¿Dónde está las tatas?

Today’s BBF will be of the late afternoon variety.

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97 Comments

  1. This poat is full of…. what is the opposite of win?

  2. Frog hair!

  3. I shaved my pubes for this?

  4. previous poat: awesome link Tifw! Shared.

  5. I shaved my pubes for this?

    – – – –

    please do it downwind next time….*pfft*

  6. previous poat: awesome link Tifw! Shared.

    Any fackin’ reason you couldn’t have copied it here, martha focker?

  7. uhh, lazy comes to mind.

  8. He is not a devil, an alien, a socialist. He is a loser. And this is America, where nobody loves a loser.

    Repeating that phrase while picturing Obama getting kicked squarely in the balls makes my nipples hard.

  9. ’cause we all read it 2 hours ago?

  10. *pictures Obama and clintbird getting kicked in the junk*

    :)

  11. *Shoots double hole growler at compos.*

  12. ’cause we all read it 2 hours ago?

    It’s clintbird from the 3 point line, shot up…

    It’s GOOD!

  13. *Snigger.*

    Uh, I mean, *Snicker.*

  14. CB are you going to see C&A today?

  15. Yes, I plan to, sohos, if I can get in … this afternoon. I’ll text you if I can.

  16. I’m hot and not in the good way

  17. *Hoses down (in a good way) Carin.*

  18. **tackles Car in**

    **gives her the “Slip n’ Slide”**

  19. Ohhh. That feels so good.

    I was hoping to run 7 miles, but I kinda pooped out after 6.25 /6.5 or so.

    It’s humid out there.

  20. I honestly had skipped the noonan piece, because she usually makes me want to puke.

  21. **tackles Car in**

    **gives her “The Peggy”**

  22. **gives her “The Peggy”**

    Now you did it, xbrad

    /pukes

  23. Eddie made a music video.

    Language is not safe for just about anywhere.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18

  24. Where’s Sohos?

    How’s the diet?

    I’ve been good today so far. But the day is young, of course.

    Breakfast -two eggs with those low cal bread thingies.

    Lunch – protein powder/yogurt shake w/ blueberries and honey

    Now. Just gotta make it through the afternoon.

  25. Dinner tonight will be a baked pork tenderloin. Any recipe suggestions?

    the first person to suggest adding breast milk will be stabbed to death with a fork.

  26. The Mrs and I made coq a vin a few days ago. It was really easy, and very good. Tonight is shrimp tacos.

  27. Simple is better w/pork tenderloin, XB. Grille it, broil it, whatever. DO NOT overcook it. Then (her comes the secret) brush it w/a bunch of butter just prior to serving it.

  28. the first person to suggest adding breast milk will be stabbed to death with a fork.

    FINE!

    *pushes gmland’s bewb back up under his sports bra*

  29. Text me and let me know

  30. I like to grill pork tenderloin.

  31. I just salt, pepper, fresh rosmary, some taragon, oilve oil, garlic. Let sit for a bit. Grill it till it registers 130. Let sit.

    Serve.

    Yum.

  32. screw the typos in that last comment. YOu guys know what I mean.

  33. Too hot to grill here. Plus, my grill really sucks. It’s about as old as I am, and one side doesn’t burn. My options are pretty much off and fullblast.

    So grilling things properly is a real challenge.

    So I’ll just use the toaster oven. I’ve done pork roasts in it before with good results.

  34. I don’t give a chainsaw

  35. brine it, xbrad. cover with water, add a bunch of salt, some sugar (honey is great), let it soak for a few hours. pull it out, and rinse, then add your seasoning before you cook it.

    It will be a lot juicier.

  36. Thanks for all the good suggestions.

    **calls Dominoes instead**

  37. *kicks xbard in the poon*

    *gives him “the Domino” for good measure*

  38. **pinches Car in’s “Canadian Bacon”**

  39. Graham worried he’ll be all alone when he gets to college.

    Me: Graham, if you get into a university in Texas, then we’ll all move to Texas and you can live with us there.

    Graham: but what if I get into Yale?

    Me: Then Scott and Laura can take care of you.

    Graham: ok.

    fin

  40. AND, if he gets into U of Michigan, Hotpur can take care of him.

    er. You may want to rethink this plan.

  41. Howdy Carin! How’s yer chikns.

    As long as he doesn’t get into the University of Where B-rad lives, we’ll be ok.

  42. Graham: Mr. Hotspur, sir, where do I sleep?

    Me: In class, you have too much work to do around the house.

    Graham: :( MOMMY!!!

    fin

  43. Why you hate me, PJ?

    http://tinyurl.com/3c3u32g

  44. what is a good meat scale? SYWM. This is pretty much a Carin question I think

  45. chickens are good, Peej.

  46. This post has been updated with parenting advice.

    Rosetta makes an appearance at :28.

  47. Oops. More like :25.

  48. Why you hate me, PJ?

    http://tinyurl.com/3c3u32g

    *melts

  49. b-rad, I only hit you because I love you.

    *sends Graham to hotspur’s house

  50. My advice to Rosetta is to give the boy up for adoption. I know it will break his mommy’s heart, but it’s for the best. Really.

  51. Ok. In the video, the one with that kid and the plastic bag over her head has traumatized me. I stopped breathing for a couple secs and the claustrophobia set in. That was awful.

    As for the kid in the stroller with all the groceries piled on top? Meh. My kids ask me to bury them all the time when they’re in the shopping cart.

  52. Food scale I guess not just a meat scale.

  53. If Grahrman goes to college in Texas, we’re an hour away if you need anything.

    Or 10 hours away. Kinda depends on where he goes.

  54. Mostly I was trying to think of a way that I could convince PJD to move to Texas, but Graham ruined it by thinking he could get into Yale. Stupid kid.

  55. sohos, I have one like this: http://www.amazon.com/Mainstays-Digital-Kitchen-Scale-MS19-041-400-33/dp/B00395GYSK

    I use it all the time, works great. I wore out the old one I had.

  56. I bought mine at Wal Mart, pretty cheap

  57. what do you need a food scale for? Just go with the credit card size portion dealo.

    I have a scale. But who wants to always weigh everything/clean it/etc. I bought a pretty cheap one, and it adjusts to you can calibrate it fine.

    so – I don’t think it really matters. Just get a cheapo.

  58. I went to Harvard.

    Well, I bought a cup of coffee in the book store while passing through town.

  59. There’s a community college in Lapeer, so if he ends up there he’s covered.

    Plus, we have a nice beauty school. AND a truck driving academy.

  60. I hear weight watchers has a pretty good scale, sohos.

  61. Pretty much, we’re a mecca for higher learning. I’ll surprised if he doesn’t end up in Lapeer.

    He’s gonna like our house. We’ve got a lake.

  62. I’m pretty sure that farm pr0n pic of J’Ames and Bessie is enough to get is kicked off WordPress again.

  63. Ha ah haa … comment over at Protein Wisdom :

    Bowles-Simpson Bipartisan Plan? Obama says NO!

    Ryan Plan? Obama says NO!

    Gang of Six Bipartisan Plan? Obama says NO!

    Boehner Plan? Obama says NO!

    Cut, Cap and Balance Plan? Obama says NO!

    Damn those obstructionist Teabaggers!

  64. Important header update for Sohos.

  65. Thanks yall and hotspur ;) I need it for the diet I am starting. Meat has to be only 3.5oz

  66. Oddly, I always thought a cowlick was something to do with unruly hair.

  67. Over 4 oz and you could be looking at jail time.

  68. I think GMLand passed out. He probably needed to nurse.

  69. That’s why I need one Scott!!!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/5vnjjm

  70. It just occurred to me that we haven’t seen Tattooed Intelectual in a long time. Anyone know what became of her?

  71. Didn’t TI get a camp counseling type job? Maybe she’s away from technology for a while.

  72. Nevermind sohos. I just read the reviews on Amazon for the Weight Watcher’s scale and they’re not good.

  73. Rehab.

  74. I think GMLand passed out. He probably needed to nurse.

    – – – – –

    *burp* ahhh, nothing like some warm milk before a quick afternoon nap.

    and a handy.

    nothing like some warm milk and a handy before a quick afternoon nap.

  75. ???

  76. Comment by pajama momma on July 29, 2011 1:54 pm

    Graham worried he’ll be all alone when he gets to college.

    Me: Graham, if you get into a university in Texas, then we’ll all move to Texas and you can live with us there.

    Graham: but what if I get into Yale?

    Me: Then Scott and Laura can take care of you.

    Graham: ok.

    fin

    Does he do good drywall?

  77. I talked to her a little bit when Patty Ann was in the hospital Hotspur but haven’t spoken to her since. We are still friends on facechimp

  78. Does he do good drywall?

    hahahahahaha he sure does a mean world of warcraft

  79. World of Warcraft/drywall – same thing.

  80. Those photos are more awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion…in space.

  81. They are really cool. Vman will love them too

  82. Just when you thought someone couldn’t be more arrogant than Juan McAmnesty:

  83. hahahahahaha he sure does a mean world of warcraft

    How is he at hump rubbing?

  84. Those photos are more awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion…in space

    hahaha, those are hysterical.

  85. I can almost make my face do that.

    Almost

  86. How is he at hump rubbing?

    I’ll start training him……..by letting him work on my feet.

  87. Yep, if Grarmin goes to school in Dallas, say SMU, Dave is just an hour away.

  88. Shut your arsemouf, he’s your problem in Dallas

  89. Um, you guys fail to realize that if he goes to Texas, I go to Texas. So I’ll be both your problem.

  90. If he ends up at Barnum and Bailey Clown College, he will be right near Vmax and MJ.

  91. Why would you follow your son to college?

    I’m pretty sure most shrinks would say this is a “bad idea, mom”

  92. We’ll take yall PJM!!!!

  93. New post to suckle on.

  94. He should consider Texas Tech. It’s a really good school.


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