Hello scum. Since Rosetta has the work ethic of a smelly hippy dirtbag, BBF will be brought to you by me. And by me, I mean ‘Alternate Universe‘ MJ. Or should I say, JM? Either way, this is going to totally kick balls, which in this case is awesome. Or bad. I’m not sure which anymore.
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If you’ve properly entered the alternate universe, this song will make perfect sense. If not, try drinking these in ascending order. After all, you’re going to need to wash down these.
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For today’s FFB, we’re going to travel around the world to the far off island of Japan. Please give a giant squishy welcome to Rio Hamasaki! Rio Hamasaki was born June 11, 1988 in Tokyo. Her GPA in college was a 33-23-34F. Going to the beach in her teeny bikini is a favorite thing to do because the guys all want to follow her to watch her hot ass. Her first experience took place at the tender age of 16, and probably involved someone feeling her up on the train. That seems to happen a lot in Japan. Let’s go to Tokyo!
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Before we get into the carnal pleasures of Rio, let’s take a quick test. You have approximately 45 mins. Please do not cheat by copying from the following people: Wiser, MJ, Dave, Cyn, or Andy. They are all copying off of Mrs. Peel, and they are afraid the teacher will notice. Don’t fuck this up!
Ready? No? Ok, go.
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1624–Cardinal Richelieu was named chief minister of France by king Louis XIII.
1851–Isaac Singer patented the sewing machine.
1898–A peace protocol ending the Spanish American War was signed.
1898–Hawaii was formally annexed to the United States.
1908–The first model T rolls off the assembly line.
1935–President FDR signs the Social Security Bill.
1935–The erection of the Berlin wall begins, restricting traffic from East to West.
1992–NAFTA is signed creating the largest trading block in the world between the US, Canada, and Mexico.
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Now, take a look at these Alternate Universe Cans™.
*Pretty nails.
*Why so sad? I cheer you up!
So…what are you doing this weekend? That sounds nice, please expand in the comments section. I will be doing next to nothing, except for laying by the pool with my good friend, beer. The last of our summer guests have left, so now Mrs JM and I can make kissy faces at each other.
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Wow no one has posted yet lol
*picks up My Side of the Mountain
*shuns modern writing for rest of life
Just in case anyone missed it.
those are some big boobies
rich makes weekly appearance in 3 …2 … 1 …
I have NOT been copying!! Besides, you said you wouldn’t tell. Jerk.
Me hate you all long time
Fabulous job, alternate MJ.
I hope someone commented on my John Locke quote. . . I’m too lazy to go back and check.
Carin, I had similar reaction to Nicholas Sparks shit.
For some reason, because I was in ministry, peeps assumed that I would LOVE his shit. Can’t take it.
If anyone sees me even walking near anything by Sparks, please beat me over the head with Floyd’s dildo.
I’m gonna crank out some piece of shit, barely literate, man-as-a-pussy novel and make a million dollars.
WINNING
From the last thread – o.o thanks for all the Happy B-day wishes!
And it’s going fine TiFW – I just ran across on convo on FB that made me facepalm pretty hard… luckily it was a friend of a friend who I don’t actually have to interact with
Oh, and you got a thumbs-up for this poat because it’s Kerrie Marie free. I will have to click the linkies later. Please let there be no links to KM. TYIA.
Good job, JM.
Mommy has to go do grown-up work now to pay for your Asian habits. Please do not set the house on fire and remember what I told you about going blind.
I’m a bit of a busybody, so I sent Rosetta an e-mail “at work” (what can I say? I’m not known as “The Bulldog” to friends and family for nuthin….)
Anyway, I just got this in my e-mail:
You’re sweet to check in. Everything is great, I have just been meeting myself coming and going the last few days so I haven’t had a chance to make any comments on the blog. I appreciate everyone’s concern and I’m very sorry for making anyone worry about us. Henry is kicking ass and taking names.
He and Momma came home yesterday and they are both doing great. I’m looking forward to catching my breath this weekend.
Actually, I just remembered that this is BBF. Ha. Henry is 5 days old and I already don’t know what day it is. If you don’t mind passing this info on to everyone for me, I would appreciate it. I will try to say hello on the blog later today and fill everyone in on Henry.
Thanks again for checking in. And if anyone wants to do a crappy last minute BBF, that would be good.
Happy Birthday Revvy!
How did I miss a BBF Poat announcement?
I’ve never read any Nicholas Sparks.
I did watch Message in a Bottle, but didn’t realize at the time it was from an NS book.
Wasn’t that great. The good news was that Kevin Costner dies at the end, so it was totally worth it.
From the last poat, ‘cuz it takes me a while to catch up….
Oh, and Happy Birthday, sweet Revvy! Sorry if it’s not going how you planned it – call up Scott, Laura, and the Wisers and tell them to take you out and entertain you.
(Or not – you never know how that’s gonna turn out…..)
Carin, have you read any Follett?
That dude can’t write anything that isn’t awesome. Or I’m no longer a reliable judge because I’m so twitterpated by him.
Too lazy to copy over my comments from last poat…
Deal with it. I did.
Wasn’t that great. The good news was that Kevin Costner dies at the end, so it was totally worth it.
Not a total loss. If only he’d died in Waterworld.
Happy birthday Revvy!
Kostner is probably a better entrepreneur than actor…
I think I have a follett book here somewhere.
Lemme go look.
Oh yes. the man from st. Petersburg
TIFW – Thank you very much!
OK, gotta do a couple of miles on the bike and head to the showers.
“rich makes weekly appearance in 3 …2 … 1 …”
Wuht?
When I read Follett stuff, the stories and images really stick, and I keep recalling them.
Pillars of the Earth is still my all time favorite followed by World Without End.
Hornet Flight and Lie Down With Lions were awesome too.
I am so glad that I’m not the only one who does not care for Sparks. Depressing wienerness.
Happy BDay Revvy! Hope you got a nice present.
Alternate universe MJ, in the first pic, that little girl has nice skin. I hope she uses sunscreen.
Teresa, you crack me up. Now me and Ca rin can get out of the bushes SYWM!
See, we told Rosetta to get sleep while he can but NOOOOOO, he is actually seeing his alternate universe self walking by.
…that could be dangerous……
“rich makes weekly appearance in 3 …2 … 1 …”
Wuht?
Ha ha ha. Never fail. rich showing up for bbf is more regular than the swallows returning to Capistrano.
XD actually beasn, I’m at the point where I’m old enough that I just pick something out I want and my parents buy it for me for my birthday. This year it’s new bedding, cause mine is old and raggedy and I’m getting new floofy blankets and such.
I also feel old because I’m excited about this.
There’s a “Car in…. swallows” joke there, but I pulled something in my back trying to pick it up.
Happy birthday Revvy!
From across the pond, this is a REALLY nice article:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8694278/Rick-Perry-the-Paint-Creek-boy-who-would-be-king.html
(And anyone who grew up in a small Texas town knows EXACTLY what this guy means)
Happy birthday, Revvy!
Carin, The Notebook is the worst movie ever. It exemplifies all that is bad about chick flicks without a single redeeming quality. I’m not surprised the book is terrible. I wonder which is worse…but I refuse to read the book to find out, because I already lost two hours of my life to the movie!
Ooooo….I like new bedding. That is a good gift. Don’t look at me like that, I’m not that old.
I even passed my lurve for beautiful bedding on to beasnette.
(drive by to see ifthis place still exists)
Happy Birthday, Revster!
Sorry we couldn’t get together last night, but my days and nights are pretty much booked up solid between now and the day I die.
Miss you all (well, almost all you all)
see you again sometime soon.
I sent Rosetta an e-mail back, and tattled on MJ and his slutty Asian obsession….
*once again… Waves at wisersbutt*
Not bad looking.
No worries Wiser, thanks for the b-day wishes 🙂
And yes beasn, new bedding is awesome. Especially the floofy kind. I like feeling like I going to sleep in a giant marshmallow.
…. what?
Wiser’s vacation cruise was affordable for a reason:
http://tinyurl.com/42xmfao
Favorite Follett book is Eye of the Needle. His spy stuff is just as suspenseful as Ludlum or LeCarre, with better characters.
Pillars and World Without End also kicked ass.
I know I read Man from St Petersberg, but I can’t remember what it was about. Oh well.
Yee-haw!!!!!
11th Circuit rules part of Obamacare unconstitutional!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44121956/ns/politics-white_house/?GT1=43001
TiFW, that’s actually something of a defeat, in that the court ignored the fact that there is NO severability clause in the law. If any part was unconstitutional, the whole law is unconstitutional. But in this case, the court decided to just ignore a few hundred years of jurisprudence and impose its own will.
NO severability clause in the law.
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We may end up with the expensive parts (no pre-existing, staying on mom and dad’s insurance until mid 40s) which will drive up costs faster than they would have in the first place. It has to be all or nothing.
mammalies!!!
OK, folks. I’m ditching work for the afternoon. You’re all invited to a nekked pool party at Wiser and Wiserbuds. Happy bifday, Revvy. And Rosie, if you read this, sniff a fuzzy baby head and smack Mrs Rosetta on the ass for me.
Hope you all have a great weekend of abusing yourselves.
I dunno why, but Japanese chicks just never really do it for me.
I mean, I’d hit it, of course, but I’d spend the whole time thinking of Car in ‘s fabulous fanny.
xBrad – I’m with ya, brother.
Rush spoke about that Brad.
He said this was passed in a way because it was “budget neutral”.
If they can’t force us to purchase it, it wont be budget neutral and it dies.
I
Ted, I think that’s why I joined the Army.
Go to Bavaria and the beergirls, or Olongapo?
xBrad – I went to North Africa, Spain, Italy, England, Iceland, Belgium, etc., etc.
I dunno why, but Japanese chicks just never really do it for me.
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Oh for crissakes. You guys could have a boob in your hand and you’d complain about it.
I dunno why, but Japanese chicks just never really do it for me.
More for me.
You guys could have a boob in your hand and you’d
complain about itwonder what it was.FTFY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6agArPvRfg
Watch it!
The guitar in the Dengue Fever video reminded me of the guitar in the first song that automatically plays at this site (Greg Ginn, formerly of Black Flag fame).
I didn’t complain the last time I had a bewb in my hand.
**fond memories of an age of Member’s Only jackets and New Wave music**
Really? It’s dead already?
I took umbrage at Geoff’s comment.
Not dead… Just nap time. Sheesh. Talk about Asian chicks is kinda boring. Go ahead without me.
I’ll be chillaxin while reading and thinking about how to take over the world.
Really? It’s dead already?
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It’s alive. I was just pretending to work.
I have in Indian in my sites! About to take em out..!
Getting a little crosseyed should help to better appreciate the Asiaticboobagistics.
I am using my spidey senses to call out the hostagettes for some pre-weekend chatter.
*shoots web of justice towards hostagettes*
*wipes hand*
*reloads*
*looks at clock….
helloooooooooo vodka…….
*shoots web of justice towards hostagettes*
dude….. use a tissue next time…..
disgusting……
Wiser! Where you been, buddy?
My bad…. my bad.
hola hostages and good to see ya wiser hope all is well.
Wiser! Where you been, buddy?
working. Building a little business of my own, while also working full-time in the same industry I was in before I lost the last gig, plus putting in as many hours as I can at the music store.
basically, filling up all of those empty, non-productive hours that I spent here for no pay with productive work, for no pay…. yet.
good to see ya wiser hope all is well.
Can’t say that yet, but hope you’re doing better, buddy.
My bad…. my bad.
you wanta clean up the cat, please?
Anyone know why my last 2 comments didn’t post?
you wanta clean up the cat, please?
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eh, collateral damage…
Anyone know why my last 2 comments didn’t post?
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Anybody hear that?
ooops. e-mail.
back to work.
Anyone know why my last 2 comments didn’t post?
Because you touch yourself in the bathroom?
Wonder what Mare is doing – right NOW?
http://fwd4.me/08su
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKMT9DAt2jQ#t=00m28s
That thing is old MCPO but it will never stop being funny.
This business of your own, does it involve women or sports events?
This business of your own, does it involve women or sports events?
small children and wood
Climb Mt. Niitaka
Kids love those football tickets, you should diversify.
Kids love those football tickets, you should diversify.
all part of the business plan.
Start with the wood, introduce the leather later….
Found a site that posts private CAT scans. Seems like a violation of some kind, but I don’t know.
http://is.gd/LsEi1M
I took umbrage at Geoff’s comment.
Did it start raining or somethin’?
*scoots away before the Chief throws something towards Texas….*
Long stretches between customers on Fridays, Laura? 😛
AWWWWW
http://www.wordaroundthenet.com/2011/08/turn-to-hero.html
OMGOMGOMGOMG My phone is ringing and the caller ID says it’s Michelle Bachman!!!!
Should i answer???
AWWWWW
http://www.wordaroundthenet.com/2011/08/turn-to-hero.html
Good wiserbud says: That actually brought a tear to my eye. What cool people!
Bad wiserbud says: I would have gone straight to Wonder Woman too! Kid’s not stupid.
Someone go get lauraw
an ice cream treatsome wilted lettuce.OMGOMGOMGOMG My phone is ringing and the caller ID says it’s Michelle Bachman!!!!
Should i answer???
Maybe this is a sign she’ll quit calling me.
Building a little business of my own
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Good for you. That’s very encouraging
Someone go get lauraw
an ice cream treatsome wilted lettuce.I’m on it!!
excuse me, miss, where are your beets?
Checking out my favorite Friday link dump over at David Thompson’s. Here’s another one, for those of you who enjoy panoramic photography of utter devastation. http://blog.360cities.net/hiroshima-after-the-atomic-bomb/
Maybe this is a sign she’ll quit calling me.
If I’ve told her once, I’ve told her a thousand times, I’m 50 years old!!! I don;t need a foster mom!!!!
for those of you who enjoy panoramic photography of utter devastation.
well, gawrsh, who doesn’t?
Found a site that posts private CAT scans.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
OK, interesting concept. But is the giant alien squash vagina really a necessary part of the decor? http://is.gd/90OIAT
But is the giant alien squash vagina really a necessary part of the decor?
eh. I’ve stayed in worse places…..
‘member that time I passed out in your backyard and I woke up with…….
I’ve probably said too much already.
time to make dinner
*hic
this ought to be fun
‘member that time I passed out in your backyard and I woke up with…….
Oh yeah I forgot; Bubba says ‘hey,’ and also ‘you should go to the doctor.’
this ought to be fun
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vodkaroni and cheese!
I can’t have anything to drink because I’ve got to pick my son up from football at 9 pm.
On a friday night.
Practice until 9 pm.
Cheap beef prices are starting to hit here. Sent Honeysmooches out to stock up on a good deal or two that we spotted.
Wood Solutions!™
Carin, those coaches have to be made to understand a few things about your lifestyle.
You should just march right up to them and tell them that it is way past time to get your drink on and that they are cramping your nighttime freaklife.
You would be even more persuasive if you had some small burns on your lips and were wearing one ragged house shoe.
Leather Solutions!™
Carin – Give him 2 quarters and tell him to take the bus.
You should just march right up to them and tell them that it is way past time to get your drink on and that they are cramping your nighttime freaklife.
OH HELLS YEA.
It’s only 5 miles. He can walk.
*wanders into kitchen to look for something to drink
Yea, prices on steak has me thinking about making beef jerky.
Got a great recipe.
As hot as it is, I might be able to dry stuff much faster.
Sharron Angle just friended me on FB…
Chief, I remember when a dime could get me a bus ride to the shopping center about ten miles away.
Stayed a little late at work to read this article: http://www.mindingthecampus.com/originals/2011/08/betrayal_of_liberty_on_campus.html
Outrageous. That education bubble can’t burst soon enough. Somebody has to save the kids from this garbage.
Thanks for that link, Laura. Not read entirely yet, but will.
Check your email for a bit of fresh air…
Two…hours…to…cocktails…must…resist…urge…to…quit…early.
Haven’t seen cheap beef around here yet but I have noticed milk is effing $4 a gallon. Wallyworld brand is 3.36. Shhheeeeet.
2004 VW Golf.
price and mileage supposedly right.
Never heard of it before.
Wild Range Amber Ale. Raspberry chipolte sauce poured over cream cheese with Ritz crackers.
I’ve died and gone to heaven.
fat and calories, come to momma………but bring me a good buzz, please
That is my favorite snack PJM. *cries* I have to go to a party tonight and all I can have is water. WooHOo
Great article, Laura. Thanks to some profs like this gent, we might be able to identify and root out that sort odd shit.
Sorry Beasn. I got boneless breast of chicken for under $2 last week, and can get some awesome Texas beef steaks for maybe $4 or less right now. The drought may have something to do with it.
And I pay under $3 for a gallon of quality milk at a nearby dairy store, Braums. They certify their cows to be rBGH free.
Wallyworld brand is 3.36. Shhheeeeet.
Where are you? And milk is almost $4 here.
That is my favorite snack PJM. *cries* I have to go to a party tonight and all I can have is water. WooHOo
come over here. I’ll sneak ya some.
yeah. I just read laura’s article too. I’m glad he busted those bastards. It’s really freaking scary and I just want to seal my kids and myself off in a big bubble, but then we’d have no oxygen and we’d all die. so annoying.
The raspberry chipotle sauce is making my mouth water, Peej.
Hang in there Cyn. I’ll wait for ya, Sweetums!
Beasn is in the greater StL area.
I love it with Wheat thins
Beasn is in the greater StL area.
oooooooh, yeah I knew that, but the way she was talking it sounded like she was visiting some place.
i had that raspberry chipolte sauce for the first time at Costco when the sampler gave it to me, I was hooked from then on.
Cathy, farmers are dumping their beef cows on the market because it’s too expensive to feed them in this drought. Stock up now and fill your freezer, it’s going to get real pricey in the future.
sooohooooooo, can you tell me the name of this diet you’re on? And have you had a lot of success cuz it feels like you’ve been on it for a while, but it could just be the crack I smoked this morning wearing off.
Top shelf ground beef $2.99 per lb.
Woo hoo.
Peej, there are tons of excellent small universities cropping up and coming out as conservative universities. We have a few of them here in North Texas… And they are marketing themselves like Hillsdale in Hillsdale Michigan. Don’t worry… Your kiddos will do exceedingly well, I’m thinking…
So I had reserved a coupla hotel rooms for the trip up and back in a couple of weeks when we take DD#3 up to New York and drop her off, then speed back towards Texas before they realize what hit them.
Then, I get an e-mail in my inbox, enticing me with an offer that was too good to pass up – a cheaper rate at the same hotel, and now WITH BREAKFAST INCLUDED!!!
Why yes, I DID cancel the old reservations and make new ones……
PJM it is the hcg diet and it has been 11 days and I have lost 11 pounds. You need to get the candied jalapeno’s and pour them over cream cheese as well. It is so amazing. Not spicy.
Laura, I’m going to do it. Good plan. And I’m not kidding about the beef jerky. Got my recipe box and dehydrator out right now…
Got to be ready for the zombie apocalypse.
PJM here is a link. I take drops and this is the diet:
http://hcgdietinfo.com/HCG-Diet-Protocol.htm
I had to get rid of my goats because the cost of hay went up so ridiculously high…………still got my chicks, though.
Peej…
http://www.hillsdale.edu/
Okay, just read that article. Bastards. I heard about that program some time ago and had wondered what the outcome was. The students need to speak up when they see this shit…tell their parents, form groups, tell ’em to f*ck off and talk to a lawyer.
HA…daughter just came down and informed me that she has to take a survey as an incoming freshman to residence life. They want to know her drinking habits and one question asked how many times has she gotten into trouble with her drinking……there were no options for ‘zero’. The rest of the questions rested on the answer to that one. *facepalm*
I told her that I would go over it with her this weekend but please note, dear daughter, if this survey is mandatory, it is none of their damned business.
Cathy, I would have loved to send daughter to Hillsdale, but then there is that out of state tuition.
YIKES…….29K.
PJM it is the hcg diet and it has been 11 days and I have lost 11 pounds.
oh that’s wild……..my mother has brought up me doing that diet. she’s also the one that suggests that I dye my hair because the grey doesn’t suit me.
Oh, she’s also the one that told me when I was a baby not to worry because there’s perms and makeup.
Huh, I’m sensing a pattern here.
PJM, please stop listening to your mother about your appearance. You are cute as a bug with or without makeup and I LOVE you hair short (grey or not) because it doesn’t hide your face.
I’ve heard Mark Levin talk about Hillsdale……..then I think I read somewhere that there’s no financial aid or student loans or something because they don’t want the government to be the boss of them?
They already have Graham thinking about college because he’s going into 8th grade. I can’t believe it. The boy has that annoying little fuzz on his upper lip. I made him shave it off.
Yea, Hillsdale is a dream…
Hugs, Beasn.
I’ve earned each and every grey hair on my head, and I keep them that way to remind the children who put them there in the first place…..
http://www.hillsdale.edu/admissions/financialaid/costs.asp
Tuition (12- to 17-credit hours)…………………………$20,760.00
Room…………………………………………………………..$4,130.00
Board (Knorr Family Dining Room)………………………$4,180.00
General Fees…………………………………………………….$540.0
Total………………………………………………………..$29,610.00
* Out-of-State Students: Because Hillsdale is a private college, there are no extra charges to students entering from outside Michigan.
wait……..Hillsdale’s in Michigan? So I can dump all my kids off on Hotspur or carin? I think you might have something there.
I just ate a cucumber. I am so satisfied.
Peej, there are lots of university options for bright kiddos…
How do you feel about the military?
Hotspur would be closer. Just saying.
Plus, he could teach them about the ghetto bar.
There is a difference between FEDERAL financial aid and private aid when it comes to college.
I’m hoping one of the things that will come about as a result of Obamacare (hopefully) hitting the skids is that the government will not be in charge of all student loan programs.
Talk about a nightmare just waiting to happen…..
I just ate a cucumber. I am so satisfied.
Wow. Your stomach is probably protruding.
I’m betting that Henry is one nice little cuddly lump of warm.
Not finding my beef jerky recipe….
Wow. Your stomach is probably protruding.
I’m gonna have to undo the top button of my shorts.
Peej, there are lots of university options for bright kiddos…
How do you feel about the military?
Not a problem.
I’m betting that Henry is one nice little cuddly lump of warm.
I’ll bet his head smells diving.
TiFW, i started greying at 22, BEFORE I had kids. I don’t know who to blame.
I’m betting that Henry is one nice little cuddly lump of warm.
yea, too bad we had to vote Rosie off the island for failing to update us and worrying us so.
“”I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades, I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
-Erma Bombeck”
Don’t do it PJM I wouldn’t wish this Hell on anyone
Peej should just come to michigan. I’ll get her in fighting shape.
Ha ha ha …
no, we’d prolly drink every night.
Oh, and I think I may have offended some of the mommies in our DS support group this morning.
We have been discussing the Medicaid waiver programs that our kids qualify for (yes, Rebecca’s “on the dole”), and one of the moms made the comment that “because of Obama, our kids can’t be denied health insurance. That’s all I care about.”
To say that I lost it is a mild understatement. I was rational, and made my points logically, but some of these moms aren’t very political, and I try to keep politics out of those discussions.
I can only plead heat – and anger at Barky (and this was before the 11th CC ruling came out this afternoon)…..
You guys have NO idea how many cucumbers I have. It’s insane. Many of them are pornographically large.
The scene outside Casa Andy. Party time!
what time should I be over, Andy?
one of the moms made the comment that “because of Obama, our kids can’t be denied health insurance. That’s all I care about.”
That I don’t understand because they are already covered.
I’m gonna have to undo the top button of my shorts.
You should probably run a couple miles. Those cucumbers are vicious little critters.
You’re probably right, Peej.
TiFW, i started greying at 22, BEFORE I had kids. I don’t know who to blame.
Fer cryin’ out loud, woman – don’t EVER tell them that!
The first rule of motherhood is, You ALWAYS blame the children for the grey hair.
Didn’t they give you the manual at the hospital after your first one was born?
*wanders off, muttering*
What’s your outdoor temp right now Andy?
Sheesh. That looks.very inviting.
though, of course, many of my brother’s fellow Downs friend’s parents, play the system themselves. One is collecting disability because of debilitating carpal tunnel prevents him working most jobs……..doesn’t stop him from bowling or working in his yard or car or roof.
Cathy, what you say the two of us crash Andy’s party?
I love me some gazpacho!
So, what’s the occasion, Andy?
beasn, but remember – THERE IS NO WHERE TO CUT.
Sure, Carin. Bring your cukes. Those will be good for a laugh.
meh
Sure, Carin. Bring your cukes. Those will be good for a laugh.
That may just make me miss Mrs. Cuffy.
Peej should just come to michigan. I’ll get her in fighting shape.
Ha ha ha …
no, we’d prolly drink every night.
Ok. Just give PJD a job. I promise he won’t text…….unless i say, WTF?!?!?! WHy aren’t you texting me back? PICK UP MILK!
ooooooooooh, andy is gonna be in a world of hurt tomorrow.
ok. two beers down and I’d say I’m at um, 7 Indians.
do I need to capitalize indians?
Carin I had to choose between tomato or cucumber tonight so I went with tomato.
FREAKING DAVE’S MOTHER NEEDS TO GO!!!!!!!
My toms are ripe yet. so cucumber it is. was.
These programs are for kids under the age of 18 (or 21, I can’t remember) whose parents don’t qualify for Medicaid with THEIR income.
The children qualify for Medicaid and other services, but there is currently a 8-10 year waiting list because so many people with “disabilities” are already on the program.
I basically told the moms – who are wanting to gang up on the local Congresscritter (a Republican) – that they need to be encouraging him to do what he can to get the freeloaders off of the program so that the PEOPLE IT WAS DESIGNED FOR don’t have to wait so long.
And also to figure out ways to cut through the waste – there are so many different “agencies” managing Rebecca’s case it isn’t even funny, and over 3/4 of them are unnecessary.
I dunno why, but Japanese chicks just never really do it for me.
The great thing about Japan is — it’s a short flight to Korea.
The first rule of motherhood is, You ALWAYS blame the children for the grey hair.
Ooooooooooh. ooops. I just tell them I’m fat because of them and if they really loved me and cared about me, they’d get me a beer out of the fridge NOW!
Miss Mrs. Cuffy?
Yea. I’d try to get really really drunk and do my best, but I’m no Mrs. Cuffy.
I gave up cucumbers and lost 47 lbs.
Oh, and now we’re talking about big cucumbers…..
Good thing Mr. TiFW is coming home soon – he loves it when the Hostagettes talk dirty!
I have deleted Dave’s mother. Cleaned my cookies, my history, my cache, you name it and that bitch won’t go.
Don’t do it PJM I wouldn’t wish this Hell on anyone
can you link me where you get yer drops?
I noticed our Cox monthly bill was kind of big so I called to cancel some stuff.
They ended up giving us all the same stuff and are charging us $45 a month less.
I hate that.
I dunno why, but Japanese chicks just never really do it for me.
The great thing about Japan is — it’s a short flight to Korea.
But aren’t you Big in Japan?
Here you go…
http://hcghealthlabs.com/
I was born in Japan
Thank you sohos!
damn it. I think I’m drunk. I knew drinking that 2nd beer was gonna do me in. I’m not in my game anymore. i used to be able to drink 4.
I was born in Japan
Is that true? Cuz that sounds kinda cool.
Yes, it is true. My Dad was in the Army
but you weren’t big in japan. You were very little.
A two hour nap is a wonderful way to spend an afternoon.
72 degrees outside. Come on over.
Get the box of tissues.
http://www.godvine.com/Mom-and-Dad-Get-an-Amazing-Surprise-in-Church-615.html
72?
Carin!!!!! Lez go!
Lez go!
**thud**
This will make your eyes leak. Long but good.
That nap got you feelin’ feisty, huh?
Maybe….
But hawt Hostagette on Hostagette sex is always gonna get my attention.
72 would be nice. It’s 80 here. I’m uncomfortable.
I’m going to try doing jerky in a creative way. Alton Brown came up with a great way to use air filters and a regular box fan instead of a food dehydrator or oven.
Since we have this heat and cheap beef I think it will be fun.
Any trace of head ache or sinus probes today, Xbrad?
I think I will have a beer before I start drinking
Scott, I might watch that later. I had a friend back in the early 70s who owned a Norton and was very proud of it.
Still a pretty good headache, but I’m wondering if that was mostly from trying to drown it in bourbon last night.
Also:
http://tinyurl.com/3nu35cy
Ok. those made me cry. Since everyone’s making people cry, I’m gonna link one to make you guys cry too.
http://tinyurl.com/3mzv6y4
*sniff
http://tinyurl.com/3mzv6y4
*sniff
That. was. cold.
Awwwww, those corgis are sooooooo cute.
My iPad did a self correct and changed probs to probes. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Well, I’m rooting for you, Xbrad. Sure hope what happened to your mom is not what you are facing. Don’t fuck with it. Infection up there is very serious… Bet you know that.
72 AND booze?
*Calculates*
if I do
100?200?Dayum!
Cyn. Are we drinking? Been waiting for ya.
PJM–gstring please. Fanks.
PJ, if you keep doing that, no one is going to let you into their pants.
That. was. cold.
made you cry, didn’t I?
Howdy vmax!
I’m thinking you should go ahead and start without me Cath. Trying to dig out, but just not there yet. Drinking is still on the to-do list for later though!
Oh. I’ll wait. It will be good for me, Cyn.
PJ, if you keep doing that, no one is going to let you into their pants
Are you telling me you didn’t cry?
Cyn will let me in. She doesn’t have a very good memory.
This will make your eyes leak.
I got allergies.
Hi PJM!
PJ, if you keep doing that, no one is going to let you into their pants.
Too late…..
Cathy, you should watch it if you get a chance.
I cried like a little girl, but in a good way.
Vmax should watch it too.
Anyone have any movie suggestions for tonight?
Cyn will let me in. She doesn’t have a very good memory.
Memory of what?
Um, no movies, but maybe you could watch OTH with b-rad or something?
I’m bored. I need to move to a new state or something. I’m getting antsy and need an adventure. Stupid PJD says no.
I will Scott. Michael wants me to watch it too.
Gonna cry like a baby and bill you for the box of Kleenex.
Anyone have any movie suggestions for tonight?
Chief, have you seen Harry Brown?
Chief, add American Beauty to your Netflix queue if you want to cry like a little NSYNC fan.
We watched that last night. I did not cry, of course, but you will.
Anyone have any movie suggestions for tonight?
American Werewolf in London?
McLintock?
Angel and the Badman?
I hated American Beauty except for the dinner scene.
romy, I hated it too. My sister loved it and just coudn’t understand why I didn’t like it. It was the same with Box of Moon Light. I was like meh and she loved it
maybe you could watch
OTHSea Patrol with b-rad and Roamyfixt
PJM, same with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Friends loved it, I thought it was stupid and Jim Carrey annoying.
Chief, check your email, honey.
I liked American Beauty. But, I got the whole, “I’m ready to ditch my crappy life and responsibilities” fantasy that Kevin Spacey’s character was dealing with. Without an acceptance of that premise, the movie is probably pointless.
Rollerball?
*greatest movie ever made — I’m referring to the original of course*
American Beauty makes an excellent brand of gluten-filled pasta.
“Gonna cry like a baby and bill you for the box of Kleenex.”
It’s a good cry and better than any movie MCPO will watch.
Plus, chicks are really hot when they do the ‘good cry’.
I love Kevin Spacey in anything. Or not in…
Wait. What?
That smart-ass in him is a major turn on for me.
Jon A Than!
Jon A Than!
Jon A Than!
Scott – Just for that, I’m gonna watch my Blu-ray copy of “The 13th Warrior”. So there!
I realize that some people might disagree with me about Roller Ball being the greatest movie ever. You are entitled to your opinion.
That just means you are stupid.
I understood the fantasy of American Beauty. I just thought being attracted to his daughter’s friend and the whole ghey subplot were icky.
Only 100,000 hits per day?
Slackers, all of you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBaskRZDbNA
Chief….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV2y9lsxnEg&feature=related
I get mixed results with the smart-ass thing, but I keep right on gathering data.
Rollerball. meh. A bad football metaphor.
Roamy, first time I saw American Beauty I felt the same way. Maybe because we had impressionable kiddos at home then too. But the next time I saw it that part didn’t seem as bad.
Just adore Kevin Spacey.
Or, speaking of roller sports, you can watch Kansas City Bomber, where Raquel Welch proved that she is actually an actress.
I realize that some people might disagree with me about Roller Ball being the greatest movie ever. You are entitled to your opinion.
I found the sequel “Ball Bearing” to be far superior.
That smart-ass in him is a major turn on for me.
You know where he gets it from, right?
http://tinyurl.com/3uotftb
That just means you are stupid.
http://tinyurl.com/3fwehza
Chief…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnGo6Qm0Wt8&feature=related
(Usual Suspects)
Hi Pupster…
*winks*
hahaha, pupster ALWAYS has the good links.
always
Peej. Need a hug from ya.
C’mere!
Ok. I just finally finished The Norton Project. It definitely got me all snivelly.
The mom was SO cute when they had the poster and she finally started reading the poster.
awwwwwwwwww, I just got to cuddle with Cathy.
it’s hot isn’t it?
it’s 103
and all is well?
Group hug!
**jumps in middle of Hostagette group hug**
Group hug!
Well, okay. But I’m kinda sweaty. It’s hot around here.
“News Flash: California man found smothered to death by bewbs. It took the undertaker two hours to get the smile off his face.”
IMPORTANT UPDATE TO POST:
It’s a defense of Japanese women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gQs7damTIE
Jewstin, quit trying to cop a feel.
Did anybody sell anybody else into slavery today?
Sounds like someone sold Wiser.
That raises the question of who the heck would *buy* Wiser.
Jewstin, quit trying to cop a feel.
That wasn’t Jewstin…
Because I went to Tractor Supply Saturday, and sweated my ass off in the heat of Florida in August, Ginger has a “Date” with a family that wants to adopt her.
Can I do A/C next time? Please?
Good luck to sweet-Ginger, Vmax!
It’s 68 degrees on my patio. There is a full moon too.
*pulls trousers back up*
How do like those apples, toots?
Hahahahahaha, Cathy.
Did you find your jerky recipe? Because you’ve inspired me to do the same thing.
Thanks Cathy.
I need to take more pics of my ginger beer.
I think there’s a baby post up.
Nice to see someone else get baby shit under his fingernails for a change. I did my time, Rosetta can do his now.
Didn’t find the one I got from my gal-friend 15 years ago, so I got a couple of them online, and will probably sorta make one up from them.
I’ll email them to you. Gimme a minute.
If you can’t find your recipe, I have mine, Cathy. Teriyaki with a kick.
New KICK ASS post.