Celebrating Diversity

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Since I just did a movie review of a steaming turd, here are two movies that I think are own-worthy.

(1)  Battle Los Angeles was marketed as an alien sci-fi flick and it is that.  But it’s also a damn good war movie.  The aliens are almost incidental to the plot.  Yes, you do get to see UFOs crash and burn and aliens get gutted but the movie is great in my honest but correct opinion because it’s actually about the awesomeness that is our military.

2.985 out of 3.195 bald heads.

(2)  Lincoln Lawyer is one of the best law thrillers I’ve seen in a long, long time.  It ranks up there with Absence of Malice, The Verdict and Primal Fear.  And you should see those three movies if you have not already.

Matthew McCoanaheyhagy is outstanding in the lead role as your typical scumbag defense-attorney-for-hire.  William H. Macy is great in the movie as is Marisa Tomei.  Justin Timberlake and/or Ryan Phillipe is great as well.  The movie is exceptionally well-scripted and acted.  Normal movie-watching rules apply here because you have to pay attention so you shoudn’t watch it while you play JENGA!!!

7.374 bald heads out of 7.832 blad heads.

Enjoy your popcorn.

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149 Comments

  1. This post sucks.

  2. Aww crap. I knew we should have picked up our toys and moved.

  3. I’m only a semi-douchebag, so I came to the new poat.

  4. I forgot I’m supposed to give pig dog a bath / wrestle in the tub.

    brb

  5. Pot – kettle Rosetta.

    Pot – kettle.

  6. Fuck the new poat.

  7. I hate you all so very, very much. . . especially Rosetta.

  8. I forgot to have dinner. I think I’ll just have to skip it.

  9. Wow. This must have taken a whole 45 seconds to put together.

  10. Pig dog must be pretty special. A normal person would stuff him in the dishwasher and run the heavy cycle.

  11. Pig dog is special. He has an indoor pool and a colon full of ice cubes.

  12. Shortest life span in the history of poats…

  13. Coulter: http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=45145

  14. Nice sausage fest you have here

  15. I shaved my balls for this?

  16. Hey Sohos! You got your man settled in all comfy?

  17. Yes Sir. In bed, Pizza and movies. We are now about to watch “Source Code”

  18. Floyd is now the cleanest bulldog in the history of the world.

    And now I have to shower.

    Carry on.

    brb

  19. Q. What’s the difference between the GOP and the Taliban?

    A. Obama is willing to negotiate in good faith with the Taliban.

  20. Okay. Now let’s solve that debt ceiling problem.

  21. Heh Good one Brad

  22. A debt ceiling charette, so to speak.

  23. No.

  24. Okay. Now let’s solve that debt ceiling problem.

    Everybody in DC has to drive a Segway and is limited to two sheets of toilet paper per use.

  25. Wow. This must have taken a whole 45 seconds to put together.

    How many seconds did it take you to put your post together?

    Oh you didn’t do one?

    BURN!!!!

  26. Debt ceiling?! Just print moar $$$$!

  27. Debt ceiling?! Just print moar $$$$!

    This, ultimately, is what we will do. Convert your dollars to something that will hold its value. Too late for gold, so I recommend hard liquor. You’ll need it, and it’ll trade well after the collapse and before we switch to using Canadian $$ throughout North America.

  28. I get a weekly stat sheet on the market and the economy and I saw two stats that would end the revenue vs. spending debate if liberals understood math.

    (1) To be in the top 2% of taxpayers, you need an AGI of $259k. If everyone in that group paid 100% of their AGI in taxes it would raise $1.63 trillion in taxes. The budget deficit for 2011 is $1.65 trillion.

    (2) In the 37 fiscal years since 1975, the government has collected taxes in excess of 20% of GDP once. The government has spent in excess of 20% of GDP 27 times.

    Taxes are the deck chairs on the spending Titanic.

    And liberals are idiots.

  29. I am giddy beyond belief – my mommy made a comment on my blog today!

    I know it’s silly, but there ya go. I think it’s her first comment on the Internet ever….

  30. I know it’s silly, but there ya go. I think it’s her first comment on the Internet ever….

    Did she link a picture of goatse?

  31. That’s just so awesome Tifw

  32. Sohita, when did count come home and how’s he doing?

  33. Bed time. Sleep well if you can.

  34. That’s just so awesome Tifw

    *snigger*

  35. We got home around 4pm and he is feeling better but still a little weak/tired

  36. Rosetta get over here now! Assume the position!

  37. Great Sohos!

  38. We got home around 4pm and he is feeling better but still a little weak/tired

    At least he’s out of the horsespital. Once they save your life, that place sucks.

    Can he eat normal food like deep fried triple bacon cheeseburgers?

  39. Rosetta get over here now! Assume the position!

    YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DOMINATRIX!!!

    *slams dungeon door*

  40. Why the hell haven’t you been posting more crap like this Rosetta?

  41. Thanks for the movie review on the last thread, Sohos.

  42. Sohos, Source Code is a damn fine movie!!!

  43. As I’m typing on my daughter’s laptop I note I now have an interesting new avatar thingee.

    Also I can see what I’m typing.

    *Wonders what in the hell it is with his own computer and the comment thingee???*

  44. He can pretty much eat anything but just a few bites b/c he gets full real fast and I changed the safe word BTW

  45. Why the hell haven’t you been posting more crap like this Rosetta?

    What the hell are you talking about? Everything I post is crap.

    *ties Dave’s shoestrings together, shoots him in face with tank*

  46. He can pretty much eat anything but just a few bites b/c he gets full real fast

    Worst Nathan’s hot dog eating contestant ever.

    and I changed the safe word BTW

    We have a safe word? WHY WASN’T I INFORMED OF THIS?

  47. There are no safe words at H2.

  48. Well if it isn’t Cyn.

    *puts on nicest ballroom gown, appreciates ballroom*

  49. Donk Dems, all 53, just signed a “fuck you” letter to Boehner.

    So, burn it down? Or does Captain Bullshit issue an executive order increasing the debt limit, and when the constitutional question is raised, he thinks he has enough cover to play “the adult in the room and those rotten kids made me?”

    That’s my bet. Rather than force him to veto it.

  50. Shirlena?

  51. Interesting times Dave

  52. Dave, we should just pass the latest bill, let the Senate reject it, then say “fuck you, we passed 3 bills and you won’t even consider them — enjoy.”

  53. Heh. Shirlena would have been a good caption for the Debbie What’s-Her-Face header picture.

  54. SPACE PENS could solve our debt problemos.

    They were invented by Muslim rocket engineers.

  55. Lipstick, yup. No more negotiations. Let em shoot it down.

  56. *puts on even prettier ball gown*

    Oh, Rosetta! You are looking quite fetching this evening. I’m sure you’ll get to dance at least twice this evening.

  57. I’m still 75% sure that a last second deal will be made because if the foolish rating agencies downgrade our debt, a global killer asteroid of shit will hit our colossal economic fan.

    If that happens, someone will have sealed their fate as the:

    (a) Worst President ever

    (b) Worst Senate Leader ever

    (c) Worst Speaker ever.

    I bet all my money on (a). If Obama lets that happen, he will lose 47 of the 57 states in 2012.

  58. Oh, Rosetta! You are looking quite fetching this evening. I’m sure you’ll get to dance at least twice this evening.

    Oh this old thing??

  59. Movie time! Bbl

  60. *puts on a serape and a sombrero*

  61. Great. We’re all fancy now.

    *puts on shirt.

  62. Heheh, Jewston

  63. Jew, take off your shirt. You were the entertainment for this evening dear!

  64. Hey scum, there are a couple of movie review updates to this post if you like movies.

    It you don’t like movies then you’re probably some sort of asshole.

  65. You thought Lincoln Lawyer was great? Ummm…

    I’ll say something positive at this point. I agree with your assessment of Battle Los Angeles.

  66. pants? OPTIONAL!

  67. I’m the entertainment? But I’m not even wearing my tear-away pants! Why wasn’t my assistant informed?!

  68. You thought Lincoln Lawyer was great? Ummm…

    I’ll say something positive at this point. I agree with your assessment of Battle Los Angeles.

    You didn’t like Lincoln Lawyer? Why was that?

  69. On the road, alone in a hotel in the Midwest,

    What to do what to do.

  70. The acting was good, but the story line was too predictable, and practically spoon fed you the ending. I hate it when movies do that.

    I really liked William Macy and Matthew McCounghnahahahay. Philippe telegraphed his badness, making him smarmy, not evil. He’ll probably be in the Twilight series at some point, along with the rest of those bad actors.

  71. Well I’m wearing my new nightie.

    Boehner should just step out of the way – say hecwon’t negotiate beyond a freeze – and then let the commie f*ckers blow themselves up. The GOP needs to be out there saying the democrats are more interested in blowing wads on penis size studies than our economic health.

  72. Why wasn’t my assistant informed?!

    Dammit!! The email was sent!

    Perhaps you have some assless chaps that will just have to suffice.

  73. Stay away from the hookers, uniball, and call your wife.

  74. I feel 70% more heterosexual not having watched Lincoln Lawyer.

  75. beasn,
    One time I had phone sex with my wife while away,and I talked the situation into a fake threesome, she just gave me the rope and let me hang myself, we have never had phone sex since.

  76. Lemme get this straight: the dems say we need to get together, and hammer out a bill, bipartisan like, since it’s for the good of the country. Attached to this note is 53 signatures, over half the Senate, telling the Speaker they have proactively voted his bill (written on paper and everything) down, without going through a vote.

    am I caught up?

  77. The last time I was in Chicago a Mexican waitress with no neck who worked in the hotel bar hit on me. I passed.

    nice ass, but no neck, strange barrel torso.

  78. I have zero faith in the Ds doing anything right. at this point it is a cultural standoff. They are crazy.

  79. A woman I work with leans over in front of me while discussing business, I usually see right down her blouse. At first I wsn’t sure if this was on purpose, but I now believe it is. She is an asian with large breasts, a rare combination.

    It makes me nervous but I get aroused. What is a man supposed to do?

  80. The local news tonight informed me that 66% of the American people favored tax increases on the rich to help with the debt crisis.

    No poll was mentioned. I’m pretty sure it’s a direct line to the White House Official Blackberry Poll™.

  81. you’re an interesting cat uniball.

    TEQUILA FOR EVERYONES

  82. mmm, tequila.

  83. Hey! Numbnut! Where you been?

    I hope all is well with you, amigo.

  84. Where are you Uni and how long will you be there? Maybe there’s some Hostamages near you.

  85. I feel 70% more heterosexual not having watched Lincoln Lawyer.

    Shut up Lady Gaga.

  86. Jesus, the news woman on Fox 4 here in Kansas city is steaming hot.

    I think I need to go to sleep.

    I finally get some time to me so I will def drop in tomorrow to see how everyone is doing.

    One thing I love about the Midwest…BEEF! Unbelievable steaks. Have a great evening everyone.

  87. Rosetta/Cyn-I am in Kansas City, Missouri. Not a bad town. not great but not bad. It ain’t Chicago, but it’s pretty nice.

    I am doing ok, work is going well, receiveing new responsibiliteis, growing in my role, but stressful. Wife and kids are doing great, but the wife and I have been fighting a bit lately, not really connecting, but everything is ok and wil turn our better.

    How is everyone here doing?

  88. It makes me nervous but I get aroused. What is a man supposed to do?

    I’m pretty sure the correct answer is “get aroused and then go home and make sweet 14-second love to your wife who looks Asian when you squint your eyes”.

    Also, please snap a photo of the Asian chick’s cleve and send that to me.

  89. Only S&P blinked this afternoon – it seems that the fact that the US is TRYING to reduce its debt is enough for them.
    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/SP-official-Credible-deficit-apf-858247074.html?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=1&asset=&ccode

    And Barky realized that he wasn’t going to get to go to his birthday party if that deadline didn’t become flexible real fast.

    The Pubbies need to hold the line and let the Dems and Obama sweat it out this time.

    And tell Obama if he tries that 14th Amendment crap (which his lawyers have already advised him is a no-go), they’ll start Impeachment proceedings.

  90. make sweet 1 4-second love to your wife

    FIFY

  91. Rosetta, I have many mental images, but I think the camera would be a step too far, ever for her.
    It’s really crazy. the first time it happened I thought, “Am I seeing this, for real” and I looked away. then it happened over and over again and I finally just got to the point where I expect it.

    It’s really amazing.

  92. Are you now living in KC, Uni?

    If so the odds of me not killing just dropped like Dave’s balls the first time he saw The Vagina Monologues.

  93. Cyn-4 second love is about right.

  94. >> Shut up Lady Gaga.

    Suck my pointy bra and go wash that dog hair out of your ears.

  95. Rosetta,
    no, we are still in Portland. I think we are there for good, it’s a final move IMO unless we can get into Europe or back to the Rocky Mountain states, or I get paid quite a bit more.
    I love the area, the people in the ?northwest are really cool, super down to earth, very giving.

  96. Pssst, Rosie – over here…..

    *whispers*
    If you ever talk about my dear, sweet mother like that again, I’m driving to your house and taking back Floyd’s pirate costume. Got it?

    *normal voice*
    Hey, how’s it goin’, buddy? You about ready for that baby to get here?

    *whispers*
    We good? Good…..

  97. Rosetta, I have many mental images, but I think the camera would be a step too far, ever for her.
    It’s really crazy. the first time it happened I thought, “Am I seeing this, for real” and I looked away. then it happened over and over again and I finally just got to the point where I expect it.

    It’s really amazing.

    My opinion on that is sometimes you have to travel to a national park to see natural beauty. And sometimes natural beauty presents itself to you.

    Think of it as saving money on gas.

    God created men on Monday because work had to be done. He created women on Saturday because work without art is meaningless.

  98. God I wish I could get drunk. Big day tomorow, nervouse so I can’t sleep, but I wish I could get toasted.

    If I were a single man I think Iwould pick up pot again.

    Ugh, I better go to bed. What I would do for a little companionship right now. I wish my wife was here.

  99. Rosetta, that’s a fantastic saying. did you come up with that?

    I am forcing myself to keep her image out of my wank reportwar, I don’t want to feel uncomfortable around her after just having an encounter with her in my mind. Work woiuld be too uncofmrotable.

    It’s a struggle.

    anyone here in KC?
    gotta go.

  100. Uni, if you’re not in the Westport area of KC, you should go and stay there.

    O’Dowd’s is one of the top 10 Irish bars in the country and they serve a badass corned beef boxty.

    I recommend that and a snakebite very, very highly.

  101. Oh, and Rosie, just so’s ya know, what I said earlier was in the “GRITS” (Girls Raised In The South) style – with just the right amount of twang, sweetness, and Southern charm, and with a great big ole’ Southern girl smile on my face..

    You should know better than to mess with a Texas gal’s momma, though…..

    I’ll let you live – this time.. 😛 ♥…

  102. Rosetta, that’s a fantastic saying. did you come up with that?

    I did just make that up but I think it’s correct.

    Men are utilitarian. Women are objects of art.

  103. Even the fat ones.

  104. You need a relaxing shower Uni!!

  105. Hahahaha. TiF, no need to come and repossess Floyd’s pirate costume.

    It’s great that your mom commented on your blog. If she gets comfortable with that, it will be a fun way to stay in touch.

    And I promise to keep my links to llama porn to a minimum on your blog.

  106. That was pretty freaky movie

  107. I like Michael Connelly as an author so I was ready to enjoy The Lincoln Lawyer movie. Battle Los Angeles was fun too. I absolutely loved Captain America and the new XMen movie.

  108. Isn’t Nice Deb in the KC area?

  109. I can’t wait to see CA and XMen

  110. Uni, Cleavage Girl knows exactly what she is doing.

  111. Sohos, they were worth seeing in the theater and I usually Redbox. Cleavage Girl’s always know what they are doing. So do plunge bra girls.

  112. Yeah I want to go to theater and true clevage/plunge girls always know. Goodnight kids!

  113. Night Sohos — so glad Count is back home.

  114. Derr.

  115. Well, I guess I can put another notch on the handle of my six-shooter, huh, podners?

  116. wakey wakey

  117. Ohai!

  118. Yo.

  119. Yo. Ma.

  120. I gotta a question: Are any of you guys concerned about Smart Meters, Smart Grids, Sustainable Development or Agenda 21?

  121. *wanders off to google smart meters, smart grids, sustackable department heads, and agenda 21*

    bb in a few…

  122. Vid on Smart meters is a few years old, but this is a plug for it from Duke Energy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhRAMT9AluE

  123. Here’s the link I found for smart meters:

    http://stopsmartmeters.org/why-stop-smart-meters/

    I certainly don’t like the idea of my bills going up because a different type of meter has been installed. I don’t know about the health concerns, but the big brother aspect of information gathering pisses me right off.

    On a side, Duke Energy is teh suxor. My neighbors are on Duke while we’re use a different company. Storm blows through, their power goes out. Ours stays on. Almost guaranteed.

    smart grids next …

  124. Ok, i’ve got myself in a pissing match (email) with the local rag (Detroit) editor.

  125. Yesterday I attack a bunch of libs on the street and now this.

    I may blow soon.

    Watch out.

  126. good article here or you could just read my blog post today about it.

  127. I’m asking about all this because a somewhat moderate subset of grassroots folks are wrapped around the axle about it Smart Meters and the Smart Grid. I’m a tad concerned, but think it is not a high priority.

    I have a personal promise of our newly elected mayor that she will look into Agenda 21 (of which our city is a member… and many cities are without the knowledge or consent of its citizens).

  128. There’s a lot going on with sustainable development / agenda 21. On one hand, the human population on the planet is growing exponentially and there could come a time when the planet and its resources will be unable to keep up.

    However, I am very leery of all of these green initiatives, like wind farms. From what I understand, the goverment grants (ie, tax payer money) shelled out for these things is beyond belief. And, they don’t produce nearly the power that a coal plant does.

    I’m for figuring out smart (not heart felt) ways to preserve the planet and help it sustain us, but I really think we should be drilling and mining our own resources here. If we take care of ourselves, we’ll be better able to help out the rest of the world that’s in need.

    Obama can suck it. (Just figured that was worth adding)

  129. Yesterday I attack a bunch of libs on the street and now this.

    Like with a chainsaw? Wiffle ball bat? Rubber band and paper wads?

  130. Like with a chainsaw? Wiffle ball bat? Rubber band and paper wads?

    I wish. But I listened to my kindergarten teach and used my words instead.

  131. “Are any of you guys concerned about Smart Meters, Smart Grids, Sustainable Development or Agenda 21”

    I’m not aware of what Agenda 21 is, but all of these types of efforts seem to be more about control over how we live, Just titling something Agenda 21 creeps me out. It sounds nefarious.

  132. SHAZZAM!

  133. SHAZZAM!

    Nice cape. Please put some pants on.

  134. Wow, rich is here and it’s not even (big boob) friday.

    What is HAPPENING?

  135. I am aware of Agenda 21. All of us better be concerned about it. Our communist in chief is trying to implement it via his “Rural Council” that he hoped no one would notice he executive ordered into existence. You should immediately demand of your congressional representatives that they STOP this NOW!!!!!!

  136. Here you go, chillrens:

    http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/37561

  137. …Our communist in chief is trying to implement it via his “Rural Council” that he hoped no one would notice he executive ordered into existence. You should immediately demand of your congressional representatives that they STOP this NOW!!!!!!

    I’m aware of ALL of this shit. I get scads of ‘the sky is falling’ emails every day. We are fighting so many fronts right now. Many times I do write or call my congressman, senators, governor’s office and all. Who else is doing this? I’m getting tired. These people representing us in Washington should not have to be babysit by us. Don’t they know what the issues and ramifications are? Can they not see what is going on? Guess not. These people are insane, inept, evil, or incompetent.

  138. I’m in favor of Agenda 21. Because it was designed as a master plan for world sustainability, we know that it will have the exact opposite effect.

    All socialist programs work exactly backward. War on Poverty. USSR. Kyoto.

  139. Cathy, this is OWO’s/universal communism’/progressivism’ last chance to conquer the world. They know if they can’t succeed this time, their best chance ever w/our fraud in chief, they’ll never come this close again. Thus the reason for this all out assault on all fronts. Thye are hoping this approach will wear everyone out and deliver us all into hopelessness. We CANNOT let them win.

  140. >> Please put some pants on.

    You’re not the boss of me.

  141. New poat.

  142. So, if cleavage girl knows what she is doing….what does it mean?
    What does it mean when a woman bends over in front of you and you can see all the way down to her glorious belly button, and the cleavage is just so magnificent that would pay to be smothered in it?

    all this in the office?

    What does it all mean? Is it a signal to hit on her or just playful teasing to enjoy the show and banter, or is she fucked in the head?

    Ladies? any insight is appreciated. I obviously can’t bring this up with my wife.
    Thanks,

  143. Good Friday Eve Morning Cool Kids

  144. Avert your eyes with all haste Uni. Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a chick’s intentions are, but you never ever want to mess with something like that in the work situation. She could be looking to be fun and flirty, or whackjob-crazy. From what I know of workplace stuff, there’s little application sexual harassment bullshit on women like there is with the men. Friendly non-sexual (and I seriously mean no innuendo) is fine, but unless you really, really know her…assume that she is out to eat you and get you fired.

  145. Cyn, thanks.
    That’s what scares me,she has a pair of the most magnificent breasts on the planet, but a touch of crazy.
    Good advice


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