip work tomorrow and just drink beer and have fish tacos?

    Let’s do it.

  273. Re: DOJ’s political Intimidation: It’s getting close folks. Make sure your powder is dry and that you have enough greenbacks to get to a red state, if you aren’t in one already.

  274. Got a point there, roamy. It’ll have to be the equivalent of a nuke from orbit.

    It’s the only way to be sure.

  275. Who cares about Vermont
    Ben and Jerrys or whatever
    and a coat factory.

    Who cares?
    New Hampshire on the other hand “Live Free or Die”

    I can respect that

    Go Romy!

  276. Maple syrup.

    Must. Save. The syrup.

  277. Wow, Vermont got the shit kicked out of it by Irene.

    Ver-what?

  278. Vermont is one of those states like Delaware that I don’t believe actually exist. I’ve never been there or met anyone who has ever lived in either of those states.

  279. Maple syrple.. good in grits

  280. Maple syrup. . . good on Amish scrapple.

  281. …They’re gonna start talking about potential voting irregularities a year before the election, you just watch.”

    I’d love to see them square those accusations with their fight against the use of voter ID.

  282. Why does God hate blue states and chocolate cities?

  283. well damn.. Sohos can’t hang out with me tomorrow slummin, hittin bars and stuff.

    Tuesday’s open though

  284. Why does God hate blue states and chocolate cities?

    He’s a Republican?

  285. GWB 9-11 interview is on Nat Geo Channel

  286. Maple syrup – good mixed with spicy mustard, basted on pork chops.

  287. I’d love to see them square those accusations with their fight against the use of voter ID.

    Voter ID is RAAAAACIST!!!! Because minorities can’t afford to pay for a driver’s license.

    (But what about states where they provide a free voter ID card?)

    RAAAAACIST!!! because it costs some money to take the bus go to the office where they issue those.

  288. Why does God hate blue states and chocolate cities?

    Nashville flooded. Joplin was hit by a tornado. Galveston was hit by Hurricane Ike.

    I don’t recall them insisting on a handout to clean up and get back in business.

  289. Hey RFH, wanna skip work tomorrow?

  290. The TiFWs are snugly ensconced in their hotel room in Memphis with full tummies, watching “A Bug’s Life”.

  291. It’s laura again.

    We pick the best time of year to lose power.

    70 degrees, breezy, dry.
    It’s a beautiful evening.

    I have never seen so many stars here!

  292. Yeah, this whole open window thing’s working well.

  293. Teresa, Mr. RFH and I enjoyed the Educated Guess wine.

  294. wow.. no city lights, a pleasant evenin, and stars.

    that’s nice.. glad you’re ok.

  295. It is never 70 here after a hurricane. It is 95 or so.

  296. I’ll skip work with you tomorrow, Dave.

    What time do mimosas/beers start?

  297. Baking done for the night.

  298. No fish tacos though.
    ?

  299. Very glad you guys have good temps to be without power.

  300. I don’t think I’d be eating fish from the Atlantic anytime soon, not after all that shit got stirred up.

  301. Dinner was leftover pasta alfredo and annoying family members.

  302. Brutal week ahead. Better be beer & fish tacos on Friday afternoon, or there’ll be hell to pay.

    Hell, I say.

  303. >> I’ll skip work with you tomorrow, Dave.

    What time do mimosas/beers start?

    8am. See you in the morning *checks redeyes

  304. We had chicken alfredo with a jarred sauce Mr. RFH bought. Not bad, but it was missing something.

  305. geoff, I’m finishing up writing to sections L and M on a deal for Rucker tonight.. hope we win it.

  306. So, Laura’s comment was similar to mine. . . must be the hump.

  307. I told Lynette that I will take Jody, Chance, Cory, or Bella.

    I am hoping for Bella or Jody, but Cory or Chance are cool.

  308. geoff, I’m finishing up writing to sections L and M on a deal for Rucker tonight.. hope we win it.

    Heh…I’m part of two proposal teams submitting bids for a soon-to-be-released BAA. Both teams are pitching their approaches to the customer on Wednesday, so things are crazy. On Thursday I catch up on everything I put on the back burner for the last 2 weeks, and on Friday I go home.

  309. geoff, I’m finishing up writing to sections L and M on a deal for Rucker tonight.. hope we win it.

    Good luck. We all need to pack in a bunch of work now, so that we can weather the 10-20% budget cuts ahead.

  310. we’re still tryin to break into Army Aviation. Hope you and me win.

  311. Ask me if I miss writing proposals. . . Go ahead, ask.

  312. nah, it’s cool.. I cut and paste mostly

  313. MCPO, do you miss writing proposals?

  314. I propose we all catch a redeye to Vegas

  315. Roamy – If you every read an RFP from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, you would immediately walk out of the office and choke a bitch.

  316. Pretty much any RFP, MCPO.

  317. I found the federal ones to be pretty predicable, the ones from the state were all over the place, with each agency trying to out clusterfuck the others.

  318. we’re still tryin to break into Army Aviation. Hope you and me win.

    Amen. But my boss is starting to put the pressure on me, “If we win either of these, it’ll be a lot of work. What would it take to get you to move to Boston?”

    Talk about giving a guy mixed feelings before writing a proposal – is he trying to sabotage our bids?

  319. Man, our neighborhood is daaarrrkkk.

    They’re saying it could take a week for everyone to get power back.

    Gas generator FTW!

  320. They’re saying it could take a week for everyone to get power back.

    holy shit.

    That sucks big time.

  321. How is your fuel supply, Andy?

  322. Ok, I’LL move to Boston and run it for you.

  323. We’re well stocked – about 12 gallons on-hand, not including the fullish tank on the machine.

    I’m going to shut ‘er down here shortly. No need to run it overnight.

  324. They’re saying it could take a week for everyone to get power back.

    I can sympathize.

  325. Ok, I’LL move to Boston and run it for you.

    You’d move to Boston? I never would have thunk it.

  326. You’d move to Boston? I never would have thunk it.

    Now that he knows where everything is in Boston, he’ll be fine.

    Go on, ask him where the Downtown Hilton is. Go on……. ask him!

  327. glad it ain’t hot there Andrew.. I member pals who suffered for weeks after your hurricane namesake in FL

  328. Hell now that I’m free from kids, I’d move to Kuwait. The bucks are lookin interesting to me.

  329. It’s downtown?

  330. Dave – Weather is about the same as what you’ve had in Texas too. Beer ain’t as plentiful or cheap though.

  331. Hell now that I’m free from kids, I’d move to Kuwait.

    That’s one of the reasons I don’t want to go anywhere. The kids are pretty settled and happy, so why mess with a good thing? I think the compromise with the boss will be that for certain concessions on his part, I’ll come out to Boston for 2 weeks a month instead of just one.

    Kuwait, huh?

  332. It’s downtown?

    yer just spit-balling here.

  333. Have to leave to pick up Dad from airport in 10 minutes. I am sleepy

  334. >> Beer ain’t as plentiful or cheap though.

    Yeah, I know. 130 there these days.

    I’m thinking maybe, sock up a few bucks tax free, well up to 140.

  335. No, I’ve been to Boston.

    It’s just been a while.

  336. I’m thinking maybe, sock up a few bucks tax free, well up to 140.

    A little pre-retirement squirreling away of the cash, eh? Not a bad idea.

  337. you know? it’s kind of a plan I’ve been considering

  338. Can we send Dave and Geoff together?

  339. Can we send Dave and Geoff together?

    I’ll go as their security guard….

  340. What does Mrs. Dave say about Kuwait? Don’t forget to write?

  341. She just asks me “aren’t you travelin this week?”

  342. Can we send Dave and Geoff together?

    Hater’s gonna hate…

  343. you have to take the top bunk

  344. Hostages Community Theater:

    Dave: I’m thinking of taking of job in Kuwait for a year.

    Mrs.. Dave: That’s nice. Send me a postcard every penny you make.

  345. no shit..

    ok, work cometh.

    Nite kids

  346. Doing the Airport loop this place is dead

  347. I’m still up with ya Sohos.

  348. I’m here, but the laptop isn’t being very cooperative.

    which is killing me.

  349. are you home yet, xbrad?

  350. That apple cinnamon coffee cake came out awesome, Sohos. Oh, wait, I meant awful. Recipes and some pics are at my place.

  351. I’m in Irvine at my sisters, and getting more pissed off every second.

    They won’t turn on the A/C, it’s hotter than fuck in here, the ceiling fans don’t work, and she sold my desktop fan at a garage sale.

  352. And the internets here are slower than hell for some reason.

    FML

  353. That sucks; what’s the temp outside that she won’t turn on the a/c?

  354. I think the only thing that will keep me from going on a murderous rampage is apple cinnamon coffee cake.

  355. Or a handjob. That might save some lives as well…

  356. It’s probably only about 85 outside, but there is NO air moving. I hate that.

  357. Well, you’re more than welcome to some coffee cake, and a/c if you wanna drive over, but for the handjob, you’re on your own pal.

  358. If everyone’s asleep, go at least kick on the house fan.

  359. No one is asleep yet. But I’m thinking of trying that.

  360. …or drive down to Balboa and hang out there until it cools down some more.

  361. Geoff, don’t you have a date in Kuwait with Dave?

  362. What’s Balboa? Gay bar??

    At least there would be a/c there.

    Good call Geoff.

  363. Balboa Island is in Newport Beach. Good night life and right on the ocean. Perfect for a stuffy hot night, and pretty close to Irvine.

  364. Balboa is an island in Newport harbor. Very nice. Also, a good 30 minutes drive from here.

  365. I don’t do night life anymore.

    I’m Mr. Dull.

    The ONLY bar I go to is right by Cyn’s house.

  366. Also, a good 30 minutes drive from here.

    That far? I used to make it from UCI down there in 20.

  367. That far? I used to make it from UCI down there in 20.

    …but that was in my pre-parenting days, when I never drove less than 85 on the freeway.

  368. I don’t speed.

    Ever.

    Plus, my day is done around 6pm. I never go to bed before midnight, but I get grumpy if I’m not at home relaxing by then.

    Which is pretty odd. I used to be a night owl.

  369. I shouldn’t say I never speed.

    I never speed in CA.

    I did let the Beemer loose once while I was in Washington.

    145. Uphill. And still accelerating when i ran out of road.

    She was getting pretty loose.

  370. I think you might just be old before your time Xbrad.

    I still speed, but like Geoff, I’ve backed it down to below 80.

    _______________________
    GWB interview is on now. Nat Geo Channel

  371. Get off my lawn, Cyn!!!

  372. I used to go to the Studio Cafe on Balboa for swordfish steaks all the time. That was, in fact, where I took my wife on our first date. Then we rode the dime ferry and played some arcade games.

    After that, she was putty in my hands.

    Where by “putty” I mean that I got a hug as my lovely parting gift.

  373. Thanks for the GWB reminder, Cyn.

    Good recipes, too!

  374. What a sweet story! Have you two been back since?

  375. What a sweet story! Have you two been back since?

    Not in a long, long time. But we tell the story all the time. It was a first date fraught with complications.

  376. Not in a long, long time.

    Plus, now the ferry is $1. A little pricey for a hug, doncha think?

  377. Thanks Jay. I think the first one needs moar buttah, but not bad; coffee cake really was pretty yummy….oops I meant yucky. Sorry Sohos.

  378. It was a first date fraught with complications.

    When did you finally tell her you were gay?

  379. I’m with you: Seventy five cents is my top price for hugs.

  380. On the GWB special, some of the pictures are interesting, in that it portrays something completely different than what you see today (ie the Hurricane Central pic w/ President Obama).

    Confused looks, indecisive. Hmm…

  381. I’m with you: Seventy five cents is my top price for hugs.

    Totally. For a buck I better be getting on base.

    When did you finally tell her you were gay?

    I was going to, but she always had this weird antidote that hit me when I saw her.

  382. Since I drive a lot, I listen to books on tape. One was Decision Points. They picked a reader with a slight Texas accent, so it almost felt like GWB reading it to you.

    The 9/11 chapter will raise the hair on your arms.

  383. Heh, Cyn hugs are some of the best on the planet. I can see why Dave is addicted.

  384. Confused looks, indecisive.

    It seems honest… as he said, the new look of war in the 21st century. Plus having shitty communications. And not knowing what else was coming. But he made the decisions, like to shoot down commercial aircraft; I don’t think SCoaMF has the skillset to do that.

  385. WTF?

    Cyn charged me 75 *dollars* a hug!

  386. Now that I’m driving the boys to school again, I should pick up that audio book; thanks for the tip Jay. And your hugs are pretty alrighty too.

  387. Oops.

  388. Cyn charged me 75 *dollars* a hug!

    Giver her a break – she obviously had to included cleaning costs and a physical exam.

  389. Giver her a bread – she obviously had to included cleaning costs and a physical exam.

    Ouch.

    Should have just used a garbage bag.

  390. To be fair, the 75 bucks included breakfast.

  391. God, I miss W.

  392. HAHA! And a buttload of bacon!

  393. AND dinner and a movie, now that I think about it!

  394. I agree with the honesty angle, Cyn. I just can’t imagine a mainstream source presenting our current President in such a situation, except for a mistake.

  395. I’ve never seen many of these pictures of GWB before. Him looking out the helo seeing the Pentagon on his return to the WH. Eerie.

  396. sounds like you made out pretty well, xbrad.

    I got a beer, so I feel pretty lucky, too.

  397. I was gonna go to bed, but I know I’m just gonna stay up and watch this, anyway.

    I’m with Cyn, I miss W too. As much as he did to irritate me, he acted like a Commander in Chief, and a President.

  398. You said it Jay.

  399. IIRC, I bought my own beer, but that’s about it for the weekend.

    Plus, I had front row seats to the Hostagette pillow fight.

  400. I should sleep too, but I’m drawn to watching this. I’ll have to watch again, this I already know. I hope NGeo has it on their site.

  401. Time to earn my pay. Nite, folks.

  402. They said it was On Demand, so I think you should be able to find it.

    If not, let me know, and I’ll look around for it.

  403. Nighty Geoff.

  404. Nite geoff, good to see you around here.

  405. W was a deeply flawed man. His basic premise of compassionate conservatism was fundamentally unworkable.

    But he had great faith in the American people, and a very strong sense of duty. He rose to the role post 9/11.

    I simply cannot envision BHO stepping up like that.

  406. I just saw a reminder commercial for Cox TV on the computer, so I think I should be good for the reviewing. Smooches!

    And I agree: he demonstrated what it means to be President and CiC.

  407. So, Laura didn’t like the dead or alive line, huh? “some of the people in my household, to be blunt”

    Like his honesty on this.

    This is surprisingly fair. I’m impressed.

  408. I was thinking that too, Jay.

    I am wishing that this program were more than an hour long; I would like to hear more from him because so far, I like it all. It still seems pretty fresh for him.

    I cried in front of my boys again watching the towers come down. Some days, it’s still incredible that it happened at all.

  409. He certainly wasn’t perfect and your comment about his flaw was spot on xbrad.

  410. It’s coming up on my annual viewing of “The Flight that Fought Back”. I look forward to it, but I don’t. Just like watching the recollections of the wreckage of the towers.

    It’s important to remember. Especially since it’s painful. I can now understand how my older relatives viewed Pearl Harbor.

  411. The megaphone speech. Something you will never see from Obama. Or anything similar. You know what I mean.

  412. Yep, James. The megaphone speech.

  413. Yeah, I think I got a little dust in my eye when he took the megaphone.

    I too watch all the specials every year, with mixed emotion.

    My sons now look forward, sort of, to watching with me. My youngest was only 7 months old.

    Very good program. And such a gentleman to Obama on getting UBL.

  414. That was really good. I approve. Much better than I expected.

    Sad that I feel that, cuz I grew up on National Geographic.

  415. I better turn in quick before I get interested in this program too.

    Squishy Hugs and Sloppy Wet Kisses and Sweet Dreams.

    Until the morrow.

  416. Now what……….

  417. Googles H29.

  418. wakey wakey.

    THey’re going to show that show again, I suppose?

  419. Grill coffee.
    Win.

  420. On to the Great Wolf Lodge in Mason, OH – hope the kiddos like it…..

  421. How’s things looking this morning in the NE, Scott? Power expected back anytime soon?

  422. We are having a Category 1 awesome day here! Clear skies and 70 right now with a high of 87.

    too soon?

  423. too soon?

    HA!

    Not at H2.

  424. It will take a week or more for some people Jay. 88% percent of our town is out, whole sections of the state are near 100%.

    It’s not simple repair either, more like a rebuild with all the poles down.

    Store has power! And internet!!!

  425. I don’t imagine it will be a busy day at the store, but having power and internet there is awesome.

    Did you bring your coffee pot? Or are you just sticking with the grill?

  426. Time to make the donughts.

  427. You’re up early, cynnabuns.

  428. How is your fridge stuff holding up Scott? Time to move it to the store yet?

  429. You too J’Ames.

    First Day of School.

    Can’t you just feel the excitement?!?

  430. First Day of School.
    Can’t you just feel the excitement?!?

    Oooh, first day of school is exciting. Enjoy, Dear Cyn. I couldn’t wait until the kiddies got home to hear their stories.

  431. Still frozen for the most part. We packed everything with frozen freezer packs so we should be good for another day.

    The next hurdle is the CT River flooding. It’s forecasted to crest at 24.5 feet, about 20 feet above normal, tomorrow around noon. We should be able to launch kayaks from our back yard.

    If their prediction is off by about 3-4 feet, we become an island.

  432. Has George Will tied his stupid bow tie too tight for too long?

  433. New Poat.

    I ax you more there Scott.

  434. I always speed, every time I look I am doing 10 over unless I am on the interstate then it is more like 20

    How much did I drink last night? I am seriously hung over.

    Huh? Whut?

    9:30 really? Crap!

  435. Goodness, Scott that’s serious.

    *sends scott and laura 10,000 bags of sand and several pounds of coffee…fed x*


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