Goodnight, Irene….

Casey, I’d like to dedicate this song to all of our friends currently living in “The Cone of Death”:
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It’s been nice knowing you folks……

Update- more mood music.


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403 Comments

  1. Should clarify a bit about the NC conceal carry stuff. It is part of a stupid law the democratic legislature put together so that every time the governor declares a state of emergency, conceal carry is revoked.

    Stupid is too kind a word…

  2. Someone needs to put up the Irene f’ing Irene scene from Black Hawk Down. I can’t see youtube from work, so it’s up to you!

  3. Jay, I’m on my iPad, in bed still with shoulder pain, and haven’t had a cup of coffee or breakfast yet… I can’t help ya, but a good idea.

  4. By “you”, I didn’t mean you specifically, Cathy. I’m looking at everyone!

    Hope your shoulder gets to feeling better. Would send you a cup of coffee and a Danish, but the coffee would be cold by the time it got there.

    Perhaps Michael will be a dear?

  5. Cathy, I hope you feel better soon.

  6. J’Ames, I was going to do until you told me to do it, now I’m not going to do it just because… so there.

  7. GMLand, are you my little brother? You sure sound like him.

  8. regarding Contessa Brewer: She is one of the dumbest, most blatantly biased gutterscrunts on MSNBC; she’s basically Ed Schultz with a smaller rack.

    Hahahahaha

    One of Ace’s all time best lines.

    http://minx.cc/?post=320589

  9. Morning cool kids.

  10. Wasn’t Contessa the MSNBC anchor Ace was waving the pudding cup at? At the Scott Brown victory party?

  11. BTW, I checked the “All Posts” page before I put this up (completely forgetting that today was Boob Friday), and didn’t see a BBF scheduled.

    Since Rosie’s had more important things on his mind/plate this week, does someone want to do BBF today? In keeping with the big story of the upcoming weekend, perhaps a young lady that the gents would hit “like a screen door in a hurricane”…..

  12. Never mind, it was Norah O’Donnell.

    http://minx.cc/?post=297201

  13. GMLand, are you my little brother? You sure sound like him.

    – – – – – – –

    SHUT-UP! I’m tellin’

  14. I like it when TiFW mixes up metaphors.

  15. ** LANGUAGE WARNING ** NSFW **

  16. Will that work jay?

  17. This picture makes laugh. Make-up and lighting are EVERYTHING!

  18. Very nice, Cyn! youtube works on the Android! Yay me!

  19. Wow no kidding Mare.

    And airbrushing.

  20. That’s loverly. Poor thing. I’m torn between feeling pity and laughing. What to do ….

    Mare, why don’t you ride with me to Flint to pick up my race packet?

  21. I’d love that, Carin.

  22. Ace put Pam Gellar in her place last night. I was neutral but I’m not anymore.

  23. race packet? Is this a Republican thing?

    *runs away

  24. Ace’s bitchslap last night was pretty f’ing funny.

    I think the last time I paid any attention to Pam was back when she was still pioneering bikini vlogging.

  25. Yea, ace did the hard work I wasn’t really interested in doing when I first read that Geller piece.

    Since I was correct, I’m figuring it was a win/win for me. Saved myself the trouble, but I was right anyway.

  26. I’m usually on the side of anyone who wants to say Islam is a religion of death, control and anything else not good, but she was WRONG on this one and I’m sure many more. If she’s not even reading the curriculum and making broad statements about it, her reputation as a researcher is gone.

  27. Have any of you seen this yet? If so, your thoughts …

    http://www.foxsearchlight.com/anotherearth/

  28. Never heard of it, J’ames, but it sounds pretty sappy.

  29. Haven’t seen or heard of it, CB. Interesting setup, though.

  30. Who let xbrad out of the basement?

  31. His cage is being cleaned.

  32. Well, okay then.

  33. The header has been updated like xbrad and his teeth.

  34. “The header has been updated like xbrad and his teeth.”

    hahahahaha

  35. I would love an update of Henry, Mrs. R and that cry baby Rosetta.

  36. Rosetta’s abandoned us. I knew he would.

  37. Rosetta’s choice.

    Hang out with drunk, perverted losers who lack wit.

    OR

    Hang out with his beautiful wife and precious new son.

  38. Who of the hostages is in the destruction path of this hurricane? and no I’m not talking about Obama.

  39. Cathy I hope you feel better sweetie

  40. Have any of you seen this yet? If so, your thoughts …

    http://www.foxsearchlight.com/anotherearth/

    Clint. No, not seen it, but will put in into my Netflix queue.

  41. Hey, who’s drunk? I’m still at work!

    I’m pleading the 5th on the rest of it.

  42. Wait, what happened to you Cathy?

  43. Rosetta’s choice.
    Hang out with drunk, perverted losers who lack wit.
    OR
    Hang out with his beautiful wife and precious new son.

    He chose… poorly.

  44. Irene fizzled. These forecasts are like polls, total BS until they get close.

    BIG BREAD!!!!!!!

  45. BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF BBF

  46. Hmm, they said the same thing about Katrina, IIRC.

    We’re safe when it finishes dumping rain in Newfoundland.

  47. I’d make jokes about the hurricane, but they’d blow.

  48. Hotspur, they can’t be any more earth-shattering than the latest earthquake jokes.

  49. so we don’t know anyone directly in the predicted path?

  50. “He chose… poorly.”

    HA!

    Yes, yes he did.

  51. Aren’t tha Andy’s in Boston?

  52. Happiness at H2:

    http://tinyurl.com/3rxu4gj

  53. Thanks, for those who expressed concern. Hugs.

    Yea, my right shoulder has really been bothering me and it’s getting worse. Been trying to favor it and assign more lifting and muscle-work to my left side, but now the pain is shooting down my arm, into my elbow, forearm, into some of my fingers, and down into my right ribcage, hip, and down my thigh almost to my right knee.

    *crap*

    But there’s good news. No headache.

  54. Aren’t tha Andy’s in Boston?

    Yes, they are.

    And the CT crew is a mere 2 hours from Boston.

    Our man-child is also in Boston.

  55. Hello egg-sucking scum.

    Today’s BBF will be of the Saturday variety.

    I’ve been discombobulated all week but I had intended to still slap together some fun bags and dyke links but that ain’t gonna happen today.

    However I will make up for it by posting the worst BBF ever this weekend.

    If you would like to file a complaint or offer any suggestions, please put them in the H2 Comment Box which is located in Floyd’s ass adjacent to his anal glands. Express yourself.

    That is all.

    *tackles Mare, gives her 4 atomic wedgies, 9 Indian rug burns, 16 wet willies and 7 bites on the ass*

  56. *tackles Mare, gives her 4 atomic wedgies, 9 Indian rug burns, 16 wet willies and 7 bites on the ass*

    Long overdue, douche!

  57. It’s supposed to pass right over us. It probably wont be a hurricane after it hits Long Island.

    5-10 inches of rain and winds to 70 MPH is what they are telling us now.

    (After everyone has stocked up, purchased generators and prepared to die)

  58. Scott, it was all about stimulating the NE economy.

  59. Looks like Mare has a new hair style.

    http://tinyurl.com/45yhe8z

  60. Looks like Rosetta lost some weight:

    http://tinyurl.com/3vbadq5

  61. On a lighter note I passed my emissions test.

    Diesel trucks are allowed a score of 40 on an opacity test.
    I scored .3

  62. ha ha ha … no bbf.

    I mean, that’s horrible.

  63. Well yall be safe these things are scary!

  64. The bbf today was Jennifer Lopez’s thigh.

  65. I just got back from Flint and since Mare was actually unable to attend, I made my daughter go with me and I just called her Mare the whole time.

    Then we went and got plowed. “Mare” is a lightweight, I’m telling you.

  66. we could rename the feature “Big Thighs Friday”

    Or “Cheese Thighs Friday”

  67. I just got back from Flint and since Mare was actually unable to attend, I made my daughter go with me and I just called her Mare the whole time.
    Then we went and got plowed

    HAHAHAHA…awesome!

  68. BIG BREAD!!!!!!!
    ————————–
    hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  69. What’s the difference between Mare and a big fat sow?

  70. I met a big fat sow.

  71. The big fat sow will give you bacon. Mare tells you to get your ass to Denny’s if you want breakfast.

  72. Roseanna Roseannadana – Is wee Hank home yet?

  73. You are correct, Sir!

  74. Rosetta, may we please see another picture of Little Man Awesome?

  75. Mare – SMOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!

  76. Right back at you Chief!

  77. Bewbs tomorrow? Slacker.

  78. Henry came home yesterday and he’s doing awesome.

    I’m telling you, the kid is fucking kick ass like his old man.

    The first five times my parents saw Henry, he wouldn’t open his eyes for them which was pretty funny. So I sent them this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2rjLjgmQAc

    Check out his sweet yellow boxing gloves.

  79. Y’all hear about this one?

    Tweeted, by PaulAzinger Paul Azinger
    Facts: Potus has played more golf this month than I have: I have created more jobs this month than he has: #Marthasvineyard
    25 Aug

  80. Rosetta, you gotta be proud.

    Loved how his big eyes were batting at the camera and how he was making cute little wrinkles in the forehead. Awwwww.

    Hugs and smooches.

  81. Good looking young fella, that Henry.

    Now we just need some more pics and vids of his half brother Aaron.

  82. Breaking news, Obama to cut vacation short!!!

    By ONE DAY!

  83. That is hilarious, Cathy!

  84. I’m glad Hank is home! Tell Mrs. Rosetta that she is in my thoughts today.

  85. Henry IS kick ass. So much better than being a fat ass like his dad.

  86. DD#1 is in the path of the storm (Philly). Despite her mother – a seasoned hurricane preparer who never actually WENT through a hurricane – telling her that she might want to go to the store last night, she decided that today at lunchtime would be just fine.

    So now, she’s losing her shit because THERE’S NO WATER IN THE STORE!!!!! IT’S A MADHOUSE!!!!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO??????

    Um…..learn from this experience? I don’t know what to tell ya…..

    And what is it with you people in the NE? My sweet little southern belle is turning into a regular Philadelphian, and I don’t much like it…..

    *turns toward NE, gives them the ol’ Stink-Eye*
    You really don’t want me coming up there to straighten you people out – I might have to swing by and pick up Beasn and her Hulk Fist on the drive up there……

  87. Babies are just so wonderful. You have ’em, and you just can’t believe you can love something that much.

    Then, before you know it, they’re teenagers.

  88. Rosetta, that line about crying more after watching Sucker Punch was pretty funny. Did you get that from Henry?

  89. “Then, before you know it, they’re teenagers.”

    Then out of the house…..BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Rosetta, quit your job and stare at your little man as long as you can.

  90. Oh, Rosie – he’s so adorable! You can really tell he’s taking it all in…..

    You do realize he’s going to ask for his money back at some point, right? “These people are NOT who I signed up to be with!”, and all that jazz…..

  91. Yellow boxing gloves=cute.
    Henry’s eyes=awwwwwwwwww!

    Thanks Rosie

  92. Rosetta, that line about crying more after watching Sucker Punch was pretty funny. Did you get that from Henry?

    No, Floyd.

  93. “No, Floyd.”

    Floyd’s a funny MOFO.

  94. And thanks for the video. Henry is just perfect and precious.

  95. My daughter has a new soccer coach. I’m not sure I’m happy with him. I’m not sure i’m happy with the situation in general.

    boo.

  96. Yea, my right shoulder has really been bothering me and it’s getting worse. Been trying to favor it and assign more lifting and muscle-work to my left side, but now the pain is shooting down my arm, into my elbow, forearm, into some of my fingers, and down into my right ribcage, hip, and down my thigh almost to my right knee.

    Holy crap, Cathy — I’ve had the same thing for months. Imma email you.

  97. Then we went and got plowed

    Hahahahaha

    Best road trip evar.

  98. I left a comment at Rosetta’s youtube video.

  99. Cathy, dear, please get thee to a doctor ASAP – that doesn’t sound like something to be messing around with!

  100. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwwUZLV-IE#t=00m25s

  101. I left a comment at Rosetta’s youtube video.

    Hahahahaha.

    Henry will know you as Uncle Jackass.

  102. Work is getting in the way of my fun today dammit.

  103. Cathy, dear, please get thee to a doctor ASAP – that doesn’t sound like something to be messing around with!

    Relax. Lighten up a tad, Girl. Assessment and approach are in the works.

  104. Ice and booze Cath, or ice in the booze even, and you’ll be fixted in a jiffy.

  105. Afternoon. I would just like to state that Irene is my least favorite hurricane ever – if only because it decided to fuck with my already pathetic social schedule.

    What’s up everybody?

  106. That baby is so cute Rosie!

  107. Hahaha. Cyn. Ice and Booze.

    Yea. Might be a tooth. Going to get to the dentist as soon as I can. Don’t feel pain, but I know my body… Got a tooth that’s just not right. And this happened before.

    What are we drinkin’ Cyn?

  108. Hey, Revvy. You could look at this differently. The hurricane threats just might improve your social life. You gotta get creative.

    Hey, been to the hardware store or any gun shows lately? Hahaha. That’s my suggestion. And when you go, wear a short skirt with boots.

    OHK = only half kidding

  109. I just got back from receiving my first ever massage. My back was killing me and I just couldn’t take it anymore. I didn’t tell the masseuse that however, as far as she knows, the tension in my upper groin is a recurring, nagging problem and will need several more treatments to really “work it out”.

  110. Henry will know you as Uncle Jackass.

    I’ll be the one to teach him to smoke cigars and drink rum. I won’t start him off until he’s 12.

  111. what? Isn’t everyone abstaining from alcohol until after my race tomorrow?

    I NEED YOUR SUPPORT, FOLKS.

  112. Car in – in support of you, I am not drinking…… in between sips.

  113. Um. Some of the folks in this vid are my personal friends… Guess that makes me a terrrrrrrrist too.

    http://biggovernment.com/aim/2011/08/23/shocking-video-tea-party-terrorist-training-camp-in-waco-tx/

    GLand, I love my monthly massages, but NO, I don’t ask for a ‘happy ending.’

  114. Carin, how about I TELL you I’ll abstain?

    Or, tell you what. I won’t drink it directly from the bottle…

  115. Ok, got my race packet (SYWM) my snacks. Shirt is in the wash. I need to pick up some more KT tape. Haven’t decided which shoes to wear.

    I’m (almost) ready.

  116. Carin, how about I TELL you I’ll abstain?

    That’ll work. Just watch that typos don’t give you away later.

    lol

  117. What time does your race start EDT, Pretty Carin Lady?

  118. New England, you are saved! Someone has arrived to help you deal with preparing for Irene!

    NOLA: Hurricane Irene advice offered by former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin

    No, you can’t get your money back.

  119. Car in, I’m not drinking either, because I’m at work, and will be until midnightin total solidarity with your mission.

  120. GLand, I love my monthly massages, but NO, I don’t ask for a ‘happy ending.’

    – – – – –

    I wasn’t aware you had to ask.

  121. Race starts at 8 am. It ends … whenever I make it across the finish line.

    Hubby says if I don’t finish, he’s not driving me home.

  122. Hubby says if I don’t finish, he’s not driving me home.

    Well. That’ll leave a mark.

    Threaten him with the possibility that if he doesn’t drive you home, he gets to finish raising the crew, cooking, cleaning, taxi service, and dealing with all their crap as a single parent.

  123. Hello waterfront property!

    http://water.weather.gov/ahps2/hydrograph.php?wfo=box&gage=hfdc3

  124. Not to mention, that Saturday is “Date Night” I might make it home by tuesday for our next one, but he usually doesn’t like to skip.

  125. Not to mention, that Saturday is “Date Night” I might make it home by tuesday for our next one, but he usually doesn’t like to skip.

    Well. There ya go!

    I thought of that, but just didn’t wanna say it.

  126. Hello waterfront property! houseboat!

    fixt

  127. Carin I wont drink for you! Good luck!

  128. I knew I could count on you sohos.

    *glares at everyone else

  129. I promise not to drink more than usual, Car In.

  130. At about 20 feet we are lakefront.
    Above 25 feet we become a private island.

    If the power (sump pump) stays on that would be really cool.

  131. In fact, it’s already an hour past when I normally have my first Friday martini.

    ???

    HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!1! AN HOUR??!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!??!?!

    brb

  132. Above 25 feet we become a private island.

    Scottoria!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c69DzQ2Yu8w

  133. Nova Scotia.

    Oh, wait…

  134. >> Isn’t everyone abstaining from alcohol until after my race tomorrow?

    No.

  135. >> Isn’t everyone abstaining from alcohol until after my race tomorrow?

    No.

  136. Above 25 feet we become a private island.

    I hope that you don’t tip over.

  137. Isn’t everyone abstaining from alcohol until after my race tomorrow?

    Carin, while you are NOT drinking you are harming the economy.

    However, because we think highly of you, we shall drink our share and yours to Save Our Country!

  138. Carin, while you are NOT drinking you are harming the economy.
    …….
    *cries

    I’ve been so selfish.

  139. Cyn is a patriot.

  140. *salutes and begins humming “God Bless America”*

  141. Me, Wednesday afternoon:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvgF3cL10Fg

  142. So Scott, have you guys done anything to prep for the possibility of impending hurricane damage or inconvenience?

  143. Me, Wednesday afternoon:

    You’re going to hook up with a black chick? Huh. You know what they say don’t you.

  144. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0l3MmKP44k

    *sneaks behind couch to avoid Carin’s glare*

    *waves American flag!!!*

    *takes sip of red wine*

  145. You’re going to hook up with a black chick? Huh. You know what they say don’t you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TuYrDBp7Bc

  146. Cathy the only thing I did was to make sure I had at least a half a tank of gas.

    That will be enough to get me to cold beer should ours go warm.

  147. Oh and we froze a bunch of those freezer packs.

  148. Sorry, Cathy – it’s just that what you described sounds BAD!!!!!

    Car in – I was thinking of drinking a Hurricane in sympathy with DD#1, who is stuck up in Philly. Even sent her a recipe…..

  149. HAHAHA! I was thinking more along the lines of you having the best white man cornrows that money can’t buy since the whole of New England will turn into Barter Town, but Brown Sugar works too!

  150. I was thinking more along the lines of you having the best white man cornrows that money can’t buy since the whole of New England will turn into Barter Town,

    I plan to go into human trafficking when the shit goes down.

  151. Irene is weakening.

    Shocking!

  152. Irene is weakening.

    All praise Obama.

  153. click on the FWD button to run this tracking projection.

    Stop it when it gets right over the center of Connecticut. (For you idiots that don’t know what Connecticut looks like, click here.)

    See that little tiny dot right in the middle of the blue spot in the middle of the hurricane?

    That’s my house.

  154. Scott, If Irene fizzles, what are you going to do with all the beer and alcohol you’ve stockpiled.

  155. Irene is weakening.

    Well, hell. Barely gonna be a tropical storm by the time it gets here now.

    Guess I’m gonna have to go with my original suicide plan, that being hitting on lauraw at the upcoming meat-up.

  156. You die when people laugh at you?

    I know for a fact that isn’t true.

  157. (For you idiots that don’t know what Connecticut looks like, click here.)

    You aced geography I see.

    *sniggers*

  158. Anheuser Busch stock would probably be a good investment.

    Between the heat and the storm this could be their biggest quarter ever.

  159. I know for a fact that isn’t true.

    OMG, IT’S A BEIBER T-SHIRT!!!!!!!

  160. *sniggers*

    do I need to say it?

  161. Y’all better appreciate the time Scott, Lauraw and I are spending with you now.

    Very soon, we will all be nothing more than a fond memory.

  162. GMLand is killing me.

    You NE suckers got duped into being prepared….idiots!

  163. Is it ever wrong to have a garage full of alcohol?

  164. NE suffers from premature evacuation

  165. NE suffers from premature evacuation

    HAHAHAHAA…..First the earthquake, then the hurricane…….hahahahahahahahaha…

  166. Obama = pathetic, pretending, jackass

    Men who actually have balls = http://tinyurl.com/3mbubuo

  167. HAHAHAHAA…..First the earthquake, then the hurricane…….hahahahahahahahaha…

    HEY!! FUCK YOU!!!

    *checking up on when Bear Mountain is scheduled to go active.

  168. “*checking up on when Bear Mountain is scheduled to go active.”

    hahahahahaahah…….I’m going to wet my pants over the hysteria. I think Katrina has ruined everyone.

    (On the other hand, if the NE gets wiped out I’m going to look foolish.)

  169. And….I wish my garage was full of alcohol like the NE cabal.

  170. (On the other hand, if the NE gets wiped out I’m going to look foolish.)

    yeah, ain’t you gonna feel bad when lauraw, scott and I are all dead.

    Well, lauraw and scott, anyway……

  171. OMGosh I just hit Wiser’s link and tinkled a little bit.

  172. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!11!!11!!

    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

    IT”S A FUCKING………

    *looks outside……

    rainstorm…..

    *cough

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3FnpaWQJO0

  173. OMGosh I just hit Wiser’s link and tinkled a little bit.

    yannow, you really ought to see a doctor about that at some point……

  174. On the other hand, if the NE gets wiped out I’m going to look foolish.

    They were asking for it.

  175. Never mind! HA!

    The best part of the whole Irene deal has to be the irritation Obama felt having to stop into the ritzy clubhouse to make a short statement to show us poor saps he’s on the job.

  176. KEGELS!!

  177. They were asking for it.

    You’re so gonna miss us when we’re gone.

  178. Those were excellent balls Mare!

  179. You’re so gonna miss us when we’re gone.

    Well, first Rosetta, then the three of you. Who will bring the funny at the next meat-up?

  180. You’re so gonna miss us when we’re gone.

    Misty watercolor memories.

    “Water”

    Bwahahahahahaha!

  181. KEGELS!!

    Why, I remember the first time I met mare…..

  182. Who will bring the funny at the next meat-up?

    Steve the Pirate?

  183. Who changed the header without changing the tagline?

    **crosses arms

    **scowls

    ** taps foot loudly

  184. Thanks, Cynabuns.

    (which I think are delicious)

  185. Who will bring the funny at the next meat-up?

    Michael?

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

    riiiiight, like that’ll happen.

    All I know is, no matter when we have a big meat-up, like the Van party or the STLMU, who is always in the middle of all the stories that get told afterwards?

    Come on, you know who I’m talking about.

    yep, that’s right.

    Eddiebear.

  186. Steve The Reunion Guy

  187. *checks watch

    VODKATIME!!!!!!!!!!!

  188. *checks watch
    VODKATIME!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahahahaha…..you need a couple of stiff ones to deal with the oncoming decimation of the NE.

    Wiser: man in corner rocking in fetal position

  189. or maybe perhaps

    *attempts ‘inside voice’

    PROBIOTICS!?!?!?!!

  190. HAHAHAHAHA! That’s rich!

  191. Wiser: man in corner rocking in fetal position

    Oh, screw that shit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZH9ebAZouk#t=00m23s

  192. HAHAHAA….Wiser that’s priceless.

    Since it’s only going to be a light to medium wind, just stand on your front lawn and yell that. Let me know how the neighbor’s take it. Also, your wife.

  193. In fact, I am almost sorry we have canceled our NE meat-up for this
    weekend.

    wiserbud = Lt. Dan

    JackStraw = Forrest Gump

  194. Wiser, forget the earthquake and aftershocks, forget Irene, stockpile booze for this:

    http://tinyurl.com/3lak5mz

  195. Since it’s only going to be a light to medium wind, just stand on your front lawn and yell that. Let me know how the neighbor’s take it. Also, your wife.

    I’ll tie myself to the telephone pole out front, with a keg at my feet, and reenact that scene throughout the entire storm.

    New family moving into the house next store. Just had the closing today.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXxy8cjZQA

  196. Where is BBF? :-(

  197. You all made me laugh today, therefore, the killing spree will be postponed until further notice.

    “I was thinking more along the lines of you having the best white man cornrows that money can’t buy since the whole of New England will turn into Barter Town”

    That made me LOL too.

  198. *reverts to feral hunchback nature*

    *chases down a wild rabbit and bites its little bunny head off*

    *pulls tablecloth and silverware out of HunchPak™ *

    Damn.
    This fork has a spot on it and I forgot to pack any balsalmic reduction.

    *hurls bunny carcass into woods*

  199. Wiser, forget the earthquake and aftershocks, forget Irene, stockpile booze for this:

    Oh, I’m not worried about that stuff anymore. I’ve got an awesome financial adviser who is always looking out for me.

    One sec. Phone’s ringing.

    Hullo? Hey, whattup, Rosetta. Say what? You’re going where? Wow. You just had a kid. Where did you get the cash for such an extravagant vacation?

    What do you mean, “It’s not a vacation”? What do you mean “money is not gonna be a problem.”?

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN “GOOD LUCK, SUCKA!!!”?

    HELLO?? HELLO??!??!

    ummmm…. brb. need to check something real quick-like……

  200. New family moving into the house next store. Just had the closing today.

    Judging from your excitement, it’s either a family of Corona distributors or the Playboy bunnies have found a new place to play.

  201. Lauraw is definitely going to survive the Irene apocalypse.

  202. This fork has a spot on it and I forgot to pack any balsalmic reduction.

    Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the High-Class Northeast Hunchback.

  203. HA! If your money was in the market you’ve got nothing to lose…..that’s why I’m feeling preeeetty, darn good about now.

  204. Judging from your excitement, it’s either a family of Corona distributors or the Playboy bunnies have found a new place to play.

    Seen a lot of people going in and out today. Some attractive. some not so much.

    Please let the new owners be the attractive ones……..

  205. Crom laughs at your gods from atop his mountain!

  206. that’s why I’m feeling preeeetty, darn good about now.

    *checks molars……

    suh-WHEEEET!

    Gold, baby!!!

  207. a family of Corona distributors

    *thud

  208. Wiserbud they will be the attractive ones.

    Attractive people don’t help other people move, unattractive people trying to score points with good looking people do.

  209. Wiserbud they will be the attractive ones.

    YAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!

    http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v=INOeZnfUuIY

  210. Attractive people don’t help other people move, unattractive people trying to score points with good looking people do.

    Which explains why, despite my helping all of my friends move, none of friends returned the favor.

    FML.

  211. Good looking chicks don’t pay to move. They just bar hop and ask guys that hit on them it they would like to help them move.

  212. Attractive movers are only in pron films.

  213. Hell, flyers on telephone poles would do the trick.

  214. They just bar hop and ask guys that hit on them it they would like to help them move.

    heh.

    I see you have fallen for this as many times as I have…….

  215. Then again, I’d better take that back. Mr. RFH helped me pack my car when I was moving.

  216. Scott’s a thinker.

  217. Not entirely true RFH. Good looking drug addicts are the exception, and the occasional idiot.

  218. Attractive movers are only in pron films.

    and we now have a new leader in the “who drives wiserbud the craziest with sexually suggestive comments” contest!!

    nicely done, romaine.

  219. Cracked me up when Chris Christie told the people to get the hell of the beach.

  220. http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v=INOeZnfUuIY

    Someone is begging for the cuff!

  221. Good looking drug addicts are the exception, and the occasional idiot.

    HEY!

    I’m not an idiot!

  222. I used to own (2) moving vans, it got to the point where my standard answer was…..here’s $30, the rental truck is on me.

  223. Someone is begging for the cuff!

    Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom?

  224. Wiser, bow chicka bow wow. Drink another Corona.

  225. it got to the point where my standard answer was…..here’s $30, the rental truck is on me.

    what a coincidence…..

    I used to offer them ~$30 also……

    wait, are we still talking about the same thing?

  226. Wiser, bow chicka bow wow. Drink another Corona.

    yannow, the more you drink, the better I look…….

  227. bad timing

  228. We were watching the Star Trek episode “Requiem for Methuselah”, and the robot spazzes out. My son chirps up, “Run time system error.”

  229. My son chirps up, “Run time system error.”

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    yeah, it’s a whole new world. I can’t even get my son to watch Star Wars. “too boring” Although, he digs the Indiana Jones movies.

  230. Awww. My kids liked Star Wars, but they thought the 1978 Superman was boring.

  231. uhg oh. family is due home i 15 minutes.

    time to start thinking about taking something out of the freezer for dinner.

    *opens freezer door

    Hmmmm….. eskimo pie chicken with ice-pop glaze…….

  232. Ugh. This thing is going to land pretty much in my lap on Saturday. I am not looking forward to this weekend. OTH, work has already been cancelled on Monday, so I got that going for me.

  233. Worst,,,,charity….ever.

  234. Very soon, we will all be nothing more than a fond memory.

    Well, memory anyway.

  235. “Ugh. This thing is going to land pretty much in my lap on Saturday”

    Wear a cup.

  236. Worst,,,,charity….ever.

    For real. I somehow ended up on their mailing list. They are relentless and annoying.

    Actually, the worst one was one that sent me a registered letter for begging. I had to take time off from work to go pick it up.

  237. Scott, what saying is on your ball cap RIGHT NOW?

  238. What a cool last name, I bet he has a daughter named Sharon.

  239. FEMA

  240. I think if Wiser is disappeared during Stormageddon I’m supposed to take charge of his stereo or his daughter.

    I forget which.

  241. I wonder if Bloomberg is evacuating neighborhoods that are most likely to flood or loot?

  242. **looks to see if BBF was poated when I wasn’t looking.

  243. Hi Roamy!

    *waves*

  244. crap sorry, i tried to fix it but groupled. enjoy the tune anyway and GET THE HELL OFF THE BEACH

  245. Hi Cathy!

    **warms hands, starts rubbing sore shoulder.

  246. What the hell is grouple?

  247. Awesome Count, but it’s a cover so I am confused.

  248. Thanks for posting that vid, Count. I love that.

  249. We have 3 weeks of food and a week of water. . . for a freaking rainstorm! FML!
    BTW – Anyone got any extra 12 gauge 00 they want to offload?

  250. grouple- (verb) to fuck something up.

    HA! damn covers. double grouple

  251. Thanks, Roamy. Hurts but the pain has lessened.

    Early morning is the worst time.

  252. HA HA HA. Sandwiches are on MCPO.

  253. THREE DAY BENDER AT THE AIRDALE HOUSEHOLD!!! BRING A FRIEND!!!

  254. I just heard a guy on Mark Levin who probably has his head screwed on well say that this is still a serious storm, but that it will probably be only a ‘one’ when it hits the coastline. He’s pissed at the alarmists and hearing about all the roads they are closing down and stuff and thinks more people are going to be unsafe now because of the moronic response, panic, roads closed, traffic jams, and folks running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

    I hope he is right that this is not going to be the terrible 18 billion dollar devastation… but more like maybe 1 billion. Sheesh. Still bad, but he wants people to use their heads and calm down a tad.

  255. Cathy – Our local TV folks were at a rest stop on the PA Turnpike. Scads of very tired New Jersey residents headed for the western slopes of the Appalachians. The turnpike, going west, is seeing double the normal load . . ridiculous!

  256. news stations are really out of control when it comes to hurricanes. They get all excited and exaggerate the hell out of it so people will stay glued to their station. It really is ridiculous. Total destruction and mayhem is their Viagra.

  257. Cathy, no one there wants to be the next Ray Nagin. I guess they’d rather be Chicken Little.

    The first bad storm here after the April tornadoes was like that.

  258. While they are predicting a weakening of the storm The pressure in the eye has remained constant for the past 24 hours or more.

    I do not evacuate for Cat 1 storms. Break out the generator board up the windows, and throw a hurricane party!

  259. They get all excited and exaggerate the hell out of it so people will stay glued to their station. It really is ridiculous. Total destruction and mayhem is their Viagra.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bBWBG9r2o

  260. “The demise of Irene has already begun. There is no visible eye. The storm intensity is down to 99 mph. This would be a low-end category 2 or a strong category 1 storm, while 36 hours ago some predicted a catastrophic category 4 storm. Air Force Reserve aircraft have found that Irene’s eyewall has collapsed, and the central pressure has risen — rising pressure means a weakening storm.”

  261. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FziScjyf4Ic&t=0m22s

  262. WTF people. I work my ass off all day long on stupid ass high speed train bullshit and what do I get for it? NO BBF, that’s what! Not only that, Irene f’n Irene ain’t gonna blow worth a shit. Fuck that weak shit. I want to see some fucking destruction up and down the east coast. Fuckin’ shithole.

    Then I found $20.

    Have a good weekend, Goobers.

    And fuck you all. Especially wiser and wiserbud..

  263. HA! Rich is teh funneh.

  264. I am still seeing 950 mb pressure Count what are you seeing?

  265. It’s not polite to laugh at stupid Mare.

  266. That was from here:
    https://www.gplus.com/Hurricanes/Insight/The-storm-cannot-master-its-own-strength

  267. Rich seems to have some unresolved issues with Wiserbud’s mom.

  268. Arways rook eye, Danielson.

  269. Wiserbuds mom is cool.

  270. ROOK EYE!!!!

  271. Ha!~ Pup.

  272. MARE!

    unprepared

  273. Scoot….always have a kitten at the ready.

  274. Mare! http://i.imgur.com/X4iLa.jpg

  275. I pulled up the NOAA advisories Count and the ones I looked at 8am and 5pm Thursday, as well as 2pm today and 8pm todayand it was 950 mb.

    However it did a lot of changing between those times dropping to 942 mb while it strengthened over night so it has weakened I just missed it.

  276. http://tinyurl.com/444y4a2

  277. Pissed kitten….excellent!

  278. Next weekend TD#10 will be threatening Canada or Mexico or not, but they can predict where these buggers are going

    When it is there.
    http://weather.myfoxtampabay.com/maps/WTVT/custom/storms/storm4_track.html

  279. they’re still showing 950 mb and 100 sustained winds on fox. I just found that link on drudge read it and quoted it. Not sure if you looked at the comments on that article but dude was getting hammered for writing it.

  280. WTF why is Fred Thompson doing weather on foxnews did I miss something?

  281. Tittyweb Jenkins knows more about the weather.

  282. Traffic in downtown San Diego is fucked up.

  283. Tittyface Jenkins does too.

  284. Did anybody reveal anybody else’s secret identity today?

  285. I really, really hope not Sean.

  286. I want to see some fucking destruction up and down the east coast. Fuckin’ shithole

    *flips the Double Bird at Rich*

    We’ve got enough problems, Asspenny.

    *dips a dozen blowgun darts in Hump Toxin*

    If Mayor Bloomberg wanted to become the President of the United States, do you know what he would have to do?

    While the hurricane is bearing down on Manhattan Island, he should hold a press conference, of four words.

    “Looters will be shot.”

    Then abruptly fucking leave the podium.

    Landslide motherfucking victory. People are looking around these days for reassurance that somebody still wants to defend civilization.

  287. The Fred is subbing for someone tonight – maybe Hannity.

  288. Hi, mare. How’s the weather in your secret location? It’s gonna be over 100 degrees here through Monday.

  289. MOMMMMM Sean killed the thread again

  290. It’s Africa hot here, Sean. Walking through a parking lot is like going through the Sahara Desert. But I made it those 50 into air conditioning and all was well.

  291. mare and I must have melted it.

  292. I friggin hate the TMZ pics of Steve Jobs that everyone keeps posting on facebook. Dude deserves way more respect than that shit.

  293. I just heard a weatherman describe Irene as “roughly the size of the continent of Europe”.

    I’m going to bed.

  294. who’s drinkin?

  295. I have two plastic grocery bags full of green pole beans and bush wax beans in my fridge, a shitload of paste tomatoes and beefsteak toms on the counter, some yellow squash and zucchini, and more out there to pick, along with the herbs and peppers and beets and chicory and other veggie stuff of that nature that are all about to get torn to shit/ drownded if I don’t finish harvesting it tomorrow. Only thing I can’t rescue is the leeks.

    If this tropical storm floods us and knocks out power, what is the best way to preserve this food? I can’t air-dry it, if we’re surrounded by a lake. It will rot on the threads. I can’t freeze it, without electricity. All I can do is hope the fridge stays cold enough to hold it over fresh until I can blanch and freeze it, right?

  296. **superglues Pupster’s doors shut**

  297. You’re gonna need a hair dryer and some Febreeze

  298. Pack it in dry ice and mail it to Rosetta.

  299. who’s drinkin?

    *rubs right shoulder to work out soreness*

    *raises left hand*

  300. If this tropical storm floods us and knocks out power, what is the best way to preserve this food?

    What about Scott’s method to keep stuff cool with the clay pots?

    Go buy a shit load of large clay pots.

  301. Laura, I’d break out the pressure canner and plan on a few all-nighters.

  302. If only you had an acetylene torch and some styrofoam packing peanuts…

  303. Canned tuna, Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom Soup, and dried noodles will make it through a hurricane just fine. You can make a fine meal out of that.

    Just sayin’.

  304. duct tape

  305. well, yeah, ofcourse

  306. Laura, do you guys have a basement? If any of your stuff can keep a tad longer, like root veggies, you can wrap each item in newspaper and store it for a longer time in a cool basement.

    Other alternative… go purchase a couple of cheap box fans, bungy cords, and some clean paper air filters that are the same size, and dehydrate stuff. Alton Brown has the method described at the Food Network website and used it successfully to make his beef jerky. Lots of veggies can be dehydrated.

  307. Feather duster.

  308. We used to store things in 50 gallon drums of sand. How much sand can you get your hands on?

  309. you’re gonna need a shitload of dimes.

  310. Ship me your paste tomatoes Laura
    I will take good care of them

  311. Big, big pot of vegetable stew

  312. Thanks guys. I will not be able to successfully dry anything in this coolish, moist, swamp-rot weather, and don’t have a pressure canner. Shit.

    Help me vinegar, you’re our only hope!

  313. We used to store things in 50 gallon drums of sand. How much sand can you get your hands on?

    A lot! How does that work? You just layer stuff in sand?

  314. We used to store things in 50 gallon drums of sand.

    Like, um, …sand, apparently.

  315. Ship me your paste tomatoes Laura
    I will take good care of them

    Hah! I bet. The crop is just coming in, I already have a big pile of them red on the counter, and it’s killing me that the majority will be knocked green off the vine tomorrow night.

    First year in five that we’ve had a really good tomato crop here. Dammit.

  316. >> You just layer stuff in sand?

    No, you pound it.

  317. Help me vinegar, you’re our only hope!

    kimchi!

    Winning!!!

  318. You just layer stuff in sand?

    Yep, that’s just right. The sand acts like a desiccant. It works well with things like squash, carrots, apples, onions, turnips. I don’t think it would work for tomatoes; you need to stew them and can them or freeze them.

  319. How do I get on the tomato shippin short list?

    I don’t even care what color they are. Surprise me.

  320. Sand? Really? Sand? the entire state of Florida (south of Tampa) is nothing but Myakka fine sand. Washed to a snow pure white sun bleached achingly white snow driven pure white beach.

    or a cement grey unwashed sand that Zeke tracks into my house that fouls my hands with clay and my floors likewise

    after mopping I get the holystone white oak.

    2x a week honest!

  321. AAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEE!!!!

    *runs around waving arms in the air*

    The weatherman says we are gonna have rain and wind!!!

  322. heheh MCPO,
    Like MJ said we are getting lots of wind from the north here thanks to Irene.

    It is rather hot and humid, but much cooler than normal August Florida air.

  323. Did I kill it?

  324. Man, when was the last time we didn’t have a Big Boob Friday?

  325. Vman – Went through a storm on USS Saratoga. Lots of broken limbs from guys falling out of their bunks, broken crockery in the galley and 60′ of exposed JP5 fuel lines. Rode out a hurricane that hit VaBeach with 100 mph winds. We’re going to get 30 mph sustained, 60 mph gusts and 2″ to 3″ of rain.

    Big whoop!

  326. Good night

    And nothing in the spam bucket! Yea!

  327. We had sustained winds of over 100mph in Oak Harbor in ’79. That’s the storm that sunk the Hood Canal bridge.

    I think our storm preparations consisted of not going to Burger King for dinner.

  328. Now, the air station, OTOH, flew every jet to bases hundreds of miles away.

  329. Thankfully, we don’t get hurricanes out here. All we have to contend with are earthquakes, massive brush fires, a colossal wave of illegal immigration, and Democrats.

  330. Ouch MCPO!

    On a Cat 1?

  331. I’m far enough inland to not be too concerned by the news media is overhyping the shit out of this storm.

  332. Sean, you forgot the mudslides.

  333. Mudslides only happen when it rains, and everybody knows that it never rains in Southern California.

    (Except in the late fall and early winter when all of the burnt-off vegetation from the summer wildfires leaves the hillsides completely unstable.)

  334. sausage party.

    feh.

  335. Not me!

  336. Um… What kinda sausage?

  337. MOM!!! LIPPY IS A VEGETARIAN!!!

  338. I’m in Boston at the moment, but it looks like it’s just going to be a pretty nasty storm for us. So I’m just going to stock up on munchies and movies, buy a UPS, and hope the power doesn’t go out.

  339. How long are you in Boston, Geoff?

  340. well ok then!

  341. AM NOT A VEGETARIAN !!!!

    *kicks Sean in the back of the calf* *runs*

    Mom! Sean kicked me!

    (future Democrat)

  342. I’m doing a two-week trip this time, and I’m halfway through. I get to go home next Friday.

  343. Put your pants on, Lippy.

    http://tinyurl.com/3deoya2

  344. Well, Geoff, enjoy the weather.

  345. I’m already pumped about the weekend forecast here. 108 is gonna be awesome. 109 is one better than 108.

  346. B-Rad, that does not look like me. Did you put the secret camera at the neighbor’s house by mistake?

    I’m more like this:

    http://tinyurl.com/3h9hc9x

  347. So what you’re saying is you look like Mare?

  348. Carnac: Dave in Texas!

    Ed: Who will be sleeping in his pool this weekend?

  349. >> I’m more like this

    Ninja please. You cannot fib to a witness.

  350. I’ve changed.

  351. This will probably piss Dave off…

    http://www.breitbart.tv/gibson-guitar-ceo-on-obama-doj-raids-were-being-persecuted/

  352. >> I’ve changed.

    You cannot bullshit a bullshitter.

    I sawr that this week Sean. Trade restrictions on awesomely beautiful woods like purpleheart and ebony, based on stupid ass enviro dumb shitty shit.

    I’m very happy to have two bass guitars with ebony fretboards. Hell, one day they may be classics.

    And, one day, someone may learn to actually play these fuckers worth a damn.

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  354. I’m more like this:

    That’s some lumpy, bumpy steatopygia.

  355. Well, Geoff, enjoy the weather.

    I was gonna work and watch movies anyway, so as long as the power holds out, I’m all set.

  356. Good night younzes. Sweet dreams and all that crap.

  357. hulk porn 1…

    …kerry marie 1

    Coincidence?

  358. G’night Lipstick.

  359. See ya tomorrow, Lipstick.

  360. …Internettily speaking, of course.

  361. Good night, Lippy.

    Sean, I’m more concerned about the sick fuck that actually went looking for Milena Velba pics.

  362. Y’all enjoy.

    G’night

  363. Sleep tight, ladies.

  364. well hello boys and girls.

    I got a lot done today. ok, not a lot, but I did mail rosetta’s baby shower gift, so I feel good about that. Is it my fault they had that baby early? I think not.

    Anyhoo, off to watch one of those subtitled karate movies with pjd.

    b-rad, can you tell I stole pjd’s two corona’s?

  365. Does that mean he has to watch a romantic comedy or a musical tomorrow?

  366. Anyhoo, off to watch one of those subtitled karate movies with pjd.

    He’s got to come visit. I will hook him up.

  367. I like those movies Sean.
    I do like comedies, but not romantic comedies, more like things with Jackie Chan.

    Geoff! Hook ME up!

    (not ready to watch movie yet)

    We watched “A Chinese Fairy Tale” the other day, I thought it was pretty good.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8rJsoFbCos

  368. I did mail rosetta’s baby shower gift, so I feel good about that.

    Did you make sure to poke some holes in the top of the box? Because, otherwise, that goat’s not getting to Missouri alive.

  369. Looks like yet another version of A Chinese Ghost Story.

  370. Um, karate is Japanese, not Chinese.

    /pedant

  371. Geoff! Hook ME up!

    We’ll have to work something out. I own a couple hundred martial arts movies, and have about 30 wuxia drama series on a hard drive. And if you like anime, I have even more of that.

  372. Um, karate is Japanese, not Chinese.

    /pedant

    Then why do they speak Chinese, hmmmmm?

    That’s what I thought.

  373. We’ll have to work something out.

    OK!

    wink wink

    You should have seen what I had to do to get a couple of corona’s out of b-rad.

  374. You should have seen what I had to do to get a couple of corona’s out of b-rad.

    i think you’ll find that things are a little easier in my case – for one thing, I don’t hide the movies up my butt.

  375. I don’t hide the movies up my butt.

    HAHAHAHAHA! I snorted a Milk Dud up my nose and then had to read the thread to PJD because he wanted to know what I was laughing at.

  376. Then why do they speak Chinese, hmmmmm?

    That’s what I thought.

    Yeah, they’re doing it just to fuck with westerners. It turns out that Karate, Kung-Fu, Tae Kwon Do, and Szechuan cooking are actually secretly all the same thing.

  377. I’m going to try to get down to Chinatown tomorrow to get some more vids. The last time I went I got 3 wuxia series, each one with 30 45-minute episodes, for $7.50 each.

  378. It turns out that Karate, Kung-Fu, Tae Kwon Do, and Szechuan cooking are actually secretly all the same thing.

    And don’t forget Mandarin, although I try to avoid eating it because I hear it gives people headaches.

  379. And don’t forget Mandarin, although I try to avoid eating it because I hear it gives people headaches.

    It’s a jaded faded, faded jaded, jaded thing anyway.

  380. Kung-Fu also gives people headaches and also, if movies are to believed, exploding hearts.

    Best not to order that at Jade Garden.

  381. I think I might need to google that one.

  382. Kung-Fu also gives people headaches and also, if movies are to believed, exploding hearts.

    Well yeah, if you’re a noob and let your blood flow get reversed.

  383. My comment was meant for Geoff, not sean.

    Thing with exploding hearts is, you eat them and you’re hungry a half hour later.

  384. Oh, so that’s how you defend against the Touch of Death. Regulating your circulatory system.

    It all seems so simple now.

  385. It all seems so simple now.

    Don’t forget your chi flow and air flow as well. Being a martial arts master is just work, work, work.

  386. My comment was meant for Geoff, not sean.

    Here’s a hint:

    My mind is clearer now
    At last, I can see, all too well, where we all, soon will be…..

  387. Thing with exploding hearts is, you eat them and you’re hungry a half hour later.

    QUIT RIPPING OFF 1950S COMEDIANS!!!

    Seriously, are you gonna bust out a “One from column A, one from column B” joke next?

  388. And now that I googled the lyrics, it’s clear that I garbled them a bit.

    My mind is clearer now.
    At last all too well
    I can see where we all soon will be.

  389. Don’t forget your chi flow and air flow as well. Being a martial arts master is just work, work, work.

    Like waxing classic cars and varnishing fences.

    (See what I did there?)

  390. Speaking of Karate…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMsLvLshZBQ

  391. The pinnacle of the ridiculous martial arts training regimen is generally considered to be found in 36 Chambers of Shaolin (which starred a very young Gordon Liu, later the old master in Kill Bill). I showed it to my daughter, so that now when she whines about gymnastics practice, I offer to help her train like Gordon did.

    She seems to prefer v-sits to running up stairs with buckets of water held in extended arms (naturally with knives strapped under the arms to keep you from letting them sag).

  392. Being a martial arts master is just work, work, work.

    There are shortcuts. We have the technology.

    http://tinyurl.com/3dcns6e

  393. Good luck today Car in.

  394. New float! Err … poat!


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