Saturday new poat

Some stupid stuff for you this morning, because we know what happened to you last night.

Let me finish my coffee, and there might be a better poat for you…nah.

Is there nothing Batman won’t do?

No plungers were used in the making of this poat.  Have a good day.

[INCREDIBLY STUPID UPDATE: Herr Morgenholz]

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[UPDATE: Rosetta]

From Vince at FilmDrunk:

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[UPDATE: Rosetta]

429 Comments

  1. http://imgur.com/tiKjs

  2. and 2nd!

  3. Look, let’s just be blunt. Either you go to a Big Ten university (other than Ohio State), or you suck.
    —————————————-
    Finally, Michael said something that was completely and totally true.

  4. Crapulous is a way better word than hangover.

    Why the hell did we stop using crapulous?

  5. I use crapulous in important speeches and contracts.

  6. I only had about a third of a beer last night, so I’m fine. I bought some margarita stuff yesterday, though, so Sunday morning is looking a bit fuzzy already.

  7. I use crapulous in important speeches and contracts.

    With or without the little stick figures sword-fighting?

  8. Since this house isn’t going to draw itself, I get to work on a Saturday morning.

    Morning ballscratchers and ballscratchees…

  9. That house should have a slide in it, or a fire pole.

  10. Contract Law

  11. Mornin’ all.

  12. who’s got my crack pipe?

  13. That house should have a slide in it, or a fire pole.

    – – – – – –

    I did a house one time for a very unique restaurateur one time. The guy had a SEX room on the 3rd floor of the house and had a fireman’s pole from the loft down to the master bath. His house was littered with Playboy and Penthouse magazines every time I went to meet with him.

  14. I like to say ‘one time’ a lot in single sentences.

  15. I remember a story about some lengthy military manual that on page 350 was the author’s contact information and “if you’ve actually read this hunk of crap, I’ll buy you a beer.”

  16. *whispers* there ain’t nobody here at work. shhhh

  17. Good morning.

    Floor is lava.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ujgae9

    *throws pillows and couch cushions toward coffee machine*

  18. It’s so bad that the illegals are leaving.

    Watch the fence go up now.

  19. Oh hai Dave. Since no one is there you should totally click on this:

  20. Mornin’ Scott.

    TAG, YOU’RE IT!

    *runs*

    http://tinyurl.com/4xvmqgm

  21. no way

  22. crack pipe

    http://tinyurl.com/3jqgveo

  23. I love that Batman cat. It’s funnier when I step back a couple feet from the monitor.

  24. Moarnin Jam2.

    FYI floor is lava.

    *scoots coffee table closer to door*

  25. Condolences, LW.

    http://tinyurl.com/4xlyfaz

    NO NO NO! Floor is Lava!

    *backs away*

    *runs out of throw pillows*

  26. Oh, it’s ON, doggie.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrPD8Lq8yZw&feature=fvwrel

  27. FIGHT!

  28. L to R

    Pup, Dave, Laura

    http://tinyurl.com/3b4pvk7

  29. MY SKIRT WAS TOO TIGHT FOR THE FOLLOWTHROUGH.

    *kicks floor, falls*

  30. http://tinyurl.com/42kkakp

  31. Checkin’ in with a “good morning” to the cool kids.

    [plunger-free poat…Roamy wins!]

  32. That plunger thing was bizarre. I bet Rosetta was laughing fit to pee himself when he found that.

  33. Agreed Laura. I can only imagine how many hits our little site is gonna get from that monstrosity.

    HAHA! Nice change to the comment tagline thingy.

  34. Good morning Cyn.

    http://tinyurl.com/3vmjhlk

    May I help you with that?

  35. Debating with hippies is fun.

  36. What is the plunger thing?

  37. The pic in the BBF poat yesterday, Snowshoe.

  38. Good Morning, you bunch of degenerates.

  39. Hey Snapperhead! How’s the baby?

  40. hahahaha! I didnt even notice those were plungers. Wow.

  41. Oh thanks Pup!

    http://is.gd/vyG1QW

  42. Howdy Herr!l

  43. She’s the most awesomest baby since Jesus, Laura. She’s gettin’ a little bit mobile. Scoots herself off her play blanket.

  44. Awwwww.

    Pics.

  45. INCREDIBLY STUPID UPDATE added. Because I can.

  46. Yeah, I’ve been remiss in my imaging duties.

  47. Who has a good recipe for cheeseburger pie? I’m going to make one for Scott this weekend. Somebody put a bug in his ear about it and now he wants to try one.

  48. Just did a recipe search- oh my God that shit is disgusting. I’m not doing it.

  49. Seems to me that this recipe from Bisquick wasn’t too bad for the cheeseburger pie Laura. http://is.gd/w9b7aW

  50. I guess I shoulda F5’d first. Ha ha ha! Cheeseburger pie is one of those things, like corndogs, that must be consumed once in your life.

  51. I have never had cheeseburger pie

  52. That recipe will look better in Fall or Winter. In Summer I can’t even contemplate eating a pile of greasy glop like that with no vegetables in it.

  53. Howdy, creeps, cretins and copulators!

    Breakfast eaten, workout done, cleaned up and ready for a Halo marathon with #1 son.

  54. We’ll make it together, Snowshoe, in January.

  55. *pantses Cyn and scampers away*

  56. That sounds good. It might be cooler here then.

  57. What’s your coolest month in Texas?

  58. Nice sausage fest.

    Post has been updated for your whore mouths.

  59. ….? Sausa- WHY YOU

    *throws a snapping turtle at Rosetta*

  60. Jan/Feb are the coolest. Oct/April are the nicest

  61. I do not fucking believe the 5-day forecast.

    106-108.

    Also cheeseburger pie looks ridiculous.

  62. I wish Herr’s update would have gone on another 6 or 7 hours……….

  63. I know Count just got out of the hospital but he is about to get hurt. He hates being stuck in the bed so it is a non-stop pick fest. As soon as I start getting aggressive back he reminds me that he has staples. UGH!!!!!

  64. This is going to be the best movie of all time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFFh25DmPNU

  65. Rosetta- Did you insert Floyd’s daily ration of ice yet?

  66. *feeds snapping turtle to pig dog*

    Dave, I heard it was so hot there that you can fry an egg on your moobs.

  67. Rosetta, what’s the current and target Indian count for the day?

    Please forecast in 1.5-hour increments through midnight.

  68. This is going to be the best movie of all time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFFh25DmPNU

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fucking outstanding.

    The very last scene in that trailer made me LOL in my pants.

  69. Staples suck. I had about 15 of them twice.

    If the person removing them knows what they are doing you don’t feel a thing. That’s what happened the first time.

  70. Slept til almost 10. Much needed.

    *oh, would ya look at that…*

    Laura, Cyn, all… I used to make that Bisquick cheeseburger bake thing. It tastes great, but the stuff in it is not good for ya. I’ve got a hamburger pie recipe that’s about 35 years old that is much better I’ll pass on if you want it. No cheese,but it could br added.

  71. The second time I should have pulled them out with rototiller.

  72. Yeah I had them in my knee about 10 days longer than I should b/c my surgeon went out of town. I almost pulled them out myself.

  73. Rosetta- Did you insert Floyd’s daily ration of ice yet?

    Icehole.

  74. Oh crap, Scott! Watched that Tucker and Dale trailer and laughed so hard I got tears running down my face.

  75. Rosetta, what’s the current and target Indian count for the day?

    Please forecast in 1.5-hour increments through midnight.

    I don’t recognize your human measures of time space.

    I am 0.2 Indians right now. We are going rocking chair shopping in a while. I will find a way to get 2 Indians while we’re doing that.

    Then we’re going to go someplace fun to eat and I will be 4 Indians when we leave the restaurant.

    Then I’ll probably come back home and make stupid comments on here for a while during which I’ll be 6 Indians.

    That’s usually when I start thinking about watching a flick which I usually do around 8 Indians.

    What about you?

  76. Oh crap, Scott! Watched that Tucker and Dale trailer and laughed so hard I got tears running down my face.

    Hahaha. That movie is going to be awesome.

    We should all rent out a theater and go see that at a meat-up.

  77. *still laughing and wiping tears from cheeks*

    Those guys are gonna be cult heroes.

  78. 0 Indians now

    My kickass sister-in-law and her family are visiting from Dallas. We’ll whip out the margarita machine and the vodka tonics in a bit, and then …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQObWW06VAM

  79. Good morning.

    Cheeseburger pie is a gift from the gods.

  80. I might need to see that just because it has Alan Tudyk in it….

  81. 0 Indians now

    My kickass sister-in-law and her family are visiting from Dallas. We’ll whip out the margarita machine and the vodka tonics in a bit, and then …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQObWW06VAM

    Way to kick it old school.

    Has your company already defaulted on the bond issue you put together?

  82. For a gal who could drink 4-6 buckets of beer a frat parties and still be standing… Not sure I could make it to 3 Indians.

  83. No. We have more money than the US treasury.

    But who doesn’t?

  84. IMPORTANT WEATHER UPDATE!!!

    It just rained for 20 MINUTES!!

    Do you know why? Mr. Beasn washed his truck.

  85. Cheeseburger pie, maybe. Shepherd’s pie is better.

    **sets trap under low-hanging fruit

  86. I agree with Revvy that looks hysterical Scott

  87. No. We have more money than the US treasury.

    But who doesn’t?

    Good point.

  88. shepherd’s taste gamey

  89. Nah, I hear shepherds taste like pork.

  90. It actually rained here last night around midnight. For about 15 minutes. But it was so hot, the sidewalks never really got wet. The rain evaporated as fast as it fell.

  91. You ever smell a wet woolen blanket?

    I swear, I don’t know how sheep stand each other when it’s raining.

  92. Herr, which one is you in your update?

  93. No rain here. Sunny and 90.

  94. We might get some rain from TS Don

  95. TS Don isn’t even raining where TS Don went.

    FAIL

  96. really? nada?

  97. So what’s everyone doing today? I’m prepping for a nap.

  98. Dave’s a TS?

  99. TS Don had no staying power. He is spent. There’s a little bitty storm on the Rio Grande border. My ass is bigger than that cloud.

  100. Some friends are moving to San Antonio from Amarillo today and tomorrow… Glad to hear TS Don might be done for,since they were very concerned and don’t have a lot to spare if their stuff gets wrecked.

    *does happy no-rain dance*

  101. Leon, I’m taking it easy, gonna finish unpacking, gotta make a few tea party organizer calls since we’re having 50-100 tea party leaders here for supper in a week after some all day training, and getting a few groceries before making some supper. Fin.

  102. ^ on second thought, that doesn’t look like I’m taking it easy…

    Gott rethink things and turn thE dial down a coupe of clicks…

  103. Making white chunk chocolate macadamia nut cookies for my bed ridden patient.

  104. Cathy, you’ve made me feel very lazy. Good for you.

  105. Thanks for all the recipe suggestions yesterday.

    Turns out salt, pepper, a little butter, and a splash of burgundy was all it really needed.

  106. Running to town to sign my son up for driving lessons (segment two). Spend two hours reviewing my cell phone bill and yelling at Verizon.

    Afternoon – workout. Gardening. Maybe pick up a few new chickens.

    Evening – Margaritas.

  107. DD starts Drivers Ed on August 8th. I havent even let her behind the wheel after she nearly ran me over flying backwards through the parking lot.

  108. Sohos, did you know the State of Texas allows a parent to be the driving instructor for their child?

    I did it with both my girls.

    You should totally do that.

  109. Yes, but she needs to go to actual school and be in the classroom and have an instructor in the vehicle. She scares me.

  110. Okay, I’ve eaten today’s feast. Time for the napping.

    Good luck with the yelling and gardening, Car in.

  111. Enjoy your nap Leonidas

  112. cookies are ready!!!! Who wants one?

  113. COOKIE!!!!!!!

  114. **raises hand**

    I’d love to nibble your cookies, Sohos!

  115. Sohos, I did the drivers Ed thingy with both my kids too because they were both bandys and had no time for the classes otherwise. All the materials from the state of Texas to help home school them were great and I never regretted it. I even made both of them completely change out a tire with all the tools and jack, before I would certify that they had completed my training course. I also kept accurate logs of their time behind the wheel with me in their passenger seat. It was some great time together. I’m certain that I did a much better job than what I would have had to pay for outside the school system. If I recall the going rate at that time was over a thousand for each kid… And the classes were also full so they would have had to wait longer. Dave has a good idea, just sayin…

  116. …and may I have one of those cookies too?

  117. *hands TiFW some straw for the pile-on*

  118. Driving school is $1000?

    I bet I could get $5000 for driving college.

    PROFIT!

  119. I taught all 3 of my sisters and both daughters how to drive, including eldest daughter in a Honda beater with a manual transmission.

    I was so cool the butter didn’t melt in my mouf.

  120. I learned to drive on a Ford farm tractor.

  121. Dave’s so cool he makes ice in his pool when he slips in it.

  122. stupid class was all filled up.

    Drat.

    Michigan makes the kids take two courses. Segment 1 – which is three weeks or something. You just show up with a check. Don’t even need to sign up. Just show up with a check.

    this one? Oh. Sorry. All filled. They offer it, like twice a month (it’s a three day course) – and sorry. You’re screwed.

  123. Texas’ program for parents to do on their own is popular because of the prevalence of home school families (conservative Christians) in the state. It was nice to be able to camp on to this program even though ours were in the public school system.

  124. At cowboys and aliens, waiting for it to start.

  125. I learned to drive in a Chevy station wagon, and scored well on parallel parking in the road test. Took test in the middle of July in a St. Louis summer in a car wi no air conditioning.

  126. Great Jay! Enjoy. And please tell us what you think when you come out.

  127. Oh, hello Xbrad, how are you?

    http://tinyurl.com/3sajcuv

  128. I remember my mom telling me about flunking her driving test several times. She lived on a very hilly coal town in PA, and she was taking the test in a 1940-something piece of crap with a standard transmission.

    They would make you stop going up a steep hill and if you stalled it you failed.

    Learning a standard back then must have been tough.

  129. Ohai Cathy!

    *chomp*

    http://tinyurl.com/4yraj9v

  130. Ok, I found two more places he can take the course this next month before football season. Practices start – daily ones – next week so all those night classes stuff won’t work. Found a joint that does ’em from 10 to 13 and another from 12 to 2.

  131. Pupster, I promise, when the time comes to put you down, I’ll drive you to the vet.

  132. 10 to 13

    yea.

  133. Scott, how could you?

    http://tinyurl.com/3hwcry9

  134. Woo-hoo! Carin.

    *sighs deeply with Carin-the-mom of kid behind-the-wheel*

  135. Pupst, you’re a keeper…

  136. Rocketboy would have his learner’s permit now if he had done his research a little better. Went to the license office to find out he needs an enrollment form from the school. I have no idea what homeschoolers do.

  137. **LOLs**

    **denounces self**

  138. Yeah, but it took me to teach Son Michael how to use the stick shift in his Mustang.

  139. Hahahahahahaha!

    **denounces self as well

  140. Ok. I see all the smart ppl are here, so I need help. Is zero a natural number or not? I googled it and there’s too many differing opinions. I need a consensus.

  141. No, Peej. It isn’t.

    Next question.

  142. Thanks Andy

  143. After reviewing some resources, I agree with Andy.

    Zero is a whole number, but not a natural number.

  144. …and those online resources sorta wanting to leave it open for debate are full of shit.

  145. Just watered the garden. Shitloads of Yellowjackets all around my pole beans.

    Last time I got stung my leg swelled up, turned painful and hot and purple, and assumed the nubbly texture of a basketball. Could barely hobble for several days. Left a scar and stretch marks across my calf for a couple years.

    Have always been able to work calmly around bees even though I knew I was allergic.
    But ever since I stepped on that nest a few years ago, became all skittery around bees, and just can’t reason myself out of it.

    Man, I hope there’s not a nest in there. There’s a lot of work in raising those plants, and the crop is just starting to come in real good. *sobs*

  146. sine, cosine.. tangent

  147. Yellowjackets suck!

  148. *anxious eyebrows*

    *sticks out lower lip*

    *chin trembles slightly*

    OK. Scott’s going to check it out and kill anything that needs killin’.

    PHEW.

  149. Sorry. Natural reaction as football season approaches.

  150. Doesn’t look good. He’s crouched on his haunches fifteen feet away, watching a spot under the beans.

    Must be a nest.

    sheeeit.

  151. Dave, what’s the pool temperature?

  152. What’s Scott going to use on them Laura? Napalm?

  153. No idea, honey.

    I just nipped out to ask him questions about it and he said, “I’m gonna try something stupid.”

    So I bravely came back inside.

  154. Laura, if he asks you to “hold his beer”, go ahead and call 911 now.

  155. Oooh … ANFO!

  156. …gonna try something stupid.

    Doesn’t ‘hold my beer’ come next?

    Not sure if this is any help, but when we first moved to Texas I learned that the best time to kill them is as the sun goes down and they are all returning to their nest. Buy the sprays in the cans that shoot long distances, and wait until sundown. Ready. Aim. Fire.

    Good luck, sweet lady, Laura. Stay safe. I’ve heard that those allergies get worse after you have been stung.

  157. Cyn, are we supposed to pinky swear or sumpin?

  158. Pinky swear with blood Cathy!

  159. Thanks, Cathy. Looks like they just might have been attracted to an area he weed-whacked today that I oversprayed with the hose.

    They just might be thirsty, or foraging for the little bugs that are attracted to sap. Wherever I break over a stem in the garden, they are attracted to it.

    Hope that’s it.

    Been a dry, pleasant Summer, the kind they like, so I am worried about large nests cropping up.

  160. *makes note to scan CT police blotters in the morning*

  161. Laura, like you, I’m kind of a ‘fraidycat’ when it comes to insects that fly and sting. Twice in my life I’ve had them fly into my clothing and get me. Even flies will initially startle me if I only hear them first.

  162. Just purchased tixx online to go see “Cowboys and Aliens” tonite!

  163. Hi scum.

    ROCKING CHAIR WIN!!

  164. Just purchased tixx online to go see “Cowboys and Aliens” tonite!

    Please report back. You need you own rating system.

    May I suggest gluten-free stars?

  165. Rosetta, get your ass out of that rocking chair and let the Mrs. sit down.

    And bring me a beer while you’re up, mkay?

  166. During the day a shop vac placed next to the hole works real well too.

    Don’t use yours, borrow a neighbors.

  167. A rocking chair is a very special thing Rosetta; one that might be passed down. We must have pictures. Nao please.

  168. Well done, Scott. http://is.gd/xBKZeI

  169. I have packed and shipped a couple of family cribs. One of them was about 100 years old. The names, dates and places of birth for every baby that used it was carved or written on the back.

    Neat piece of history.

    That crib had been all over the country.

  170. Rosie, please post pics of the rocker. Pretty please with smooches on it.

    We got a rocker right before our first was born also. Still have it along with a family heirloom rocker that actually was owned by a couple os spinster Swedish sisters from Falconer New York who gave it to Michael’s folks many years ago.

  171. Scott, my dad made a crib for my nephew, and it’s been passed down, also with the names and birthdates carved on it.

  172. This post has been updated like a muhfucka.

  173. Can you still eat honey if you’re super allergic to bees or is that a silly question since honey and butt needles are different chemicals?

  174. Cyn we are on a roll.

    Cyn-chronized, I guess!

  175. Yellow jacket chomped my big toe several years back and it even swelled my second toe. Hurt like a bastard for several days.

  176. Beasn, I think you are supposed to eat local honey even more so if you are allergic. Check with a doc first.

  177. I axed Mrs Rosetta to download a pic of it so you see it and go Awwww.

  178. I have packed and shipped a couple of family cribs. One of them was about 100 years old.

    How old was the baby?

  179. Cyn-chronized, I guess!

    Ha Ha! It’s that blood pinky swearing. Or maybe just the swearing.

  180. This post has been updated like a muhfucka.

    If we chart the number of times we discuss what you put up your ass, it would like that trillions of dollars of deficit thing going around.

  181. ….it would LOOK like……..

    stupid flying fingers.

  182. ….it would LOOK like……..

    stupid flying guinea pig ass fingers.

    There you go.

  183. Consensus in the Jay in Ames family: cowboys and aliens is the best action flick of the year. Also my favorite movie of the year. The Mrs said it was up there in her favorites list. Highly recommended.

  184. I was in the grocery store yesterday and I found myself in the Gluten Free section. I was looking for these specific bread sticks and melba toast. I should have taken a picture of the sign for the header pic.

  185. Beasn, why aren’t you working?

    Lazy woman.

  186. This post has been updated like a muhfucka.

    You’re gonna thank me one day…… :P

    *goes off to bake ExLax in chocolate cake, puts “For The Bald Guy ONLY” on gift tag, sends to Rosie’s new place*

  187. I axed Mrs Rosetta to download a pic of it so you see it and go Awwww.

    Is she going to be sitting in it because we want to see how big rosetta jr. is getting.

  188. Rosetta, why aren’t you?

  189. Consensus in the Jay in Ames family: cowboys and aliens is the best action flick of the year. Also my favorite movie of the year.

    Russ must be naked in it.

    Gross.

  190. Consensus in the Jay in Ames family: cowboys and aliens is the best action flick of the year. Also my favorite movie of the year. The Mrs said it was up there in her favorites list. Highly recommended.

    Jay in Corn, have you seen Captain America?

    If so, which was better?

    If not, why do you hate America?

  191. Cowboys was better than capt America, but I liked both.

  192. Is she going to be sitting in it because we want to see how big rosetta jr. is getting.

    At the ultrasound last Monday he was 7 pounds 3 ounces.

    I don’t know how they can tell that from a picture but whatever.

    The following is a presentation of Rosetta Community Theater:

    *I look at ultrasound screen, see the surface of the moon*

    Ultrasound Tech: There’s his femur.

    *I look at ultrasound screen, see the surface of the moon*

    Ultrasound Tech: There’s his kidneys.

    *I look at ultrasound screen, see the surface of the moon*

    Ultrasound Tech: There’s his foot.

    *I look at ultrasound screen, see the surface of the moon*

    Ultrasound Tech: There’s his weezer.

    Rosetta: Awesome.

    Fin.

  193. I talked to ClintBird yesterday and he said Cowboys is really good. I am going to see if my little patient can venture out for a movie tomorrow.

  194. Rosetta, why aren’t you?

    I’m on 18 month paternity leave.

  195. Is he still walking?

  196. The blonde anchor on FoxNews right now is a terrible choice to deliver the news.

    I look at her and I can’t hear anything she says because she’s too hot.

    If she made eagle-shaped lollipops, I would lick her bird.

  197. Nice unbiased piece on the debt ceiling debate at Politico. It’s perfect in its balance.

    http://tinyurl.com/3wd3s4z

  198. Nice job sockpuppeting Rosetta, uniball

  199. I wonder if any of the 52 hostages that were held in Iran are liberals.

    If so I would like to hear their take on the GOP being smeared as hostage takers.

    The fucking Democrats inferring that the conservatives in Congress are terrorists is pretty illustrative of exactly how serious they take actual terrorism.

    Fucking shameless scumbag pieces of shit.

  200. it appears the memo went out that it’s time to replace “g. w. bush” with ” tea party”, when scapegoating from the left

  201. Hey look!! Appendix-free count!!

    How are you feeling RIGHT NOW?

    Sohitabonita said earlier that you’ve been a complete insufferable douche weasel since you’ve been home.

    Nice job.

    Let me know if you want Mrs Rosetta to run and get you a juicebox.

  202. Oh, Rosetta. Don’t you know by now that name-calling is always okay when referring to anyone with a conservative bent?

    Heh; some of the comments were quite hilarious though. Douchebags.

  203. Oh, Rosetta. Don’t you know by now that name-calling is always okay when referring to anyone with a conservative bent?

    WHA?? When did that happen???

  204. Count! Good to see you sir.

  205. Ha, yeah I’ve been harassing the hell out of her. I’m about to crawl out of my skin. I’m not much of a sitter-arounder and I’m way behind at the shop from being in the hospital but I gotta take it easy. So it’s torture just laying here flipping channels. I’ve slept all I can sleep, I can’t drink with these meds., and I haven’t had a smoke in over a week.

  206. hola cyn!

  207. Ha, yeah I’ve been harassing the hell out of her. I’m about to crawl out of my skin. I’m not much of a sitter-arounder and I’m way behind at the shop from being in the hospital but I gotta take it easy. So it’s torture just laying here flipping channels. I’ve slept all I can sleep, I can’t drink with these meds., and I haven’t had a smoke in over a week.

    That sucks amigo. Just be glad you’re alive and on the mend. Early recovery is critical so don’t fuck it up.

    Have you considered taking up cross-stitch and making cross-stitch porn? That might be fun.

  208. Blogging is too taxing. I made him scoot back over and rest. I just ran out to get him two Perrier’s and ice cream sammich

  209. Hey Count!

  210. L to R: Obama as President, people that voted for Obama

    http://tinyurl.com/3lwelzo

  211. Count said: Tell Cathy I said hello and he watched your buddy on Al Sharpton

  212. Blogging is too taxing. I made him scoot back over and rest. I just ran out to get him two Perrier’s

    I didn’t know count was gay.

  213. They dont sell tonic water at the stop n go

  214. faggots

  215. Obama’s debt ceiling plan explained.

    http://tinyurl.com/3wqmzyv

  216. Last time I got stung my leg swelled up, turned painful and hot and purple, and assumed the nubbly texture of a basketball.

    Wouldn’t that make it look good with your hump?

  217. Shut up Michael.

  218. Batman, how is retirement? Do you miss work at all?

  219. I’m allergic to yellow jackets. One stung me on my upper lip and my lips swelled up all huge and cracked open and my eyes swelled shut. It was UGLY

  220. Harry Reid reminds me of Jimmy Carter.

    Soft spoken but a fucking prick.

  221. Cross-stitch porn is a great idea.

    *thinks this over*

    Hey, maybe Cathy could do embroidered porn with that machine of hers, and make some more shirts.

    *senses financial opportunity*

  222. I wonder how Congress would function if TV cameras weren’t allowed.

    So much of the bullshit that goes on now on the floor of the house and senate is grandstanding bullshit because those idiots know they’re being recorded.

    And we don’t have enough fist fights on Congress. At least bitch slapping should be allowed.

  223. I don’t know how they can tell that from a picture but whatever.

    Bone size.

  224. Shut up Michael.

    No, you shut up. (I love to debate with Rosetta at his level.)

    Batman, how is retirement? Do you miss work at all?

    No. It just wasn’t a challenge any more, or very interesting.

  225. Hey, maybe Cathy could do embroidered porn with that machine of hers, and make some more shirts.

    *senses financial opportunity*

    Edward Penishands XII: Tea Cozy Sluts

  226. How is your head today batman I know you had to be drunk to make fun of Harris Co. Not that I care I live in Galveston Co. but figured you must be hurting today

  227. No. It just wasn’t a challenge any more, or very interesting.

    So are you on permanent vacation or just cooling your jets for a while until you figure out what you want to do next?

    You’re too young to become a huge drag on society and start sucking the government teat.

    What about consulting or freelancing?

  228. I had the nicest afternoon chatting with some older folks at Floyd’s.

    Plus, the oysters were fucking outstanding.

  229. Bone size.

    Don’t make shit up.

  230. How is your head today batman I know you had to be drunk to make fun of Harris Co.

    My head is fine, and sweetie, I hate to break this to you, but everybody in Texas makes fun of Harris County. Unless they live there, or in Galveston County.

  231. You’re too young to become a huge drag on society and start sucking the government teat.

    Fuck you, you work from home douche nozzle!

  232. maybe Cathy could do embroidered porn with that machine of hers, and make some more shirts.

    AssPotato.com

  233. don’t know how they can tell that from a picture but whatever.

    they’ve also been known to be wrong. My sil HAD to have sections because her babies were FRICKEN HUGE. i dont’ think either was even was 7 lbs.

    And, anyway, just like men are always telling us, size doesn’t matter.

  234. Is it too early for a margarita?

  235. hmmmmm Floyds. Just wait until it gets cold out then Floyds is really great!

  236. maybe Cathy could do embroidered porn with that machine of hers, and make some more shirts.

    AssPotato.com

    I think some hosefuckers would prolly come across nicely in embroidery.

  237. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPeZGGI-RWI#t=0m50s

  238. Wait, what?

    I’m pretty sure I live in Harris County.

    Don’t make me cut a bitch!!

  239. You’re too young to become a huge drag on society and start sucking the government teat.

    Erm, I’m older than I look, and my portfolio is not the government teat.

    I grew a beard while Cathy was in Colorado, and shaved it off before she got home. Fuck. That white beard made me look like I was 80.

  240. “What about consulting or freelancing?”

    or powder coating.

  241. Is it too early for a margarita?

    No. Crank up the blender, and gimme one, please.

  242. early for a margarita?
    ———————————
    No.

  243. SUP JEW!!

    What is your preferred oyster prep?

    There was a 7 or 8 year stretch in the 90s when some of my college buddies and I would go to Destin, Florida for an extended Memorial weekend and engage in debauchery.

    There was a place called “Buster’s” and oysters were $0.99 a dozen.

    Crackers and Tiger Sauce. I recommend it highly.

    http://tinyurl.com/3lmvpvx

  244. You do live in Harris Co. and it is fantastic. Michael is just jealous. Don’t pay him any real attention

  245. I would like one too Carin please

  246. Fuck you, you work from home douche nozzle!

    Hahahahahaha!

    FYI, I’m only paying for one broken hip and then it’s to the glue factory, horse tits.

  247. they’ve also been known to be wrong.

    There was a group of us – husband’s coworker’s wives – pregnant at the same time. They said that about one gal’s baby. “oh, it’s going to be a reallllllllly big baby…even though she didn’t look that big. It was barely six pounds.

    Then there was me…balancing my dinner plate on my stomach at a Kentucky Derby party. I had people asking if I was going to have twins. After I removed their faces and sewed them to their asses, I told ’em no.

    I counted stretchmarks. For every new mark, I figured the toddler I was growing just gained 8 ounces. He was done ‘cooking’ at over nine pounds.

  248. I need to:

    Take a shower
    start a fire
    go buy salt for margaritas

    Someone pls tell me the order in which I should accomplish. I’m flummoxed.

  249. **tackles Rosetta and gives him the “Delta Aquarids”

  250. Oysters on the half shell with some good, hot horseradish is best, but I do like to switch it up with some Tobasco.

  251. I was always pretty much the same size (although I think generally I got bigger earlier with each child, of course) but one was over 9 lbs and another was 7. The others were 8.

    7 pound was right on her due date, the 9 lber was almost 2 weeks late.

    *shrugs shoulders

  252. After I removed their faces and sewed them to their asses

    I ♥ Beasn.

  253. Erm, I’m older than I look, and my portfolio is not the government teat.

    I grew a beard while Cathy was in Colorado, and shaved it off before she got home. Fuck. That white beard made me look like I was 80.

    Ha! I would like to see a picture of you with a beard.

    Also, you look 80 without a beard.

  254. *tackles Jewstin, gives him the “Half Shell”

  255. Hah! Get bent Michael. Sohos knows best.

  256. grew a beard while Cathy was in Colorado, and shaved it off before she got home. Fuck. That white beard made me look like I was 80.

    Ha! I would like to see a picture of you with a beard.

    I thought Cathy was his “beard.”

  257. or powder coating

    That’s not such a bad idea. I bet I could drive down to Galveston County and be an apprentice powder coater for Count. It sounds like he could use some help.

    Hey Count, what do you say? I’ll work cheap. Let’s say, oh, about $20K per month, until I learn the ropes.

  258. I thought Cathy was his “beard.”

    hahahahahawesome. I definitely want one of those margaritas

  259. I napped in the pool.

    I am cooking now, before youngest heads back home.

    Just wanted you all to know.

  260. **tackles Rosetta and gives him the “Delta Aquarids”

    *MARDSEN AND KRACHT SUNGRAZING, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

  261. Guess what I made?

    TEA!!

    Who wants some? I can send you a bottle with a Beasn Revere poster.

  262. Michael we are working with a different kind of powder than I think you are talking about

  263. I had people asking if I was going to have twins. After I removed their faces and sewed them to their asses, I told ‘em no.

    That’s sorta why I stopped suggesting to pregnant women that they should rent out advertising space to Goodyear.

    Nobody appreciates that idea, even though it has commercial potential.

  264. He was done ‘cooking’ at over nine pounds.

    You’re a tiny punk to have a nine pounder.

    I was 9 pounds 7 ounces and my mom is 5’1″ and weighs maybe 110 pounds.

    Every year on my birthday she hits me in the head with a shovel.

  265. I grew a beard while Cathy was in Colorado, and shaved it off before she got home. Fuck. That white beard made me look like I was 80.

    Michael’s dad was really into his beard, and let it and his hair grow kinda long so that his wife would just trim it at the neck. I loved Michael’s dad a lot, but I thought that his ‘look’ was DISGUSTING!!! So I’m thanking Jesus himself that I didn’t have to view the resemblance that I just knew I would see.

    Thank you Jesus! <— I seriously mean that.

  266. Rosetta, I saw both Captain America and Cowboys & Aliens. Both should not be missed while they’re still playing on the big screen.

  267. I can send you a bottle with a Beasn Revere poster.

    Hahahahahaha, yes, I want one.

    I finally found out what everyone was griping about. The local webcast of Rush substitutes wallpaper and mortgage ads for the tea, the radio station doesn’t.

  268. Enjoy your daughter, Dave.

  269. Michael we are working with a different kind of powder than I think you are talking about

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    Michael, calm down bro.

    http://tinyurl.com/2vsl556

  270. Carin, Margarita should be first… without salt.

    Sans salt is awesome.

  271. Know what else they don’t like?

    Being asked when they are due after they have given birth.

  272. I wonder what flavor of “Two If By Tea” Rush is drinking right now.

  273. why are you people freaking out?

    calm the fuck down.

  274. Maybe I am confused.

    I assumed that Count made a living by coating a hookers ass with powder and handing the customer a straw.

  275. *tackles Jewstin, gives him the “Half Shell”

    No! Wait! Stop!

    *scrabbling at fridge door.

  276. Being asked when they are due after they have given birth.

    Whoa, Scott, I hope you didn’t learn about that faux pas the hard way.

  277. I’ll have a Two if by Beasn, over here!

    Just don’t advertise every 3 seconds, please.

  278. That’s sorta why I stopped suggesting to pregnant women that they should rent out advertising space to Goodyear.

    That didn’t bother me half as much as people patting my baby bump.

  279. HAHAHAHA….rosetta, I was 9 lbs 14 oz at birth. I kicked your ass.

    I like kicking your ass.

    Car in, if my son went into overtime, the husband would have had to get me one of those scooters chief putts around on. The boy came a day early.
    I had a talk with my daughter and she came 2 weeks early at 8 # 12.

  280. We have a new video camera for the impending little man.

    It makes me feel like a luddite. The instruction manual is thicker than a Chinese phone book.

    I think there is a setting where it can film events in the past, present or future in parallel universes.

  281. Just don’t advertise every 3 seconds, please.

    Okay. How about twice a day. Like at your front door?

    *makes creeper eyes*

  282. Carin, Margarita should be first… without salt.
    Sans salt is awesome.

    I’m sorry, Cathy is wrong. No salt, it isn’t a margarita.

  283. I loved being pregnant but I did have a friend say: Weight Watchers 911 to me. Another friend said: She’s pregnant asshole. Hahahaha

  284. Must. Have. Tobasco.

  285. >> It makes me feel like a luddite. The instruction manual is thicker than a Chinese phone book.

    When you have to watch a video of some woman YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW having a baby, get back to me.

    ick.

  286. I loved feeling my babies move around.

  287. HAHAHAHA….rosetta, I was 9 lbs 14 oz at birth. I kicked your ass.

    Pipe down chubby.

    You must have had a lot of coffee and cigarettes as a kid because you apparently stopped growing at 5 years old.

  288. I had a strawberry marg once that had sugar instead of salt around the rim. Hea-ven.

    I’ll have one of those now please.

  289. That didn’t bother me half as much as people patting my baby bump.

    Aw c’mon. Everybody wants to pat a baby bump. If you weren’t willing to put up with that, you shouldn’t have gotten yourself knocked up.

  290. Hey, Cathy, tell us about Scott O’Grady running for office. I remember when they rescued him in Bosnia, but I don’t know anything else about him.

  291. I wonder what flavor of “Two If By Tea” Rush is drinking right now.
    ————————————–
    Mandarin Oxycelestial.

  292. I have decided that Tabasco’s chipotle sauce is official hot sauce of Casa de Airdale.

  293. Ah yes, I forgot about the strawberry variety. So there is an instance where salt can be substituted.

    But only that one.

  294. I was early and weighed only 5 pounds 5 oz. The Japanese Doctors were weirded out by such a small baby.

  295. But only that one.

    Peach.

  296. I was in line at the grocery store once and made the mistake of asking the chick behind me when she was due.

    Turns out she wasn’t pregnant.

    Then she spent the next 12 minutes drilling stare-holes into the back of my skull.

  297. If you weren’t willing to put up with that, you shouldn’t have gotten yourself knocked up.

    I usually said the first one was free, the second one, they would pull back a bloody stump. Or I could get a grope in return.

  298. Mandarin Oxycelestial.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    I wonder if Diet Mandarin Oxycelestial is any good.

  299. Heads up Rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/3uquwmm

  300. Must. Have. Tobasco.

    Meh – Tobasco is way too vinegary. Michael got me hooked on Marie Sharp’s hot sauces. Much hotter and no vinegar flavor. I go through it like beer.

  301. I wonder if Diet Mandarin Oxycelestial is any good.

    Does it matter? You won’t care when you’re done.

  302. Ah yes, I forgot about the strawberry variety. So there is an instance where salt can be substituted.

    And thus, another homosexual bravely comes out of the closet.

    Good for you, Jay!

  303. I was 180 lbs and 6’3″ when I was birthed at the foot of King Neptune’s throne.

  304. Hmmmm a fuzzy navel sounds so damn good. Margarita with salt, Strawberry w/sugar. I want to drink now

  305. Heads up Rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/3uquwmm

    http://tinyurl.com/3vqk522

  306. Pupster that gif reminded me, Have yall seen that a “Final Destination 5” is coming out.

  307. Geoff = Hot sauce snob.

    You think they carry that Marie Fagasharp crap here in Appalachia?

  308. I usually said the first one was free, the second one, they would pull back a bloody stump.

    http://tinyurl.com/3sg9kyo

  309. Tobasco is the elixir of heaven. Especially the habanero flavor.

  310. You think they carry that Marie Fagasharp crap here in Appalachia?

    Send me your address and I will hook you up.

  311. Michael got me hooked on Marie Sharp’s hot sauces.

    The regular of the fiery hot?

  312. Jewstin – I have regular, chipotle and habanero flavors in the kitchen now. I like the habanero flavor on popcorn.

  313. *braces self for epic Marie’s Hot Sauce comment from Michael*

  314. You can buy Marie Sharp’s online really easy. The link is actually in the sidebar at IB.

    Now Jay, don’t you start feeling nervous about coming out. We still love you. Say it loud, you’re gay and proud!!!

  315. The regular of the fiery hot?

    I alternate between “No Wimps Allowed” and “Belizean Heat.”

  316. I’ve seen that hot sauce up here in Michigan, chief.

  317. Well. That wasn’t so bad.

  318. You can buy Marie Sharp’s online really easy. The link is actually in the sidebar at IB.

    Is that how your readers from Vatican City buy their hot sauce?

  319. You people forget, just because we have stop lights in town, people around here consider us “city folk” and try to jack up the price of scrapple in the fall!

  320. If you like hot sauce you should try this.

    http://tinyurl.com/3h23z7j

    It works especially well in a hot wing sauce.

  321. Rosetta, do you like strawberry margaritas with sugar on the rim?

    Just curious.

  322. “Whoa, Scott, I hope you didn’t learn about that faux pas the hard way.”

    I did. I always thought the bump went away when they gave birth. I think the answer I got was “TWO WEEKS AGO”, and then I burst into flames.

  323. Pace Picante sauce

  324. If you like hot sauce you should try this.

    Sounds intriguing. I’ll have to see if the local hot sauce store carries it. They have a pretty good selection.

  325. Rosetta, do you like strawberry margaritas with sugar on the rim?

    Just curious.

    The only time I ever had one was the night I got into a fight and killed a bunch of Hell’s Angels so I’m not an expert on them but the one I had was pretty good.

  326. . . .was the night I got into a fight and killed a bunch of Hell’s Angels Camp Fire Girls. . .

    As reported in the man-lezbo newsletter.

  327. You are lucky to be alive, Scott.

  328. What should we talk about now?

  329. I got into a fight and killed a bunch of Hell’s Angels . . .

    Pussy. You should have sold them a financial plan.

  330. I like Pace Picante too. I don’t like the chunks.

  331. Beasn always has fun on her day off!

    http://fwd4.me/07v8

  332. I was 180 lbs and 6’3″ when I was birthed at the foot of King Neptune’s throne.

    And so handsome too!

  333. Italian Margaritas with the sugared rim and a shot of Amaretto. Yummy.

  334. I dislike hot sauce.

    But I do love cheap storebought BBQ sauce.

  335. More Jimmy Buffett

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJc9wnawr1g

  336. Can’t be me, chief. We’ve only had 20 minutes of rain in the past 400 years.

    And my day off isn’t for another couple of days.

  337. I dont like the chunky pace either. Just the original medium

  338. Regarding the header pic……who snuck in when I was passed out in the shower. Snot.

  339. Jeez, Beasn! No need to step on the joke!

  340. I think I got a pass because she was a friend, but yeah that was a pretty bad one.

  341. That didn’t bother me half as much as people patting my baby bump.

    Roamy, NO ONE patted my baby bump but me, my hubby and… well that’s about it… Oh yea, the doc. Guessin’ that’s another sign of the times… kinda like the change in nursing at work.

    Yea. Me likey Scott O’Grady. He’s become a friend and lives in my same state senatorial district, which means we were in caucus together at the Republican State Convention last summer. I’ve known him for a couple of years now and he’s a FaceChimp friend.

    He’s got quite the following and has been receiving coaching to run for office. He’s very conservative and is also a strong Christian. In fact, the Life Application Bible designed and published for the military has a section in it on him.

    He was in a documentary for the History Channel (I think that’s the one) about his time behind enemy lines. It is available in segments via YouTube. I’ve watched the whole thing and really enjoyed it.

    In person, he’s actually kinda shy. He will need (I think) to work on public speaking a bit more, but he has great potential.

  342. Also, best margarita?

    Bourbon on the rocks.

  343. Pregnant women should be quarantined on an island somewhere.

    It would be best for everyone.

  344. Pregnant women should be quarantined on an island somewhere.

    It would be best for everyone.

    What female animals in the wild kill their mates before they birth?
    Just asking for a friend.

  345. “The only time I ever had one was the night I got laid by a bunch of Hell’s Angels so I’m not an expert on them but the one I had was pretty good.”…

    *** monkey runs from room like BHO at a presser screaming…. don’t ban me…***

  346. Cathy – Most of them.

  347. Just released a few minutes ago and well worth watching and spreading around.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ou0QpUZhrk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  348. Also, while I was trimming the hedge yesterday, turns out there was a yellowjacket nest in there.

    Turns out, engine cleaner makes an acceptable substitute for wasp spray.

  349. 353.

    Turns out, engine cleaner makes an acceptable substitute for wasp spray.

    xbrad is like the H2 version of McGuyver.

  350. Has anyone seen The Town, the latest Ben Affleck movie. It’s the HBO movie tonight, and should I waste my time on it.

  351. There’s a falcon on our neighbor’s roof. I bet he’s eyeballing the baby bunny under our bush.

    I went out with husband’s crappy binoculars and it stared back at me and started doing that black girl neck thing at me. Should I have been worried?

  352. I’m watching Azumi. Where the hell is Leon?

  353. HAHAHAHA…he’s still out there and now a flock of birds are divebombing him.

  354. Also, while I was trimming the hedge yesterday…

    Good for you, Xbrad! Trust that was enjoyable!

    Wait, wha?

  355. It was OK Jay. Kind of gritty but an ok movie

  356. I am drowning in paper shredding right now.

    Has anyone gone paperless with their monthly bills? Pros? Cons?

  357. I did a long time ago Cyn and they send me an email reminder when they are due and I pay them online. I love it.

  358. doing yardwork (or today, washing a car) when it is 109 outside is not pleasant.

  359. Has anyone gone paperless with their monthly bills? Pros? Cons?

    Kinda. Sorta. Talk to Michael.

  360. Cyn, we’ve gone paperless with paychecks and bank statements but I’m skeered to do so with bills in the event we may come up short and get overdrawn or something worse on their end.

  361. **whoa…beasn has a bunny in her bush… and xbrad was “trimming” his bush… weird..**

  362. Warm soapy water kills yellow jackets/wasps on contact. It,s pretty cool actually the way they just fall out of the fucking sky.

  363. Yea, thanks for the movie review, Jay.

    I’m cheap. Will probably wait for it to become available via Netflix.

  364. Cyn, my wife pays almost all bills electronially. Pros: Fast. Cons: Fast.

  365. I only have a few bills that I allow to get paid automatically so I don’t come up short. Even most of those are paid with a credit card (racking up the points, don’t cha know).

    I think I’m going to go for it. All my companies I can pull up statements online, save and print as needed. I hardly ever open the bills anyway; I go online to look at any balance.

    You all have convinced me. Drinks are on me tonight!!

  366. I golfed today. I suck at golf these days.

  367. Laura is making toad houses for the garden.

    The things I learn.

  368. I dont have them automatically deducted. I pay them when they send me email notifications. I love it

  369. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDV-UkF3D_Q

  370. Is that houses for frogs?

  371. Clint – I shot a 76 from the old man tees yesterday. Barring further injury, I’ll be moving back to the championship tees by September.

  372. Glad to hear that, MCPO.

  373. Toads and frogs Sohos. She has discovered that some have moved into the garden and she wants to encourage more.

  374. I watched an old guy tee off today. Does that count?

  375. That’s awesome unless its a pitch and putt MCPO.

  376. 私はそれを言うことを憎むが、レオンが正しいかどうか。これは素晴らしい映画です。

  377. Scott – The course only play 6248 yds from the old man tees.

  378. scott, yesterday when you linked that Jon Lajoie video it had 300 views.

    Today it’s 430k.

    Nice job!! He totally owes you.

  379. MCPO, I shot a 76 today to from the back tees. Unfortunately, after that, I had to play the last 4 holes.

  380. Engrish, Motherfucker, do you speak it?!

  381. Engrish, Motherfucker, do you speak it?!

    Google Languages, can you use it?!

  382. I should get a nice fat royalty check next month.

  383. I can use Google languages.

    But I shouldn’t have to.

    Wasn’t that the whole point of nuking Japan?

  384. Wow. If it’s not all downhill, downwind and partially paved that’s awesome MCPO.

  385. I left out zero gravity.

  386. Scott- Still not back. Drives are only only around 220 yds and I can only hit the 5 iron around 165.

  387. Did anybody describe anybody else to a police sketch artist today?

  388. Did anybody describe anybody else to a police sketch artist today?

    He looked like Connery as James Bond, if Bond was a Simpsons’ character.

  389. OMG! Gluten!!!

    http://fwd4.me/07vK

  390. Are you serious?

    You have to have one of the best short games in the world.

  391. Don’t push it MCPO.

    Get your stuff fixed up.

  392. Comment at the dailymail about the idiots in DC again saying the military won’t get paid if the debt ceiling thing isn’t resolved.

    This is why we have such felons/democrats/ Barry in office…or the UK has been swirling the bowl…

    ………….Debt is caused by rich people having more than their fair share. They say “Here peasant, you can own your own home all you have to do is pay for it 5 times over and it’s yours.”

    – ashfield, leeds, 30/7/2011 16:50………..

  393. Did anybody describe anybody else to a police sketch artist today?

    Yes. You better go into hiding.

  394. I haven’t written a check in four years.

    BIZZATCHES

  395. H2 Community Theater:

    Michael: Wait, who did that song? FIOS says this is the Dixie Chicks, but they are covering someone else.

    Cathy: Oh, oh, oh, I can see them in my head.

    Michael: It was a group, not a female vocalist?

    Cathy: Yes.

    Michael: Fleetwood Mac?

    Cathy: YES!!!

    Michael: You know, if anyone picked the top five rock bands of all time, Fleetwood Mac would have to be on the list for them to be taken seriously.

    Cathy: You are right. And the Beatles would not have to be on the list.

    Michael: *pauses, scratches head* Actually, you are right about that.

    Cathy: The Rolling Stones would have to be on the Top 5 list.

    Michael: You are not so stupid for a girl.

    Fin.

  396. You are right. And the Beatles would not have to be on the list.

    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  397. You know, if anyone picked the top five rock bands of all time, Fleetwood Mac would have to be on the list for them to be taken seriously.

    You have got to be fucking kidding me.

  398. Debt is caused by rich people having more than their fair share. They say “Here peasant, you can own your own home all you have to do is pay for it 5 times over and it’s yours.”

    – ashfield, leeds, 30/7/2011 16:50………..

    Hey ashfield, what is 2 + 2?

    ashfield: Harvey Milk.

  399. >> if anyone picked the top five rock bands of all time, Fleetwood Mac would have to be on the list for them to be taken seriously.

    This is a not serious list.

    *kicks Rosetta in the baby-maker

  400. if anyone picked the top five rock bands of all time, Fleetwood Mac would have to be on the list for them to be taken seriously.

    I blame this statement on the crappy music appreciation classes in Big 10 schools.

  401. Poker time!

    Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!

  402. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

    Shut up. You don’t know anything. You should just go drink a strawberry margarita with sugar on the rim with Jay. I’m not interested in your opinion.

  403. ZZ Top would have to be on anyone’s Top 5 list.

  404. David Bowie and Prince are on “The List”

  405. You are free to disagree with me, but that means you are stupid.

  406. Oh yes, Michael: ZZ Top and Wham!

  407. Fleetwood Mac

    Don’t forget Procol Harum.

  408. Fleetwood Mac?

    Serious?

    That makes Harry Reid Batman.

  409. Boston was epic in the day

  410. You seriously think that Fleetwood Mac is a better band than The Beatles?

    Wow. Just, wow.

  411. This music thing is taking a goddamn nosedive into crazy.

  412. The Beatles were not rock they were pop. They defined pop

  413. Wait for the cover theory Dave

  414. They did both, Vman. “Ticket to Ride” was pop. “Helter Skelter” was rock.

  415. >> >> if anyone picked the top five rock bands of all time, Fleetwood Mac would have to be on the list for them to be taken seriously.

    You must be on crack.

  416. The Tubes of course. Definitely top 5 material.

  417. Here is Fleetwood Mac in a bike race

  418. I will concede to a small portion of Beatles songs being rock Sean.
    Likewise with Bowie Sohos he is a genius but a pop genius

  419. Golden earring Jew
    Although a better driving song has not been written.

  420. Andy do you know what the Fibonacci sequence is and how it converts miles to kilometers?

    I learned something today.

  421. >> The Tubes of course. Definitely top 5 material.

    Hey, don’t forget The Knack.

  422. Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

    And

    NEW POAT.

  423. Likewise with Bowie Sohos he is a genius but a pop genius

    He’s anothe one who could do both. “Ziggy Stardust” is one of the best rock albums of all time.

  424. I cannot think of 1 Bowie song I rocked out to Sean.
    I could be wrong


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